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You guys think Batman is tapping into our computers? Even in here?

Anyone else glad that alien immigrant is finally gone?

He was a menace. Blew up half of metropolis and millions died.

>>92726428
Is he even real?

are the justice league JUST?

>>92726471
I bet it's a big conspiracy with Lex Luthor funding them. They have everything to gain from us!

>>92726435
was he actually an immigrant? I just assumed he was here on a work visa.
I hope the next one they send is an architect

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>be me
>metropolis fag
>eating at little diner in midtown
>everyone freaking out because zod and shit
>hear that superman turned himself in so assumed everything was wrong
>shit started vibrating
>giant blue beam going into sky ass raping metropolis
>okay.jpg
>start running
>asshole in jeep almost runs me over
>suddenly superasshole and zod start fighting in front of me
>rubble in front of me is blocking my path
>girl next to me
>(btw im a 25 year old kissless virgin)
>if im going out, then i dont wanna die kissless
>turn to her
>eyes lock
>try to be funny
>"w-weathers crazy a-amirite?"
>she starts crying
>spaghetti starts falling out
>no! if im dying, then im not going out a blue pill!
>think of every stupid poetic shit i can
>"lets end this world with love and not bleakness!"
>she smiles
>we go in for a kiss
>holy shit its actually happening
>giant cuddlefish looking thing blows up
>superman saved the day
>girl starts laughing and cheering and runs off
>never got her number or her kiss
>tfw superman supercucks you

>>92726549
Hey guys, I think I saw some green guy walking by.
Looked like a detective and was munching on an Oreo.
Said some weird shit about Mars and just disappeared without a trace
Could he be related to this Justice League conspiracy theory?

>They do it for a salary

I can't believe Lex went to jail. All he did was bomb a bunch of fucking liberals who want to open up illegal alien immigration to Earth. Lex is just trying to make Earth great again.

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>>92726806
Dude there is no such thing as green people. Stop being fucking stupid. It's just as dumb as people saying there is a red stripe stopping robberies.

>>92726854
>this

Why would we listen to a guy who's following advice from people who got thier own planet blown up?!

>>92726428
>>92726442
y'all a bunch of idiots if you think he's not Lucius Fox
>who's Lucius Fox?
Lucius basically runs Wayne Enterprises when Bruce is too busy fucking whores and doing coke. But that's only in the day. Think about it, he has vast wealth and all that military shit that Wayne Tech started making until liberal cuck Bruce came back.
My theory is that he saw WayneTech shipping arms to the military would instill good and justice, but when Bruce blocked that, he took it into his own hands.

>>92726382
I'm homeless because of Superman, and almost got killed by a forty-year Bat-Man that smelled like a divorced celebrity with chronic depression when I resorted to mugging someone with a fake knife for food.

Thank GOD for Bruce Wayne, though. He may be a rich prick, but he's gotat heart a gold, actually. Guy saw me in the same alley weeks later. He asked if I knew if his parents died in it. Tell him no, say I'm sorry. He asks me who I am. Gives me a check for, no joke, $1,000,000 fucking dollars and asks to see me at his office. I'm still technically homeless, but I gotta laptop and can go on free wifi if I need to.

All I'm gonna say is this: fuck whatever that Bat-thing was, screw the weird Superman (I mean, thank him, too, I guess, but seriously, why'd he have to keep the fight in the city), and thank god for Bruce Wayne.

Whatever happened to those fucker who were fighting some crazy chick in that city?

>>92726435
That whole thing was a false flag.

>>92726435
He saved us anon

>>92727065
God Alex Jones went nuts over that. So much black ink apparently. He talked about how they used a bunch of criminals to take her down, apparently Joker's girlfriend and that one Australian robber with the boomerangs.
Personally I think it's horseshit, must've been Batman or that one Superwoman chick. I mean are you telling me, that some schmucks stopped another blue beam in the sky? Fuck off

>>92726442
What do you mean? You can see the Batmobile tearing around Gotham every night shooting criminals.

What, did you think all those survivors branded themselves?

>>92726382

I really liked Captain America 3. It was so fun and seeing all those heroes get along and be charming and make jokes. Do you think Batman and Superman were like that? Like while fighting that creature, you think they were making jokes? It sucks superman died, think they'll make a movie out of it? That movie about the rock climber that saved over 20 people during the battle of metropolis was a damn good movie.

Or is their an issue like, does paramount have the rights to superman and fox has the rights to batman? Can we ever see them together on screen.

>>92726785
>>girl starts laughing and cheering and runs off

Sorry, "laughing"? "Cheering"? What do those words mean?

H-has anyone been seeing and hearing strange things at night recently? Sometimes I catch the sound of... I don't know... giant bug wings or something. And I swear I saw two things fly by overhead quickly the other night downtown.

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>>92726428
Of course, he's nothing but a flying Jew, doing (((their))) work while we hard working Gothamites have to deal with Supervillains on a constant basis. Gee do I want to get ass raped by Joker, or be killed in a genocide by some crazy plant bitch? Only man who can save us is President Luther

Make Earth Great Again.

This might be crazy, but do guys think Superman is in some ways comparable to Jesus?

>>92727242
he's clearly kalki, the avatar of vishnu who incarnates at the end of days

Batmemes

Guys, I think Batman is Bruce Wayne.

>>92727227
Do you live near Gotham?
Sounds like it's something like Firefly and Killer Moth

Either way, Batman will deal with it

Is it worth it to move away from Gotham? I've been car jacked twice, mugged three times and even ran into the Joker this week alone. But even though I work at a gas station I still make twice as much as I would in Metropolis.

