The Mighty Captain Marvel #5 Storytime

no thanks

>>92678599
the slow crash and fall of yass queen is almost hypnotic to watch.

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>>92678662
>no thanks
This

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>>92678692
>the slow crash and fall of yass queen is almost hypnotic to watch.
Forgot theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5yz3I-eX4o

>>92678644
this dialog is terrible

>>92678599
This was great, much better than 3 & 4. Hope Bandini sticks around.

>>92678661
Carol looking awfully Tilda in that shot

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0 to 4.

>>92678866
Murdercarol SOON.

>>92678866
and nothing of interest happened.

>>92678903
Next time in Carol Reigns.

>>92678899
I Wish.

>>92678840

Bullshit on the gender thing! God no wonder marvel is crashing and burning

>>92678661
>Carol recruiting child soldiers
Stohl bringing back some classic Reed Carol, nice.

>>92679132
JUST FUCK ALREADY

>>92678840
>not many alien species align to a gender binary

Canonically don't the majority of Marvel aliens align to gender binaries?
Skrull, Kree, Shi'ar, Badoon, the races from Planet Hulk.

>>92678866
she poses well

>>92678599
that lesbian short hair is so unappealing

is it weird that only guys can write Carol well?

>>92679391
Tara Butters & Michelle Fazekas are not guys. Neither is Kelly Thompson or G Willow Wilson.

>>92679440
EMH Carol intro was written by a woman too. Everybody loves EMH Carol.

>>92679440
oh yeah I forgot Kelly was pretty good
but Wilson is a terrible writer

>>92678781
No one told me Phyla-vell was back!

>>92678853
I still hate the shield concept, not because it wouldn't stop the Chitauri but because there's like 8 different characters out there that could either pass through or shatter the shield even if in ultimates they decided they couldn't.

And just as many characters could solo the entire Chitauri wave while the scientists work on solutions to the shield. Monica could just go wide and vaporize all the Chitauri between point a and point b with b being Pluto.

>>92678853
That top panel is adorable.

>>92678644
>>92678744
Dialog is terrible, but metal-leg chick is cute.

>>92679767
Wonder if she's going to end up stealing Wendy from toque-guy.

what Volume is Carol up to now?

>>92679557
I've got some bad news for you.

>>92678840
Die, die, diediedieDiEDIEEERER!!!!!

>>92679864
Nah I know it's a coloring error, I just found it funny that she has white hair there.

Thanks Preach. At least #5 and 0 were good.

Shame about the other 4.

>>92680094
Jen wants it

>>92679926
"I want to know what Hala has to do with all my ...star stuff."

I want to know what the Kree homeworld of Hala has to do with my Half Kree biology?

>>92680094
JUST FUCK ALREADY

Seriously, just look at how Jess is holding on there.

>>92678599
>we are now at a time where Gamora, an alien, is more feminine looking than Carol

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>>92678644
>>92678753
Poor Carol - no more bro-time with Cap. Them bonding over abusing Stark was always adorable.

>>92678821
Sexy metal legged girl will appeal to everyone except the footfags... glorious.

>>92678746
This. The art is approaching something worth the cover price now.

>>92680115
>Jen wants it
Jen got it, and had a kid from it.

And nothing you, or Marvel, or anyone says can change that.

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>>92679768
Carol recruiting more child soldier cannonfodder for the cause.

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>>92680257
'Sperm donor' is obviously a cover story.

>>92680295
Anya's lucky she's off in another universe right now.

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>>92680295
Classic Carol.

>>92678618
I would rather alpha flight were dead to them being stuck as props for Carol Danvers.

>>92678618
Christ, she new that kid for barely a week.

>>92679003
She's talking about aliens, you whiny pissbaby

When did thee chitauri go from jobbers that Sam could take out with ease, to worse than the goddamn annihilation wave?

>>92681002
When Marvel fired all their editors

>>92680980
Aliens in the marvel university totally align with gender binaries, it's how the celestials engineered it.

>>92678636
>>92678644
I already want to see them all die in front of Carol.

