Spider-man: Homecoming Official Trailer #3

This looks so damn good, but all it's doing is making me wish he were an adult

Damn these trailers have spoiled the entire movie.

I still don't like that Stark is pretty much babysitting Peter, there's no Daily Bugle, and most of Peter's tech is Stark. I feel like they're just going to kill Peter off for Miles eventually.

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Christ Sony

>>92655805
>RDJ is almost as big in the poster as Holland
>the villain takes that tiny spot in the middle

>>92655678
Haven't gotten around to seeing the films but It's genuinely amazing how much better the trailers for ASM1 look compared to this.
Campy tone can get fucked.
That series tried to do something intriguing & compelling like the past of Peter's parents & seemed to take things seriously. This has what? More god damn fucking hight school drama with ugly fucking bitches.
Never found Dunst attractive but Jesus she is looking good right now.
Fuck this. I say that as a fan of the Mcu.

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>>92655826

>>92655838
I didn't think I would ever see KC Green's art in a Marvel movie.

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Are you fucking serious with this bitch...

>>92655805
Is this fan-made?

>>92655812
They're shoehorning Iron Man so bad.

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>>92655838
>this is fine dog

>>92655812
>>92655805
Iron Man ruins both of these posters. Man fuck off RDJ.

>>92655827
the movies aren't the best but the kinda capture the je ne sais quoi of the comics
this is a badass trailer though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlM2CWNTQ84

what happened to the other guy?
how many fucking reboots are we getting?

>>92655884
I was never apart of the "FUCK ASM MOVIES" brigade. I didn't like ASM2, but I'll always admit that the costume was baller and the movie at least looked interesting, visually. Homecoming looks bland as fuck. I'm not interested in all the little gadgets IRON MAN has brought in (Spider-AI? Really?), I'm not interested in how big Iron Man's presence is period actually.

>>92655917
the action scenes in both ASM movies were great too, I liked them for the most part
Homecoming just looks kinda dull compared to them though

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>>92655678
wtf I love Homecoming now

Seriously though, this trailer was a huge step up from the previous ones. I really like how it seems like they nailed the Queens aspect, which is something the previous movies never really tried to do.

>>92655827
>That series tried to do something intriguing & compelling like the past of Peter's parents & seemed to take things seriously.
No, that was some shit they marketed and never did a single fucking thing with.

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WE NOIR NOW

>>92656001
I would assume it's because a very small percentage of the domestic and global audiences would know what an authentic Queens setting looks like. I sure as hell don't.

>>92655838
>dell laptop
is Marvel sticking it to Sony?

>>92656054
Sure, but its the little things.

>>92656069
>Vaios
>still existing
I don't even know why they've been using a 4 year old Vaio desktop in Silicon Valley. Its distracting as fuck desu.

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what are you hiding, /co/?

>>92655678
So not only does Tony invent all his gear, he has an AI to tell him how to fight his battles for him?
Peter's fucking useless!

>>92655911
Did you just get out of prison?

>>92656125
Peter is Spider Man.

Do you care?

>>92656140
Yes, now what the fuck did I miss? How was Iron Man?

>>92656125
This 7!

>>92656133
All it told him was possible web combinations, not an in depth plan when fighting. Stop jumping to conclusions. And they are going with the iron spider parallel when the first civil war happened.

>>92656125
An erection. Wanna see it?

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"we're gonna take care of the birdman now, Peter"

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>>92655805
RDJ has nothing to do with the decision-making.

It's sony's fault.

Fuck me. I'm officially more btfo about this than I should. It's hurts my eyes to look at that.

What the flying fuck?!?

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>>92655812
Wow... just wow.

Fuck you sony!!

>>92656216
>nd they are going with the iron spider parallel when the first civil war happened.
Except in this case, the Iron Spider suit that Peter has to reject his is actual fucking iconic costume.

>>92655678
>intelligent spider-suit
The trash your destination.

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>>92655827
>Campy tone can get fucked.
>I say that as a fan of the Mcu.

>>92656104
Anon, VAIOs live longer than your grandma. Mine is 10 years old already and still truckin'.

>spider suit ejects a parachute
BULLSHIT

The real Spider-Man would use his web armpits or make a parachute out of webbing or something

>>92656750
why web up a parachute if his suit comes with a parachute.

>>92656972
Because he's Spider-Man and that's what he does, which is what is inherently wrong with MCU Spider-Man

Spider-Mans core, and most central appeal has always been being a self made loner hero who uses his own ingenuity to get out of tough spots, not a pet of the Avengers or more specifically, Tony Stark's kid sidekick

Best trailer so far.

>>92656750
>>92656988
>can't accept new canon on characters that have already changed a hundred times
The real problem here is that they're still using old as fuck IPs instead of writing stories about new characters. Also, it doesn't count as a new character if you just race/genderbend a previous existing character.

>>92657100
new characters don't sell as much
if you want to blame something, blame capitalism

>>92655860
Tom Rothman: "We gotta shove Iron Man in, we gotta have Iron Man! Shove him right in, make him bigger! BIGGER!"

>>92657116
>le edgy marxism
The /co/mblr is real.

>>92655860
Blame Rothman.

>>92655805
>>92655812
Holy fuck, I legitimately thought this was a funny shoop until I Google it.

>>92657140
arts getting funded for reasons other than maximum profit is not marxism

>Trailer #3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEvV3OsE2WM

>International Trailer #3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbQdPBiF3Co

Why is the CGI so shit? Green screen is obvious as fuck.

>>92655812
This would be neat if it was just Spidey, no IM or Vulture.

>>92655805
>SEE THIS HAS IRON MAN IN IT! LOOK LOOK IRON MAN AND SPIDER-MAN! RDJ IRON MAN!

>>92657197
These aren't scholarly arts, though. It's just some capitalistic entertainment.

>>92657259
>capitalistic entertainment must be dumb like me

>>92657278
You were literally blaming capitalism itself.

>>92655812
This one would actually be pretty good if they didn't paste in the stock image Iron Man and Avengers tower.

>>92657284
I should, yes. It makes people dumb like you.

>>92657305
People are naturally dumb. Marxism sure as shit doesn't make people smarter.

>>92657205
The fuck is that second trailer? That doesnt even seem in character for Peter, more like "Hurr drr kids like selfies right lets make a selfie trailer on a front facing camera"

>>92657237
Real amateur hour, IM is so out of place because he's just flying by in a different direction.

>every one of Keaton's lines has been generic villain mumbo jumbo
bravo

>>92657309
>People are naturally dumb
Especially you, Cletus.

>>92657466
Hyuk hyuk, good one, Karl.

>>92655678
this is the ACTUAL trailer, i have no idea whats going on in the other thread here, that says its the 3rd trailer, when its just a couple of scenes released 2 weeks ago. is everyone on /co/ retarded?

