Hi /co/! Tell Confess-a-Bear all your secrets!

I've gotta piss.

I really like Doctorcest.

>>92731346
oh uh w-well I don't know if I should

>>92731346
I don't actually have a unique personality, I'm just a social chameleon that has surrounded myself with enough obscure media that the average normie can't tell the difference.

I'm the one who creates all the twitter drama threads

>>92731346
im a worthless loser that's destined to live the rest of his miserable life alone.

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>>92731723
Get off of here,me. No one like you. You know what we did.

>>92731346
I think Kaiser Wilhelm is handsome

I've been Googling how to hang myself the past few days. I've got an exercise band laying around and after Chris Cornell did it I figure it could work. Just don't know if I can stand the half a minute or so where I'd be conscious.

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>>92731346
This is a big one but okay...I voted for Trump.

And I live in LA county trying to get into the Animation industry, conceal don't feel, can't let them know.

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>>92731820
Where are your work prospects? I'm visiting some studios in a month and maybe we can test epic /pol/ identifiers on each other.

I can never watch Sing because it reminds me how I'll never realize my own dreams of being a singer.

You won't tell anyone, right, Confess-a-Bear?

>>92731501
I mean, I get a strong sense of personality from your post. Even if you don't see it, I think you stand out a bit right now. That's good, right?

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BvS and MoS are two of my favorite movies. I'm also really looking forward to Wonder Woman and Justice League.
I can't stand Pixar. I think Toy Story 1 is watchable, and despise everything else. I particularly hate The Incredibles and can't understand its following.
I pretty much exclusively read capeshit comics, and even then I only read them if I like the characters.
I'm a massive waifufag.
I write shipping fanfiction.
Nowadays, I get into shows mostly for the shipping.

>>92731857
I fucked up by not getting an internship when I was still in school but I have potential ins at Titmouse and know people in Nick and CN. Would really love to work at Stoopid Monkey or WB desu senpai. Pitched a show to Nick before already, didn't get anywhere though.

>>92731820
we love trump here, why would you feel ashamed for voting for him

>>92731878
I despise you wish you live a horrible pain filled long life

>>92731346
I think Global Rule 15 should be edited so that pony reaction images are allowed.

>>92731956
It's my life secret, if anyone of my Animation friends knew I'd be blacklisted faster than you can say 'fuck'. I lost someone by saying I believed in the electoral college, and JUST by defending it. God help me if someone knew how deep the conservatism goes.

I only read capeshit, thought the SAmurai Jack ending was good and have an incredible addiction to cartoon porn

>>92732079
truly you live a life harder than anyone in america

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I've been slowly developing a disdain for Black culture I'm Hispanic I've dated black girls and have Black freinds but the more time I spend with them the more annoyed I get by how self centered they are personally I blame this fucking website also LOK ending was fine you guys bitch to much about it

>>92731346
I got a school shut down because I didn't want to get caught stealing a bunch or stuff from my classmates

>>92731346
I like watching trash as long as it has waifus
I watch hentai nearly everyday
When it comes to love I largely believe that its the inside that counts. Since I don't have a lot of women friends I don't know if it goes both ways a lot, but many of the guys I know are shallow as fuck when it comes to women.
>>92732123
>Also my first wet dream was about Sheldon and got sent to my grandma's house in the middle of nowhere without TV for a summer after my mom read my dream journal.
Holy shit

>>92731346
I once had a Sonic fan character named Trigger. He was a dumbass Opossum whoblew things up with rocket and grenade launchers.

>>92732229
>hates self centered black culture
>the LOK ending was fine
you were this close to being the cinnamon to my chocolate.

But seriously, its going to get worse, cut ties now.

Pepperoni on pizza is disgusting.

>>92731346
I jerked it to Clairissa while imagining I was her

>>92731921
I'm doubt you'd have any info for me, but I'm not an animation student but rather a general film production undergrad. How possible would you say it is that I get accepted as an animation intern at Nick in a year? I'm nineteen now.

>>92732312
I'll take the diplomatic route and ask what you DO like on pizza.

I learned the hard way to keep my fetishes in my head and out of my bed

>>92732371
Sounding anon?

>>92732263
To be fair it was probably for the best, the dream was Chris-chan levels of fucked and she had a talk with me about fictional characters being fictional.

And my grandpa taught me how to make moonshine so the summer wasnt a total waste.

>>92732348
There is a good chance if you're in school and 19 but if you really want to impress try selling yourself at CTN with business cards and stuff like that. Important thing is getting hiring to remember you and getting contacts. There's always competition so keep at it and apply to smaller studios if you can't get the big fish first.

>>92732294
Yeah I know the he'll the girl I dated I knew for years but the more I spent time with her the more I realized how shallow she was not just her but all her freinds, she lived in a shit neighborhood her parents were both bankrupt and she wanted to get a fucking liberal arts degree and I personally wasn't that invested in LOK as I was in the original series so the level of saltiness we get on this board about it borderlines autistic Rage

>>92732517
I mean, it wasn't offensively bad, just a shit ending to a mediocore series. Its probably just the whole thing being not as good as The Last Airbender and the ending that broke the camel's back for most.

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>>92731346
I've finally got into a position where people literally live or die due to my decisions, and I still constantly walk off to google the fuck out of things and act more confident than I could ever possibly be lest people catch on.

