In order to be a great MC, you must ____________

>>92680966
Not destroy the entire universe.

>>92680966
Is Mabel there as a student, or a test subject?

>>92680966
>here's a little lesson in trickery
>this is going down in history
>if you want to be cartoon network's #1
>an entire series you must retcon

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>>92680966
>In order to be a great MC, you must ____________
REMEMBER YOUR PURPOSE

>>92680966
>Now Mabel, I have heard that you once almost killed everybody on Earth. For next time, you'll need to learn to remove "almost" from that

>kill every single one of your enemies, don't half-ass the job and decide to let one live for some reason and definitely don't fall in love with that individual. Don't think with your dick, kids.

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>>92680966
>erase all of your most dedicated companions and billions of innocent people without a second thought for the sake of billions of hypothetical people who you figure will probably be happier in their hypothetical future

>>92680966
Kill bitches when they need killing

>>92680966
KNOW HOW TO TWIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awo4HOu1-Ms

>Now class, for our first lesson on how to battle evil, I have prepared a test subject for you to practice on. She is to your right, and despite her appearance I implore you that she is not to be shown mercy.

>>92681312
Why are fruit snack commercials so weird?

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>>92681054

>>92680966
Have a love interest.

>>92680966
The hell is Jake doing there? He's an adult.

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>>92680966
>Go back and undo the damage Gem home world has done
>There's finally peace in the world but at the cost of Rose quartz never existing
>Hang out with Bonnie get icecream
>Fall down
>Bonnie asks whats wrong
>"I , WAS A CRYSTAL GEM I WENT A SAVED THE DAY AN-"
>Burst into Treats


Thanks Jack at least earth will be safe

>>92681793

Teaching the class, retard

>>92681853

>Jake
Ah fuck I'm the retard. Sorry >>92681793

>>92681750
And lose her at the end

>>92681868

Worked for Cloud

>>92680966
>Facing evil 101
>Jack facing at Mabel

>>92681821
*Bonnie asks whats wrong
>Without Rose Quartz, I can't exist
>Poof

>>92681931
Would the sword work on her?

>>92681821
You mean Connie?

>>92680966

1. To face hardship
2. To be funny or a interesting character
3. To surrounded by other interesting characters.
4. To have a good story
5. To be really fuckable.

>>92682057
I wonder what they'd all score.

>Finn: 3
>Dipper: 3
>Steven: 3
>Star: 5
>Marco: 4
>Mabel: 1

Don't know about the others

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>>92681931
He knows a quality loli when he sees one

>>92681208
This shit again?

>>92680966
Make Cheese

>>92681821
Steven x Bonnibel Bubblegum? God that's a terrible match.

>>92680966
Stop being a cuck.

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>>92680966
-REMEMBER THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT AND PRIVATE THINGS ARE PERSONAL

>>92680966
Just punch them straight into the face

>>92682956
Which ones?

>>92680966
Kill motherfuckers

>>92680966
Have good writers