>>92655678
now we know stark will build soft suit tech for his "friends" that go way beyond their normal capabilities or power sets..

..why didn't stark make black widow, hawkeye, falcon, and even cap, tech heavy protective suits as well?

it literally makes no sense for stark to build a suit for peter when he already has super-durability when widow and hawkeye can be easily killed at any moment while avenging.

>>92657259
entertainment is still a part of the arts field

>>92657692
Are you saying the government should bail out Marvel so it can keep not selling diversity comics?

>>92657688
He's trying to give the non-supers a hint, or just let them die. Either way he doesn't have to deal with them anymore.

>>92655678
this is so gonna make a billion

>>92657705
no I'm saying shareholding being allowed into the entertainment industry was a mistake.

>>92657744
What difference does it make? Whether it's a private business or mega corporation with shareholders, they're going to want to make the most profit they can.

>>92657249
I said that in a Mike Stoklasa voice.

IRON MAN IS IN SPIDERMAN! HE FLIES IN THE SPIDERMAN'S HOMECOMING! IRON MAN HAS THINGS IN THE MOVIE! HE'S BREAKING NEW GROUND...IRON MAN!

>>92655678
Enough Iron Man for fuck's sake

What's with the shillong for Spiderman?

>>92657802
Not*

>>92655678
Wait what's Donglover doing here?

>>92655805
>Iron Man 4 looks amazing XD

There's just nothing to this film. It looks so basic

>>92656750
>or make a parachute out of webbing
That's exactly what the suit did, dingus.

>>92655792
>This complaint still.

Damn maybe History of Cinema classes should be a mandatory thing.

Since people are pretty unfamiliar with trailers before the internet. Which did provide a synopsis of about 2/3rd of a film.

>>92655884
That opening shot alone looks more cinematic than all of Homecomings stuff. Everything about Homecoming looks so...basic. Like a Nickelodeon made for TV film.

>>92655678
jesus christ

>>92655678
Ok but is that emo chick mary jane?
Because if she is thats an interesting change.

>>92659452
>Ok but is that emo chick mary jane?

No. Now fuck off with this meme.

I think what's bothering me about this film is that it's a filler story. It's all about Peter losing his suit only to get it back by the end of the film. They present nothing in this film as a must see moment.

>>92659476
>only to get it back by the end of the film.

No. Its a basic hero story. Its Spider-Man discovering that he can be a hero even without all the fancy tech.

How do you know he isn't going to build his own fancy suit in the end, instead of having Stark just give him the suit back?

Would explain his suit change in future movies and instantly remove the whole "Stark supplies all of his tools" thing.

>>92659529
Thing is, why would they tease the other functions of the suit that Tony blocked off?

>>92659529
>Its Spider-Man discovering that he can be a hero even without all the fancy tech

Which is a filler story because Spider-Man never needed fancy tech to be a hero. This is some made up shit they did in Civil War and in this movie. It's like they're taking the DC route and making an entire movie to fix a problem that they created.

>>92659643
It just underlines his development as coming-of-age. He's coming into his own. The MCU films really want to drive home the fact that he's a kid, and not a mature adult.

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>>92655792
I get why people complain about Stark, but they kinda already hinted at Peter and Tony starting to not get along on some things. I still think the movie is going to end with Peter figuring out he doesn't need Tony, by beating Vulture with just the home made suit.

This is actually the first Homecoming trailer I liked, really enjoy Holland as Peter.

The plot will probably be generic as fuck, but his performance will carry the movie.

>>92655678
>>0:08
>>Goooooo
>>1:40
>>GOoooo
What's with that noise?

>>92659865
I think most action movies are pretty generic. I think Dr.Strange was the only one that was a bit different, but even still it was predictable.

I enjoyed seeing more of Holland's moments. Sitting on the train, doing small interactions with the people of New York, eating a sandwhich with his mask rolled up. That's some comfy shit. Just hope they handled the coming to age theme well and he makes his own suit, even if he keeps the lenses Tony gave him.

>>92655805
>>92655678
My two favourite Marvel superheroes in one movie. BASED

>>92659643
>Which is a filler story
As opposed to what? Literally any movie they make could be argued as a "filler" story. That's an idiotic argument to make. It effectively has no meaning.

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>>92659922
dubba dubs

Also it's strange to see someone not butt hurt about Iron Man. I just hope he doesn't save the day at the end.

>>92659767
The problem is that having nothing to do with the source material. Why even make the first spiderman movie in the MCU be about him figuring out he doesn't need Tony, like it was a major character arc for him?

>>92656045
Where the hell is this from?

>>92659914
Yeah those parts were my favorite too, actually brought a smile on my face. I hope there will be a lot of scenes like that.

>>92659946
Well. At least, in my opinion, it makes sense. Peter grew up watching the Avengers on TV, long before he had powers. You don't think kids, especially nerds like Peter, fanboy over heroes? Especially Ironman, who uses only his intellect and is able to compete with the rest. Iron Man is probably a huge inspiration to Peter, why wouldn't he, when suddenly giving powers, not accept a mentor like Iron Man? Peter wasn't very self-confident in some areas during the start of his superhero days, I don't see why it's that crazy why he would seek affirmation from a father like figure, like uncle Ben or Tony.

>>92656988
This is what bothers me about this movie. It feels more like Miles Morales wearing Peter's face.

>>92659946
>source material
Have you ever even read the source material? Sure doesn't seem like it.

>spiderman
Whelp. That seals the deal right there. Can safely disregard anything you have to say.

>>92660046
But Miles Morales is just a black Peter Parker carbon copy.

So its a Peter who wears Peter's face? So what's the problem then?

>>92660046
>Actually having a personality

>Miles

Now lets not get crazy here.

>>92660084
There isn't one. Just people haven't read ultimate back from when it first started.

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>>92655678
>>92655805
>>92655812

>>92660066
triple dubs of truth

>>92656045
>the mask when inside-out looks like some ancient-aliens tribal mask
huh

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>>92656547
no its not. this is peter's iconic costume, which we've yet to see in MCU. what tony gave him was something that looks like two different costumes spliced together

>>92660253
>what tony gave him was something that looks like two different costumes spliced together

Wut? Did we see the same movie?

>>92655805
>jon favreau

WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU DOING, SONY?

>>92660253
Dude, get the digital.

>>92655781
>an adult
I look forward to him going through a soap opera of dating Gwen, Felicia and MJ as he grows up.

>>92660294
By the way, who is directing this?

>>92655678
>he never shuts up
Seems like the most accurate Spider-Man to date.

