>when you confess to her

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>>92630725

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I WANT TO CANOODLE WITH THE NOODLE

Do autists actually "confess"?

>>92630873
i knew someone from college who legit "confessed" to some girl

full anime style, even said japanese for i love you and all that shit

>>92630873
Only people who use anime to interact.

>>92630887
>Not using anime to interact
What is wrong with you?

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someone have HD screenshots of megamind?

i need roxanne's scene in the rain for..reasons

>>92630882
What was the outcome?

And please give all the juicy autistic details.

>>92630725
>"Anon, why are you telling me you were the one who put the hamster in the oven?"

>>92630902
was never close to the guy it didnt work out apparently

whodathunk

couldve worked if we were at highschool level and maybe if the girl was into anime as well, but to pull that on a college girl

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>youll never confess your love to the female bully while she pummels you

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do i confess before or after the beatdown?

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>>92630725

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>>92630897
Meh, not much better. I just got a shitty mp4 file.

What's with people and their need to confess their fucking "love" when they barely even know the person they are confessing to

>>92631140
Asperger's syndrome.

>>92631140
>not realising that /co/ is just a variant of high school, but worse

Idk /co/ I always confess my love to any girl that I know even if is just a random girl in the bus, I make them feel special or some shit like that

>>92630925
Kek

>>92631182
Please tell me you're not this autistic.

>>92631140
Obsessive infatuation combined with a lack of not knowing much about the person you like or yourself, really. Almost everyone feels this way as a teenager at some point with a oneitis or their first crush that they develop. I know ive been there.
Since you don't know anything about the person and you're too scared to talk to them and have no prior experience with love, it becomes an awkward and delicate situation where you can easily wind up in the friendzone if tou take it too easy. So some weird people jump the gun into confessing and make its awkward. Others just keep quiet and let the moment pass. Others just have balls of steel and go straight from not knowing a person to just dropping their number and being successful. The situation becomes even more stressful when you realize that if you fuck up,you still have to show your face to everyone for the rest of your time in school that saw the fuck up.

It all fixes itself in college when everyone starts drinking and stops giving a fuck about social status, though. Except for the turbo autists. They still manage to not get laid somehow.

>>92630873
>Hey, I was wondering if you'd like to get a drink/get some coffee/do whatever sometime?
That's confessing right?

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>mfw girl confessed to me

>>92631297
was her name Lisa?

>>92631316
No.

>>92631280
That's the proper way to ask someone out. Bonus points if you take them somewhere less expected like ice skating, hiking, rock climbing, or even paintballing. Double bonus points if you take friends with you. Triple bonus points if your friends don't show up and that leaves you, the girl, and whatever physically taxing (read: hormonally stimulating) activity you have for the day.

Honestly I met my gf online and we had our first date at a hookah bar where we made fun of the Tim Burton Batman movies. Sometimes the chemistry just works out on its own. Helps to find a girl you can see being a close friend.

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>>92631297
>tfw same
>tfw we've been dating for the last two years

>>92631344
>we made fun of the Tim Burton Batman movies.
but they were great
you monster

>>92631344
Depends on where you live a little, but some girls really aren't into hiking or rock-climbing and shit.

I took my last gf to the natural history museum on our first date. Bitches love dead animals

>>92631369
Almost anything you rewatch with friends turns into a makeshift MST3K episode.

>>92631344
I just do what Biggie would do.
>I just creep up from behind And ask what your interests are, who you be with. Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial. You gon' be here for a while. I'm gon' go call my crew. You go call your crew. We can rendezvous at the bar around two.

>>92631280
No. You have to trap them in some awkard situation they can't get out of and then regale them of your years of infatuation and how you literally can't function without them. Bonus points if you've never interacted with them all in those years or if you play a lute.

>>92630925
Bwahahahahaha

>>92631297
>my best friend in high school was this one girl
>into all the weird shit I like, but she's not cringey or anything
>perfect bro-tier personality
>she confessed to me one day
>tfw we've been together ever since

>>92631861
autist here,i have a question how do you approach your first arguement/fight with your gf/bbf?

>>92631873

Work through it with communication, if it's intractable either agree to disagree or breakup if it's a really major issue and you can't stand to be wrong.

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>>92631873
Stand your ground if you are right and can logically prove it. Apologize for being an idiot if you cant. Occasionally apologize for being right if the other persons feelings get hurt, but don't say you're apologizing for being right. Say that you "may have been too brash, and if it means hurting them, you can accept their decision" or some other bullshit like that. Then derail the conversation and move it in a different direction so you don't actually end up doing whatever dumb thing it was they planned on doing. Offer ice cream and a hug or something.

Just for the love of god, never set a precedent where you both haphazardly are agreeing to do illogical shit just because one person is screaming louder than the other. It may seem cold and callous, but it's better than the long term results of the alternative.

