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The first Hiveswap interview has been released. Nothing is told about the project, but we find out that at least one of the team members enjoys Rosemary. Absolutely titillating information.

http://whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/160995653675/its-time-to-kick-off-our-interviews-with-the
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This is like asking for interviews of the guys that built the Titanic after it sank.
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>Favorite Homestuck flash?

>That’s really hard to pick. Terezi: Remem8er is very important to me, but I think I liked Game Over the best for the huge reaction it gave me. I screamed for a solid nine minutes. It was great.

oh for fucks sake
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I'm glad Hussie learned nothing about good hiring.
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CHECK YOUR EMAIL--- oh, it's also on the tumblr.
okay then.

> and Her Imperial Condescension (who, I guess, is also Meenah).
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>>92643557
>...all the Homestuck and Hiveswap fans
>See you then, Hiveswap fans!
Why differentiate between Homestuck and Hiveswap fans right before saying that? I don't like this one bit.
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>>92644277
How can you be a fan of something that is practically nonexistent?
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>>92643924
This is it. This is when I fucking drop Homestuck. I fucking can't anymore there's no point no hope I'm so far up shit's creek.

I'm so fucking done with this. I just can't. I tried to be nice, I tried to get my life together, play nice with social justice, maybe make the world a better place for dudes, fashion up, become better but I can't keep doing this.

I just... fuck man. Fuck. I feel like someone just fucking spit on me, slapped me, then licked the fucking glob right off my cheek. I feel like I'm on the recieving end of a Heathcliff punchline. I feel like I'm the disenfranchised honest working male in a Kelly comic. I feel so.... fuck.

Fuck Hussie, fuck Homestuck, fuck this fucking shitty fucking state of media, fuck this routine bullshit existence, fuck me for putting up with it all so long.

Fuck.
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Remember when they released a trailer that said this was coming out in fucking January?
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>>92644409
Well there are Ashi fans
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At least they finally started the interviews
I'm guessing this is their way of saying it's coming out on the 12th next month.
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>>92644523
I'll believe it when I see it.
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>>92644421
I'm with you every step of the way, but can you really drop it? Are you sure that if you see another thread here you can stop yourself from checking it out just to see if anything has been announced? Or when the game finally releases, you won't even watch a playthrough of it? You're never out of Homestuck anon, it's a black insidious thing that stains the heart. You're never free, not long at least.
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>>92644427
Remember when Homestuck was good?
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hussie needs a person who actually businesses
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>>92644634
I'm starting to have a tough time as of late.
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>>92644651
Too late for that
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>>92644634
No
Do you?
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>>92644696
No tears, anon. Only memories.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U5ggzIxfGDs
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gOSnen64a7M
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ve7TB0FggaY
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>>92643557


>make sure the game has a consistent look and has the art it needs to support the characters and plot.

You mean making sure that the background artstyle consistently clashes with the actual characters; and having shitty animations that look like they're straight out of a newgrounds flash game?
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>>92644651
Byron is a manager at a financial firm, he should have asked him for help.
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>>92644993
I remember it like a dream. Kids exploring their houses, entering the game, in a race against time and an unstoppable demon. And then after that it all just becomes muddied and my memories begin to fade.
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>>92644603
I know, I know, I just... I'm so fucking tired. I'm so angry but I'm so tired.
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>>92645509
If there's one thing you mustn't it's become tired. To become tired means to be worn down, to have your fangs dulled and to allow Hussie to get away with what he does. Hold onto the flames of your anger, stoke them and let them fuel your forge of expression. Be vocal about what Hussie's ruined or even create something in order to do what Hussie couldn't, capture those long lost feelings. To become tired is to accept death.
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My friend just got to 'vriskagram'. His reaction was summed up as 'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT'. If only he knew what was ahead of him.
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not keeping up with anything and maybe that's partly why I'm still hyped for it. even if it's dumb, or clunky. even if I'm not getting the game 'cause I didn't even take part in the ks
there's bound to be some cool shit in it, yeah?
i dont have high standards and the bg art looks nice so far abd the movements are nostalgic to old adventure games.

and even if it's 413% shit, there's going to be hilarious shitposts here
and it'll truely be over
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>>92645005
what if I just.... reach over and....
https://youtu.be/Z44JrnXFFKU
https://youtu.be/bTlu86X6lvk
https://youtu.be/EgFZZ5v1gug
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>>92644421
You sound like an overdramatic faggot
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During the openbound walkthrough, it seems like Hussie is genuinely expressing his feelings as the 'Narrator' with a lot of the items picked up. It's kind of depressing how it seems like he's genuinely sick of the comic and just wants to get it done with.
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alright /co/ :remem8er
where did all start going wrong?
what is ONE thing you would change if you could?
and the ONE thing you would keep?
what was your favorite part about this fandom, and the most hated? (could be anything: meme, cosplayer, fansong..)
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>>92644523
That's the feeling I'm getting
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>>92648042
Anon, if you were a good friend you would shoot them.
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>>92648787
> where did all start going wrong?
Probably the death of Hussie's father.
> what would you change?
Divert What Pumpkin not to invest in The Odd Gentlemen, and the subsequent lawsuit.
> what one thing would you keep?
I don't understand the question. I already have what I would keep, and these changes would surely give me more. I don't have to choose only one thing.
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>>92648787
Delete act 6. We could have recovered from the trolls in act 5 but once we reached act 6 we reached the point of no return for shitty pandering and melodrama.
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>>92644523
It's never coming out. Just like Dave.
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>>92649011
>I don't understand the question.
as in what you want most to remain (like say everything but your choice was getting changed)
>everything else
those are really good answers.
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>>92648605
>and it'll truly be over

Advanced self-delusion right here
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If homestuck has taught me one thing, it's to get to the fucking point of your comic.

I'm currently making a comic I'd like to make into a series, but pacing it pretty much like very short comic issues. And honestly? That kind of brevity is really important and helps you tell your story more efficiently, and part of becoming a better storyteller is to tell all the stuff you want to tell in any amount of time given, just figuring out what the best method of going about it is.

