I'm telling you

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>>92737984

>has jewish lawyer
>lawyer is actually arguing in favor of honesty and against trickery

What did heavy metal mean by this?

37 counts of rape

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>>92737984
Do tell me.

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>>92737984
never was there ever a more kind and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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So has anyone actually read the comics he's from? Artist has a serious thing for shovel chins, even the women have them.

in all the time I've known him he's never done anything immoral UNLESS YOU COUNT THE PRESCHOOLER PROSTITUTE RING

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HANGINS TOO GOOD FOR HIM
BURNINS TOO GOOD FOR HIM

HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BITSY PIECES
AND BURIED ALIIIIIIVE

>>92738681
I fucking live for this moment every time

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Do not try to escape.
You are in my control. Look at me.
I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully.
My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions.
But many still seek me out. A green jewel they must possess.
But hear how they read this in my voice.

>>92737984
God damn Bernie Wrightson only died two months ago

>>92737984
Genuinely my favourite movie, warts and all. I struggle to think of anything as varied and creative.

>>92739100
If we're counting anything, not just films, the source material is arguably even more varied than the film

>>92738681
>REACH OUT AND TAKE IT!
>REACH OUT AND TA TA TAKE IT!

>>92737984
I've seen this movie at least a dozen times or more in my life. First time I saw it was in like 4th grade with my dad.

To this day I still don't get what Sterns plan was. my only guess is he used all of Hanovers hulk out rampage to escape.

>>92740186
Drive it on up and let's cruise a while
Leave your troubles far behind...

>>92740240
I think Stern's plan was literally having handoverfist or whatever give weak lies and excuses and somehow getting away with it, there's no way he could have planned for the loc nar making him go hulk but still keeping the deal afterwards.

anyone got a link to the soundtrack?

Lets say that a new Heavy Metal movie is coming out and you're in charge of the soundtrack.
What songs will you include?

>>92740783
Probably some actual heavy metal instead of that guy from The Eagles

>>92738033
That the writers are less full of shit than you.

Who else saw this as a kid after finding it in a box of movies your uncle had?

>>92740126
Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I've recently been getting into Heavy Metal and 2000AD in a big way, and seeing the great power of sci-fi anthologies.