Lockjaw Comic Coming In August

They gonna finally definitively answer if he was an Inhuman dog or an Inhuman person before gaining the ability to teleport? Because that shit bothers me sometimes.

Who the fuck would want to read this?

>>92630085
>Who the fuck would want to read this?

They'll probably market it to the same audience as Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur.

Watch it get a scholastic deal by the end of the year.

>>92630085
Kids, maybe? I remember they had a Pet Avengers miniseries back when Marvel Adventures was a thing.

I hate Marvel. I really do.

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>>92630112
>I remember they had a Pet Avengers miniseries

It actually did well enough that it got 2 sequels and a digital comic spinoff.

>Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers
>Tails of the Pet Avengers
>Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers Unleashed
>Avengers vs. Pet Avengers

>>92630107
>Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur
But isn't that series about her giving lectures about being enlightened and superior to queer college students?
What kid under the age of 16 would want to read that?

Fuck you North for leaving Jughead for this

>>92630085
All of the Inhumans fans.

In sure he's very excited about it.

>>92630164
That's the big problem though. They seem to just throw whatever character they can into a lead comic and from there they rely on past franchises to crossover in hopes that someone who liked the old work would pick it up.

This method has been failing for years and I don't see lockjaw turning the tables.

>>92630011
Ok. I have to ask. How can you do an ongoing series about a character that can't speak or communicate with people?

Marvel: Why aren't our books selling?
[Continues to release books no one asked for that will be cancelled 12 issues in.]

>>92631034
A smart writer could make that work. Marvel does not have smart writers though.

>>92631059
>12
Good one.

Didn't some female super hero eat this guys ass?

>>92630190
That's in America, not her ongoing

>>92631034
This wouldn't be the first Lockjaw comic. Usually, it's "Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers." The fact that we haven't gotten a new Lockjaw and the Pet Avengers ongoing has been one of the biggest failings of their inhumans push.

>>92631263
Can the Pet Avengers talk? One non talking character on a team with others that can talk is one thing but only someone that can't talk is different.

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>>92631034

>>92631282
They just talk to each other. You know, like any other property about animals going on adventures.

>>92631263

The Inhumans push seems to be doing one obvious miniseries that they pretend isn't a miniseries for each of the core Inhumans characters, but Karnak suffered lengthy delays. Black Bolt is happening right now, and Lockjaw is up next.

We will probably get Medusa and Maximus before Crystal, Gorgon or Triton, since they're getting pushed more.

>>92631320
I see. I'm still curious in how a series about a character that talk or communicate would be done.
>>92631305
That doesn't really answer any questions.

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>>92631342
But anon we're already getting the Maximus mini-series.

>>92631342
>Triton
>EVER getting a mini-series
wew

>>92631345

He communicates in the international language of violence.

>>92631385

Why is Triton the lame one? He has a cool design, and you can do "outsider amongst outsiders" stories with him, as well as the obvious underwater-guy stuff.

And Marvel have given miniseries to worse characters, and ones even less people care about.

>>92630190
No it isnt, its just a book about a smart little girl and a dinosaur. No retarded SJW or mademup genders, what you are talking about happened in the America book.

>>92631059
The books people are asking for are also getting cancelled.

Why can't they just make him Kamala's dog that sometimes helps out the Inhumans when he's not busy getting belly scratches?

She sure as shit takes care of him more than any previous Inhumans ever did.

>>92630060
I mean. They also have a gate, who used to be a man. And when said gate dared to get himself a new body, they dropped him in the middle of nowhere.
Only to run to him for help when shit hit the fan with X-Men.

>>92631381
Surprisingly good. Especially when you treat Medusa and her zonder squad as what they are, mass murdering villians on the run. This is like Nazis fleeing to Brazil.

>>92630190
if you're gonna hate something, read it first so you don't look like an idiot

that goes for everybody who calls her a mary sue when in her ongoing she's a fuck up and everybody hates her

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do you ever wonder if lockjaw likes to teleport into random houses to take a shit, only to teleport away just as the owner walks in?

>>92631682
Why do you think Maria Hill wanted the teleportation-blocking shield installed?

>>92631226
I want to know more about this.

>>92631615
Fuck, I forgot that guy existed. He's just a fucking face in the sand on a beach somewhere.

>>92631660

More people have probably only read the character from her appearances in IVX and Monsters Unleashed, where she shows up and solves everything in minutes.