>>92659946
they've used tony to replace reed richards (and in a way the whole F4) in peter's life.
the one peter idolized before getting powers, is overly-eager to work with after getting powers, gets given the cold sholder repeatedly, resents because he's not taking him seriously enough, gets over himself, sticks to going solo but still has the occasional team-up

that was basically spider-man's first character arc after getting his own book

>>92660418
Also him and the Torch hating each other because teenagers.

>>92660066
Spider-man fags should just die

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>people complaining about peter not inventing anything
>when he has
>web fluid
>web shooters
>sensory filtration goggles

>people complaining about peter getting an upgraded costume from tony with superfluous gadgets
>when it's clearly an adaptation of the iron spider situation from the civil war comics

>people complaining about peter having an ai
>when it's probably there as a way for tony to influence or monitor peter, like the iron spider suit does in the comics

>people complaining about tony being responsible for the creation of spider-man in the mcu
>when he's fucking not are you people retarded

>people complaining about peter rejecting his 'iconic' costume
>when his homemade suit has street hero charm and creates the feeling of peter being his own hero and yet an underdog in his final fight against vulture

I honestly don't even know why I go into /tv/ threads. Some of the most retarded and ignorant posters to ever grace the board.

>>92655678
>>92659452
>emo
What emo chick?

>>92660491
Aren't all those complaints being thrown around here too?

>>92660418
Similar what I said here, but yours is a bit more accurate. >>92660019

You make a really good point about the F4. I totally forgot about that until you mentioned it.

>>92660418
>they've used tony to replace reed richards (and in a way the whole F4) in peter's life.
Not really. Peter and Tony did have a kind of mentor/student relationship prior to Civil War in the comics, which was promptly destroyed during Civil War.

>>92660278
the red and black parts look like they're from a completely different design to the blue parts

>>92660521
Yeah. It's /tv/ threads on /co/ that I was talking about. Like I would ever actually fucking go to /tv/.

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>>92660491
>clearly an adaptation of one of the worst Marvel comics ever

>>92660491
>superfluous gadgets
>peter straight up said he is nothing without the suit

>>92660546
>Like I would ever actually fucking go to /tv/
Y-yeah. Me neither.

>training wheels protocol
kek

>>92660544
No, no it doesn't. You're just whining for the sake of whining. They could probably make an exact replica of Ditko's suit and you'd still find something to bitch about.

>>92660584
>peter straight up said he is nothing without the suit
I wonder what lesson he'll learn in this movie.

>>92660556
Spider-Man's issues in Civil War were good though. He was practically the only one to avoid character assassination, and watching him struggle with his conflicting feelings about the registration and him unmasking was all good drama.

>>92660516
Zendaya's character Michelle.

>>92660584
Clearly a sentiment he doesn't hold onto for long, retard.

>>92660605
it looks fine in the shots where you can't see the blue parts
just get replace those

>>92660556
>>92660621
Agreed.

While the decision to unmask is arguably good or bad, the lead up to that point, Peter suffering the consequences and struggling with his own values was one of the few good parts about the Civil War run.

>>92660319
Jon Watts

>>92660319
Jon Watts.

>>92660708
Really enjoyed both Clown and Cop Car. So I'm confident that Homecoming will be good, too.

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>>92660621
>Spider-Man's issues in Civil War were good though

>>92655678
Spider drone is cute.

CUTE!!

>>92655805
They even added one of Shockers goons and not Shocker himself or Donald Glover.

>>92660708
>>92660742
Who?

>>92660775
That's Montana. He's not just a goon.

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>>92660759
>Please don't kill my aunt
But if they hadn't tried we wouldn't have gotten Back in Black.

>>92656988
This. MCU Spider-Man is nothing like Peter.

>>92660819
We also wouldn't have gotten OMD.

I like Back In Black a lot. But I'd sacrifice not having it if that also removed OMD.

>>92656988
>a pet of the Avengers or more specifically, Tony Stark's kid sidekick

He's neither in "Homecoming".

>>92660777
some indie director

>>92660777
He directed Clown and Cop Car and directed a bunch of The Onion's videos.

>>92655805
who's that tranny under Peter?

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>>92660881
>The Onion

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>>92659914
Spidey eating while waiting for a bad guy to do something should be in every movie.

>>92660905
Zendaya's character Michelle.

>>92660905
His real love interest. Liz is just the typical popular girl red herring.

>>92660951
What a shitty fortune, Peter doesn't get lucky.

>>92655805
you'd think with the internet, they'll make poster that go viral for the right reasons.

>>92660848
I never liked Mary Jane so OMD didn't really bother me.

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I don't think this particular scene with Giant-Man makes sense.

In Civil War, Spidey says "Holy Shit" while taking a step back, here he's just talking to a camera and says "Oh he's big" like it doesn't even matter.

I dig the vulture's sound design

>>92660584
Wow, it's almost like it's a character arc or something. Surely the final battle with him using his shitty homemmade suit doesn't tie into this at all

>>92661154
>gets shocked by an unexpected event
>gets over it once he realized what happened
>which is "shrink guy goes big too"

>"Tony help!, I'm nothing without the suit"

>>92661325
>can't follow a basic hero story

How fucking slow are you, anon?

>>92661154
I have my doubts that'll be in the movie.

>>92655850
>supporting cast on poster
Fucking bitch

>>92661325
Best part of Spider-Man 2 was Peter without his powers

>>92661533
Did they ever explain what that was about? Like was he subconsciously repressing them or something?

>>92661589
yes and yes. It's an ongoing thing with Peter. he has survivors guilt about being a super and letting Ben die.

>>92661488
Yeah, its not like the supporting cast is really important to Spider-Man or anything. Fuck, who would think something like that!?

>>92661533
Yeah, watching him be a complete bitch and subconsciously lose his powers was totally amazing.

>>92655805

>Tony's portrait is bigger than Peter's portrait.
I don't think it's physically possible to push Iron Man any more without the movie being named Iron Man 4

As someone who grew up on Spider Man, it is his favorite superhero, and he has forgiven and enjoyed more bad content at times than he'd like to admit: boy, this looks super bad.

Pros:

>Michael Keaton as Vulture.
>Suit's a little cool but over done.
>Spiderman actor seems alright.

Cons:

>#BlackLivesMatter
>#CheckYourPrivilege
>Basically whole NWO approved plot of over use of gadgets, we kangz nao (PoC general), and, look, Whitey, we got a srs prblm here with you as the odd man out. lol

It just looks like a propaganda checklist of current NWO subversion tactics, and makes it feel like Spider Man, the only white kid, is like some kind of add on to the whole plot.