>>92632043
>>92631895
another question,why do I still see her as the girl next door? i know its wrong but i dont know why

>>92631344
Dude drugs lmao

>>92631413
Wait, what?

>>92631260
>Virgin equals autistic
I mean you're probably right

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>>92631297
>tfw same
>tfw she starts dating her roommate

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"Um, please stop talking to me and go away. Who or...whatever you are."

>>92632078
Gonna have to expand on this one a bit. Are you asking "Why do I still see her as an ideal and not a person?"

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>>92632356
She wants Spider-Man anyways

>>92632304
>>tfw same
>>tfw she starts dating her roommate
this is your fault, she confessed to you and you didn't fuck her right then and there so obviously you don't love her and never will so it's time to move on to the next penis that might treat her as well as daddy's

>>92632367

That menace!

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>>92630725
>All these autists actually doing confessions
Being unable to cope with and contain your emotions and breaking down with some Sappy Speach about love is a sign of weakness, and weakness is abhorrent.

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>>92632632

>>92632632
So what's it called when you get so used to keeping everything bottled up for so long that you stop feeling anything at all?

>>92632748

Feeling are for the weak, you get pushed around by emotions and the world will eat you kid.

>>92632748
Strength. Emotion is a vice, to be ruled by it is a sign of weakness.

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>>92630725
>confessing to her like a normie pleb shit instead of ignoring her completely until she loses all interest in you meanwhile catching the attention of another girl and ignoring her completely later too only to end up bitter and alone still not knowing why you did all this for and how to undo/start over

>>92632755
>>92632770
I came to learn this a couple of years ago. I'm still not completely free as depression and anxiety keeps coming back but I'm definitely not as weak as I used to be.

>>92632632
Eat out my asshole and return to your nothingness, Satan.

>>92632367
all the bitches love spiderman. no exceptions.

>>92631140
Autism

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>>92630725

>>92630873
I remembered an Asian girl Ina forum was asking why is it only mentally handicapped people tell her they like her. So probably

>>92630897
Who's the blue guy across from Megamind?

>>92630873

wait how do white people do it? is just "let's fuck babe" or what the hell, in my country it was like a rite of passage. if you got rejected you did it again and again with diferent girls until you nailed it.

>>92632748
Success. Only when you become an island, standing strong against the tempest, can you truly be the master of your own fate.

>>92632755

what about hate and anger? willing to die 'till the last man, fighting as one!

>>92635246
Hate and anger are more useful, but they are still exploitable weaknesses that can be used to manipulate you and bring you harm. You must learn to rein them in so that you are the Master of them, not vice versa.

>>92633038
Why Marvel never make use of that joke?

>>92635319
>>92634915
>>92632886
>>92632770
>>92632755
>>92632632
When did Stoicism start making a comeback?

>>92630862
As someone who is about to confess some feelings I'd be so happy with this reaction.

I'm fully expecting >>92630725 >>92630839 or >>92631693 though

>>92630873
If you don't tell them you like them how will they know? Non-verbal communication can be super confusing.

>>92637287
What are you going to say though? If you actually say 'I love you', and then ask them out, you've fucked up. Just ask them on a date.

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>>92630882
>even said japanese for i love you and all that shit

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>>92637287
Just by your post I can tell you're too far gone. Give up, die alone, and join the club. Spare yourself of any further pain.

>>92637324
>Just ask them on a date.

Not trying to be difficult, but how is "hey we should go on a date" not confessing?

I do agree with you that the whole like "meet me behind the school here are flowers btw I have feelings for you" thing is just too awkward. But at some point feelings are voiced... and for me that's what this thread is about.

I'm also literally a 33 yo virigin sooooo I don't know.

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>>92637509
I'm trying my best

>>92637531
The problem isn't confessing. It's how. We're talking about people who do>>92630882
>>92630925

So what do you expect? What are you going to do when the time comes?

>>92630873
usually it kinda goes unsaid, like you'll ask someone on a date and your feelings are sort of just implied

>>92632632
For me it was the opposite; I always was able to contain myself, but this time, even if i knew it was an absolute failure, it seemed just too important not to get it out of my chest.
Once i was done, i was stupidly happy for like two or three days straight, grinning like an idiot all the time.
Then the feels came back.

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>>92631297
>she looks like a 200 t mixture of ugly and sweat

>>92632409
The hardest part of the initial part of dating. It's like if you roll less than a 20 on anything it's an automatic 1.

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>>92630725

>>92632748
Sithisis.

>>92637580
>The problem isn't confessing. It's how. We're talking about people who do>>92630882

Ah yeah that's fair.

When I was in college I confessed to my Japanese TA after I was out of her class. She was super sweet about it but clearly thought I was a sperglord.

>>92637819
How did you do it? It's about the how.

>>92637832
It's been literally 10 years so I needed a few to remember some details.

The problem is that it's not that great of a story. The confession itself was basically just me asking her if she'd want to hangout sometime and if we could "treat it like a date". She said no, and also that since she was moving to another college it wouldn't work out. This all happened after we got some coffee.

