>he sees your fap folder
What happens?
>>92593142
I guess he's disappointed becauseI don't have one.
nothing. i'm not a criminal
>>92593142
Nothing. My worst thing is "Fella Pure". He might think I'm a weeaboo, but that's it.
Canonically, he has his own collection of gay porn.
>>92593142
Vanillageddon
>>92593142
Hah. He can't find what I don't have.
>>92593142
Probably gets a little grossed out, but rampant sexual deviancy isn't really illegal, yeah?
Frank only Franks for actual crimes right? Not piracy or being Canadian
>>92593142
>all hentai and sfm, alongside some Siri videos
I'm good.
>>92593142
Probably not killing me over it, but I'm getting my fappin' hand broken.
He'd probably be more creeped out by my waifu folder.
>>92593142
I wonder what is in Frank's fap folder, if he even has one
>>92593192
>>92593314
This.
>>92593246
But Fella Pure is pure quality
>>92593142
How the fuck do I explain this to him?
>>92593547
Yeah, but it is incest and non-live-action. Frank wouldn't like it.
A little bit of weird stuff (think "furry muscle inflation" weird) but nothing even approaching illegal. Most of the pictures are just chubby women with huge tiddies, real or anime.
He'd just give me a weird look, judge my failures, and leave.
>>92593508
He starts rekt threads and jerks off to footage of criminals being shot or burned alive
I don't save porn to my drive. I just look up whatever I am craving.
Probably disgust (or not, depending on how fucked up his fetishes are), but nothing that could be considered illegal/immoral.
i'll be dead
>>92593692
That sounds about right
>>92593142
>Hummm... Better keep my eye in him, just in case he considers to fuck a real purple skunk
>>92593508
it's probably a gun catalog
>>92593354
He franked the fuck out of movie pirates, but they were mobbed up and stupid enough to try to shoot him.
He'll silently judge me but since I don't have anything like CP or snuff films I'm safe.
>>92593142
>Uh... I can explain.
>*BLAM*
>>92593142
He blows my brains out on principal alone.
>>92593142
>These yours?
>Y-yeah
>Hrmmm...
>You're waifu a shit
>>92593142
This isn't /a/.
Now IF this was /a/, then 80% ore more would be dead for their loli folders.
I'm sure Frank would appreciate my material. I have no extravagant taste. But then...
>he finds out I'm not paying for my brazz pass and that I ilegally download every video I I like
I doubt I'd get punished in any way but I can imagine his face of disgust.
>"You wouldn't download a Frank, anon"
>>92593495
Funny you should mention her in a Punisher thread, pic related was what happened when I tried to lucid dream about her
Jailbait nudes. Nothing else.
does the punisher watch porn? if he doesnt, he may cum while he is asleep.
or maybe he faps to his wife.
>>92596180
He would ice you for that.
>>92593142
Ha! Jokes on him, they're all drawings-
Wait hold the fuck up if he's a drawing does that mean he'd consider it real stuff?
>>92596212
Frank practices a Amazonian tribal technique of genital binding to lower the libido.
>>92596255
No he wouldnt. Its not hardcore or lil boys.
It was quite common in his early days to fuck underage before fat feminists ruined it.
>>92593142
NICE TRY FBI ;-)
I'm actually not 100% certain the laws about drawn images in my state
>>92593142
how dose he feel about blacked.com
>>92597883
Reminds him of Barracuda.
>4,544 files not including unsorted ones outside of the folder
I assume he wouldn't check it all, and even if he did he wouldn't find anything that bad in the porn folder itself. There's some blood stuff, but all clearly consensual. Anime folders have some stuff that could set him off, but that depends on how he feels about drawings. I also have some pictures of actresses that, while not illegal, might be considered immoral.
>>92593142
I don't have one, I just watch fap material on incognito mode from my cell phone
>>92593142
>implying I have a fap folder
>>92593142
>Lot of Warcraft porn
>Yes
>Have you even played it?
>No.
>What about all the Starfire and Wonder Woman?
>Never read them.
>These cartoon characters?
>Never watched them.
>...You disgust me.
>sooo much Slade/Raven rape
I'm dead.
>>92593142
Is Punisher homophobic? Because that's all I got.
>>92593142
>drawn by Shad
I am so dead.
>>92593142
I thank him for killing the home intruder that was going through my desktop and wait for him to leave before calling 911.
>>92593142
Frank IS my fap folder.
>>92594513
>tfw Frank raids your gun porn folders
I regret nothing
>>92593142
Honestly he would be bored by it. I have shit involving femdom and milfs.
>>92602362
he'd still have an autistic fit, kill you and then sodomize your corpse for objectifying women. While reminding you they're all his mothers, sisters, nieces daughters, aunts, grandmas, great grandmas and great great grandmas.
>>92593142
He gives me a disgusted look and I do the rest myself.
>>92593142
Nothing, I'm only violating British laws and I've never even been to Britain, and neither has Frank.
>>92593508
It's just thousands of black, blank images, becausein the dark every woman feels like Marie
>>92603835
Is this what nu-Frank does?
>>92593246
pls give me sauce. I don't want to search for "Punisher gay porn collection"or is that the joke?
>>92604164
He'd probably question the ages of some younger pornstars like Piper Perri but a quick Google search would clear that up quick.
>>92593142
Internet porn piracy seems a little below the Punisher, doesn't it?
>>92593142
Would he Frank me for my bondage/ryona kink?
Oh what am I saying, of course he would.
>>92601689
Prepare to get FRANKĀ“d, Anon. You monster.
>>92593192
My nigga.
I stopped storing my fap folder after I realized I never used it fully and just clogged HD space. Not worth the risk of someone else accidentally stumbling upon my bondage lol- I-I mean my bondage of completely 18+ legal women.
>>92593142
>>92593142
oh no, what does the murdering psychopath think of what I jerk off to.
>>92601070
>Frank: >Shadman
>*turns back*
>>92604133
Was about to post that image, when I saw you have quoted it.
You are a true Frank fan
>>92593142
Nothing, all I have is regular porn
>>92601689
Get help or kys
He get a boner.