It should be called:

Rich Unseen Totally Not Self Serving Benefactor & People of Color Team up with Gadgets & Oh Hey There is a White Kid But Don't Worry He'll Soon Be Out Cuz #CheckYourPriviledge The Movie lol

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>>92655678

>His suit makes him unlock Achievos before he can use all his abilities

WHY TONY WHY

>>92658183

He is playing Hobie Brown/The Prowler

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>>92662254
>>#BlackLivesMatter
>>#CheckYourPrivilege

dude what the fuck are you on about

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>>92662254
Take this (You), you deserve it

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>>92662254

>>92662294
Tony has been playing too many action rpgs, apparently. Although I wonder, what exactly could be packed into such a tiny suit? Since they've cribbed Ganke from Ultimate Spider-Man do you think that it might also have camo and taser touch aptitudes?

>>92655792
I dont mind Peter having some tech, he used to back in the day, but the girl voice and parachute is lame

>>92662254
>>#BlackLivesMatter
>>#CheckYourPrivilege

Where the fuck were either of these things even suggested in the trailer?

>>92655812
AVENGERS
IRON MAN
AVENGERS
IRON MAN

Fucking hell, Spider-man is Marvels biggest property, they dont need to shill like this. This is almost as bad as the Ant Man posters

>>92662724
He had webshooters and a flash light. That was literally it.

>>92655850
Isn't she the girl who tried to use a out of date coupon, and when they denied her she threw a bitch fit about how the whole shop was racist?

>>92662773
Dont forget spider-tracers

>>92662788
Yeah shes a big BLMer

meh, I''ll just play the game.
this looks mediocre.

Peter always has a mentor in these movies. They usually turn into the villain.

>>92663153
Role model and other positive relationships like that would be more accurate, but you aren't wrong.

>SM1: Norman
>SM2: Otto
>SM3: Peter is the role model now, becomes bad (POTTERY)
>ASM1: Connors
>ASM2: Spider-Man is the role model, spawns Electro and Green Goblin

Wouldn't even Redbox with a stolen credit card.

I'd rather watch the "Notice-me-senpai" Electro than this garbage fire. If you're going to make Spidey into Tony's tech bitch, at least give him the Iron-Spider suit from the Civil War comics. Fuck Tom Hollandaise Sauce as well. He'd look better as faggot Iceboy from the O5 with his alien looking skull.

I predict a major flop.

>>92663421
>at least give him the Iron-Spider suit from the Civil War comics
That's pretty much what he has, it's just not the same design.

>>92657313
It's fairly obvious execs force the marketing department to do this stuff. These may be inexperienced and cheap marketers, but they're not this stupid. It's the execs that are ruining it.

>>92659767
I haven't looked into the movie much, is there any explanation for him being in Washington, D.C.?

>>92663657
Probably a class trip.

>>92655805
I have an idea what Venom movie will be like after seeing this. Literally just putting big names on the bill just so people will watch it.

>>92663509
The same design would've looked nice at least. Could've even had a decent fight with using the Waldoes and going full spider attacks

>>92659865
This. I have little interest in this movie, but I'll probably check it out because Holland is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbQdPBiF3Co

So Sony released TWO completely different trailers today? I'm confused.

>>92662254
Bro, what the fuck kinda schizo shit are you on?

>>92664236
Movie looks good to me, but seriously what the fuck? I'm just going to quit watching movie trailers altogether if they're going to spoil so goddamn much.

>>92657688
It's because Peter's a kid and Stark's got the whole guilt thing going on.

He doesn't feel AS responsible for the well-being of adults with black ops training.

>>92664236
Sony wants you to see the movie so much, they're pretty much showing you the entire movie for free.

>>92655678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYMMOjBUPMM

>>92660584
Have you never seen dumbo?

>>92664747
This. It's pretty clear from the trailers that Tony is investing in Peter as a way to compensate for what Tony perceives as his shortcomings as a hero.

>I just want to be like you
>I want you to be BETTER than me

>>92662768
>Fucking hell, Spider-man is Marvels biggest property, they dont need to shill like this. This is almost as bad as the Ant Man posters
Spider-Man is still partially owned by Sony, you can bet your least dirty dollar not a single Spider-Man movie will come out without promoting the franchises they own purley

>>92655826
>implying tony isn't the villain

>>92656045
it is just inside out, you idoit

>>92662788
Any screenshots of tweets or whatever from this situation? Sounds funny.

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>Peter's suit has an A.I voice in it
>it also has Iron man vision

Who thought these were good ideas? I dot care if stark made it. Whats the point of having Spider Sense when you've got iron man vision and an A.I in your ear. And really, "training wheels" or whatever? Is Peter going to jailbreak his suit and get even more powerful.

I dont fucking like the direction they're going with his powers in this one.

>>92655678
So the movie will end with Peter telling Tony to keep the suit, right? Or like get a replica with the same design but none of the fancy shit? I don't see Pete wearing his homemade costume in future films, so he'll either make a new suit that looks like the one tony gave him or Tony will give him like a prototype or some shit.

>>92665480
Peter was able to make the eyes by himself and the webshooters so I don't think a new suit is out of the question. If Tony is going to be involved at all, being Peter's supply of money would be the only thing I'd be okay with.

What did the latina girl say after asking what peter was hiding?
Fucking mumbling. Must get out of here?

>>92665452
The Training Wheels bit is good. It really shows Tony's mentality towards Peter, that Peter needs to be reared and looked after and monitored. The AI is part of that, micromanagement at best and straight up spyware at worst. See how the AI tells Peter about web tactics and automatically engages the parachute when Vulture drags Peter high up above the city. Literally training wheels.

They didn't make these choices with intention of being cool and unique with Peter's equipment, they made them to build up something called a "story". And the story here is Peter breaking free of the training wheels and proving he's a hero that can stand on his own.

>Is Peter going to jailbreak his suit and get even more powerful.
The opposite. Peter loses the suit in the movie and goes to face Vulture without it.

PLEASE LET VULTURE LIVE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>92666019
We can only hope for a sinister six movie
Fucking Mysterio please.

>>92665668
>"Just kidding. I don't care. Bye!"

This nigga went to my HighSchool for a week.


BXSCI for life

>>92662788
Explain.

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Does anyone get bothered by blatant "homages" to iconic Superman scenes?
In this trailer specifically, running wearing a suit, ripping it open to reveal the logo, and stopping the falling plane.

>>92655805
It really is Iron Man 4, isn't it?
God fucking damn it, the MCU was a mistake.

>>92665668

what the fuck is wrong with your ears

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>>92656988
>
Spider-Mans core, and most central appeal has always been being a self made loner hero who uses his own ingenuity to get out of tough spots, not a pet of the Avengers or more specifically, Tony Stark's kid sidekick
Its really annoying how every thread ever says this when its super clear he becomes disillusioned with his idolization of Tony Stark and by the end of the movie is going on his own and finding his self-worth.

You fags bitch about everything, god.

