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How much the show would have changed if Morty was a girl instead of a boy?
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>>92703100
More images!
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More rape.
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>>92703115
>>92703100
Even more images!!!
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>>92703100
more anons would fap to the mr jellybean scene
>there are people on this board right now that fapped to that scene
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Cancelled after the first episode
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It would kind of ruin the novelty of Justin Roiland voice acting the two main characters, unless you really want to hear him do a fake female voice.

Also, I have no idea what this character would even be like. I genuinely cannot imagine how you can write a character that has the exact same mannerisms and personality as Morty but with a vagina and female figure without it being jarring as fuck.
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>>92703579
I don't see the problem of writing a female Morty with the same personality as the original Morty, a good character is always a good character even if you write it as the oposite sex.
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>>92703708

Contrary to what some may lead you to believe there are fundamental differences between the sexes, more specifically in the decision making process and psyche. For example, Dutch neuroscientists find that women and men react differently when making a decision under a stressful situation. The general trend is that men are able to make quicker decisions, aim for larger long term rewards and risks, while ignoring smaller risks setbacks. While women tend to take more time to make decisions, focus more on immediate risks, and aim for smaller, less risky rewards.
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>>92704322
I agree but the core of a character's personality and motivations and development ought to be strong enough that, even if they don't perfectly transition between sexes, it should still be fairly strong and interesting
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>male character is ugly
>female version of character isnt ugly

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>>92704502
I disagree.

>objectively good looking woman
>sexually aggressive
>gets beaten up by men when she hits on them

Johnny Bravo wouldn't have worked as a woman
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>>92703708
I think it has to do more of how the perception of Morty will fundamentally change. Having him be a girl with the same personality makes him look more desperate and sympathetic and changes the dynamic with certain characters.
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>>92703100
Why AREN'T there more female ricks and mortys?
With an infinite amount of parallel universes at least half of them have to be female right?
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>>92704560
it's literally morty with long hair
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>>92704322
but if you consider that at the moment of writing a character you might fall into stereotypes of the character's gender, remember, not all women and not all men, there might be women who don't think before making a decision and there might be men who prefer thinking before doing things, at the moment of writing a character you have to write a person before you considerate the gender, the gender might influence certain things like personal preferences and hobbies but not the overall personality.
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>>92704578
>objectively good looking woman
>sexually aggressive
>gets beaten up by men when she hits on them

Fuck, now I want to see that.
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>>92704631
The portal gun can only access the central finite curve.

We've been over this a million times.

It's the reason Rick says 'We've only got a few more of these, max'
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>>92704578
because the humor of Johnny Bravo getting beat up comes from a reversal of appearance vs strength.

If Jane Bravo appeared physically stronger than the men she hit on, the joke would still work
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>>92704578
Oh, that's just the social stigma, you know, the same stigma that prevent us to have more female protagonist in dangerous situations without calling it sexist.
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>>92704671
It might be neat
but it'd be shot down faster than a blimp full of Somalians over the White House
>OMG, you can't EVER hit a woman
>if a woman wants to have sex with you and you say know, you're a bigot of some kind
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>>92703100
Some of the high school scenes would be different, they'd work around some of the minor jokes, and the Gazorpazorp episode would have gone down a lot differently for several reasons.Other than that, not much.
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>>92703100
M. Night Shyamaliens.
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>>92704728
That's not at all what it would be

The main question is how persistent is female johnny Bravo? The core of it is you have to make it clear that her pursuing the men is superficial but she's dogged and determined to do so, so the men get put off because they want a deeper connection than what she's offering

If you want to make it more in line with popular conceptions of men and women in relationships, have the woman be yandere about getting men into actual romantic relationships, have her be a real Casanova so to speak
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She would still buy the sex robot, but she wouldn't impregnate it.
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>>92704703
Men don't generally go around beating up women when they annoyingly hit on them.
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>>92704864
What if the robot could still be impregnated by a girl?
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>Morticia, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds, and put them waaaaay up inside your butt, as far as they'll go
>You simulated my granddaughter's genitalia!?
>The whole gazorpazorp episode
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>>92704915
That's because men in general are desperate sluts with low standards.
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>>92704864
So it would impregnate her?
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>>92704951
I could see it happen. Alien impregnation is an old trope, though that episode would be FAR darker.
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>Long-haired brunette girl whose name begins with M causes the apocalypse

Seems familiar
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>>92704948
Are you saying men should beat up women? Not saying I disagree, I just want to make sure.
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>>92703154
Ifeel like it would've been Mrs. Jellybean.
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you sicken me /co/
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>>92703100
>Ok morticia I need you to grab this and shove it up to your ass
>b-but uncle rick I'm a girl!
>good thinking Morticia, here take another one.
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>>92704982
I think you need to get help anon.
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>>92703579
The voice should be kept the same, it'd be funnier that way.
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>>92705022
I think you need to learn what a joke is.
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>>92705063
If it's a feminist it's a lost battle, you can't teach an old bitch new tricks.
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>>92704703

>If Jane Bravo appeared physically stronger than the men she hit on, the joke would still work

nah, it would still be terrible.

Unless she hit on just the smallest most nerdy guys possible, and they responded by getting violently indignant about that. that's bizarre enough to short out biology and suspend peoples disbelief.
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>>92704999
good one
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It would basically be Rick and a more jittery Tina from Bob's Burgers.

I think people would hate Rick for not going easy on his granddaughter.

Morty's already enough of a punching bag without a vagina. Besides, there's a reason Rick hangs out with Morty and not his older sister: he thinks Morty can handle rough situations better. Would Summer take megaseeds up the butt for Rick? Unlikely. Could he ask Morticia? I doubt it.

Now, if it were Ricarda and Morticia, then it wouldn't be "over the line," but old women are the least likely to tear around on drunken adventures. Ricarda would mostly hang out in the garage drinking sherry and maybe go on drug runs with the portal gun. Maybe more of a demented Jane Goodall character?
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>>92704694
>It's the reason Rick says 'We've only got a few more of these, max'

I'm pretty sure he was referring to how many times the show could pull an ending like that before the audience gets sick of it.
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>>92704694
Don't bing your autistic reddit theories here, the portal gun can access ALL dimentions. The reason he says 'We've only got a few more of these, max' is because the Council of Ricks would have tried to shut his ass down if he kept swapping realities.
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>>92705144
>Thinking Morty can handle rough situations better because he is a boy and not because he have a better mental health and stamina.
Rick asking Morticia to take the megaseeds up her butt isn't really that farfetched.
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>>92705413
Thought it was because of almost identical dimensions are scarce if you take in consideration that probably other ricks screwed up planets at the same time and looked for a new dimension to live.
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>>92703100
>How much the show would have changed if Morty was a girl instead of a boy?
well if we go by the Morticia in Pocket Mortys(and some doodles the crew member who designed her drew and some comments she made about her), she's apparently stronger willed and more determined than the standard Morty and overall less willing to put up with Rick's crap, also since she's the only one with a changed gender quite a few things probably change, neither Raising Gazorpazorp or Rick Potion No 9 probably happen here(although to be fair those are probably fairly unique events among the various Rick & Morty pairs throughout the multiverse)

also here's a site with a bunch of different and adorable versions of Morticia;

https://morticia-deck-mobile.tumblr.com/

>>92704694
>>92705413
I always figured it was more that finding a reality that is both fairly close to their native dimension and has a Rick & Morty that are recently dead enough that they can slip in with no one noticing is pretty hard, so they can't use that as a solution too often
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>>92705413
What's autistic about thinking that finite means finite?

