Another one of these

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One MILLION YEARS in Photoshop

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>>92642066

>>92642165
>>92642638
I think OP meant to draw an actual pic of yourself....

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literally me

>>92642066
You are the star of an offbeat slice of life cartoon where nothing goes you or your friends way but somehow using your optimism and charisma, you always make it through in the end.

A more grounded Milo Murphy's Law

>>92642165
Basically Buddy Thunderstruck except instead of being famous for driving, it's for your rock band. Wacky escapades prevail.

Grojband meets Buddy Thunderstruck

>>92642066
Are self inserts bad? Even if you take the piss out of yourself? I always figured if you're using your life experience for stories and not jacking yourself off it was fine.

>>92642638
A foolish samurai warrior has waged war on your evil. It's a Samurai Jack prequel miniseries about how you survived and how you figured out how to make time portals to send him to the future.

>>92642727
You are the star of a show in the similar vein go to What a Cartoon! or similar compilation shows. The framing device is that you are the host watching all these on the internet.

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it's me

>>92643899
>I always figured if you're using your life experience for stories and not jacking yourself off it was fine.
It is. You don't even have to make yourself a total clown, just don't gloss over your flaws, and make yourself a Mary Sue. You could even enhance some of your flaws for comedic effect.

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I didn't feel like plugging in my tablet.

>>92642165
BIG PUNCH BIG TITS FIGHT HAIR

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>>92648252
Succy succy fie dolla?

>>92643727
homestuck

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I don't feel like posting from my tablet so here's an old pic

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Look like shit feel like shit my man.

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>>92648820
Here's a fresh one for you

>>92648829
A show akin to Mission Hill in terms of art style and tone, where life keeps shitting on you in paranormal ways and over time you just come to accept it.

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I'm not like the other girls

>>92650088
>>92650088
A show about a snobby but poor artist in Sacramento who specializes in works made of wood. His conservative father was a woodworker who specialized in table sets and would have been proud for his son to have followed in his foot steps, but he only wanted to become a wood worker when it became "artsy" and "hip" and his father had already been dead of a heart attack for three years. Neither had talked to eachother for six years before that.

He's also desperately trying to get a QT hipster waifu but he doesn't want her to think he likes her yet. Also plays D&D on Thursday nights and plays a Drow Rogue with his friends and plays Bridge with his uncle and homosexual cousin on Sundays. Show is titled "Bronze Gate Bridge".

>>92648377
Hispanic Eddsworld knock-off'

>>92648252
Short fan film character of the protagonist of Undertale but copyright has increased dramatically so they gave her a palette swap and a button-up shirt and called it a day.

>>92649495
Life story of a construction worker of Middle-Eastern and Scottish heritage trying to slowly deal with his anger issues so he can see his daughter again.

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>>92642066
>>92642690

>>92650526
Show about a man learning to love without the use of his hands.
>>92650447
A show about a guy who fights off waves of /co/ users calling his shirt Reddit.
>>92650486
>Hispanic Eddsworld knock-off
Kek you got me, but I'm actually half-black
>>92650596
A show about a guy who wears the faces of dead memes as a mask.

>>92645950
An experimental slice-of-life comedy where all the characters are drawn identically and can only be identified by their veteran voice actors. Canceled after three episodes, not due to rating but behind the scenes conflict with the network. Shows up regularly in /co/ "Does anyone else remember...?" threads.

>>92648377
Office Space: the incredibly timely cartoon adaptation! Like Baby Blues, it tries too hard to draw from "adult" sitcoms and becomes a mess barely recognizable as its source material. Mike Judge responds with confusion over not being asked to even approve of the project. 2 seasons.

>>92649064
>>92648820
Kappa Mikey in reverse, but somehow much better than it sounds. The main character is voiced by Pendleton Ward for no real reason. 5 seasons.

>>92649495
RAGEFACE, a series of ill-advised shampoo commercials that becomes a twitter meme for half a day.

