>ashi brushing her hair over her ear to try and get Jack to

I've lost track at how many times you've reposted this thread.

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>>92691210
Time has lost its effect on us all.
Genndy played us all, right to the bitter end.

Waifu faggots BTFO

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>>92691210
It's his first waifu, and she diefued. Go easy on the poor kid, don't you remember yours?

>>92691439
funny enough, Raven was actually my first ever waifu as a kid, Ashi just hit the exact same notes for me, so I guess it triggered an almost nostalgic reaction.

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>>92691001
This is what you get. This is what you get for constantly asking me Jack's name. You MADE me do it.

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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL_KyJpRuKU&ab_channel=videgenial2

>>92691210
If I had to guess, I'd say 4, not including when I posted it in existing threads.
I should be studying statistics

ASHI FAGS GOT BTFO

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>>92691739
This is the third of yours I've seen, so you're on the right track.

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dumping ashi cuz fuck it

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>>92692649

>>92692467
>this is their equivalent of dirty talk

>>92692788
It's sickening and I adore it.

>>92692788
They're so pure it's absolutely astounding.

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>Another Ashi Thread

-They will never have children,
-They will never grow old together
-They will never have more awkward moments with each other
-They will never explore the world together
-Jack will never try and calm Ashi down when she gets annoyed at other woman looking at her man
-They will never hold hands
-They will never kiss
-They will never get old enough to be grandparents while they tell their children about their adventures
-They will never die together while their children looks on their grave admiring their love for one another
-Jack and Ashi children will never exist therefore will not be named after her deceased sisters
-They will never train their children how to fight and defend themselves
-They will never have a honeymoon under the cherry blossoms
-They will never admire the beauty of the world without Aku
-They will never look at each everyday and be happy juut to be with each other despite everything that has happened
-Ashi will never experience a life without being abused from her childhood
-Jack will have to live the rest of his life knowing that Ashi will Forever remain a Memory

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>>92693029
DEEEEELLEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT

>>92692788
>>92692838
>>92692867
IT'S TOO CUTE IT'S DISGUSTING.plankton

>>92693029

Delete this. NOW.

>>92693029
You need to leave.

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2cuet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOP4fa0tLmo

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>>92692867
>>92692838
I feel like the Scotsghost would be the only person who could stand to be around them when they were like that.

>>92693643
Of course he would, remember how he went from furious at his girls being turned down to completely overjoyed that jack already has a girlfriend?

>>92693194
>a fucking LEAF

>>92693663
The Scotsman is a bigger Jashifag than any of us.

>>92693663
It's a dynamic I really wanted to see, honestly, if only for a few minutes. Those three together would be a fucking legend.

>>92693677
That was my immediate reaction to the samoorhais comment

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>>92691687
anon your picture is broken heres the fixed version

>>92693702
Me too. It would have been perfect if he had just left it at

>Whatchoo want LEAF

>>92693772
Undelete this.

>>92693772
fucking delete this you stupid fucker i will fucking kill you

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>>92693772
Fuck you anon

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I would fund a harem anime with Jack as the nervous beta protag

>>92693772
I warned you last time to yamete. Now you will pay the consequences

yamete is japanese for delet this

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Samurai. Yes, it is I, Aku. Yes. I am calling to tell you to stay away from my daughter.

>>92694235
Go back to your own thread Aku >>92682353

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>>92694269
YOU WILL NEVER BE RID OF ME...SON-IN-LAW

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>>92693772
GIVE IT BACK! THAT WAS OURS DAMMIT

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>>92694768
>THEY SWOOCED US LIKE A DAMN SECRET BITCH!

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>she never got to find out if it was EXTRA THICC after all

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>>92695127
Oh, and now I'm sad again.

>>92695127
Y-YAMETEEEEEEEE

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>>92695127

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Enough.

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Wouldnt it have been better if Ashi did die? I mean she was practically Aku himself with all hos powers. if they got married and had children, there'd be 1/2 aku babies to populate future generations

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>>92695127
Fuck this shit

>>92695427
Aku dying actually caused what little was left in Ashi to die, too. Anyway, as Jack said (and Ashi demonstrated), you aren't your parents.

Also any demon kids, assuming that bit remained, would be quarterlings.

>>92695427
She lost her powers when they killed Aku
>not wanting a dynasty of superpowered Japanese emperors to safeguard their nation for generations to come

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>>92695127

>>92695127
>that massive palace gets awfully cold at night, with only the sound of the patrolling guards for company

>>92695127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5oNM2SnjIM

>>92695495
Once Jack gets her back that is what happens. They take the throne as Emperor and Empress and any children they have they train to fight, hoping they won't have to but knowing they will be prepared should the day ever come.
Jack's sword hangs above their thrones as a reminder of their responsibility and their family continues its lineage with the knowledge they may one day be called to wield that magic sword.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euo98i4vuaU

>Ashi and Jack have kids
>they inherit Aku powers
>one of them becomes evil and starts the whole process all over again

>>92695106
you can't rebuild a palace/village, recover the emperor from malnourishment, plan a wedding, send out invitations, and wait for arrivals in less than a year, and that's being extremely generous.
Jack and Ashi turned that palace into fuck mountain I guarantee it.

