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Is she implying that Diana is a virgin?

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Is she implying that Diana is a virgin?
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>>92671196
Isn't that a requirement to being an Amazon?
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>>92671196
>>92671573
No and no.
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>>92671196

>Hawkgirl fucking John and Hawkman's reincarnation back to back

She's implying she loves dick.
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>>92671196
The biggest problem with Galgadot's dumb, idiot fish face is that when they make jokes like this; her Diana will just seem legitimately stupid and not just naïve.
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>have to sleep with a man to lose your virginity
Jesus guys all she is saying is that she is from a society without men and its A-OK not that they are bad or anything hell she seem to dig Batman in the DCAU
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>>92671723
Diana during Justice League had a bit of a sexist streak that came up from time to time.
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>>92671196
Diana is pure
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>>92671814
Sure she is.
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>>92671799
Slight prejudice? Yes. Full on misandry. No; She is from a society of all women that have a bad history with men it makes sense for her to have some level of reluctance when it come to mans world and as I said she didn't hate men for the most part even if some of the episodes went too far sometimes she still wasn't full on misandry cult like she is sometimes in the comics(New 52)
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>>92671910
I approve of this.
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Wonder Woman's character arc in these cartoons was pretty much her learning that men weren't awful, that women had important roles in Man's World, that there was almost no divide between men and women and they actually liked to interact with each other, that men can make her feel new things and then ultimately liking a man.

Basically, cultural and sexual awakening.
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>>92672125
Exactly, I wouldn't say it was the best but it was pretty good you could see her development over the seasons even having her be an ambassador in an episode and her interactions with other character change and evolve over the show especially regarding her feeling for Batman its quite cute.
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>>92671874
Yes yes yes and if all the women died then men would just invent artificial wombs and make an utopia

Go be edgy somewhere else
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>>92671196
>Talking about men
>WW uses pronoun "they"
>Hawkgirl switches to the pronoun "it"
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT A DICK!
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>>92672197
And here we go.....
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Don't give it (you)s /co/, you can be better than that.
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>>92672272

Why was Hawkgirl so thirsty in JL/JLU?

I mean, she's alien and all, but fuck man if she can't shut up about male human's dicks. What was she, the thanagarian equivalent of James Kirk?
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>>92672295
But I want to talk about Wonder Woman, and possibly Wonder Boy.
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>>92672445

In Pre-Flashpoint it was pointed several times that Diana was an eternal virgin. This shit happened because Perez side-lined Steve Trevor in favor of Superman and Byrne would REEEEE every-time Superman would get close to pop her cheery. So any random OC wasn't good enough. When Batman came in the picture the Batman editors REEEEE even harder. So poor Diana died a virgin.

In Nu52 it was shown that Steve Trevor and Diana had dated before she had dumped his ass for being a fragile human. So it was inferred that he had popped her cheery. When she started dating Superman and the Superman/Wonder Woman book was released that book showed many times that Superman and Diana had banged. But then Cucka came on board and revealed that Steve and her had never really dated for real, thus retconning that the one that popped her cheery was in fact Superman. Buuuut then Superman's past was erased, including Superman popping her cheery, and now as far as anyone is aware she's a virgin again.
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>>92672615

So be aware, DC male characters, if you have sex with WW you might have your past erased.
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>>92672615
There was actually an editorial dictate that Wonder Woman never have premarital sex because they afraid of backlash from conservative parents who buy Wonder Woman merchandise for their daughters. Jimenez was open in an interview that she'd have sex with Trevor Barnes but they nixed it.
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>>92672676
They were drastically overrestimating how many people buy their comics anymore.
Or even CARE about them.
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>>92672798
Nah, there'd definitely be complaints. Fox News had a whole thing about Marvel doing Rawhide Kid the gay cowboy around the same time.
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>>92672445
Uh, the Wonder Woman logo has two W's so that's WWB. He's Wonder Woman Boy.
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>>92672615
>Superman/Wonder Woman book was released that book showed many times that Superman and Diana had banged
It barely implied that you only see them kissing no real contact, well what do I know I'm a Batfag so I am used to seeing people actually fucking not just implied and that is one of the reason that I agree with Phil Jimenez that Diana is better off with Batman than Superman or Steve cause she will have freedom to do "things" Batman is on of the only prominent DC character that you see actually sleep with woman. Superman is married yet I have never seen him sleep with Lois that is quite weird to me while Batman have Banged Orion's wife on panel

Wonder woman is suppose to be a liberated character she isn't suppose to be chained the way she is and I think her being with Batman would accomplish this but hey what do I know. People keep on bitch about how Batman get all the bitches already.
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DCAU made me a Wonder/Batfag.
But Amazons have always had a pretty nasty misandrist side to them, the worst was when using the sailors to get pregnant, any son was essentially given the Spartan solution.
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>>92672288
I WANT MAH
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>>92672445
I have thought for a while now that Wonder Woman having a male sidekick--a Wonder Boy, essentially--would be kind of neat and and opportunity for some fun storytelling.
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>>92672044
>WonderBats

Kys
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>>92672875

Nah. I hate the SM/WW ship, but i read the book and they implied many times.

In the first arc they were about to fuck when Superman heard a distress call because Doomsday was attacking.
In the arc after DOOMED cross-over they were about to fuck when the alien plant Superman had given Wonder Woman started to wreck shit because she didn't watered it with oil like she should despite Superman never telling her that.
In Tomasi's second arc Wonder Woman was shown in Superman's bed caressing his pecs and wearing his t-shirt over her nude body implied they had fucked the night before.
In the book annual Superman and Wonder Woman are shown about to fuck in the Watchtower after getting back together from some mission.

There's never actual fucking, other than Miller's Dark Knight Strikes Again where they fucked on-page killing thousands with their super-love-making and later Wonder Woman comments how she can already feel Superman's super-jizz impregnating her eggs.
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>>92672946
Connor would have made a good Wonder Boy.
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>>92672967

It's easily her best pairing.
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>>92673134
No. Fuck off.
Steve is the one and only and DC knows it.
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>>92673173

Steve in most incarnations is bland as hell.
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>>92672967
I bet you ship Wonder/Supes.
She doesn't love Clark, she loves the God. But the God wants to be Clark.
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>>92673173
Give me a good Steve/Wonder story.
I'm not antagonizing, I genuinely want to see their relationship in action. Everything I've seen of Steve is rather dull.
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WW needs a child, so she/he can join the super sons.

Maybe the Amazons should give her a ward.
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>>92673219
No, Superman and Diana should stay as far away from each other... romantically speaking. Every single time they get together, the writers just make Diana go full ultra fascist bitch.
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>>92673082
Wondy would have beaten 90s Kon into the ground.
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>>92673219
Trinity shipping of any kind should be an offence punishable a very stern talking to.
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>>92673268
Wonder Woman is an interesting enough character that she doesn't need to get pregnant/have a baby to generate good stories, unlike a certain Marvel heroine.
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>>92673264

I like WW/BM, but the 70's live action TV show Steve was great, so was DCAU Steve for his brief appearance.

I'm kind conflicted on the DTV WW animated movie Steve. He's a bit of a sleeze. But still fun.

Those are the Steves i like.
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>>92673295
But what if I want a Wonder Mom story?
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>>92672946
Kid Goku would make the best Wonder Boy.
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>>92673275
You have some sense then, I never saw the appeal. Clark works when he is a humble and just honest good farm hand, who woke up one day hovering over his bed. His powers then become an extension of the Good man he is.
WW is a warrior princess who was born in a world of Gods and magic, foiling plots from the God of war. Whilst opposites attract, I feel like their shared interests in justice don't mean a relationship would work beyond them both being attractive and having a common goal.
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>>92673295
Poor Jessica Jones
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>>92673264
Steve could be quite the player.
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>>92672877
That was only the Azzarello Amazons. None of the previous depictions did that
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>>92673407
Yeah, I basically call it non-canon. There is a lot of stupid shit in comics you learn to ignore.
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>>92672838
Fox News in notoriously full of shit.
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>>92673383
>making Wonder Woman/Diana have a crisis of identity
That's some smooth moves
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>>92673461
Cucka already made it noncanon by saying that Diana has never been to Themyscira since she left the first time. Just illusions.
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>>92671196
>>92672615
The only with a real claim to her cherry is/should be this great hero.
He should be her canon endgame and form a wonderful, cute, perfect family with a lot of descendants.
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>>92673526
Amazons cut them off as a right of passage.
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>>92673509
On the one hand, I'm glad the Rapeazons were gotten rid of.

On the other hand, the way they were retconned was incredibly stupid, like most of Rucka's second run has been.
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>>92673055
And that's kinda my point anon that is not what I consider fucking as a Batfag, see pic related that is Batman and Bekka just a random issue of SM/BM and batman had more skin and sexuality in it than anything you just described and that the problem with Superman and Wonder woman everything has to be implied or interrupted if Wonder woman was with batman you would see him straight up fuck her.

The reason I hate Superman and Wonder woman is that very reason for a relationship so dependent of them being special and perfect together nothing ever happens without it strained through the lens of being "implied" or "interrupted" or my favorite only Superman can fuck Wonder woman that is creepy as hell to me ever time sex is brought up in regards to SM/WW its some master race bullshit its never two people just fucking if Wonder woman was with Batman that is what you would get just two people fucking no bullshit and I think a character like Wonder woman needs that again just look at pic related Batman fucked a new god a fucking god no big whoop if it was Superman they have to go into some bullshit about how they are gods and how the earth shakes and how their children are going to be powerful and so on some real creepy Bullshit.
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>>92673526
BARKED
Well, she is a product of Greek gods.
It's actually not that far-fetched, though what would the League think?
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>>92673580
He is a consenting sentient adult creature. He's no ordinary dog.
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>>92673556

You really want to see Bats and Wondy going at it, huh?
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>>92672875
>liberated
Fucking individualists man
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>>92672846
White Woman Boy
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>>92673641
What?
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>>92673556

BM/WW fucking would only be interesting if the writer approached BDSM concepts as a mean for character development. Otherwise it would be tacky and serve for nothing.
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>>92673725
I'm getting sick of the word "interesting".
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>>92673556
WW/MM is the true ship, and not just because their initials are inverted of each other.
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>>92673812

Nah, it'll ruin my Batman/Martian Manhunter ship. Get out.
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>>92673797
What the fuck is the context of this?
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>>92673812
J'onn x Oreos is the OTP and everybody knows it.
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>>92673640
Well yes they are my favorite characters and by extension relationship but my point still stands. Wonder woman needs a relationship that wont force her into a corner and Batman is perfect for that he is essentially a bleeding heart but not needy perfect combination for both of them being people so dedicated to their missions and at the same time such passionate spiritual warriors like Batman and wonder woman are portrayed to be.

