story time

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>>92660650

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>>92660668

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>>92660686

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>>92660701

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>>92660723

>>92660650
>moon girl
baka desu senpai

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>>92660743

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>>92660767

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>>92660793

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>>92660811

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>>92660837

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>>92660856

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>>92660883

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>>92660918

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>>92660938

>>92660966
hell yeah

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>>92660966

>>92660686

Why is Frank so goddamn scrawny in this?

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>>92660983
Did the even explain why everybody sided with Hydra overnight? I know wanda and vision are being controlled.

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>>92661024

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>>92661041

>>92660966

So inbetween Hit monkey living with the mercs for money he's still with the howling commandoes? Neat

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>>92661068

>>92661068
based karnak

>>92661024

Deadpool blindly sided with Cap without knowing he was Hydra. Who the fuck knows why these bozos are

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>>92661095
I want someone to explain to me how she is driving from current sitting position

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>>92661125

>>92661118

Isn't everybody mind controlled by that monocle guy?

>>92661118
>Who the fuck knows why these bozos are
Dr Faustus brainwashing everyone not trained to resist brainwashing, and the personnel of SHIELD getting it extra thick with a side dose of mind control nanomachines or someshit

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>>92661147
Strong looks pretty good with a beard and I think Magik is growing her bangs back.

well this wasn't so bad

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>>92661192

>>92660793
It's like each page sucks away a bit more of my will to ever read another comic.

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>>92661217

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>an entire issue about nuHumans and the commandos

>>92660650
can we move this event to /aco/ or something?

>>92661024
Classic Heroes = Bad
Diversity Heroes = Good

>>92660743
>Inferno
>Real name is Dante

Almost as bad as Iceman being in love with someone called Romeo

>>92661024
Wanda because Marvel hates her.
Vision because it enables them to further dehumanise him into a generic robot.

>>92661279
>both tittle had a good concept but their execution was awful

I cant believe i was excited for the howling commandos but it ended up becoming Dun Dun Duggan mid life crisis the book.

Why the fuck does Marvel keep giving Garron work?!

>>92660668
>>92660686
>Gee, name, are you sure that's name? I think that's name's dad!

Such clunky exposition, Jesus

>>92660793
>manspreading

I thought this is a meme, made up by /pol/.

>>92660793
Y'know, normally I'd get all huffy about "manspreading" but Karnak would absolutely spread out just to be a dick. I mean, he specifically called middle-back. Probably trying to teach Kamala a lesson about how life is meaningless.

>>92660793
What did Kamala mean by this?

I ask seriously. How the "Stop manspreading me!" fit in the context?

>>92661642
She is so uninterested by the event she has to make up problems

>>92660793
>manspreading
They just can't stop. They can't.

>>92661192
Strong Guy became old


Thanks for ST, op.

THought id hate the book, but it is suprisingly not as bad as i thought.

>>92660938
Oh hey, is that Vampire-by-Night?

>>92661642
It's just sitting with your legs spread and taking up extra space, it fits in the scene where everybody is sitting the back of a cramped car.

>>92661167
Most of SHIELD is. I don't think Dr. Faustus' mind-control would work on the Howling Commandos though.

>>92660686
Oh, so royals left and now the retards are running the show, huh? Frank, you're supposed to be a cop. How do you not see what's happening. I am disappoint.

>>92661843

You'd expect dugan and man-thing to not be mind controlled at least

>>92661871
>Oh, so royals left and now the retards are running the show, huh?
The royals were the retards.

>>92660668
>>92660686
>>92660701
WTF
so hundreds of super-powered inhumans literally just gave up their city to some hydra agents?
this is some lazy writing

>>92661024
Secret Empire #0 says that Dr. Faustus hypnotized everyone working at SHIELD except Sharon Carter over the intercom...

How the fuck he managed to do that to supernatural characters like Man-Thing, I have no idea...

>>92661192
Shit, replace Beast and this could be a solid X-roster.