>>92649760
Eltingville gets picked up again, makes it to series.

>>92650007
Artsy-as-fuck chronicle of a silent, sullen astronaut trying to survive on a post-apocalyptic alien world. Lasts one season and wins awards out the ass, but the director dies tragically and nobody has the balls to continue it.

>>92650070
Weird, understated slice-of-life about a maladjusted teenage girl who nobody understands dealing with her sexual attraction to inanimate objects. Things get weird when she discovers her family is an ancient line of cursed royalty and she gains the power to bestow life to the unliving... but in doing so, ruins the sexual mystique of fucking them. She ends up with a Beauty and the Beast cast and begins trying to kill herself. Deemed "too dark" and barely makes it a single season.

>>92650088
Sphincterclown Stories. Nothing is known. Never makes it to pilot, due to corporate reshuffling.

>>92643899
This guy >>92648332 has the right idea. Look at WHOMP!, where Ronnie comicly exaggerates his flaws and makes relatable comics about being a depressed and anxious fuck without resorted to giving non-physical concepts physical forms like other webcomics. He draws himself so fat that he's a literal orb, when he's probably at the upper limit of BMI in real life.

>>92650320
Dan Vs gets revived for another season, much to everyone's surprise.

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Give it to me straight lads, would you watch my show?
Would you make me your husbando?

>>92650343
Good. The plot of my new webcomic. Thanks Anon.

>>92650486
look, that undertale bitch stole my look, i've had the same haircut since conception and look 12

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It's my happy face.

>>92650844
You seem like a best friend character to the main character and the world y'all lived in would be very toejam and earl esc

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Did some crappy stippling

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>>92648820
>>92649064
You look like a comic character.

>>92650678
>Office Space: the incredibly timely cartoon adaptation
>A cartoon based off of a live movie based off an animated short
Weird.

>>92651237
Grunkle Stan's old rival or some shit. They played football with those old-timey striped football uniforms.

>>92652438

You'd be in a Clerks-style cartoon but with less stoner humor and more slice-of-life.

>>92652439

Semi-biographical cartoon about a young Kurt Vonnegut.

>>92652629

A small-town girl who is being STALKED BY A TINY ASSASSIN WITH TWO TOOTHPICKS.

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An upcoming producer and DJ.

>>92653210

Your show would be about an upcoming producer and DJ.

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>>92642066

>>92653485
Already exists. Hehhehhe, nehneh.

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>>92642066
I haven't done mouse drawing in ages.

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Also me

>>92653555
The last straight white male in Canada struggles to survive against the horde of brown, transgender, gay Canucks.

>>92654149
Don't forget the chinese.

>>92653690
loved you in the emoji movie

>>92653761
adult sitcom on MTV in the style of PPG

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ms p

>>92654480
office sitcom on tbs that lasts half a season.

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>>92642066

>>92654419
Local skatepark is shutting down. Has to raise money with new schemes each episode.

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>>92642066

>>92655149
Kind of fucked up drama/adventure about a kid who hangs around the library and "goes on adventures in books" to avoid shitty home life. Think Matilda+Pagemaster.

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>>92642066

>>92655173
The day-to-day life of a young woman who is often stressed and over-worked, yet keeps a positive attitude and helps out her less-responsible friends

>>92655215
After a bad childhood experience at a birthday party, BigLips McFrustrated devotes his life to picking fights with people in mascot costumes

>>92655262
Sundance-bait about a young man discovering and coming to terms with his bisexuality while at DragonCon.

