JSA Storytime: X-Statix

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>>92645469
how have you owls been

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>>92645503
and who wants to come play ESO with me

>>92645503
I thought that the 35 Samurai Jack threads scared you off for good!

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>>92645550
naw, I've just had to work a lot of storytime timeslots lately

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>>92645574
this page is great

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>>92645609
oh Lacuna, you slag

Marvel Generations ass

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>>92645650

>>92645673
>It's not a time travel story
Have all of the stories so far involve time-travel

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>>92645673
the solicits were basically ass, except for that Deadpool cover which made my day

>>92645720
> that Havoc headpiece
Give it up Charles, people will never think it's as cool as you clearly do

>>92645650
>making puns off Guy's name while disgracing him in front of the nation
Never change, Lacuna.

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>>92645720
that's one hell of a suit!

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>>92645785
doesn't this just make all the claims of how new and hip the stuff with Iceman is into the bullshit that it is

>>92645469
Hello, Storyteller.

On the subject of X-Men spinoffs, Exiles is fucking weird.

>>92645785
> Hey look I made one you can get fucked in!
> Does Beast know about this?
> Sure, he already had it laying around. I didn't ask

>>92645673
All marvel solicits ass

>>92645820
Well, yeah. Especially considering this actually had a storyline with one of their characters having to come to terms with their sexuality, instead of a lazy asspull out of nowhere.

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>>92645842
I haven't read much Exiles but it seems like it's always gotten to be strange in a way main line rarely does

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>>92645943
>[
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>>92645943
I meant to shitpost this in /hoc/, lol

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>>92645963
ha

ha ha hahaha

:(

>>92645503
alternating between frustrated and bored

>>92645720
that Priest Inhumans mini sounds kinda cool, but I'm hesitant to touch anything Inhumans

also I love Daken so I'm glad he's back to form but I don't really want to read Iceman

Also putting Zub on UA the second they bring Simon back is depressing

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>>92645994

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>>92646040
really, my level 4 Breton Templar is ready to help you kill things

>>92645503
The Twin Peaks return was pretty good.
For comics this week I'm looking forward to Deathstroke, but not much else.

>>92646040
>iceclops
There's a ship you don't see too often.

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>>92646084
I finally read last week's THE FIX and it's just as sick and funny as ever

>>92646018
I'm glad they haven't forgotten Daken exists

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>>92646116
MY GOD

https://twitter.com/NPR/status/867172043061579776

>>92646116
>...I am...BAD GUY!
This so stupid and wonderful.

>>92646156
Is that where all the bees have been going?

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>>92645920
It's basically Sliders with superheroes. And it's every bit as batshit insane as that implies.

Though it is oddly similar to X-Force/X-Statix in that the cast is expendable.

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>>92646215

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>>92646156
bees my god.jpg

>>92646156
my god

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>>92646314
ouch!

>>92646156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

So there's a Superhero Girls cartoon coming to CN

I guess the webseries and merch were a big enough success, which is nice

I'm curious if Fox or Disney will get in on it

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>>92646392

>>92646392
Professor X has made some weird design choices.

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>>92646455
I want the Defenders book to tank like a tanking thing

I like how this series has Xavier building shit to help mutants. No one remembers that was his thing before Beast and Forge took over the tech department.

>>92646441
Like I know disney's thought process is marvel is for boys and their princesses are for girls, but surely they won't pass up money?

>>92646500
Does anybody even remember he used to be helpful?

>>92646441
>>92646510
I think Disney has a Star Wars thing coming that will have girl dolls? Probably don't care when it comes to Marvel.

>>92645503
Finally, I'm here for another JSA Storytime.

The last one I caught was almost a month ago; then, after a few days of steady level 10 pain, I caught the ambulance express for a week in-hospital.

Then, since getting out, I've been in Moving limbo, with the electricity cut off at the old place the day before I was released, moving carloads of shit every day until just last friday (because nobody else could/would), and not managing to get an installer for my new place's internet/tv/phone service until then as well.

So...it's been a hell of a month. I'm really happy to be here for one of your threads again.