Obviously, it would be bad writing if he had infinite cop-outs, and so they won't happen, but it's better for the narrative to rule it out explicitly, otherwise you get into "why didn't the eagles..." territory.
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>>92704864
No fuck that idea of yours it does get pregnant adds more confusion and raises questions on how a sex robot got pregnant by a girl.
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>>92705556
that's stupid, besides Raising Gazorpazorp is the worst episode of the entire show why would you want it to stay, literally the only good thing about it is the gag with Marmaduke's creator towards the end of the episode(well that and female Gazorpazorpians being pretty hot)
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>>92705498
>The portal gun is limited to the central finite curve because it would be bad writing otherwise
It's autistc to think that the creators of R&M would let bad writing stop them from putting something in the story. We've already seen a multitude of cop-outs in R&M. We've already seen Rick's entire motivation reduced to a dipping sauce. Do you really think "bad writing" is going to stop them?
The central finite curve is, as it's name would suggest, finite. But there is nothing to suggest that the portal gun is limited to this finite area. Unless Rick put limiters into the gun, which is something he would not do.
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>>92704929
>The whole gazorpazorp episode
I'm actually imagining it exactly the same, and part of the joke being how everyone But Rick is confused at how the robot got pregnant
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>>92704999
An actually good post for once, wow
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>>92705964
>I'm actually imagining it exactly the same, and part of the joke being how everyone But Rick is confused at how the robot got pregnant
that's retarded
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>>92703100
morty abuse scenes would be alot hotter
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>>92705856
...If the portal gun isn't limited to a finite area, why would the only area they talk about be called finite?

I mean, nobody would talk about non-bottomless pits unless they really want to dispel the idea that the pit is bottomless.
Same logic as talking about non-alcoholic beer. It's beer, but it needs to be made clear that it is not your usual beer.

>We've already seen Rick's entire motivation reduced to a dipping sauce.
Well, Rick is a straight shooter who wears his heart on his sleeve, so we can probably take him at his word there.

>But there is nothing to suggest that the portal gun is limited to this finite area.
Except the term central finite curve, as used by the portal gun's inventor.

Look, they'll add any dimension the story requires, but they need a fake way to limit the options so that the characters can't just portal away from every problem, say into a world where they just solved their problem and dropped dead.

That can't happen twice, for the sake of the show, and for the characters to have the gun and still two brain cells to clap together, they need to have their options artificially limited, otherwise they'll do the logical thing and portal up an instant and story-ruining solution.
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>>92706112
Well, mister genius. Care to explain how a teenage girl could impregnate a sexbot?
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>>92706112
>that's retarded
considering the theme of Rick and Morty, it's actually pretty plausible.
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>>92706211
Nanomachines.
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>>92706211
Robot penis have tentacles that go into the uterus and snatch the ovule there(if there are any) bring it to the robot to fecund it with alien sperm.
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>>92706211
>robot penis
>actually a small vacuum
>sucks out some of Morticia's eggs
sluuuuuuuurrrrp
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>>92706211
>>92706245
I'd rather not have the robot get pregnant at all, Raising Gazorpazorp was an awful episode
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I came in here looking for possible funny/lewd things about morticia I am saddened
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>>92703579
Tina but more timid. The trick is making Morticia slightly uglier than what you'd immediately assume the female equivalent of Morty to be.
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This is wrong, but...
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>>92706550
See >>92704999
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>>92706179
>...If the portal gun isn't limited to a finite area, why would the only area they talk about be called finite?
Your basing your entire theory on the central finite curve. Something that is NEVER explained. We don't know what the central finite curve is or why it is finite in an infinite multiverse. Could be the number of universes with Ricks that are still physibley Ricks or the number of universes under the rule of the Citadel of Ricks or the number of universes with laws of physics that allow for life as we know it to exsist. Hell, the central finite curve could be the number of universes that have schezwan mcnugget dipping sauce for all we know.

Your theory for the portal gun is inherently flawed because you base it on something you do not understand. You don't know what your talking about, stop assurting your opinon as fact.

The portal gun can access the entire spectrum of the infinite multiverse and there is nothing you can say that can prove otherwise.
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>>92706688
Yes.
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>>92706657
>>92703100
>>92703115
>>92703153
Cute!
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>>92706639
>>92706688
Good shit
who is the artist?
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>>92706457
>Not wanting an episode about a girl impregnating a robot
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>>92705413
>The council of ricks would shut his ass down

The same council of ricks he took down in a single episode, while also taking down the galactic government?

Just admit the central finite curve has limits.
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>>92704864
I'd go back in time and would kill your parents so you would have never been born because now I have something else on my "never going to happen" list.
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>>92704999
Give this man a job at storyboarding this series.
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>>92704999
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>>92706773
Don't misquote me you, kiddo. I said
>The council of ricks would have tried to shut his ass down
>Tried
The operative word here is tried. The only reason Rick ever listend to the Citadel is because it was easier. Rick is a nihilist not a psychopath, he wouldn't destroy the Citadel unless he had a reason. And as we learned in S3E01, schezwan mcnugget dipping sauce is a damn good reason.
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>>92704999
Underrated post right here
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>>92703100
Yo someone find me a portal gun so i can jump to the universe where this is true. I'd love the watch that version of the show.
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>>92704948
When you go through years of dry spells like 80% of men do, it's kind of understandable.
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>>92704322
>For example, Dutch neuroscientists find that women and men react differently when making a decision under a stressful situation.
Might wanna link to that study so we know you're not talking out of your ass...
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>>92703115
>>92703100
>>92703153

Hola Mercedes!
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>>92706784
I feel like it'd be an amusing/cute little trait if Morticia didn't like swears, and when angry just spouts nonsense.
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>>92707424
>Dutch
>scientists
We already know he's talking out his ass.
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>>92704631

It's the "Counsel of RICKs." Who would name a girl Rick?

>>92703100
>>92706657

Hopefully it would have resulted in a lot of art of Morticia getting repeatedly fucked and eventually impregnated by that gazorpian sex doll.

>tfw no scene where Morticia comes downstairs to grab some orange juice in her underwear, not even caring that everyone can see the copious amounts of cum leaking down her legs
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>>92708008
Posts like this made me realize that a lot of shows would be a lot more appealing to be if male characters were made female
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>>92704999
Platinum.
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>>92708008
>It's the "Counsel of RICKs." Who would name a girl Rick?

Someone named Ericka that prefers to go by Rick.
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>>92703100
For some reason I picture her as sounding like Um Jammer Lammy
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Well it'd be far more popular with waifufags, the audience would generally be more sympathetic to her and Rick's bullying would seem crueler and possibly even inexcusable, the bursts of violent anger would put off more people, her overt stupidity might be more upsetting with the pc crowd, and the jellybean rape scene simply wouldn't be allowed to happen.
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>>92706639
the pantiless version is better
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>>92708085
>and the jellybean rape scene simply wouldn't be allowed to happen.
Well, to be fair, she wouldn't have gone into the men's bathroom.
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>>92708149
How has no one actually realized this yet?
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>>92708085
Yeah, I really doubt they would have been allowed to get away with some episodes as they are if Morty was a gal.
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>>92704828
>men wanting deep connections over easy lays
No one would buy it
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>>92708034
Only because you're a horny fucker and there's already plenty of rule 63 porn out there.
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>>92708210
It would probably be something like the original Johnny Bravo, in that she'd be successful all the time offscreen, but fail in the episodes because it's funnier to watch.
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>>92706639
Fuck, I have a strict anti-loli policy regarding saving pictures, but man...
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>>92708149
>>92708180
How do you know she wouldn't? It's easy enough to accidently walk into the wrong bathroom in a universe that doesn't use alien symbols to represent which bathroom is which.
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>>92708243

14 is kind of too old to be a loli anyways. You might as well call Raven and Starfire lolis.
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I feel like female Morty should be less a cute genderswap and more like the girl from Watamote.
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I wonder if the love potion episode would change that much
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>>92704976
Molly?
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>>92704631
The odds of concieving a female offspring are actually lower than concieving a male because Y-chromosome sperm travel faster than X-chromosome sperm.

Since the parents are Beth and Jerry and they seem to have a set relationship routine for the most part, the odds of conditions shifting enough to promote the X-chromosomes from achieving conception over the Y are probably relatively low. Thus there would be less realities with a female Morty.

As for Rick being female in a reality, the likelihood of a Morty even being concieved probably drops to almost nothing, since it relies on fem-Rick having offspring and that offspring breeding with offspring from Jerry's ancestory.
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Wouldn't really work for similar reasons as to why a female Dipper wouldn't work
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>>92704970
Pregnancy is achieved through the sexbot's penis taking in dna samples from morticia, and combining them with alien dna samples, which are gestated in the sex bot to create baby. Still scifi feasable and nothing really changes.
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>>92706639
>>92706688
I'm fervently against Rule 63 because it's a disguised-trap thread.