It leaves me thinking I might be rushing too fast in parts where the audience might be able to have some time spent enjoying the characters or atmosphere, but when you remember how utterly sick of making the comic hussie got near the end, it's a good idea to keep things going so you can take a bow gracefully
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>>92648605
>there's bound to be some cool shit in it, yeah?
I honestly don't have any faith that there'll be anything remotely enjoyable aside from the background art, and the music.
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>>92648718
I don't feel any sympathy for him, it's like shooting yourself in the foot and talking about how bad it hurts. Why the fuck would he introduce TWELVE new trolls? Why the fuck would he have dragged the Trickster arc out for a MONTH. Remember that? Or Jade and Jane meeting up with Calliope for fucking troll cosplaying? He didn't have to do any of this, he could've just cut to the chase.
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>>92648714
It's been a weird fucking time for me irl, this Homestuck shit just makes it worse.
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>>92644515
>Radiation
Who?

Is that based tobyfox in the picture?
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>>92649296
And the Joey porn
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>>92648787
I kind of feel it started to go wrong when the characters in the comic went from being platforms for jokes and plot progression.

So basically, when Hivebent started to introduce more character driven plots and drama, that's where Andrew started to lose his reigns on the comic. It doesn't help that the comic became popular BECAUSE of this, so Hussie started to incorporate it more into the comic with act 5.2 and 6.
But Hussie's lack of skill in character writing/development became incredibly apparent down the line when not only did he use a retcon to completely get out of most of the cast needing character development, but he also refused to tie most characters at the actual end of the comic. Leaving all the characters the fans loved so much half-assed in the end
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>>92649838
Anon I said in the game.
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>>92650212
I know.
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>>92650598
uncensored version where?
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>>92647739
>>92648042
>>92645035
>>92644021
>>92650055
I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK STICK ABOUT ANY OF THIS BULLSHITTERY, I JUST CAME LEWDS MAN!
>>92650598
good start but we can go sexier
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>>92650673
SEXIER
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>>92650757
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>>92650673
>>92650757
you can go to the /aco/ thread if you can handle everything you post met with bitter shitposting.

Not bitter like normal homestuck threads. There's less lashing out and hussie, more lashing out at other people in the thread/artist/etc
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>>92650792
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>>92650757
>all those green smudges near her butt
is she farting?
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>>92650808
Im trying to get these thread back on track, Its about the characters, not their Orange skinned god.
Also i'm trying not to beat my dick, instead i'm letting it get hard but denying it attention, showing it who's boss.
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>>92650821
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>>92650932
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>>92650945
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>>92650954
I'm starting to think its time to just let homestuck go, its been so long.

>I have forgotten my purpose
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>>92650821
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>>92651114
This it /co/ after this im done

>so tired
>i can't keep up with this new age lewdposting
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>>92651093
>>92651114
>>92651168
Why is Roxy black but Rose white?
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>>92651185
Chocolate tastes good?
>>92651168
Play this gud shit at my funeral and delete my Google Ultron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G9f5NLV3wE
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>>92651093
I still want to fuck Rose more.
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>>92651024
>always meant to draw the characters in my headcanon
>comic long ended
fuck it, I'll do it anyways
eventually
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>>92651585
Whats the headcannon?

Mines everybody's thicc as fuck with bearing hips,

Jane beats them all,

Rose is the only slim one,

and Cali has mosquito bites, but an ass that could stop yah heart.
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>>92651928
Rose is slimmer you mean, but still has thicc hips
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>>92651928
well for starters
>feferi is slighty inverted triangle shaped (dat cardio)
>vriska is lanky
>terezi is quite angular, thicc
>kanaya is tallest, model body
>nepeta is toned, shortest of the girls
>aradia is a bit chubby (mostly flies everywhere)
and their respective dancestor follows mostly

also have canons for their clothes, like nepeta wears binding with or without a tight crop top
i remember starting a drawing with everyone in swimsuits, maybe i'll just re-do that
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>>92650424
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>>92652053
Rose is wasted on Kanaya
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I've been debating with myself whether or not to host a panel at the upcoming anime convention about the more theoretical aspects of Homestuck and the rise and fall of MSPA as a whole. I don't go to conventions that much but Homestuck's convention fanbase has been really dying and I want to see the extent to which these people care about the actual aspects of the comic as opposed to fan cosplay instagram dork shit. Has anyone else wondered what goes on with these people?

>>92644421
Your comment could've been typed by me. It's really vague but I think that it's just trying to convey an emotion.
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>>92652647
I don't know why you expect there to be good conversations at an anime con.
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>>92651928

why that picture and not a better one

anyways jane is big but has a little bit of surprising muscle

everyone else has an average mildly skinny build
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>>92643557
>tfw you put down over $100 for the kickstarter
>still hoping and waiting like a sucker to see if they'll give those tiers the game when/if it releases, like promised
Fuck everything.
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>>92652647
I'd love to go to that, but I think that most of the people who would go to it are the people who like modern Homestuck and try to argue with you.
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>>92648605
>and it'll truely be over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PapEk2lUhdc
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>>92649669
>all post DOTA
Really gets those almonds activating.
>>92648787
>where did all start going wrong?
A6I3
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>>92653302
Dante needs to get away from the Internet, it's ruining his life.
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>>92653101
Ha ha

That's what your dumbass gets for being a loyal fan to a guy that does nothing but shitposts in every conversation he has.
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>>92648787
>where did all start going wrong?
When the first troll to appear on screen lead into a full intro to 12 new characters we had to give a shit about. It would've been fine with just Karkat, Terezi, and Vriska. But no he couldn't stop there. No, he had to add 12 MORE fucking trolls and then another set of humans and then the fucking cherubs.
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>>92648787
>where did all start going wrong?

When the girl characters didn't spend most of the comic naked.
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>>92650860
pawsibly
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>>92653227
I feel like they don't care about the comic itself as much as the fan culture surrounding it, which hasn't really changed since like 2013. Yeah they'd get mad if I started ranting about tumblr being the root of all evil, but I think I can control my autism enough for it.

Like, I talk about the burgeoning of internet media in the mid-00s due to availability of Flash places like Newgrounds, and influences from text adventures, along with concurrent projects like Rubyquest. Then Hussie's earlier projects from TSO to Problem Sleuth. Then the formula's application to Homestuck and the real influences that went into plot devices and game mechanics.

