What do you expect to see out of his inevitable standalone MCU film?

>>92711570
More implied robot hookers.

More furries, like that otter or walrus.

>>92711570
Memes, memes and more memes

That would be as redundant as a Black Widow film.

I doubt he'll get his own movie.
Maybe his own animated netflix series

>>92711781
I'd honestly watch this

>>92711781
>That would be as redundant as a Black Widow film.
>Black Widow
Literal who in mainstream while Rocket is extremely popular even within normie circles.
Not to mention furries.
Nah, Rocket wins hands down

>>92711570
I expect to see jokes about how a talking racoon got his own solo movie before Black Widow

The scene where he's taking down the Ravagers in the forest is based as fuck. Him and Yondu stole the whole movie.

>>92711570
I'm okay with it as long as it's based on the skottie young comics

>>92712115
do furries like photo-realistic anthropomorphic animals though? They seem more keen on some sort of Neopet or Americanized anime look

>>92712383
there are ones like that i suppose.

Blackjack please

>>92711570
>>92711781
>Not a Rocket-Black Widow team up movie
>He's a lonely, dakka-hungry space rogue
>She's an angsting former cold war spy
>Together, they fight crime!

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>>92712294
this

>>92712958
Rocket and Nebula actually have very similar tragic pasts. So does Bucky. I could see the three of them sharing drinks and commiserating sometime.

>>92712194
At first I thought Rocket put himself unnecessarily at risk when he showed himself in the trees but then I realized the Ravagers hadn't quite walked onto his gravity mines and he did it to lure them into the minefield.

>>92711612
This, Jesus Christ was that great

>>92711570
One obvious approach to a Rocket and Groot movie would be a prequel where Rocket is made (presumably without going into the really horrifying parts like his cybernetic implants) and then he and Groot break out and try to make names for themselves.

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>>92713733
I really wish Rocket and Nebula got more interactions. I feel like they could form a close bond considering their circumstances.
>inb4 she fucks the raccoon

>>92713873
At the end when Rocket has to stun Gamora so she doesn't off and get killed Nebula is watching the whole thing and doesn't say a word. That would have been a great opportunity to bond.

>>92711570
Old Coon Rocket

Watership Down but in space

>>92712073
This
https://youtu.be/UzbhK2KVxls
He already has his own animated shorts on Disney XD, and I wish they would do more with it because Rocket and Groot are perfect as Saturday morning cartoon characters.

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Animatronic Rocket or animatronic Cosmo?

https://youtu.be/-Czs0yIcNoo

>>92712958
honestly i think you can put anyone with Rocket and it will work

>>92714035
Those shorts are pretty good. I especially like the Space Phantom one where Groot recognizes the real Rocket by being sworn at and still hugs him afterward.

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>>92714074
Concept art shows him back to back with Thor in IW.

>>92713873
>>92713903
That'd be fantastic

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>>92714124
Yeah that moment was super cute. I also like all the Blackjack cameos they had.
>tfw this might be the only time we see blackjack outside of the comics

>>92712115
Thing is, a Rocket movie would be like Pirates of the Caribbean 4. He works best in a team, and take him out because he's the most popular character kind of makes his antics seem tiresome when it's the entire film.

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>>92713873
I was surprised they didn't even have a scene where they at least talked in Vol 2, since it seemed perfectly set up for that with the crashed ship.

>>92714035
what strange backwater country is this video supposed to be allowed to play in?

>>92712958
So buddy cop flick, but IN SPAAACCEEE!! ?

>>92711570
Massive profits.

Is this a stealth furry thread?

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>>92714822
No, it's a Rocket thread.

>>92711570
If it's about Rocket's past with his "old associates" like Lylla, then it will inevitably be aimed at children. You can't have a movie featuring a cast of furries aimed at anyone else in this industry.

But if it's about Rocket and Groot doing whatever and with a considerable human looking support cast, then it might be on the level of the GoTG movies.

>crossover
>Rocket
>Batman
>???
>$$$

>>92714882
artist?

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>>92715079
http://galaxyhorses.tumblr.com/

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>>92715253

>>92711570
go to halfworld
expand on his backstory
cut down on memes

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>>92715253
that's just a random blog, anon

>>92711570
Why would you want a standalone film?

The appeal of the MCU GotG is how they all interact with each other

A good Rocket movie would have to drag in so many other characters that you may as well just call it a GotG movie.

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>>92715479
nah it's their personal/art blog just keep scrollin'

>>92715403
This.
Marvel/Disney will realize that halfworld characters can sell a lot of toys. It'll look like a kids film, but deal with more adult subjects, while throwing in stupid jokes.

>>92715403
You would expect a Rocket Raccoon movie to be more meme-y though.

>>92715597
Considering how Gunn's treated him, not really

>>92712958
This unironically sounds like a great idea.

>>92714074
Rocket and Spidey team up when/

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>>92715579
>literally just zootopia in space

>>92715597
Based on what? He's a snarky little asshole with horrific emotional issues in the movies.

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>>92714074
This

>>92715597
>You would expect a Rocket Raccoon movie to be more meme-y though.
>>92715616
>Considering how Gunn's treated him, not really
Rocket Raccoon is literally his self insert. He said so in interview.

>>92715694
>Rocket Raccoon is literally his self insert. He said so in interview.
Which means that if anyone other than Gunn writes him, it'll be shit

>>92715683
Hawkeye would be good with any member of the Guardians of Family Issue since he has what they all want.

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>>92715568
What. Is that real or an edit?

