Why does /co/ hate Bendisspeak?

I liked Ultimate Spider-Man...

Bendisspeak?

>>92690966
Bendisspeak? Hated?

/co/ hates Bendisspeak?

>>92691481
Bendisspeak? By Bendis? The Bendis?

Bendis.

/co/? Like, the forum on the hacker website? That /co/?

>>92690966
Like Claremont's incessant use of boldface and verbal diarrhea, after a while all you can see is the Bendis Speak.

>>92692377
That /co/.

>>92690966
the fuck is bendisspeak

>>92695282
The very same /co/ that gets upset over comics and cartoons and super hero movies?

>>92693143
This, it's like the opposite of Claremont in that sense. Yes, people in real life DO talk like Bendis-speak sometimes. Not all the time, surely, but pay attention and you'll notice you and your friends rephrase something already said as a question, or whatever.

But it's not at all required in literature and it's annoying as fuck when overused like Bendis always does.

>>92695350
Constantly repeating shit instead of moving the conversation along in an attempt to ape Seinfeld or Sorkin

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>>92695350
"the fuck is bendisspeak"? You mean to say you don't know bendisspeak? The style of dialogue routinely utilised by Brian Michael Bendis (ie Bendisspeak) is unknown to you?

>>92695376
None other.

>>92690966
Bendisspeak?

>>92690966
What kind of speak? Bendisspeak? Made infamous by the awesome, sexy, and totally-not-me Brian Michael Bendis?

>>92695420
I think he's saying he doesn't know what Bendisspeak is.

>Checks Skrull detector

>>92695410
Constantly repeating shit?

>>92695521
Yes, like, repeating yourself