Just look at pic related at tell me you don't see it anon; Batman just return from patrol and Diana had a hard day at the UN and they both meet up to spare and then they fuc...well you get the idea just raw passion and love.
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>>92673873

When J'Onn died in Final Crisis Batman went to Mart and put an Oreo on J'onn's coffin. That's some true love shit right there.
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>>92672676
Also during Luke's trash run she repeatedly fucking cries about being a virgin and that Superman won't bang her.
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>>92673580
According with the author of that pic they could be a bit surprised at first but after a few minutes they could just accept it, even at their wedding everybody could be there and nobody could be surprised at her six months pregnant belly.
God I really want to read the next chapters of his fanfic but he seem to be very busy with his new Patreon.
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>>92673850
Diana was expertly mindraped by Banshee and is now being carried away by creepy dude to get brainwashed, drugged, raped, and sold as a sex slave. Shame none of that happens.
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>>92673205
Ironically the movie version will probably be the first post-Crisis depiction of him to resonate with people.
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>>92673985
Give me a link, this is something I have to witness.
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>>92673850
Secret Six Gail Simone vol 3. Diana got Banshee'd and carried away to be fed to a monster
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>>92673946
Biggest crime of his run was that his Dr. Poison had such a great visual and gimmick but she was just a minor bit player in a far less interesting plot.
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>>92674005
>brainwashed, drugged, raped, and sold as a sex slave. Shame none of that happens.
She gets brainwashed at least right?
Right?
Source pls, reverse search doesn't work with just one panel.
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>>92673725
This is bullshit anon either you have no imagination are you are just willfully blind to the possibilities and tacky is not a word I would use to describable the two most aristocratic justice league members. if DC allowed Batman and Wonder woman to sleep together and they did it right it would be amazing.
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>>92674082
Secret Six Issue 12 or 11 I think. No, she doesn't get brainwashed. I feel your pain bro.
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>>92674082
This was right before getting Shrieked, and this was after: >>92674061
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This is the best thread on /co/ right now, at least in terms of discussion of actual comics which is hilarious.
And a horrible realization when you look at the rest of the board.

>>92674061
Cheers lad, I'll see where I can find it.
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>>92674096

Why every pornographic fan art of Wonder Woman falls under the Batman category? It's not just one site. This happens in several of the big ones.
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>>92671637
If you were a woman wouldn't you? Well, I guess if we're getting technical if you magically became a woman and nothing else about you was changed, you would still be attracted to whomever you are currently. So for me as a straight dude, a female me would be a humongous dyke. But still, sex is so fucking good that we use the word "fuck" as an adverb, verb, noun, and adjective in English. So in another time where things are a little different, wouldn't you love dick too? I know I would.
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>>92673335
We could have her adopt someone. Shit, we could combine the Wonder Mom and Wonder Boy stories.
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>>92672399

Remember the holiday episode where John was surprised that Hawkgirl enjoyed getting drunk, barfights, and burping out loud?

She's like a dudebro with a pussy.

Hell she even tried to help hookup Flash with a green superhero chick.
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>>92674119
I fucking love how she taunts Diana about the slave Amazons.
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>>92674119
Don't you mean before?
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>>92671910
>The one time Batman not only kissed, but didn't outright reject Diana
He also made the first move when he was "Bruce Wayne-ing" it up... Diana was going after him at the wrong times.
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>>92674219
Did you just get the internet last week in college after being home schooled?
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>>92673134
Kys
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>>92674040
This is like the first part of his Krypto epic on his HF page:
hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/ksennin/9897/WONDER-WOMAN-HEROS-REWARD
But so far that ending has been mentioned only in some of his commentaries, there are a couple more of chapters related directly with Krypto as the main character with Starfire, Supergirl, Big Barda, etc but so far he has not gotten there yet, I think he has been on this for over 20 years.
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>>92674206
Cause people associated and like Batman and Wonder woman together cause their sex is pretty
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>>92673985
There's a Wonder Woman/Krypto crackship?
Please god send me a link.
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>>92674315

You know i'm right. He's the only pairing where writers remember to show her as the strong, inspiring and compassionate heroine she's supposed to be. Their stories together are mostly to show off her qualities.
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>>92674240
Maybe have a refugee Amazon show up that's around 10-13 years old, Diana basically adopts her and she hangs out with Jon and Damian. Then eventually we can have Wonder Girl/Damian/Jon/Miss Martian in the TT instead of the current set up which is boring and has been around for ages.
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>>92674350

Man... 20 years of dedication to showing Krypto fucking all the DCU female heroines. That's some shit right there.
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>>92674436

You're basically describing Donna Troy.
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>>92674096
That... actually looks good. As in, not just smutty.
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>>92674350
>>92674441
I can't judge, my fetishes are fucked and twisted too much.
Though Krypto being unable to talk, makes this hard bestiality according to that one ruleset about cross-species sex in fiction.
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>>92674460
Yes, but in this case her backstory and existence wouldn't require charts and graphs to explain.
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>>92674406
its funny Batman overshadow most character except Wonder woman who shines when she is with him and he is mostly shown to respect her, he even calls her princess. Most of their stories together treat her with the respect she deserves too she isn't a bitch like when she is with Superman which is very ironic. It the perfect pairing people are just too ignorant to see it.
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>>92674460
Yeah but nobody fucking cares about Donna Troy. Her back story is so fucked, besides, Jon is basically a similar character to Connor anyway so it's not like it matters.

Having a "Mini-Trinity" could be really fun. And I for one would like to see Wonder Mom.

>>92674545
Lol no kidding
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>>92674350
>everyone in New York whose male turns into dogs
I can already tell where this is going
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>>92674513
>>92674350

My main problem with his dude is that he ended up on expanding his Wonder Woman fanfics basing them on comic arcs where Wonder Woman's shown banging and being raped by other characters like Darkseid, Etrigan and so on. Then he introduced the trait that Wonder Woman likes to fuck inhuman creatures and being raped.

It kinda stole a bit of the magic of Wonder Woman fucking Krypto on the reg.
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>>92674382
There first episode (of many more not yet done):
>>92674350
>hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/ksennin/9897/WONDER-WOMAN-HEROS-REWARD
There a couple more by other authors:
hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/FantasyHot/19686/Krypto-Lover.
hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/TheAmphioxus/9530/Wonder-Woman---Of-royalty-and-beasts
The art of this last one is really good:
hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/TheAmphioxus/323401/Wonder-Woman-and-Krypto-samples-page.
hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/TheAmphioxus/267650/Wonder-Woman-and-Krypto-animated
hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/TheAmphioxus/184364/Wonder-Woman-and-Krypto---A-taste-of-things-to-cum
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>>92674468
this anon gets it Wonderbat s pretty.
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>>92674610

The fuck... since when Wonder Woman and Krypto is that popular?

And where's my man Ace, the Bat-Hound? Fucking kryptonians stealing all our women.
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>>92674606
>It kinda stole a bit of the magic of Wonder Woman fucking Krypto on the reg.
Agree, but for him Krypto is her endgame, he is even planning to develop that issue of he being her best partner in other aspects besides the sex in future episodes of his fics, sadly he has not done any new WW/Krpto thing in a long while.
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>>92674647
There is a pic of Krypto "talking" with Ace wondering why the human females are so needy by the same author of the first pic, and other with Ace banging Black Canary, Cass Cain in her batgirl suit, Catwoman and I think Babs, but its not in the HF site of the author.
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>>92674145
>Wondie thread
>turns into WonderBats thread
>turns into Wonder Woman fucking a dog thread
It was OK while it lasted.
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>>92674636
gross
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>>92674691

I know, i know, but before Wonder Woman letting Krypto fuck her and falling for him and his sexual prowess was out of the ordinary. It was hot because this was Wonder Woman!

But after all his other stories featuring Wonder Woman her letting Krypto fucking her seems to be more his version of Wonder Woman just being herself, since now we know that she'll fuck anything, specially if it is inhuman, and more so if the creature is forceful with her.
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>>92674468
Anything you think is hot is not smutty, right?
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>>92674610
Anon.
Is there something you want to tell us?
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>>92674755
Well, not just any dog.
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>>92674812
I second this anon, these krypto/Diana thing is very fucked up
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>>92674755
>>92674812
I just wanted to mention my favorite Diana crackship and I just got carried away...
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>>92674858

Right? I mean, why Krypto out of all established animals? This more of SM/WW bullshit. Where are my kangaroos at?
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>>92674869
Don't apologize to these tourists. 4chan is the Portobello Road of weird porn. Bring your wares.
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>>92674755
hahahahaha
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>>92674869
That's okay anon.
But the rest of the thread is now going to be thoroughly derailed by this line of thinking.
Which was probably your intention.
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>>92674755

Still better than SM/WW.
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>>92674943
>mfw this is unironically true
>post yfw injustice universe would have been averted had Wonder Woman been BARKED instead of CLARKED
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OK, well... let's... let's unh... how do you guys feel about Wonder Woman having a daddy?