>>92696146
>Once jack gets her back
H-how is that, anon?

>>92697078
Jack always finds a way no matter how he always finds a way.

>>92697055
Technically propriety demands they'd have to wait.

>>92697078
Same way he found a way back to the past with no time portals and a prophecy destroyed by a demon.

>>92697261
Propriety?
>>92697270
through ashi? ;_;

>>92697078
"It always seems bad at first, but then I find a way."
Hell, that's probably what he was in the middle of doing in that final scene: trying to find a way to reunite with her.

>>92693029
DELET

>>92697356
Through persistence and a little bit of luck.

She looked like a fucking monkey.

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>>92697624
That's just a caricature of eastern facial structure.

>>92693298
3cute.

My GOD that ending was good.

I had my doubts cuz a few filler trash in the middle there, but golly gee that shit moght have been perfect.

>>92693298
Gay.

The ending was perfect.

>>92697867
>>92697797
No it wasn't, it was confusing as hell.

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>>92697624

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I'm still mad
I will always be mad.
On my death bed I will be mad.
When the seas heat up and the world falls into global catastrophe I will still be fucking mad.
In the afterlife, when I get to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter and his angels will ask me "Are you still mad about Episode CI?" My answer will be yes.
When the race of man is no more and the ruins of man's cities have crumbled into dust, I will still be mad.
Ancient alien civilizations will find the smoldering, volcanic corpse of planet Earth and decode the secrets of the ancient "internet" and they will find this post and so my eternal anger will be brought forth into the far-flung reaches of outer space.
When the last tiny flash of heat in the universe dies and all descends into entropy, my hatred will remain.

I'm still so fucking mad I took the time to write this stupid fucking post and I'm not the slightest bit less mad. I fucking hate you Genndy.

>>92697867
>>92697797
The finale has been pretty polarizing to the fanbase, even outside of /co/

Does anyone have that edit of the ending scene where Jack hung himself?

I actually like that ending better. Makes more sense that he would kill himself for failing to protect the innocent.

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>>92698232
Better version

>>92698242
Do people even know what they mean when they say "bittersweet"? It definitely doesn't apply to the ending here. It was downright tragic and confusing as shit.

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post more Jashi pls

>>92698251
So was the Sopranos ending, which was also perfect.

Life isn't for you to know... nigger r u doge?

For the first time in her life, Ashi felt sheer, burning anticipation. Sure, she faced hordes of warriors before, she even defied Aku and matched him blow for blow but this... was different. It was not wholly unpleasant, after all, it was meant to be one of the most happy moments in any person's life, but to her it was a whole new world, beyond her wildest hopes and dreams. She definitely did not swallow any, but she did feel butterflies in her stomach, another first she enjoyed.

As she was being dressed in the white kimono by the many servants and looked on by the kindly Empress, Ashi found it hard to not smile. Tended to so carefully and with such love by so many people, she could practically jump with joy, had the clothes not restricted her, as she was clad in a layer after layer of dress. Her hair was done up and hidden under a wig as well, which added good amount to her height. No detail was spared, with flowers in the hair, make up on her face and silks that covered her from head to toe. Ashi definitely enjoyed spoiling her feminine side, hidden under soot and coal for most of her life.

As funny and strange as these customs were, Ashi took it all in, carefully absorbing each detail of life around her. When Jack brought her home for the first time, it was not much to look at, the land still reeling from Aku's blows. It was amazing to see them rebuild so quickly and with such passion that she rarely saw, except when she encountered Jack's many comrades and friends.
It was hard to recall the events of the battle and tell all of it to Jack's parents, the Emperor and Empress. The sacrifice of so many for their sake was painful, and Jack had as much difficulty in recalling things as she did, but they did it in the end. Even if time travel was beyond their understanding, the Emperor and Empress seemed to understand their sorrow. However, Ashi was wary that they might not be quite understanding if she revealed her origin to them.

>>92691001

Go fuck, you shit.

>>92698483
But the love and kindness kept coming. Even her parentage didn't phase them, and they slowly warmed up to her. As Ashi settled into the life among Jack's people, she was faced with many customs and rules, from strange foods and dress to ceremonies and protocol between people. She was even going to acquire a role among them, never imagining herself to be royalty one day when it became apparent that her and Jack's relationship was to be formalized. To be his wife, let alone a royal consort was a privilege, she was told, but it was something that Ashi did not feel was as important as her feelings for Jack, until she learned (quite quickly at that) what marriage meant. It didn't take any time for her to agree and the ceremony was organized.

As she took her first steps on the path to the shrine, followed by a small entourage and under a shade of an umbrella, Ashi witnessed large, cheering crowds that flanked both sides of a long aisle that led to the shrine. People from all over the world, who also looked after Jack as he grew up, she learned. Wherever she went, she encountered people who were touched by him and contributed to this moment. It was hard to not be humbled, even for her, but Ashi maintained her composure and strode down the aisle towards her destiny.