The part that is probably more entertaining for this board is how I spent the two years before that figuring out if I should ask the TA's friend about asking her out, how while she was out of state working elsewhere one summer I spent it trying to get fit (I weighed 320+ pounds at the start of that summer, clocked in under 300 after but, like, come on). And how I'd fawn over everything she told me. One time I thought it was sooo amazing that she got to watch InuYasha as it aired in Japan. So like I was just in retard love with her. She was an attractive woman who was nice to me, I didn't know how to deal.

Oh and one time I took her to see Wall-E thinking that she'd think it was like "us". I was basically braindead.

>>92638098
Sound like Wall-E killed your chances before it began. Ouch.

>>92638388
There were never any chances. There are some girls where maybe there is a mass effect-esque talk tree that could make the difference. This was not one of them.

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Hopefully.

>>92630860
Muh, nigga flat is justice

>>92637832
There is no "how"

LISTEN UP AUTISTS. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE

>Talk to said girl for a period of time and see if there is chemistry
>If there is chemistry just ask her to text you sometime at the end of a meeting
>Exchange numbers
>Text her asking to hang out or do some activity

It's fucking simple and I'm an autistic fuck.

>>92638970
That's literally how.

>It's fucking simple and I'm an autistic fuck.
Well, at least you admit it.

>>92631280
This is mostly what i do and let the stuff happen, does anyone here actually did stuff like sit with the girl and say some cheese stuff

>>92638986
Asking someone out is not the same as confessing.

Confessing should never ever be done. Life isn't some movie where two people proclaim their love for each other and get together.

>>92639027
Confessing does not mean proclaiming your love, fucking Hollywood. It just means you let them know your interested, by asking them out.

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>>92630964
Feel bad for you son, I showed her Slint and now I can't get her off my dick.

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>>92638970
>If there is chemistry

>>92638098
>daily reminder for you anons that Dipper's incredibly well-thought out plan about how to approach Wendy was easily beaten by simply talking to her.

>>92639027
>>92639067
Okay, I'm confused, are we talking about asking someone out, or telling someone you live them?(presumably you're probably going out by this point)

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what a gay ass thread

>>92639439
>you'd confess to a dog

>>92639391
Just ask them out. Don't tell someone you aren't dating that you love them and then ask them out.

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No reaction, just mine. Because I have no one to confess to.

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>>92631297
>Friend gets confessed to by women multiple times even when they know he is getting married in septermber
>Friend is tall

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in hat with a bat and a 64 impala

>>92632308
I have been staring at this pic for a while now
Hummm

>>92635636
I like it, desu.

It's a nice philosophy.

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>>92630725

>>92638970
>I'm an autistic fuck
Not nearly enough as you think if you can actually approach girls.

>>Talk to said girl for a period of time
What if I'm not close to her? Do I just start talking to her randomly? Won't she find that weird and instantly assume I'm a creep trying to get in her pants? I mean, most men approach women for exactly that, so I they probably know.

>>If there is chemistry
There won't be. I have every quality a woman doesn't look for in a man.

>>Text her asking to hang out or do some activity
The amount of anxiety pills I'd have to take to ask her to hang out with me would probably kill me.

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>>92638970

>allowing yourself to get close to qt
>not faking emotional connection to charm qt and protect self
>not desiring to emotionally crush qt when the time is right

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>>92640196
I also like the plot of Masamune-Kun No Revenge.

>>92631297
It happened to me.
>college
>I'm one of the few men in my class, i've been somewhat popular back then because, well, i have a penis,
>that girl starts to talk to me, she's greasy and all. Short, kinda stacked but boring has fuck, like a female /v/-tard
>We go grab a beer or two, like, she's boring as fuck but she still always follow im on campus.
>friendzone her on the spot.
>One day during exams, she's like: let's grab some food after the exam, you and me
>No, I got to get to work after that
>I got to my desk, she gets up from the bench in the auditorium and yells, in front of like 200 people: "BUT YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU!
>Dead silence in the auditorium, everyone looks at her and me.
>I-i know...

Today, she stalks me on facebook. God help me.

>>92641092
Block her. After messaging her that you'll never love her the way she does.

>>92641140
Yer right. But i think the fact that i'm dating someone she can see on my profile has stopped her. But fuck, the cringe I felt that day.

Damn, man. I can feel it now.

Guys, never do that kind of shit to girls.

>>92630873
YES WHEN YOUR CRUSH IS AN AUTISMO TOO AND HER ONLY MALE INTERACTION IS FROM SCHLICKING TO BOY BANDS AND READING GAY SMUT

>>92630873
I've been confessed to during grade and high school years.

>>92637623
I had a relationship where things were unsaid and we had strong feelings for each other, but we didn't stay together and I felt it was because things were unsaid. 5 years later she tracked me down through forums and facebook and those feelings weren't there anymore.

Confess what?