>>92715682
I feel like most of the general audience just sees Rocket and goes "haha look at the funny talking raccoon." Even after GOTG 2 I don't know if people could actually take him seriously in his own movie.

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>>92715718
Except Rocket has existed in the comics for decades, Gunn didn't invent the character. I'm certain there's more substance to comic rocket over his decades of stories than some self-insert bullshit from hollyweird

>>92715745
its an edit

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>>92715782
>I'm certain there's more substance to comic rocket over his decades of stories than some self-insert bullshit from hollyweird

With very few exceptions, comic book writers are all pretty terrible

Making Rocket's catchphrase into "Blam, murdered you" was Marvel's attempt to bring comic Rocket into MCU Rocket.
Such talent

>>92715866

>comic book writers are all pretty terrible

Back to /tv/ or /v/eddit where you belong, buddy!

>>92715904
How can you even deny this?
I like comics. I wouldn't be here otherwise.
But I can tell the difference between enjoying something and knowing whether it's good or not.

>>92715967
Looks cool. why aren't there more pictures of this?

>>92715253
NOPE
http://galaxyhorses.tumblr.com/about
NOPE

>>92715967
>they literally just shoved an anal plug up his ass

>>92711612
>>92713835
I saw the film with my dad, and as we were leaving the theater, he was really confused why there were so many kids in the theater, because he didn't think it was appropriate for them at all.

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>>92711781
>we will never get a rated MA black widow stand alone film that just involves her sleeping with people for state secrets with hardcore anything goes sex scenes

why did DISNEY have to buy MARVEL!?

>>92715967
This looks like a physical model. It may be the innards of the Rocket plushie they sometimes had on set or it may be one they made to scan for a CGI model.

>>92716162
>>Rocket's asshole is six inches above his tail

He's more alien than I thought!

>>92716566
>implying you would ever even SEE black widow without disney

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Goodbye thread.

>>92711570
So Mantis either has a crush on him or she's a lesbian?

>>92718501
Mantis is a bug lady
She probably finds large mandibles and tough chitin attractive

She finds him cute because he is small, furry, and disproportionately angry.

>>92715866
Bendis' GOTG is not to be taken seriously, get outta here with that garbage.

>>92720508
Bendis is THE most popular and successful writer working today
If anyone can represent comic book writers, it's him

>>92711645
Make it a river otter and you've got yourself a deal.

>>92718648
>> .... small, furry, and disproportionately angry.

That is a magnificent description. Mind if I borrow it?

>>92711570
Why are you /tv/niggers here? This is COMICS and CARTOONS board, not LIVE ACTION board.

>>92721979
.>Rocket has never been in a cartoon or a comic
anon...

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>>92722026
Well then... You are still a /tv/nigger.

wew

So how's Teltale GOTG?

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>>92722809
I hate to use this word but the game is actually really cringy. It tries way too hard to be like the movies but without any of the charm or the finesse. The characters look and animate like their from a Sims game, and the game runs like shit.

The next episode looks like it's gonna explore Rocket's origin so if anything I'm interested in seeing that. Weird that Telltale is going to be the first ones to do anything with Rocket's origins though.

>>92723270
Darn it, that episode I'd have to buy. The first one looked like a long cinematic where you occasionally pressed buttons and presumably this one will be too, but anything that addresses Rocket's movie origins I have to see.

>>92723910
>long cinematic where you occasionally press buttons
You pretty much just described all of the Telltale games. Honestly so far it's pretty average for a Telltale game. They've released much worse games than this; GoT and TWD season three are some that come to mind.

>>92711570
massive catering to furshit

>>92724173
This isn't /tv/. You are allowed to type sentences without resorting to buzzwords here.

>>92724076
TWD season three is a little better than the second one imo.

>>92711570
I can only hope

Though he'd need a good supporting cast.
Honestly I'd rather just have him be the focus of GotG3. Starlord can take a supporting role for a movie

>>92725554
The problem with season three for me is just how little stakes there are. It feels like the game is constantly screaming at me "SEE HOW DIRE THIS SITUATION IS?!?!" but I really just have no fucks to give. I don't give a shit about any of these characters, and I will never understand why Telltale just decided to kill off all the characters from previous seasons just to cup a cheap "feel."
Also Clementine feels shoehorned in, and Joan is honestly one of the worst, most boring villains ever.
/rant

>>92723270
>no junk
Shame

>>92723270
>>92726102
Beyond that, it looks like they forgot the mechanical shit on his collarbone

>>92723270
Telltale needs to fucking upgrade their engine.
Its half a decade old at this point and it was janky when it was new.
>>92723910
It may not be canonical though. But I guess the movie can just say whatever they want, I doubt they are gonna be constrained by a game most viewers probably won't play.

>>92726102
Raccoons don't have very impressive junk anyway. Fossas now, theirs is terrifying. A fossa the size of Rocket would be hung easily as large as a human, plus there are the spined knots. Yes, knots.

>>92726276
I can dream ok?
He's an altered raccoon, who knows what junk he has

>>92726336
That's true. He might not even be a raccoon at all, but some sort of raccoon-alien animal with an internally sheathed thingie the size of one of their legs. You never know.

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>>92726336
Hell, who knows what kind of sick shit Rocket's creators were planning to use him for. He could be a sex raccoon for all we know.

>>92726404
Whats this from?

>>92726484
I think it's cover art for an upcoming Rocket issue.
I found it on Tumblr so I could be wrong.

>>92726404
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>>92721563
and COD is the peak of gaming anon, it all makes sense.

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>>92726404
This may be the best drawn raccoon face I've seen from Marvel. Might have the wrong number of incisors, but other than that it's great.