>but holy fucking shit Morticia
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>>92704631
There would be an infinite amount of female variations, as there would be male. But people don't ever apply the concept of infinite parallel universes correctly
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>>92708325
I hear she's a tough customer.
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>>92708331
>The odds of concieving a female offspring are actually lower than concieving a male because Y-chromosome sperm travel faster than X-chromosome sperm
In this dimention. Infinite realities, infinite possiblities. X and Y sperm may travel at different speeds in different dimentions.
For all we know Ricks and Mortys are the minority in the multiverse, after all they operate in a central finite curve.
The rest of the multiverse is clearly dominated by Ericka's and Morticia's.
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>>92703100
It wouldnt make sense because Rick and Morty are the same person
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>>92708582
>What is a sex change operation
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What would her voice be like?
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>>92708612
Kristen Schaal.
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I dunno why but pilot puppycats va would make a fine morticia
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>>92708467
That's not how infinite realities work. The concept of alternate realities is based on the concept that every event shapes reality. So any time an event happens, if something else had happened in it's place, that would create an alternate reality. The creation of a male over a female would he based on the odds of an X-chromosome fertilizing the egg in favor of a Y-chromosome. And even then, it would have to be a sperm/egg dna combo that creates a Morty-like offspring. If they even choose to copulate in the session that would lead to conception of a Morty, and if they choose not to use contraception also come into play.

Just because there are infinite realities doesn't mean Morty even exists in all of them, as in the case with Doofus Rick.
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>>92708612
Exactly the same.
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>>92708597
>rick had a child
boring
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>>92708668
Worked for Tina in Bob's Burgers.
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>>92704999
>trips
>good material
Checked
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>>92708726
So it would be like Rick abusing Mabel with science stuff and adventures? How would she sound when she stick the megaseeds up her butthole?
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>>92703100
It wouldn't even be greenlit.

Morty's personality wouldn't even work on a girl, he's a lonely horny male teen. And the abuse Rick does on her would raise eyebrows than be humorous.
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>>92708665
No, the concept is based on quantum physics and variability. It's based on the possibility of a mote of dust orbiting saturn being a few centimeters off from where it is in our universe. Literally every minute, insignificant difference from our universe would be it's own separate universe. A trillion universes could exist where the only differences are the positioning motes of dust, and then a trillion more where the difference is that mote and a female Morty, and still a trillion more for that mote, female morty, and the position of a single hair of barney's fur. See where this is going? It's infinite.
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>>92708759
Mabel is Louise. Tina is the oldest daughter who was originally a male, but they changed her to a female and kept the same voice actor.
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>>92708944
>based on the variance in centimeters of dust's orbit effects reality
>implying dust orbiting is not an event taking place

Are you retarded
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>>92708988
So you understand the pointlessness of saying "well there would be more universes with y than x"?
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>>92708949
Oh... oh well i just wanted to know how would Mabel sound when she sticks the megaseeds up her butthole and any other RM misadventures, after all we all hate Mabel right?
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>>92709043
We do, yeah
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>>92709043
https://youtu.be/DSp7ZVYbbhc
Something like this?
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>>92709040
You understand that if infinite universes exist based on every possible variation of events occurring, that events that are more likely to occur would have still have more infinite variations than those which are less likely to occur? You still have to take statistics into account.
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>>92703100
She would have found the male Morty and fucked him. Then they would have felt really awkward about the whole think, but regulary booty-call each other anyway.
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>>92709327
>more infinite
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>>92709495
I remember seeing a drawing somewhere of the two interacting, anyone know what I'm referring to?
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>>92709505
Okay, let's say I'm playing D&D and I roll a have to roll a critical hit to achieve my goal. Once I roll that die I have created ONE set of infinite possibilities where I rolled a 20, eighteen sets of infinite possibilies where I just didn't succeed, and one set of infinite possabilities where I rolled a one and critically failed.
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>>92703100
Would not work.

It's humorous to physically abuse boys but reversing the genders would result in outrage. Look at what this anon said.

>>92705483
Stronger willed? Less willing to put up with Ricks crap? That's not even Morty and why would juts being a girl make her a better person? It's fucking retarded double standard bullshit.
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>>92704694
Why is it limited to the central finite curve though?

Infinite is infinite.
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>>92709602
>doesn't put up with other's crap(or at least less often)
>still puts up with Rick's

It could work.
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>>92709640
It wouldn't even be Morty anymore.

Why does changing his gender to female automatically mean she gets treated better/is smarter/stronger?

Is it because, I dunno, people put pussy on a pedestal? This is why no one can write interesting female characters. Give it half a season and she'd take over the show and show Rick up becoming the most level headed character. She'd turn into fucking Lisa Simpson or some shit.
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>>92709677
To be fair, the original description she had in Pocket Mortys that stated she was strong willed was more than likely a joke about how that's a typical characteristic of generic female leads in fiction. So in reality she'd probably be exactly like Morty, I wouldn't take that description very seriously.
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>>92705144
>Now, if it were Ricarda and Morticia, then it wouldn't be "over the line," but old women are the least likely to tear around on drunken adventures.

Just make Ricarda voiced by Betty White. Instant gold.
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>>92704560
>>92704662
Plain girls are cute. Plain guys are fugly.
It's the 80/20 rule in action yet again (though for girls it's really more like 100/0).
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>>92704915
Man, a show where guys just beat the shit out of girls for hitting on them could be hilarious if done properly.
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>>92709602
>Stronger willed? Less willing to put up with Ricks crap? That's not even Morty and why would juts being a girl make her a better person? It's fucking retarded double standard bullshit.
well it would be by a matter of degrees, like it'd be incredibly noticeable when you compare between her and most Mortys, but when compared to a normal person she'd still be pretty meek

>>92709724
if we were to get any focus on another universe's Morty(or Morticia) for more than a couple seconds in the show they'd need to have some noticeable differences from our Morty, or else it'd be boring as hell, kinda like how the only other Ricks we've had any real focus on were Doofus Rick & Evil Rick
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>>92706639
>>92706688
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>>92704560
Summer exists.
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>>92709899
Summer is horrific! She's basically Jerry with red hair!
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>>92704322
You're talking about quantitatively minute differences that say nothing about high variance between individuals, however. There is no such thing as the "average" man or woman. Rather there may be slight differences in a very broad curve that aren't relevant to making specific determinations about any particular individual.
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>>92710131
The curves are quite far apart on many, many traits
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>>92703100
> lonely horny male teen
It doesn't work this way like it all. Not character but show must be rewritten then.
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>>92710199
It's fucking ridiculous how ANY girl can get a boyfriend with basically zero effort.
(It's pretty obvious, of course, but it feels cathartic to point it out.)
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>>92709724
Well, I mean, if a girl stands up to Rick even as much as Morty does, she'd be considered "strong willed" just because she's a female.

But since Morty is male, we don't really give him much credit for the few times he has stood up to Rick, because the standard of a strong willed man would stand up to him even more.
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>Requesting fan art of Morticia being banged by the sexbot in multiple positions and then drinking from a carton of OJ in her underwear
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>>92704322
You do realize you can still essentially make a female Morty character despite what social science has to say right.
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>>92704322
...And this would be the most unrealistic part of a genderbent RIck & Morty?
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>>92704624
Those are issues related to the viewers not the actual character, perception is always changing, you go back to look at past media works and see how they were perceived compared to how they would be today.
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>>92707424
>the earth is round
>Might wanna link to that study so we know you're not talking out of your ass
Idiot
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>>92704631
>infinite amount of parallel universes
>at least half of them
>half of them
>half
my /sci/ sense is triggered
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>>92704999

>This series would last exactly 1 episode before being cancelled by being un-pc

This post is why it would never happen and we're thankful but still funny.
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>>92711215
>This post is why it would never happen and we're thankful
speak for your self fag!
i'm sick of this hypocrisy. We need more of this not less. i want to see a female moana crashed against rocks while fighting a giant crab i want to see girls getting the same treatment in cartoons and any other media.
>It's ok to harm and hurt a male character
>don't you dare even touch a female character in any way
I want to see female characters act like idiots while the man is standing there rolling his eyes. Shit like this is why i hate this SJW culture
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>>92704999
witnessed
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>>92711251

Its a liberal ran show, it isn't so much want as accepting reality, Dan Harmon would only go so far if morty was morticia and now that half staff is female, the show will even be more tame.