I always thought that Herakles should be WW's father, but Zeus bothers me for some reason. Feels kind lazy.
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>>92674931
>Which was probably your intention.
Not at all, again I just wanted to mention it but then I lost the control.
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>>92674563
>It the perfect pairing

The perfect pairing is WW with a character from her own book and Bruce as a NEET.
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>>92674988

Dog fucking tends to do that. I still can't look my cousin straight because of it.
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>>92675015
Your cousin fucked a dog or got fucked by the dog?
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>>92674983
There's nothing fucking wrong with the clay origin. It allows her powerset to be an assortment of cool shit gifted by different gods like Shazam's instead of "the same as dad's" or "All of Zeus's kids got different shit, it doesn't have to make sense"
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>>92675015
What did your cousin do anon?
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>>92675048
>>92675054

Yeah, i got her masturbating and probably sucking her own dog. Who knows what else she did with the poor thing. Now i cannot look at the dog without feeling that he has seen some shit.
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Alright lets get us back on track. Am I the only one who think its weird that Perez had Wonder woman lust after Superman and describe him as a demi/god like Hercules? Just think about it wouldn't a man more powerful than her turn her off or at least raise some suspicion given her peoples history I am not saying she should hate him but the way Perez handled the whole thing was weird.
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>>92674983
She technically does.

Hippolyta was a cavewoman who was pregnant when her babydaddy killed her. Both her and her baby's spirit went into the Well of Souls until the gods put all but the baby's souls into clay at the bottom of a lake and they formed into the Amazons. Then later the baby's spirit was finally put into the clay that became Diana.

So technically, her dad is a caveman.

Also Byrne retconned it so that Ares was Hippolyta's father somehow, making him Diana's grandpa, but AFAIK literally everyone ignored that like a lot of Byrne's stupid retcons.
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>>92675048
No, his cousin IS a dog.
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>OP implied that Wonder Woman is a virgin
>within 100 posts, Wonder Woman was fucking dogs
Never change /co/
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>>92675099
yikes, that's technically rape, a dog can't consent to sex.

Never understood the getting off with an animal fantasy, was she just horny? If she's moderately attractive she shouldn't have any problem finding a dude to bang.
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>>92675143
>Hippolyta was a cavewoman who was pregnant when her babydaddy killed her. Both her and her baby's spirit went into the Well of Souls until the gods put all but the baby's souls into clay at the bottom of a lake and they formed into the Amazons. Then later the baby's spirit was finally put into the clay that became Diana.
Best Diana origin I like the idea that only her body was created from clay not her spirit she already technically existed.
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>>92675178

She's attractive, yeah, but a bit sperg-y, and she told me she was just checking something when she saw me, but i got too see her masturbating the dog for real.
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>>92675013
>Bruce as a NEET
How?
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>>92675112

Perez really, REALLY wanted to make SM/WW happen and ignored facts himself established, like Herakles the godly hero raping and enslaving the shit out of Hippolyta and the amazons because of his superior might, or his own Diana characterization, like her turning Hermes down or disagreeing with his opinion on them both being superior to humans, to make it happen.

Thankfully this time around we could count on Byrne's autism. He hated the idea, specially because it was going to fuck his plans of hooking up Superman with Lois Lane.
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She probably is in the DCAU. At least up until JLU.
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>>92675143
>So technically, her dad is a caveman.
Vandal Savage???
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>>92675112
It's weird because the language she describes herself and Superman with is all stuff that was in the beginning of Byrne's run, so I don't want to ascribe it 100% to Perez because every word she says about Superman feels so out of character.

I'm not trying to absolve Perez or say he's flawless, but it contradicts basically everything he was doing with her character otherwise.

>>92675397
I've been wondering why nobody tried to do that retcon recently.
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>>92675397

Don't let Scott Snyder see your post. He already made Savage to be linked to the Lazarus pits and the evil in Gotham.
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>>92673287
There's nothing wrong with Wonderbat really. It's just pointless.
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>>92675434

Perez has gone on record that he actually wanted to hook them up, but Byrne stopped him, and then later he tried to do a graphic novel where Wonder Woman and Superman have a one night stand, but he felt that DC didn't liked his idea because he'd show Wonder Woman being disappointed Superman as not a god in the sack like he is in everything else.
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>>92675459

It's a pairing that could do wondrous to the character's character development, which is why i feel is one of the many reasons DC doesn't do it.
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>>92671196
You'd need a jackhammer to pop her cherry.
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>>92675504
That's just so weird to me. It feels like such a Byrne thing.

Byrne even had Diana getting the hots for disguised Heracles.

What madness gripped Perez?
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Wonderwomen is for intense bondage sex.
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>>92675557

I just don't know, man. Like for example take these two pics.

First you've Diana being humble and down to earth with Hermes.

1/2.
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Then enters Superman and you've Diana acting as arrogant and almost prejudiced in her views.

It just makes no sense. Same writer, even, though Byrne co-plotted. If not for Perez's own words i'd have attributed this characterization to Byrne, but you've Perez's own words as proof.

It's weird how easily Wonder Woman change for the worse when paired with Superman even under good writers.

2/2.
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>>92672445
wonder boooooy

what is the secret of your power?
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>>92671723
Uh ya. If a girls never been with a man she's a virgin.
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>>92675530
This is true DC doesn't want to upset the status quo cause it works as is even if I think its time for Batman to evolve as a character DC wont let him move pass his "My parents are dead" phase for whatever reason same with Diana she will be a forever virgin or Superman's runner up bitch and nothing else man being a Wonder/Bat fag is suffering
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>>92675707
>It's weird how easily Wonder Woman change for the worse when paired with Superman even under good writers.
That's just how it is anon I am just surprised more people don't see its always the cause there are literally no exception to the rule even Kingdom Come which the SM/WW crowd worships does it Diana deserves better but DC don't want her to have it out of fear of upsetting the status quo.
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>>92674219
>If you were a woman wouldn't you?

I certainly wish I could be a chick for a day and get fucked the whole time.

One woman on a christian focus network said good dick can make you roll your eyes back and want to slap someone.

I NEVER felt anything close to that when fucking.
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>>92675924
How's your foreplay?
Good sex is all about foreplay, because when things really get going your mind can reach a sweet spot for the BEST results.
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>>92676036
I agree with this anon, foreplay is everything. Having some light liquor too can be great. Wine always makes me horny as fuck.
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>>92674219
I'd be the biggest slut and it totally wouldnt be gay
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>>92675258
Not Employed, in Education, or vocational Training.
He's NEET. But he's rich so it doesn't matter.
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>>92676036

>8,000 nerve endings in the clit vs 4,000 in the penis
>women can cum from breastplay alone

women were just made to enjoy getting fucked more than men.
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>>92675707
Superman is just WW's cancer.
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>>92671910

But who can resist Batman?
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>>92676149
but what does that have to do with his relationship with Diana?
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>>92676212
They try to play up the Princess/Farmboy angle, but they are too incompetent to do it justice. So they just turn Wonder into a bitch in a massive crime of mischaracterization.
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>>92676212
And Wonderbat is the cure
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>>92676190
i cri evrytiem
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>>92676256
>They try to play up the Princess/Farmboy angle, but they are too incompetent to do it justice.
Alright anon lets say we just have to make the shitty idea that is SM/WW work for some bizarre reason why would Princess/Farmboy be interesting? seriously why? doesn't Lois basically tease Superman about that all the time already and Wonder woman is a larger than life aristocrat that is also a ambassador so it still doesn't make any sense Superman is just too basic for Diana and that's the truth he is a great guy but Diana need a challenge and someone who shares her background and passion and I think you know where I am going with this.....
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>>92676443
>MUH DCAU
No, that's even worse.
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>>92676587
I never said it couldn't work, I just noted how Wondy always gets really creepy vibes of superiority over the Human plebs that she does not give off when she is not with Superman.
This is the fault with the writing, not with the characters.
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>>92676587

>Superman is just too basic for Diana and that's the truth he is a great guy but Diana need a challenge and someone who shares her background and passion and I think you know where I am going with this.....

Clark might be, but SUPERman isn't. That's where Wonder Woman getting wet by his display of manly attitude and godly powers come from. That's why she's shown worshiping his cock with utter reverence.
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>>92676673

It literally can't be worse than SM/WW. It really can't.

For example take Wonder Woman characterization in JL/JLU and compare it to her characterization in the DTV animated movies based on the New 52 or the Justice League Action cartoon. The latter versions are a lot worse.
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>>92676673
>DCAU worse

WW anons in this thread how do you feel about her in the DCAU? I'm not even talking about her with Batman I mean her actual character. It can't be worse than her whens she's with superman
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>>92671196
Only if you don't count anal.
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>>92676895

Her characterization in the first seasons was... well, crude and aimless, but i kinda get where they were going with it what with her being completely oblivious about everything and trying to act guarded, but eventually she became the relaxed and witty Diana from the comics.

I just wish there was more episodes dealing with her background.
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>>92671196
>Is she implying that Diana is a virgin?
No shit.

The concept for this episode literally came about because the JL writers were discussing how Diana is a virgin and Hawkgirl isn't.

>Stan Berkowitz on “Fury”: “In most stories it wouldn’t make much of a difference [regarding a character who’s sexually active and one who’s a virgin], but in this particular story all of the men were going to die. So you have one of them, Hawkgirl, who is, in a way, about to have something major taken away from her life. And Wonder Woman, it doesn’t matter to her. She was raised in an all-woman society, so it doesn’t seem like that much of a loss to her. The only way it begins to seem like a loss is that her colleagues might die—her brothers-in-arms—but for Hawkgirl, it’s a lot more personal, a lot more important.

