>mfw you have a pass

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>>92734108
I never realised most of /co/ were captcha scum

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Jesus, this might be the slowest board on 4chan right now

>>92734124
/jp/ is a straight up ghost town. Turns out weeaboo NEETs can't afford passes

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>>92734108

>>92734126
Maybe, but relative to normal posting speed this and /b/ are among the top casualties

is captcha fucked or something?

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>>92734141
Hiro got tired of asking and decided to make everyone buy a pass

So, what? Can only we golden few post or something?

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>>92734150
Yep, all of 4chan is now /vip/

I tried posting before I logged in and it said captcha was fucked. Hiro didn't make 4chan pay2access did he?

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>>92734119
What surprises me about that is more that the biggest reason to get a Pass has always been Storytiming so the fact that /co/ which storytimes a fuckton so by all accounts /co/ should be the least affected, but from the looks of it /a/ and /v/ are.

>>92734150
Basically, but i would be strained to really call that a badge of honor, i remember back when there was no captcha and no passes, those were the days, even though that swedish pedo loved to spam all the boards.

Now you gotta pay 20bux or teach cars.

>Go to any board
>Literally no fucking posts for like 5 minutes

Did Gook just make 4chan pay to post now?

>>92734155
>>92734153
It's a captcha fuckup, but it's not happening on any other sites

It's probably an experiment to see how many people will cave and buy a pass.

>>92734154
>it's a signpost captcha
Kill me

>>92734155
Fuck I hope not.

>>92734156

>Google own captcha
>moot now works at google
>moot secretly still owns 4chins
>moot fucks captcha up so he can get all our monies

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>>92734159

Is this how 4chan dies?
Not with a bang but with intense asian jewery?

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We /vip/ now?

>>92734162

>>>/vip/61369

Don't forget to say hi

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>>92734160
He can't keep getting away with this!

>mootxico was real all along

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>>92734157
>Vehicle captcha
>Almost fucking every square has a vehicle.
>WRONG! SELECT THE DRESSES NOW!

>>92734161
That's pretty potttery since 4chan was made to discuss Asian cartoons without the intense Jewery of SA.

Now a year pass costs twice as much as a lifetime SA pass.

You know i wouldnt mind if gook made it so weekends are pass users only or something

Would probably help the site

>>92734167
Help it die maybe, Poorfags are still a big part of the site and does contribute, i know for a fact that there are delusional oldfags that can afford passes but refuse to get one because they blindly still have faith freeposting will return because Captcha was only supposed to be temporary, but even so those peeps are still worthwhile posters.

asjscfbhajhbakbkfhbf//AnonTalK.C0m//D/A/D)Adcjdd

>>92734170
Good grief that takes me back.

>>92734171
>that time moot got fed up with Kimmo and dumped his emails

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Passes are dumb.

Damn

>>92734160

MOOOOOOOOOT

>>92734173
does he speak the truth?

>PAYING for this hellhole

test post

We back?

dinks

We're freeeeeeeee.

Test

Aww, /co/ had finally gotten good. Now it's shit again.

test

I don't have a ass

>>92734108

FREEDOM

>>92734108
What happened

>>92734213
>implying people don't pay to shitpost

Did I miss something? Why did 4chan become /vip/? Did captcha just die?

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>>92734178
Pretty much, passes should never been a thing, but that is only because Captcha never should been a thing either.

But having a pass still beats being Google slave labor.

>>92734108
It was comfy lurking in /a/, /v/ was still shit and /co/ was basically dead.

I'm not a robot

If you pay to use 4chan of all sites, it may be time to end it all.

>>92734229
hiro fucked with the captcha and broke it so only people with passes could post in attempts to get more people to buy them and it worked

So, what is going on? I'm a little lost here. I can still post.

It doesn't surprise me that this board was so dead, it's filled with Tumblr and redditor and underage /tv/tards who want to shitpost about latest capeshit and start console wars.
>>92734154
>What surprises me about that is more that the biggest reason to get a Pass has always been Storytiming so the fact that /co/ which storytimes a fuckton so by all accounts /co/ should be the least affected, but from the looks of it /a/ and /v/ are.
This would work on Wednesday. Namefags/anons who storytime consistently and have passes post on Wednesday a lot more.

>>92734213
>Aww, /co/ had finally gotten good.
/co/ was literally dead.

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>>92734240
>/v/ was still shit
color me impressed

>>92734277
Exactly.

>he spent money for posting in this shitshow so he must be better.
You're automatically a pleb for browsing this site, paying for a pass won't change it.

