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OH SHIT

>>92725953
Take it easy and eat another sandwich. Shaggy.

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NOBODY FUCKING MOVE

Is that some 140p Static Shock

Well whatcha got there fag a little water pistol

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>The entire /k/ thread about school shooting defense

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>>92725953
It's you who's not funny, Jimmy! NOT FUNNY ENOUGH!

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Alright everyone, just calm down.

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>>92725953
Don't bully me with your gun kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

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>>92725953

None of you guys are alright. Go to school tomorrow

>>92726213
I kinda want to see this

>>92725953
>>92726155
kek
>"Like, put the hotdog back in the bun, Scoob."

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>>92726333
Here's one of the posts

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OH NO

>>92726367
I wanna see what the replies are like

>>92726398
What was the guys body count before he got taken down? And did he actually shoot his bullies or did he kill a bunch of random people like a massive faggot?

>>92726443
He got Skeeter.

>>92725953
What show?

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>literally voiced by Sam Hyde
how the fuck did Raimi get this through

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>>92726429
I have a bunch of shit in here man, this may take a while

>>92726464
Unless you mean the blue guy who goes "honk", this tells me nothing.

Everybody knows the real way to get back at bullies is to break into their house while they're sleeping, restrain them so that they can't move, and then systematically destroy all of their possessions in front of them.

>>92726538
No you idiot you stimulate them analy until they cum, multiple times.

>>92726538
t. past edgy but not yet insightful underageb&

>>92726507
He only got one guy, Static's friend. But he survived.

>>92726507
Unfortunately, different Skeeter

>>92726443

He accidentally shot some unrelated dude in the leg. That's all. Not even any permanent injury.

>>92726258
>Anon's got a quick hand

>>92726155
>>92726366

> Samurai Jack Season 5 Episode 8

>>92726367
>>92726505
LMFAO this is the best I've read in a while

BTW only way to actually stop school shootings is properly educating your children to not be retards and taking their retarded parents any access to guns away from them.

>>92726800
/k/ is a weird place, wish I could find the one about how much firepower it would take to destroy a tornado

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>>92726894

>>92726868
I wish i could find the one about the guy that went hunting with incendiary ammo

>>92726712
>shot in the leg
>not a permanent injury
That's a life crippling injury son

>>92726398
So his life was ruined right? I mean even if you regret and decide to surrender or whatever, you're forever going to be known as the crazy guy who tried to murder his bullies. Did he go to jail? Are his parents ashamed of him?

Just saying, the guy's life is probably ruined now.

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>>92725953

School shooters are so stupid.

What you should do is make a list of people you want to kill. Find where they all live and chart out a path between their houses. Stake out and research them weeks in advance.

Then hit each house as quickly and quietly as possible before booking it to the next one. It should be quite some time before the police figure out what's happening. If you're lucky and quiet it could be hours before anyone even suspects there was a blood bath next door.

If you're really lucky you may even be able to escape to Mexico once you're finished with your rampage by taking money and car keys off of the families.

>>92726868
Used to go there, fun place with surprisingly high quality of posts. But with every year, more and more time passes since I held any firearms and It's not much fun talking about them. Like most people in my country, I was only in contact with guns during service.

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>>92725953
JIMMY
YOU BETRAY THE LAW

>>92726932
Not in this show. He had to wear a cast and use crutches for a little while after surgery; that's all.

>>92727016
>School shooters are so stupid.
Most of them are psychopaths that just want a bloodbath. Columbine was basically a free for all, same with Virgina Tech

Also they want to commit suicide so they don't care about being precise

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>>92726920

>>92726328
But now I want to go to school.

>>92727566
Thanks anorino

BREAKING MY LAPTOP WASN'T FUNNY
SHOVING ME INTO THE LOCKER WASN'T FUNNY
RAPING MY GIRLFRIEND WASN'T FUNNY
my god, such a powerful

>>92726472
Static shock

>>92726932
Nigga, so long as the bullet didn't destroy part his bone he could recover after a few months to a year.

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>>92727566

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>>92725953
CHOOSE LYFE SON

>>92727728
>RAPING MY GIRLFRIEND WASN'T FUNNY
I'll give you 13 Reasons Why it was

>>92727791
o i am laffin

>>92726767
>he'll post around the board, he won't tell you his plan

>>92728356
>he's got a six digit trip

>>92727791
I don't see the humor in this.

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I only vaguely remember watching Static Shock, was there actually a School Shooter episode?

>>92728453
Obviously you're not a /k/ommando, that or just have shit humour, thread had everyone in stitches.

>>92728605
Yes, I think Static's white friend tried to talk him down and get shot in the leg.

Then Static's dad burst into the room and shouted BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE at him. Reducing the shooter to a pile of ash.

>>92728605
yes, it's probably one of the most well known "serious episodes" along with the racism episode with his friends dad.

This can't wait a month!

BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE

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>>92728732
>>92728738

Someone pls link me to it, this shit sounds hilarious

>>92728777

School Shooting ep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ76nuzDWCk

Racist Dad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V7a2pxeNeE

>>92725953
>DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO STEAL MY DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT NOW

>>92728856
Thank You based Anon, may Kek give you strength in these uncertain times

>>92728856
Richie was always getting fucked

>>92728941
>reddit memes

>>92727764
Even then, they just replace it with a piece of titanium. It's only you Americans in your third world country who can't afford proper treatment and have to suffer from treatable conditions.

>>92728453
You are uncultured and morally brainwashed. You cannot imagine splendid 18th century tactics and enjoy the humor of them being executed by a bunch of crack-smoking nigger gang-bangers.

>>92726109
That overfolding stock on a wood-furniture pump looks oddly out of place. Oh early 90s!

Best Static Shock episode after the Nsync special

>>92726367
>>92726505
Absolute shitpost-kino

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I'll give you this cherished possession if you just reconsider!

>>92726185
the childlike face ruins it

>>92725953
Told the world how he felt, With the sound of a gat.

>>92728856
Richie's mom is pretty hot

>>92728856
Jesus Warner Bros didn't pull any punches with this show.