>>92665680
>The opposite. Peter loses the suit in the movie and goes to face Vulture without it.
And Vulture kicks his ass hard.

Fuuuuuck, this movie's gonna suck.

What if I don't care about Iron Man and am sick of seeing Spider-Man regress over and over again.

Well then I guess I probably shouldn't be posting in this thread.

>>92666191
>Sony was a mistake
ftfy

>>92666193
>Its really annoying how every thread ever says this when its super clear he becomes disillusioned with his idolization of Tony Stark and by the end of the movie is going on his own and finding his self-worth.

People aren't complaining about that retard. People are complaining that he even started sucking Stark's cock to begin with.

>>92666193
This is 4chan, bitching is what this place is meant for, it's the reason we post anonymously

Also, you're wrong, and even if you weren't it wouldn't matter, MCU Spider-Man is still Starks fuckboy who was introduced in a Captain America movie that was really an Avengers movie

MCU is only about building up Avengers and GOTG, if you haven't realized that and don't think that's retarded, then you're a LOSER

>>92666349
>>92666283

Imagine if DC tried to do literally ANYTHING without making Batman the center of the entire universe, I bet the result would be the same as all the Spider-fag bitching. I'm glad he's playing second banana to Stark in his own movie. Fuck Spider-Man. I hope instead of becoming independent he just goes from a Stark lackey to a Cap lackey.

>>92661067
So you like character assassination catching up with Peter and having him making a deal with a literal devil, which is both against his religion and his morality?

>>92666178
Spider-Man has done the ripping open his clothes things in the original comics.
Spider-Man saved a rocket capsule before.

So no. Those are weird things to get upset about and aren't homages.

>>92655678

I agree with the idea that the movie will do well, but Marvel is just tossing Iron Man into the movie in part because they serously want to open a SM part of the movie universe, rightfully so.

It would have been great to see some SM & F4 movie references, easter eggs and comic references but Fox won't give up the movie rights. So we have Tony as a mentor, which in and of itself is a bit odd.

>>92666462
>Imagine if DC tried to do literally ANYTHING without making Batman the center of the entire universe, I bet the result would be the same as all the Spider-fag bitching.

And if it was a Batman movie it would be warranted.

Also, love the mental gymnastics you went through just now to justify this movies existence.

>I-It's fine! They're just using this movie to put Peter on the right path!

>Well fuck you for being skeptical and critical! I'll like this movie anyway, f-fag!

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>>92666283
Yeah, cause that never happened in any fucking comics, right?

In USM relaunch, Iron Man wasn't personally training, right? And we sure as fuck didn't have a year long storyline where Tony took Peter under his wing during most of Civil War? Oh and Spidey NEVER tried to impress the Avengers during the 60s, right?

Go back to /tv/, fuckface. You clearly don't know shit about comics.

And god forbid that with Spider-man in the MCU, they actually use that background to separate it from the other two movie versions.

>>92666220
Yeah, Vulture is dangerous here. Legitimately a dark villain with no qualms towards violence, destruction, and apparently murder. Are you complaining about that? That Peter won't be able to just breeze his way past him?

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>>92666667
>shilling that shit comic to shill this shit movie

>>92662768
>they dont need to shill like this.
they are trying to shill other marvel stuff using spidey, not the other way around, still disgusting though

>>92666667
>And we sure as fuck didn't have a year long storyline where Tony took Peter under his wing during most of Civil War?

Only to set up a betrayal which caused Spider-Man to never trust the douche again, thus reassuring Peter's belief of being a loner. Which they're clearly not going to do because they want them to be buddy buddy for Infinity War.

>Oh and Spidey NEVER tried to impress the Avengers during the 60s, right?

No, not at all. Not unless a paycheck was involved that is.

I'm pretty sure you're the one who hasn't read the books you're referencing.

>>92666283
And those people don't actually know shit about any incarnation of Spider-Man aside from what the movies told him. Peter has always admired heroes, and in practically every comic line, from 616 to Ultimate to even Marvel Adventures, has always at one point had positive mentor/student type relationships with Iron Man. For 616 this was most apparent around -can you guess- Civil War.

>>92666766
>i say it's bad so it doesn't matter let's just ignore precedent okay?

>>92666462
Well, you're a casual and a MCU retard who migrated here from /tv/ or tumblr, you probably wear thick rimmed glasses, a fucking scottish golfer hat, and have dyed green hair
Fuck you, nobody cares about your opinion because you'll stop caring about capeshit the moment the bubble bursts and then you'll go back to watching Dr.Who

>>92666813
>Which they're clearly not going to do because they want them to be buddy buddy for Infinity War.
Yeah just like they want the Avengers to be buddy buddy for it, right? Peter can break off from Tony without their relationship going totally down the drain.

>>92666844
>i say it's bad
Everyone says it's bad.

>>92666815
>Peter has always admired heroes, and in practically every comic line, from 616

Want me to tell you how I know you've never actually read a comic?

>has always at one point had positive mentor/student type relationships with Iron Man. For 616 this was most apparent around -can you guess- Civil War.

Which was only set up for a back stab.

Also, Peter was well into his adult years then. Or are you one of those retards that thinks he's still fifteen?

>>92666903
>Peter can break off from Tony without their relationship going totally down the drain.

I'm not talking about a break off. I'm talking about a betrayal. The entire point of him becoming Stark's lacky /was/ to throw their entire relationship down the drain.

>>92666943
>Want me to tell you how I know you've never actually read a comic?
Yes. Are you going to tell me that Peter doesn't admire heroes?

>Which was only set up for a back stab.
A softer version of which will be happening in the movie, when Tony takes the suit away from Peter for not being a good little boy and doing what he's told. And in the other lines it wasn't just a set up for a back stab.

>>92666940
Doesn't change the fact that it's precedent and source material and happened outside of Civil War as well.

>>92666982
Civil War was scaled down for the movies. It might not be outright betrayal but Peter disobeying Tony and doing what he thinks is right is still in line with the source material, the fallout just won't be as big.

>>92666766
speaking of shit comic and shit movie nice pic

>>92667048
>Yes. Are you going to tell me that Peter doesn't admire heroes?

Not 616. He's friends with and works with heroes. Hell, he even admires some, but never to the point of fucking idol worship.

>A softer version of which will be happening in the movie

Then there's no fucking point for it. Making you saying "it happened in 616" a moot point. Because in the comics it was

A) Super fucking brief

and

B) Only served as a way to completely demolish their relationship.

Also, Stark's relationship with Peter then wasn't even mentor student. It was more like employer and employee.

>>92666579
>>Well fuck you for being skeptical and critical! I'll like this movie anyway, f-fag!

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying fuck Spider-Man, and fuck his fans. I hope this movie flops and he gets written out of the MCU, then I hope the Sony Spider-verse flops too so he never gets another movie again.