>>92652817
I don't expect good conversations anywhere.
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HOMESTUCK RUINED MY LIFE
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>>92649296
>There won't be anything enjoyable except the enjoyable things
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>>92653629
>cat puns
Don't you start, man.
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>>92654303
Good one, here's mine.
Offnote, I'm probably going to pass the fuck out; but I hope this thread is still up when I wake up. I've been waiting for this thread to pop up for days now; and honestly, I go to /co/ just for these threads.
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>>92653751
Fine no more, I purromise.
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https://youtu.be/zTJHsNF6Tic

>that time andrew plagiarized the entire premise of homestuck from bowman
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>>92654303
>>92654491
how did I do?
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>>92643557
>but we find out that at least one of the team members enjoys Rosemary.
It's ruined.
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>>92651185
Because Roxy is shit.
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>>92650860
>>92653629
Hot.
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>>92650985
Jesus Christ, that art.
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>>92651310
>6th best troll
Shit tastes.
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>>92654303
>>92654491
>>92655101
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>>92653482
Dante, no....
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>>92644021
I'm not.
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>>92655283
caught me off guard
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>>92655304
I bet it caught Hussie off guard too.
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>tfw you fade into irrelevance as soon as your character arc is over and avoid becoming flanderised
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>>92655449
>tfw
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>>92655449
Aradia didn't have an arc though. You reaaaaaaally have to stretch it to say she did.
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>>92655491
Her arc was undying.
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>>92655468
>Feferi's hair is curly.
But why?
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>>92655491
Her character did have an arc of sorts, but it was the result of her character changing whenever she had a new form, from alive to ghost to robot to alive again.
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>>92655502
In that she just changed characters several times, again, it really has to be stretched. Like, Tumblr "equius was in love with karkat"-tier stretching.
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>>92644277
because they're assuming Hiveswap is gonna bring in a lot of new fans
it's not an unreasonable thought
a new video game is easier to get into than a webcomic as long as Homestuck
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>>92655525
That's not what an arc is, Anon.
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>>92655541
As a fan of adventure games, I can safely say that no one is going to care about Hiveswap unless you already like Homestuck. It is a niche as fuck genre.
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>>92655541
I'm probably reading into things that aren't there, but it almost felt like they were making a difference between the groups of fans because they didn't want Homestuck fans, they want to create a new fanbase
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>>92655702
I could understand that though.
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>>92655702
>because they didn't want Homestuck fans, they want to create a new fanbase
That sounds pretty true to Hussie.
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>>92655543
Alright fine, she had a character triangle. Are you happy now?
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>>92655724
No, I fucking hate triangles.
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>>92655717
Please refrain from bringing this video back into my mind, thank you.
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>>92655759
Fuck off cunt, triangles are mid-tier at worst.
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>>92655801
Triangles are shit tier. Hexagons best tier. Triangles are like "dur hur three, dur only angles, dur hur you can't all remember all my types", like fuck off, dude.
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>>92655815
>hexagons being better than triangles
>hexagons any higher than meh tier
I understand anon, you're just trying to be a contrarian faggot. You don't have to pretend to have shit taste and like a shape that dumb bees make by the truckload, you're among friends here.
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>>92655900
>Implying triangles aren't even more normie than hexagons.
>Less complexity.
>"dur hur le primary shape"
Come on, dude.
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>>92655924
Being normie has nothing to do with it, hexagons are just so unintelligent that literal bugs can make them. And besides, there's plenty of more normie shapes like circles and squares, do you just hate everything that's remotely popular anon?
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>>92656000
>Unintelligent
>Eight sides
Yeah huh.... And no, squares and circles have their own unique flair. Triangles are just frustrating and convoluted.
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>>92655924
>>92656024
Shut the fuck up, you're both retarded and this isn't funny.
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>>92656024
>HEXAgon
>EIGHT(8) sides
I guess the fans are just as unintelligent as the shape.
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>>92656079
Somebody's grumpy.
>>92656086
Let's stop, Anon, we're both retarded and this isn't funny.
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>>92656079
You know, that really hurt my feelings, Anon.
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>>92656102
Agreed.
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>>92656188
Agreed with what?
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>>92656209
The latter.
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>>92656236
Why would you agree with that though? That's rather mean.
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>>92656256
It was an idiotic line of replies and I'm disappointed in myself for participating.
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>>92656280
It was harmless fun, Anon, you shouldn't be disappointed in yourself.
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>>92656294
Thank you for the kind words, but I'm just the kind of person that's never happy with themself. Good night.
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>>92656334
It's alright, Anon, just know that you're alright with everyone else and I hope that makes you feel more comfortable in the long run.
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davekat
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>>92656409
Almost as bad as Davejade.
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>>92656430
Almost as bad as (your favorite ship).
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>>92656438
you leave dirk x dave outta this
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>>92656482
Explain this, Anon.
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>>92656438
JohnRose did nothing wrong!
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>>92656519
This.
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EriAra is the only good ship in this whole damn comic.
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>>92656536
The most meme ship possible.
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Vriska x Vriska is the only ship that makes sense.
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this is starting to remind me of the l-lewd audio recs

>>92656504
bro x dave is just as well
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>>92656597
>bro x dave is just as well
Explain both of these now.
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>>92656613
nothing to explain senpai other than that really weird wet dream I had of them one time

other ships are great too though
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>>92656761
>other than that really weird wet dream I had of them one time
OK, now I'm interested... Tell me....
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>>92656782
i-it's nothing really
just, the only wet dream I've ever had in my life happened to be incest between webcomic characters
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>>92656893
Tell me, Anon.... Please.... (No homo.)
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Why is he so perfect?
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>>92657029
He is not plagued by mental illnesses.
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>>92656940
I'm a degenerate fujoshit with an incest kink and for some reason it just happened. it was so long ago but iirc it was bros just being bros and dry humping (best play) on the couch
>mfw when I woke
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>>92657076
>I'm a degenerate fujoshit with an incest kink
Are you a girl......?
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>>92656940
Bicurious anon, go fap to gay porn elsewhere and stop infecting these threads with homo.
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>>92657126
Anon, I said "no homo", I don't get why you think I'm gay....
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>>92657076
straya?
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>>92657113
yes

>>92656586
this...this could work
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>>92657256
>Both of them end up being my post.
Uh, Anon....?
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I feel that I've finally moved on from Homestuck. I just hope this game fails miserably, putting the last nail in Homestuck's coffin. I don't even feel pity for Hussie anymore.

