What if Superman had landed in Australia instead of Kansas?
Supercunt
>>92631882
The world would propably destroyed because Superman tried to draw a dick on the Earth while being drunk
>>92632003
This seems likeliest.
>Darkseid's hordes arrive by boomtube...
>FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL!
>>92631891
This
>>92631882
he'd be the sniper from tf2
>>92632020
>abbos siphon the petrol out of his war machines
>dies when some drunk sucker punches him
>>92631882
Every Superdickery cover is a lie, he's actually behaving much worse inside.
He will captain boomerang
Married with Midnighter
Disbands any young team
Openly declares Batman a fascist
New World's Finest