Will he ever have sex?

Unlikely at this point.

Having stealth sex with Sharon

>>92694014
Spencer's fucking him as we speak.

>>92694117
>stealth sex
anon that's rape

>>92694176
it's not rape if she likes it*

It doesn't count if he's purposely holding off

He could be getting laid left and right if he wanted to

>>92694014
why does superman get so much shit for being an edge lord and not smiling 24/7 or having colorful rainbows shoot out of his ass, but this fag gets a pass?

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>>92694014
I'm sure he will, once he's married and has determined his life is stable enough to allow children.

And on a side note, once you've had a legitimate chance with absolute perfection are you really willing just to throw your dick in any random girl that comes along? I mean when this is your standard, come on.

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>>92694014
For MCU Cap to have sex, they'd have to jump through so many hoops it's unreal.
>cap and Sharon continue dating
>two films worth of innendo and will-they-or-won't-they
>cap and Sharon get hitched in second act of Infinity War: Part 2
>45 minutes of fighting, no poon
>Captain America 4 picks up where IW2 left off
>about to get that sweet sweet cradle-robbed puss
>HYDRA ATTACK
>90 minute fight scene
>credits
>stinger: Cap rolls over, Sharon is breathless
>begins singing Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In directly to camera
>smash cut to title "Captain America will return in 'Project: PEGASUS'"

>>92694014
Cap is pure.
But the Marvel writers and editors still fuck him hard.

>>92694324
>Got BLACKED
>Absolute Perfection

>>92694014
arent him and bucky gay?

>>92694176
Steve is an adult and can give consent

No, he already reached wizard status in the MCU.

>>92694014
No. Steve must remain pure.

>>92694721
>>92695070

Wizards need to have one superhero to represent them more than the gays need another one. MCU Steve Rogers never having sex by choice sends the message that it's OK.

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>>92694317
It's Chris Evans dude. You literally can't put his name and "not smile" in one sentence.

>>92694317

BECAUSE BEING AN EDGELORD IS ONLY COOL IN DC WHEN BATMAN DOES IT BOIIIIIII

The better question is why MoS gets slated for having Superman have a tragic backstory (with some fucking dumb leaps in logic mind you Pa Kent), yet Affleck gets triggered to Frank Miller levels over a guy who is literally just trying his best, and couldn't be less sinister if he tried.

>>92696593

Also this.

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>>92694014
>implying he's still a virgin

>>92694014
He already lost his virginity to liberty.