lol, Classic John Arbuckle.

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lol, Classic Jon Arbuckle

Wouldn't a vet know that you can't get pregnant from drinking semen?
Or is this simply what her parents told her so she'd never give a guy a bj?

>>92603428
Is joke.
Meny leffs, he swallow dog semen, so she say he going to give birth to puppies

>>92603457
Jon is not dog

>>92603462
Is hyoomrous, not doge, but birth puppers

>>92603512
joge is man drink semen
what a gay
i laugh bigly

>>92603619
5555555
hyoomror

>>92603362
Damn Liz got some booty though

>>92603457
>>92603462
>>92603512
>>92603619
>>92603707
autism

>>92603819
>"Better keep it away from the litter tray!"
>puts it right next to the litter tray

What did he mean by this?

Knock knock

>>92603819
Is the joke that pajeets are so filthy that there is a 99% chance of getting shit in your food when you order a curry?

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>>92603925

>>92603362
why would they have a cup of dog semen in a cup sitting on a table where they are visiting a cat?

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>>92603925
>>92605514
>.gif
You ain't fooling me.

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>>92605611
That's how strips save from the official website.

>>92603362
How much of a dickcheese do you have to be to just waltz into somebody's office and drink their coffee without even asking?

>>92605776
who keeps dog jizz in a coffee cup?
lab safety 101 is to put things into proper containers to avoid mix ups.

>>92603819
>Guest writer: Seth MacFarlane

>>92607014
>implying it wasn't for her

Also how do you mistake white jizz for brown coffee

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>>92607129
When the hell did Davis's bullpen start drawing her like a cavewoman prostitute?

>>92605514
>a pun almost every panel and none of them even elicit a chuckle
Now that's what I call dedication to middling, vanilla humor.

>>92603819
Is this by Johnny Ryan?

>>92608777
Wait, what?

>>92608777
This one was super bizarre. Is there an anniversary of the strip coming up? This is the first time in...well probably the last 10-15 years that we might actually hear about Jon and Liz getting married

>>92608777
wtf my neck hurts now

>>92610612

Was this after the Zimmerman trial?

>>92608777
Weirdly cute

>>92611789
>>92608777

>draw rainbow
>sweet cat story
>garfield display affection

instant classic. how does our boy do it?

>>92607717
She likes her coffee with a lot of cream and salt instead of sugar, and Jon knows it.