Or they are just annoyed by Marvel declaring her to be more intelligent than Reed, Doom, Stark, T'Challa, etc, because they say so. And she solved some puzzle, which conclusively proves how much better she is.

Lockjaw is literally Pluto of Inhumans.
>Dog among antropomorphic animals
>Unclear if it's a pet or a disabled person
>Treated as a pet, but by horrible, horrible people, for whom it woul be totally in character to treat a mong as a pet.

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>>92631694
maria hill does not know what she's getting into

nobody can housetrain lockjaw, not even the thing

>>92631682

do you ever wonder if lockjaw likes to teleport into a random houses to take a beef hamburger

>>92631682

If this isn't the plot of the Lockjaw comic, it should be.

>>92631700
Yeah. Even after he helped them during IvX.

>Ryan North
not content with ruining Squirrel-Girl, is he?

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>>92631722
thanos tried to train lockjaw

and like all others thanos failed

>>92631751
Kinda proves that Lockjaw isn't a dog.

>>92631776
why? because he can shoot beams and teleport?

that's like saying spider-man isn't a man because he can stick to walls

>>92631814
He isn't a man. He's a menace.

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>>92631831
>He's a menace

someone finally sees things my way

dogs have no morals, no sense of right and wrong, and no logic

nobody can predict where he will strike next

>>92631831

Or is he a threat?

>>92631814
>Only the strongest of the minds
What the fuck else do you need?

>>92631734
Is Lockjaw /ourdog/?

>>92631860
perhaps, but he's also the best chance we have

>>92631874
>doubting the mental fortitude of the Pupper Supreme

>>92630112
I rather have THAT again than just Lockjaw the comic.

>>92630011
I bet it will have more issues than Nova.

>>92631694
>Comic about Lockjaw shitting in Maria Hill's house

I'm sickened but I'd read it.

>>92631699
I've seen the pic posted here a couple times. Hopefully someone will post it again.

>>92632418
>>92631699
It's from Ennis' Red Rover Charlie, and that's neither a female nor a superhero.

>>92630324
I am, thanks anon

>>92630107
What audience?

>>92631682
He really does look like a disabled person more than a dog

>>92630085
>neo-/co/ doesn't remember pet sidekicks or even the Pet Avengers

Wew

>>92630011
I could have been interested in this, but not with North.

>>92630114
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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>>92631345
>Doesn't know comics with silent protagonists

I want newfags to leave

>>92630085
People who like animals?

>>92634122
zoophiles?

>>92634089
Why do you assume that lockjaw will be a good book?

>>92634130
Not everyone who has an interest in things want to fuck them. Do you think everyone who works at a zoo is into bestiality? Don't be a faggot.

>>92634169
>Do you think everyone who works at a zoo is into bestiality?
yes

>>92634146
I didn't say it was going to be. The casual I responded to was incredulous as to how a silent protagonist could work when there are plenty of examples out there. Why do you assume it's going to be a bad one?

>>92634213
Because it's written by Ryan North

>>92634212
Do you want to fuck the subject of your employment?

>>92634237
Do you think Dinosaur Comics is bad?

>>92633853
I member. But this is Marvel STILL trying to push the Inhumans meme. It should be ignored like it deserves to be.

>>92634275
Yes.

>>92634287
Then you have shit taste.

>>92634258
Yes, but I don't know how.

>>92634305
Says you, who likes Ryan North.

>>92631569
Could it perhaps be because the writers themselves are shit?

>>92634280
Inhumans as replacements for the X-Men is fucking awful and a waste of time. But a book of Lockjaw doing dog things would have been written before the Inhumans push.

>>92634258
yes actually

>>92634341
And it would be good. Now, it's going to be bad, because of the push. None of the inhumans books were good. Ms Marvel was something of an exception, but it was more of an avengers book than anything.

>>92634335
>I don't like thing
>you have shit taste
> no u!

Kek The level of intellect from /co/ntrarians

>>92634370
>Sophisticated adult
Yes, we are discussing art here. High quality art, sir

>>92634363
You're making a statement then moving goalposts within one post. You could say the same thing about this being more of a Pet Avengers type book. I don't see this tying into the wannabe X-Men bullshit that is Nuhumans.

>>92634425
You don't see it, because you don't try to see things My Way. You put no effort into understanding the problem.

>>92634382
Yes, stories about silent protagonists can be art.