>>92667110
>Civil War was scaled down for the movies. It might not be outright betrayal but Peter disobeying Tony and doing what he thinks is right is still in line with the source material, the fallout just won't be as big.

Okay, but then there's no point in doing it in the movie, making this entire mentor/student dynamic pointless.

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>>92662254
Wat.

>>92662773
Spider tracers, various special web fluids he cooked up with super chemistry to face new threats, a bulletproof spider suit...

>>92667158
>Hell, he even admires some
Which is what I said. They've taken that aspect of his character from the comics and applied it to his character in the MCU.

>Then there's no fucking point for it.
The point for it in the movies is for Peter to come into his own as a hero. They just adapted a situation from the comics to fit this. Are you dense?

>>92664236
>>Avengers Weaponry
...for who? Tony and Vision? War Machine is paralyzed.

>>92667201
>Okay, but then there's no point in doing it in the movie,
Except there is, you fucking mongoloid. Go watch the trailers again and try really hard to pick out the themes they're going, and how they've adapted things from the comics to fit that. Shouldn't be too hard you have half a brain and actually read Spider-Man comics.

Why is Sony making Iron Man 4? Seriously though, why not SSM instead of this USM shit?

They can fuck right off. I hope it does worse than ASM.

>>92667158
Spidey has always idolized Cap

>>92667290
>Which is what I said.

No, you said he admires heroes. Which he doesn't, he admires /specific/ characters for their ideologies. Like Cap, but not to the point where he's a lap dog on hands and knees ready to serve him.

>The point for it in the movies is for Peter to come into his own as a hero.

You mean the way he should have been from the start? Making this movie, and a repeat, pointless?

>They just adapted a situation from the comics to fit this.

No they didn't. 616 Peter has /never/ acted like this.

>Are you dense?

Are you?

Still the best trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYMMOjBUPMM

>>92667285
Peter has had a lot of gadgets over the years, but the ones that tend to stick are just his web shooters and spider tracers. These days he has a lot more fancy toys, but he's the CEO of a global tech company and not just a teenager.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Qk9qJ7_gY-k

German trailer with even MORE footage! That's THREE trailers today when we've said that trailer 2 revealed too much! What is SOny thinking?!

>>92667362
No, he respected and looked up to Cap.

But he still treated Cap as a teammate (or team leader in some occasions). Not some kind of idol he inspired to be. /Especially/ not teenage Peter.

>>92667371
>No, you said he admires heroes
Yeah, as in there are heroes he admires.
> but not to the point where he's a lap dog on hands and knees ready to serve him.
That's not the case here either, as Peter repeatedly goes against Tony's wishes just from what we've seen in the trailer.

>You mean the way he should have been from the start?
How you think he should have been from the start is not objectively THE way he should have been from the start.

> 616 Peter has /never/ acted like this.
He's never admired or looked up to anyone? Really? Never worked under someone? Never tried to impress anybody? This situation with his admiration and and desire to prove his worth as a hero is just totally baseless?

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>>92656125
I hate how Pete isn't even allowed to come up with a funny excuse or a quip. The punchline is literally "lol nevermind"

sigh. Spectacular spider-man has ruined me.

>>92667418
they were thinking nobody would watch trailers made for other countries on the internet.

>>92663421
What hurt you? Was it the quips I keep hearing about now a days.
>inb4 marvel shill
>inb4 such and such amount has been added to your bank account

>>92667501
>That's not the case here either, as Peter repeatedly goes against Tony's wishes just from what we've seen in the trailer.

In an attempt to prove himself to Tony.

>How you think he should have been from the start is not objectively THE way he should have been from the start.

Why not? That's how he was in the comics. Fuck, it's what the damn things were about in the beginning.

>He's never admired or looked up to anyone? Really?

Not nearly to this extent, no.

>>92667505
He's always been more quiptastic as Spider-Man, which is the case in this movie too.

>>92667557
>In an attempt to prove himself to Tony.
Yeah, he wants to be taken seriously as a hero, not cater to Tony's every whim.

>Why not?
I personally like the way they're going with this, having it be about an obviously younger Peter coming into his own as a hero in a world full of heroes. Would you rather they just rehash the same plot the earlier movie franchises did? Origin, creation of villain, relationship angst, resolution? And movies hardly ever stay wholly true to their comic book counterparts. Frankly I'm surprised they're taking so many cues from Civil War.

>Not nearly to this extent, no.
Wow, it's almost like, it's a movie, and they have this story they want to tell, and it doesn't perfectly line up with the comics. Weird, man.

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/co/ only hates on this movie because they hate the MCU and Robert Downey Jr in particular.

>>92667745
>/co/
You mean /tv/.

>>92667722
>Yeah, he wants to be taken seriously as a hero, not cater to Tony's every whim.

So he can go on the Avengers and be welcomed by that team. Spider-Man wouldn't act like that.

> Would you rather they just rehash the same plot the earlier movie franchises did? Origin, creation of villain, relationship angst, resolution?

I don't think Ditko's Spider-Man has been adapted in film /once/....Fuck, I don't think it's been adapted at all.

> And movies hardly ever stay wholly true to their comic book counterparts

But there's usually some semblance of the franchise still in there.

>Wow, it's almost like, it's a movie, and they have this story they want to tell, and it doesn't perfectly line up with the comics. Weird, man.

This is one of the occasions where it would actually be easier to do it the way it was done in the comics. So what you said means absolutely dick.

>>92667745
No, I hate it because it's unrecognizable to Spider-Man.

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>>92667798
I really, sincerely hope that you're right, Anon.

>>92667889
Oh yeah, and also
>this is different and therefore worse
There's some of that going on as well.

>>92667745
Or because Spider-Man fans exist here

>>92668033
Yeah, there are some really stupid ones out there.

>>92667805
>Spider-Man wouldn't act like that.
Except when he did. In one of his first issues he tried to impress the FF to join them. For money, granted, but it's not unheard of with his character.

>Fuck, I don't think it's been adapted at all.
So how would you do this movie?

>But there's usually some semblance of the franchise still in there.
And there isn't here?

>This is one of the occasions where it would actually be easier to do it the way it was done in the comics
Easier doesn't always equate to better.

>>92655805
>Two Vultures
>Two Spider-Men
>Two Iron Men
I hate when posters put the secret identity and the person

>>92667889
Except it is recognizable as Spider-Man.

>>92668073
>Except when he did. In one of his first issues he tried to impress the FF to join them. For money, granted, but it's not unheard of with his character.

He wasn't trying to impress them and he certainly wasn't sucking up to them like a little bitch. He needed money so he broke into their home and beat the shit out of them. Then when they told him they had no money he stormed out. His goal wasn't to impress him, his goal was to get paid.