>>92661916
Events anon, you can't really just have Attilan watching Inhumans get rounded up but you can't have them do anything that might contradict what is happening in the main book. That's why tie ins always suck, and if its like CW2 Rosenberg may not even know who he can and can't use.

>>92661642
"Manspreading" is just when you spread your legs out while sitting to the point that its invading on the people next to you's personal space. Karnak took the back-middle spot in a small cramped car and then proceeded to take up way more space than he needed, no doubt just to be a dick because that's how Karnak rolls.

Kamala is cramped because of Karnak and wants him to stop. Karnak points out that since she can shapeshift, it's actually her that's using up more space than needed.

>>92660650
The issue is okay but i really don't like the cover. It is a mess.

>>92661891
Well, Dugan is an LMD, so he could just be reprogrammed.

>>92661024
> Never show compassion to an enemy
Karnak is a good and wise teacher

>>92660793

>Has the power to take any size
> Won't because "muh manspreading"

Is this page made to make Ms.Marvel looks like a bitch?

>>92661192

>it's another mutants jobs or shills for Nuhumans episode!

>>92661902
Name one competent Inhuman other than Maximus. One.

>>92661246
This was a fun issue.

>>92661125
>>92661147
The Devil Dinosaur visual gag was pretty funny though.

>>92661246
>no you can't join our mutant orgy

>>92661192
Yeah I actually kind of liked this. Had some pretty funny bits and actually made Inferno somewhat decent.

>>92660767
Karnak acts like he's under an influence of a substance.

>>92662347
>Whole family fucked off to space
>Finally can drop the edgy persona and get high
>Hydra attacks

>>92661024
My assumption is that, like most of shield, they got brainwashed. I mean, it's even in the recap page guys

>>92660837
was she hiding her tail or something?

>>92661125
There is a method by wedging the gass pedal with an object, but that's stupid and dangerous. This model of a car is also a stick shift, so its hard to imagine her shifting gears.

>>92660856
creepy karnak is creepy

>>92660856
All I can see in that last panel is Quake giving a blowjob to an invisible dick

>>92661192
Am I mistaken or is that my girl Tabby?

>>92660811
I know there making the Titles extra large to mimic the civil war movie but Jesus. Just reeks of try-hard.

>>92660938
Did Moon Girl seen a full grown man flying by smacking him with a thin tree branch?

...All while doing a girly skip jump that an anime magic girl would do?!

>>92663272
the branch is also on fire

>>92663298
I would just stand there and let her rake my eyes with it

>>92661192
>Hey remember how no one liked IvX? Let's do MORE!

This shit can't get cancelled fast enough.

>>92661147
>Karnak had Beyoncé on repeat
Truly, a master torturer

>>92661216
It wasn't drink bleach bad, but I woudln't call it good by any stretch. High points were Karnak, and the guest appearances. Low point is the generic fasisim. Meme of the book is unfortunately Manspreading.

>>92663891
do people still get triggered when manspreading is called out?

It was okay, not terrible

>>92663930
That question is framed like you're either trying for asinine points, or are incapable of reading the thread you're in.

>>92661916
Looks like they didn't expect them to try and take over the city, maybe they thought they would get a deal like Steve gave the mutants. Plus there ain't much to do when your only leader is the first captured.

>>92661827
>>92662090
Why is the "man" part necessary? why not just say "stop spreading your legs"?
Does pointing out that a man is doing provide with any other connotation?

>>92661192
Who is the guy that look it come from a 90s porno?

>>92664539
because its a thing strictly done by guys

>>92664539
Spreading has always been a thing and looked down upon no matter who does. Manspreading is just term that got popular in recent years and brought up when ever a guy does it as if to add some type of significance. It makes no sense and is just as dumb as mansplaining any thing like that.

>>92664568
Not sure, I thought it might be forge adding a goatee to his large mustache.