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>>92642066

a 'zany' slice of life roomie show staring:
>>92648377 as wage-slave bob, newest resident of the apartment complex, the audience stand in and token normie. moving in with his buddy >>92642165 chad, who found out about the place from his garage band buddies
>>92648829 Friendly bartender at the local pub, somehow attracts half-assed mysteries, gets abducted by aliens, they just want directions to Dallas
>>92649064 Landlady that just wants people to stop ruining the apartments and pub with their shitty money making plans and wacky adventures.
>>92650844 and >>92653210 as the struggling garage band style slackers who are always couch surfing around the other apartments or abusing the kindness of the welcoming barkeep
>>92653555 as the token Canadian who sells maple syrup based knick-knacks from the Bar and runs the comedy nights.
>>92654541 is the neighbour who lives across the hall and is only ever seen after dark, may or may not be a reptilian in disguise
>>92654827 as the weird room mate who lives in a tiny room trying to get his show picked up by a major channel, may actually be writing the show he's in
>>92654998 Grab-thano'x the despoiler, lives in the basement and attempts to capture the president, ends up capturing random homeless people with passing resemblance
>>92655173 token girl, working on her comedy at the bar, never encounters any of the weird shit, cat is actually a genius testing out its robotic human.

oh, and >>92655215 as an aspiring boxer who may or may not be the lovechild of mike Tyson.

>>92650678
Kappa Mikey in reverse
That sounds hysterical

>>92649495
Man tries to get a girlfriend only to find out she already has a boyfriend

Theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek

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>>92642066

>>92655676
Its the american version of the main dude's story

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Got lazy with the face

>>92655866
Superhero that fights crime by blinding people with fivehead shine

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Posting an old picture because I can hardly draw on a train.

If I knew how to draw and use mspaint with a trackpad I'd post a fat pale mexican

>>92656268
Some sort of punk band cartoon. Every episode has references to other bands and most plots revolve around needing money

>>92656233
slice of life comedy with weird situations, like the life and times of tim but a bit toned down.

>>92656174
Surrealist miniseries, mc is a big tripper but the twist is that drugs make everything look normal.

>>92656038
Knockoff dilbert cartoon.

>>92655841
Some sort of comedy show that only stoners will appreciate or the next big bread winner for CN.

>>92650874
Man wakes up to find out that his apartment has been built over by a mazelike mega-structure, he has to work with his neighbors to find a way out. As their journey unfolds they will find out how such a colossal structure can be built and its purpose for trapping them inside.

>>92651052
Professional golf caddie at a high profile country clubs gets wind of the inner workings of a secret society consisting of the some of the worlds most powerful people. This leads him down a road of intrigue and conspiracy that could change the fate of the world.

>>92652222
Graffiti artist in a cyberpunk world becomes hunted by a cabal of agents. As a result he joins a resistance group, but is he prepared to sacrifice his own ideals to take down this threat?

>>92654059
Man becomes indebted to the Mexican Cartel and has to do a variety of less than savory deeds. The series mostly runs off dark humor, as the protagonist, becomes less and less phased with the criminal acts he is committing.

>>92654130
A genetically modified person with superpowers awakens in a city dumpster with no recollection of his history. The entire series is about him adjusting to the homeless life.

>>92655551
Small town butcher becomes very offended when a majority of the town suspects him of committing a spree of murders that plagues the town. Determined to clear his he does his own investigation, but his grumpy attitude seems to be one of his biggest obstacles.

>>92655756
Man reverts back to his childhood and has to live his life over, but unfortunately he doesn't exactly remember all of the things that happened back then.

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reposting this because i have not changed at all since the last time i did this

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Fuck

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moe

>>92656418
>Surrealist miniseries, mc is a big tripper but the twist is that drugs make everything look normal.
I've always had a soft spot for trippy surreal cartoons.
would gladly protagonist for/10
Do you mind if I ask what gave you the idea, anon? Do I look like a stoner to you? Just being curious, sorry.

>>92657075
nah just how the portrait looked gave me that idea

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>>92656418
>Some sort of comedy show that only stoners will appreciate or the next big bread winner for CN
Works for me

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I tried...

fuck off /co/ isn't a place for your fan fiction

>>92657047
One of those capitalizing off the anime boom cartoons, but no one working on it knows why anime is popular. Something like HiHi Puffy Amy Umi but in a business setting.