>So how would you do this movie?

If highschool: origin off screen and straight up adapt the Ditko era highschool years.

If not: start it off in college and acknowledge he's been Spider-Man for quite some time now.

>And there isn't here?

Nope.

>Easier doesn't always equate to better.
It does when you end up with beta Peter.

But what am I even arguing this for? It's obvious the only knowledge you have from the character is the movies and some Tumblr blogs.

>>92668186
kino overload

>>92668165
>He wasn't trying to impress them
Except he explicitly was, you fucking mong. He broke into their home to show he could beat their security and said "Look how great I am, recruit me and give me money!" and then when they told him they were the superhero equivalent of a non-profit he, as you said, stormed out. What, do you think he was trying to rob them?

>If highschool: origin off screen and straight up adapt the Ditko era highschool years.
Nah, explicitly tell me what you want to see. What plots from the comics and how you would fit them into the MCU. It's easy to just say something without thinking it out.

>Nope.
Aside from the obvious ones, like his highschool supporting cast, they've taken elements from Civil War. The Iron Spider, Peter having an "internship" at Stark International, him chafing under Tony, etc. How you can accuse anyone of not having knowledge of the comics is beyond me.

>beta Peter
>does what the fuck he wants
???????

>Keaton vs RDJ

This is the Batman vs Iron Man movie we've all been waiting for.

>>92668186
Who the fuck is the guy in a suit next to hot Aunt May?

>>92668379

really?

>>92668415
Yes, really. I'm not from /tv/.

>>92668508

have you seen the other MCU movies tho

>>92668355
>Except he explicitly was, you fucking mong. He broke into their home to show he could beat their security and said "Look how great I am, recruit me and give me money!" and then when they told him they were the superhero equivalent of a non-profit he, as you said, stormed out. What, do you think he was trying to rob them?

Then he's not trying to impress them, is he? He's trying to get money.

> and how you would fit them into the MCU.

Fuck the larger universe. Just do a name drop or a quick five second cameo. Focus on making a self contained story.

>Nah, explicitly tell me what you want to see. What plots from the comics

Aunt May getting deathly ill and Peter struggling to support his dying Aunt while being a super hero at the same time. And having to struggle with whether or not it would be responsible to turn to a life of crime to support her. Top it all off with an If This Be My Destiny adaptation and do his iconic monologue word for word. That's pretty much all there was to the highschool years, which is why people complain about highschool Peter so much.

> they've taken elements from Civil War. The Iron Spider, Peter having an "internship" at Stark International, him chafing under Tony, etc. How you can accuse anyone of not having knowledge of the comics is beyond me.

We've been over this, if they're not going to utterly destroy his trust in Tony Stark then there's no point. Also, that was one year out of his entire history /and/ he was well into his adult years.

>>92668560
He already said he wasn't from /tv/.

>>92667957
No, it's just different AND worse.
They could make it different and still have it be good. But it doesn't look that way.

>>92655838
This is not fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQHWCfw2X1E

ANOTHER SCENE!

There's no difference between this trailer and the Ultimate Spider-man cartoon.

>>92668792
>OH BOY! I GET TO GO SEE THE NBA WITH MR. STARK!

The more I see of this movie the more I hate.

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>>92668598
>He's trying to get money.
Yes, by getting a spot on their team by impressing them. But here's the fucking page where he explicitly lays out his idea to IMPRESS THEM.

>Focus on making a self contained story
A lot of the movies do this, and they get flack for it.

>Aunt May getting deathly ill and Peter struggling to support his dying Aunt while being a super hero at the same time.
This all sounds very dull on the surface. Dying Aunt May stories have never been very exciting, and Peter conflicting with Spider-Man, while a big part of his character in a lot of stories, has been done to death.

>We've been over this, if they're not going to utterly destroy his trust in Tony Stark then there's no point. Also, that was one year out of his entire history /and/ he was well into his adult years.
Not seeing your point here. So they can't use material from the comics for their coming of age story just because it doesn't line up perfectly? That's retarded.

>>92660584
>"wow this suit is pretty cool, better than my spider-pajamas"
>"imma taking your suit cuz you didn't listen to me"
>"nuuuuuuh dunt take muh suit reeeeeeeeeeee"
>"wait, I was still spider-man before the stark suit"
>"fuck the new suit, I gotta stop the vulture, save the day and get the girl. truly, this is spider-man homecoming!"

it's almost like it's a character arc or something!

>>92668857
This. So much fucking this.

It's been said in another one of these threads, but this is definitely a "Tumblr fanart" take of the character.

>>92655860
This, I am sick of Tonky Stank

>monkey paw.jpg

>>92668857
>not working for shield
>not working as part of a team with other teenage heroes
>no time stopping soliloquies
>no mary jane as a journalist or whatever
>no alternate dimension web warrior stuff
>aunt may is young and hot instead of old and hot

Just off the top of my head, and I haven't even seen that much of the cartoon.

>>92668874
>Yes, by getting a spot on their team by impressing them. But here's the fucking page where he explicitly lays out his idea to IMPRESS THEM.

It's like explaining logic to a toddler. The end goal was to get money, him impressing them was a means to reach this goal. Therefore, the goal was to get money, not impress them. Impressing them is simply a way can get money.

>A lot of the movies do this, and they get flack for it.

Name one.

>This all sounds very dull on the surface. Dying Aunt May stories have never been very exciting, and Peter conflicting with Spider-Man, while a big part of his character in a lot of stories, has been done to death.

One, it's never been on the big screen and two, are you implying the Ditko era was boring?

>Not seeing your point here. So they can't use material from the comics for their coming of age story just because it doesn't line up perfectly? That's retarded.

One year out of the characters /55 years/ history. The entire point of the arch was to destroy Peter's relationship with Stark. If you're not destroying that relationship, then you're basing your entire adaption of the character off of one year out of their entire fifty five years.

>>92667575
true that this just comes off as lazy imo.

I think we can all agree high school is worse Pete, the pete-stark dynamic works better if they're both older as seen in Civil War 1.

Looks like they ruined it by turning all Peter's friends into uglies.

>>92669021
Yeah, all your recognizable Spider characters.

Fat Ned who likes to play with Legos and goes to highschool with Peter.

Skinny, rich Flash Thompson who likely doesn't have that many issues with his father.

and who can forget greasy girl.

>>92668885
>but this is definitely a "Tumblr fanart" take of the character.
To be honest, when everyone complained "The Raimi Spider-Man's aren't Spider-Man because he doesn't joke", I get annoyed. Spider-Man quips, yes, but he's not really funny. He comes off more like some little brother trying to get a big laugh from people all the time. And the problem is, people now made that the core part of Spider-Man's character.

And beyond that, this Spider-Man goes a step further in the wrong direction. Dad Stark, good boy Peter.