There he was, dressed in black, with the biggest smile she ever saw on him, and a priest standing by. She kept calling him by his future name and Jack didn't seem to mind at all, confusing a lot of people when she spoke of him. Hopefully she would get it "right" and call him by his birth name when it came to the ceremony itself, she thought. Ashi kept her pace and suppressed the urge to break out into a grin, but her heart beat a little faster with each step she took. This was beyond realm of possibility, the bliss after a lifetime of darkness, the only thing she could have done to deserve this was to save the world...

>>92698461
Life being the things in between the sentences.

Dark matter if you will.

>>92698511
She felt a strange pang shoot through her like a lightning bolt. Nothing changed and no one noticed a thing, but the instant she thought of Aku, it got worse. But he was gone, never to return. He left her body even, so why was she...
She felt her knees go weak, but steadied herself on her geta sandals. Again no one noticed a thing and Ashi was too well trained to give away any weakness, but Jack alone did see it, and the smile instantly disappeared. He was perhaps the best warrior to ever walk this world, but his heart was as easy to read as an open book when she saw panic in his eyes. She didn't know what it was, but she suspected...

>>92698488
Fucking is meaningless without love.
10 seconds of kissing the girl I was in love with at the time means infinitely more to me than the hours of sex with girls I didn't have strong feelings for.

>>92698542
You basic bitch.

Jack good human, Aku evil GOD whick Jack wanted to abolish any funking thing. Indirectly his daughters.

It works better when you don't think of them as people... this is some myth doge shite.

Borrowing heavy on the Greeks.

>>92698483
>>92698511
>>92698542
YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92698461
>>92698644
I think it's trying to communicate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubmcr5FmkRU&ab_channel=ChrisThePre913

>>92698644
It was pretty deep.

Dope af desu.

>>92698717
You have nothing.

You are a horrible people, but you are people... which is very rare.

>>92698271
Jack isn't a coward. Killing himself made sense when he lost his purr-pos but now that he's fixed everything, gone back to his family and is in line to become Emperor of Japan there's no way he'd kill himself. Plus it's not what Ashi would want.

>>92698280
This one literally made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it.

Haha get fucked you dumb waifufags. Praise Genndy!

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>>92698271
Nah. Jack was going to commit seppuku because he failed in his quest (or so he thought) and had failed to live up to the standards of bushido (or so he thought).

Jack in the past still has duties. To his father, to his kingdom. And I'm certain he knows Ashi wouldn't want him to kill himself. I'm not saying it's impossible that he might wander close to the edge again, especially considering how important she was to pulling him back before, but I don't think he'd go through with it.

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>>92693029

>>92699068
Love won the day.

The ability to love alone.

It's difficult

>>92697867
It was shit.

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>>92695127
>tfw Samurai Jack will die and eventually his soul will meet Ashi's one and they will be together forever because Destiny fucker

>>92699527
What ever makes you feel better anon

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>>92696018

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>>92698372
I'm already stoling it from Tumbrl/Another pages with less shit

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>>92699068
>cold winter day, depression setting in hard
>Jack tries to take his mind off of it but it presses down on him too hard
>he knows he'll never see her again
>walks out into the cold with nothing but his gi and sword
>mulls on how unfair and cruel the world has been to him
>kneels solemnly and unsheathes his sword, his decision made
>it's selfish, but living without the only woman he's ever loved is just too painful
>he raises his blade, hands trembling
>a sudden buzzing in his ear raises above the howling wind
>growing ever louder, he feels something tiny crawling on his face
>ladybugs, dozens of them
>it's the dead of night in the middle of winter, but still they flock to Jack
>he knows why
>slowly relinquishes his weapon
>he knows he'll see her again someday, just not right now

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And so these threads will continue to cause sadness and longing.
Ashi is all but a memory and even then we'll never know if Jack will forget her or not

>>92699527
She didn't die, Anon, she was straight up erased.

>>92699792
How was she erased if Jack remembers her?

>>92699784
These threads are what keeps her memory alive

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>>92699704
'You can't be with her yet, Samurai Jack. Not yet... Not yet.''

>>92699840
Bad writing for the sake of cheap feels.

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>>92691210
It keeps reaching post limit, what can one do

>>92699918
>>92699918

>>92699918
>"Waaaah my headcanon isn't true"

Fuck off.

>>92699948
The hell are you on about? I hated Ashi and am glad she's worse than dead, doesn't make the ending not shit.

>>92699948
People who don't even like ashi, hated the ending what are you on about?

>>92699784
After 50 years, Jack didn't forget a detail of his home. I don't think Jack is going to forget the woman who saved his life, his quest, and whom he loved.

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>>92699840
That goes far beyond our physical plane dude, they're two souls connected through time and space. The ladybug reference didn't tell you anything?
They will meet again, someday

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>>92699918

>>92691001
Ashi's Aku powers made her perfect for fetish fuel, and her being a nice person made fer waifu material
I wonder how would roleplaying with her go? Would she show glimpses of her past self or try to reject it at all costs, not being able to act as the dom?

>>92700081
2GOATS

4U

>>92700081
Not an argument.

