ITT-we cavepost

>>92683514
I did a report on the female form in an art history class. The ancient stone age tribes knew what the fuck was up. Wide child bearing hips, and enough to survive a long winter.

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>be me
>Vandal show me new cave painting
>berrypicker as fuck
>me face.rockpeg
>leave and go tell bone shaman me have bone for her to ceremony

>>92684103
Why do vandall no age

UNGA BUNGA LCS

>>92683514
F E R T I L E

>be me
>friend show me new cave painting
>Ugga Everything
>all sex hole are rock
>rocks come from sky
>what fuck.cavepainting
>rock sex hole mate with other rock sex hole
>what fuck me look at?
>Ugga big fucking berrypicker
>face wet when bad thing happen

Why tribes like this cave painting? Why Ugga no just be hunter provider? Just face wet and sound-make all painting.

BC > Marble

>>92683592
Than you know the theory that its a stoneage selfy.
The body proportions fits the body observations of oneself.

>>92683514

Just because this looks like the average female /co/ poster, it doesn't make this /co/.

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>>92683514
>>92683592

>>92686302

>When Grugg have anger so bad he make pictogram of argument so in depth he forget to groom and eat because he just THAT mad

Grugg be sad man

>>92684148

Don't worry about it Anonga, Vandal good friend to tribe, bring us many strong sticks to stab with

>>92686302

Munga, why you not use time for hunting instead of spread lies?

>>92686443

Collectible woman-of-cats! Give you two pebbles and Dodo bone for.

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>>92686424

>>92683514
Me like.

Blog?

>>92686443
BIG

>>92684103
>carve only side of head
need more groomis

Have any seen DragMan new cave painting? He put too many bone through nose and tiny female, as always

>>92686582
>Dragman

inb4 someone post cave painting of Winnerslow

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>Grogfield in charge of anatomy

>tfw favourite best cave painting hero get painted brown instead tan

TRAGG SICK OF AGENDA IN TRAGG'S CAVE PAINTING! TRAGG SMASH LEFT-LEANING CAVEMEN!

>>92686233
Ok. Look down. Straight down at your fucking chest. Did you magically gain 90 lbs? No, probably not. Now bend to look at your own ass. I know you can do it anon, do it. Did you suddenly expand at the hips? I'm not saying fatasses have never existed. But you can figure out your proportions pretty easily. Hell if you somehow can't just look at another human or two. To say ALL of these large fertility statues are self images is moronic.

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>>92686945
Snog no argue with plebble

>>92686945

Unga, you-munga talk funny.

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All grugg who go to CaveArts draw same. Bear small ears.

>>92683592
>>92683514
Current theory is that those are actually tribal elders. You're whacking off to a 50 year old.

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>>92687124

>>92686705
oong boonga this blue board mungo-head, me at work what if man with biggest club see this

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Shaman X say One-Eye lead now

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>fat statue from 30'000 years ago probably related to harvests
>therefore modern humans should be attracted hamplanets!
By the same logic, Egyptians were furries which makes it OK to fuck Pikachu

>>92687271
how is that wrong

>>92686945
Try doing it while pregnant.

>>92686443
>being furry
ugga

>>92687171
fellow hunters I just become promoted

>>92686443
AWAKEN ME UNGA

>>92683514
>be me
>"Oonganon let us watch rock paint about Ogg the Great from the Bull Horn Tribe"
>not much into clubshit but give it a try
>Ogg's skin painted red
>when two moons ago everyone went apeshit when Chieftain Boonga of the Brown Feet's skin was painted white
How be this allowed?

Me want to hunt bird (dinosaur).

>>92687850
berrypicker

>>92687850
feather better than slime scale

>>92686302

You mean man lie when marking on cave?

Why would man lie on cave markings?

>>92683514
This am blue cave.

Me rockmember old Cavetoon Netrock.

>>92688329
me think new netrock go in better direction

>>92686487
>no have slopped forehead
>knuckles no drag on ground
What ugly kind of human you be?

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I bet in 2000 years people still worship glorious frog god

He give me double etchings on my tablet when I asked if a woman of shapely appearance bear my children

>>92688957
>t. Cro-magnon
The Neanderthal worship the big ball in sky. I know it real because me see every day. Prove me your "frog god" exist

>me wait

>>92689130
Me show

Check these mark on rock they are same

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>3000 a.C.
>not praising cat goddess
Explain

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The ancient Iberians made best waifus.

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>>92689159

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There was strange man with big nose asking for trade, i only have shinny rock and he has bird we hungry so we accept.

>>92689288
They have cave with shiny rock by my sex tree

They always am cold hands and rub them together

Sex tree is my wife and she is pure

>>92689130

>big ball in sky

Small ball when dark be real master, big ball go away when small ball want to show up and then only come back later when it go sleep, make animal not see you when do hunt. Worship right one big ball lover!