>>92734313
I didn't regret the pass before and I don't regret it now

>>92734313
>he image dumps while answering every captcha
I don't have the patience to sit there answering the 600 captchas for shit during storytimes

>>92734154
>What surprises me about that is more that the biggest reason to get a Pass has always been Storytiming so the fact that /co/ which storytimes a fuckton

Personally, I a good number of long storytimes with no pass before captcha became such an annoying bitch. Now I simply never stoytime anything.

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>>92734298

>>92734315
I'd actually pay for it but I can't be assed to get bitcoins and I sure as shit won't give jewpanese moot my credit card info.

>>92734328
oh god never post that picture agaon

>>92734213
you like fucking corpses while talking to yourself?

>>92734324
Captcha is pure evil but it's still not worth paying to skip it.

>>92734213
Fuck off jew

>>92734213
>People jerking each other off over having passes
>Good
What?

the darkest hour

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>watching all those goys who actually bought a pass

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>claim the site was better when it was pass only
>literally every post was people being smug about having a pass and nothing else

>paying to use 4chan

test

>>92734361
There were also all the guys screaming poorfag, like the only reason you wouldn't have a pass is because you can't afford it.

>>92734108
what the hell is going on with the captcha

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>paying to shitpost

>>92734326
reCaptcha and the waiting period between posts for non-pass users has gimped storytiming hard.

Now I dump links to Zip's of whatever I used to storytime instead.

>>92734375
just captcha being captcha

Only reason I don't by a pass because of the shitty moderation and I don't feel like wasting 20 bucks just to have it removed because a mod disliked my comment.

Did captcha just die again?

>people openly bragging about spending money on something useless

Don't we already have buyfag/shelf threads for that?

>>92734409
Nigger.

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>mfw the captcha self destruct was on purpose to jew people into buying passes
>the fucking idiots took the bait

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>>92734108
Never thought it would come in use

>>92734422
Why did you buy it in the first place then.

>>92734409
$20 is a fair price to not have to try and solve captchas whilst drunk, I'm comfortable with that

I think I can post

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>>92734420
They could have just waited, but apparently patience is truly a virtue.

You dumbasses could have waited, but now your credit card info is linked here, to this site.

Are y'all dumb or something?

>>92734515
Hey, at least you got 20 minutes of shitpost for $20
T-that's something right?

>>92734436
>Posting under the influence

I'm calling the internet police.

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>people who pay for shitposting
>considering themselves smarter

But I don't trust Hiro with my credit card data.

>>92734108
>paying money to shitpost
Wow, you sure showed me.

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IS THE NIGHTMARE OVER?!

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>Giving Hiro your credit card info just so you can act smug about linking your credit card info to 2017 4chan
Imagine being so stupid. Imagine willingly giving Hiro your credit card info for the purposes of posting on an imageboard when the captcha is down, when you could've easily just waited. Imagine doing exactly what Hiro wanted you to do when he made it impossible for non-pass users to post. Imagine not waiting 20 minutes until the captcha was up again. Imagine paying money to shitpost on 2017 4chan.

But hey, at least you were able to shitpost for a few minutes, right?

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>>92734156
>>92734159
>>92734161
>>92734170
>>92734235
>>92734248
If it's any consolation; if 4chan were somehow able to survive after becoming subscription-based it would be irrevocably fucked. Eventually; the shitposting, faggot userbase and the infantile, reddit userbase would senselessly bitch and moan about the opposition. The only solution to this issue (outside of the delegation of very specific boards catering to one specific side) would be to outright purge one of these two groups. Even if the mods were somehow capable enough to regulate their respective boards (given they're already incapable of just that, funnily enough) 4chan would have no other alternative than to expand indefinitely and fade just as gradually.
>TL;DR a paying userbase is a disgusting fucking hivemind and can't support the number of dissenting opinions this site is built upon.

Tbh during the captcha blackout /a/ was pretty decent and comfy for once

>>92734347
No, he paid; he's goy. Get it right.

>>92734754
It went from weeaboo faggotry to people being smug for passes?

>>92734170
>This entire post
:(

>>92734108
>tfw i dont have a pass and i can still post

eat shit faggots

test without pass

Wait can someone explain what is going on

How long did this last?

>>92734154
>i remember back when there was no captcha and no passes, those were the days

I distinctly remember half the post of the pre captcha days being spambots.

Not gonna lie, I miss them sometimes

>>92734167
it's undeniable that a smaller userbase would make the site better. it will also make 4chan die sooner.

>>92734170
wonder whst kimmo is doing now

>>92734165
ayy

>>92734240
I guess kids in /v/ managed to convince their parents to buy them a pass.

>>92734890
>I guess kids in /v/ managed to convince their parents to buy them a pass.

There was absolutely nobody in /v/ except shills making Farcry 5 threads

Did I miss something

>>92734960
Captcha was broken. Only Pass users could post since they skipped captcha.