>>92656978
a nihilistic detective who somehow solves cases by doing absolutely nothing
>>92657200
love it

My opinions on the best ones
>>92648252
Pucca-like 2 minute shorts featuring kawaii half-plant people in cute and humorous adventures
>>92648829
Trippy slice of life series for adults, featuring the live of a douche know-it-all teenager through high school
>>92649495
Another one for adults, featuring a bunch of disembodied heads that try to live a normal life knowing they are two-dimensional beings. The main character obviously has anger issues. Everything is draw in in that exact same MS Paint brush
>>92650844
Basically an animated Detroit Rock City featuring the hitchhiking adventures of a teenage garage band that escaped their homes in order to become famous
>>92655149
Seemingly cute but subtly fucked up series about a kid that can see ghosts, with a humor and pacing similar to Courage the Cowardly Dog
>>92655676
Incredibly ironic adult series about the adventures of a Duke Nukem-like character that solves his problems by beating the shit out of everything
>>92656268
A series about a five-man punk band that is also a group of super heroes. Homage/parody of the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger, but with dysfunctional, outcast teenagers over the seemingly perfect, preppy ones of the original.

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I should be in bed right now.

>>92650526
Trailer Park Boys but animated by a middle school-age girl who enjoys anime in the 2000's.

>>92652438
An experimental short film about a son who had to make a decision between pulling the plug or not on his aging, sick father.

>>92653485
>>92654059
You'd be one-off villains in a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure/Beavis and Butthead mix of a show. It's just Jojo wth the dialogue of B&B

>>92654480
Short series about a cartoonist who goes to make his own cartoon show that everyone loves. He secretly inserts his fetishes into it.

>>92654827
Boys Club adapted into a show but with humans.

>>92656268
Show about surviving highschool with dated Invader Zim-humor. You'd be the "Punk" friend of the MC and everyone's second favorite Waifu aside from the trap Tomboy.

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Me IRL.

I am working on it, bump

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Good thing i still had this

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Now tell me honestly do I really look like a weird cat?

>>92656707
You are not even in this class Fredy!

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>>92642066
Here you go.

>>92661651
It's about a professional hotel critic, who always ends up leaving the hotel in a state of disarray at the end of the episode.

>>92661287
Peter Lorre, what happened?

>>92661287
A hot headed store manager gets demonic powers and now needs to retool his store to serve the dark lord without anyone noticing.

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>>92642066

>>92659448
Man gets employed by the powerful baron of nests, and now needs to deal with the inane and bizarre tasks he gives him. In the first episode he complains about being overworked, so the baron grows him another set of arms.

>>92657677
An SOL about a masked spirit that wanders the streets of Victorian Era Dublin, interacting with other supernatural individuals.

>>92655446
>>92656645
well done, anons

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>>92642066

>>92648252
Minus8?

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>>92662709

Truth and fiction often walk hand in hand.

>>92663703
ew

>>92662851
A show about the world's most bored man in existence. Crazy shit constantly happens around him whether it be realistic, supernatural, or science-fiction, and no matter what he remains unimpressed, uninterested, and un-involved.

>>92662071
you are the product of a mad scientists experiment hybridizing humans with cats. The show is about you and other laboratory experiments trying to take over the lab and force the mad scientist to turn you back.

>>92643727
background character

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>>92642066

>>92664570
Dan Avidan?

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>>92662827

>>92659760
A Russian parody of the fucked up dilbert webtoon except instead of being in an office you're in the woods alone.

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Gimme ya best shot
I assure you, I'm a guy

>>92662792
Exasperated government official deals with the shenanigans of the WHO foundation
Plot twist: He's one of the scp's

>>92657653
Increasingly dissatisfied factory worker trying to start a stoner metal band
with >>92663703 and >>92661102. He gets pissed of when people mistake him for a girl.

>>92657653
SOL about an acerbic tranny living in the 21st century. He lives with her mom and eventually there's a storyline about moving out.