>implying Hawkgirl is a slut because a girl won't even hold your hand
Get it together, OP.
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>>92677129
>So you have one of them, Hawkgirl, who is, in a way, about to have something major taken away from her life

Goddamn, Hawkgirl it's just dick.
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>>92676768
And here we are anon at the point where you have to bend these character to have them together there is nothing about Superman that makes him manly or godly he is a fucking endangered alien that gets his as kicked by batman every time he gets too big for his breeches. Superman isn't a warrior hell he can't even defend himself without his might and that is OK the problem with Superman is when fans want him to be something he just isn't don't get me wrong he is a great guy but acting like he is some Badass is counterproductive cause in a world where Batman exist he will never look more Batass by comparison just have him be himself a good natures farmboy who wants to do good that is enough. and to clarify I am not saying it is OK for batman to kick superman's ass or that he can do it all the time but pitting the two against either other will never end in Superman looking good even if Batman loses.
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>>92677207
By that logic, all men would be satisfied by a onahole.
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>>92675099
>>92675243
Was this in 2007 by any chance?
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>>92671196

Say what you will about Wonder Woman, at least she never cheated on her husband like Hawkgirl.
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>>92677219

>Superman isn't a warrior hell he can't even defend himself without his migh

Losing your powers doesn't instantly turn you into a wimp. Hell there's a fucking JLU episode about this
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>>92676190
Is that with or without the foreskin?
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>>92677219

>there is nothing about Superman that makes him manly or godly

Superman fans would disagree.
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>>92676895
No anon it isn't,the DCAU might not be perfect but she was good in it and not as bad as the New 52 or anything else that force her with Superman
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>>92675178
Are we going back to the dinosaur erotica thing again already?
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>>92677240
Correct.
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>>92677275

Are we counting the awful Beyond 2.0 comics?
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>>92677275

>Hawkgirl's past life cheated on her husband with black dick
>Hawkgirl betrayed her entire dying race for black dick

what did they mean by this?
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>>92677304
of coarse they would and DC probably would too they try too hard to justify Superman's might all the time and I personally think it hurts the character why can't he be a character rather than a poster child for OP heroes even though he isn't cause DC focus on it too much that's the answer you ever see anyone complain about MM or Captain atom even though they are more powerful that Superman? No cause that aspect of the character isn't played up as much DC and Superman fans should focus on good stories and stop obsessing over power levels.
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>>92677287
True anon he barely survives and it was a good episode now take Superman out of the equation and put in Batman.

You see what I am talking about Superman barely survived while Batman would probably declare the place New Gotham in a day, look I don't say this to shit on Superman but calling him a warrior is dumb and so is comparing him to Batman or wonder woman in warrior prowess.
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>>92677219
Superman is a god among men. Even if Batman is seen as a badass he will forever just be a man in the eyes of characters with actual super powers. It doesn't matter what he can achieve throughout a story.
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She and Captain Trevor never hooked up? What?
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>>92677385
The writers hated Hawkman. They just hated all of them.
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>>92677608
They better have.
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>>92677608
>>92677688

This episode happens before the one they travel to WWII and she fall for Steve. It was part of character development. In this one she learns that in Man's World women cares for men, while not understanding much, and then in the WWII she finally gets one of the reasons why and what Hawkgirl teased her about all that time.
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>>92677581
sentiments like these are why people prefer Batman to Superman, Superman represent absolution the idea that no matter what you can't beat him and those ideas don't resonate well with people and that's why Batman stepping in Superman's face and telling him to remember the one man who beat(him) you will always be popular.

To bring it back to Diana, what about her she is Human her powers are but gifts from her god is Superman above her too or is it OK cause she has powers?

As long as Superman is seen as a god among men and not an alien from a dead race he will never be popular or like among people he will only be an hurdle to be cleared by Humanity namely Batman.
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>>92677813

>To bring it back to Diana, what about her she is Human her powers are but gifts from her god is Superman above her too or is it OK cause she has powers?

In pretty much everything i've written that pair them she is shown as "second among equals". Basically, her powers makes her his equal, and thus writers show them relating to one another for being the most powerful metas in the world, but she's much weaker so she worship Superman as her superior and crave to be dominated by him.
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>>92677898

>read

Not "written", sorry.

Basically pic related. She kisses him in the next page because she got wet by being manhandled so easily by him.
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>>92677898
But she's stronger than him now.
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>>92677964
I'm glad Miller is no longer relevant.
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>>92677898
Which is bullshit; Superman is not the most powerful hero in the DC Universe and even if he was that is weak justification for a relationship and makes no sense like at all for fuck sake Diana should hate Superman if anything but nope DC has to make Superman look good gees and people say Batman is glorified at other heroes expense.
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>>92678057
You have a major hate boner for supes.
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>>92677974

She's never allowed to be shown as stronger than him. The only time it happened was when Superbro lost his powers and even then in the SM/WW book Superbro dumped her because he felt inadequate not being able to be the strong protective boyfriend anymore and emasculated for her constant worrying and trying to always keep him protected, as well as generally frustrated by her trying to help his situation in her bull-headed and simplistic manners which only exacerbated the problems.
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>>92678150
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>>92678150
Batman said she was stronger. Then later, she became even stronger.
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>>92678192

It doesn't matter. Superman's always shown as stronger and dominative.
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>>92678228
But Batman is always right.
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>>92674005
That would've been so hot.
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>>92677385
>>92677628
Hawkgirl made my dick hard, Diana is okay, but Hawkgirl appealed to me more.
Even better is her relationship with Jon. I want my own Hawkgirl to culturally enrich.
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>>92678107
Look man I am just telling it as it is if that constitute hate then so be it the truth is that Superman is cancer to Wonder woman and she is shown is a bad light to make him look better that's a fact and if Superman starts saying: "we are gods among men". Diana should hate him and take up arms against him cause that very scenario is what lead to the rape and humiliation of her people I am sorry you disagree.
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>>92678244

He's not.
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>>92678173
God this ship is cancer for both them.
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>>92678173
>Is that what you would say to Batman
Damn Superman I don't even know what to say, the fact that he thinks of himself in relation to Batman is quite telling people always say Batman must feel inferior when standing next to Superman but would he really?
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Remember when Timm tried to ship Grundy and Hawkgirl?
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>>92678532
Remember when Wondy was taaaaaaall?
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>>926785320
Necrophilia is some next level shit.
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>>92678494

Batman? I guess not. Batman pretty much worship Superman as the better person and hero between the two.

The problem is that with the Nu52 DC tried to distance Wonder and Batman as much as possible, so Batman was used pretty much as the poison of the Superman/Wonder Woman fairy-tale. Wonder Woman disliked and distrusted Batman, and was suspicious of his friendship with Superman. Superman was insecure about Batman for some reason which really didn't jived with his other interactions with Batman. Then writers actually made a plot-point that Wonder Woman blamed everything bad that happened between her and Superman on Batman's influence, and in the end she blamed Batman as the culprit for the end of their relationship after Superman dumped her.

Basically, writers tried really hard at a stupid thing, otherwise Superman and Batman are bros.
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>>92678585
She still is depending on the artist she is depicted as tall as batman which is around 6'2
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>>92678651

She's as tall as Batman and smaller than Superman, outside of New Frontier.
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>>92671196

At the very least that Diana never had sex with a man. Good sex. Hawkgirl got some great dicking.
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>>92678532
he switched Jade for Hawkgirl
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I read the whole so far and I must say that the part about the dog of Superman is so much comfier than the part about trinity shipping or Hawkgirl being a slut in the old cartoon.
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>>92678707
I bet Zeus is just biding his time. One evening she's taking a stroll when a Swan dives out from nowhere, knocks her to the ground, and starts pumping her furiously before disappearing in a jolt of lightning.
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>>92678614
>Batman? I guess not. Batman pretty much worship Superman as the better person and hero between the two.
As a Batfag I never really liked that it always come off as lip-service to make Superman fans feel better they do it every time Batman kick Superman's ass like in Hush and Endgame. I am fine with Batman respecting Superman's pure heroism but saying he is a better person is going too far and comes off the wrong way its the same as making Diana worship Superman but less cringeworthy and less damaging but whatever
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>>92678765

What does a swan cock looks like?
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>>92678817

Never mind. Wow. They're pretty hardcore.
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>>92678651
>>92678700
They chopped her down to 6' last I heard.
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>>92678830
Can't be as bad as a duck.
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>>92678830
Googled that, huh? Imagine a divine corkscrew stirring up inside of her Amazonian womb. Zeus don't play around, he wants it in DEEP. And it is ribbed for her pleasure!
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>>92678841
Ducks are bigger than swans. Zeus should probably pick a Duck form.
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>>92678864
Pierce the heavens, etc.
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>>92678614
>Basically, writers tried really hard at a stupid thing, otherwise Superman and Batman are bros.
I always feel the reason DC doesn't do Wonderbat is because it would call the worlds finest into question and DC doesn't want that.
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>>92678921
"It is usually partially feathered and in some species features spines and brush-like filaments" - Wikipedia
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Whats up with this version of Wondy?
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>>92678933
What, are you kidding?? Clark would be thrilled to double-date with his two best friends! And it would give Lois an excuse to wear something sexy in an effort to downplay her insecurities in front of Wonder Woman.
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>>92678933

Nothing can overshadow Supes. So he must remain as the centerpiece of the trinity at all costs.