>>92734108
cock

>>92734960
CAPTCHA died for about an hour and a half, but instead of doing something else with their time like jacking it or something, some people purchased 20$ passes to post on 4chan.

They literally paid to do something that could have been free later on in the day.

Wat
Tfw no pass

>>92735007
read the fucking thread retard

>>92735014
Don't respond to bait

>>92734789
In one thread yeah but there were actual discussion about anime for once And a comfy K-On thread

No one had posted in /cgl/ for three hours before the ban hit, and you think /co/ was a wasteland.

So is the system fixed yet?

>>92735225
If by fixed you mean that people can post without a pass then yes.
if you mean fixed as in actually working properly then no.

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>>92734515
>He uses credit cards he legally obtained on the Internet
>He doesn't have at least three proxies between him and the website at all times

Testing testing 123

If you bought a pass you better give us at least a hell of a storytime to make up for it.

>>92734126
>/jp/ is a straight up ghost town.
Most of them moved to /qa/.

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Where my Pass niggas at?

>>92735249
What's still not working properly? Everything seems fine to me...

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Gunna go ahead and put this out there:

4chan would dramatically be improved overnight if passes were required for posting across the entire site.

It would be the best way to rapidly purge most underageb& and lazy shitposters.

>>92734156
What's the issue?

>>92735406
I missed out on the captcha bug, but everyone seems to be saying that the site looked pretty dead.

If you want to pay for posting, there's already Something Awful for that.

>>92734722
Boards used to be hive minds. As long as secret 4chan is working though, it's nothing to nippaa about.

>>92735486
It was cool, like going into work on a weekend.

What

>>92734722
>Eventually; the shitposting, faggot userbase and the infantile, reddit userbase would senselessly bitch and moan about the opposition.

You say that as if this hasn't already been happening for years around here.

If anything, putting up a subscription or one-time pass would be the closest thing to hitting a reset button on the site. It'd also encourage people to lurk more before posting, since someone isn't likely to throw away $10+ to post on a website they don't know anything about.

Fucking jews

>>92735486
>It looked pretty dead.

A good chunk of people would probably crack if site-wide paid posting was enacting, since /vip/ and captcha-dodging aren't big carrots on their own. That said, it's true that things would dramatically slow down everywhere. But I'd rather have slower boards with more quality/entertaining posts than fast-paced faggotry.

>Something Awful
4chan has always essentially been the imageboard equivalent of Something Awful, paid posting seems like a natural evolution.

I didn't that Jews could be Japs.

>>92735554
>That said, it's true that things would dramatically slow down everywhere.
Na duh, shit here would slow down dramatically. The whole site would be dead and everyone else would go to some other Chan or website altogether if this place was a pay site. Then 4chan would have been dead and died with a whimper.

>But I'd rather have slower boards with more quality/entertaining posts than fast-paced faggotry
/vip/ has pretty much shown me that this place would have been just as bad, but with the added insufferableness of someone bragging they paid twenty bucks just to use 4chan of all places.

>>92735629
>4chan would die with a whimper.

The site has been in rapid decline for years now. We're basically a toilet for angry kids. I'd rather see things burn out in drastic effort to revive the userbase's quality than watch things continue down the current trend.

>/vip/

Again, the site would get a decent flood of new pass-owners if it became the only way to post on every board. Currently, /vip/ is the only board passes are needed for. And it's explicitly themed around circle-jerking over passes.

Mods could still enforce people making completely off-topic threads elsewhere.

>>92734108
i have no pass
test

>People who defend and even buy a 4chan gold account
We used to make jokes about this shit. Anyone who spent 10$ to be a good got is a faggot

why

>>92734361
>Look everyone I gave 10 dollars to 4chan I am totally cool and not a cancerous reddit faggot

>>92735719
Hey hey my my

>>92735719
Do it so all of /co/ can move to 8ch where we can have decent story times without having to wait a minute between posts and WebMD with sound.

>>92735794
>So invested in 4chan that someone is willing to pay money just to post easier around here.
>Clearly they're just drive-by Redditers

Does Reddit care more about 4chan than 4chan?

>>92735852
Its the same as reddit gold. Only a retard proudly says they spent money to go to 4chan. Also the Capcha system 4chan now uses is retarded just so idiots will buy a pass.

>>92735849
8ch is a fucking shithole though.

???

I don't get it. I can post just fine without a pass.

>>92735884
Its no worse than here but also has far better use ability and a lot better features. Their /co/ may be slower but its post quality is a lot better. Your defense is like that of a battered wife.

>>92734371
Strangly those are usually the poor people are the ones bragging that they waste money on garbage

>>92735975
Its why they are poor

>>92735943
Early morning captcha was broke

4chan is getting worse by the day and yet faggots defend it.