>>92687961
>He stick bundler

Me see what did there.

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>>92687271
You say that like it's false.

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>still being a cavefag
>still just hunting and gathering
>STILL only shitposting with literal shit in a cave and not on superior walls

Truly, you are all plebeians. I would wager you barbarians couldn't make bread.

>>92683514
THAT NOT REAL FERTILE

>>92686302
Imagine how much of berrypicker you have to be to make this cavedrawing

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>year 8125 of the Sun
>not watching Beavitzliputzli and Buttlalok

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Where the fuck am I?

>>92683514
THUGG

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>>92690109
I like but like Chief of the mound better.
>>92690132
Me land.

>>92690248
What does the dark tribes have to do with...oh nevermind.

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cow skin hut two stones down

>>92683514
Marble >>> B.C.

>>92690352
B.C. no have fire dances like Marble. B.C. fans just jealous of Marble best.

>>92689566
>worship big ball sister that never catch him
Crugg detected

>>92690627
>never catch him
You shelter under rock? Not hear stories of day darkness? Sister ball almost killed big ball, but was berrypicker so ran away. I never forget that day, me thought days of good hunting were ending without big ball.

>>92690407
Marble CONSTANTLY paint Neanderthal in hunts Neanderthal couldn't possibly be in.

>still cave painting
Animal hide paints is where it be.

>>92691023
Hide paintings just for show, no take skill to make. Cave painting last all time

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>>92690352
>>92690407
>>92690997
me see young ones back from long spring hunt already. me no need see tribe war posts all day. gb2/firedance/.

Me like cave painting of fatboy amd his rock wives

Didn't R. Crumb write a whole comic that was basically this entire thread

>>92686753
Underrated

>>92691916
that painting dumb, fatboy cry too much and dress like woman, me no like

Me like rub me front tail and look at small horse

It no gay if Trugg like female with front tail, right?

>>92693503
THAT NO GOOD! YOU SAME GROUP AS NEANDERTHAL WHO WATCH HAPPY DINOSAUR THAT NO EAT YOUNGLINGS!

>>92693503
Go back to small horse cave where they paint small horse on wall all day in berrypicker colors, make Bunga sick

Horse not color of sky, horse color of dirt

>>92693563
You am berrypicker if you like front tail end of story

>>92693503
Good thing horse is stinct in new land or me be atlatled.

>>92693563
carry meat and find sabertooth cave

>>92692733
I like when fatboy dress like girl, he cute. Me want to bone either fat purple girl or small triangle woman

>>92694569
quiet blue stick woman best

Little gray man with big head keep laughing at me. Club and rock not work. Keeps laughing.

Me hate frog. Frog say dumbest things

>>92694847
That racoon dumbdumb,he ams tricky spirit.

NOS DUO CARUS AMICORUM AETERNUM, HIE ERANT. VIS NOSSE NOMINIS, GAIUS ET AULUS.

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>>92683514

>me am at corner of street am living
>neighbor are making baby outside cave
>me am happy to watch
>make use of my handwife
>woman who is sex show face
>it my wife
>my face are sad when finding this
>my wife are sad face when finding too?????
>my bread snakes fall from cloth pouch onto floor

My face are still sad and wife is gone and shiny rocks not where I put them

What i should became?????????

>>92694569
>>92694622
both am dummies, strong rock woman best, she likely hunt good and will have good babies

>>92695705
Kill neighbor and take daughter as new wife

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>>92683514
>he prefers 2D "thicc" over 4D lolis
I'm guessing OPunga was dropped on his head, why else would he be such a dumb dumb

>>92695705
am hero

>>92695994
That last panel is literally disturbing

>>92696034
Neighbor daughter was wife

Am now looking for more neighbor who also daughter

>>92683514
fat and german

Ugga looked at cave painting of fat trog being a woman. No enjoyment in it Rockbeca Stalagimite is no good

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>>92686556

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Me want to bone woman made from new bronze age metals

>>92696184
Grag pls huntmates know she was TROGGED

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>>92683514
Gomenasai, my name Grug-Sama.

Me 27 year old Rössen Otaku (Jomon pottery fan for you gaijins). Me paint nihon cave painting on stone tablet, spend day perfecting art and play better Nihon game.

Me train with Klubtana, this best weapon can smash clean through rock because it folded over thousand time, superior to all club on earth. Me get club rights two year ago, and me have been getting better every day.

I speak land of rising sun words good, both Jomon and Yayoi dialect, me paint words good as well. I know everything about history of land of rising sun and their honourable warrior code, which I follow to full

When me build boat, me go to land of rising sun to attend a prestigious teaching village to learn more about nihon culture. me hope to become maker of moving cave painting

Me own many cloth sack, which me wear around village. me want to get used to wearing them before grug move, so me fit in. Me bow to tribe elders and seniors and speak nihon as often as me can, but nobody understand

Wish Grug luck in land of rising sun!