>>92727374
The trust fund baby? Didn't you see him run away when Two Face busted up the mayor's fund raising campaign? I'm glad the Batman was there, otherwise lil Bruce might have ruined his suit.

>>92727374
You kidding, why would it be him? More likely it's Trump looking for more attention.

>>92727242
>>92727321
He's the reincarnation of the Golem of Prague.

Dumb Christfags and pajeets.

Hey guys just got admitted out of Arkham.

Ask me anything

>>92727178
>That movie about the rock climber that saved over 20 people during the battle of metropolis was a damn good movie.
I'd love to see how the DCU's culture is different from ours, something like that would make for a fun graphic novel.

>>92727459
On a scale of 1 to 10, how ravaged is your anus?

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>Superhuman abilities
>Red and Blue colors
>Last survivor of an alien race
>Levels whatever are he is fighting the bad guy

G-guys...

>>92727408
>The trust fund baby? Didn't you see him run away when Two Face busted up the mayor's fund raising campaign?

No, because that's not part of our universe.

>>92726951
That would explain why Wayne is still developing weapons. Wayne's such a hypocrite.

>>92727094
Shut up RIDF.

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Am batman

Ask me anything

Posted from the Batcomputer

>>92727473
1

I said I was at Arkham not Blackgate. Doctors only get friendly with the ladies which I can't blame.

>>92727459
How's Dent? I voted for him before the whole fucked up face thing.

Where were you when Zod attacked?

>>92727526
Nice cosplay anon but you aren't batman. Dude looks like a gorilla in his suit

>>92727550
Masturbating ironically.

>>92726382
Why hasn't like the entire economy collapsed?
We had three big fights that could have been world ending and yet people act like that's nothing unusual

>>92727550
Christ I remember that day

Why can't these fucking supermen fight in third world countries like those Avenger fellows in those comic book movies

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>>92727573
I have no idea anon. At this point I'm just surprised the suicide rates haven't risen.

>>92727593
Or like in DBZ where Goku takes them out to the mountains or something.

Has anyone ever noticed that the sun doesn't come out much? At least, it hasn't really been all that sunny in a long while.

>>92727538
Dent's alright half the time. He has his good days and he's really nice guy talk to. Other days it's Two- Face, where all he wants to do is fuck up the Bat.

Dude also says he wants a coin. I've managed to scrounge up a nickel for him once but he threw an autistic fit.

>>92726382
so are there more aliens than just kryptonians? i mean it's good that we had superman on our side when he was alive but what if some other alien species attacked us like the krytonian zord did? his name was zord right, or something like that?

>>92727573
all that sudden boom in construction work is stimulating the economy and creating jobs
also thanks to all those dead people 'vacating' the job market and needing to be replaced, unemployment is down

>>92727593
>implying aliens want anything niggers have
Good joke anon.

>>92727479
Shut the fuck up you weeb.
At least he'll stay dead this time

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>>92727637
Lol did he flip it before the trantrum

>>92727613
Why is Gotham allowed to exist?
They've got a crazy guy dressed like a bat and a mass murderer over there
Why hasn't everyone just gotten the fuck out of there?

>>92727374
Dude. It's clearly Oliver Queen.

>>92727675
No he looked at both sides and started screaming it wasn't right. He started choking me out but the orderlies sedated him

>>92727662
Why are rebuilding shit if aliens are just gonna tear it all down again?

>>92727673
But dude, the signs are ther! Superman is Goku in the flesh!

>>92727682
Containment.

>>92727682
Some of us can't afford to move. Plus it's easy to buy some hardcore drugs.

I mean shit I had a buddy who used to huff this shit called Fear Toxin. Sounded metal as fuck. He saw all sorts of shit when he used it

>>92727094
He's the reason they came here in the first place.

If that immigrant never came here Zod never would have come.

>>92727714
>implying Superman isn't Jesus
Think about it guys, when Zod gave the message he said he was looking for Kal-El
>El
>el in Hebrew means God

Superman is Jesus come back in the flesh. Zod was a reincarnated Judas or some shit

>>92727459
Who's the weirdest inmate?

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>>92727734
Nah dude. I tried this shit called "Laughing Gas" I promise I never laughed harder in my life. I don't remember what happened after I passed out though.

>>92727778
>Implying Jesus is real
There's a demigod or some shit walking around

My friend Peter got bit by a radioactive spider the other day and he fucking died
What was he expecting? Superpowers?

>>92727780
Not sure if weirdest but probably Zsasz. Dude is like an edgy teenager cuts himself. He keeps talking about zombies and each cut is a reminder of them.

Though when I was getting I bumped into this dude who burned his entire body for shits and giggles. Called himself Firefly or some shit

>>92727778
He is more Goku than Jesus guys. And just like Goku he will be back

>>92727682
Rent is cheap. Sure, you got a lot of street crime, but you're usually pretty cool if you keep your head down. I take the ferry to Metropolis for my job at a Lexcorp sub, but the rent is crazy. Can't afford it will the newer developments there.

>>92727825
Dude, thats Spider-man...He is a fictional character from Marvel comics.

>>92727798
>we have proof of aliens that have powers that defy logic
>draws the line that their might be some higher being
Way to be an ignorant fucker

>>92727834
You mean like Jesus

>>92727702
Sounds like he really flipped out

The Superman is Jesus incarnate, returning to take his followers.