>>92669000
>It's like explaining logic to a toddler
My sentiments exactly. Despite money being the end goal, he still wanted to impress them to achieve that. Just like he wants to impress Tony so that he is taken seriously as a hero.

>Name one.
Thor 2, Iron Man 3, Winter Soldier. Big national, if not global, scale stuff happening here and the other heroes don't show up at all. You're basically asking them to just handwave Tony letting an arm dealing supervillain shitting in his own backyard.

>are you implying the Ditko era was boring?
The way you pitched it was dull, and dying Aunt May stories don't swat me much anymore.

>then you're basing your entire adaption of the character off of one year out of their entire fifty five years.
Not the entire adaptation of the character, retard, just his relation to the Avengers. He was introduced in Civil War, so big surprise, they took some cues from the Civil War comic story for their own ends. This isn't complicated.

>>92668718
And how is it worse, my dude

>>92669252
>My sentiments exactly. Despite money being the end goal, he still wanted to impress them to achieve that. Just like he wants to impress Tony so that he is taken seriously as a hero.

No, not at all. He didn't /want/ to impress the Fantastic Four. He /needed/ to in order for him to get money. Which is what he wanted. Do you have autism or something? This isn't that hard of a concept to get.

>Thor 2, Iron Man 3

slammed for reasons other than its connection to the larger universe.

>Winter Soldier

Not slammed at all.

>The way you pitched it was dull, and dying Aunt May stories don't swat me much anymore.

Everything sounds dull when you're giving a basic pitch of it. Harry Potters becomes "a kid who goes to a school for magic" and Star Wars turns into "A farm boy travels the galaxy".

>Not the entire adaptation of the character, retard, just his relation to the Avengers.

That's what this entire fucking movie is about, so I'd beg to differ. Also, it impacts him in other ways other than that, since he has the fucking Tony Stark suit. And throughout the entirety of all the trailers he's acting like a spergy try hard (which he didn't act like in Civil War, before you claim he did).

You know the Guardians of the Galaxy cartoon that does nothing with the material and just mimics the film and then throws in other heroes? This movie feels like that.

>>92669441
Okay, this was fun, but your inability to grasp simple concepts (like how not everything needs to be a 1:1 adaptation) and your pedantic insistence is literally painful. Go ahead and say you won, go ahead and say I'm copping out because I don't have an argument, whatever. I honestly don't know what I expected from a /tv/ thread. Jesus Christ.

>>92668865
>>92668792
You guys realize this is just a sponsored ad right? It's not actually in the movie.

>>92669666
You're the one that's /tv/ though. Especially when you're grasping at straws by saying that Peter beating up the Fantastic Four /for money/ is exactly like how he is with Stark in this movie.

>>92655827
The Peter's parents thing was the tired Star Wars Darth Vader "your dad was special but went bad" trope.

>>92659963
inside of the mask you dingus

>>92656988
>>92660046
This.

I really, REALLY want to be excited for Homecoming, but going by the trailers it has almost nothing I like about this character in it. Or at least there won't be until the final act, which my or may not get reversed if that shot with Spider-Man and Iron Man flying into the camera is the final shot of the movie. I'm hoping it'll prove me wrong, though.

Also why is Ganke even in this movie? Did we really need Pete to have some stupid fat fuck friend who knows his secret?

>>92669730
>You're the one that's /tv/ though.
I've never been to /tv/ in my life.

>Especially when you're grasping at straws by saying that Peter beating up the Fantastic Four /for money/ is exactly like how he is with Stark in this movie
And there you go again. I only pointed that out when you said it was totally unlike Peter to want to impress somebody, not that it was EXACTLY like what he's doing in the movie, you fucking mongoloid. And again, things don't have to be straight, 1:1 adaptations if they're based off of something from the comics. I'm so done. Done. /tv/ or not, you're a fucking retard.

>>92669789
Ganke is fucking amazing. You shut your whore mouth.

>>92669838
He didn't want to impress them though, impressing them was the way he thought they'd give him money.

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>>92655805
Just Iron Man me up famiglia

>>92669838
>I've never been to /tv/ in my life.
Congrats, you don't need to visit /tv/ to sound like /tv/.

>>92669879
Dude, stop. Impressing them wasn't the end goal but he still wanted to do it. Just like it isn't the end goal here in the movie. Being taken seriously as a hero is. Are you trolling me?

>>92659643
>This is some made up shit
Yes. This story is fiction.

>>92669953
So is /tv/ a state of mind?

>>92655678
>tfw that girl cannot possibly be Chat
Fuck Fox

>>92655827
>That series tried to do something intriguing & compelling like the past of Peter's parents & seemed to take things seriously.

Literally everything about his parents is sitting in aunt may's house.

>>92660521
>implying /co/ isn't just /tv/ now

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>>92655678
>that fat guy screaming "Yeraggh Spiderman!"

I don't know why but it got me.

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>>92655678
>Not commenting your code
Stark confirmed for a shit programmer.

>>92669956
Yes it is! That's totally his fucking goal in this movie!

>>92670175
>Man I want money
>How do I do this?
>Impress the Fantastic Four? Genius!

>Man I wanna be taken seriously as a hero?
>How do I do this?
>Impress the guy in charge of the Avengers? Genius!

And by the by, Peter's foremost desire is to be a hero. He's not doing all of this JUST to impress Tony.

>>92670280
We see in Civil War that he's already a hero who is relatively taken seriously. So this can't be the goal.

Also, Peter's /never/ given a fuck about being taken seriously.

>>92670327
>he's already a hero who is relatively taken seriously.

But that's wrong. He's an urban legend dealing with petty street crime.

The whole point is that Peter feels he's not making a difference handling purse-snatchers while the Avengers are out saving the world, and slowly realizes the value of being a friendly neighborhood street-level hero looking after the little guy.

>>92670327
>who is relatively taken seriously

when? where?

>>92670327
>We see in Civil War that he's already a hero who is relatively taken seriously
He's actually closer to an urban legend, with the best proof of his existence being some shotty YouTube footage, and none of the Avengers aside from Tony have any clue who he is.

>Also, Peter's /never/ given a fuck about being taken seriously.
Wow, it's almost like, it's a movie and- yeah, you know where I'm going with that. And Peter HAS actually given a number of fucks about being taken seriously in the comics before, with the bad press from the Daily Bugle being one of his most well-known struggles. Most recently this was shown in the Spidey comic.

>>92670481
>with the bad press from the Daily Bugle being one of his most well-known struggles.

Those were straight up lies. Also, he was mostly pissed at first because it prevented him from cashing in on the Spider-Man name anymore.

>Most recently this was shown in the Spidey comic.

Shameless non-canon Civil War cash grab.