Don't even know how DC must be dealing with the DCEU.
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>>92678968
She's a viking dat rapes all the bitches
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>>92672946
>Wondy decides to try to figure out men once and for all
>Sculpts a son in the same way she was made
>The same Goddesses give him life
>raised on dyke island
>His male ways of thinking are not stifled because that's his whole reason for existing.
I'm sure the actual Wonderboy will have a much more convoluted origin but that's how i would do it.
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>>92678968
Everyone gets horny sometimes, even Amazons.
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>>92678968

It was a Nu52 event cross-over showing the DCU 5 years into the future and a shitty future at that. Wonder Woman was going full Goddess of War, but it's okay because in Superman/Wonder Woman: Futures End one-shot Superbro cleans her soul transforming her into the Goddess of Peace.
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>>92678985
Man I can imagine that Lois and Clark look like normal folks and then here comes Bruce and Diana looking like aristocrats

Are Batman and Wonder woman DC's prettiest most desirable people cause I think so.
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>>92679447
hard to say
they are hot as hell in canon but so is Supes? But no one really gives beefcake Clark a second look
Louis is suppose to be hot too
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>>92679447
Heh. I can imagine Lois wanting Clark to dress up for the occasion so they won't be upstaged, and here comes Bruce and Diana in plaid shirts and jeans.
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>>92679492
I'd read something where Louis keeps trying to upstage them but Bruce counters with a supervision of expectations by dressing down to earth whilst WW and Supes just kinda sit there either unaware or unable to challenge their partner
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Yes Hawkgirl is a slut
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Nah Diana was a puss destroyer before she joined the world of man.
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>>92679579
Five time Paradise Island Pearl Diving champion!
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>>92679561

>tamaskira

Was that done in purpose?
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>>92679538
And every single time, they're having dinner at a Smallville pancake house. The waitresses keep changing because Bruce leaves tips large enough for them to go back to college on until the owner runs out of daughters.
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>>92679482
I guess its all subjective. Wonder woman is always referred to as the most beautiful woman and Bruce is loved by everyone even Lex has a crush on him so I think all evidence points to yes some people may disagree though.
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>>92679686
Didn't even notice I got in online
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>>92679693

Bruce's shown to be handsome and charming, Batman's shown to be creepy, asshole and uptight.
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>>92679755
Except when he's balls deep into Catwoman on some rooftop.
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>>92679826

He was definitely creepy with that "cat" bullshit.
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>>92679755
yep that's why I specify Bruce,
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>>92675749
What about lesbians?
Further, what about using strap ons?
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>>92672615
Byrne is the hero we need
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>>92679561
BULLSHIT! Bruce never uses a condom.
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>>92679873
Is it wrong that King has made me fucking despise Batman/Catwoman? He's ruined the pairing for me.
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>>92674219
You love dick right now.
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diana is gay you fools.
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>>92678834
She's officially 6'2".

I don't understand why >>92678585
said "remember" when his pic is literally the recent issue that established her current canon height.

For the New 52 they made her 6'0" for some asinine reason.

Batman is still canon 6'2" and Superman is 6'3".
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>>92677129
GIB ME THE SAUCE BRO
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>>92680892
"Queer".

I'm not really sure what the fuck that means but I imagine it has something to do with the fact that she grew up on an island of canonically lesbian and bisexual women and canonically had at least one girlfriend, but also is interested in the dick now that she's met men.
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>>92677129
>reverse search .gif
It's this a new way to recruit people for terrorism?
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>>92672445
The B is so you know he's black.
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Why do people hate Diana and Bruce but like Kory and Dick?
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>>92681499
I've actually noticed a lot more WonderBat shipping on the board of late. I guess they like it better than BatCat.
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>>92681550
It's because of Injustice 2. Wonderbat ain't amazing but it's pretty harmless and after WW got shit on even more from being Superman's cock sleeve in Injustice 2 it's making people go, "you know WonderBat wasn't so bad"
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>>92680463
Lesbian's can't have proper sex.
Everything, including strap-on "sex", is just foreplay.
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>>92678254
My nigga.

>tfw no spicy tanned redheaded gf
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>>92675143
>Also Byrne retconned it so that Ares was Hippolyta's father somehow, making him Diana's grandpa, but AFAIK literally everyone ignored that like a lot of Byrne's stupid retcons.

Probably because Ares is Hippolyta's father in Greek mythology.
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>>92677296

girls don't have foreskin
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>>92671196
To be fair, the one guy whose dick she keeps trying to hop on won't give it a go 'cause "muh issues."
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>>92683062
they have a clitoral sheathe which is basically the same thing
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>>92671910
Would Bruce have been avoided his fate in Batman Beyond if he got together with Diana?

Why did he get together with Babs and not her?
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>>92676190
>get dicked
>clit completely ignored almost every time

i cry erytiem
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>>92683458
tell 'em to at least suck it, girl

be assertive with your man meat
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>>92683443
Why did he get together with Babs at all?
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>>92683443
Something tells me that if Bruce was already totally fine with banging and impregnating Dick's girlfriend after they had been "taking a break" for like two hours, he probably wouldn't have a problem doing the same thing if he was dating Diana at the time.
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everyone loves wondy
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>>92684498
based demon
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Diana is a lesbian. Duh.
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remember that time wondy held a jar filled with superman's sperm?
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>>92681550
>>92682262

That's pretty much how i've been feeling lately. Injustice 2 made me absolutely hate the sort of characterization Wonder Woman every time she gets when she's paired with Superman, to the point where i'm feeling nostalgia for that magical era when JLU was on TV and JLA was being published.
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>>92682262

That, and there are scents of it in the DCEU. It's reminding people of their flirting in the DCAU and JLA run.
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>>92685504

You know you done fucked up when Snyder can write better character interactions than most comic writers.
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>>92685659
O'rlly?
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>>92672875
>Superman is married yet I have never seen him sleep with Lois

oh boy. there is a panel of superman and Lois naked on a bathtube and she says he did a very good perfomance
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>>92673295
>Wonder Woman is an interesting enough character that she doesn't need to get pregnant/have a baby to generate good stories, unlike a certain Marvel heroine.

this is ironic how in AUs she is always having superman babyes
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>>92682262
>It's because of Injustice 2. Wonderbat ain't amazing but it's pretty harmless and after WW got shit on even more from being Superman's cock sleeve in Injustice 2 it's making people go, "you know WonderBat wasn't so bad"

even on comics smww awfuness made people realize wonderbat wasn't awful
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>>92685959
I have never seen that(scans or it didn't happen) plus even if it's true that still doesn't actually show him Dicking Lois its just implied again Both Bruce and Dick have been shown Dicking(pun intended) women on panel the only way it could be more explicit is if penetration was shown much different than what is allowed with Superman.

By contrast Lois is the mother of Superman's child and the love of his life yet the best sex scene with the two you can come up with is them in a Bathtub and here is Bruce literally making Damian you see the difference anon?
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>>92674313
>originally appeared in closet of mystery #7
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>>92686020
Well I have been a Wonder/Bat fag ever since reading my first comic and watching JLU as a kid so its not new to me and I actually like it not just because its better than SM/WW but I think its the best relationship for the both of them.
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>>92686128

Don't ask for thing you might regret. Here's a page of Superman fucking someone.
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>>92671196

Almost better than the "diana gushes herself over despot supes"
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>>92686402
Cloth in the air without intimacy if you call that action figure bumping into one another sex I am sorry for you anon it was fucking weird with all the only them can fuck nonsense. Anon the point that you have to draw for this nonsense is telling don't you think?

My point still stand Superman have never slept with some without it being weird this bullshit doesn't change that.
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>>92672445
Oh god, Wonder Woman, they're just going to beat the everloving shit out of him now.
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>>92674219
Fag.
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>>92683443
The comics are non canon Right?
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>>92674219
>So in another time where things are a little different, wouldn't you love dick too?
This IS the alternate dimension.
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>>92687445

The Beyond 2.0? It should.
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>>92671196
she's probably had a zucchini up her wondergina during her teens. it's the Amazon's version of a bar mitzvah.
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>>92677628
They hated a lot of characters, but Shade and Hawkman got the worst of it.
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>>92687445
Only Timm is canon.
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>>92686128
It was one example to try and prove you wrong. Supes and Lois have been shown to fuck each other on panel multiple times.

Maybe you should idk read superman comics?

Also inb4 you say why he doesn't have iconic sex imagery like batman. The answer is simple. Unlike batfags, supefags aren't hormonal 13 year olds obsessed with sex.
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>>92687978

>The answer is simple. Unlike batfags, supefags aren't hormonal 13 year olds obsessed with sex.

So why in every Elseworlds he bangs and impregnates Wonder Woman as if that was a must?
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>>92688003
Guess that's where the 13 year old supe fags flock too?
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>>92688098

Probably, he's always shown as more of a god than a man in those.
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>>92671814
She came to the world of men for a reason, Anon.
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>>92688147

That is no man.
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>>92688147
If it's the world of men, why do we allow aliens like superman to live here? Just saying...
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>>92678585
I'm still taller than her. I don't know why this makes me happy.
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>>92671196
Holy Wondy cheekbones, Batman!
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>>92688098
>>92688003
>>92688117

Yeah ever notice how the mainstream well known superman stories are always elseworld bullshit? Despite more than half of them having shit quality. Its due to your edgy 13 year old fags.

While bat-wankery stuff in the mainstream is from the main timeline.
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>>92689659
For The Man Who Has Everything is mainstream, isn't it?
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>>92686128
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>>92688147
You are no man; "Men Are Brave"-BvS may have been Bad but that line was OK
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>>92687978
>The answer is simple. Unlike batfags, supefags aren't hormonal 13 year olds obsessed with sex.
You are right they are just losers obsessed with power levels and fuck you for implying only 13 year olds can appreciated Sex just fuck you anon
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>>92690130
What the fuck is he tackling his wife here? this looks as sexy as I expected it to look but I will give you credit in finding it though anon even if its not exactly my definition of sexy.
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>>92689659
What?
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Aggressive.
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>>92671814
Not in a good way.
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>>92691443
Best Wonderbat in my opinion
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>>92688765
Is she wearing heels in that photo?
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>>92691504

She's pure EVIL.
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>>92674980
Why do people even pair wonder woman with Superman, aside from both of them just being super powered monsters? I actually never understood it.
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>>92691526
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>>92693402
Why do people pair her with Batman, despite Batman having at least three better love interests?

Personally, I just want Diana to go with a woman.
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>>92693402

They're both DC's oldest and most iconic super-heroes of their respective sexes, they both share the same name conventions (ie: SUPERman and WONDER woman), they both share the same primary colors in their designs (ie: blue, red and gold).

That's it. Everything else are DC attempts to make each other more alike to justify the pairing.
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>>92693479
>Salty BatCat shipper detected

I understand anon you are afraid, afraid that if DC does Wonderbat(right) people will love it and it will become the norm hell most normie already associate them together and the DCAU have thought a generation to love the idea and Batman doesn't have a better love interest except maybe Zana
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>>92671196
Amazons are virgins anon since tall girls are shit
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>>92693660

Kind of an irrational fear though, isn't it? BatCat shippers being afraid of WonderBat is sort of like Tom Brady being afraid of the redshirt rookie while Belichick is still coach.
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>>92693768
>tall girls are shit

How can one be so wrong?
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Fuck it. I'm a wonderbat shipper and I don't care anymore. I was afraid of getting shitted on here because of the whole "Trinity shipping is cancer." But after so much awful WW/SM shit and Injustice 2 being the worst of the worst, I don't care anymore and I think it's a cute ship and harmless.
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She definately was
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Why did Shayera get so much attention in the JL cartoon series?