I don't even know if I'll play the game. I probably will, but I'm not really interested in the game. Not even in the more than likely REFERENCES to Homestuck's lore and backstory. We'll see more of Doc Scratch, big fucking whoop. The canon of this story got so murdered that it became meaningless and I don't give a shit about anything, so I can only register expanding the world as a huge load of uninteresting bullshit.

What I mean is that just thinking about Hiveswap makes me apathetic.
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>>92650673
>>92650757
I prefer an athletic Nepeta. Maybe that's just me.
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>>92652647
I also wonder how many of the new fans actually care about or understand the story.

>new fans
>started reading 6 years ago
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>>92658909
>Doc Scratch escaped Homestuck unscathed
>only to come back for hiveswap
Oh nooooooo
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>>92660233
Are there literally any characters that were entertaining from start to finish left?
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>>92661103
The only one who wasn't just forgotten was Caliborn.
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>>92654491
yayyy the thread is still up
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>>92655283
>>92655233
>>92655101
>>92654303
>>92654491
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What the hell is Hussie even doing nowadays anymore? He's not attached to his game project or writing newsupdates so it seems he just went rogue.
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>>92661950

Who are these fucks?
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>>92661950
Wait isn't that IPGD on the green chair?
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>>92661974
Hussie, IPGD, KC Green and some other chick.
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>>92655491
Well she remained 'on the fence' against retaliating against lord english for the longest time, trying to tell everyone how he was going to be their inevitable death eventually; and how nobody could stop him, regardless of what they do. Then during collide, she ended up fighting against lord english; regardless of her stances previously, which I thought was pretty cool. During the comic, she definitely changed from 'our desperate attempts to stop him will end up being hopeless; and I just want to see everything get destroyed already like its supposed to by lord english, now im just gunna fuck around dream bubbles and wait until we all die' to 'well even if we do get fucked i still wanna try to stop him'. I mean hell, she did end up getting to see everything getting destroyed anyways in act 7, so I guess you could call that an arc that was fulfilled?
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>>92661950
Trying to avoid the mobs.
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>>92662075
She also took the biggest dick in the entire comic like a champ.
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>>92661950
I think he's just living, going day to day, trying to be happy without working on any creative projects. And I honestly can't think of a greater waste of talent.
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>>92662210
I can't believe she managed to get english to the hilt, either
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>>92662210
>>92662271
Honestly, what was really impressive was taking all of Kanaya's girth. They always said it was impossible but boy she proved them all wrong.
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>>92662271
At that point she was already well-accustomed to STRONG genes.
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>>92658909
the game will still be availible outside of the ks?
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>>92656354
Thank you.
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>>92657058
Oh anon youre so naive...
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>>92662035
Kc is still fat I see
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>>92662271
Meanwhile Rose can't even take a horse...
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>>92661950
When was this photo taken?
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>>92663150
More like KFC Nogreens
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>>92663228
Recently
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>>92663165
Yet she can take all of John's hands, it makes no sense.
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>>92663229
That's not nice anon. He tries his best, even if his best nowadays isn't as good as what it used to be.
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>>92661950
Probably just living life without having the burden of having to churn out something creative on a timeline. Which honestly, kind of disappoints me; since it's obvious he has a lot of potential. Hopefully in the future, he'll decide to make something else; or expand/continue his previous works.
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>>92662075
Nah, I wouldn't.
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>>92663797
>all
John has more than two hands?
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>>92663110
What is Bowman affected by?
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>>92661950
Blonde girl is hot.
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>>92664916
That discord group, his best album was made when he isoled from the homestuck community, half his jokes are reference to 720, that one tweet he deleted... Hes still in better shape than most people who worked with andrew.
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>>92665159
What mental illness is this? Twitterism?
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>>92664940
I think that's Shelby cregg
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>>92665377
I'll take it.
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>>92665159
What discord group, what album, what deleted tweet
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>>92664872
He may only have two hands but there are millions of instances of those hands thanks to retcon shenanigans
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>>92665519
>Millions of hands in Rose's vagina
Jesus Christ.
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>>92664872
They exist all across spacetime. At any point in time Rose could be getting fingered.
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>>92665707
Run, Rose, run!
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>>92665762
What makes you think she's not supporting it? Start thinking with portals.
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>>92666436
That's a strange looking Dave.
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>>92665507
where is the feet
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>>92666673
Why would Dave date Nepeta?
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>>92667476
I remember that humanstuck fic where nepeta is his halfsister. God that was old.
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>>92666673
>>92667476
yeah why would he

he already IS nepeta
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>>92661103
John became PUNISHED JOHN, which was fun to watch.
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>>92667476
Because she grows some of the best weed around.
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>>92667710
Dave is against the devil's leaf
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hsg is shit enjoy your autism
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>>92643557
>>92659861
TWO HOMESTUCK THREADS?
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>>92668810
Don't look at me anon, this one was here first. It's a bit surprising that the mods didn't delete one of them already.
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>Terezi: Remem8er
Where is "Terezi: REMEMBER ME" flash, Hussie?
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>>92668810
>>92668856
Tried telling them to move to this thread, but they're reluctant to move here. They're trying to act like this is just a Hiveswap thread, when it's blatantly not; since the title is literally 'Homestuck'. Not to mention if it was 'only' Hiveswap, this thread would have been deleted due to it being more suitable for /v/; not /co/.

This is why we have mods deleting our generals all the fucking time.