>>92664689
Tales of a nomadic grifter who eventually settles into a comfy weeb lifestyle.

>>92666535
See first response.

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>>92642066
I had one i lying around i drew for shits and giggles. Notice the significant lack of skill and effort.

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Have at it.

>>92654827
Hotline miami the animated series

>>92655551
Life of a grumpy middle-aged man as he moves into new house to find he lives next door to cultists. Lives a normal lifestyle until cultists try to kill him with magic, only to find that he the god of being slightly-annoyed at everything. Including cultists.

>>92655676
Goofy post-apocalyptic America where a prophecy created by a tribe of bikini beach models states that the man with oversized pants must go on a quest with a Volvo to defeat the purist hippies who are hellbent on re-clothing the wastes with proper attire.

>>92655756
A small boy born with the ability to look at any person and gaze at their last moments on earth before they die. Attempts to avert their fate are futile, as any successful attempt at saving their lives will simply result in them dying later in the most violent way possible (IE Getting shot in the head turns into getting gunned down mafia style).

>>92656268
Aspiring rock-star cannibal needs to keep herself in check so she doesn't eat her band members.

>>92657047 >>92661287
Optimistic low-paid office worker wakes up one morning to find a miniature version of himself, miniature shares the same attitudes as the office worker, but is also devious and gets him into trouble to test his optimism.
Antagonist is a psychopathic boss who constantly tries to break the optimistic workers spirit, and slowly gets crazier and crazier over time as the show progresses.

>>92657159
Homeless man given a phone with near-infinite battery power

>>92662792
After getting in a car crash, local adrenaline junkie loses all ability to feel fear which is primarily what gave him the rush he so desperately craves. Disappointed and slowly falling into a depression, he desperately seeks to achieve the rush once more through near-suicidal feats and acts.

>>92662851
Local man just cannot give a single fuck about anything.

>>92666535
A flamboyant model has to survive in a post apocalyptic world, while looking good doing it. Essentially zoolander mixed with mad max.

>>92667104
The Big Lebowski 2: Son of the Dude
It will be terrible

>>92667104
Duck out of water hipster comedy about trying to start a microbrewery in a small, conservative farming town.

>>92666945
Romancing the Stone style archaeology adventure, set in 20s/30s

>>92666535
College SOL about a fashion/design student.

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Screw the template he's a pic of me I drew months ago

>>92667284
Can there at least be a cameo by the original Dude?

>>92667861
it'll have Jeff Bridges face CGIed on some other dude

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>>92642066

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>>92642066
Alright fuckers; let's hear how disappointing this is going to be.

>>92668616
Narcoleptic person finds them self in strange and outlandish situations in exotic locales every time they wake up. One day she could be a first mate of a pirate ship on the Philippine sea ,the next day she could be in a seedy underground club in Budapest getting raided by SWAT. She ends up having to find a way to extract herself from these situations and find a way back home, but every time she is about to head back she falls asleep again and the cycle continues.

>>92669057
Hot damn, anon, this'll be the first time I can say that I'd watch my life.

>>92668907
During the day, he struggles with his receding hairline and alcoholism and raising a baby that isn't his
The world knows not that Dave does not sleep-- in the dark of night he transforms into a pasty blob mass. Invincible to strikes and slashes, he can disband and reform himself at will, seep through cracks and fall from great heights
Anyway he slides around town doing vigilante shit to avenge the life of his sweetheart Sergeant McKee who was raped and murdered on a sting operation against the organized crime syndicate who used to employ her husband
I don't know where the fuck I'm going with this, sorry to waste your time anon

>>92669308
You nailed the alcoholism and I'm just another skinhead but I'm down with being a huge cumblob hellbent on fighting crime. Thanks anon, you're okay.