>>92737774
Must be Summer Vacation, it'll be like this for the next three months

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>>92737861
>Still believing and propagating the summer meme
School kids have access to the internet after school and during weekends. Even if you truly believe in Summer you'd have to count that even when Summer ends in the States it's beginning elsewhere with internet like Australia.

>>92735950
Can't say I've spent much time around their /co/, but the other boards I've dipped into have mediocre moderation.

I'll have to lurk it a bit. A cursory glance looks pretty similar to 4chan's /co/. Lots of "why is x so cute?", Samurai Jacks, smug circle-jerking over Reddit/Tumblr hate, and a few storytimes.

I'm mostly skeptical of 8ch because every other 4chan alternative that's cropped up over the years (7chan, 12chan, 420chan, etc.) have all typically been glorified immigration camps for shitposters.

>>92737861
>The next three months

4chan has been a dump for the last 3-4 years. Arguably longer.

>>92737774
The main "defense" I see is "Sure, it's shitty website, but it's OUR shitty website!" Or, "4chan is meant for lazy shitposting! That's its charm."

>>92737942
guarantee anyone 18-25 on this website has been posting since they were 15 including myself

>>92734108
What happened, did captcha die and all poorfags along with it?

Why can I post?

>>92734108
Money gets you one more round!
Drink it down! You stupid clown!
Money gets you one more round!
Then you're out on your ass!

--AH! MY BACK!

>>92738659
gee maybe they fixed the fucking problem??
OP started the thread 7 hours ago??

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Scuse me

>>92738589
25 here, posted for the first time this year.

>>92735406
Yeah, just like how Neogaf is so great because people have to pay. All it would do is make the cocksucking reddit faggots happy and jerk each other off that they spent 10 dollars to suppot a retarded practice.

>>92738833
goat milk

>>92735884
This. The reason Captcha and post times are so high here is to get retarded faggots who don't belong here to begin with to buy Passes. On 8ch you don't have constant Captcha bullshit or post timers and yet the post quality is actually BETTER there. You dumb shits actually being proud that you bought a 4chan gold account are faggots.

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>>92738947
>ocho
>better post quality

>>92738973
>8ch /co/
>Less shitposting
>less SU fighting on both sides
>less autistic waifu shit
>less shipping shit
>Can post shit that /co/ used to post before mods became butthurt babies like autism threads or old 90 commercial threads
>Storytiming is a lot better because no post timer bullshit or Captcha bullshit
>Can post Webms of entire episodes of shows because their upload limit is so much higher
Yeah you are a faggot, instead of demanding 4chan become a better place like it's competition you allow them to make it worse and worse.

>>92734143
What? But I'm posting without one right now?

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>>92739071
8ch /v/ is a million times better than 4chans but that is because all of the decent posters left during that whole GG controversy.
>8ch /v/ can actually talk about videogames without console war shit

Stuff is alright at this end.

>>92738905
I suspect there'd be an initial week or so of "HAHA POOR FAGS BTFO WE RUN THIS CITY NOW" around 4chan. But that'd quickly get old. It's not like you see people on Something Awful constantly celebrating registration fees.

Gloating over "Gold" or "Premium" member status only has an appeal when there's people with a lesser status around to engage with. When post-fees become the standard for every user, there's nothing that elevates any one poster above another.

>>92738947
>>92739071
>>92739145
>no guys 8ch is SO MUCH better than here!

This statement becomes less and less believable every time its made by someone who clearly isn't satisfied enough with 8ch to stop visiting 4chan.

>>92739994
I go to 8ch for most of my boards. I go here for ones that aren't as big there like /sci/ and /co/. I am not some retard that treats my "chan" like how console drones treat their console of choice. Literally 8ch is better in every way except having some boards be slower.

>>92739994
So you are basically saying once everyone gets fucked over and has to spend 10$ to get in it will be like nothing changed except you were forced to fork over 10$ for a barely functioning website that gets worse by the year.

Long as that means we no longer have corssboarding faggots shitting up the place, it's fine by me

Ive always meant to get a oass for story timin but never bothered :F

>>92739145
>8ch /v/ is a million times better than 4chans

>even more /b/ with video games

lol ok

>>92740605
>Stays on topic
>Doesn't do console war bullshit
>Actually decent discussion and developers do AMA there all the time
How is it /b/? 4chans /v/ is /b/ but 8chs is actually pretty decent.

I think we can all agree that current 4chan is a fucking mess.

what?

How bad are the capchas? I gotta storytime later

>>92734141
Captcha went to shit around 1am where I live.

Only pass users could post.

wait can I really not post?

kind of hope this doesn't go through so I don't get trolled

My ISP is banned.