Guardians of the Galaxy

Yes its like ones of those "based on a true story" deals

MCU tumblr holds it as a shinning example of white washing

>>92735542
You can ask something similar with Kevin Bacon and First Class

>>92735542
no, it means Knight Rider was actually based on the life of Nick Fury back when he was a white guy

>>92735542
That was such a James Gunn moment. Like, my theater laughed cause it's fucking David Hasselhofff out of nowhere, but it was really kind of dark considering Ego was mocking Peter with his fantasies.

>>92735542
Autism, the post.

>>92735542
More importantly, who starred in Big Trouble In Little China if Kurt Russel *doesn't* exist in the MCU?

>>92736055
Who says Kurt doesn't exist? Ego had to get the idea for his body from somewhere

>>92736055
There's nothing to say Kurt Russell doesn't exist. For all we know Ego stole his appearance when he visited Meredith and Peter just doesn't make the connection because the Avatar is so aged or whatever.

Pratt did in fact suggest that Quill recognize Russell but Gunn thought it would be too distracting.

>>92735542
No.
Different Hasselhoff.

>>92735847
You mean the footloose reference that Peter Quill did?
Different universes.

I loved the movie.

But, why in the everloving fuck do they have to kill the fucking villain in every fucking movie, and it was fucking Ego, and it was fucking Kurt Russell playing him. Goddamnit.

>>92736333
in hindsight, they can pull off a return for many villains that are accounted as dead
Red Skull, Zola, the real Mandarin, even Yellowjacket.

Ego coming back could still be feasible considering he's a celestial and he plays with different rules

>>92736333
>>92736404
Ego not dying or worse still coming back would ruin Quill's character arc. This is not the comics you guys.

>>92736404

I'll pass on Mandarin.

One that's not even dead and I'd like back is Abomination.

>>92736404
Don't forget we're dealing with the Infinity Gauntlet here. ANYONE can be brought back with no further explanation needed.

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Jesus fuck this is real? There is legitimately David Hasselhoff cameo?

/co/ shits on pic related but not this?

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Can we all agree Hasselhoff's cameo would be way better if he was wearing this?

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>>92736523

What's your beef with Knight Rider, anon?

>>92736262
>Different universes
And?
OP posits that Nick Fury movie may exist in MCU because Hasslehoff appears/is referenced.

The anon posits that X-Men: First Class movie may exist in MCU because Kevin Bacon appears/is referenced.
Same shit.

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>>92736523

The Hasselhoff cameo is done in a way that feels organic and comes off as really funny.

Your pic related is OLDMEME CANCER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

>>92736558

Ok.

I think, eventually it'll be revealed that there was a white Fury before and it WAS David Hasselhof, David being the cover he assumed after he retired, chronologically old but still enjoying the effects of the infinity formula or whatever.

>>92735981
>but it was really kind of dark considering Ego was mocking Peter with his fantasies.
It was also Ego admitting that it's all been manipulation from the start. He never wanted to be a father, he just wanted a copy of him he could use as a willing power booster.
But the normies seem fixated on the whole loltehHoffsorandomXD thing.

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LA LA BAMBA!

>>92736604
Nick Fury like James Bond, the name of the top SHIELD spy?

>>92736523
It's all about context.

Within the movie, it was called for and was a dark moment in the story. If anything, seeing The Hoff only made things darker.

Is there any worse and lazy of a joke than "Haha look, David Hasselhoff! 80s XD!"

>>92736523
Peter used to carry around a picture of David Hasslehoff when he was a kid and claimed that he was his dad, because Peter never had a dad.

Ego transforms into Hasslehoff for a moment because he wanted to solidify the fact that "I can be your father Peter, I can be the man you always thought I could be"

Ya know, after he talks about killing his mother of course.

>>92737250
This was supposed to be funny? It felt cruel and heartbreaking to me

>>92736671
Not even the right song...

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>>92737922

Is anyone else looking forward to waifu-ing MCU Mainframe?
I don't even care they're voiced by Miley Cyrus, cute robot

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>>92736055
Sylvester Stallone?