Can we had a Connie thread? I need cute pics
How about a Priyanka thread instead?
>>92666036
>>92666036
As far as brown waifus on /co/ goes, I've noticed it's come down to the good ol' India vs. Pakistan dilemma.
So, who does /co/ prefer?
>>92666036
No, she's garbage
>>92666128
Does /co/ prefer haram or halal?
>>92666051
>>92666195
TUMMY
U
M
M
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What a cute British girl she is.
>>92666234
Bacon-wrapped.
>>92666305
>They ruined it
>>92666446
What about taking a halal girl and mind-breaking her to make her haram?
>>92666036
Connie is garbage. Not only is a she a dull and simultaneously annoying self-insert character, but she also ruins every episode she's in because everyone around her are always written as morons.
>>92666452
That's actually funny.
>>92666064
>>92666036
To bad she couldn't have been the human aspect that could actually fight off gems.
No fuck you Steven is not a human aspect
>>92666051
More tummy?
>>92666726
>>92666128South India
>>92666234
Haraam any day.
Islam can fuck off
>checking this thread
already fucking masturbated today fuck
>tfw no innocent childhood relationship
>>92666636
Hindu not Muslim.
Has Doug molested Connie?
What is Doug's nationality? I feel like I read somewhere that he is Japanese/ east asian and took Priyanka's last name
>>92668366
Probably American by nationality, actually. You will note that neither of them has so much as an accent. For his ancestral heritage, maybe India, maybe some other place in Asia. It's hard to tell these things in the style of the show and India has many ethnicities that actually look quite different and spill over into Indochina and the Pacific Islands.
>>92668366
What's also interesting is that Maheswaran is a Tamil last name, while Priyanka is generally a North Indian Name. Dunno if this was purposeful lore, or just poor research by the creators.
>>92668546
You think Doug is getting his Delhi dose of Priyanka?
>First impression of Connie's parents is that they're both super strict and overprotective.
>Later on Doug is like "hey let's stake out a dangerous amusement park in the middle of the night.
So all the strictness came from Priyanka? Is Doug pussywhipped?
>>92668163
Doug probably gets molested by Priyanka.
>>92666726
That's not sanitary
>>92669513
>Indians
>Sanitary
>>92666036
>>92667672
>>92666036
dem LEGS
>>92669743
I hate her, but I'd let her serve me under Pearl's tutelage.
>picking the hideous annoying child over her thicc mature mother
Shit taste
>>92670427
>Picking fat stomach and cellulitic thigths over slim tummy and smooth legs
>>92667863
CUTE! CUUUUUUUUUUTE!
>>92670427
>>92670849
>whynotboth.jpg
>>92670211
>Connie
>Tanlines
someone's lying to themselves
"That looks nothing like what I imagined."
"You mean like the rule34 drawings you thought I didn't see you hide?"
"I, uh..."
"Wanna get familiar, Steven?"
>>92670849
>picking a stick over an hourglass figure
>Implying a doctor doesn't know how to keep away cellulite
>>92668768
That is the implications, yes.
He did act strict around Priyanka because she insists and because they likely try to project reliability and professionality to these new people, but his concern about Connie's odd acquaintances would be geniune, even if he is more relaxed while Priyanka isn't around.
Or maybe he tries to be "cool" and plays up a laid-back attitude because Connie talked positively about Greg to him. He does not expect danger, after all.
I wonder what the fuck she told them when Steven had her hold down the fort.
>Bye, mom and dad! I'll go anschluss Steven's bed for a week while he's out in space plucking his father from the hands of galactic tyrants!
>>92666237
What's Connie drinking?
>>92671995
Connie is too young to drink.
Now, if you wanna get wild, mamma bear drinks.
>>92670211
that swimsuit is really cute
>>92669743
surprised the artist hasn't drawn Steven's reaction to that yet
>>92666128
North Indian
>>92668768
Doug thought it was just some kid loitering, not anything dangerous.
>>92672135
Not sure why people like women so young, women of that range are great.
>>92666128
The only reason I would go with Kamala here is to drag her into a world of sin, so I might dig out what her foul little religion has implanted.
>>92674435
this
DON'T DIE
>>92666036
Forgot to come to this thread