I became entranced with her to find out she is a relative noboduy in the actual DC(detective comics) comic universe.
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>>92671196
>just noticed wonder woman slightly bites her lower lip
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Batman is for Selina Kyle.
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>>92696745

Nah. Selina has become a bad character ever since DC decided to push her as this undying love OTP shit. She lost all her femme fatale appeal. It's dragging both her and Batman down.
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>>92694732
Wondie is for Steve fuckwad
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>>92696885

Steve's bland as shit, and a lot of editors and writers hated him over the years. He had been killed twice before being turned into an old man and sidelined.

Lets hope the movie can actually give him some personality.
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>>92673268
What about an amazon loli? Are there amazon girls, even?
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>>92696813
Femme fatalism can only last so long before it gets old.
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>>92671196
What if Hawkgirl hired a bunch of guys to take Wonder Woman's virginity, in an enjoyable way?
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>>92696613
Nobodies are the perfect characters to mess around with.
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>>92697091

But her constantly sulking about Batman and running after him because she can't live without him turned her into a pathetic character. This shit has also been going on since the 2000's. Her going back to be a femme fatale would actually be novel by now.

She's not even sorta villainous anymore. When they reference her stealing something they go out of the way to show that it is for some noble purpose like robbing some black market art collector to return the stolen goods to its rightful place.

She has been an utterly boring character that now can't survive without her thing with Batman being constantly brought up because that's the only thing of worth she has left.
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>>92696933
Traditionally, no. Amazons are immortals, and don't age, but also don't have children. Diana was a special case.

Diana's childhood hasn't been explored enough, unfortunately. They did more with it in the Silver Age than in the entirety of post-Crisis canon.

The recent Legend of Wonder Woman has a modified version where the original batch of Amazons are immortals but subsequent generations are not, so Diana has other children to grow up with.
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>>92697294
Her writing could use some fiddling, it's true, but I prefer her as an antihero.
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>>92671196
yes DCAU Wonder Woman is a virgin

also, all Amazonians are Asexual Virgins who aren't allowed to be lesbians
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>>92697294
Bruce is the love of her life.
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>>92697294
She wouldn't work as a modern bat villain either though without becoming some kind of merciless psychopath and kingpin, or an outright joke character. Nowadays Batman's stories don't really focus on stopping grand thefts.
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>>92673985
>Krípto x Wonder Woman
>wedding
>six months pregnant belly.

*loud sweating*
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>>92697333
>>92697430

I also don't think she should go full villain, because she has never been that, but her going back to being an untrustworthy thief slash uneasy ally (if there's a worthwhile prize) would be a good thing. Her being an independent and free woman who didn't wanted to be owned by no one and would leave Batman confused if she genuinely liked him or was just manipulating his feelings for her benefit was what i liked about her. It made her cool and dangerous.

The way she is now... i don't know what she is supposed to be other than the pathetic girl that follows Batman around because she can't survive without his constant dicking. She has become more of his many sidekicks than anything else.
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>>92674219

Good puss is far rarer than good dick.
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>>92697426

That's the problem. This take on her is too saccharine and hammy.
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>>92696745
Batman is for dying during his crusade, preferably at some alley at night after saving a family from a mugging.
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>>92696885
I don't disagree but if they pair her up with another hero, there's nothing wrong with Batman.
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>>92697494
Well, the in-between state doesn't seem that satisfying. What if she just flat-out joined the Batfamily?
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anyone else think Ollie wanted to fuck Wonder Woman?
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>>92697646

Well, it would just make her new status as Batman's sidekick of the last years official and bar her even more from interacting with other Bat-Rogues like Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.

And the Bat-Family is already bloated as it is. Who would she even interact with? Batman?
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>>92697135
>wingman Hawkgirl
Ha.
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>>92697650
ollie wants to fuck everyone

but dinah wont let em
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>>92697636
>>92696926
Personally trinity pairing at itself is cancer
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>>92697368
>also, all Amazonians are Asexual Virgins who aren't allowed to be lesbians
The villain in that episode was explicitly in lesbians with her Katana-but-a-villain sidekick.
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>>92697897

Nah, SM/WW is, not BM/WW. BM/WW could actually help WW.
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>>92697931
Fuck off, BM/WW either turns WW into just another conquest of Batman's because of Batwanking or it turns into Batman overly glorifying Diana.
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>>92697993
This
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>>92697993
>BM/WW either turns WW into just another conquest of Batman's because of Batwanking

There's hardly any Batman wanking in BM/WW and how the fuck can it be counted as a conquest when the pair have never really been together in anything?

>or it turns into Batman overly glorifying Diana

What's wrong with that? Diana's awesome. Nobody complains when he glorifies Superman as the better human and hero.
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>>92686607
Nah fuck you, here's Superman fucking Cheetah, and it was cute as fuck
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>>92697368
For a very long time it's been a heavily implied part of the Amazons and was recently made official.

Diana straight-up has an explicit girlfriend in both Year One and Earth One.
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>>92696745
I used to think like you until a few days ago when I read in one thread here on /co/ how much of a slut she has been over the years in canon, just the Slam and Sam Bradley is enough to dircard her as Bruce endgame.
Zatanna on the other side used to be perfect wife material pre-New52.
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>>92699019

That was terrible, anon. Specially because the writer was self-inserting as Clark and inserting his girlfriend as Cheetah. She's even drawn to look like her.
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WW/SM is logical.

WW/BM is cancer.
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>>92699032
Zatanna is way too good for Bruce, he'd only drag her down which is why she worked better with Dick in YJ
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>>92699113

What's logical about SM/WW? And even if it was logical, which isn't outside of superficial similarities, it is still a shitty ship that has never produced a good story and has been actively damaging the character of Wonder Woman.

Meanwhile BM/WW made and is still helping make WW popular.
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>>92699032
At the start of the New 52 Bruce was fucking a reporter in Detective Comics, a concert pianist in Batman: The Dark Knight, and Catwoman in Catwoman so no one's pure here.
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>>92699130

Zatanna was awful in YJ.
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>>92699194
>Meanwhile BM/WW made and is still helping make WW popular.
They've never been together before except being hinted at in DCAU. WW is popular because she's the most well-known/iconic female superhero not because she's fucking Batman
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See now Jack was us/

Ashi was life...

Love life desu. It's not easy. Life is hard.

Not a fan of Roma Reigns
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>>92671196
She's implying Diana is a dyke.
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>>92699200

Not all at once.

Batman was jumped by Catwoman in the first arc on the Catwoman comic and dated briefly the reporter in the first arc of Detective Comics, but he'd only date the pianist much later in Batman: The Dark Knight and at the time there was an arc in Detective Comics where he outright told Catwoman to fuck off because he was currently dating the pianist.
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>>92674023
>not liking Operator Steve from Rebirth

get the fuck out
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>>92699243

>They've never been together before except being hinted at in DCAU.

They had been hinted at in the original Brave and the Bold comic, actually, this waaay in the 70's, and it wasn't any fake-out.

And their romance in DCAU helped make WW popular. There's a reason why BM/WW is so popular among casuals. Her interactions with Batman in DCEU is also doing wonders for the character.

Meanwhile everyone is fucking hating her characterization in Injustice 2.
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>>92699318

He's pretty much a blander Batman in that. I'd rather have poor man's Rick Flagg from Nu52.
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>>92699113
>durr they both have superpowers therefore they must bang
Miller pls go.
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>>92699401
Cocky sleazeball with a heart of gold Steve is best Steve tbqh
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>>92699574

Yup. DC needs to bring that characterization back ASAP. Steve has been boring as shit for decades now. When was the last time he has been like that? 60s?
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>>92699089
horrible taste senpai
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>>92699641

Nah. American Alien is overrated here for some reason.
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Just give Diana someone like Big Barda who would dominate her
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>>92699658
I liked it, and the pairing Clark x Barbarah was cute
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>>92699694
>breaking up Scott and Barda's marriage

No fuck you, they're too perfect to get into all this shipping war stuff
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Jack only had one alternative ending & that was not suicide.

Good does not suicide.

Good spreads good till their guts bleed out.
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>>92699694

Diana having someone stronger dominating her defeats the entire fucking purpose of the character. It's one of the many reasons why SM/WW is obnoxious.
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>>92697993
Batman is almost always shitted on his relationships. Catwoman does nothing wrong and walks all over him. Talia raped him and Batman still treats her fine. I don't see why his relationship will Diana would be any different. So I wouldn't worried about her crushing on Batman. Batman worshiping Diana as a Waifu is a very real possibility tho.
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>>92699779
Grey Beard Jack with a rather large family.

It's his anniversery date to a loved woman. 50 years or such.

Family around him, grand and even great grand children... a lady butterfly.
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>>92699853
I can't self-insert as the goddamn Batman, anon.
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>>92699113
Nah. SM/WW is actually proven cancer.
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>>92697294

Ever since Brubaker the character has been in a better place than she ever was before. You're just a false-flagger who really doesn't give two shits about the character. The Batman mythos and comics in general had basically left her behind before her revamp.
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>>92697447
I know right? but sadly it seems is still too far from us.
>>92699200
Bruce always try to avoid any kind of real love relationships meanwhile Selina just open her legs with almost any man (and now probably even women) that shows her a bit of affection.
I already knew she was not pure at all (I mean being a ex-prostitute and all) but now I know she is literally a slut I just can't see her as a real possibility of endgame for any hero.
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>>92699803
Instead we get muh Wonderwoman is stronger than Superman stories, fuck dat. I'm glad she's not bulletproof again
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I think the only good comic with SM/WW undertones is JLA: A League of One, this if you use your shipping googles and ignore the fact that by the continuity Superman was married to Lois at the time.