Because of shit like this.
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post trollsonas/fantrolls
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>>92669885
>we'll never get Terezi: R3M3MB3R YOURS3LF
I guess Terezi's going to be dependant on others forever.
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>>92670242
I refuse.
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>>92670438
Fine, I'll move here for now. You owe me your life.
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>>92668405
But Jade's a stoner
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>>92670183
>Because of shit like this.
it is definitively NOT because of "shit like this"
having multiple threads about the same topic isn't against the rules
there's six samurai jack threads on the board right now
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>>92670686
It is when a mod takes sexual pleasure in deleting threads pertaining to the thread topic. At least that's what I've observed.
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>>92670738
yeah but he'll find a reason to delete regardless
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>>92670448
Wait, back off, Beardsley. Where is your fantroll, huh? I don't see it. Oh? No, no, no, no no, babe! Don't tell me you lost your fantroll!
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>>92670808
Has Hussie forgotten his purpose?
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>>92670763
Believe me, I know it's not the only reason; but why give them more of a reason to delete them? Just because SJ threads are popping up like cancer, doesn't justify giving the mods another reason to delete these threads. If anything, they'll be on watch for duplicate threads just for that reason. Keep it contained to one thread so they don't get anal about these threads like they usually are; was my point.
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>>92670782
Never seen this before. This is wonderful.
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Are hiveswap fan characters kino?
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>>92670242
God, I remember those. I actually had a couple back when it was "cool" to have 'em.
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>>92671109
It introduced quadrants. No matter how good it was, it was the beginning of the end.
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We can all agree that Vriska is the fucking best and that she is superior than Karkat, right?
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>>92671617
Who cares about them. Neither reaches the quality of a character with this strange thing called a "complete character arc", like Tavros.
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>>92671753
>Tavros
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>>92670993
Absolutely. SJ ending was far from great but still beat Homestuck's by a country mile.
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>>92671753
I mean id we;re going with "complete characters arc" Dave and Roxy did kinda
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>>92671604
If you're going for some kinda longwinded theory about how shitty alien romance logic drew in the tumblr crowd which Hussie would then start pandering to like 5 years later, then i gotta say that's a dumb theory and also not really a good reason to be slamming the best act.
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>>92671422
> Kino
You mean, like pre-WW2 Russian films? Sure, why not?
http://amazn.com/0691003467
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>>92671753
>complete character arc
>goes from a wienie to a crippled wienie to a cyborg wienie to a dead wienie to an insufferable prick/LotR refernce to a wieniesprite to a half cat wieniesprite who is allergic to himself for the rest of time
Is Sollux the only character who got to the end of the comic without being severely compromised by Hussie and his inner circlejerk?
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>>92644427
shit, I need to get a more up to date version of this pic now
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what is the jashi of homestuck?
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>>92671753
Tavros did an okay arc, but it ended up in him basically contradicting everything he was saying he was standing up for. He said he was standing up to Vriska; but still ended up doing what she wanted anyways. He just did it willfully this time.
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>>92672396
JohnRoxy
or maybe Rosemary?
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>>92654831
That's a rare Bowman.
>>92665159
Have you ever looked at his YouTube channel? Any of the three with his videos actually. The original credit score one is the only one with 720 jokes. I know he has made some outside the original, but that seems to be just because it's recognizable because fans beat it into the ground all the time.

Also, cone on. You can't say that and not say what the tweet said.
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>>92671996
It's not a theory and it's not longwinded. Hussie put a greater emphasis on romance, and had the plot and even the character development fall to the sides. We've got no clue how LE was defeated, we never got to have Dave or Rose finish their quests, but we have every surviving character from [S] Collide in at least one potential romantic relationship except for Jane I suppose, if you're not counting post credits snapchats.
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>>92672170
Should add Shenmue 3 to this.

Now that's a shitty kickstarter campaign that shouldn't be forgotten or forgiven.
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>>92666247
She's stupid.
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>>92671988
>Roxy
What.
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>>92672686
Why's it shitty?
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>>92645005
the grief...
it is good.
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>>92671601
i drew myself just for kicks long ago; my friends too. even thought of shit like backstory and strife specibus.
it was a lot of fun
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>>92672634
I don't see how any of that is Act 5's fault
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>>92672536
>JohnRoxy
This.
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>>92672828
>a nipple
Hidden, Alerted the mods, called the police, and messaged moot
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>>92672849
It was the first romance heavy section of Homestuck. It's the cause of all of this.
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Best ship.
At least before Vriska was ruined.
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>>92673013
ok i guess, i still think that's pretty dumb though.
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>>92673016
Her meeting doomjohn was the perfect ending to her arc/
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>>92672396
davejade
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>>92673070
t.cohen
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKq2ptu7qw
Only true 90s kids will remember this sweet meme
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>>92673016
Always hated this ship.
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>>92673245
Big butts in a can?
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>>92673284
Why?
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>>92673305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH2x7ZJ1mIA
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>>92673070
her being stabbed in the back was the perfect ending
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>>92672742
I thought there'd been no word on it since the KS and that the money had just been taken. But I just checked and it looks like it's coming out this year.

So nevermind, I guess I'm full of shit.
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>>92673401
thicc?
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>>92673384
Blind girl has nice ass?
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>>92673448
That's fine anon, just be sure to fact check before you say stuff like that.
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give me something to draw or im going to kill myself
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>>92673543
Draw yourself fucking every single homestuck character at once.
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I never wrote a fantroll or anything, but I did end up deciding how the movie version should end.
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>>92673473
>high heels
>to the beach
for what purpose?

>>92673543
do one of those redraw memes
where you redraw a panel or screenshot you like
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>>92673566
well? go on
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>>92673543
Jade Aradia fuison
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>>92673588
>for what purpose?
To stick up fuckboy ass.
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>>92673543
>>92673627
Yeah, draw an epic meme combo.
>>
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>>92673669
Little dragon Dirk is going to fuck them all.
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>>92673543
Aradia with a big ass
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>>92673543
Nepeta with itty bitty kitty titties, or big fat cat tats.
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>>92673016
>vriska is the big spoon
and this is why john/vriska is awful
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>>92673846
What if she was the little one?
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>>92673882
then it'd be better, but also less in-character for john.