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>>92646540
no

>>92646499
I love the idea that even if it takes place in Bendis continuity, it is still ignoring old shit that Bendis wrote.
Of course they fucking know who Daredevil is! Unless Bendis is running with NO ONE KNOWS WHO HE IS!

>>92646544
Glad you're doing better.

>>92646544
I'm glad you're alive

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>>92646544
Holy shit anon, that's a fucking lot to go through

Glad you are able to be here

Anyone else getting a bit tired of all the scattered LoSH cameos? Now they've even appeared in Injustice 2 of all things, and it's like, just do something with them already or shut the fuck up, cause the teasing is just getting tedious now.

And I love Sarya, but I am not reading Supergirl just to watch her get up to dull shenanigans with Magog of all people. No, fuck that.

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>>92646673

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>>92646728
oh and the teams on those Kirby one-shots are mostly ass

did work on the CHAYKIN DRINKING GAME today, though

Bizzaro Texas Anon is quite the odd development since you were gone Storyteller

>>92646544
damn, glad you're okay anon

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>>92646794
take a shot for every anal sex joke and every bit of badly photoshopped lingerie texture

>>92646805
whaaaa?

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>>92646906
The Saxet Anon
>>92640372
They have been storytiming awful* Wonder Woman stories
*New52 WW kind-of-notwithstanding

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Spare Mount and Blade code if anyone cares

>>92646684
I feel that way about the overall Rebirth plan in general, they really didn't have enough meat to pad out this middle part so we're just getting extended teases of stuff we already know is coming

I was happy to see Jay for a couple pages but it's annoying we still have to wait for something substantial, same with the LOSH hints and cameos

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>>92646972
/co/ you are amazing and weird and I sometimes think of you when I am not here

>>92646972
desu new 52 WW is okay but the worst part about it is the people who think it's the best run ever

It would've been bomb as an elseworld tho

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>>92647030

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>>92646684
Yes and no.

Especially with Injustice.
Really don't want them to ruin LOSH there because elseworld and so Harley can save the day.

But more LOSH is good and I want it now.

>>92647062
Honestly I gave up on it early on when it was coming out and never went back to it, last issue I remember getting was the #0. Same thing happened to me with new 52 Flash though so I might have just gotten tired of reading for the art all around.

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>>92646972
AzzWondy isn't awful, but FinchWondy definitely is, so if he's planning to run that as well...

>>92647157
Same
I ended up tradewaiting after the first arc mostly cause it was taking so long and it was the art I liked most

I did the same with Flash and Batwoman

Okay story and decompressed af, but god, some of the best art of new 52

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>>92647241
>art never sleeps

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>>92645469
Allred's style fits the story incredibly well, it's amazing

>>92647011
Rebirth has been a refreshing return to heroes being heroes and telling new stories, but the main through line is just kinda dragging its heels. The JSA, the Legion, whatever's up with the Titans, the Flashpoint universe still being around, Dr. Manhattan... Can we just get on with it already?

>>92647242
He probably is. He ran Odyssey and that AnimeWonder Woman thing already

>>92647351
Speaking of Allred, Silver Surfer seems to be dead so I really hope it's not relaunched with him on it.

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>>92647399
we can hope

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>>92647374
Rebirth had a remit, Generations/Legacy/whatever just seems so bleh, "the same people on the same things"

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>>92647491
>Generations/Legacy/whatever just seems so bleh, "the same people on the same things"
Plus time travel!

>>92647491
Rebirth as a lot of repeats too but at least there was all the talk about creative direction and shit that made us feel like they knew what the fuck they were doing

>>92645469
Hey, coming in late.

Finally managed to see GoTG 2 on the weekend and enjoyed it a lot. They really did a good job digitally recreating Kurt Russell c. 1980.