>>92641951
That you like like them

Its hard to tell which of these are disgust and which are indifference.

>>92632748
Adulthood.

>>92638970
You don't get how autists work. An autist reading this will get into a friendship with a girl and think he's dating her.

An autist (both the real ones and the ones we're talking about here) have no idea how social signalling works.

In your scenario, how will the autist know if it's ok to:
> hold hands
> touch her on the shoulder
> touch her back (e.g. guiding through a crowd)
> do literally anything besides be around her and talk

You haven't described how "it's" done. You've described a basic friendship. Any kind of relationship involves social cues that are natural for most but obviously a problem for autists. If that weren't the case we wouldn't even be talking.

>>92643028
This, social signaling is a bitch to anyone without experience and/or social skills.

>>92639027
Huh? If you're already very close to a girl you should probably tell her you have feelings for her before asking her out. Otherwise yeah, it sounds like a bad idea. But obviously saying you should never ever tell a girl that you like her is stupid.

>>92643028

is there a book or some shit to learn this stuff

>>92644407
Yeah with friends you actually have to do a confession of some sort otherwise asking them out may just be considered hanging out, and making a move would be a faux pas when they're thinking of you more like a brother or sister.
Then again if you find yourself deep in the friendzone with someone you are actually infatuated with, you've fucked up, unless it's like a childhood or neighborhood friend situation and the two of you are just realizing each other as adults instead of kids. If you're friendzoned with a college age chick, the game is already over before it's even begun.

>>92644407
Do you guys even into natural chemistry. I get women are stupid but they are not so stupid they can't see when a guy is coming onto them. You'd have to be REALLY fucking incompetent to get friendzoned.

Never in all my years did I have to tell a girl I straight up liked her to get some play.

>>92639989
>What if I'm not close to her? Do I just start talking to her randomly? Won't she find that weird and instantly assume I'm a creep trying to get in her pants? I mean, most men approach women for exactly that, so I they probably know.

How do you make friends with men? Same with women. If she likes you enough to develop a friendship then there shouldn't be a problem. Let it naturally happen.

>There won't be. I have every quality a woman doesn't look for in a man.

I'm not going to be a normie and tell you that anything is possible. I'm black so a SIZABLE chunk of women are closed off to me(seriously though, if you're white and can't pull women then what are you doing?). Not every woman will be obtainable. If you truly dont have any qualities that are appealing to women then you simply need to develop some. If you're a fat neckbeard with nothing going on for yourself then you need to become a /fit/ well groomed man.

>The amount of anxiety pills I'd have to take to ask her to hang out with me would probably kill me.

I still get nervous when I'm trying to court women too. It sucks yes. I dont really have much advice on this so I'll suggest researching ways to overcome your anxiety.


I hate to sound like a normie but you really do need to be confident.

Also NEVER and I mean EVER make a woman your Oneitis. They're all disposable.

>>92630725
I wanna impregnate Marinette!

Just wait til that cute 30 year old Spanish girl at your job just starts calling you "future baby daddy", that's when you know it's time.

>>92630882
>even said japanese for i love you and all that shit

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>92645638
If you're already in the friendzone before you like her or decide to make a move she isn't going to be looking at your actions as you coming onto her. And it's not like telling her you like her is automatically going to make her not want to date you when she otherwise would have.

>>92639439
what a gay ass comment

>>92632748
being emotionally stunted

>>92632748
autism

>>92630873
I confessed to one. he doesn't seem capable of the same. he expresses it nonverbally.

>>92631140
never been in love, I see. that's for the best.

you say it because you just have to.

>>92645997
>you need to be confident


confidence is a meme. There are plenty of autistic unattractive men who can walk up to girls and ask them out. It will never do them good. Confidence is just another word for "be attractive" which is the only rule in romance.

>>92650697

Attractive or rich.

>>92650952
No, just attractive. Being rich is a cuckoldry set up if you are not attractive.

>>92632748
>>92632755
>>92632770
Children. It takes greater courage to admit your emotions and face them.

Holding onto them is useful in crisis situations, but if you make a habit of it, they'll slowly eat away at you until you either die as a bundle of regret or explode and unleash your pent-up anger on the world.

>>92650697
/thread

gg everyone who played.

>>92650697
Have those autists considered their standards may be too high?

>>92651067

Money talks man. Show some green and she'll melt.

>>92651214
Typically it's not men with standards set to high, it's women with their standards set too high. Women that are like a 4/10 will turn down guys that are a 5/10 or 6/10. And it's fucked up to expect a guy to settle with a 3 or lower just because he's an aspie even though he's a 5 or a 6 himself.

>>92650697
Confidence is always phrased wrong by both normies and autists.

Nobody is saying you will instantly pull women just by acting like a big shot. Being confident means not having a defeatist attitude when it comes to courting women. It means doing things that will make yourself more attractive like conversing with people and hitting the gym.

>>92651416
Wow that's not at all what confidence means.

