ITT: Samurai Jack Waifus
She's dead
>>92580499
And? She's also not real so your point is moot. But my erection? THAT, is very real.
>>92580499
NO ANON!
>TFW Jack going back to the pass erased her and everyone else from the 'FUTURE THAT IS AKU' when he killed Aku in the past.
>TFW none of my SJ waifus exist anymore ;_;
>>92580457
Headcanon:
She is Da Samurai's daughter.
>>92580499
Well yeah. Literally every woman on the show is dead, other than Jack's mom, and they'll probably never exist.
>>92580922
maybe not her though since she is from planet
>>92580457
I'd fuck her ass all night long
https://youtu.be/_fJpuB-UCME?t=2m12s
>black shadow reaching over a THICC ravegirl
>what did he mean by this /co/?
>>92581005
>not letting her fuck your ass
Wrong.
>>92581191
correct
>>92580958
>First incarnation of Ilana
Good taste.
Do you think the Scotsman would've still fought for Jack if it meant he and his daughters would've never existed?
>>92580457
>the yellow sclera
why does this work so well?
>>92580457
They foreshadowed her butt in one of the previous episodes.
>>92581357
I think that was literally the point of them showing the OG opening to the entire world. All of Jack's allies saw that they were in a bad future, and that helping Jack return to the past might result in them never existing, but they make the sacrifice of trying to stop Aku anyway.
>>92580499
Just autism her back into existence, it's all I can do to not feel empty inside.
tfw no ravers army in bikini to fight for you
>>92580958
>from another plant
apologized for my retard mistake. But oh well, that episode though.
>>92581636
>The ravers! The ravers have brought the eagles Mr. Frodo!
>>92580457
RIP thicc raverfu ;___;
>>92580457
ded
T H I C C
>>92581357
Honestly, yeah. They knew that a world without Aku was worth sacrificing themselves for.
>>92581636
Did Olivia show up during any of the scenes with the ravers in the finale?
>>92580457
I'll bet she's light enough that you could just pick her right up.
Imagine her just lying in your arms and wiggling.
>>92581924
I remember she does not appear in the final battle. She is too old for this battle saves for the spartan king.
>>92581971
I suppose, but Rothchild and the Wild man joined in, and they're even older
>>92581390
>the cameo character from that episode is a girl whose only thing shown was her ass
god damn it genndy
>>92581736mutantproject might draw a certain version soon.
>>92580457
What the fuck is going on with her right tit?
Three-Eyed Alien Waifu is the first and still the best.
>>92580629
one of da samurai's daughters.
>>92581995
Rothchild had flying tank and Wild Man is so fit and healthy he probably won't stop going till he drops dead at the age of 150.
>>92581453
Me too. It's a kick in the feels knowing that Jack is alone and Ashi is potentially worse than dead after all the shit they went through and how much they helped one another.
>>92580457
>Buck Teeth
>Red Lips
I can hear someone somewhere screaming 'RACIST!'
>>92581357
Considering that Scotsman is a ghost, I don't think they're all that worried about not being reborn in the Akuless timeline.
>>92581453
how i do read this i am not an ant
Did Jack got to fuck Ashi before she disappeared at least?
>>92582052
oh yes i remember the premiere and how i was impressed by the visuals and that chick.
its being a long time.
>>92581736
Still impressed how fast this guy drew this
>>92580499
Less than dead she never even existed
>>92581336
cute!
>>92580499
>>92580624
>>92580922
The only ones where never existed are those who's existence is tied directly to Aku. Granted, some individuals may not be born because their parents only met because of Aku's existence, but one could argue for those individuals being dated to be together, even if they wind up under different circumstances.
>>92582158
she has a gap not buck teeth also lipstick. anyone who says racist is racist for assuming it.
>45 replies
>no sign of the most precious, delicate, bonny lass
You men are pathetic
>>92583338
kind of weird that the new season didn't show or even mention her
>>92583338
I'll up you one.
>>92583338
Reminder that all of the Scotsman's daughters will end up like this.
Ayla is my waifu but most of the Scotsdaughter art is of Flora
>>92582851
here have a decent ref pic
>>92582913
She disappeared during the actual wedding. Knowing how pure Jack is, probably not.