>>92647491
Seriously
I'd be more interested in Legacy if they actually changed some of the creative teams

But it seems like everybody is on the same thing as before

On the other hand, I am impressed how Marvel is giving a lot of their characters 18+ issues of the same writer
Yanks them around a lot less and makes it more consistent, even if it's mediocre to crap consistency

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>>92647531
A friend has been reading FabNic's Nomad series from the 90s, and is a little O___o at the degree to which Bru's revival of Bucky cribs things off of it (and then kills Jack and stuffs him into a car trunk)

>>92645842
You mean good weird, right? Because it was good right up until Claremont got it and immediately shit the bed.

>>92647133
>Really don't want them to ruin LOSH there because elseworld and so Harley can save the day.
Oh I'm definitely with you there. The Legion and edgy do not mix.

On the other hand, Brainy is the only character who actually did something useful in that whole retarded mess, and the Founders didn't even seem all that mad about it, so I'd say they came out on top. Long live.

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>>92645503
Severe headaches all weekend. Wasn't fun.

>>92645541
Comp can't take it, I'm sure.

Pick something older and worse!

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>>92647621
Baby Bucky was best Bucky. Prove me wrong.

>>92647491
>the same people on the same things
sounds like rebirth alright

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>>92647660

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>>92647712
well that's pretty /d/

>>92646794
>oh and the teams on those Kirby one-shots are mostly ass
Understatement. They're fucking one shots and considering there's also a reprint in each that means there aren't a lot of pages of content so DC could've went out and got some REAL talent on them...

>>92645720
Is this before Alex got back from Mutant X? because #3 there is a pretty decent look for him.

>>92647641
I heard some people say that they think the Brainy cameo was just a way to explain why Brainiac would fight himself.

>>92645785
>Charles is trying to fuck her

Yeah, that's the kind of series this is.

>>92647157
I gave up on it when New Gods were introduced because I didn't like how they redesigned them and characterized them and up until then it was just okay. still better than rucka's shit though

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>>92647759
I empathize with this methodology

>>92647794
anyone remember MUTANT X the TV show??

>>92647636
Good weird, yes. It's nice to see a superhero comic that doesn't seem ashamed to be a superhero comic.

Superheroes are an inherently absurd concept, and it's pretty obnoxious to see people trying to erase or apologize for the crazy shit, even though said crazy shit is part of the appeal.

And some series suffer from this attitude more than others. *coughWonderWomancough*

>>92647712
How can we when you are so right. You are as right about that as 2 = 2. It's fucking tautological. Baby Bucky has zero competition as Best Bucky.

>>92647892
I think that still re-runs on some Canadian channels, either Space or Showcase.

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>>92647892
>>92647900
IAWTC

>>92647892
>anyone remember MUTANT X the TV show??

I remember never watching it because it was only X-Men in the most vague nebulous way possible.

>>92647892
Yeah, it was alright. Better than Agents of Shield.

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>>92647964
>Better than Agents of Shield.

I struggle to see how this is justifiable, when Phil Coulson got turned into a Ghost Rider on SHIELD.

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>>92648001
Coulson a shit

>>92645994
[insert Trump joke]

I kid. He would never allow phone voting.

>most of the Marvel characters can't hold two books
>next Marvel relaunch will focus on giving every movie character two books
Odds on it bombing harder than Marvel Now?

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>>92648028
You make my heart sad with your cruel sentiments.

>>92648001
Coulson is a shit meme

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>>92648067
you know it's true

>>92646084
Oh no! Kitty Pryde's Wardrobe is attacking!

>>92648054
hopefully high odds

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>>92648096

>>92646116
So, did he kill Mr. Show or what?

>>92648054
haven't they been winning the dollar share for the past two months?

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>>92648104
Needs roller skates.

>>92647802
Well it is. No denying that. But again, I'm not complaining since it means Querl is the only character who actually accomplished anything in this pointless clusterfuck.

I half expect the plot of the inevitable third game to be about the Legion going back in time to beat up everyone in the Regime universe so all this ow the edge bullshit can't infect their timeline, since apparently all the sanity and competence got shifted into the future.

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>>92648136
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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>>92648167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-crgQGdpZR0

click on this first

>>92646156
That first fucking reply!

>>92648167
Hey man! Cousin's shouldn't be doing that to cousins!