Read the bible, sheeple!!

Why is everyone comparing everyone to Jesus?
If what i read online is true he is more like Moses and Goku

We were eating at Batburger the other day and saw some cosplayer outside in a really well made outfit that looked like that "Wonder Woman" character from the old WWII pinups you saw on the side of old airplanes. It's nice that some people don't forget the classic looks.

>>92727454
>reincarnation
>of a soulless clay robot

There is apparently a guy that talks to fish

>>92727707
why do we keep killing sand hobos when more are just going to be born?
why do we keep throws basketballs into hoops when they're just gonna fall to the ground?
why do we eat food when we're just going to get hungry again?

nothing ever stops, and that's why we keep doing

Where is Metropolis anyways?

>>92727778
if jesus can be reborn as an alien with superpowers, why haven't any alien gods been reborn as humans with superpowers?

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>Mfw my thirdworld shithole doesnt get raped by aliens, gods and monster every weekend
Who is laughing now ""developed"" countries?

>>92728041
those are called marine biologists

>>92728090
Delaware. It's the third largest city in the country and you don't know where Metropolis is?

>>92728090
across the bay from gotham

>>92727735
This guy gets it.

I'm glad he's dead. Then again, with our luck he'll just come back and cut out the middle man by just trying to kill us himself.

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Tell me one reason why we aren't going all the way this year
Sure we lost Stone but he was a nerd anyways

>>92728227
I heard he didn't actually shoot those people with bullets in the desert with his heat vision

There's like no chance the Joker isn't in /b/ right now, right?

So which gods do you guys pay tribute to? Don't tell me your one of those edgy Strife fags.

>>92727631
It's as if we're conditioned, in a fictual reality.

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>>92728460
Black Racer
live fast and die whenever, that's my motto

>>92726382
Do you think Superman had like a human dick?

>>92728410
He probably browses /fa/ and /yuri/

You guys heard the news about the faceless guy in Hub City?

>>92728330
Why does ESPN, a Mickey Mouse company, broadcast their games?

You guys saw that half-human half-nigger guy. Wtf happened to him?

>>92726428
OF COURSE NOT. WHAT COULD BATMAN POSSIBLY HOPE TO FIND IN THIS DEN OF INIQUITY?

>Joker owns a club in Gotham
How

>>92728596
>Hub City
>News
nice joke

>themyscira
>land of amazons(no men)
>still stuck in 500 BC
>no technological advancement whatsoever
why do feminists think women are better?

>>92728596
Probably just got his face cut off by the gangs. Hub city's worse than Gotham.

>>92728677
Yeah
Stick to real important places
Like Delaware
Not flyover states like Illinois

>>92728695
>no technological advancement whatsoever
they have genetically engineered kangaroos capable of zero-point dimensional travel and have the best stealth aircraft of any nation
and I hear their healthcare is amazing.

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Is the Bat even human?

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>>92726382
>Be me
>Visting parents in Central City
>Dad tells me that The Flash has been setting off speeding cameras all across town and keeps getting away with it
>Dad is a traffic cop and says that it's only extra paper work
>One night I'm near black out drunk, stumbling down the side of a highway
>Out of nowhere I see the fucker
>Large streak of lightning darting past cars
>He's running laps, must be about 3am
>Get the bright idea to throw my bottle of bud at him
>Say something along the lines of "Speedforce this, faggot"
>He suddenly stops dead in his tracks, my bottle in his hand
>Vaguely remember saying "How many atto seconds does it take to say fuck you?"
>start booking it in the opposite direction
>"Race me, faggot"
>Fall flat on my face and black out
>Next thing I know I'm in a hospital ward with a broken nose and a sprained wrist
>Nurse tells me Flash brought me in after he found me on the high way
>Get a call from my Dad asking where I was
>Book out of the hospital around lunch time
>Get home to my mom and Dad giggling
>Dad printed off some photos from work
>He hands me a couple
>It's me, being held bridal style by Flash, as he smirks at the camera
>The next pic is of him holding me in a running pose while laughing
>Dad posted it to his Facebook and it got shared around social media for a bit
>Got memed by the Flash

>>92726382
Who would have won
Thanks from the Marvel movies or Superman?

Do you guys think that Magic exists?

I went to Vegas a few days ago, and this stage magician in a top hat did some crazy stuff. You know how magicians pull rabbits out of hats? He pulled an elephant out of his. He called my girlfriend up on stage, mumbled some mumbo jumbo, and had her dancing the thriller. They hadn't arranged this before the show, I was with her the entire time.

I'm scared

>>92728794
>Thanks
who?

>>92728774
he used to be. I hear, he was a crazed zoologist who loved bats so much, he distilled a serum based on their sonar sense. It worked so well, he became a bat himself!

>>92728895
Sorry
Thanos
We're allowed to do that right?

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So hypotehtically speaking if i were to have sex with one of aliens that invaded earth recently, what are the chances of catching some weird alien disease? kinda dont want my dick to fall off

>>92726382
Why is everything so sad?

>>92728937
That makes no sense

>>92728990
How do we know they even have vaginas?

I saw Batman at a grocery store in Gotham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>92726435
Do you think Batman could kill him?

>>92728990
Dunno. We know jack shit about these aliens. They could be another species of humans (in which case disease is a serious danger), or they might be an entirely separate species, with entirely separate amino acid chains (in which case, you shouldn't really have to worry about disease). Many other possibilities exist.