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>>92696736
me sides

>>92683514
why steven jujuverse always um crying?
is weak for one of warrior descent, much shame on hairy mother

what a bad cave painting

>>92696736
Nihon fly pterodactyl into floating wood

Me not trust

I doth be a time traveler hailing from the distant era of one thousand after the conception of our Lord and Savior.

Asketh me what ye will.

>>92697145
What man from time beyond eat?

>>92697145
You am stickbundler

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>>92687096

EXTRA THUGG!

Is it okay if show cave drawing of my pointy stick? Will woof woof be safe?

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>

>>92686753
>>92687096
kek

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>be me
>go on hunt with tribe, get good kill
>before we take meat from beast, strange twig person waddles up to tribesmembers and me
>it /pol/-magnon man
>stick man begin telling us about how homosapien and neanderthal take over hunting grounds now, how use to be cro-magnon man ground
>stick man get angry, call us homos and forehead-bigs
>show us drawing of tribe leader of stone
>it a fucking orangutan
>me and tribesmen laugh, point at stick man with apposable thumbs and tell him to go back to cave
>stick gets angry, spit on kill and waddles away

Why we let these guys roam in our savannah, again?

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I like Gurgfield

He not like working. I can relate.

>>92690109
I just realized what that one shot from Xavier: Renegade Angel was based off of.

>>92698054
Now where am me feel-good-grass fire-holder be?

>>92698052
Me like Kronald Kruggh. He make funny picture on www.grunter.rock.

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>>92686556

SEND TRIBE FROM OTHER SIDE OF RIVER BACK TO OTHER SIDE OF RIVER, NO LISTEN TO TRIBE TRAITORS

MAKE RIVER VALLEY GREAT AGAIN

>>92699623
Stupid frog say stupid things again

Tribe! Tribe! Me have crazy good head pictures! What if we string ALL fishing line in to each other and pull to talk about cave paint in secret words? Me call spiderplan.

>>92699623
CROMAGA

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<--- Please look at Thog painting of sexy girl

>>92699713
That dumb! Only those born of large round year want that! What happen to speaking to tribe in same cave?

>>92699896
HA HA HA, Grog's sides move great distance like mammoth herd!

>>92699982
Duh! Because sun HATE shrog so me don't leave cave!

>>92700046
It not take Blind Elder Seer Woman to see why shrog no get mate.

>>92700280
>fleshypeepee
Never ever,always paintwife.

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>>92683514
me use for long time

very good for wife

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>>92700735
>>92701472
Strugglewife better then rockwife or paintwife. Me pay many shiny stone to get but me very happy. Have to paint picture sometime when strugglewife give too much kicking and hurt to love, but me love her anyway.

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UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP NO CARRY GOOD STONES FOR ROCKSTATION 4

ONLY STONEWATCH AND STONEBORNE

>>92683514
Mods, some fuckwad is drunk posting. Nuke this thread, please.

>>92703247
Berrypicker think he tell firegod what do

>>92683514
Ruling consensus says she was a Goddess used by the women to bring fertility and a plentiful bounty. "Muh masturbation" is an outdated as hell way to look at it.

Me think SuperMagnon cave painting better than BatMagnon

>>92704102
Well of course. Supamagnon is best friends with sun but batmagnon is night monster.

Why cave paintings not as good as before, no good paintings in long time

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>>92704681

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>>92683514
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF BATBAT?

I like batbat moose ick, it goes dooodooododooooo doooodooododo

>Enter cave
>Chief is look at cave paintings, no see me
>Me ask if he know where thing are
>He hear me grunt, he see me
>Chief see me am berry picker
>He jump from cave painting and pull vine to hit spark rocks, fire gets bigger and he start howling
>Grunts: 'BERRRRRY PICKERRRRR'
>Every hunter in cave go run at me
>Hunters push me to dirt
>All hunters take turns mating me
>Hunters grunt that me a 'no real cave painting looker' and other grunts
>The sun move far across sky before hunters tired and let me go
>Me gather broken loincloth and walk slow out of cave, and chief grunts at me: "UGH OOG, AND BITCH ROCK IS MAMMOTH DUNG!"

>>92707390
Chief right desu

Sacrifice yourself to volcano god

>>92690132
Grog have strong urge to shoot green man with gun for punishment, even though Grog no know what gun is.

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>make new cave painting
>everyone love
>paint in woman
>everyone hate
>tell Guhndy he hack
am no hack, me just want tell story

>>92696073
tiny oaf touching front tail disturbs you

new small ones very weak