>>92648149
Dollar share?

yes, considering DC has 2.99 comics and marvel doesn't.

In unit share DC was 40.73% vs Marvel's 38.90%

And that's with the only #1s being the oneshots nobody cared about and Batwoman

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>>92648202
>>92648221

We're not going bad places AT ALL HERE

>>92648253
This was march btw

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>>92648279
Love the random hose coming off Guy's junk

BTW this reads really fucking great with the soundtrack running

>>92648149
They do. Most of their books are at $3.99, compared to DC's $2.99 bi-weekly books. That $1 means quite a lot when they are putting out a lot of books.
They are also trying to get people to spend $3.99 bi-weekly with their x-men book.

>>92648221
The family that devours each other, powers a brother.

>>92648253
and feb was Marvel at 33.64% and DC at 33.47%, with both marvel and dc launching #1s that were fairly important like Supersons, JLA, Darth Maul, Batwoman Rebirth

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>>92648319

>>92645574
So what is that?

>>92646540
No, at this point he was a guy who kidnapped children to creep on them until they got murdered by racists, because fuck him being in any way redeemable or morally superior to any of the villains.

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>>92648379

>>92648320
>They do. Most of their books are at $3.99, compared to DC's $2.99 bi-weekly books
1) DC doesn't have that many bi-weeklies left
2) 2.99+2.99>3.99

>>92648405

>>92648279
Interdimensional monster placenta.

>>92647873
>spoiler

low bar

>>92646673
Bad Guy Smith is full on a cheesy cowboy villain name.

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>>92648413
BTW this is my current opera singer crush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49LM4opBff8

Sup thread

Villalobos is drawing some issues of America and I am pumped.

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>>92648475

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>>92648509
we need to get a current betting pool going

is anyone reading Nick Fury at all?

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>>92648590

>>92648590
>is anyone reading Nick Fury at all?
nah, although I remember seeing some preview pages that looked neat

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>>92648617
this was so ahead of its time

>>92648590
I read the first issue, downloaded the second but have not read it yet. The art was colourful, but looked pretty posed.
It's been solicited to #5, which is how far Elektra got before getting cancelled (or where the stealth mini ended)

>>92648590
The coloring is making Aco's art look real shit and I don't like Samuel L Fury. Nor do I believe Robinson still has it.

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>>92648656
even Big Bang can't sell it, and they're depressed by that

>>92648678
speaking of stealth minis, Bemis is writing something for Marvel

>>92647621
I've honestly kinda held a grudge against Bucky ever since that.

And fuck Bru for doing it.

>>92648415
DC beat Marvel in unit share in February and March despite marvel having more #1s in the former month.

>>92648590
ACO's art was wonderful in the first issue even if I'm sure he does poser. But I'll tolerate it since it's not obvious like Grayson Janin and he does creative stuff.

>>92648698
>even Big Bang can't sell it, and they're depressed by that
this has just not been a great time for Marvel #1s, jeez

>>92648698
Well, Nick Fury sold 31K for its #1, so I imagine #5 might be the last.

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>>92648712
It's really worth thinking about when new characters are built on the backs of others and when they manage to add without doing damage, I think

this is great

>>92648723
It was a lot more obvious and stiff though.

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>>92648744
I got people pretty buttmad at me elsewhere for saying "BP/Crew launched at 31k, that's DOA and it's honest to admit it"

Hah! Subversion of the worst expectations!

>>92648723
You can tell DC beating marvel or just being near marvel in unit shares is killing them because they will literally do anything to make it seem like they sold more books lol

Remember when it was obvious they overshipped IvX because the unit share and the dollar share didn't match up with DKIII despite them costing the same? lol

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>>92648794

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>>92648839
LOL

and here I was kind of pulling for happy asexual Venus, what can I say

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>>92648910
The shoes are perfect

Mike Allred always does appropriate and compelling clothing, that's one of his great strengths

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>>92648950

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>>92649015
cockblocked by the senpai

Anyone read anything new recently? I caught a storytime of something amazing here a few days ago. Here's a hint: wap wap wap

>>92648475
>Storyteller has a crush on someone
>it's a dude
Huh. Well, historically it's been about even, so whatever.