>>92700122
Die a painful death.

>>92699897
This just brought me to tears, I have never been so utterly wrecked by an ending.

>>92700222
It wasn't sex.

You virgin.

Pathetic. Motherfucking goddamn pathetic. Every time I talk to you weebo shit.

>>92700055
Well, there are dozens of magical objects scattered around the world that he could use, the best one to come to mind is the Well of King Ozrik.
All Jack has to do is either ask the Gods to bring her back to him or wish her back with the Well.
For all we know the ladybug scene might even have happened immediately after Ashi disappears. He just leaves the ceremonial garbs behind and goes to be alone for a while, finding the ladybug and the hope he needs to carry on and realize he can bring her back.
This is the universe of Samurai Jack were there is magic and Gods and all the Deus Ex Machinas you can think of, so if you consider Ashi to be waiting in the afterlife she might as well be brought back in any number of ways.

#theendingwasshitbabe

>>92700305
It was the tender ying yang you cunt.

Maybe I am wrong... have sex at least one time in your life.

Hooker can be gentle & addicting.

>>92700330
>Well, there are dozens of magical objects scattered around the world that he could use, the best one to come to mind is the Well of King Ozrik.
>All Jack has to do is either ask the Gods to bring her back to him or wish her back with the Well.

You know, that's actually a good point. The well hasn't been corrupted yet, has it? And even if it had been, its Aku-ness should have died with the rest of him. I completely forgot that thing existed.

I suppose there's the wishing fairy, too, and also that jewel in the desert.

Jack's world has a lot of artifacts of really drastic power, come to think of it.

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>>92700151
>die a painful death

This sounds familiar.

WHY CAN't ROMAN REGINS CUT A PROMo
FOR SHIT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZRYQMLDW4

Nigger, I could of had Lou Ferrigno....

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>>92700222
Trips for feels

>>92700573
>>92700573
A meathead will never be king.

>>92700430
>all these artifacts of power that jack knows the locations of
I'm just getting madder and madder at genndy

>>92700992
I mean, he kinda doesn't. The future was millennia ahead of his time, we don't know how many, and Aku had DRASTICALLY changed the world.

>>92701467
The artifacts are still out there though.
All he needs to do is search and ask for the help of basically every culture in the world since they are all indebted to him.
Honestly, his new future could probably be like S1-4 were he searches the world of the right artifact/power/whatever to fulfill his quest for Ashi.

>>92701467
He could always summon ra? With the eye in Egypt. It's in his time too

I fucking called it, didn't I?

I even told you faggots to screencap my post.

>>92701780
The last time he summoned Ra, Ra only stuck around to fulfill a pact and did not deign to even speak to Jack.

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>>92697356
Western maybe, jack is a world traveler.

they totally pic related.

>>92691001
STOP REOPENING THE WOUND ANON!

Seriously, its was absolute bullshit to kill her off.

>>92700330
Anon you're forgetting one glaring important detail:

GODS IN GENERAL ARE NOT BENEVOLENT AND ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES.

>>92702353
If you are hurt just headcannon >>92700330 and believe that Jack eventually finds her. Its just one last adventure.

>>92691001
Did she really deserved to get McFlyed at the end?

>>92702497
Blah blah blah wedding reception blah blah blah first dance blah blah blah Stereo Love blah blah blah tender kiss followed by fade out

The only problem I have is that she just flips and forgives jack for slaughtering her sisters.

It's workable, but it's not genius writing.

>>92702541
With the amount of Deus-ex Machina this show has? No.

She was literally killed for "muh sadness"

>>92702582
KEK
>spend a whole season giving (at that point) literally who Ashi more screentime than Sam "Jack" Urai
>delete her in the final episode for no reason

>>92702575
Nah, she was happy that she would be the only one to be rewarded by Aku. Then she was happy cause she would be the one getting the FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR. The others were on her way.
They also didn't ladybug so she hated them even more so.

>>92702655
Still not wholly convinced.

>>92693029
(You)

>>92693643
>>92693686
>>92693696

>"I can't believe ya finally did it, laddie, you aku-slayin', daughter-wooin'

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>>92698232
God, she had the weirdest fucking face ever. It was fine when you looked directly at her but then when she turned her head it looked like a fucking rhino.

>>92702497
Also: THE GODS ARE ASSHOLES WHO DON'T CARE

>>92702779
HYMEN DESTROYIN

>>92702779
POWER OF LOVE INVOKIN

>>92702783
Forget the Gods, just focus on the MacGuffins.

>>92702760
She found him to be EXTRA THICC and thought it was her destiny to be with him.
She may also have had a complete disregard for the well being or continued existence of the others.

>>92702900
A little better, but not up to par with the rest of the show.

>>92702900
She wanted that Extra Thicc Samurai Dicc

>>92702950
>EXTRA THICC FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR DICC

FTFY

>>92702975
FIFTY YEARS OF SEMEN MADE A GLOPPING SOUND

>>92702900
You also forgot that the Gods are macguffins themselves

>>92702353
>stop reopening the wound
And let you forget about Ashi, thus erasing the one thing she can ever be? I don't think so bub

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>>92702782

>Ashi pinning Jack down and taking him force

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>>92703270

>>92703268
Great, here's to another 10 years of suffering. Thanks Genndy ya fuckin cockeyed Ruskie.