>>92651416
Or even simpler, having the courage to do the shit you **actually** want to do.

Too many young guys make the mistake of thinking if they "get shredded," listen to the right music and say the right things, they'll make themselves attractive to females. It *may* work sometimes, but the amount of effort needed for the amount of payoff just isn't worth it.

Rather, it's better to pursue shit that you're into, and attracting girls will come with that. Now, I'm not saying that if you're into hardcore geology or WW1 era trains you'll be attracting 9/10 models, you won't, and in fact most girls will find you weird, but there'd still be plenty of odd qt girls out there who'd be find your interests and opinions genuinely interesting.

>>92651565
You explained it beauitfully Anon. Have a (You)

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>>92631386

Was thinking about actually doing this with my crush. Song's been floating in my head for days now.

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>>92631010
>>92631690
3 for 3

>>92639671
Nigga, is that Hokago Play?

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At this point in life, I've already accepted that I'm destined to forever be the bridesmaid, but never the bride, and I'm fine with that. I'm the one who listens to and helps others with their relationship problems, a role I'm happy to take up to help others when they're feeling down.

It's actually kind of freeing in a way, to know I never have to focus on that part of life, so long as I don't think about it too long or hard. Seriously, I am happy with this, though. I'm meant to help others with their problems, not create my own.

>>92653484
>pic says help me
>Darwin looks to be in physical pain
>not create my own
Did something happen?

>>92653484
Nigga you better adopt or something, no one talks about child free people over fifty because no one cares about them.

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>few years ago
>meet girl in sophomore year of HS
>become fast friends
>she always hugs me and playfully fights with me
>too autistically thinking about asking another girl out
>miss my chance and she begins dating a guy for the rest of my high school years
>graduate, still keep in contact with her
>one day she texts me that she broke up with him
>get excited, think this is finally my chance
>hang out that weekend and she is already dating a friend of hers
>to my knowledge they're still dating to this day

I guess I should've taken the hint when she told me I was like a brother to her.

Am I a moron for being still interested in possibly making it work if things go south for her current relationship?

>>92653484
>blogging

>>92639671
I wish...

>>92654127
No. Never ever give up, just wait for the next time that window opens.

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>28
>last gf was 11 years ago
>haven't had sex since then
>as time goes by I only get stranger, more bitter and less attractive
mfw

>>92653484
I feel ya, except I have a dick

>>92654367
At least you scored.
Lot of people didn't even had that, me included.
You did it once, you can do it again.
We the condemned ones we salute you.

>>92654410
it was a total fluke and it was only because my best friend was in a relationship and she was obsessed with him, as soon as he broke up with his gf she dumped me. She was cheating on me with some other guy the entire time anyway

>>92653484
If you are fat, just fix that, most men would accept a girl that is not fat.
You can have a shitton of problems, but just by not being fat it's enough for your average joe.

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>>92654354
You know, this one post right here has given me some confidence.

Some people say /co/ may be dead, but things like this give me some hope that there's something worth fighting for, somewhere in the spirit of old /co/.

Thanks anon.

>>92654496
it doesn't matter how many times you fail anon, you only have to succeed once

>>92654578
It doesn't matter how many times you try, success is never guaranteed.

>>92654632
ofc not but better to know for sure then wonder what could be

>>92654682
I'm pretty sure if Brazil knew they were going to lose 7-1 they wouldn't even come into the field.

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>>92653521
More like lack of something, I'm pretty much a real life background character.
>>92653989
No one talks about me to begin with, so I have nothing to worry about. The first post makes it clear that's the case.
>>92654137
Fair enough, probably should've made my reply shorter. Sorry about that, not my intention.
>>92654467
Nope, just bland. Nothing bad or terrific about me, which is probably why this has happened.
>>92654496
Anytime, anon.

>>92630873
Is "confess" the same as being "asked out" in this context?

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>>92631297
>mfw the last and only time I was ever asked out was 8th grade

>>92654791
>just bland.
Don't you have a single hobby, something you are really hardcore about it?
If you have, go were this kind of people reunite, if it's a women exclusive hobby, pick your second favorite hobby, the point it's about being sincere about it, and not attention whoring with something you just pick up.

>>92654632
>It doesn't matter how many times you try
keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

>>92630873
Back in the day it was still doable, back in the day meaning 6th grade and to the sweetest girl in class maybe.

The thing is that people stray from these kind of cutesy stuff more and more and now you can't really find love anymore because it's seen as stupid.

Good shit if you're a divorce lawyer tho :]

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>>92631386
>When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
>You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick

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Have any of the self-proclaimed autists in this thread even tried or at least made the first step in asking someone out?

>>92632043
>apologize if you're right because of muh feelings
>not just dominating and imposing your word on your subservient gf having her on a leash
Wew you kids are doing it wrong

>>92655001
Yes, she said no, everybody laughed at me.
If I were as cynical and bitter as I'm today I would had pulled a bluto on her.