None of this matters, however, as you banging an alien is an entirely hypothetical situation

>>92728990
theoretically the biochemical barrier would mean any diseases they have just straight up cant interact with our human bodies

>>92729009
Superman being able to fly without any means to generate lift makes no sense, but it works.

>>92727459
Is breaking out as much of a meme as we've made it out to be?

Why do all women want superchads

Let's settle this once and for all, anons.

give me your top 5 suspects for batman
personally:
>James Gordon
>Lucius Fox
>Wally West
>Perry White
>Barbara Gordon

>>92729227
they want superkids

>>92729227
Be honest anon. If you had a choice between Stacy from down the street or that smokin' Amazon, you'd choose that Amazon every time.

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>tfw you discover your whole family has superpowers and never told you
>tfw the reason they never told you is because the power is the ability to prolapse at will
Who else here have shit powers?

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>>92729061
>>92729056
oh good good......christ I hope she dosent get pregnant the child support would kill me

>>92729453
if there is a biochemical barrier then we can't breed with them either

>>92729227
The super cum is just too intense. Like a firehouse being hooked up to your vag. Regular guys can't compete ;D

>>92729326
>Barbara Gordon
Jesus, when will this meme end?
Batman is a fucking white male no matter how hard Tumblr wants otherwise.

>>92728990
How do we know they even look like that? Remember the weird message? They said that Superman is a member of their species hiding among us. I think they're able to change shapes and forms and only did in order for us to cooperate. ANd hell, how'd they even learn English so fast? I mean, I dunno, I'm thinking there's a conspiracy going on. I bet the Government's been talking to these "aliens" for a fuckin' while now. Like, this really changes everything. Because of this shit, maybe 9/11 WAS an inside job. This is a massive paradigm shift that the world wasn't ready for.

Fuck aliens, man.

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does any one else think bruce wayne might be super man? I did a mock up, they look a lot alike, what if he can like, change his face muscles/bones a bit? We don't know the alien physiology exactly, it could be like how a snake unhinges its jaw.

>>92729574
This goes well with >>92729569.

Bruce could easily make a government cover-up happen.

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>He hasnt gotten a job with the CIA Yet
>He thinks working for scraps at the daily planet is making a living
>He loves to suck supermans dick through his liberal shitpaper
>Hes afraid of the dark
>Hes a Hothead manlet & will never be A big guy

how do you Metropolis guys even live with yourself

>>92729574
Nah
My friend saw that reporter who died last year, Clark Kent
He said he looked exactly like Superman with glasses on
Thought he could be Superman
No way the most noteworthy person-thing would hide by only wearing a pair of glasses

>>92726382
hurr durr international politics and religious symbolism

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So i was cleaning up my dead grandpa (rip) attic a few weeks ago and i found pic related.

Looked nice enough so i brought it back to my loft, but now ever since i've been hearing voices telling me to put it on and fight the forces of chaos.

Can't sleep in those conditions, what should i do?

>>92729754
You're too smart to be here.

>>92729769
Just keep it around. It'll find its own fate, I'm sure.

>>92728736
>implying they'll ever build those with stick, stones, and man bones

Has anyone ever seen Bruce Wayne and Batman in the same room? Also weird that those new Tumbler things funded by Wayne enterprises look almost identical to the Batmobile? Also why does Superman always call him Bruce during fights?

>>92729326
who the fuck is wally west or barbara gordon

>>92729553
Are Vampires really even human though?

Batman is just an urban legend.

>>92729769
I'm having a similar problem except it's at school, and instead of hearing voices, I shot up the school.

Tha crazy bitch from Midway city. Tha was magic right?

>>92729922
That West kid got hit by lighting in the EXACT same spot as Barry Allen. I swear crazy stuff.

I worked with that punk Allen in Central City but since ''The Red Blur'' started to do my job! i moved to Coast City PD, its a calmer city.

Nothing ever goes wrong here.

>>92729574
Doesn't fit. Wayne had human parents. Got gunned down in an alley, same as could happen to you or me. People like Superman don't get gunned down.

>>92729326
>Wally West
I have no Idea who this is

>>92729553
See anon, it's the perfect disguise. Presents herself as a man, everyone assumes she is a man. No one would ever suspect her.

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>>92727834
Anon, people die when they are killed and Batman fucking killed the shit out of Superman (from what I heard). Anime ja nai.

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So the other day I was going through my great-grandfather's stuff, we were moving out and everything.
(Gotham and Metropolis are too dangerous, we're thinking that maybe Coast City will be safer.)

Anyway, there was his old box of WW1 shit with like pictures and his old uniform and all that crap, and I found this, it was sticking out from the bottom of a decaying box, it's almost like it was in a secret compartment or something

What the fuck is this shit? This feels like a shitty photoshop someone makes for creepypastas, but it's the real dead. He's right there next to the bitch with a sword and shield.

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Sexy witch did nothing wrong! the secret goverment shadow orginization was completely at fault for what happened in that city

>>92728118
>What is Batman

>>92730186
Sometimes it's best not to wonder too much.

Did you guys here that the commissioner's daughter got shot in the stomach by the Joker and then brutally raped?

Is the Joker /our guy/?

>>92729110
Definitely as long as you're good with a doctor someone big.

Take Harley for example. Fucking revolving door cause she sucks clown cock. Hell I got out because I did this guy named Nygma a favor. He pulled some strings. Though I can't pull that shit too often.

Clown cocksleeve got transferred to a maximum security prison along with my boi Waylon

>>92730523
I need to know where he is for reasons.