>>92667888
you have recently been turned into a vampire. Luckily vampirism is an acknowledged illness by the WHO and there are government programs that exist to help you avoid sunlight and other vampire weaknesses while also rationing some blood to you so you don't have to feed on others and transmit the disease. Unfortunately most people, understandably, consider vampires too dangerous to be around, perhaps to a degree that some might consider discrimination. Compounding that problem is the increased need to sate your increasing bloodthirst; the rations do help but the craving becomes ever more with each passing day.

>>92667888
Young woman discovers her knack for fashion despite always looking disorderly and unkempt. Her one signature is her pink glasses and her goal is to keep herself hidden to live a normal life. >>92667414 is her primary model and the only one who knows her secret.

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I made that shit a long times ago.

>>92667888
It's a Westernized Umaru-chan spinoff. You're not the main character, of course.
>>92667884
Fake-noir brutal murder fantasy animation with a wacky erotic spin, hosted on liveleak or newgrounds
>>92667414
Pantheon opera from the underside. Long story arcs about cobbling together a historical account instead of the worldly anti-god narrative commanded by the nihilist dictator of the urban state you inhabit.
You work for many episodes, trekking inhospitable lands, making friends and losing them to the dictator's goons, scrubbing floors for the lesser oracles, to earn a chance to talk to a god.
When you gain that chance, all of the god's responses are cryptic, and you induce the message they gave you from clues gathered along your journey.
The animators care a lot about landscapes and sound design, for some reason.

>>92648820
marry me pls

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>>92642066

>>92653341
Without much direction in his life; anon lost interest in anything and everything and resigned himself to a relatively complacent life. In spite of this; fantastical things happen involving other significant people in his life and anon is frequently swept up in the whirlwind of confusion and whimsy, facing nearly every situation with a degree of disinterested sometimes accentuated with actual emotion to help flesh him out as a character and point towards his purpose.
>>92655090
City living may have taken it's toll and anon may be tired but he isn't worn down enough to quit, not until he's able to escape the lives his parents lead and lives his friends may start leading. Against all odds, a crippling sense of depression and often to his own determent; anon is hellbent on chasing down opportunity and becoming wildly successful or dying in the process.
>>92657191
Anon may be a schizophrenic but he's functional at the very least. Medication would help to take the curb off of his delusions and the hallucinations that plague him but that shit is expensive; he has instead decided to make peace with the personified concepts he faces daily and hopefully coexist with them.
>>92664081
Blessed with a below-average intelligence and skin thick enough to plow through dozens if not hundreds to Tumblr apologists and /pol/ defense forces; anon walks through life oblivious to the horrible shit around him but manages to combat it almost accidentally.
>>92665855
A hyper skeptical, snide motherfucker; anon found a comfortable living in reviewing cartoons and shitting all over anything deserving vehement hatred. One day, the execs of a network fed up of him tearing everything they attempt to mass market towards man-children down decide to trap him in the horrible shows they churn out. It's up to one bitter, jaded son of a bitch to work his way out of the programming and subsequently sink the production with scathing reviews reflecting on his misadventures.

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Today I learned, never try to draw on a smartphone

>>92670063
Damn that final description sounds fantastic

>>92670748
Deceptively cute show about cute girls, instead takes dark turns about betrayal and suicides that may be murder. You have to find out which one of your girls is the true deceiver, and which ones are truly just cute.

>>92670748
You're the main character in a children's TV show about a woman who is new in town and explores the neighborhood, while making new friends. Pretty standard fare stuff happens, like learning where fire trucks come from and shit like that.

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This is literally, metaphorically, and spiritually me.

>>926709threenine
Podcast of an absurdist radio play
Not sure if this deserves a (You) or not so if you feel like you need one go ahead and reply to yourself

>>92670939
Show for little kids about a ball that rolls around in the wind. Educational Stuff happens in the background of what the ball rolls by. The ball learns the how tos of being a better a better person and the show ends with the ball becoming a real boy. Everyone from the previous Educational Stuff Segments comes back and congratulates him with perfectly round cakes.