>>92635636
Weak men create hard times
Hard times create strong men
Etc etc etc

It's going full cycle again

>>92655088
>Weak men make hard times
>In turn, hard times make strong men
>and etcetera

I don't know why, but I felt oddly compelled to ftfy...

>>92655180
Nice autism right there buddy

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>>92655300
S-Shut up, I just like haikus...

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>>92631297
>Be me
>be awkward teen
>join some mousetrap car contraption competition
>be bullied/regularly insulted by friend's gril for the duration
>skip forward a few weeks
>they break up
>during our history period she confesses to me in front of my friends who instantly make it a big fucking deal
>too embarassed/pissed at her to say anything besides "I'll think about it"
I knew the guy since middle school so i didn't want any bad blood between us and just ignored the bitch until she got the idea.

>>92635636
Considering that they are having a little fit on /co/ about some anons hypothetical actions, never.

>>92656691
>picking the worst sister

Mongoloid.

>>92631140
I don't get it either. Like who the fuck would go on a date with someone you barely know. I had a friend and she was in love with a girl. I told him to go slowly and first he need to be friends with her. But he didn't listen to me and confessed anyway. Of course the girl said no.
Also I confessed talking on the phone, so I didn't see her face...

>>92657173
That's not a picture of Luna.

>>92631297
>express zero interest in a cute girl because she doesn't come off as your type and already has a bf
>she plays vidya and is surrounded by thirsty virgins constantly vying for her attention
>a few years later she breaks up with her bf
>ignores the dozens of friendzoned guys taking their chance and confessing to her
>starts flirting with me excessively
>she confesses and explicitly cites that the fact that i wasn't another autist shoveling affection onto her, and just treated her like a normal person, made her actually want to get to know me better

seriously, don't ever pedestal

>>92650390
you don't have to confess shit

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>>92630725

>>92657889
Rock on

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>>92631140

because it works on tv
and tv is all incels know

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>>92657952
I bet Janna would be happy to hear it.

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I don't think she would even care.

>crush confessing scenes
Are these the cringiest scenes in any animated series?

>>92653484

I'm right here nigga, let's go.

>>92658438
Why do you find it the cringiest scene?

>>92631140
Because young adults and teens have been sucked into the Hollywood idea that shit like love at first sight exists
So you got idiots who will feel attracted to someone and will coevince themselves they are in love despite never actually talking, spending time with, or doing anything that actually can create love

That love at first sight and Disney "one true love/soul mate" bullshit is so harmful

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>>92630882

>>92659247
Six months in an iso-cube

>>92650390
You've never been in love, anon, just obssessed and acting like a creepy, naive fool.

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>>92630725

>>92654791
Just shut the fuck up and go to tumblr or blogspot or something. This is fucking /co/ on 4chan.

Just go with dying alone. Makes things much simpler.

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>"Romance? Love? What's so great about those things? Just focus on your training Anons!"

>>92659361

Well of course you're gonna say that, Goku. You're married to a shrill voiced monster.

>Just had 7th anniversary with girl friend
>Best friend's little sister. Asked her out largely to annoy him.
>Gotten her into comic books, she's gotten me into tabletop gaming.
>She's got her flaws and sometimes I wonder how differently things could have gone
>See threads like this and realise how lucky I am to have a stable, loving and enjoyable relationship with a great person.

God bless you, Wizards. May you one day find happiness.

>>92659456
>7th anniversary
Put a ring on it already geez.

>>92658994
Second-hand embarrassment

>>92655024
>actually being an abusive boyfriend over whats like to be petty arguments
Anon, I ...

>>92655001
Only twice. Each time, she said she was already in a relationship. The first time I already mucked up because I beta orbited that girl for longer than I want to admit. Over vacation I sent her a message, and got back an 'I'm sorry, I'm already in a relationship.' That was in high school.

The second time in college, I tried not to repeat that. I just casually asked her out, no beta orbiting or autism up to that point. When she said she was already in a relationship, I spilled my spaghetti and honest to god actually said that that situation had happened before. She offered to talk about it and I just said no and sperged away.

>>92655402
I liked it, anon.

But it is still autistic.

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>>92630725

>>92659352
S-shut up Boco. Baka!

>>92659361
Why would you ask out a married man, you fucking slut?

>>92644878
I wish there was. No about of therapy or classes has been able to help me so I need something.

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>>92630725

>>92661602

No, really! You save money, you can do what you want, no one nagging you...solitude is far preferable.

>>92631861

ben?

>>92650311
>he expresses it nonverbally
Like...with his dick?

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>>92654791

i'm desperate enough to be your bf if that counts

>>92631140

because animu and tv told them that sort of thing works

>>92655041

What's a Bluto? Do you mean kidnapping her until a squinty eyed sailor intervenes by inhaling spinach and violating reality until she's free again?

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Y'all saying you should just ask her out, but how do you know she knows that's a "confession"?