Hiring people for their parts instead of ability is always a mistake.
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>>92704703

>Jane bravo kabe-dons a guy
>significantly more muscular than guy
>Guy misunderstands flirting as threats
>Gets scared and flails arms and runs
>Quick slapstick visuals of Jane getting slapped from flailing

It would be qt
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>>92711269
>Hiring people for their parts instead of ability is always a mistake.
even worse many ppl got the wrong parts to get an easy job
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>>92711160
>well known truth fact that children learn in elementary school vs. Study that one might not even come across unless specifically taking a class related or read due to general interest in the topic

Idiot.
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>>92711269
It's goddamn true. This whole "we NEED more female representation because there are more men in the industry than women" is bullshit. Maybe it was predominantly male because men had more interest in getting into the industry until fairly recently, and we should continue to hire due to skill and creativity vs. Meeting a quota of people with vaginas and dark skin.
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>>92711343
>not knowing that it's a well known but controversial fact that women are inferior to men in most fields
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>>92711251
Males are expendable. This is basic biology. You will not overwrite all of our evolved instincts so you can feel more comfortable about how cartoons are written. Just accept that the pussy will always be on a pedestal. It's what nature intended.
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>>92703100
I would like for everything to stay the same just for academic purposes.
Yes, even Morticia taking home the sex robot and getting it pregnant somehow. Maybe they could explain that the robot gave birth because of the cunny juices she squirted out during an intense tribbing session.
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>>92711393
>It's what nature intended.
nature intended that humans may not fly yet we can lift 120 cushioned seating furniture in a metalbox thousands miles into the air
I don't care what nature say we are men we can do everything
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>>92711663
>we are men we can do everything
And women can't so they must be coddled
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>>92711376
I've heard stories that the ink and paint club in early disney era was almost exclusively female. And their art is what makes it into the final production.

Basically the men planned out the timing and the loose gestures and body language, and the women cleaned it up and made it pretty.
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>>92711710
What about we split men and women and only meet for procreation once a year
After ten years we look wich side has done better and then we let those rule over us
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>>92711663

That isn't nature so much as a different evolutionary track. If you're going to use nature, then humans developing higher function reasoning which allowed us to build technology is what you really mean.

None of that is biological though. Biological imperatives force us to subconsciously want to mate at all cost, even if it is usually at detriment for parents.

Creating something that is utterly dependent on you for a long time isn't a direct benefit to either parent.

Pregnancy destroys the woman's body and fucks up her head post pregnancy, guys usually fair no better between stress, and all other things that go into it.

That is how we know it's an imperative because you know it's going to saddle you and you do it anyway. Not only that but you want to.

Pussy is tied into that is what he means and it will always be valued because our development is small tribal groupings not exceeding 50 people per group, in that environment women will always be a precious commodity. Human beings haven't developed past anthropological, tribal mindset yet.
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>>92709619
There is an infinite amount of numbers between two and three.

One of those numbers will never be six.
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artist seems familiar
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>>92712442
really makes you ponder
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>>92704322
>>92704667
>remember, not all women and not all men
>etcetc
This. With that in mind, wouldn't it be more interesting to write a female character that doesn't necessarily follow our expectations of what females do? It doesn't have to be this totally contrarian creation that is totally masculine or anything, I mean Morty isn't exactly macho either, so that idea doesn't apply anyways (since we already watch the show here). In other words, he's his own thing. So would Morticia being very similar to our Morty be THAT crazy?
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>>92703154
>the one where they have to get naked so the aliens can't surveil them
Unf

Also reddit would hate it for being misogynist
>lick my balls morticia haha wubbaflingadingdong!
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>>92704578
>>92704671
Thanks for giving me a new fetish
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>>92708432
Well done! I was stumped for a second.
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>>92713088
No, it just wouldn't be as funny. A Morty acting like a Morty is funny because it's pathetic, A Morticia acting like a Morty is cute because it's childlike. Kinda like when you're 1, shitting on yourself and saying "mommy, i poopee" is cute, but do it again when your 71 and it's pathetic.
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>>92713343
>it would be cute but not as funny
Yet you're not down with that? It's not like it would really overwhelm the show. If anything, it'd make moments when Morticia is not pathetic more interesting. Then again, it might fall under that "she's a psychopathic killer, and a female! WEW" ideal which some find unbearable.
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>>92708438
I think you mean rule63/genderbender is vastly superior to traps. That is the lesson your dick is teaching you.
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Just came to this.

Thanks. /co/. I needed more FemMorty in my life.

She can be the watamote of the west.
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>>92713406
Women cant do the same things men do and have it recieved the same way. Just accept it
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>>92703100
The episode with the sexbot would have been much more controversial.
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>>92703154
Eh not if they actually translated Morty's ugliness 1:1 to his female counterpart.

Op looks like a cute 6/10 but a female morty would be more no tits/ass, shitty hair, freckles, ugly teeth, and awkward facial structure. In short a 4/10 tops.
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>>92709505
There're bigger and smaller infinities, but infinities nonetheless. They are just... Ah, fuck, go read "A History of Earth" by Terry Pratchet. I recall him writing about this stuff.
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>>92717835
Canon female Morty looks like this >>92706639

Everything like Morty, but long hair and Betty eyes.
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>>92717835
This is canon Morticia. She don't look to bad.
>Shitty hair/ugly teeth
That's more of the shows style in general.
>Freckles
Why? Why would a character that doesn't have freckles all of a sudden have them?
>Awkward facial structure
His face is literally just a circle, which again is just part of the shows general art style.
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>>92703100
Morticia would be in greater danger of getting raped. Feminists and SJWs would get triggered by the Mortificia dome and the Jelly Bean encounter.
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>>92706784
This could be good as fanfiction, but it would never, ever fly for a general audience. People sprain themselves leaping onto their high horses.

It's hypocritical, but people are hypocritical by nature. It's the moral equivalent of selling damaged goods, they don't care as long as they can cash in on attention.

Down to business. Is there any good suffering Morticia fanfiction out there?
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>>92709602
>>92718107
Not only that, but it's also made PC because Morty's heterosexual. If he went through all the same horrid abuse, but was gay, the show would be accused of being homophobic.
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>>92717983
>feminists don't want to see a woman successfully defend herself from a rapist and then the rapist getting what he deserves.
Probably they would need a female character to hide jellybean crimes to keep his image clean to inspire people.
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>>92708296
>less a cute genderswap
>more like the girl from Watamote.
>Implying she's not cute
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>>92719032
Men are sad creatures that think anything with a pussy is cute
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>>92717835
>freckles are ugly
>DFC is ugly
am I identifying shit taste here?
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>>92719135
Ya'll never seen Watamote have you? Kuroko's pretty cute, even if a lot of it is from the incompetence.
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>>92711736
So one side gets the bulk of the soldiers, athletes, scientists, doctors, and garbagemen and the other side gets the teachers, nurses, and retail salespeople.

That doesn't seem fair. And it seems like after a decade we'd end up back where we are now.
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A significant chunk of the show's humor is derived from Morty's suffering. That wouldn't fly if Morty were female. Its the Galbrush problem rearing its ugly head again.
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>someone in a rick and morty thread posts morticia deck
>autism takes over and get interested
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You know what I want to see? Morticia Addams meeting Morticia.