>>92730552
Waylon,Nygma or the Clown?

>>92727374
Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

>>92730610
Some rich fag that his parents got shot because they were retarded enough to walk down a place nicknamed Crime Alley.

He was a real fuck boy in his early years but now he just seems clinically depressed

>>92730186
you know they had actors back in WW1 right? She's probably from broadway or opera or something

>>92727374
Everyone in Gotham knows Bruce Wayne is Batman. It's obvious!

>>92730733
WRONG
WRONG
WRONG
Bruce Wayne is dead and this man on TV has completely different body language and posture.
Batman has taken control of Bruce Wayne's life AND his fortune.

>>92730522
Just getting us rid of that flamboyant homo teen that hung around Batman's dick alone makes him /our guy/

>>92730522
He's a slave to the pussy of that Harley bitch. He's just another cuck waiting to happen.

>>92727321
POO IN LOO
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>>92727829
Isn't there a blind guy who wears a quilt?

>>92728131
>what is Nairomi
>what was the World Engine
>what was the KGBeast attacks on ex-soviets
>what is the Aquaman

Remember guys, the Wonder Woman, who fought against the kike Europeans in WWI showed up at metropolis last year.

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>>92731575
>Against Kikes
Reminder that all the justice and devil superhumans work for the kikes, the only good superhuman is a Perfect Superhuman and thinking otherwise is literally being a white-hating zog.

>>92726869
Man the red stripe is no joke! He stopped an armed robbery at the liquor store I work at. It was awesome!

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>Aliens have visited earth
>Other alien species have been confirmed to exist
>Lord Xenu confirmed for realsies

Ha suck it Old man in the sky queers! Our religion is the one true religion and lord xenu will soon come back to earth to purge all you heretics who laughed at us!

ALL HAIL OUR NEW GALATIC OVERLORDS!

Superman destroyed Metropolis! He brought his Third Galaxy conflicts to our planet and we're supposed to roll out the red carpet for him and his ilk? Fuck that, I stand against the kryptonization of earth! #RapefugeemanNotWelcome

>>92731703
>Fought against German Leaders
>Same leaders were opposed by Hitler for jewry
By your logic, Hitler was a kike and a self-hating zog.

>>92727374

>Implying that silver spoon baby gives a shit about us.

He's too busy banging whores to be the bat.

Look, Superman is just here to help. He helped save the big space ship when it blew up.

Luthor is a bald cuck.

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>Lex luthor buys jolly ranchers
>Introduces Cake flavor
and its terrible
>Introduces Grandmas peach tea flavor
I gotta admit its not bad, kinda has a weird sour flavor though.

>>92729326
>Wally West
Who the hell is that

>>92728596
Dear God, they're actually cutting people's faces off in that shithole?

Superman should've leveled Hub City instead of Metropolis.

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>>92731871
That was Captain Nazi you inept, he was the self-hating zog. Fucker ended up so retarded that he actually AIDED the jews by being a walking propaganda. Really this is the kind of shit why I'm thinking on moving to Gotham, and train with Wildcat, see if I can get recruited by the Kanpeki Choujin (That's Perfect Humans for you silly gaijins) and finish what Hitler didn't.

>Vid related, what happens when jewzzfeed fucked up with Hulk Hogan one too many times. RWDS soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWKqBpgvlRA&t=189s

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this faggot ran me over and I don't know this fuckers real name, how do I sue

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daily reminder that him and his followers are edgy scum of society

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I HAVE PROOF BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN

>>92732259
Hey he might be batshit crazy but his club is fire though.

>>92727374
>implying the Bat-Man is human

its obviously another alien. how else would it have those superpowers people talk about?

>>92726442
Just an urban legend by Gothamites. Always trying to force memes.

>>92727164
Probably just the cops trying to scare criminals into leaving. If you ask me, it's a good idea. Maybe we could have a "Bat man" of our own in all of our cities!

>>92728774
anyone have any good Bat-Man creepypasta?

I read some good ones on /x/ a while back

>>92726382
>great grandpa fought in WWI
>claimed that there was a super powered woman on the battlefield
>parents and grandparents would say he had Alzheimer's but they didn't diagnose him at the time
>Superman shows up and proved that super powered beings do exist
Glad I still have his notebook. Drew a picture of her. Though, she seems a bit thin.

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I hope I don't get in trouble for this. But I drew glasses on Superman (see attached) and I think I know who Superman is! It's Peter Parker!

Don't believe the lies of the SDF

I know you guys are tired of this topic and will probably call me midwayfag again but WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON MIDWAY CITY LAST YEAR?
It's been a year already, and the government hasn't said shit, they're hiding something, i've seen some photos from the attack and there was a blue circle with rubble in the sky, and it looks A LOT like the gravity thing from Metropolis
So are the aliens back? A bunch of people said they saw a big golden dude when the attack started, could he be kind of a king or something ??

Why do people still live in Gotham? Are they just as insane as that clown or the Batman?

>>92730048
>I have no Idea who this is
Made me kek

>>92732728
Arkham anon here. Apparently Harley got transferred to Belle Reve but she tweeted in Midway about being meeting up with Mistah J.

I'll try hitting up some buddies and see what the fuck that was about. I'm guessing Joker got alien shit and blew something up

>>92729986
who the fuck is barry allen even, as a matter of fact? u knew 2 dudes who were struck by lightning? are they all catatonic and retarded now? those poor guys, good thing u quit cuz ut previous workplace sounds cursed af

im still really depressed from learning the anti-life equation....

tfw no hope

>>92727374
>Billionaire trust fund baby
>Risking his life fighting aliens and insane criminals

For what purpose would any sane person do this.