>>92666364

That's a confession of interest at least

>>92634789
Pretty much. No one dates out of love anymore, and marriage becomes a glorified shotgun wedding. We have a 50% divorce rate for a reason.

>>92665752
Basically means telling her why not, making her point out all your flaws, and then answering that if you could fix all those you would be chasing someone way better than her.

>>92667261
>50% rate of divorce.
You know society its fucked up When you can use this as a motivational poster to not kill yourself.

>>92666364
She doesnt, but that's the thing though. Never lay all your cards on the table at once until you are certain they aren't the type of person to take advantage of you or berate you. Not confessing and playing aloof is a social defense mechanism we all have so we don't end up as pariahs if shit doesn't work out.
Deep down we all know what a "casual date" really means for the person popping the question, and that's why most guys are sweating or overthinking it when they ask.

>>92632928
Okay am i going crazy or is that headband slowly shifting to a darker shade

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>>92664375
I wish. You could say I've acquired a strong taste for spaghetti.

>>92630725
>listen, you little piece of shit...

I'm gonna ask out soon for the first time in my life a girl(excluding a weirdo using a dating app)
I'm kinda nervous, I don't know if she's gonna accept

>>92668833

Please keep us updated anon.

>>92630725
Literally just asked out a girl for the very first time in my life, had a crush on her for 6 fucking years, she just responded, I'd post a reaction image of how it went but I'm too much of a pussy to open the message and see what it says.

>>92668987
do it faggot

>>92668987
Good luckS.T.A.L.K.E.R!

>>92668987
>>92668833
Don't get yourselves too worked up. Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>>92666364

Happened to me once in high school. Asked a girl out and it turns out she just thought I wanted to be friends.

>>92669231
I know, at least she isn't even that good looking
>>92668987
Do it faggot

>>92669031
>>92669167
>>92669231
You're right, might as well get this over with, the sooner I'm rejected the sooner I can move on

>>92669543
Holy shit did you wait a while.

Know that this anon has your back.

>>92669579
ANON, BRO, it fucking worked!

>>92669680
Details faggot. How'd you even ask? Are you sure it's a date?

>>92669680
Nice anon
Did you already knew her?

>>92669680
Congratulations, now all you have to do is actually go on the date. Don't screw it up.

>>92669724
>>92669725
>>92669737
I tried being casual, you know the whole movie and dinner stuff since it'd be harder to fuck up the tried and true method, plus I live in a city where there isn't much to do, I was at first thinking an art gallery but I don't want to fuck that up since she's really into art and I'd look like a fucking idiot. Pretty sure a movie and dinner counts as a date, though to be frank I;m not really experienced with this sort of thing. Now all that's left is actually to go and do it.

>>92669834
>movie
Normally shit for a first date, but you've known her six years, or so you claim. This is fine, especially with going to dinner afterwards anyways.

>being casual
Did you say it was a date. Did you explicitly say it is a date?

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>>92669834
Congratulations, Anon!

>>92669911
I'd take that six years with a grain of salt, half of that was in high school and pan levels of sperg without knowing it, after that I hadn't seen her until recently. I thought I was pretty explicit when I asked her, something of the order "wanna go on a date or something".

>>92670004
I suppose.she's aware it's a date. Congrats on succeeding where we could not faggot. Good luck.

>>92670058
If a sperg like me can do it, there's no way you can't too anon, also thanks.

>>92670192
I failed twice. >>92661490 Congrats.

>>92655001

Uh....No.

Thought about it once or twice.

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>>92655001
>>92655001
>Freshman year of college.
>Mixed gender dormitory in college.
>Have crush on my floor-mate.
>she's a sophomore, very standoffish, has her own friends outside the dorm, doesn't associate with us very much.
>She's in a bunch of classes with me (same major)
>Always try to sit next to her in class and talk to her before/after class.
>I ask her, "hey, we should exchange numbers in case we miss class, or need help with assignments."
>Now I've got her number.
>try not to abuse it, but still text her a few times a week, just dumb stuff and bad jokes (usually jokes about our area of study).
>The following academic year, I asked if she wanted to hang out downtown over text message.
>She said "sure".
>We got lunch,
>walked around,
>looked in shops,
>talked about stuff,
>seem to be having a good relaxed time,
(1/2) continued