>>92664622
Everyone does it fuckboy, and you dont need another word which meaning is the same as an already existing word, adding the word man only bring a bad pejorative.

>>92664712
>Everyone does it fuckboy
99% of the time when the issue comes up its a guy doing it hence MANspreading. you clearly dont get out much

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>>92664832
>99% of the time when the issue comes up its a guy doing it hence MANspreading
lol, okay buddy whatever you say.

>>92664868
Maybe if guys didnt do it then they wouldnt get called out on it. Its pretty simple really. it was enough of a problem that it needed its own label

>>92663930
Yes because the person calling it out is usually a woman with a purse the size of a suitcase taking up 2 extra seats or wearing so much perfume you feel like your being tear-jerker but mentioning either one of those makes you a sexist pig

>>92661192
When did he come back from whatever hell he was in. That's the last I remember seeing him.

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>>92665260

>>92665260

>"""problem""""

kys

Also, guys have balls fucktard

>>92665618
Soule's Thunderbolt's

>>92661125
>Bob and Hydra Cap doing promos
This event is more fun than you would think

>>92662650
She can turn invisible

>>92661192

this is the hottest strong guy has ever looked

>>92661125
Why didn't Kamala burn at the touch of Man-thing?

Seriously, why?

>>92668796
Healing factor
Artist deadlines

>>92668796
I thought it was because he grabbed her by the bracelet thing, and not directly.

>>92661217
It's cute that they think it will last long enough for a letters page!

>>92668997
You only need two chapters to get letters anon. the thing is getting enough letters that also have "okay to print" on them.

>>92668944
I thought that didn't matter, that the burning goes through any costume or armor or whatever, it is magical after all, but I could be wrong, I guess.

Still, Inferno did plenty of burning, and he had full body costume.

>>92669085
>>92668944
Most likely answer is not being as afraid as she claimed. Where Inferno is a bitch at heart as shown with the flashback of him abandoning his friends.

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>>92660767
...am I getting tricked into reading an Inhumans book?

>>92670018
>tricked
I think they were pretty upfront with the fact that this is an inhumans book.

>>92664539
upper middle class ivory tower types need something to complain about and god knows they don't care about real problems

>>92660918
>Kamala is still asleep
Fitting.

>>92661192
So, were they just posing out in the field like that, waiting to be hit by a child in a car?

>>92672509
They were behind a fence, probablu didn't expect nine year old to drive through it and crash into them.

>>92664539
Because it's a feminist buzzword. Which is kinda true, because men do actually tend to spread their legs due to penis and balls while women, especially in skirts keep their legs closed more often.
It is still a sexist concept that obscures dozens of ways in which women like to take up more space than needed. We should introduce words for taking up space with your purse. Cuntbagging or something.

>>92669085
The bracelet has a phone compartment where she keeps her Nokia.
Nokias fear no puny monster.

>>92660723
Are they gonna note the fact that Kamala and Moon Girl killed a bunch of brainwashed guys in the first issue

>>92674726
Devil Dinosaur killed a guy, but those guys Kamala threw are probably alright. Capes slap people around all the time but ain't they ain't dead until the plot acknowledges it.

>>92661024
It in the descriptor page>>92660723
Everyone was brainwashed, think about that every time the "hero" kill someone

>>92660650
I want to see every character on this cover receive a violent, anal raping that leaves them gaping.

Especially the dinosaur and the vehicles.

>>92674726
That's okay. They were filthy cis-het males and kaffir, so Marvel's conscience is clean.

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>>92674964
>DD, Quake, Karnak, Inferno
>heroes

As far as we have seen Kamala and Lunella haven't killed anyone. The only thing we have seen where they someone appeared to die was when Devil bit that guy.

>>92660650
>that joker smile

>>92660650

Everyone is an asshole but Karnak is the best character. 5/10, all 5 goes to Karnak.

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>>92662766
>>92660856
Karnak needs to get better taste in lolis