Where are the joke characters in Marvel and DC. and by joke I

>>92627139
Squirrel Girl

Green lanterns

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>>92627139
Frog-Man and Spider-Kid.

Both of which were self proclaimed sidekicks of Spider-Man that always made things worse for him by them getting involved. They were pretty fun.

>>92627178
Anon said "not powerful"

>>92627139
Batman.

>Where are the joke characters
Why would your post Mark "Hercule" Satan, winner of the World Martial Arts Tournament, slayer of Cell, and savior of humanity?

Legion of Super Heroes is returning after Hypercrisis

Western comics can't into joke characters. Almost every joke character is
a) a complete loser
b) some annoying mary sue

Ambush Bug, G'Nort, Bat-Mite, Bizarro (sometimes), Section 8, etc.

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>>92627199
The hero we deserve.

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>>92627540
>Section 8
- The Defenstrator, capable to throwing people through windows!
- Friendly Fire, a sad sack whose powerful energy bolts seem to always murder those he works with!
- Flemgem, able to vomit up inhuman quantities of phlegm!
- Jean de Baton-Baton, a Frenchman with a baguette!
- Shakes, a rather worrisome homeless man!
- Beuno Excellente, whose power is that of pure perversion. (He once raped Kyle Rayner. This is canon.)
- Dogwelder, an ordinary man (?) possessed by an ancient (?) set of welding gear and a silent, unshakeable fixation to weld dead dogs to things and/or people!
...and their leader...
- Six-Pack, a grotesque drunk with more heart than ten Supermen!

Slapstick

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>>92627139
Spider-Ham.

>>92627199
>>92627543
>>92627933
Why are the best gag characters Spider-Man related?

>>92627286
Her joke is literally the same one as Mr. Satan: Weak ass piece of shit is credited with beating strong dudes.

>>92627945
Spider-man's existence literally holds the marvel universe together, which is itself powered by the spiderforce.

>>92627949
No. SG actually does beat strong dudes.

>>92627949
Satan stole credit. Squirrel Girl actually did it.

>>92627949
Do we REALLY need to break out the list of villains Squirrel Girl has taken down, SOLO, yet again? Yeah, she's a little bitch now that she's a tumblr-tard, but her history speaks for itself.

>>92627986
Man, fuck the totem shit in Spider-Man.

Seriously, fucking why? When is that stupid mystical shit getting retconed?

>>92627392
Your savior is a SHAM!

>>92627986
I think you mean "Profitforce", but same difference.

>>92628021
When Flash no longer has the speed force.

>>92627949
squirrel girl is anti satan. She beat everyone but does it off panel so you never actually see the fight.

>>92627392
He also single handedly defeated Beevus the destroyer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxXxS4x5JI

>>92627139
The Great Lakes Avengers you have Flatman, Doorman, Big Bertha and Mr. Immortal

>>92628078
So she's God.

>>92627949
Her joke is that she inexplicably is able to beat people that are far above her power should allow. She isn't Satan, she's Batman.

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>>92627489
/a/ is like that kid from Class B in hero academia. He talks smack but can't back it up with his autism getting in the way.

>>92628100
Too cheerful.