>>92634443
High Quality Art
It will go down in history of comic books.

>>92634442
Or you're just being reactionary towards a book with loose connections to things you don't like when history has shown that you can have good and bad books within the same franchise.

>>92634363
>more of an avengers book than anything.
It's like you didn't even read the book anon. She had more involvement with Inhumans in her first volume than anything in the second which literally just Tony showing up occasionally. Plus it sold better.

>>92634476
Yes, and also because I am soured on marvel.
They could publish the best thing in the universe, but I would hate it, and the hatred makes me feel good.

>>92634464
Kek someone disagrees with you and you revert to ironic shitposting. Nice

>>92634502
Don't laugh at comic book art.

>>92634499
Well then you're missing out because there are good Marvel books being put out.

>>92634518
I'm laughing at you being a faggot.

>>92634521
Nah. I don't need them in my life.

>>92634542
Don't laugh at me being a faggot

>>92634568
Roflcopter

>>92634579
Enough with the cyberbullying.

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>>92634548
But anon

>>92634594
*unsheathes katana*

>>92634603
You didn't have to remind me.

>>92634623
Oookay. I think I'll go now.

>>92631034
There a plenty of tv shows and movies about smart dogs. Generally in such shows people describe thoughts of animal. Like "Oh, doggy, you want us to follow you?"

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>>92634639
*teleports behind you*

LOCKJAW: DOG DAYS #1
BILL MANTLO, PAUL JENKINS, DAN SLOTT, SCOTT LOBDELL, JILL THOMPSON & STUART MOORE (W) • BUTCH GUICE, JAE LEE, ANDREA DI VITO, JOSÉ DELBO, JILL THOMPSON & RICK GEARY (A)
COVER BY GEOF DARROW
They say every dog has his day — and this is Lockjaw’s! The Inhumans’ prodigious pooch takes the lead, teleporting into amazing adventures! When the Avengers and Inhumans come to blows, Lockjaw shows he has a nose for danger! With Attilan in turmoil around him, the colossal canine has his own agenda in an all-time classic tale that could only be named “Woof!” What a revoltin’ development for the Thing when he spends the day babysitting and dog-walking — with Lockjaw on the end of the leash, it’s slobberin’ time! Plus: The humongous hound helps the homeless, has the Inhumans in dogged pursuit and goes digging for his Original Sin! Collecting AVENGERS ANNUAL #12, INHUMANS (1998) #8 and THING (2005) #4; and material from MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS (1988) #68, GIRL COMICS (2010) #2 and ORIGINAL SINS #1.
104 PGS./ONE-SHOT/Rated T+ …$7.99

>>92630011
I rather have more Deadpool than more Inhuman

>>92630085
Lockjaw is the only inhuman whom i give a shit.

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LOCKJAW: DOG DAYS #1
BILL MANTLO, PAUL JENKINS, DAN SLOTT, SCOTT LOBDELL, JILL THOMPSON & STUART MOORE (W) • BUTCH GUICE, JAE LEE, ANDREA DI VITO, JOSÉ DELBO, JILL THOMPSON & RICK GEARY (A)
COVER BY GEOF DARROW
They say every dog has his day — and this is Lockjaw’s! The Inhumans’ prodigious pooch takes the lead, teleporting into amazing adventures! When the Avengers and Inhumans come to blows, Lockjaw shows he has a nose for danger! With Attilan in turmoil around him, the colossal canine has his own agenda in an all-time classic tale that could only be named “Woof!” What a revoltin’ development for the Thing when he spends the day babysitting and dog-walking — with Lockjaw on the end of the leash, it’s slobberin’ time! Plus: The humongous hound helps the homeless, has the Inhumans in dogged pursuit and goes digging for his Original Sin! Collecting AVENGERS ANNUAL #12, INHUMANS (1998) #8 and THING (2005) #4; and material from MARVEL COMICS PRESENTS (1988) #68, GIRL COMICS (2010) #2 and ORIGINAL SINS #1.
104 PGS./ONE-SHOT/Rated T+ …$7.99
ISBN: 978-1-302-91050-1


Sauce: http://www.newsarama.com/34594-marvel-comics-august-2017-solicitations.html

>>92635245
>>92635300
>>92630011
Ah, good ol' Rich the Leech and his bullshit clickbait. It's literally just a one-shot collection. No new material.

>>92632475
post it pls

>>92637073
This