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>>92649045
THANK YOU 4CHAN WORD FILTER

lol we're back tomorrow

come play games with me and shit or something, maybe

>>92649060
the FASHION IN ACTION kickstarter is finally going to print and I've been holding off on the pdf until I get the print

>>92649060
I read The Cloud. Writing was okayish, art was fantastic.

>>92649045
Is the extradimensional version of your parents suddenly walking in without knocking?

>>92649060
I don't get the hint.

>>92649060
Thanks to Texas Anon's noble crusade, I've experienced Legend of Wonder Woman. Etta steals the show hardcore.

True Amazon was pretty good too. I kinda wish the idea was integrated into canon.

>>92649193
Speaking of Texas Anon, I managed to get in on his Perez Wondy thread- has he done another since then?

>>92649095
Dude, he is 1000% Opera Hot. Which is to say, has the vocal charisma that transforms the physical into the transcendental.

I can show you some chicks like that too

>>92649193
I enjoyed True Amazon because it gave Diana a distinct personality with definitive flaws that doesn't make her seem like "generic superhero"

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>>92649180
A maniac storytimed "Girls," a notoriously awful series. The art is awful, the characters are all terrible, and each page either has a "wap" or a "pant" sound effect on it.
Most recent desuarchive:
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/92215676

>>92649302
Oh. OHHHH. I remember that one.

>>92649097
Thanks for running.

Kinda ironic that she ends up in Hell, I guess.

>>92649097
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.

>people are still whining about Supergirl beating Superman
Powerlevel-fags are a cancer and must be purged.

>>92649302
I saw that on my phone that night

>Hi
>Fuck all of you

>>92649302
Why are those girls so racist against Italians?

>>92649220
This is the most recent one:
>>92587778

Posted again, with the link this time

>>92649384
Italians make better violent sex comics.

>>92645469
>Moons of Venus
l-lewd

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>>92649630

>>92649410
Awesome, I missed this thread. Thanks, anon.

And thanks to OP for the X-Statix storytime.

>>92649220
I'm planning on continuing Perez again soonishly, haven't had a good chance the past few days.

bump-statix

>>92645469
bump

>>92648409
Here it's perfect. He's kind of harsh, kind of...removed, but he's obviously trying to help everyone he can.

>>92645920
I would die to let the new O5 become Exiles.

>>92649294
>>92649193
True Amazon felt closer to a Greek myth origin to me although I suppose it's not, really, it's just willing to let flaw(s) hang there and define character in a way beyond SNAPS NECKS. It's vaguely similar to what Hercules' childhood was supposed to be, or Bellerophon, and probably other heroes.

It's also kinda interesting in how it subverts the typical dual paternity/divine father thing: Zeus' adultery is actively prevented; Diana is the child of the compassion of all the gods.

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>>92654959
There's an unfortunate lack of focus on Diana's childhood throughout her entire post-Crisis history, which is a shame because I think there's a lot of potential there. She lived as the only child on an island of adults for 22 years.

Johns' reuse of that imagery of her looking out at the sea is cliche but it at least does acknowledge Diana having a history and character before she left the island.

I don't know if it's intentional but in the Silver Age, Diana as a little girl was definitely a bit of a little shit, so True Amazon capturing some of that is what made it interesting to me.

is Milligan secretly one of the best X-writers ever

>>92655210
>secretly

>>92655476
Claremont, Lobdell, Milligan, Gillen and Carey are my top 5
do I have bad taste?

>>92655633
I mean, Lobdell

>>92655170
What is she looking at?

>>92645878
As do the OP of that thread.

>>92646441
Get ready for future DC Super Hero Girls threads being filled with CN redesign fags vs. webseries fags.

>>92648693
>(((Rosenberg)))

>>92648723
>even if I'm sure he does poser
He's a slow artist, and he gets help from Hugo Petrus.

>>92657257
Eh, his worst X-Men was still only mediocre compared to the never ending cavalcade of shit we have now.