>>92678599

Is that cover art by the dude/dudette who did JiM: Sif? That person owns bones, and I miss JiM: Sif :(

>>92681285
No, the JIM Sif run was drawn by Valerio Schitti.

>>92678676
>The concept of brotherhood is now sexist
I want off this ride

>>92678821
>that was a good death

no it wasnt

>>92678644
two super talented geniuses and and black widows incompetent boytoy.

>>92678866

I'm not even sure how this works.

I'm relatively certain there are other means they could use to get off world that could bypass that.

Also, it can't be that hard to get communications off-world. Sooner or later people are going to learn they're getting hemmed in.

>>92682530
It's pretty clear which one is going to die.

bemp

>>92684291
Thank you.

>>92678840
Puck's still great.

Elektra #4 >>92685417

So when did the chitauri become a thing in 616?

>>92685553
After the Avengers movie.

This is the first time they've been important at all though.

>>92685427
This.

>>92679845
5th.

>>92678847
Marquez based his Carol on Tilda.

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>>92678644
Marvel, house of """""ideas""""""

>>92678599
If Carol is the Roman Reigns of Marvel, then who is the AJ Styles?

>>92685553
In Sam's Nova ongoing. But they were an actual empire in it, could talk properly, knew what Ultimate Nullifier is...

>>92686223
Cute!

>>92686667
That wasn't synergistic enough.

>>92686814
Neither is this one, honestly. Sure, giant flying dragons are from the movie, but grunts are just generic bugs.

>>92682530
Better than Phyla's?

>>92678866
Doesn't America have the ability to teleport anywhere with no limitations?

>>92687787
Yes.

>>92678866
this was painfully obvious.

and also made no damn sense.

its not like the chitauri are amazingly stealthy, they ride giant space whales.

you dont need to keep a shield up continuously to keep them out.

and if you did, how would you prevent the chits from murdering your space force then building a fuck huge lazer cannon to crack your silly fucking shield like an egg?

Cap is supposed to be a tactical genius and the best we get is this? retarded.

dont get me started on the genius double amputee lesbian. this passes for character design now? her legs looked cool, everything else was bland as fuck.

>>92687787
Handwaved in Ultimates.

Ugh, why does Marvel keep doing that with the titles?

The Mighty Captain Marvel
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
The Adjective Hero

That shit was campy fun thirty years ago but now it's just lame, like they're trying to convince you how awesome their character is.

>>92678636
>>92678644
They are clearly pandering to the "carol corp" fans here.

>>92681044
The real truth right here. Notice when Perlmutter fired the editors in 2011 the quality in marvel began to dip a lot? Didn't help that the best writers soon left right after.

Hell the best writers like Hickman or Remender still churned out shit like the avengers or AXIS.

>>92688586
Maybe stick to /tv/. It's probably a bit more your speed.

>>92687958
>Chitauri Stealth
Could be a con job from Hydra!Cap. Mess with the satellites feeding them info and let them get in close.

>>92689090
still makes no sense. any moron with a telescope could pinpoint them. much less the sophisticated telescopy that has to exist.

what ever happened to flying out into space to kick the evil aliens asses? even if we accept that the chitauri are somehow a credible threat, there is still no reason to sit around earth with your thumbs up your ass waiting for them.

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>>92678644
i already wanna fuck her

>>92689320
They've been fighting waves of Chitauri for months now. They've just been getting bigger and bigger.

>>92680811
She's gotta do something to one up Jess for cheating on her with a sperm donor. Now she gets to brag about how she never had to deal with being pregnant.

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>>92690295
>Now she gets to brag about how she never had to deal with being pregnant.
Well...

>>92678840
The boy is the only likeable one of the trio, and the robo-legs one is the only interesting one. Black girl is already annoying.

>>92678866
You know... This is completely at odds with how this was portrayed in Secret Empire #0

In that, HydraCap cut off communications while they were on the ropes, completely overwhelmed...

Here it shows the cut off happening at a hard-fought respite...

>>92690295
But she was pregnant, with her own rapist.

>>92679573
Why America Chavez doesn't just pop open one of her space time portals to backdoor everyone past the shield is beyond me...