>>92702639
BRAVO GENNDY

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>>92702782
looks fine to me

I'm so glad shipperfags got eternally BTFO.

>>9270333
I literally don't see the problem people have here.

The snoot a cute.

If this was any other show you'd call Ashi at best a mediocre character.

>Jack sits in field enjoying the weather
>Hears Ashi approaching behind him
>"Oh, Ashi, I've been w-
>"I know you've been here, Samurai Scum!"
>Jack is surprised when she begins relentlessly attacking him
>Due to confusion and a refusal to strike back, she easily pins him
>"Ashi, what are you -
>She grabs his dick
>"...oh"

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>>92703409

>>92703409
full side profile is fucking disgusting

>>92703527
She was constantly called a Mary Sue. In a series full of Mary Sues

>>92703574

4chan really is just fuckng afraid of girls

>>92703574
She was called a Mary Sue because of her intrusiveness and over-importance in the story despite being a literally who introduced only in season 5 and because she didn't get beaten back during the army scene.

>>92703626
And there's this strawman again. Stop projecting. And stop ignoring the thousands of girls /co/ likes.

>>92703647

The ones with dicks?

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>>92703409
Seriously?

>>92703712
Perfect length for Jack's magical sword.

I don't see the problem here.

>>92703712
Ashi is best bae

>>92693772
NOT AGAIN

>season was shit
>unsatisfying ending
>they killed the scotsman
>suicide samurai was rushed
>inconsistency in the ending with jack's parents
>straight up ripped off GL
>forced romance
>bad writing
>but at long last, ashifags were BTFO

>>92703778
Remember there's an AU where Jack and Ashi are happily married and have kids

>>92703875
>inconsistency in the ending with jack's parents
explain

>>92703527
If I am expected to take Jack seriously as a character, then I should allow the same courtesy for her.

>>92703875
>"Hey, the house went up in flames and we are all dead, but at least THOSE GUYS are dead too!"
Okay.

>>92703914
They were old and gray when he got sent to the future, but when he comes back to the exact same time, they look way younger.

>>92703914
Not him but his mother was very old and gray haired by the time Jack returned to Japan to fight Aku.
In episode CI they added two wrinkles and lightened her dark hair a little

>>92703914
watch episode 1 of the original and look at jack's parents real careful
>>92703929
There came a point where I knew the season was going to be shit, so at least not even plebs were happy

>>92703918
Why?

>>92703628
That's not what a Mary Sue is though

>>92704013
I know. It harkens to the concept though, which is why people started calling her that.

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>>92691001
Here's food for thought.

What if Jack knew everything that would happen in Season 5 at the start of the season?

What would he do?

>>92704137
Take advantage of Aku not knowing he's there and go straight to a time portal

>>92691001
LADYBUGS SIGNIFY THAT YOU WILL FIND YOUR TRUE LOVE ACCORDING TO CHINESE LORE

THE MESSAGE WAS THAT HE WILL DEFINITELY SEE HER AGAIN IN THE NEXT LIFE

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO DO A PINCH OF RESEARCH DOESN'T MEAN EVERYBODY IS AS WELL

>>92704000
Jack is a bland stoic character for 4 seasons, with one goal that he never makes progress on, he never has any kind of character development, and his only presence in some episodes is to just show up and murder the "villain protagonist" with zero effort after 20 minutes of developing the villain.
Not that I'm saying this was a detriment to the show, because it was counterbalanced by having a new interesting foe every week to focus on.
Then from the very second Ashi appears, he starts having actual character development. All the while she has been having an evolving character literally from her first appearance on screen to her last.
Whether you find these developments entertaining is purely subjective(I like them), but there is no denial that it's there.


Actually no wait all the development was undone because she never existed. disregard the previous paragraphs, I can suck a cock

>>92704165
>believing the Gods would show compassion and bring Ashi back
You poor delusional fool. The Gods don't give a fuck and never have.

>>92704229
Technically, all 4 seasons were undone too.

>>92704165
>your entire life is suffering and torture until you meet the love of your life
>you have suffered for over 50 years and are on the verge of suicide until the love of your life saves you
>all that disappears in an instant because writer a shit
Ayyyy lmao, afterlife fixes everything brah

>>92704165
If anything that means Jack is eventually going to find a prettier, non-shit, not monkey-face lady that doesn't have bullshit powers out of her ass.

Lucky guy.

>>92704253
Does what I said contradict that?

>>92704229
>Jack is a bland stoic character for 4 seasons
That's because the show for its first four seasons wasn't actually about the story, it was about the action and animation and all that good shit. Season 5 is where the story is the forefront for the first time. Season 5 is a different ballpark.

>>92704233
This.
If The gods allowed Aku to fuck up earth for thousands of years what makes you think they care about some girl that vanished?