>>92670939
Also I read this as 'literally, metaphorically, and spherically me'.

>>92670631
The animation has all the "charm" of 12 oz mouse, spoken dialog is mirrored by IM-style word bubbles at the top of the screen, often with emojis or subtextual messages.
Main character is your standard NEET, a college dropout, who goes on half-baked and half-hearted "adventures" but really just wants to sit around getting high and watching TV.
Pretty shit, low ratings, but cheap to produce so Adult Swim gives it an entire season in a dogshit timeslot.

>>92655149
the story of a kid who mains villager and dedede in smash.

>>92669634
porn director that wants to push the boundaries of porn as a cinematographic art form but ends up going off the deep end.

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>mfw missed a great thread

>>92651052
whens turbo grafx 16

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>>92642066

>>92653204
A shell of
>her
former self; the faggot previously known as anon contracted a horrible, flesh-eating virus and is required to sate the now sentient virus with the skin and sinew of other unsuspecting anons through the most dangerous method of contraction, /you/'s.
>>92654640
Horribly deformed and altogether broken; anon spends his time hiding; perpetuating a smug, online facade in order to fulfill the extroverted life he always wanted. Fortunately, anime shenanigans and convenient plot devices arrive just in time to change his life forever by allowing him to exist in-essence as the aforementioned persona alongside the denizens of 4chan. Nothing is canon, ever.
>>92655355
Unkempt and disillusioned with society; anon simply doesn't give a fuck. He's moved beyond the need for fulfillment and makes others uncomfortable in order to curb the soul-crushing boredom.
>>92666097
He's seen too much and traveled far too deep into ritualistic territory; anon has been granted strength, beauty and an impeccable sense of style at a very grave cost. While running his successful business, anon is required to either sate the vicious spirits that haunt him with the blood of his customers or keep them contained at his own peril. Little does he know, anon isn't the only one aware of the pact he's made.

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>>92672052
a cute middle aged man's daily life but he is tiny. no one ever questions it, but in reality it's due to his level of shyness and loneliness-as it's directly proportional to his height.
he must occasionally do bold things to keep from disappearing from existence, like asking the cute secretary out on a date or winning a keg stand competition at the christmas party
mostly comfy SOL

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>>92665979

>>92666905
A new, up-and-coming villain making his start in a quaint, French village with nothing but his pug and a dream; to become a successful crime-lord and coast through life. He lives in the steeple of the abandoned church on the edge of town and unfortunately has a tendency to act a little too theatrically during heists.
>>92667030
Anon has always been a little bit of a klutz but he almost always means well. Fed up with the prim and proper, holier-than-thou attitude his family perpetuates; he'll move away from their large country-home and pavilion and attempt to get a new lease on life while traveling the countryside looking for a new home.
>>92669817
Homely, rude and largely bigoted towards anybody that doesn't share her opinions; anonette is past due for a reality-check. >>92669989 now lives next door and is her antithesis. He's awkward, socially oblivious and incredibly fanatical in his interests (vidya and anime, namely) but is generally accepting of others and is open to new things. As polar opposites; they'll somehow form a friendship and accentuate their best qualities while attempting to tolerate each other.

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>>92642066

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>>92671351

>>92672269
Solves crime, does time

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>>92654827
i like you

>>92675004
The car crash took his body, but the ancients of the netherworld have kept him alive. Now he serves them and carries out their dark purpose as "Decapito, The Not Very Intimidating Head!"

>>92669646
I'm >>92667884 and that actually sounds like exactly what I'd make.

Fuckin witch

>>92673126
>Homely, rude and largely bigoted towards anybody that doesn't share her opinions
How the fuck do you know who I am?

Ah, would that I had the talent in MSPaint for this thread...

>>92675668
get a real beard loser

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>>92642066

>>92667414
LONDON

>>92670699
>>92670063
tfw im the anon in the final description
tfw im planning a review show
how did you get it right

>>92678683
At least try

>>92678425
it looks better in photos.