Then again, Japanese aren't quite as stuck up about pre-marital sex as Westerners are.
Post daughters
>>92580517
HA! BUNCH OF SHE-DOGS!
>>92583338
muffin?
Ashi with Aku's powers bestest
>>92583530
Reminder that The Scotsman loves her so much he sees her as the most beautiful woman on earth
>>92583152
that particular picture was one of several leaked early. the artist had at least 5-6 hours to draw before the episode aired
>>92581390
is it still foreshadowing if they only showed her backside?
>>92584321
>foreshadowing
its just a refference man, calm down.
tfw no loli alien waifu
>>92584380
Does this show have any other lolis?
CUTE
>>92580624
Well I mean regardless she's fucking dead.
>>92583870
>>92584567
She's the cutest one.
>>92584518
THICC
>>92580457
>season so bad the only thing to talk about are the waifus
>>92584567
she is such a strong contrast to the haunted demon. Man, that monster gave me nightmare.
>>92584567
>>92584415
>>92584567
>>92584586
>>92584694
Pedos get out
>>92584694
>>92583338
Well I can't very bloody well marry a woman who's already married now can I. Ya bastard.
>>92584727
Never
>>92584563
All I wanted was the adventures of scruffy dad Jack and his autistic daughter
>>92584567
Girls with pigtails bigger than their head are invariably adorable.
>>92580457
Her teeth gap is eh but other than that she's hot.
>>92584781
There is nothing left for you here, my friend.
>>92584780
she never returned.
>>92584727
Pedophiles seem to outnumber non-pedos on this board
Them african women though
Straight up ooga booga
>>92580517
Pretty surethe Dazzlingswere inspired by them.
>>92584727
All I said was that she was cute.
If you are into elemental ladies
No named list of the Scotsman's daughters yet?
>>92581360
Because she's probably not human or only partially human. I mean, just look at her ass; beyond what you would see on an average Earth girl.
>>92584567
I wonder what would've happened if her family hadn't miraculously survived getting devoured by the demon after it was defeated. I doubt Jack would be the type to leave a child alone in an abandoned house
>>92584666
Kek
>>92581736
Gotta source for that partner?
>>92580499
Double dead.
>>92584985
Earth Elemental has a nice figure, and she's reallyrockingthose natural earrings.
>>92580457
>>92580457
>>92581736
>>92583773
>>92583870
>>92581184
>>92581357
>>92584735
You know, now that Ashi is out of the picture, he should go looking for that girl from his childhood. I'm sure she would remember him.
>>92580457
>>92581390
>Foreshadowed
More like aftshadowed.
>>92581357
She could crush rocks between those things. She probably even uses them to motorboat her opponents to death.
>>92584931
>on this board
on this site*
>>92582444
Here ug o
>>92585223
he's the goddamn son of the Emperor and killed Aku, he could slay any puss he wanted
>>92584586
Yes.
>>92584951
Sirens are a concept older than most of civilization you dip.
oft forgotten
>>92585482
>It could be perfect
>>92584694
Girl holding the poster is 10/10.
>>92585801
What now?
They are all non-existent except for cricket girl
>>92585858
That ending
>>92585981
>those bedroom eyes
>>92581453
Should have "Wake up Mr. Freeman." After the white light instead.
Double kick in the balls!
>>92585981
No wonder people thought Jack was gay before this season. Not many straight men would be able to resist piledriving a baby into that snatch.
>>92585981
Here's a version without the shake
>Jack still didn't get laid
>he may never
>>92581636
those birds look like owl
>>92586342
Man, that was a bizarre episode.
>>92585678
Those are some real PS1 Tomb Raider tits.
>>92584380
>She didn't come to help Jack.
>>92584780
>prof. utonium.
>>92586506
>street urchin girls with obnoxiously Cockney accents.
I wish there were more fictional characters like this
>>92580499
>The last few moments of her existence were probably being dog piled and gang raped by Aku clones after she fell, getting spunked on and ending up darker than black
>>92583773
Thanks, anon.
>>92586296
Were they fingering themselves thinking of Jack that night?
>>92586393
I know, she's hot right?
>>92586721
Noeach other
>>92586296
Is there porn of the little brother fucking both of them and the mother?
>>92584567
Also, her mom was hot
>>92586761
"I've been Jack for the last hour! It's your turn!"