Bonus points for Wednesday and Pugsely trying to steal Rick's death machines.
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>>92711422
I'd like it if they handled it how Billy & Mandy handled Irwin's mom being a mummy.(9:40-10:07)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC67tT-9sv0&t=09m40s
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>>92716718
The episode wouldn't have even worked, unless Rick were gender-swapped to.
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>>92703708
I completely agree I feel like a female morty would be definitely interesting.
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>>92716718
>Horny but unpopular girl buys a male sexbot at an alien pawn shop and brings it home
>Hear the sounds of her bed creaking and her moaning as the family has dinner downstairs
>She comes down hot and sweaty, gets a glass of water, goes back up
>Suddenly she starts screaming, everyone runs up to her room and her belly is rapidly expanding
>Meanwhile the sexbot has turned into a giant oven timer and is ticking down
>She gets hysterical and says she's too young to be a mother, then her chest grows fuller and begins lactating
>The sexbot oven timer dings, it transforms into a doctorbot and administers a sedative to her
>She slumps down with a happy but retarded look on her face, the doctor starts massaging her shoulders
>Suddenly the baby starts crowning and a Gazorpazorp comes shooting out of her vagina
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>>92721881
10/10 would fap again
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>>92721881
Uhh
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>>92721881
Yeah I imagine this is what happened to her in the sexbot fiasco
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>>92721881
Now I want to see a bunch of muscled primitive Gazorpazorp females trying to rape male Summer.
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>>92721881
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>>92704631
I mean Morticia is a canon character from the game Pocket Morty's.

http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Mortys_(Pocket_Mortys)
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>>92704999
Amazing post
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>>92704560
Morty isn't ugly. He's just average.
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>>92718107
> any good suffering morticia fics

Can't promise they'll be good but if anyone has a request I'll write some. She's too cute not to bully.
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>>92704560
I think you are just straight
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>There's at least 1 universe where Rick is fucking his Morticia
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>>92721881
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>>92721881
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>>92704631
Women can't be smart, no matter the timeline
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>>92721881
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>>92721881
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>>92721881
>>92704999
Someone draw these.
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>>92721881
DRAWFAGS!?
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>>92704999
Clever post and trips
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>>92704982
Actually, maybe it could work. Chicks dig assholes, after all.
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just admit that you're attracted to morty you fucks
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>>92703100
>>92703115
>>92703153
Artist? image search is doing nothing, just like it always does.
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>>92703100
>>92703115
>>92703153
rad art
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>>92727712
i found it in a facebook post of a fandom page, the bastards didn't even included the artist's name.
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>>92710403
also because morty's versions of standing up to rick are either him bitching or him flipping the fuck out
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>>92711129
issues related to the viewers IS related to the character
you have to have viewers to have the character
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>>92711160
analogy is entirely different and more complicated, furthermore, this is bait
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>>92708331
>The odds of concieving a female offspring are actually lower than conceiving a male because Y-chromosome sperm travel faster than X-chromosome sperm.

This is only half true.

While the Y-chromosome does swim faster, it also dies faster, while the slower X-chromosome sperm can live much longer (Up to four days in the vagina) and are also more resilient, and thus survive better in hostile vaginal conditions.

So if you have your heart set on a baby girl, you're more likely to get one if you try to knock your woman up before her ovulation cycle begins and avoid deep penetration (Cum as close to the front as you can while still keeping that sperm in there), and also having her eat a more acidic diet so that her vagina's PH level increases and aids in killing off those Y-sperm.

If you want a better chance at a boy, fuck the shit out of her every day while she's on her period and go balls deep every time you blow your load.

No method is sure-fire, but sperm are by design tailored to foster as close to 50/50 gender disparity as possible.
If the Y-Chromosome had the speed advantage but no disadvantages, then barely any females would ever be born.
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>>92703100
it would be a dr. who parody instead of a back to the future parody
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>>92721881
its just like my burmese tapestry museums
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>>92728044
>fucking harder and more often gives boys with higher frequency

hmmm
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>>92703153
>>92703115
>>92703100
WTF, this would have been a much better show.
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>>92711422
>a jelly bean queen molests Mortica in a bathroom
Continue.
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>>92704999
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>>92721881
>>92706657
Now I'm thinking of Peter Weller and/or Robocop as a doctor and losing my shit.
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Why is she so cute?
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>>92703100
>>92703115
>>92703153

>>92727712

http://missfujoshisad.tumblr.com/
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>>92703100
why not just make it rick and summer
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>>92704999
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>Morty's a girl
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>>92708679
Go read the short story "All You Zombies" and get back to me
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>>92703100
She would literally have to be Tomoko for it to work. Otherwise it would just be a nice, shy girl getting hurt and everyone would hate Rick's guts for exploiting her. Also you obviously can't keep the rape jokes, so you'd need to replace it with her trying to molest tentacle monsters "just like in her chinese cartoons".
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>>92727712
It's from the artist's facebook page
facebook com/mechitasart/photos/1932482207029080/
facebook com/mechitasart/photos/1932482317029069/
facebook com/mechitasart/photos/1932482340362400/
facebook com/mechitasart/photos/1932490743694893/

Her name is missfujoshi, but her fb handle is mechitasart for some reason.
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>>92721881
pretty good. I'd prefer a male-seahorse scenario where the robot gives birth, but that's just me.
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>>92730071
While Morty is very awkward, he's also very angry, as well as extremely perverted. As long as these two are still played up enough, it could work.

The key is making sure the audience feels that, to a degree, she deserves it and/or brings it upon herself.
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>>92705483
>Morticia puts on a dress and gains 10kg out of nowhere
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>>92721881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpFdP5yATw0
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>>92703100
Rick would be constantly fucking the shit out of her.
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>>92721881
Just when I had finished fapping
Bretty gud
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>>92703100
r63 is the worst meme
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>>92704560
Morty isnt ugly you pleb
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>>92708665
>>92708944

It doesn't matter what it's based on because neither of you understand probabilities or infinities. Infinite iterations doesn't guarantee that all conceivable permutations are represented. This is why we have the concept of 'almost surely' to describe events with a probability of one that have no onus to occur. A thousand monkeys randomly typing forever almost surely recreate the works of Shakespeare, but there chance of them eternally mashing the 'G' key is as likely as any other sequence. And an infinite number of realities almost surely contain female Ricks, but there's nothing that demands the existence of a female Rick.
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>>92731037
if you pay closer attention the first drawing is the artist trying to be closer to the show's, second one is more in the artist's own style, that's why the proportions are different
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>>92731728
And yet Jessica is still at roughly the same thickness.
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>>92730967
>The key is making sure the audience feels that, to a degree, she deserves it and/or brings it upon herself.
Even if it was presented in that manner, I don't think mainstream audience would ever think she had it coming. Ultimately a female Morty would just turn into a "girl power"-esqe like Summer is slowly morphing into. It just doesn't work the same fundamentally, and wouldn't make for as interesting a show.

Really this is more about people wanting to masturbate to female Morty then if the dynamic would work more.
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>>92732404
>Really this is more about people wanting to masturbate to female Morty then if the dynamic would work more.
There was every any doubt in this? Not that guy by the way but that's pretty much the only reason /co/ ever gender bends. Rick and Morty already have the perfect dynamic, it's what made the show as big as it is because of how effortlessly they play off of each other and in ways that incorporate and play of the fact that he's a teenage boy.

For a board that gets so pissed off at making comic book characters black, gay or female or whatever they sure like to pull that dumb shit with cartoon characters.
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>>92732537
>For a board that gets so pissed off at making comic book characters black, gay or female or whatever they sure like to pull that dumb shit with cartoon characters.

When they do it, it's to make a political statement.

When we do it, it's because we want to jack off to it.
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>>92732537
It's all okay if it appeal to the dick. That's why Kamala is accepted. Ultimately we are just as hypocritical as those we hate
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>>92732920
Bot hare pretty dumb shallow reasons.
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>>92732920
>>92732922
>>92733040
Making a political statement is far, far worse. It destroys the integrity of the original media.
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>>92733092
And changing something for the sake of boner fuel is so much less demeaning and less integrity destroying? I'd say it's at least just as bad.
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>>92733135
Given that it's usually just fanwork, of course not.