Hell, why doesn't Alpha Flight have some sort of emergency teleporter/cancellation code for maintenance purposes?

>>92688676
But the carol corps don't exist, they never did, it was always the KSD corps and they left when DeConnick did.

>>92679937
>The hologram AI created by the person I savagely beat into a coma as a backup forgives me, THEREFORE EVERYTHING'S COOL NOW!

BRAVO MARVEL

>>92687958
Most comic writers aren't really good at writing tacticians, they come off badly.

>>92690621
The guy is a walking corpse, it's obvious that he's the expendable member that's going to die so that Carol can feel bad.

Robot legs is being hinted at being a lesbian, so she's safe and probably going to end up hitting on Carol's annoying scientist friend.

No one gives a shit about the black girl, her robot is !ore interesting than her at this point.

>>92682629
All of them arbitrarily don't work despite the fact that they could just time travel to before the shield was up and wait.
It's sort of like that "bigger than the annihilation wave" tagline. It's stupid and clearly wrong but it's what they're working with.

>>92690487
>>92690695
And that's how she knows getting pregnant is stupid. Jessica clearly should have listened to Carol but apparently needs it demonstrated that it's so much better to skip the pregnancy and infancy.

>>92690637
Still better than the CW2 Project Pegasus fight, which was inconsistent even within two issues of the main series.

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>>92690990
Not Jess's fault Carol didn't use protection.

>>92691087
Jess, Your baby idea is stupid and it's totally gonna turn out to be sperm produced via some mad scientist /u/ shipper experimenting in superhuman eugenics that accidentally took Moonstone's DNA instead.

>>92691045
True... But between this and the inconsistent nature of Tony's AI, it's clear that editorial has fallen asleep at the wheel

>>92691161
I'd read it

Witchblade >>92691460

I figure this would be the safer place to ask.
I forget what exactly pissed Carol off enough to exterminate the brood. What did they do to piss her off in particular? Or was she just space-drunk?

>>92691566
They experimented on her, sure it led to her getting the binary powers but it was a horrific experience.

>>92691566
Kidnapped her and her friends and tried to transform them all into Brood.

But they got distracted by experiments on her weird fused Kree-human genetics and accidentally gave her her Binary powers. Which she immediately used to go on a genocidal rampage against them.

>>92691665
>>92691644
I have no idea how I managed to forget that. Thanks anons.

>>92687578
No.

>>92692675
More animated Yaas Queen.

>>92692749
Cool.

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>>92691161
Illuminated Jess: better mom?

>>92678599
Captain Marvel: "fuck you, Brashear, this comics is not big enough for two Marvels" edition

>>92695664

>>92696663
Thank you.

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>>92680115
>Jen
You mean Jess.

But Jen would probably be down too, knowing her.

>>92700482 Blade

>>92700525
Nat looks quite happy in that scene also. Arises the question does everyone go lesbian in the presence of the YAAS Queen?

>>92680290
Thanks, PA.

>>92701395
>Thanks, PA.
You Welcome anon.

>>92699613
OTP.

DC rebirth >>92704062

>>92705260
Cute.

>>92678840
I feel like the black girl was Marvel telling them they couldn't recruit Riri halfway through the post production so they just changed the names and the drone design.

>>92678821
>>92678753
So are they deliberately making is painfully obvious that the straight white guy is the weak and pathetic member of the group? They have him using a fencing foil that isn't even a combat real combat weapon, have him constantly cowering and diving for cover, and they have everyone else being more competent than him. The other two should be competent because of where they are, but he should be on equal footing with them and not the "snobby, unskilled coward that constantly talks about how he was in SHIELD training".

>>92678662
Pearl Harbor compared to a fictional comic book character.

Tone deaf be thy name. Fuck this comic.

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>>92691263
>Marvel
>editorial

>>92681181
And yet Celestials don't follow the gender binaries.

>>92707751
Actually they do, there is a female Celestial.

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>>92707751
Sure they do, Ashema showed up during heroes reborn and the female celestial from Hickman's shield come to mind.