>>92727408
Move to Central City.

Such an underrated place.

There is a new upstart hero called the flash, but he seems like a nice guy.

>>92732728
I'm thinking (((they)) are involved. In the next few months, more taxes will be made. They'll call it the "city super insurance" to cover the "damages" of super powered incidents. As if these events weren't staged by the government. Screencap this post.

>>92728227
>>92727735
idk guys, im pretty sure their alien ship would have called them eventually

>>92727006
dude lighten up on the superman dude, it was the first time we ever saw him do anything ever. he is bound to make some mistakes, after all he is basically just human.

>>92728035
>implying golems are souless

>>92730067
what? no, that monster killed Superman.

>>92732919
The fuck's anti-life?

>>92731410
If there is I haven't met him.

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>>92727374
for the last damn time, Bruce Wayne is too busy fingering supermodels at night and taking care of his businesses at day, he's also a huge fucking pussy who can't fight for shit despite being a total beefcake.

>>92727188
Batman?

>>92732259
You're not wrong. Nothing's worse than the clown asking you a favor

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How do I find some Venom?
heh you know just for fun

>>92732385
Dude people dress up all the time in Gotham. Bruce probably was doing it for a charity event or to get in some whores pants

>>92733436
Dude the only one who has Venom is some fucktard luchadore. Feel free to try to steal some from him or go to his shitty island

>>92733436
Good fucking luck getting some,

My cousin tried getting some, the crazy luchadore broke his back.

>Be me, just got off work
>Walking home just trying to get some rest
>About to step on a mirror in the middle of the alley because I'm pissed at the boss
>The mirror sucks me into a weird place with other mirrors
>Totally freaked out and end up falling into a door sized one
>Suddenly I'm in a empty warehouse and there's a table with money everywhere
>Look around for anyone nearby
>be a poorfag in Star City
>Fuck it, stuff my pockets full of cash
>Some brightly colored weirdo comes out of nowhere and shouting at me
>Legit think I'm gonna die
>A red blur made of lightning moves in and ties him up
>It's actually The Flash
>He asks me if I'm okay
>Say yeah, as I hide the cash I grabbed
>He let's me walk away without even waiting for cops to give a statement

That shit was messed up man. But I managed to get out with like $2,000 in twenties. If you're down in Star City just watch your step. I'm lucky I didn't die in that mirror dimension or whatever.

>>92730610
Don't you have a plane to fly?

>>92733799
Don't you guys have a dirty Slav who throws boomerangs or something?

Batman is Bruce Wayne.
#injustice

>>92733822
Yeah, some Australian dude actually. Sometimes he looks like he stitched together a bunch of white and blue curtains and wears it all around town.

Murphy Stanton got hit with a boomerang last week and knocked out three teeth. Lucky for him he was covered by a new HMO through Lexcorp with full dental.

>>92726382
I heard those freaks are gonna form a team.
I think the call themself "the Avengers"

>>92726382
Many Superman shills on /pol/ today

>>92728410
Moma's gonna freak.

>>92728787
Man, that Flash guy is a pussy. He fights guys who throw bent sticks for fuck's sake.

>>92729769
put it on and fap

>>92733436
Just look for big guys

>>92733240
Everyone knows Superman activated the ship that called Zod. Stop being being a sheep.

>>92729711
I am from the league of shadows. Soon I will be a big guy.

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>>92726785
>"w-weathers crazy a-amirite?"
i wouldve smiled anon

>>92726854
idk that louis lane guy wrote a story about how he mailed that senator bitch some piss or something before the explosion

>>92727140
yea what the fucks going on with all these blue beams recently? i swear theres been a beam a year for the past few years

>>92727469
dude did you see superman and that superchick kiss during the fight with that ugly monster thing? i heard they fell in love during the battle or some romeo and juliet crap

>>92727550
i was in hub city gettin some neck from this freaky bad chick and this mans without a face walks by it was freaky as shit

>>92727006
This is such bullshit. Next you're going to say everyone started clapping and high fiving you?

>>92727682
the nightlife dude, get your head out of your ass its like vegas, moulin rouge, and bangkok had a kid

>>92726435
>>92727491
>>92727735
>>92728227
>>92733240
t.butthurt metrofags

Go cry about your fucked city somewhere else.

>>92734282
Idk anon. Lotta big guys in the world, how will he know which ones?

>>92735474
The ones wearing masks

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>>92727374
>>92732426
>implying he's real at all
Pfft. I guess Greek mythology is also real after all these years too

>>92733436
ask /fit/

>>92730490
Lex corp shill detected!

Saw a blonde guy with green and red costume and swastika on his chest chasing three kids today. One of them in a wheelchair!

Fucking /pol/ Larpers...

Who the fuck names a city metropolis?
Also why has the federal government done nothing to help gotham?
Its a giant city being sustained by one guy

>>92735634
Luther did nothing wrong and activly made metropolis a better place
Supershills should kill themselves

>>92735724
Isn't Gotham in its own state/district thing? And their Governor is a lazy fuck?

