>tfw no Gamora gf

Well i got a real life gf and she's much better.

MCU Gamora is a stick in the butt anyway.

>inb4 i'd put my stick in her butt

Gamora has no booty. Waste of flesh

The Gamora makeup just brings out the worst features of Zoe Saldana's face. It makes her look at least ten years older and kind of mannish.

>>92612801
Yep. In real life she's cute as fuck, but Gamora does nothing for me.

>>92612652
>thought I had a gamora GF
>turns out she was just a jerk that doesn't trust anyone and won't open herself up to new possibilities
>definitely not a dancer

and thus my search continues

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>tfw no seven foot tall gf

>>92612801
Gunn likes to make waifus that seem unlikable at first and then hits you over the head with characterization.

>>92613139
>be midget/manlet
>get with giantess
>have average height children

>>92612716
>Soddomizing Gamora

>>92614038
cheeky fucker

>>92612652
She would break you in half, anon.

>>92614447
yes please

>>92613869

.....except Gamora? she's the worst part of these movies

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So, correct me if I'm wrong, but Gamora fared the worst out of all the Guardians in her adaptation, right?

Quill is still a snarky dumbass, just a significantly less impressive one
Drax is a weird combination of Kratos Drax and Hulk Drax from the 90s
Rocket is a bit more surly but otherwise fairly the same
Groot's Groot

But Gamora went from a sadistic bloodthirsty horndog who has to be constantly convinced not to be evil to a cliche "Sigh, these boys are dumb" frustrated token female.

Talk about a downgrade

>>92614854
Have you read Starlin Gamora? She's somewhat closer to that. But I don't miss slutty Gamora really. She was barely a character, after the Ronan mini just a cocksleeve for Rich in Annihilation/Conquest and snarky wallpaper in the Guardians book, outside of that one cool scene early on.