All the others have shit characterization.
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>>92699853
This. These fuckers acting like Wonder woman would get belittled in a relationship with batman, bitch it would be business as usual but with a nicer waifu that he loves that isn't a fucking villain
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>>92699355
>And their romance in DCAU helped make WW popular.
> There's a reason why BM/WW is so popular among casuals.

By that measure, shipping WW with Clark in DCAU would've achieved the same effect.
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Thinking that Diana has never had any sexual experience with her Amazon sisters is ridiculous. At least there was some mutual masturbation involved.
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>>92700027

>Instead we get muh Wonderwoman is stronger than Superman stories, fuck dat.

Are we discussing the same thing?

I'm saying that WW dating someone stronger than her and that would dominate her defeats the purpose of the character, when she was created to be the stronger and assertive one in a relationship. This is one of the reasons why i find the SM/WW bad.

You're talking about powerlevels, which doesn't really has much to do with my point.
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>>92700136
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>>92700065

If it was well-written and helped make her likable? Yes. It would achieve the same effect,
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>>92686128
Every single portrayal contradicts every other. You cannot connect the dots of their relationship.
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>>92700065
>If X+y=c them E+y=c
this is how stupid you sound anon you fucking retard Batman is not Superman
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>>92699983

And ever since then she has been boring as shit. Brubaker was a good writer, but i find that his take on her has run its course. I don't think she's in a better place right now.
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>>92700205
>If it was well-written and helped make her likable?
So it couldn't happen then.....
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>>92700281
>posting a cropped Action Camus trying to pass it off as Superman
I'm onto you.
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>>92700321

Of course it can happen. Every ship has potential. It all depends on the execution.
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>>92686157
>Azzarello
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>>92700321
Why wouldn't it?
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>>92691548
Do they let youwear shoes in a mug shot?
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>>92699113
Both are cancer.
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>>92697135
She'd probably decline. She has other priorities.
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>>92697430
How about as a Batwoman villain?
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>>92699318
I didn't say I didn't like it, in fact he was perfect in Year One and shirtless a lot, wew but it doesn't resonate with people and many don't see why Diana would love him.

People are already praising the movie version and his cunt-moistening charisma makes it clear why Diana would fall for him.
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>>92700905

Steve was hot and cute in Year One, but boring as fuck as well. A character being hot isn't good enough.
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>>92701006
I think he played well off of Diana. He wasn't a goofball like in the animated movie but also wasn't super-srs business like he's been in New 52.

Steve, to me, will always be Captain America. Friendly, old-fashioned, but when the time calls for it he's strong, level-headed and staunch in his beliefs.
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>>92701179

I felt he was fine in the first chapters when they're still getting to know each other, but after they come to Man's World he becomes nothing other than that cute montage of them training her new powers together. Rucka should have given him something interesting to do.

>but when the time calls for it he's strong, level-headed and staunch in his beliefs.

See, that's what was missing.
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>>92700379
>>92700451
Pic related is the first time any romantic connotation was added to Batman and Wonder woman's interactions it happened in the episode The Brave And The Bold, essentially Wonder woman was stopping a missile from hitting gorilla city and in doing so she seemingly dies and Batman rushes over to the crash site and desperately tries to dig her out and then out of nowhere she effortlessly shrug's the missile of and now everyone is cheering and Diana sees Batman's dirty hands and he hides them then she kisses him(pic related).

Now tell me how in Gods name that could work with Superman? NONE...pure and simple he would either save her or somehow show how powerful he is, it simply doesn't work and that is a fact Superman is not Batman and he just can't relate to Diana in a way that would make Diana and their relationship endearing at all
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>>92700311
Remember how in BTAS she was essentially a kleptomaniac, and couldn't stop stealing even after she tried to go straight?

I feel like that's an angle worth revisiting. I kind of like the idea that she's got some mental issues, it makes her fit in better both with Batman and with the rest of his rogues.
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>>92701684
>it makes her fit in better both with Batman and with the rest of his rogues.
You had me until you said This....Look I get it its very simply to say Batman and his rouges are all just crazy but its just so cliche and really its not true...its the same as saying all the amazons are crazy warriors just...NO
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>>92701612

>Now tell me how in Gods name that could work with Superman? NONE...pure and simple he would either save her or somehow show how powerful he is

This is pretty much what happens in the "Repulse!" of the new cartoon Justice League Action. Bonus point for showing Wonder Woman being thirsty as fuck for Superman and fumbling around the entire episode in her attempts to help.
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>>92701684

Literally one of the worst iterations of the character
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>>92701883
Exactly my point I feel like some anon just want to ignore how bad SM/WW is and the fact that it have never produced something good and has no indications that it ever will and lump it in with Wonderbat as "Le Trinity Ship" which is bullshit. Don't like wonderbat fine but lets not pretend its as bad as SM/WW

Some idea's just will never yield fruit and SM/WW is one of those ideas there is no hidden angle to explore, no Princess/Farmboy, no good writer that could ever make it work god himself couldn't(Jim Lee and Dan Didio) make it worth looking at and that is how much SM/WW sucks ass. I think less of anyone comic fan who ships it specifically those who are fans of Wonder woman
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>>92702007
How so? As a Batfag I don't give a damn about her but I am not offended by her either but how was the DCAU version worst than any other version?
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>>92702122
IMO WonderSupes is as bad as WonderBats, except for the fact nobody has ever written WonderBats into fascist insanity like Kingdom Come or Injustice.

I'll just never understand why anyone likes WonderBats.
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>>92702287
Batman needs a good faithful woman that hasn't raped him, okay.
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>>92672445
'AY WONDA BOY YOU GIT ON DOWN HERE AND USE THAT WONDERIN' TO PICK SOME MO' COTTON, NOW
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>>92702287

>I'll just never understand why anyone likes WonderBats.

Batman and Wonder Woman have a lot of chemistry. Their interactions are fun and cute.
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>>92694732
I am ashamed of you anon not for liking Wonderbat which is best ship but for letting these asshole on /co/ influence you....SHAME anon....SHAME
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Bekka is best Wonderwoman along with best Superman, Superhombre.
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>>92702520

Their relationship in the comics and animated movie sucked, though, despite Superhombre being cool as fuck.
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>>92702583
They were swinger pals which is a-ok, hombre.
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>>92702379
I just really don't see it. She could have that kind of interaction with any other character.

And when they have Batman get nervous it feels really OOC.

The only time I saw anything there was in the Circe JLU episode at the beginning, where Batman keeps his composure despite being teased.

I mean, if you like it, more power to you I guess, but I'll just never get it.
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>>92701861
Catwoman is crazy. She dresses up like a cat to steal things.
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>>92702287
>I'll just never understand why anyone likes WonderBats.
Anon just take the time to actually read it I'm not joking its one of those small things that you notice over time its not as in your face as SM/WW and when it is done right its just amazing read Planetary/JLA: Terra Occulta and Greg rucka's Wonder woman Run its really good and a personally small moment of mine is Rock Of Ages and elesworld type story where Diana is in character mostly cause Superman isn't around(see pick related). Wonderbat is great and it makes sense if you know both characters well.
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>>92702909
This is Batman and Wonder woman true warriors who look death in the face and still fight on. Batman and Wonder woman are Bad ass just the way it should be
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>>92702909
I've read all of Kelly's JLA, it's my favorite JLA run, and I'm Texas Anon so obviously I've read Rucka Woman plenty of times, I just simply don't see it.

All the good things about it (the contrast of Batman's machoness with the loving submission, Batman venting his emotional side) are the things that Steve was originally created for.
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>>92702705

>She could have that kind of interaction with any other character.

But she doesn't.

>And when they have Batman get nervous it feels really OOC

Nervous how?

Have you ever read JLA?
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>>92703124
>But she doesn't.
Only because they picked Batman to make her have those interactions with.

They didn't have that sort of interaction before Kelly introduced it.

>Have you ever read JLA?
Yes. >>92703027
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>>92703176

>Only because they picked Batman to make her have those interactions with.

That doesn't stop her from having the same kind of interactions with any other character, though. Writers can do it. Yet there's none.

>They didn't have that sort of interaction before Kelly introduced it.

Yes, they did. Read Wonder Woman appearances in the Brave in the Bold. They've always had this teasing banter between them.
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>>92702705
>And when they have Batman get nervous it feels really OOC.
Seems like you just have a problem with Batman having feeling and showing his love for someone openly. I hope you also hate all his other love interest cause he tend to do it around them also. Or is it that you don't think Diana is worthy of such affection?
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>>92702183

She was incompetent, unlikable, and not very charming. Also the Pfeifer look sucked. All the episodes centered around her were terrible.
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>>92671196
No, she is implying Wonder Woman is a lesbian.
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>>92703271
>That doesn't stop her from having the same kind of interactions with any other character, though. Writers can do it. Yet there's none.
I mean, what do you want me to say? The fact that they don't do it doesn't make the fact they do it with Batman any less arbitrary to me.

>Yes, they did. Read Wonder Woman appearances in the Brave in the Bold. They've always had this teasing banter between them.
Fair point. Haven't read much of that, though I've read a lot of Silver Age Justice League of America.

>>92703290
>Seems like you just have a problem with Batman having feeling and showing his love for someone openly.
I'm fine with it but I think he fits with femme fatales like Catwoman and Talia where the relationship is kind of doomed. That's just my take on Batman: that he's too dedicated to his job to ever have a meaningful, long-lasting romance.

Just my interpretation of course and a lot of writers disagree.

I'm not trying to argue that it's wrong or anything, just that I don't see what is particularly appealing over any other ship.

I will read some of their BatB team-ups to see what you're talking about, though, that might make me understand.
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>>92703271
Wonderbat is great I just can't understand how "Texas anon"
doesn't see it, shit makes perfect sense Batman would naturally cross into Wonder woman's world cause he is rich, an ambassador would see a wealth philanthropist a lot and Steve is just lame and bland and sure they could use him but why choose an inferior product when you can have this?
>>92675784
>The Brave And The Bold
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>>92703440

>I'm fine with it but I think he fits with femme fatales like Catwoman and Talia where the relationship is kind of doomed. That's just my take on Batman: that he's too dedicated to his job to ever have a meaningful, long-lasting romance.