>>92669817
It's an arthouse film about a young shut-in who dreams of being more social and struggles to overcome her crippling self image issues. Told via slice-of-life vignettes interspersed with imagination spots allegorically explaining her inner turmoil and highest aspirations.

In the end, it's revealed the "reality" segments were also imagine spots. The main character is actually relatively cute and all her ills are the result of her psychosis.

>>92669989
A surreal kids show that may have been written with adults in mind. Although it only lasted 26 episodes, perpetual reruns give the impression of twice that amount. Frequently brought up in "fever dream" threads.

>>92672705
A deconstruction of stoner comedy webtoons, hosted on Netflix. Has a large slash fandom that ships the MC with his parole officer/bookie.

>>92674447
A thirtysomething engineer/science geek gets sucked into a D&D-esque dimension. There, he must use his wits to survive in a world that defies basic scientific principles. Started as a Newgrounds short, but eventually picked up to air on G4 before the channel's shut down, leaving the show on a cliffhanger.

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I spent too much time on this shit. Fuck it.

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>>92681696
very nice senpai I'd mostly watch all of these
topkek at mine (stoner comedy)
pic related I needed things to doodle anyways

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>>92642066
Please ignore shitty coloring job, I was anxious to post and it's late.

>>92682735
Filthy fujoshit here, ship it already

>>92666535
Little queer boy who feeds on attention like a leech. Show would basically be male Daria

>>92682417
You look like the lost member of the band RadKey. Look them up and get back to me on whether or not you like them.

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>>92682863
awesome
maybe if this thread is still up tomorrow I'll take some other ships to doodle

>>92682417
Dude with sweet hair travels the world and becomes a master of their specialties. Secret harem story, meets sexy chick at every new location. Stays true to his two dimensional waifu while the hoes pine.

>>92682851
SOL comedy. High school kid who is a senior at his school yet has failed to be noticed by a single person around him. Makes it his quest to be noticed by at least one person before the semester ends. Probably has a talking animal sidekick that tallies his social successes and social failures.

>>92683393
>>92682735

You got an account somewhere, I like your art

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Whoa look out guys, here comes a self aware fat neck beard from the internet.

>>92683989
An edgy teen romance about finding out your mom was a fashion star before devoting her time to evil rock and roll music and wacky tabacky

>>92684033
A western Watamote but instead of a weirdly cute girl it's a weirdly cute guy.

>>92684033
A man goes on the quest to find the perfect butt without realizing...it was behind him the whole time. Behind the Times, coming to theaters this summer.

>>92684033
is...is your sweater tucked into your underwear?

>>92642066
boring thread.

>>92684160
Thats nice, the other 124 posters disagree.

>>92684165
Uncle Grampa but every character is Pizza Steve.

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>>92684126
You have a weird understanding of what cute is anon.

but thanks

>>92683121
Ha, thanks. And thanks for the heads up. That's good stuff right there.

>>92683500
That's dangerously close to my life's story. How did you know?!

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This is me. plz no bully

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>>92672705
Shit I really like this idea

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>>92642066
>no furry avatars yet

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Make me a star bby

>>92686024
Adventures of a homeless man mistaking common objects and creatures for high fantasy magic.
the adventures of sir Digby chicken Caesar meets Don Quixote.

mistaking a group of muggers for a gathering of Orcs, a bus for a giant metallic worm beast,the other local homeless for fellow adventurers.

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Be BRUTAL

>>92685358
Sullen drama about a group of unemployed college-educated friends somewhere in urban uscan who turn to various shady trades to get by with the rising cost of living
>>92685651
Teen soap marketed to teens. You're a friend of a friend of the main character who says nothing while sober and a bunch of dumb inflammatory shit while drunk, causing a small internal conflict as your mutual friend tries to get you under control.
>>92685839
Anthro forestland that mocks whitecollar UK. You're an accounts clerk known for low standards with women and a love of baked sweets