Even if it's the source material being changed it usually doesn't affect it nearly as drastically.
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>>92733161
Well in an official capacity of course. Were it done like that than yeah i'd say it would. Especially since when people just give them an SJW coat of paint it rarely even effects the narrative that much, it's just for virtue signalling. Both have the potential for drastically harming it.
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>>92733215
>Especially since when people just give them an SJW coat of paint it rarely even effects the narrative that much, it's just for virtue signalling.
This isn't remotely true, though.
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>>92733295
From most of what i've seen it is.
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>>92733215
The minute you change your character into a female/gay/minority you run into the Galbrush Dilemma, and your options become limited.
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>>92733347
Then you haven't seen enough.
SJW shit easily destroys works. Fanservice, not necessarily.
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>>92733396
I have. And neither of us are presenting anything of evidence so that's about as far as it goes.
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>>92733369
The what?
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i want to outlaw masturbating to cartoons so that good writing becomes a more important factor than the saturation level of fappable characters when it comes to whether a show becomes popular or not. destroy all waifus.
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>>92704999
>>92721881
Someone needs to make requests for these in the drawthread.
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>>92733488
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i like the name martha better
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>>92733488
But then guys would just dress each other up as their waifus and fuck each other
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>>92706657
>Family sitting down to eat while the lamp above the table shakes and you can hear the sex thumping from upstais
>Summer: Sooo, we're just going to pretend this isn't happening? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking.
>Jerry: Rick how could you bring that thing into our house? How could you let Morticia have that thing?
>Rick: Iunno wu wu what do you want from me she she thou- she thought it looked cool. You know what I mean?
>In comes a sweaty Morticia wearing a bathrobe, she beelines it for the orange juice, takes a long pull from the carton and then actually notices the family
>Morticia: Alright uh back uh back up to uh... back up stairs
>She runs back upstairs
>Sex noises resume
>Jerry: Well I'm intervening
>Beth: Intervening with PUBERTY? You'll turn her into Annie Wilkes from Misery. She's at that age lets just be... proud of her
>Summer: Jesus did I really set the bar that low?
>Morticia yells from the top of the stairs: Um Rick could you come up here please, quickly.
>Beth: Okay now if we hear squeeking we intervene.
>
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>>92704322
>women tend to take more time to make decisions, focus more on immediate risks, and aim for smaller, less risky rewards.

Sounds like Morty to me.
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>>92733458
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5l6q5GCIAAIyjl.jpg

Google sure is hard you faggot
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>>92706657
>dat face

why does it turn me on so much?
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>>92733896
Thanks for the meme macro image faggot that sure would have been easy to find, not.
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>>92704999
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>Girl morty is relatively cute

Nah fuck off.
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>>92704322
so basically Morty?
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I hope Season 3 won't be shit. I was feeling pretty hyped, but that first episode didn't exactly make me confident.
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>>92704999
Fucking win.
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>>92712442
I like you.
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>>92711726
>I've heard stories
Oh fuck, you're not even hiding your anecdotal bullshit this time.
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>>92711726
So basically, men did the actual hard work and women did the easy part? Sounds about right.
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>>92735559
Are you retarded?
Have you ever drawn in your life?
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>>92735930
I don't need to be an artist to know that.
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>>92735979
>I don't need to be an artist to know that.
It's pretty clear you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>92736012
>It's pretty clear you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>92711726
Makes sense, women are better identifying tones of colors while men are better with proportions, world building and basically everything else.
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>>92733488
Ask marijuana paraphenalia sellers if the class I schedule on the focal product around their market is hurtimg their business.
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>>92736020
I animate.
I hardly ever get to the cleaning up and coloring part because it's such a drag. (and in older times, which we are talking about, they had to do it with brushes, just making it more tedious)
Gesturing and timing is the fun part.
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>>92708851
>Lonely horny female teen

See? Transitions easier than you think, that's not implausible
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Uhhh what about the episode with the giant sphere covered in naked Mortys being tortured?
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>>92736302
You've unleashed an unspeakable evil onto this thread.
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>>92704999
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>>92708243
14 is too old to be loli but I have no idea what it would actually be called.
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>>92736963
A lawsuit
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>>92705144
In my experience older women are ruthless, they live longer, more bitter and take a load of risks cause they're just healthier somehow. Both Ricarda and Morticia and Rick and Morty work lets face it.
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>>92705462
Yeah but the audience wouldn't handle it as well.
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>>92708008
God damn misha
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>>92733935
That image is just a concise version of it. There are pages that describe it in detail that are very easy to find with google.
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>>92737124

Only reason it's popular is because they're both male, and I can prove this by pointing out that no female equivalent exists.

Women often want to co-opt what's popular because they want to be involved, which is okay but stop being delusional and acting like it could work.
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>>92737124
People like to believe this, but lets be honest with ourselves, girl centric cartoons and stories dont often reach wide appeal for a reason. I guarantee you no one is going to watch that shit.
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>>92736302
Oh god...
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>>92739155
>>92739080
The only reason why it wouldn't work is because too many men would super offended about the whole Ricarda, a woman, being the smartest being in the universe.
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>>92739755
I got a good chuckle from that, thanks anon.
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>>92708008
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Don't know who drew these but they were great so reposting.
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>>92736302
They don't even get to wear panties
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>>92736302
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>>92740292
>>92740315
>>92740341
Who is this artist?
I love this work.
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>>92739755
Alright... I really don't think the gender of a reality-breaking science god in a fictional comedy would be a concern for most men, or at least not for that reason.

I think it could work, plenty of people love a snarky grandma, but I don't see why anyone with talent would try in this political atmosphere. It would just get picked apart by feminists, unless it was made with the intent of pandering to feminists, in which case it would be bad.
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Taking morticia requests.
My art looks just about the same as this: >>92706639
But won't take too much time in clean linework.
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>>92740790
Nice.
How about something simple like Morticia getting a hug?
By who is your choice.
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>>92740662
He posted those in a thread once and didnt link himself, and any other threads where id repost this he never showed up again so no idea. I really like his stuff too (or her stuff).
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>>92740677

It wouldn't work and most people disagree with you, and reason why it wouldn't work is men don't have interest in watching a show about a interdimensional traveling grandma and her grand daughter doing adventures for kicks.

Society looks down on slobby women, men can get away with it because society shits on men and won't raise a cause for victim brigade.

The entire premise is predicated on being an asshole. Society protects women. It just cannot work as a concept.

Go look at any media that makes women look bad, it gets torn apart from concept to release.
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>>92740878
I'd watch Rick and Morty if they were swapped with Dorothy and Sophia
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>>92740878
>men don't have interest in watching a show about a interdimensional traveling grandma and her grand daughter doing adventures for kicks.

They don't have interest in a man doing that with his grandson either. The appeal is in the execution, not the premise. If it was funny and clever then people would like it. Also, dark comedies don't have to play by the same rules as everything else. Always Sunny is a very popular comedy that constantly shits on its main female character. Both Always Sunny and Rick and Morty have gotten away with many rape jokes directed at women without any mainstream backlash. Your concept of what audiences want is way too rigid.
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>>92740878
>most people disagree with you

(citation needed)
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>>92736302
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>>92736302
Do not awaken the loins of De Sade with this lewd!
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>>92740878
I wouldnt say any but this is mostly true. There's a reason female heavy sitcoms and shows usually only ever are somewhat popular with other girls.
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>>92740292
>Summer kicking Morticia in the vagina because she thinks she was in her room
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>>92736302
simple: censorship blocks, might be a little more disturbing tho
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>>92742238
Nah, she shoved up the megaseeds in her ass and is now on the floor convulsing.
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>>92742263
No, I meant that that's something that would happen in this genderswap AU thing
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>>92741983
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>>92740292
Shouldn't Summer be a boy who Morticia has an onii-chan crush on?
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>>92743263
nah Morticia is the only one who's of a different gender than the standard universe
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>>92736302
>HELP
>There is no escape my daughter
>We will find our peace in the next world
>So what. you y..you are just gonna give up?
>We are giving in to the power of the one true morticia
>One day she will return
>ALRIGHT MORTICIAS LISTEN UP My name is Morticia Smith
>I know you're scared because i'm scared but thats no reason to except our fate WE ARE Morticias we are not defined by our relationship to Rick OUR DESTINY IS OUR OWN
>Thats sounds like something the one true Morticia might say, i'm sick of being a human shield, i want to be a gardener.
>I wanna write really crazy intense action novels
>I'M MORE THAN JUST A NAIL :^)
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>>92743455
>I'M MORE THAN JUST A NAIL
Ha ha ha ha ha! Nice.
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>>92743421
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>>92743421
"You know Morty I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but you're wa-UUGH-ay ahead of me".
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>>92743833
Spot on.
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>>92743833
10/10
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>>92741033

It's rigid based on decades of consumer reviewed consumption. Even the most outrageous female comedies get shit on by majority and that has been only recently that liberals have tried to push back against it and it was only a tiny amount of people that liked it, QED bridesmaids, etc.

Those comedies all skew heavily female.