>>92704165
can't have a next life if your first life never happened

>>92704302
Ashi was actually what Jack needed to bring back happiness and pull him out of suicide. Without her, his quest would've ended in seppuku.

>>92704280
>The one person who has ever truly understood your plight is someone for whom you are the only one who truly understands them.
>She's pretty, sweet and just an all around good gal
>she loves you more than anything else in her existence
>you feel the same
>she literally is the reason why you decided life was worth living again
You don't just "find somebody else" after you feel that.

>>92704300
Your point? That doesn't change the fact that Ashi and character growth walked hand in hand this entire season.

>>92704280
So the girl from his childhood.

>>92704387
Its akin to losing someone you've been married to for a long time. I know that feeling...

>>92704443
>>92704387
They were together for a month at best.

>>92704418
>the character developed
YOUR point?

>>92704418
Character growth was the ONLY hand she held this season fampai

>>92704465
Several to be precise if you account travel time on foot

>>92704443
I'm really sorry to hear that anon. I wish I could say something comforting, but I'm a 20 year old living with my parents, I really have no concept of the kind of feeling it must be, or how to make it feel better.

>>92704387
We don't even see half the shit just posted, you just assumed it because you are a faggot shipper, I will tell you what exactly happened
>Assassination attempt
>insults and some suicide-homicide attempts
>understanding
>Jacks shows why Aku is evil
>Ashi saves Jack from suicide because Genndy is a shitty character
>"I like your hair and dress"
>"I will sit here, go punch that army"
>ok
>cringy highschool tier flirting with a pair of adults
>a single kiss
>they stare at each other a couple of times in the desert
>a meal with some real talk about the past
>Ashi becomes demon
>Jack suddenly loves her
>she takes him to the past
>she dies

It was shit, they barely knew each other

>>92704469
She's a likeable character with alot of interesting development. And she had a wonderful dynamic with the main hero. I was mainly responding to >>92703527with my point being I wouldn't consider her a mediocre character if it was any other show.

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>>92691001
She wanted to protect his smile anon.
At any cost.

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Goodbye best daughter
You were a lot cuter than human Ashi

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>>92691687
>>92693772
>>92704608
Why does this song fit so perfect for both of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mh1GsdJfSg

>>92704608
She was truly the perfect waifu

>>92704702
Because you're projecting.

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>>92704742
I'm not trying to start anything right now, but I was looking through my Samurai Jack folder and I felt required to post this in response to you.

>>92704359
Not saying you're wrong, but the gods don't give a shit.

>>92704811
Now you're repeating me.

>>92704792
Pretty freakin' accurate though.
Touche.

>>92704811
All gods are assholes but the Christian God is the biggest asshole. He takes away what you hold dear and expects you to return? No. Hell, Satan isn't this much of a dick

>>92704702
I miss the left.

Why couldn't the left stay.

>>92704930
I miss the bottom.

why couldn't the bottom stay.

>>92704965
Because this series had to end.

>>92705046
It didn't need to be Gurren Lagann redux

>>92704811
At least its consistent with accounts of those Gods from real historic civilization

They canonically rarely ever gave a fuck about Mortal affairs

>>92705097
At least Satan doesn't chastise you for having fun.

>>92705097
Life is just a trial, why should the Gods give a fuck what goes on in it?

>>92705046
Thats the real issue, if she hadn't died, I would be fine with fanfics and shit of their cute adventures that would be basically canon.
But now that she got killed off and is beloved by a lot of fans, Someone is going to do a spinoff about her, and a show about an emotionally healthy relationship would be boring. So someone is going to write them breaking up after she comes back.

>>92705179
Because SOME form of a "Good Job Hero" award should be expected

>>92705255
>a show about an emotionally healthy relationship would be boring
Fuck off tumblr

>>92705179
Well, their shit had spilled onto the Earth and, even though they had the power to materialize in said Earth, they decided to give a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR a fucking MAGIC SWORD so he could deal with their screw up while they do absolutely nothing.
If anything, they should at least thank him for saving the universe.

>>92705179
Because Jack's girlfriend didn't get hit by a car or something, she was erased as a side effect to Jack literally changing thousands of years worth of history for an incomprehensible amount of people. It wasn't just some trial, so it deserved more of a response.

>>92705077
Blame Genndy being salty about Titan getting cancelled.

>>92705301
I didn't say I would find it boring, but that's why sitcoms have the "will they or won't they" with main characters.

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Did Ashi ruin season 5?

>>92705352
Well then I hope he doesn't blame me for not investing time into supporting his next work after getting emotionally manipulated at the end of this one.

>>92705352
>lose sym-biotic to US government
>trying to satisfy rabid fans to finally finish samurai jack
>lost popeye for fucking emoji movie
Being Genndy is suffering

>>92705386
So Everyone Loves Raymond was boring for you?

>>92705386
You can have an emotionally healthy relationship and not be boring.

Everyone loved Chandler and Monica's relationship but the writers thought everyone couldn't get enough of Ross and Rachel's shit.

>>92692786
>red/green/black color scheme because she's still not redeemed.

nice touch.