Vriska/John sucks because John sucks. Not because of Vriska
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>>92673932
>John sucks
Wow, fuck you and your shit tastes.
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>>92673932
What if I just self-insert as John?
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>>92674049
You're sad then.
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>>92674092
>he's a total weenie
No, he's one of the best characters in Hamsteak.
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>>92674187
This is theoretical, Anon. Don't worry, I only like you as a friend.
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>>92674092
>a total weenie
>the man who pummeled a mentally challenged child for drawing a dumb comic and punched a chick with enough force to launch her somersault that would make an Olympic gold medalist jealous
ok
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>>92673846
All male homestuck characters would be little spoons, they're all weenies.
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>>92674277
>Beating up retarded kids makes you manly.
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>>92674277
>beat a mentally challenged child half-ways to death because he drew something sexist.
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>>92674303
What about Dirk?
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>>92674340
John the numale.
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>>92674351
powerbottom.
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>>92674314
Well yeah. My dad beat me all the time and he's manly as hell.
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>>92674401
Powerbottoms are weenies? And how is Dirk a powerbottom?
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>>92674421
I wanna' meet that dad.
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>>92674314
he also plowed his way through a horde of minions while punching that one big ogre in face and off his home, or in cascade where he face another hoard of monsters and one huge lich queen. pre-act 6 John was pretty cool.
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>>92674494
Yeah, why was the one you mentioned the retarded kid though?
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>>92674486
Well you'll either have to wait 10 years or get yourself sent to the Limestone Correctional Facility.
>>92674530
Because they aren't me, anon.
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>>92674530
that wasn't me
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>>92674599
>>92674620
Woah....
>>
Had the trolls been kept to 3-6 instead of fucking 12 and everyone who didn't matter got cut out, would hussie be able to keep up?
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>>92674697
No, because then Equius would have never existed and Hussie would kill himself over this.
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John will get fucked in the ass by Terezi's strap-on, if he gets anything in the end at all, face it.
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>>92674743
>Not the other way around.
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>>92674710
Karkat, Gamzee, Equius, Vriska and Terezi, those are the only trolls you need. And then throw in another of the women because there's no way in hell Hussie could handle not having an even number of male and female.
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>>92674743
John continues to suffer

I bet Terezi won't even use lube
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>>92674749
John will fuck Terezi in the ass with his strap-on?
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>>92674811
>Gamzee
Fuck no. Gamzee was a mistake. Have Eridan instead.

And the other girl could be Feferi?
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>>92674851
Yes, both a strap-on and a dick.
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>>92674749
No. It's all ass fucking for all the boys.
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>>92674895
You sound gay.
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>>92674882
Double the pleasure
Double the fun
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>>92674963
At least for John....
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>>92674861
Bit the who cucks eridan to cause the massive shitstorm?
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>>92674919
No, it's just that if Hussie ends up adding any het at all it's going to be some shit like that because it's more ""progressive"".
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>>92674985
No one- that's being rewritten (not like he gave a shit about the romance by the end anyway) Eridan was a douche enough before his breakdown and an entertaining one, at that.
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>>92674992
You sure you aren't just being optimistic?
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>>92674861
I only say Gamzee because of him being a part of LE and he caused John's clown problem. But Eridan would be great because he could cause conflict in the group. In regards to the girls, Feferi's the direct cause of the dreambubbles, and Kanaya is half of Rosemary, so I say it should either be Aradia or Nepeta.
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>>92675053
John getting fucked by Terezi is optimistic?
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>>92675107
For you, maybe.
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>>92675107
It is
John is the only straight character left at this point
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>>92675104
Lord English doesn't really need to exist, and not really in that form either. John's clown problem doesn't really matter.

Aradia and Nepeta are both memes though. Feferi was wasted potential, Kanaya is just boring as Hell.
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>>92675148
Jade?
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Feferi x Equius seems like it could have been a good ship desu.
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>>92675213
Is fucking a gay man
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>>92675213
Comatose people don't have sexualities.
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>>92675213
Inb4 Davepeta posters
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>>92675368
Nice one, lol.
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>>92675166
Alright, let's ignore what the plot significance and focus on the characters themselves then. Feferi is wasted potential, like the entirety of Homestuck, but what we've seen of her interactions with Eridan she's fairly manipulative, using him just so that she can feed her lusus without having to kill. This is interesting, but Vriska and Terezi are also manipulative. It could be interesting to see the differences in how they manipulate others, I think it'd be better to have someone else. Nepeta's pretty nothing like you mentioned although with some more focus something could be done, maybe some more attention to her being somewhat feral. Aradia on the other hand could have some good interactions if she still had some of her anger from when she was a robot, and her learning to deal with it or failing to. And Kanaya could be a little better if she wasn't dating Rose, but she's better with a larger cast.
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>>92675267
Then why are they so damn sexy?
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>>92675673
Nepeta's a meme and annoying ("muh loneliness" isn't enough to care her as an actual character either), Kanaya's a straight man that can't be funny so she's just an inferior Rose and her theoretical arc is really boring.

Aradia lacks anything consistent and is just kind of there a lot of the time. I don't know which Arada you'd use if you used Aradia, if it's all of them, she'll still be a huge mess and would need a ton of development to make it feel not stupid.

Still going with Fef.
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I just don't see the appeal of Jade.
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>>92675797
She's a contrarian meme.
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>>92675797
There is none
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>>92675797
I just don't see the appeal of Aradia.
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>>92675673
I say fefri purely because it gives more interactions for eridan, and because she had a lot of potential that was wasted
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>>92675797
There's two main reasons.
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>>92675797
The retcon kids should have never existed
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>>92676029
Damn, R.I.P Jade.
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>>92675957
They're both memes.
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>>92676019
Yawn
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>>92676134
Sorry she doesn't have a golf bag for a vagina like your waifu.
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>>92676134
Are you gay?
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>>92643557
Someone on /aco/ told me adamantApoplectic, author of Red Dead Virgo, sometimes hangs around these threads. If anyone knows where I can hit that nigga up, let me know. I got a tribute fic I want to send as a gift on Ao3.
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>>92676194
Sounds more like steelcorridor.
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>>92676221
Why Kanaya though?
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>>92676236
What?
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>>92676293
What?
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>>92676321
What were you trying to say there, Anon?
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>>92676359
What do you think I'm saying?
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>>92676263
Because Kanaya is the main character in Red Dead Virgo. Hence the name.
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>>92676384
Yes, but why?
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>>92676377
Steelcorridor is gay?
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>>92676455
Worse, he waifus Aradia.
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>>92676395
I got it without reading the filename, am I cool yet?
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>>92674416
Why is he not moving

Is something wrong with him
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>>92676427
Because Kanaya is the Virgo troll, and because in this story her blood is red. The name is also a reference to a popular video game franchise.
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>>92676481
no i don't
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>>92676498
But why Kanaya of all people?
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>>92676481
Oh?
>>92676533
Oh......?
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>>92676562
http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/post/161041722846
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>>92676534
You're just going in circles now
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Man I would kill for a documentary on the making of Hiveswap

THE RISE AND FALL OF ANDREW HUSSIE
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>>92675797
Understandable
There is nothing appealing about Jade
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>>92676609
I just really don't like Kanaya.
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>>92676599
I don't get it.
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>>92676626
I'm pretty sure RDV was about kanaya because she was popular and a lesbian at the time.
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>>92676533
>constantly draws Aradia getting ENGLISH'D
Uh uh
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>>92676622
This.
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>>92676669
well obviously I think Aradia would be English's waifu then
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>>92676655
That's a super silly reason, haha. But "lesbian" really is the only reason to like Kanaya.
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>>92676718
well then there you have it.
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>>92676599
You've even worse taste than I thought
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>>92676735
I'm still not satisfied though. I never will be.
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>>92675797
It's more effective if you experienced childhood romance.
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>>92676789
I have, and I don't want to relive it vicariously like a fucking weirdo/pedo.
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>>92676812
You're not very smart, are you.
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>>92676830
Why does that make me dumb???????
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>>92675797
You have to go back to the first four acts to see what people liked about the character. After that she basically went straight in the trash and was never mentioned again, along with everyone who wasn't Dave or Rose.

