Happy Birthday!

>Birthdays?
>Yeah, a birthday.
>Birthday today?
>Yeah
>No way
>No way what?
>A birthday
>What, dont have a birthday?
>Yeah, but one
>One what
>A birthday
>You mean
>Yeah
>You really mean...
>Yeah, a birthday earlier this year
>This year?
>This year.
>Is this bait?
>... Bait?

Thanks for making the Ultimate Universe!

No.

>>92720589
Happy birthday. I hope you don't have to suffer through any more happy birthdays.

What? Who's birthday?

What's a birthday?

A day to celebrate the anniversary of one's birth?

Birth?

Birth!

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>>92720589
One year closer to the day this fat fuck stops writing comics, which I await anxiously. I even had a little Freudian slip where I typed "die" instead of "day" just now. Die Bendis.

He has 5 more Eisners than Bendis

>>92720589
Isn't he responsible for the majority of Marvel being ruined?

>>92720589
It's Bendis' birthday? as in the day he was born?

>>92721325
Born?

>>92721342
To be expelled?

From a human female.

Alias is a weird fetish story but Maria Hill, Quake, Tempus, Victoria Hand, Yo-Yo, RiRi and that new mutant who makes monsters are super cute and are all potentially good characters under other writers
He thinks with his penis and I support that, just don't personally like his writing style or how he treated my boy Wonder Man

>>92720589
No More Bendis.

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We can always hope that Bendis will be one of those guys that dies on his birthday.

>>92720589
I swear I've seen this thread more than once this year. How many birthdays does Bendis have?

>>92721926
It's not his birthday, people just keep posting it to get (You)s.

>>92722117
(You)s? You mean me's?