>>92729719
Clark Kent? I grew up with that faggot, no way that bitch was superman, you're barking up the wrong tree. Bruce Wayne lives in gotham, just across the bay from Metropolis, it's probably him. It'd explain why he's barely present. They've been Revealing wPhones and wPads without him, even though he's supposed to be "in charge"

>>92728663
>not Matches_Mallone

>>92730186
Coast City's a really cool place, the Some fucker named Henshaw is trying to get us to go nuclear with our power, but I don't think anything will come of that.

>>92736757
Gotham fag here
Bruce is literally the only reason our city stays afloat
Without him we would literally be a city of jobless fucks
Sure he does wierd shit with his money and is constantly putting his dick into reporters and super models, but he's the reason we have jobs

Okay but seriously, what the fuck happened to Midway? Terrorist attack my ass

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>>92736908
Nothing would've happened if Gotham's biggest edgelord didn't knock off our strongest line of defense

>>92734237
Captain Boomerang may sound like a fucking loon but let me tell you anon that scary cunt is the real fucking deal. I was at a bar last week, kinda a dive but I like it. Anyway, I guess some punks didn't like the stuffed unicorn he was drinking with and went over to fuck with him. I wasn't really paying attention at first, but next thing I know a boomerang whizzes around my head and into the back of one of the punks heads.

Moral of the story: This guy throws deadly batarangs better than you Batman ever could. Don't fuck with him.

>>92737046
I'm not scared of that brony bogan. Especially not now that he's on a government payroll

>>92736897
Maybe Wayne Tech keeps the city afloat but what does he do? Have you ever met him? Probably not because he's Superman

>>92726869
>>92731748
>>92728787
>>92732986
I think my friend Malcolm Thawne might be the Flash

>Looks like his pictures (especially the convenience store robbery)
>Has this weird blue glow around him in the dark
>Rarely has the time to hang out...
>Kinda Twitchy
>Met Bruce Wayne

>>92727374
>Bruce Wayne is the Batman
Stop this meme.

>>92729574
>red shorts
What's this carnie bullshit? A new meme?

>>92729326
>Wally West
Do you mean Kanye?

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What was his fucking problem?

>>92728041
Talking to fish is easy. Anyone can do it. Getting them to understand you and give coherent answers back is the hard part.

AW, DON'T TELL ME HE'S DEAD AGAIN?!
Meh, he'll get better...

Hey, what if Batman was Lex Luthor?

>>92737650
He was born too late to get into the LOTR and Hobbit movies so naturally he's pissed off from a lack of work.

>>92729326
Alfred Pennyworth

>>92732543
Who the fuck is Peter Parker?

>>92737134
The fuck are you on about? This some new conspiracy or some shit?

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Alright, I know we have a lot of those already, but were where you when Superman was kill? How did your family react?

That entire night in general was crazy, first it was rumors that Superman and Batman were fighting, then the creature, then some crazy bitch with a sword, then that fuckhuge explosion where we lost all communication for a while and caping it all off with Superman dying.

It's the type of experience we'll never get to relive again in our lifetime. I still revisit the archived /pol/ livethreads for all the hype and shitposting, that one GothamAnon who tried to get close to the explosion, take some pictures and was never seen again, people taking bets and conspiracy anons saying that Batman was Bruce Wayne and the creature was created by Wayne Enterprises to kill Superman.
We still don't know about the bitch with the sword tho.

>>92738451
Celebrating
That motherfucker killed millions and cost the city billions in repairs
Lex did nothing wrong

I work at GPD as a paper pusher.
Think I overheard Commissioner Gordon talking to Batman once.

Gordon said something about raping the joker. I must have misheard, the office walls really muffle sound.

>>92726435
>giving a shit about a white immigrant

As long as he's not a Jew I'm good.

>>92738451
I got drunk as fuck and started cheering. My cousin died in Metropolis during that stupid anime fight Superman had with the guy who fucked with our televisions and shit. And she survived that space ship that fucked up the other half of the city too. Poor girl was just unlucky.

>>92739174
No,he said we need to tape the hookers. Once we get recordings of all the Johns going into the Iceberg Lounge, we can have enough evidence to arrest Cobblepot for the prostitution ring he operates

>>92726854
He stole forty cakes that's as many as four tens.

>>92738451
I was in Arkham when it happened. I could hear the fighting from my cell. I'd rather that monster took the Bat instead of Superman

>>92739813
Wtf I hate Lex now

>>92739813
That's terrible!

>>92729076
superman doesnt fly idiot he just leaps and bounds

>>92729326
pery white the news editor from metropolis?? the guys overweight for chrissakes, if anything it wouldve been that hunky reporter that worked for him but he died when that big monster attacked i guess

>>92729988
wayne coulda paid for some super powers or some shit. after what happened in midway city the government cant even deny working with supers, they probably gave wayne the powers

>>92729769
jizz on it?

>>92730186
hey thats that fuckin woman from the monster attack that killed superman!!

>>92731120
i heard that criminal rhymer or puzzler or the question mark or something was fuckin her on the side

>>92731530
>what is the Aquaman
what the fuck is an aqua man? dont tell me they found atlantis now too

>>92731803
you fuckin wish i mean sure superman's dead but all those other freaks will kick xenu's ass

>>92733370
well life's a question anon, it's the answer. do some digging, theres a club in central city, Dark Side i think, theyll hook you up cheap. the high is great

so have you guys seen the leaked nudes of the teen titan starfire?
she's got a damn nice butthole

>>92728892
Was that the zatara magic show?! That show is crazy af.

Did you seen his assistant. Found out she's his daughter, what a fucking hottie.

Would let her pull a rabbit out of me..
if you get what I mean.