Even back then though she never really had much personality.
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>>92673621
oh yeah, i guess i kind of threw out a fishing line there.

unfortunately, I'm realizing I kind of forgot the full chain of logic. but the basic idea is, you end with the scratch, which turns out to be a new game plus; you have rising action until then (remember how they only had 24 hours until The Scratch?).

you have an overall arc where the story gets sad towards the end. jack is unstoppable, parents are dying, rose dies, rose and dave go on a suicide mission. vriska and karkat spill the beans on the fact that the trolls are actually sad and dying. so john starts to wonder if this was all a complete waste of time.

but then he goes off on a crazy chain of deductions like he did when he figured out the card combining system all of a sudden and wrote an FAQ about bitwise AND and OR. the upshot of which is that he is currently schrodingers cat, having paid no attention to the plot up till now, and hidden behind a cloak of grimdark aura from roses corpse. this means he can pick two possible endings, one where jack kills the trolls, and one where an unknown and unknowable Large Enemy does. so he ends up losing his innocence by deliberately siccing jack after the trolls before he does the scratch. he resets the game, bringing back ectobiology codes for the trolls so he can save them later, because he is nice and wouldn't be satisfied with anything less.

(that was part of the logic, that the game is ultimately doing all this stuff the way a story is written; not with causality, but all events beginning to end being fated to satisfy certain criteria, especially the players overall reaction to their hero's journey. this means john ends up being able to roll vriska's dice, put the numbers into one of those machines, and get codes for the trolls, because he insists. i think there were some details that made this less convenient, but i can't remember them.)

i don't know, whatever. the causality/fate stuff was really cool in the early part of the story.
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>>92676830
>dude ur dumb for this really basic opinion lmao
What.
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>>92676856
First five you mean. Jade was the only character to have a complete character arc, and not have Hussie artificially extend it like say, Rose.
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ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuck. god fuck. i hate myself. its sthis stupid fucking comics fault. so many years of my life, wasted, for literally nothing. ive never felt more despair than i have this past week
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>>92676812
What?
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>>92676856
This.
>>92676878
>Jade was the only character to have a complete character arc
What? No.
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>>92676909
I don't know. That just comes off as weird to me. I may have been a bit too curt.
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>>92676910
>Jade was the only character to have a complete character arc, and not have Hussie artificially extend it
That last part is important bro
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>>92676933
>That just comes off as weird to me.

Why?
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>>92676947
>Jade was the only character to have a complete character arc
This is the part I take issue with though.
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>>92676972
Who you gonna cite as also having a complete arc? Tavros? Fucking Karkat?
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>>92676966
Eh, that's not really something I'd feel nostalgic for. Especially since it's "romance" of all things- just gives me a weird vibe. Maybe if they were teenyboopers when it happened but their relationship was mostly around 13 and came off as pretty juvenile.
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>>92676989
I don't think he's objecting to the 'only character' part so much as the 'complete arc' part

The only arc Jade had was when Hussie lobbed her into the trash, along with the rest of the kids
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>>92676989
No one. No one had a real arc. Calm down.
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>>92676221
I think they popped in here just once.
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>>92677048
Disagree. Act 5's end served as a complete arc for a lot of the characters, Jade especially. Difference is the rest of them got dragged out with problems they didn't need to have.
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>>92676989
>>92677046
>I don't think he's objecting to the 'only character' part so much as the 'complete arc' part
Also this.
>>92677106
Nah, I still thought there were a ton of loose ends. They were definitely in progress though and Jade was the closest to being finished but then everything just came to a halt. And after that happened, then they were given more problems (which were more *new* and less of extensions of their old arcs that were still wrapping up.)
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>>92677106
>tfw you will never lick Rose's luscious lips

Why live?
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>>92677161
>Jade was the closest to being finished

but what really needed to be finished for her?
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>>92677231
>but who needed to finish in her?

Dave, for one
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>>92677231
Her art class project
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>>92676599
Top tier taste. Almost as good as Flannery.
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>>92677268
>implying Dave needs to be inside Jade for it to count
Teleportation powers.
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>>92677231
Her to come to terms with everything I guess. Mellowing out.
(I'm the (you) by the way, not the first two meme answers.)
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>>92677303
She kind of did come to terms with everything though. Come act 6 Hussie just shat on her constantly, which brought back her impotent fury.
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NOTHING
WRONG
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>>92677338
>kind of
Not enough. All of them confronted their problems in a sense, they just needed a little more growing room.
>impotent fury
*sleeping
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>>92677338
Bert and Ernie?
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>>92677361
>sleeping
What is this meme? The one time Jade started to sleep again was after the retcon, when she did it in response to being super depressed.
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>>92677398
>What is this meme?
A meme. AKA a joke. And yeah, Jade spent the last bit of the comic (retcon) asleep. It was really stupid. So now it's funny.
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>>92677360
You have to appease a tsunami somehow.
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>>92644421
>This is it. This is when I fucking drop Homestuck.
You can't drop homestuck anymore faggot it's been over for more than a year.