They do not cross gender lines in terms of consumption.
>>92740971

I'm sure you would but you already consume more than average of people we're discussing. >>92741083

Show me a single example that has reached popular mass with what OP is proposing with two females instead of two males, reaching same comedic influence.
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>>92708239
excuse me?
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>>92743972
But that's because guys don't want to watch girl shows, period. Nothing to do with how they are treated in them.
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>>92740971
that sounds incredible
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>>92714116
Too stacked. She should be flat as a board to add in to her low self esteem.
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>>92714116
>when a 14yo character on a cartoon show can canonically take something the size of a large mango anally
I guess both Morty and Morticia can take a large dick up their ass EASY.
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>>92736302
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>>92736302
They get put on fuck machines instead
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>>92745218
No she should have monster melons that she's self conscious about.
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>>92743833
that's the stuff
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>all this perverted brainstorming
>not a single drawfag ITT
2017 /co/, everybody.
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>>92748087
I'm working on one you asshat.
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>>92748526
Work faster, you dingus.
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>>92748087
You new boy? It's always been this way
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>>92748087
patience
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>>92711422
why is she a lesbian tho.

oh wait i know why.
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>>92751846
Morty's into licking old men's balls, it's silly to assume his gender bendered counterpart would be straight.
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>>92746101
>No she should have monster melons that she's self conscious about.
agreed, with matching ass, hips, and thighs(perhaps the result of her trying to cure being a flat sticc by messing with an invention of Rick's and going too far and ending up in thicc territory)
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Morticia is the kind of girl that would be hesitant about anything in the bedroom, but give her a little kiss under her jaw, tell her how hot she is, and she'll melt in your fingers.
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>>92754211
"OH GOD, RICK HELP ME"!

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER YOU SICK FUCK"?!
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>>92748087
To be fair we're on perpetual hiatus until Roiland gets his shit sorted out.
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>>92712442
Like clockwork.
I see this posted every damn time this show is mentioned.

And all I have to say is:

2.6
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>>92748087
If I could I would spend all of my days drawing gender swap ideas of /co/.
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What the fuck even happened in here for 380 posts?
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>>92754454
She doesn't cry out for god in the bedroom.
She cries out for grandma rickie.
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...what about the Cronenberg version?
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>>92754677
what exactly did you expect from a thread with such a title, let alone one about R&M of all things? an MLP thread might have been more hopeful.
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>>92754653
what have you drawn in the past?
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>>92729400
>Morticia lusting after Jessica
>Not seeing her as a rival for Brad's attention
Seriously. I would think Jessica would just be hostile towards Morticia everytime she sports Morticia looking at Brad.
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>>92736302
>>92745416
DRAWFAGS! GET ON THIS! STAT!
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>>92710403
>if a girl stands up to Rick even as much as Morty does, she'd be considered "strong willed"
this. Morty isn't that much of a pushover desu. It's just that his resistance is utterly ineffective against whatever Rick wants to do.

Making her resistance to Rick more subtle and underhanded is probably a realistic change to make. That would make her seem smarter than Morty. But then again, Morty isn't dumb. I'm not sure why the idea that he's a retard is so firmly accepted.
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>>92755301
'her' referring to Morticia, I mean.
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>>92754677
>What the fuck even happened in here for 380 posts?
Circle-jerking
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>>92754871
eh her still liking Jessica is more interesting

>>92755301
>I'm not sure why the idea that he's a retard is so firmly accepted.
combination of everyone constantly calling him dumb in the show itself, plus him constantly being compared to Rick makes him seem dimmer than he actually is
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>>92727190
I'm attracted to both
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>>92743833
Fine post I chuckled
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>>92710223
the thing about this meme is it's purely hypothetical. yeah ok if you put an ugly girl up on stage like in a bachelor auction, she'd get more takers than a guy in the same situation. but in actual life awkwardness, shyness, ugliness, bad hygiene, etc. can all be significant barriers against a girl getting laid. especially by a guy who isn't skeezy and won't hurt her. also keeping in mind that skill in the bedroom is important for satisfying a woman, so while holes are holes, not all dicks are equal (and I'm not even talking about size).
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>>92704999
GIVE THIS MAN SOME ETHER
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>>92704989
now that I can fap to.
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>>92703100
It would not be as funny because people don't find women/girls being abused as entertaining as men/boys being abused.
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>>92731848
her face is completely different.
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>>92719359
the point of the series is that her incompetence isn't cute, it's shitty and ruining her life.
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>>92743421
>tfw selfcest is my fetish but theres not nearly enough porn
back to twins I guess.
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>>92721881
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>>92756427
This, her life is all kinds of fucked.
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>>92721881
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>>92754601
But thats not 6
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>>92756379
No shit mate, I was pointing out femMorty gained 10kg while Jessica didn't for no reason.
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>>92736302
A giant sphere with morticias being tortured in a mot at all fun way.
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>>92709505
Consider a 2D plane. The number of points on the X-axis is infinite. The number of points on the entire plane is also infinite. However, the first infinity is smaller than the second one.
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>>92758975
>The number of points on the X-axis is infinite.
>The number of points on the entire plane is also infinite.
>However, the first infinity is smaller than the second one.

This is actually incorrect, they're both the same "sizes".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinality_of_the_continuum

>[T]he open interval (a,b) is equinumerous with R. This is also true for several other infinite sets, such as any n-dimensional Euclidean space R^n.

So the real line and the real plane have the same cardinality, namely 2^aleph_0 (or just aleph_1, if continuum hypothesis is true).
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>>92755913
>but in actual life awkwardness, shyness, ugliness, bad hygiene, etc. can all be significant barriers against a girl getting laid.
This isn't remotely true though, if you actually knew enough girls you wouldn't be saying this.
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>>92708109
How could you say that and not at least post a link, you savage?
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>>92703100
Now I want a Rule 63 Rick with this Morty.
Plus we would NEVER get that scene where Evil Morna is using her alts to hide herself
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>>92706688
Can's we's have's some more sir?

>MOOOORE!!
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>>92759491
Sadly, I think the mods ban for links now here, or did I confuse this for another site?
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>Rick Potion Number 9
>the entire world wants to rape Morticia
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>>92760111
Links are fine
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>>92755913
>t in actual life awkwardness, shyness, ugliness, bad hygiene, etc. can all be significant barriers against a girl getting laid.

>>92759161
>This isn't remotely true though, if you actually knew enough girls you wouldn't be saying this.

It absolutely is true. I am a software engineering team lead and recently this absolute wreck of a woman was put on my team by my boss against my will.

She is absolutely disgusting. Doesnt wash her hair, brush her teeth or wear make up. She fucking stinks and no one wants to get close to her. The bathroom is absolutely off limits at least 10 minutes after she uses it because of the putrid stench her cunt leaves when she exposes it to open air (yeah we have unisex bathrooms).

And that's just her hygiene. She has a horrible voice, mispronounces every other word and is incredibly awkward. She has only one facial expression and it's that of a dead fish.

Physically she is average. Not fat, a bit on the tall side, decent figure. But I am 100% absolutely certain she is a virgin. I would be amazed if she even had friends. I am the only one who can stand interacting with her in anyway, but only because I am her boss and I have to treat her professionally. The rest of the team refuses to have anything to do with her.

Oddly enough she does dress well and dyes her hair and her CV picture and pictures on social media are heavily edited to make her look clean and normal. So she has some concept of what a proper human being is supposed to look like, so idk.
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>>92760322
Nice blogging. Pics or GTFO
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>>92760353

> Pics or GTFO
pics of what exactly? her awkward behavior or her lack of social skills?

Keep bitching, incel.
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>>92760111
>vlc
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>>92760111
>>92760193

Sooo, can we get a link?
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>>92706657
So does /co/ like vocaroos or is that frowned upon here
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>>92761468
We are okay with it.
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>>92703579
Spoilers ahead

There's a character on that Marvel show Legion who was originally written as gross fat man, but the emo chick from parks and rec said she wanted to play the character and do it exactly how it was originally written. It works really well.

However, it makes sense that having a character be a different gender creates a different connotation for character interactions. When you discover that she was a gross fat man all along and that the MC saw her as a girl because he's mentally ill you realize his life is a lot grimeir and more depressing than you originally thought.
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>>92703100
How would you guys feel if Rick and Morty did one single gender swap episode for shits and giggles like adventure time does?

