He hits on your favorite /co/ girl. Who is she? How does she react?

>inb4 Ashi

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It won't be pretty.

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>>92711397
Considering how close he was to scoring a wolf girl but didn't really want to date her, maybe his chances are high? Not exactly sure.

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I think she's a dyke now or something so I don't really know

>>92711496
>Adventure Time
>Female character
You should've suspected it all along

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They live happily ever after

>>92711397
he'd have better luck if he just went gay

>>92711527
>>Female character
>has muscles
it was practically guaranteed but I was hoping that maybe the stereotype wouldn't be used this once

>>92711496
>>92711527
>>92711551
>female character is friends with another female character
>people start calling them lesbians

>>92711541
According to the ToonCity commercials, Velma left Johnny to go pursue her career with the Mystery Inc. because she said her work came first.

>>92711596
>because she said her work came first.
what a fag

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>>92711596
GODDAMMIT

>>92711596
>because she said her work came first.
that's not what johnny said

>>92711397
Johnny would never hit a woman. He never hits anyone. His aim is that bad.

>>92711596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3la82bYtcPg

:45
>I'm sorry Johnny, but my career comes first.

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>>92711397
Johnny gets turned into a frog, if he is lucky.

also, OP pic
>Johnnys eyes are visible and the sunglasses are halfway down
absolutely disgusting

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>>92711661
Johnny without glasses is the cutest.

>>92711670
>cutest
cute is only acceptable on guys once they've secured the girl and she's pregnant

>>92711670
New Question of the Thread: Would Johnny be more succesful without the glasses?

>>92711660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyIPtyN7sdw
these are fun to watch
:40

>>92711682
Papas shouldn't be cute.

>>92711713
Due to cartoon logic, yes, but he would be to nervous to be seen without his glasses and would never be able to act to all the new attention he got until after he got his sunglasses back and became a jerk again.

>>92711670
>>92711713
>>92711733
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1xd3CGRQXlo

>don't touch the glasses!

>>92711724
only around babies, and it's a still different kind of cute than women are.

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"Here are my rates."

>>92711753
I demand everyone post more of these.

>>92711762
That's just cuteness born of proximity to a cute thing. The papa still has no innate cuteness.

>>92711783
We're just arguing semantics but we have the same opinions

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>>92711397
She diplomatically declines, he persists, she laser spears his ass out of the time zone he even looks at Stevonnie at the other table.

>>92711397
Worst guile ever

Wasn't it Word-of-God that Johnny Bravo is actually very successful with women overall, it's just that they only showed the rejections because they're funnier?

I think a lot of you waifu fags would get cucked, more then you're willing to admit to yourselves.

>>92712110
don't know about word of god
but
he's confirmed not a virgin by a volcano god

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>>92711397
Freezes his genitals off

>>92712137
>>92712110
He might be a Barney. By percentage his success rate is actually very low, but he hits on thousands of women so the sheer numbers work in his advantage.

>>92712110
Keep in mind that Van Partible was kicked off JB for two out of its four seasons (For no specific reason other than CN wanted to use their own people for production), so his "Word-of-God" is just as strong as Kirk Tingblad who took over as showrunner and frequently had a lot of moments where Johnny almost slipped that he's never been on a full date or been in a woman's house before.

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Be horribly embarrassed about it

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Would you?

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>>92711397
Uhhhhh. I guess she might humour him for a bit if she got time. Just don't take Johnny away.

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>>92711397
Finally take his virginity away.

>>92712909
It might be the lighting but is he a ginger

>>92712110

Depends on the generation.

Old Johnny was a pussy magnet. The only women who rejected him were the 10/10s who wanted actual human beings and not a dick because they knew they could do better. Velma alone was reason enough that Johnny could pull most girls since she'd spent all that time with Freddy and he was supposedly a pussy magnet as well.

Newer Johnny was a massive cuck and probably on got it from his mother or Pop. They ruined the dynamic of the show by making him ultra incompetent instead of having failure gags be about him being competent enough that the failures weren't character defining.

TLDR edition:

Johnny is a 10/10 for 7/10s or lower. He just wants 8/10s or better but his personality ruins it for him.

>>92711670
Delete this. Johnny cannot be seen without his glasses.

>"Hey mama. HE HA HUH!" *flex poses*
>blasts him through the wall
>he persists
>Beast Boy gets upset
>Raven decides to keep Johnny around because she thinks it's funny that he pisses off Beast Boy
>eventually send him to another dimension because he got more annoying than funny

>>92712909
Not muscly enough.

And I'm still waiting for the Johnny Bravo movie starring The Rock.

>>92712317

Keep in mind that they flanderised Johnny for the last 2 seasons and had alot more inconsistency with the humour and hitting the jokes.

Almost as if Van Partible knew what he was doing to make a good show while Kirk had to make it zany and dumb because he couldn't keep Johnny amusing within his character.

i.e Old Johnny was an ultra stud tier man who was only interested in girls who weren't interested in him.

New Johnny was a massive blubbering manchild who didn't know WHY he wanted women but that he just did.

Old Johnny Bravo was way better than the new stuff.

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>>92713295
Damn it.

>>92713302
I thought that was a joke?

>>92713332
I agree they made Johnny too stupid for seasons 2 + 3, but disagree than Van knew what he was doing. I think some of Johnny's worst episodes happened under his supervision (Everything with Jungle Boy, Hip Hop Flop, the Shaq crossover, Johnny Goes to Hollywood and then Johnny Goes to Bollywood).

It's funny because Van wanted Johnny to be reminiscent of old HB cartoons where there were a lot of celebrity crossovers/cameos, but the only time that was actually funny was the Scooby Doo episode and anytime Donny Osmond showed up. Episodes like the Mr. T one and Adam West, despite those people being funny, didn't have a very good dynamic with Johnny and were pretty boring.

>>92713371
It is. He's saying he wants it to be real.

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>>92711397

>>92711397
Considering she's an airhead like johnny, it would go well

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>>92714159
>Heart pupils even before the act
PANTY A SLUT. SLUUUUUT

>>92711733
Sunglasses=\=glasses, by cartoon logic he would be far less successful without sunglasses.

>>92711397
Probably not well unless that Anon's favorite /co/ girl is Velma.

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>>92711660
>Johnny finally finds someone who actually likes him
>they leave him because of their career interfering with their love life

EVERY TIME

REEEEEEEEEE

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I'm undecided between a "non merci" or mild ladybonering. The mild ladybonering would eventually turn into boredom I'd wager.

>>92714159
> panties already off
FfFffUuuuuCCKkkkK

>>92714172
Well yeah, that's the joke. That she's such a huge slut that she came full circle and became a virgin again.

That show was weird.

>>92711397
She instantly ovulates.

>>92714488
How about the Johnny goes to Bollywood? He gets a cutey GF there.
And no girl lays a single finger on him on the entire movie!
which is great IMO.

>>92711596
So she went from a relationship to being a murderhobo? Typical.

>>92714159
who's the girl?

>>92718320
panty from panty and stocking

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>>92714159
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3d1pjq

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>>92711397
Do the monkey with him

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>>92711397
>Eyes
DELET

>>92714159
I never realized how much I want this crossover till now. Thank you anon.

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>>92719632
It's canon you know

>>92711814
But Johnny has a weird luck with nonhumans