>>92732461
I think some of my biggest assets are the fact that I've already made an animated short for a festival (both being really low-caliber but more the fact that I did), a short reel of some of the better animation going into the comic I'm making (I admittedly know nobody's even going to read in the first place, but hey, reel) and my foundations being in real cinema and culture more than just a shitton of Calarts drawing practice. Because I sent an email to Nick's intern address a few days ago but didn't get a non-automated response, do you think having a shitton of good drawing is more important than academic/cultural knowledge? The application is through Viacom and not Nick, so I imagine it's more business savvy.

Also why are we still talking in spoilers

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Last night I took a big poop in my friend's toilet and it broke. I wanted to tell him but his girlfriend was there and I didn't want a girl to know about my destructive bowel movements.

>>92732169
Someone sounds flustered. Don't worry, the more congressional seats the Democrats lose, the more they actually win ;)

>>92732656
>why are we talking in spoilers
Hell if I know. Anyway. Drawing is important but you don't need to be a hardcore illustrator to get an internship job unless its for something like visdev. Animation falls on the lines of storyboarding or 3D animation if you want to get in and for 3D you really want to focus in on a track (rendering, lighting, rigging, modeling, or character animation). If you want to be a production assistant then your technical ability doesn't matter as much as just getting in, which is looking good if your contact isn't giving you an immediate automated response.

>>92731723
Suicide is my answer.

Or medication.

I'm selling the rights to 4chan over to tumblr and permanent banning everybody on every board and just to ad insult to injury I'm going to dox op and everyone on this thread.suck a fat one cunts.

>>92731921
>Titmouse
Small world, I work just down the street from their Vancouver studio/

>>92733086
who?

>>92733148
I'm sick and tired of you guys bullshit and frankly I'm putting a stop to it so there I'm selling the rights tumblr and very single little fuck head that ever posted on co is gettin doxed so there ha fuck you fuck your stupid community.now if you'll excuse me I have 500 dollars to obtain from tumblr suck a fat one losers

Ships with age gaps are honestly so fucking hot to me.
Somehow the idea of corrupting cartoons by drawing sexual art of them both fascinates me and also confuses me.
I want to find a trap bf while being a reverse trap myself.
I really wish the SJW movement calmed the fuck down to the point people took it seriously. Ridiculous crap like 'man spreading' isn't actually an issue for people who live outside a first world country.

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>>92731346
porn and the empty hope of one day making my own TV show or video game is the only thing that keeps me going. But I know that I will get a dead end job and die alone, or die in an unforeseen accident or from a disease before then since thats more statistically likely.

>>92733652
>tv
What a dead medium, just draw fur bait and you'll get way more people looking at it than anything on TV

>>92732650
Everyone's insecure about things.
only a fool would have complete lack of doubt in their decisions and there's nothing wrong with gathering information by any means.

>>92731346
my secrets are very much not /co/ related and pretty fucked up.
Instead, I'll just say that I enjoy TTG(in small doses)

I constantly get Man-Thing and Swamp-Thing confused.

below me is a faggot

I fucked the anon above me

>>92731935
>we

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

>>92732739
You sound mad my man. Don't worry tho, Trump will reach a 49% approval rating one of these days ;^)

>>92734218
fuck off Steve

>>92734284
Shut the fuck up Cletus

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I expect more of Kubo porn.
>>92732222
Checked!

>>92731346
I'm pissed because my favorite webcomic artist LOST her entire art folder.

I once put maple syrup in a glass of milk I was drinking to see how it tasted.

>>92735006
Data doesn't exist unless it exists in at least two different places at once.
Hopefully. She has learned her lesson.

>>92735022
That doesn't sound awful, just a little weird. How was it?

I like loli art, very much

>>92735034
It tasted pretty good actually.

>>92735075
Nothing to be ashamed about.

>>92731346
I hate Samurai Jack, the Boondocks and Cowboy Bebop

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>>92735110

Great to be within like minded individuals

>>92731346
Cartoons are going the anime path in Wich they are absolute trash that only appeals to some tiny group of mega autists who are complete cancer and shut down any kind of conversation about them as Soon as it doesn't go their way
But you already knew that

>>92734310
And you wonder why you lost the election with that attitude

>>92735295
He never even said anything about the election, or who he voted for. Stop being retarded.

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I disliked Ashi from the moment she was put on-screen. She should have died in the third episode.

>>92731346
not exactly co related but i'm fucking weirded out by the fact that i gave up on finding someone and then i start getting hit on by a 21 year old co worker when i'm 35

Now I see it clearly. My whole life has pointed in one direction. I see that now. There never has been any choice for me.

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IT WAS ME!

IM WHY THE NU-PPG EXISTS

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i hate characters who remind me of me

>>92707358
this robot is doing things to me and now im buying figurines and drawing robot porn

>>92734090
BAN THIS ANON IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!

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This show has given me a lip and tongue fetish

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I'm actually quite sad because i've seen that screencap of a hypothetical arc for a genderbent miles morales and despite my apathy for the actual character and hatred for waifufags I desperately want to see something done with it.

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>>92731346
I visit thicc threads only to cause slight annoyance by complaining about historically inaccurate Allgemeine-SS uniform in that one thicc tan picture.