>>92705426
I didn't watch it. And again, key phrase here
>I didn't say I would find it boring
>I didn't say I would find it boring
and one more time for good measure
>I didn't say I would find it boring
I love Ashi and Jack and I wanted them to be together and happy, it would really hurt to see someone bring her back to life just to have them separate for another reason

>>92705422
Don't get me wrong anon, I'm mad about the ending, but it's clear that the crew were probably bitter about Titan with all of the references to it.

Ashi having Ilana's hairstyle and her voice is not fucking coincidence, Genndy can deny it all he wants.

>>92705506
I don't disagree. And I'm going to be bitter about this for too long.

>>92705179
>>92705308
Honestly, now that I think about it, the Gods did more for Jack's father than they did to him. They deemed it necessary to intervene and save Jack's father so that he could face Aku after the idiot released him from his prison but didn't save Ashi for actually overcoming the darkness of Aku or as a reward for Jack.
Thats just being a fucking asshole who won't do shit unless it is convenient to him.

>>92705425
That Popeye robot in Episode 6 shows he's still hurt.

>>92705534
Emperor was trying to get rid of the plague around the land, how the hell was he supposed to know it was a prison?

The Gods just gave him the tools to clean up the mess they started.

>>92699527
Did they establish why Jack wasn't aging over the 50 years he was in the future?

Maybe he's immortal now and will never be reunited with her...

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>>92691001
I'm not even sad or angry anymore

just numb

>>92705603
It was going through the portal Aku sent him in that did it.

Maybe Aku pulling him out of the last portal made it worse.

It was undone when he went back most likely.

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>>92705426
>Everybody Loves Raymond
>emotionally healthy relationship

>>92705665
Name one time Ray was threatened with a divorce.

Go on, I'll wait

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRWTiegyIXQ

>>92704702
Try this on for size. The lyrics and feeling of wandering are perfect.

https://youtu.be/oop2g5p1lIs

>>92705709

Name one time Ray and Debra could stand being in the same room with each other for an entire episode without being at each others' throats. They couldn't even play a round of golf together without seethingly hating each others' presence by hole 9. They'd probably separate as soon as all three kids were in college.

>watch Ashi disappear in the finale
>feel absolutely nothing, just shit load of confusion
>days go by
>start feeling sad every time I think about it
>today
>nearly tearing up watching montages of jack and ashi now

what the fuck sorcery did you do genndy

>>92705738
I don't care how pretty it is, that music has a pavlovian effect on me that induces anger

>>92705738

To the heat death of the universe this music will never not make me angry.

>>92705812
>>92705831
It's unsettling as fuck. This coming from someone who loves the idea of the endings message but despises its execution.

>>92705810
I was in tears the moment she vanished. At least with Gurren Lagann we knew it was coming!

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>>92705738
I usually love this kind of music, but all I can hear is

"FUCK YOU , HERE'S YOUR ENDING AND YOU WILL LIKE IT"

>>92705941
We knew it was coming and it wasn't forced anon.

>>92705993
It felt forced. Like reluctantly agreeing to getting pegged on Women's Day in exchange for kinky b-day sex.

>>92705993
>"I'm okay, i felt him leave me"
>timeskip
no "we" didn't know it was coming.

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>tfw all I do is read and study screenplays all day for school/ work, sorting through slushpiles of admissions and finding stuff that's not generic so my producer boss can find something good to work with

As soon as she began getting ready for the wedding I knew it was too good to be true and just yelled FUCK. When it happened, I yelled FUCK again. Not so much from the character dissapearing even though I did like Ashi, but because of how it was written.

This honestly looks like something my production company would receive from an amateur scriptwriter. From a technical standpoint, it's absolutely disgusting.

Non-media industry people will never know these feels. Fucking hell.

>>92704702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEzuBgeiSnk

I like this one better

>>92706043
>>92706044
I meant Gurren Lagann.

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>>92706093
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92706109
My B mate.
>>92706093
>a song that gave me unbelievable joy 3 weeks ago now just makes me sad

>>92706131

>Didn't end with their spirits slowdancing in the heavens while this played

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>>92706093
Episode 8 was useless filler and this song was completely out of place for Samurai Jack.

Not that it matters. Everything after the first few episodes was garbage.

>>92706109
I was talking about SJ

>>92706190

>Completely out of place

Which is why it was fucking funny

>>92706166
Fuck, I would have killed to see them slowdance.

>>92705941

It was made worse because of that fake-out minutes earlier. Aku explodes, Ashi collapses, you think "oh shit here it comes, she's dead now because paradox" only for her to be completely fine. So you think it's going to be a happy fairy tale ending after all until she collapses a second time for no reason, this time for real.

Genndy's an asshole. It's obvious he did that intentionally.

>>92706259
This. I will never understand why Genndy didn't just have her fade then and there. To make the audience think she's going to be okay. And then to have it actually happen, potentially years later, is delibrately dickish and unnecesary.

I want everyone to take a moment to consider how they would have felt if Genndy had had his way years ago and made the finale into a movie while you are teens/young adults.
At least now it doesn't sting so much.
Not like it did for my little cousin who cried himself to sleep and blames me for showing him SJ and for heartbreak he feels now.