Anyone sensible dropped Homestuck in 2014-2015 when it was going downhill fast.
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actually it was probably 2013, fuck if I remember dates act 6 is most of the comic now and that's a fucking travesty
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>>92677618
>Implying tsunamis aren't just tsundere.
It's in the name, retard.
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>>92677637
>homestuck has been bad longer than it's been good
Who let things get to be like this
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>>92677699
Me.
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>>92677693
Why would a tsundere Nami attack the trolls? This isn't adding up.
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>>92677723
It's insecure about wanting to cum in Aradia's shows.
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>>92677723
>tfw you'll never get attacked by a qt tsundere 'nam girl (male)
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>>92677771
Trapnamis are gay, man.
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>>92677769
Why would a nami get inside Aradia's DVR and ejaculate on her prerecorded shows?
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>>92677894
He loves the Golden Girls. That's why he's so ashamed.
And he also wants to cum inside Aradia's shoes.
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>>92677808
It's fine if they have feminine waves.
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>>92678164
Dude, those things have tons of diseases. You're going to get seaweed all over your crotch in the morning.
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>>92676947
That Rose isn't THAT thicc.
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>>92678206
That's why you don't go for the aging ones, get yourself a nice young one that still a little uncertain and dip your feet. Wriggle your toes a bit too, you know what I'm saying?
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>>92678212
Neither is a bricc.
I got other thick Roses anyway, and petite Jades that look my kindergarten teacher.
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>>92678285
No, Anon, back off. They're all bad news. The new ones and emotionally unstable and will tear up your house after your little "session"
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>>92678298
>Neither is a bricc.
What.
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>>92678349
Nah, as long as you play it safe and stay away from home it's fine. I can't tell you how much fun I've had with them in the tropics. I will say that the Japanese ones are insane though, I'll never forget that night but fuck, I can't recommend it to anyone else.
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>>92678458
Anon, they'll come back to bite you in the ass. They get jealous real easy.
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>>92677292
Jade fishes for Dave and Karkat’s used condoms in their trash.
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>>92678480
You need to learn to live a little dude.
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>>92678491
More like Jade uses space powers to drain Dave's balls remotely. And randomly.
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>>92678491
>She eats the ones covered in shit and dies of AIDs.
Really makes you think...
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>>92678512
And you need to learn how not to die.
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>>92678491
>slavekat
>ever getting sex
Topkat
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>>92678795
>Topkat
Yeah, I guess he does top Dave half of the time considering that's what Hussie's sexcanons were
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>>92678698
Hey now it's been a few years since I last died, I'll be fine.
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>>92678845
that was me combining the words "topkek" and "cat", because the idea is absurd.
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>>92678874
One more time by tsunami and you'll have eternal AIDs...
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>>92678887
That's silly.
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>>92678938
Not as silly as Karkat ever getting sex from Jade's husband.
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>>92679027
Tell that to cohen
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>>92679222
>later admitted Jade was fucking Dave on tumblr before having to delete it because of harassment
Don't think he needs to be told.
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>>92679222
i guess bkew was right
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>>92675673
>she's fairly manipulative, using him just so that she can feed her lusus without having to kill.
she did? i don't recall her being so, just that they worked together

>>92676498
who the fuck is the teal under gamzee? latula?
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>>92674049
This is exactly why John sucks. He's fine in the comic, but here he's just become every shitty boy's self insert. They just ship John with whomever they want to fuck.
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>>92676830
What the fuck that room is so messy. Gross.
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>>92679254
Didn't he delete it while saying it was a joke and not canon
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>>92679527
The everything he said is a joke and not canon
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>>92676867
maybe it's been too long since I read it but that started out pretty good and got a little weird towards the end
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>>92679527
He apologized because it upset davekat shippers, yes.
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>>92679456
JohnNep was Hussie's otp...... do you think Hussie wanted to fuck nepeta?
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It would be nice if seeing a Homestuck thread ever meant anything other a quick reminder that everything is still awful.
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>>92679624
Davekat shippers are vicious. This is why you never should tease gay ships.
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>>92679801
Rosemary shippers threatened death over the johnrose tshirt
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>>92679766
idk what to tell you. homestuck is done, anything that is going on now relating to homestuck is not even that good. kinda wanna say turn to fan content, but eh, not really anything that good. Even Omegastuck is running it course.
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>>92679831
It's funnly, because they could have downvoted that shit, but nope, they just let it happened and blame we fine love.
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>>92679222
>Penumbral
It's fucking Penumbra, Cohen.
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>>92673317
Not him but Vriska literally ate John's personality until he became the idiot cipher people who don't fucking pay attention accused him of being.

Like John was good for Vriska sort of but Vriska was AWFUL for John.
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>>92673543
Maybe a JohnRose thing?

I liked some earlier ideas of Rose regretting her decisions or just getting a bit yandere over the boy, especially if she's incompetent at it.
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>>92680136
How so? Most of John's interactions with Vriska had him coming out on top with the humor being at Vriska's expense. He was always poking holes in her egotistical rants and brushing off most of her attempts to leverage the conversation against him. Sure, some the last few conversations with him when she started confiding about her past were pretty one sided, but it's reasonable for John to be out of his depth with situations like that.

Especially when you consider how practically every conversation with Vriska and any character that wasn't Aradia went, their interactions, if anything, served to highlight the proactive side of John at a time when that was starting to drain away.
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>>92679766
I enjoy these threads, it's like catching up with your old high school friends and finding out that none of them had any success in life and don't know what to do, just like you.
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>>92673543
>anon will surely deliver
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>>92673543
draw yourself commiting suicide
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>>92680118
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>>92643557
Homestuck may have overall been a shitty comic with a shitty fandom, but gods damn did it have a good OST.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0PIafh0ssQ
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>>92677723
I dunno anon, nobody's motives in One Piece make sense and Nami is no exception.
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>>92681369
>be Karkat
>see this happening to your beloved one
What do?
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>>92681456
You know, I actually don't like listening to the OST. Because whenever I do I forget that Homestuck is shit, and I start to feel hope. That sense of wonder and excitement wells up in my heart and then my mind begins to wonder what'll happen in the next update. And then it all comes crashing back down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g

Can you feel it?
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>Plumbthroat spinoff never
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>>92682241
There was, it was called Homestuck Act 6 Act Act 1-6, aside from those dumb intermissions
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>>92661103
caliborn
dave came very close, only really dropping the ball at the very end
i enjoyed most scenes with gamzee for meme value but i know that's not a popular opinion around here
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>>92682645
>7 spiders
>>
Last post for Vriska the 8estka
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Last post for Eri did nothing wrong.
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>>92682984
>>92683018
We've got about 30 minutes left, save this for then you miscreants.
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