>Gotham people complaining
>Metro-Jackasses whining

How about you fucks live in Hub City? An old lady tried to fucking rob me! In the store she owns!!

>>92742851
Ever met Vic Sage? I listened to the interview he did for the Daily Planet, the man needs help.

>>92742851
>Hub City
>Internet
Hahahahaha!!! Good joke!

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>>92726435
Edgy.

All these alien invasions aren't true aliens. Aliens are peaceful. These are mild aliens.

>>92743510

Shit, I'm hijacking someone's wifi. But yeah, the Hub is a shithole.

>TFW I have to wear a bulletproof vest to get milk.

>>92726854
Anon from a parallel universe here (Fucking flash dragged me here by accident and can't take me back).

He's nothing like the lex from my dimension. The Luther from my universe was a much bigger ass hole. Spent 17 million on a fake presidential campaign just to fuck with superman.

>>92733436

Nigga that shit is worse than steroids. Enjoy your shrivelled balls

>>92737134

Tinfoil hat incoming. How dumb would the government be to put known dangerous criminals in the field when they have perfectly good marines?

>>92727459
are you part of the suicide squad?

>>92727550
I was in a Dennys

>>92726382
President Lex Luthor is doing a damn fine job fighting Isis and solving the housing problem caused by all these masked villains.

Gotham PD here
Why is the CIA so incompetent?

>>92732804
Low rent.

>>92738451
Shitposting on /b/

>>92732804
>Low rent
>Good pay
>Cheap drugs
>Most villains here can't level cities or have super powers

As long as you can run fast and jump alright your fine.

>>92727884
No, like Goku. Because now Batman and Wonder Woman have to gather the Dragonballs. That's what all that "Unite the Seven" Grafitti is about.

>>92728330
Five Words.
Central City Runningback: Wally West
That guy runs like greased lightning. I swear he's like a Kid Flash or something.

So the Joker out again?

>>92729922
Barbara Gordon is Commissioner Gordon's Hot Daughter, Wally West is a runningback for CCU

>>92729986
There goes the championship then

>>92744930
Thats fucked up man
Don't creep on gordons daughter

>>92727374
>this meme again
(you)

So how long until the next Gotham gang war?

>>92745145
Id give it 3 hours tops

>>92745176
Who is it this time?

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>Be american
>Get your city destroyed by super""""heroes""""

>>92726806
Try getting laid so you stop seeing imaginary green men.

>>92745316
>Be non american
>no one cares about you so you don't get attacked
>but you don't get cool shit
Its an even trade

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>>92727374
If Bruce Wayne is Batman, Jim Gordon must be the fucking green lantern.

Do you see how god damn stupid that sounds?

>>92727550
Safe in central city.

>metropolis fags btfo

Feels good

>>92745070
she's 18 bub

>>92745721
Coast City's even better, I know that people are freaked out by Henshaw's nuclear Reactor, but honestly it's all cool

>>92727479
>Blue and orange
Are you color blind or retarded?

>>92727459
You meet the Joker?

>>92746892
>Implying joker stays in arkham more than 5 mins before breaking out

>>92747057
So did you get in just as he was breaking out?

Real talk. Anybody remember that one anon who had psychotic breakdown and lI've in his on little continuity of the marvel universe where he was just an ordinary civilian that would would have run ins with dc heroes.

Guys here me out, what if superman was osama

>>92747326
Osama got shot two years before Supes showed up.

>>92747368
Thats what they want you to think

>>92744189
What the fuck is a suicide squad? Is that some sort of meme or something?>>92746892
I haven't met him personally but I bumped to Harley,Bob and Johnny a few times. They tell stories about the guy. I personally don't want to meet him even though he's /our guy/

>>92747569
What kind of stories?

Why does wonder woman even bother deflecting with her bracelets?
Isn't she bulletproof regardless?

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Guys Im not batman, Im a billionaire. Why would I risk my life when I can just hire some guys to fight for me?

>>92748396
give me money

>>92748550
Come to gothan

>>92748396
We get it you own the website

Doesn't change that no one cares about you rich boy and never will

>>92744219
at least you werent in an ihop

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>>92748396
Why would superman lie?

When will Hiro finally delete /super/?
We don't need those fags enabling illegal metahumans.

>>92748682
He destroyed Metropolis, dont trust aliens

>>92743595
Mayfield delivers to Hub City?

>>92748034
The bullets make her boobs jiggle

>>92747147
Should probably clarify, I wasn't the anon who went to Arkham

>>92748396
Why don't you invest in Gotham and make it not such a fucking shithole?

Jesus crime here is so bad.

>>92748584
Hmmm... Yeah, I'm good. Coast city is nice and not infested with criminal psychopaths.

>>92749159
Let me guess he killed a guard as part of a Soviet Russia joke.

>>92748584
Alright.

How's the housing situation? Is there decent hosing near you, away from the murders?

My sister raped by plant, what look like woman...

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Anyone else think Cyblack looks like that one football player Victor Stone?

>>92737743
Tony Stark's gay lover

>>92749497
Cyborg is real?

>>92727459
What was your daily routine over there?

>>92748682
>Trusting the space immigrant from Krypton

>>92747600
Harley said he dumped her in acid as a joke.

Johnny said Joker fucked his ex as a form of payment

Bob said they went to an art museum kidnapped that reporter Vikki Vale and started painting over portraits. He also said Joker shot him because Batman ruined his plans.

>>92735364
They spanked me. I called them all Daddy.