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it hurts lads

I don't care anymore about anything

it all just fucking hurts

>>92706208
I didn't want a "so fucking bad, it's hilarious" vibe from Samurai Jack, though. What a waste.

>>92706225

>She undoes his topknot to run her fingers through his hair

The season literally turned to shit once Ashi turned into fucking Tinkerbell.

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>>92706332

>>92706352
No, goddammit, it's too much.
;_;

>>92706316
The ending would've been completely different.

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F*CKING BRING HER BACK GENNDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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th-there's still a chance that we'll get the alternate ending on Saturday's SJ marathon, right?

r-right?

>>92706384
Who drew this?

>>92706308
Normally I'm not a sore loser but this is Patriots Super Bowl tier bullshit! I'm legit pissed!

>>92706446
There's no alternate ending, there's nothing to fight for.

Hope is lost.

>>92706417
Genndy himself said that he came up with the ending long ago

>>92706446

No. Time for you to move past bargaining and into depression.

>>92706316
...are you not a young adult or teen, anon? What are you, like 36 or something?

>>92706316
>after episode 6
>talking to my sister who is 4 years older about how she would like the show
>at first she's not havin it
>describe the dynamic between Jack and Ashi
>she actually gets really interested
>suddenly an alarm bell rings in her head
>"this is sounding like they are gonna kill that girl for no other reason but drama"
>"pfft there is no way thats going to happen"
>"tell you what, I won't get into the show yet, but you continue enjoying it, and if she doesn't get killed off, I'll give the show a shot."
Fuck you Genndy, you destroyed a potential thing for my sis and I to enjoy together.

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>>92706476

>>92706384
>Jack didn't even interact with Scotsman's daughters
>He didn't get to show Ashi to all his future friends after killing Aku
>They didn't throw him the best wedding ever to make up for the fact that he will never return to his timeline

>>92706484
He also said it was a great ending.
Not everything he says can be trusted

>>92706507
STEREO FUCKING LOVE

>>92706532
Even after 6 weeks of this, I still don't get it.

I unironically would have preferred Jack and Ashi to stay in the future and kill future Aku and rebuild the world than the back-to-the-past ending we got

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKY2G58c3M

>>92706502
I'm sorry anon.

>>92706558
Because that's a much better, more fitting and more mature theme for the show to develop than "lol go back in time to fix all your mistakes"

>>92706553
>At Jack and Ashi's reception everyone Jack has helped is there. The Scotsman is crying tears of joy as his brother in arms has finally found happiness with his bonnie lass. Olivia is the wedding DJ and all the ravers having a great time. Jack and Ashi take to the dance floor and a spotlight shines on them as they prepare to take their first dance as husband and wife. Olivia decides to play something special for the newlyweds. The song Stereo Love begins to come through the speakers as Jack and Ashi share the first dance not even breaking eye contact. As the song ends, Ashi looks deep into his eyes and admits her love for her beloved husband and whispers in his ear "Thank You, for never giving up". The series ends with the two newlyweds sharing a tender yet loving kiss and a tribute to Mako.

How is this hard to get?

>>92706528
Oh, it was a great ending.
For him.

>>92706558
Of course you did, it's what the season was clearly building up to until halfway through episode 9

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>>92706503

>>92706403

>Jack always blushing because she kisses his neck around other people

>>92706585
How is it Jack's mistake if Aku made a time portal in an unexpected way?

Hell, how would he have known he could do that?

And the fact that there ARE ways to go back in time means this is moot.

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>>92706601

>>92706587

>Rave DJ at a Samurai's wedding

Fuck you, I actually want an alternate ending now.

>>92706629
There was literally no way for him to go back until the last ten minutes of the show.

>>92706580
It's okay, she may not have watched it with me, but she liked talking with me about it because I was so happy about it. She even told me she hopes Ashi and Jack are okay "despite those who wish her harm" after I was freaked out post episode 9.
I would have liked to add a new show to the list of ones we enjoy together though

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>>92706638
Same, and then everyone does the S sign at the end to show respect

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>>92706403
>>92706617
>>92706225
Close enough.

>>92706638
I'll petition to personally produce that ending with Genndy as animator

>Create fun waifu
>Have her do fun things throughout season
>Fade her out of existence

Why would Genndy do this?

>>92706669

I actually remembered old onion hair this morning

>>92706647
I'm talking before Season 5.

If there was no actual way to go back from the start that theme could've been developed easier.

>>92706669
>yfw they fucked in that motel

>>92706668
Genndy: "I tried to do the samurai jack "bittersweet ending" but I can't into MSpaint"

>>92706716
Apparently Lance and Ilana were always supposed to be platonic.

>>92706681
Because he's a hack who couldn't do much besides rip-off an ending from an anime?

>>92706092
Any more stories scriptbro?

>>92706751
He's always been a weeb anon.

For all we know Titan could've ended the same since that was an actual mech show, like having Octus die while marrying Kimmy or something.

>>92706749
Then why did we see Ilana in nothing but a towel laying in a single bed with Lance in a sleazy motel?