I don't think it's likely but it's definitely not impossible for the show, and the fans would go crazy for it.
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>>92751040
>doesn't remember the influx of porn fucksmithing threads yielded back in the day
>calling other people new
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>>92712442
And here you assume that the same rules of math and physics apply in all universes. Or that some civilization doesn't have some sort of logical quirk and put the number 6 in between 2 and 3. Or that a civilization even needs to have a concept of numbers and didn't just evolve perfect intuition on the amount of items required and only have the concepts of too little, enough and too much.
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Chronic masterbater
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>>92740971
Hot damn, so would I
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>>92754677
fun greentexts.
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>>92761425
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2189107
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making content don't die just yet thread
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>>92704624
is that hat a gravity falls reference
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>>92762763
Dipper and Mabel Mortys
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>>92760322
I *guarantee* you she gets around, and more than the average guy at that. I've known enough girls EXACTLY like her who would shock you in terms of their sexual experience.
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>>92703154
>>there are people on this board right now that fapped to that scene

wtf, why
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>>92704996

Always smile to see MMO on this board
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>>92762645
>actually delivered
nice
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>>92703154
>that episode where morticia gets knocked up by a cyborg and births a gazorpazorp
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>>92762763
>>92763013
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>>92763653
Well, both Mabel and Morty caused the apocalypse
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>>92759161
I am grill though. I could just be an isolated case, but I observe that even offline, guys have standards too. They flock to the hottest girls just like girls go to the chads. There isn't a magic matchmaking program setting up all the awkward quiet people with each other automatically. There are plenty of grills like Tomoko, not being approached, and not knowing how to approach anyone else. If she stood up on a table in the lunch room and announced that her body was available, she could get fucked, but there are a number of reasons why that wouldn't be so desirable in reality.
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>>92706657
>Just below you see that Robocop is wearing a thong with a huge bulge in the front
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>>92721881
Great, now I want to see a pregnant Morticia
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>>92765035
>If she stood up on a table in the lunch room and announced that her body was available, she could get fucked
That's an interesting scenario
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>>92765785
Shouldn't summer be punching her in the tits instead?
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>>92765812
>he thinks getting kicked in the labia's a cakewalk
No Anon.
No.
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>>92765841
I never said that, i just thought getting hit in the tits is worse
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>>92740662
>>92740830
https://mclinskey.tumblr.com/tagged/morticia

Sup. You guys got requests?
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>>92736164
See: Tina Belcher
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>>92765035
>I am grill though.
No, you're not. There are NO girls on 4chan, PERIOD.
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>>92766054
I have no request but i gotta thank you. This thread is lacking in art bad
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>>92765861
If you can get a boot directly up the vag that's probably worse. But it also depends on how big the titties are, how easy it is to slap em around.

However neither a hit-tit nor a cunt-punt is so painful as to make you double over and puke. There just isn't an equivalent of a ball-kick for women. But women can get raped so easy, I feel like it more than evens out.

btw the jellbean rape scene could still definitely be made with Morticia. However it would lose so much poignancy, as we'd absolutely expect Rick to shoot the dude to protect her honor. With Morty is was more like an unexpected favor that proved how much Rick cared about him personally.
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>>92766054
Morticia being disgusted seeing Summer in the dreamworld

Morticia with two guys like Morty was before Rick caused his Kidneys to fail
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>>92765785
These are great.
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>>92766054
Female version of the bully from the pilot bullying/threatening Morticia.
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>>92766091
Writers should transition male characters into girls more often. Maybe we'd get more varied female personalities that approximate real people.

The Bob's Burgers people do a good job with it though. They try to include the habits of a horny lonely chick as opposed to a horny dude, i.e. a fap fiction library.
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i want a male summer to piss his pants haha

but just as a joke haha
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>>92766054
Obviously illustrating >>92721881
That daughter Gazorpazorp is a cute

Otherwise, I'd advise drawing this >>92708296
with Morticia
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>>92765785
excellent work anon
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>>92765785
Adorable.
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>>92765785
>jellybean scene

BASED GOD
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>>92766054
CUTE
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>>92766054
seconding >>92721881
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>>92766054
Definitely the greentexts
>>92704999
>>92721881
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>>92766287
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>>92767304
>>92766947

nice
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>>92767021
what bush situation would morticia have?
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>>92703115
Nice
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>>92766054
We need more lewd mortcia
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>>92767113
>>92704999
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>>92767822
Yessssss ive been waiting for this
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>>92767304
Damn that's good!
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>>92763205
I don't know why
but I've seen at least one anon admit to it, so I'm sure theres more of you degenerates out there
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>>92767822
perfect
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>>92767822
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>>92703100
It wouldn't exist, because Roiland insisted on doing both voices
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>>92768248
Honestly his voice for morty would work equally well for morticia.
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>>92709602
>Stronger willed? Less willing to put up with Ricks crap? That's not even Morty and why would juts being a girl make her a better person? It's fucking retarded double standard bullshit.
Because she is literally a rare Morty with extra stats and they have to come from somewhere, you you would have a rare that is not worth to have it in the sightliest.
Also it's bullshit, because you subjugate her anyway, so "not putting up with Rick's crap" is debatable here.
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>>92768347
Man's got a point.
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>>92767822
You know, seeing it makes me realize how weak of an argument "but I'm a girl" is
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>>92768347
I can only hear something like Mable for her.
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Imagine this scene but with morticias instead.
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>>92719387
>teachers, nurses, and retail salespeople
All jobs in which men are more efficient.

Also teacher is usually a man's job. Don't know how your culture reversed this.
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>>92708654
you're a genius
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>>92757014
But the 6 is one of the numbers between 2 and 3, it just manifests as a decimal point.
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>>92768457
>needles in her sides jammed directly into her ovaries for maximum stimulus
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>>92736963
jailbait
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>>92717955
>it's just Morty with a wig
>literally the only being in her universe who is gernderswapped due to Beth's vagina being 0.3°C warmer
>Still same old Morty as we know it, just happens to be a girl, that's it.
>Probably still likes girls too, because literally nothing else has changed.
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>It's a, /co/ rule 63's another male character head cannon to fap to, thread
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>>92712442
You can make the case for all natural numbers.
But frankly that's not important, because it assumes that number 2 and number 3 carry some special importance in the universe, but they don't.
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>>92766542
>>92708296
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>>92768833
But Morticia is canon

http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Morticia
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>>92704694
>>92705413
The semi finite curve is simply the Universe, the Ricks have explored.
There are not enough Ricks around to explore all of them, because infinity is huge and the Ricks are limited.
It wouldn't surprise me, if there's a councils of female Ricks and council of Mortys.
Maybe they avoid these areas specifically because they don't get along. Especially the heresy that is the council of Mortys.
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>>92768457
>>92768681
Why? Morty's brain needs to be in overdrive all of the time. This doesn't need to be accomplished trough exclusively pain. While a male has a refractory period, a woman can be induced to have a never-ending orgasm.
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>>92762645
>click here if you are an adult
>dead link
>reload pic
>click here if you are an adult
When will they fix their site?
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>>92769180
Stop, I can only get so rigid.
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>>92762645
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2189107
>open link
>immediately bombarded with a dozen popup and porn ads
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>>92769293
>He doesn't have at least 4 ad/script blocker running at all times
I bet you fuck hookers raw too
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>>92768614
Do you not understand that just the 6 before and after the decimal points are two entirely different numerical values? They are no more connected than 4 is to 13 or 193
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>>92769214
>>92769293
Their image server seems to be up, try using

http://rule34-data-012.paheal.net/_images/dbf7cd689eacb2421e46e3bd682c8a4c/2189107%20-%20Morticia_Smith%20Morty_Smith%20Rick_and_Morty%20xxxx52.png
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>>92768347
This. Morty's voice but like maybe half an octave higher would be perfect.
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>>92766947
I have the feeling this would overall turn out better than it did for Morty

Raising Gazorpazorp is still the worst episode though
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>>92769180
>Oh, God! W-w-why would somebody do this? It's sick!
>Well, one Morticia's enough to hide from the bureaucrats, but you get urrrrp you get a whole matrix of Morticias and put them in constant, agonizing arousal, that creates a pattern that can hide even from other Ricks. I fiddled with a concept like this once..... on paper, Morticia, on paper. I wouldn't do this. It's barbaric overkill. I mean, you could accomplish the same result with, like, five Morticias and a vibrator..... which I also wouldn't do! I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship!
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>>92769180
>>92770474
It always turns into a sex thing with you people
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>>92770754
Where do you think we are?
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