>>92655001
>>92671009
>...but we're accosted verbally by a young homeless man
>they know each other, and he seems to be stalking her.
>accuses her of being a slut because she's on a date with me.
>I stay seated, gently tell him that he's being "very rude", that we're just having coffee, and ask him to leave.
>She is much less polite. raises her voice. calls him crazy. tells him to fuck off.
>He leaves.
>she's "impressed that I kept my cool"
>Thanks me for "holding back".
>she was worried that I'd try to pull some "macho schtick" and fight the guy.
>(little does she know, that I was too afraid/confused to do something like that).
>We talk for a bit and finish our coffee. then leave.
>We walk back to her apartment. She lives near downtown.
>I went inside with her.
>I asked if I could kiss her, "hey, can I kiss you?".
>She said "uhh, no. no thanks."
>"Oh. Sorry. I shouldn't have asked. Sorry. I mean, I'm not saying I should have kissed you without asking, even though that might have been more suave. I mean I shouldn't have asked, or kissed you without asking, cause I guess you don't want that."
>"..."
>"should I leave?"
>"do you want to leave?"
>"I, um. It's not like I have anything I need to do. But I don't want to stay here if I'm making you uncomfortable."
>"OK."
I don't actually remember what she said next, but I ended up leaving soon after, and we both tried to keep it friendly and not too awkward. I also gave her a gift before I left; a small painted box that I had in my backpack, which in retrospect, was a very autistic thing to do.

>>92671046
>asking to kiss her
You fool. Coulda shoulda woulda.

>a small painted box that I had in my backpack
The fuck?

>>92671046
>"can I kiss you"
This is actually worse than confessing. You always go in for the kiss and apologize afterwards. Best to do it when your hormones are elevated though, like after a workout, a dance at a party, or you guys running around campus and ding dong ditching people for example. People are super responsive when their blood is pumping.

Question: if you ask a girl you know out, and she says no, what should you do afterwards? Also, should you keep talking to her?

>>92671270
just be friends with her. but don't put too much effort into the friendship. Usually, if you have a crush on a friend, you are the one initiating conversation, asking them to hang out, listening to them vent, etc. Don't singlehandedly maintain the friendship all by yourself. Try to keep it balanced, and if she isn't actually your friend, you'll naturally drift apart into acquaintances.

>>92651565
Where can I find these qt girls?
I'm into geology, art, and computers and it seems like every girl I like finds at least one of these things weird enough to be a dealbreaker.
For example, a girl I liked who was into art thought it was really weird that I could spend hours reading about salt tectonics and karst fensters.

>>92671270
You should probably keep talking to her as a friend if you know her, unless you want to come across as a spiteful loser, because she will spread rumors about you being exactly that if you do. But only speak when spoken to, and just tone it down to single word answers so you eventually stop talking with her over time. Never go full radio silence after a rejection.
From there, the ball is in her court. If you actually wanted another chance with her, you'll know you have it when she starts getting really talkative and trying to get more involved in your life because she misses you. If you didn't care about having another chance, just continue to ignore her and give short replies when addressed, or just don't care about it if she actually doesn't get more talkative with you.

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>>92632304
I'm going to need a source on this semen demon. NOW.

Is romance dead to you guys? Hookup culture.

>>92671816

Romance is a false thing made up by chocolate and greeting card companies to sell their crap.

>>92671856
What if I don't give a shit about romance, but still like chocolate?

This thread is comfy. I don't want it to end.

>>92671438
>>92671527
Thank you, luckily I don't know her since long time and the semester is going to end soon, so if this fail I won't see her anymore probabily
Btw I'm >>92668833
(I hope those digits gonna help me)

>>92671899

Then eat some chocolate, friend. Its tasty.

>>92671982
N-no! I won't fall for your corporate tricks, shill!

>>92671816
All human social conventions are dead to me, all equally annoying and hollow. that's why I'm on 4chan.org

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>>92631297
>mfw multiple women have expressed interest in me
>mfw my immediate response is to go into panic mode and either avoid them or never broach the subject again
>mfw I realize I probably come off as a massive asshole because of this
It's been like this since I was in high school and its only gotten worse as I've gotten older. I despite being a lonely fuck but at the same time I can't not spill spaghetti everywhere when a woman actually shows interest in me. The thing that really bothers me is that I gel with women really easily in any other circumstance.

>>92630725

>confess

Yes it was _I_ who broke the dam, and I am proud of it!

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>>92672231

>>92672228
that's dumb

if you're interested just say yes. all of the hard work has already been done for you and there is actually zero pressure on you to even be impressive.

Guys never confess ever. Only girls do that

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>>92672977
I know it's retarded, but I can't seem to get over my crippling autism long enough to take the next step.

>>92672228
>>92673388
>Sure, wanna go see a movie on Friday?

>>92674590
I don't think you're understanding the depth of my 'tism here anon. You see it should come out as that, what comes out instead is some variation of "Oh, that's cool." and an awkward silence. At one point a woman I'd known and hung around for years quite bluntly asked if I was gay because of this. That's about the point where I began to wonder how much of an asshole I must've looked like.

I'm taking my feelings towards somebody with me to the grave.

>>92630873
Yes.

Honestly, confession is only a thing girls do, so when a guy does it he looks pathetic in the girl's eyes.

Then again girls just hate it when guys show any vulnerability around them. It's just not masculine.

>>92675182
Sounds like you're just putting your autism on a pedestal.

You are well aware there's a problem and you're just refusing to fix it. Don't blame your autism.