Peter, I think you're more like full gay.

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>>92719486

>>92719486
>I think you should wash your hair

Get this bitch out of my superhero movies.

https://youtu.be/cyLE48i4XY0

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>>92719486
I don't even really care that MJ isn't a white redhead, fuck it. BUT HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO GRASP THE CHARACTER

IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD

Why does "strong woman" always translate into "pretty much a bitch"?

>>92719486
>>92719958
That's MJ?

>>92719958
It's not MJ, you mental midget.

>>92719958

>post credit scene

>she gets a surprise envelope in the mail

>birth certificate

>"Mary Jane..."

>roaring orchestra music

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>>92720188
>>92720193
Goddamn it. /tv/ has memed me for the last time. I am shamed.

>>92719958
She's Liz Allen not MJ

>>92720375
Yeah it's not Mary Jane

It's Michelle Jordan

>>92720443
No, different actress is Liz

>tfw no zendaya gf to insult me

>>92719486
>people saying she's MJ

For fuck's sake.

>>92719486
>My brother would like you

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>>92719486
Well, I think you should shut your whore mouth, pal. And cut your hair, you are starting to look like a girl. And very ugly one at that.

>>92719958
MJ is a drama bitch who has a shit father.

you don't fucking know shit about spider-man, you bait faggot.

>>92723786
>MJ

>a bitch.

I'm pretty sure /you/ don't know shit about Spider-Man.

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>>92723786
go fuck yourself with several rakes.

>>92724018
Peter is such a pure and passionate guy.

>>92724018
Peter is lucky to have found a woman like MJ.

>>92719486
So is she one of Peter's poor friends?

>>92719958
MJ was a bitch for years

>>92724018
Felicia is better for him anyways.

Bless Mephisto for ending this cacophony.

>>92723574
Finally, a Spider-Man that shoots web the way an actual spider would.

>>92719486

Why does every female in movies nowadays have to be an ugly bull dyke shitskin?

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>>92725275
No way. Felecia is a filthy degenerate who pleases old spiders for money and free pass on her crimes. SpOck was right about her.

>>92720612
Michael Jordan?

>>92725358
The dumpster look is a feint for when she shows up later looking like the supermodel she is.

>>92719486
Good. I want to fuck Tom Holland.

Can we make Michelle the main character? She has way more personality than Spiderboy.

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>>92725560
Didn't we get enough of that dumb shit in the 90s?

Selfie-Man is going to be so shit.

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>>92725612

>>92725635
It's supposed to be "John Hughes like"or something

>>92725368
spock is a cuck

>>92719958
Being an asshole was MJ's thing until shortly after Gaen's death, you retard pleb.

>>92725671
Can it be Michael Lehmann like instead?

>>92725681
Wrong Peter is the cuck who loved and still obsesses over his goblin fucking gf.
Spock just happened to be in that body doing the right thing, something Peter doesn't do because he's a reckless manchild.

>>92725635
Hollywood doesn't like to stray from their classics. Especially with something that is suppose to be a John Hughes movie on one level.

>>92725711
No it wasn't you dense retard. Her thing was being afraid of forming relationships.

>>92725734
No.
>>92725668
I'd take Finn over Spiderboy too. Even he has more personality.

<tfw no cute androgynous grimey mixed race gf to berate me and give me shameful handjobs in the bathroom during homecoming night

What the fuck man

>>92725671
>>92725741
Ah right, I guess that more or less just means teenage movie clichés.
I hope we get more Peter Gamke buddy comedy and less Peter Zendaya romance at least.

>>92719486
>I think you're more like full gay
You just fucking KNOW that if anyone would be dense enough to put post-2007 Bendis on the big screen, it'd be Amy fucking Pascal.

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>>92725760
>afraid of forming relationships
So she was Shinji?

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>>92725740
>Implying.

>>92719486
>>92719656

Why does her character always look fucking stoned?

>>92719486
She looks like those girls who never shower and dress like hobos.

>>92725998
It's the only way Zendaya can stand to be involved with this shitty movie.

>>92719486
Is she half latino or something?

>>92719486
Fuck off, Janna.

>>92725998
Because she is.

>>92719486
Is that thing supposed to be Liz?

>>92726043
Half black half white I think

>>92725998
Isn't Mary Jane a nickname for weed?

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She's the type of girl you'd reject in high school and then when she hits her early 20s she's a 9/10.

>>92719486
Why is Mary Jane so ugly?

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>>92726180
People are just suckers for a bit of makeup. I think she's cute au naturel but then I don't have the most usual tastes, I sort of hate chicks who look like they need a team of professional to make them look the way they are.

>>92726084
its a generic school girl because they don't wanna cast spidey's real supporting characters until after infinity war when holland is a bit older and better looking

>>92726431
Sweet denial.

>>92726431
Then why didn't they just hire an older, handsomer man?

>>92726352
She'll get with the fat guy or Gwen.

>>92726431
Isn't the agreement with Sony ending after Infinity War as is?
It would be presompruous to plan around it going longer.

>>92726500

Because they're not planning to do just one movie with him. I mean, look at RDJ. He's been Iron Man almost 10 years now and he's getting old as fuck and they keep constantly having to renegotiate to keep him.

Or look at DCEU Batman. They decided to do Dark Knight Returns in his first fucking movie, so by the time we get to Batman 3 it's going to strain credulity that he can still keep fighting in his 70s.

Starting with young Spider-Man gives them a chance to keep him for many movies and gradually age him as they go.

I made a big mistake rejecting the weird girl.

>>92726737
We'll get a Anthony Stark at some point. From another universe or something.

>>92726737
Pretty much they are aiming him to become RDJ's successor. That's why all the uncle Tony in the trailer doesn't bother me that much. Wonder how they'll make the mandatory porn parody though.

>>92727789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOhu26-Yirw
Since you're already gripping your dick...

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>>92726180
make up and some plastic surgery


y'know like ScarJo

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>>92726512
not gonna happen with Gwen, since kids are going to be watching this and it'll rely heavily on international box office.

so......either it will be fatty or an inter-racial romance with PP

>>92729192
Eh, does that really count? Seems more like an awkward teen thing

>>92726180
>probably an a cup
>ever above a 3/10

>>92730979
Nah ScarJo definitely had work done.

>>92725969
If Peter was in a coma, would MJ start masturbating in the hospital room?

>>92730979
Her nose was clearly meddle with.

Also her jaw was pull back a little (could be just because of orthodontic though).

>>92725998
Half the kids I went to high school with were stoners

>>92726180
that ever ending up better than a 5/10 lol ya no

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>>92720193
>mental midget

>>92726126
>Her name is Michelle but everybody calls her Mary Jane because she's such a stoner

Just watch this happen

>>92726180
That is a girl? Thought that was a long hair Mexican boy.

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>>92732826
>>92732668
>>92731060
Y'all better stop roasting that future supermodel.

>>92732489
Fixing teeth can sometimes change rest of the jaw a little. It's probably just that, since jaw surgery is even more extreme than a basic nosejob

better than being half black