See, that's why i like BM/WW somewhat. You've both Batman and Wonder Woman, characters which i think take their "mission" very seriously. They both took it upon themselves and see it as part of who they are. So there's an understanding there between them. And they both interact with each knowing full well that their mission will always come first. So there's no judgment or resentment there.

That's why it works.
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>>92703640
I also feel like Batman's focus on vengeance and aggression is kind of incompatible with Diana's peace and love.

But again that depends on who's writing Batman, and Kelly's Batman was definitely not as hardcore.
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>>92703640
This guy gets it Tex seem to only apply his "doomed" logic to Batman but Wonder woman is just as obsessive its just that she hides it better and socialize more but at the end of the day she is still an eternal ambassador who isn't going to retire on a farm. Another think I thin he is doing is that he thinks Batman isn't going to love wonder woman with all his got not because his mission doom him doesn't mean he treats the woman in his life poorly and the only time he pushes them away is to save them from "Batman" which isn't necessary with Wonder woman
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>>92703748
>I also feel like Batman's focus on vengeance and aggression is kind of incompatible with Diana's peace and love
You mean the guy who doesn't kill and gives all his villains multiple chance to rehabilitate, hell he even goes so far to give them jobs at Wayne tech to try to keep an eye on them Batman may put on a scary face but deep down he is just a bleed heart
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>>92703880
Fair enough.

At the end of the day, a lot of writers I know get the character like Kelly, Jimenez and Rucka like the ship so I can't say it's just intrinsically bad.
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>>92703748

But that contrast could be a good mine for stories. Bruce became Batman because he wanted to win back some power and control, and while he has a lot of anger and wish to deal out punishment on criminals, there's also a great part of him that's hopeful for a better tomorrow and believes in redemption. In giving even the worst criminals a second chance. He's full of compassion. That's why he gets so angry when he sees injustice. His hate comes from his care. So Bruce's constantly battling with himself and his impulses. Even his anger is tempered by control and planning. It's a focused thing.

Wonder Woman could be a great influence on him. She could teach him to better control his anger and to express his compassion in better ways. She can essentially make him be a better man. That's all what Wonder Woman is about, after all.
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>>92703923
That's all right I realize the aspect of wonderbat that gives you trouble is Batman. You have to remember at the end of the day Batman is just Bruce Wayne trying his best DC loves to play up the Darker aspects of his character a lot and it seem you have fallen for it but he is still a good man doing his best a bleeding heart just like Diana.
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>>92703981
Mandatory post
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>>92703981

In the newest issue of Wonder Woman, by Greg Rucka, it was revealed that Ares had been consumed by the madness of war until Aphrodite came down from Mount Olympus with some bracelets that could help calm him down and help him regain his sanity. Ever since then he has been secretly living in Paradise Island in peace. The island, in fact, was created to house him, while the amazons therein it where created to guard him and protect him from anyone that might want to use him.

So you've this myth of a warrior consumed by madness that was presented by his lover with bracelets meant to heal him as a show of love. I can almost see Batman wearing amazonian bracelets as a mean of meditation.

This myth can pretty much serve as a correlation to BM/WW, not that this was Rucka's intention.
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>>92704112
He sat with her till her time came, and convinced her to do what was right even though the world wronged her and took so much from her....Sounds familiar?
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>>92672012
>makes sense for her to have some level of reluctance

That's like saying it's okay to hate black people because you were once mugged by a nigger thug.

She was sexist just as you would call the latter racist.
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>>92704769
That's not quite a good equation lets flip it, After years of enslavement and degradation isn't it understandable for African American's to be a little reluctant towards Caucasians at first? Note that I used the word reluctant I didn't say it as OK for them to hate them same with Wonder woman but her seamlessly fitting into mans world at first doesn't make any sense especially after being segregated from it for so long. context is key
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>>92704264
crazyh fucking headcanon man
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>>92705026

Not head-canon. Just thought too much about this shit.
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>>92673268
She and Steve, after Rucka's run, make a go of things again. And this time, after going through the ordeal that was The Truth, she decides she needs to shape a new path for herself and invites Steve Trevor to make that path with her.

On a beach like where they first met, rendering sand and sea into clay.
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>>92704919
Some of the Amazons were very reticent about being fearful of men, some were outward about it, but Diana was very curious and didn't have any hang-ups. That's kind of her entire point: she's the link between Themyscira and man's world. She doesn't have any reason to fear men and she's eager to meet them and be part of their world.
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>>92671707
>Galgadot's
>Galga
>GOLGOM
I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE BEHIND THIS
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>>92705605

She should be a bit guarded initially. Steve should be the example that gives her hope that men aren't all like her sisters described it.

The same deal with Superman. Always found weird how Pre-Flashpoint she had the hots for him after just meeting him for just a second, despite her people having a bad experience with a mighty hero who seemed like a nice guy before in their history. She hardly knew anything about him and even then she agreed to go on a blind-date with him in a secluded location knowing very well he could easily overpower her. He could have easily pulled an Herakles on her. The fact she found him hot because of his powers was even stranger.

So i find WW being a bit guarded with men initially much more sensible. Not that she'd be impolite, or at least not intentionally, since she doesn't have a filter, but just be generally on guard. Steve, of course, eventually helps her acclimate.
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>>92674061
great mindbreak
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>>92702379
>all this arguing about lawfulness, godhood, batmans dick, and power and manhunter is just doing fuckin crayons in the background
my niggaaaaaaaa
>>
I genuinely can't imagine Diana having a sex. She just doesn't seem like she wants to go all the way.
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>>92671196
Diana is a bitch
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>>92701612
>implying Superman's hands can't get dirty.
>implying one super-powered flying being cannot relate to another super-powered flying being.
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>>92704769
Yes, the whole point is "If you've typically had experiences with [insert group here], it makes sense to be a bit apprehensive around them, it's only human"

Yes, that means depending on your politics and whichever chip you're carrying on your shoulder, there are going to be groups that you accept this about and groups where, when people apply this standard, you call it sexist, racist, whatever.

But it doesn't matter. It's fine and human for ANY group to fall into that, and it's understandable as long as you don't go too crazy with it.
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>>92708086
>Diana is a bitch
Actually:
>>92673526
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>>92674468
It's a direct reference of an old porn pic
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>>92674096
>if DC allowed Batman and Wonder woman to sleep together and they did it right it would be amazing.
The same could be siad of virtually anything. Clark x J'onn could be amazing if written well, but that's the trick isn't it? getting good writing in a genre plagued by shit
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>>92699574
Nah, kawaii Steve is best Steve
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>>92677628
Why? I don't really know the character at all, so not sure why they did.
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>>92708073
I constantly imagine her being raped. And having multiple orgasms forced upon her.
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>>92674096
That's going in the reference folder.
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>>92709072
By Krypto?
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>>92709274
By a random mugger, actually.
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>>92709274
>By Krypto?
No the same anon but I do.
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>>92709072
same just after getting mindfucked by banshee in secret six
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>>92709418
She's never looked hotter than on her knees with her eyes glazed over and her mouth foaming.
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>>92709594
I liked the brainwashing helmet and the oxygen mask pumping drugs into her.
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>>92709594
Truly she was lower than the lowest animal in that beautiful moment.
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>>92674219
Sex is so good, amirite, fellow non-virgin?
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>>92709743
Smug food eater winker ass bitch
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>>92671910
I loved how they always played up the 70s fashions with Wonder Woman.

Sure it was almost totally a tribute to Linda Carter, but that shit was fucking hot on an amazon-bodied woman.
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>>92683443
Because he is not a good person
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>>92683443
Diana left for the Justice Lords universe and married Lord Superman, after he killed Lord Batman, to keep him in check.
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>>92710948
SM/WW can only exist in some insane bad end universe can't it?
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>>92710990
What about the current direct to DVD movies? Didn't she completely cuck Steve?
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>>92708181

>implying one super-powered flying being cannot relate to another super-powered flying being

That's unappealing as fuck because it always translate to them feeling alienated from the rest of humanity thanks to their powers and creating a little bubble for themselves of self-importance. "Boo hoo, we're so special and mighty, Kal, these lowly humans would never understand how it feels. Please, grab me by the pussy and lets take off to the clouds".

That take for characters that should have their humanity magnified is terrible.
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>>92711032

Yes, because Steve is only human.
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>>92710948
>>92710990

I wouldn't count the Beyond 2.0 comics as canon since they get tons of things from the comics wrong.

For example the fact that Justice Lords Superman isn't some generic evil villain. He was pretty much like main universe Superman, only a bit more hands on and paranoid. This including the fact that he was very much into his Lois. In the cartoons he kept Lois on house arrest for her protection and would constantly check up on her. In those awful comics his Lois was never mentioned and he was dating Justice Lords Wonder Woman for some dumb reason.

Either way, they did that story because Nu52 at the time was in full swing and they couldn't help themselves but also insert SM/WW in a comic line meant to explore the future of DCAU. They even turned down a much better script where it would be revealed that Wonder Woman had been in Paradise Island all that them serving as the amazons new queen. Something much better than Wonder Woman being stranded in the Justice Lords universe and being forced to marry Justice Lords Superman in order to maintain peace in that world.
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>>92711128
It's expected to have a different vibe due to being a different product, but there's no reason to assume it's not either the same world, meaning canon, or just another split world in an infinite universes thing. Which is still depressing.

For all we know, that Lois completely broke up with Superman, or she got killed somehow (maybe due to her association with Superman)
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>>92711198

But that story was full of contrived shit and it only served to give a convoluted origin to that Zod kid that was introduced way earlier.

Those comics were terrible. Why take that as canon? Remember when they kept referencing shit like Batman Inc, something that never had any relation to the cartoons?

And again, they turned down a much better pitch for the return of Wonder Woman so they could insert SM/WW in a setting that didn't beg for it. All because they're inserting SM/WW in fucking everything a the time.
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