>>92580457
http://imgur.com/a/uKk6E
I gotchu
>>92580457
>hepatitis eyes
>broken upper teeth
>black
Was this intentional?
>>92586296
Would an Aku city have a Raisins?
>>92587035
wew lad
>>92585482
This is autism but I love it anyway.
>>92584666
Top kekeroni
For those who don't get it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SasUgEovpA&index=3&list=PLcAadIZDO-v1x16gF4XAZA2vmcR7nc09i
>>92587038
>exotic eyes
>cute tooth gap
>chocolate
Yes
>>92580629
Not all black people know each other Anon
>>92580457
She looks like pic related
>>92580922
>dead
Not dead, they just won't exist in the form that they did when Aku existed. The Gods will still follow through on continuing the universe as best they could tho.
>>92580517
Ponytail siren a best.
>>92580457
Is that grown up Goo?
>>92587353
Half the people Jack met won't ever even see Earth, without Aku bringing in all the aliens.
>>92587204
Embarrassed to say, me too. I'm considering shaking it out into less of a greentext and more of a short epilogue fic.
>>92582851
>tfw i recognize ubuntu mono font
son of a bitch
>>92587148
>Aku producing joy in any form?
What part of shogun of sorrow didn't you get.
>>92587317
I do
>>92585598
No fucking shit, I mean the concept of the characters influnced the Dazzlings designs.
>>92580499
It's not real, anon, it's a cartoon
>>92587035
PUFFY VULVA
>>92587035
Very nice.
>>92580457
Seemed a bit of a pathetic attempt at fanservice desu
I'm not watching anime, and the art style is pretty basic so I don't know why Genndy bothered with this shit throughout S5
>>92585530
Jack only cares about Ashi because she is the waifu that never existed.
>>92584567
>utonium origins
>>92580457
If she had a voice I bet they would've chosen Cree Summer.
>>92584567
>>92588372
Fuck Photoshop's looping once option.
>>92583400
My head Anon said she is always naked around the forest
>>92584985
I'm not sure Ragnaros would be happy about you dating his sister.
>>92584727
>>92585116
https://thesomethingmancer.tumblr.com/image/160895271722
>>92583321
I don't think you know how sex works
Gotta get rack
>>92587661
Considering how many happy criminals there were, I'd say Aku is pretty shit at his job.
>>92588224
Cool irrelevant webm and terrible opinion. Back to tumblr.
>>92586393
that episode was just weird, in a good way. It was quite funny to see the creators had fun messing with Jack.
>>92589071
>I don't know how depression works
lucky you anon
>>92588762
>no buldge
hey, can anybody make an ashi version of coldsteel?
>>92589442
trapfags get off my board
>>92580958
Her bro was unironically cuter.
>>92589548
Nah that's a futafag, who can get the doublefuck outta here.
>>92588612
-sits on your dick-
>"BY FIRE BE PURGED!"
>>92583677
jesus christ dude
I want to slide my head right between those thighs
>>92587404
God I hope not. I can't think of a character from a cartoon I hate more.Also are you saying all black people look the same?
>>92580457
wtb fall death art
>>92581357
Who cant forget such great lines as, "DAAAAAD!"
>>92581357
He most likely had them for the sole purpose of raising an army.
>>92581360
Good color contrast. Yellow/Gold works well on black people.
>>92581357
because they don't exist it means their souls will be reborn in new bodies in a more peaceful time
>>92587332
>>92587404
I thought the same thing; she even has the gap in same spot.
>>92580457
>>92587358
yea she is
>>92589880
We'll I'm not gay so I have to disagree with you
>>92583677
yesssss, death by snu snu Hnnnngggg!!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
>>92580457
>you will never take a shitload of ecstasy with her and fuck like rabbits behind a bush
>>92584518
Why was she dancing with a mace to the Austin Powers theme song?
>>92592290
It's a deliberate big-lipped alligator moment. Bizarre on purpose with no explanation.
>>92584666
>>92581636
>>92581736
>When the beat drops a little too hard and you rolling but you gotta fight Aku and save Samurai Jack
>>92593157
>You would not believe the trip I had last night
>>92584666
>>92587035
That just looks like a ballsack with how low it hangs.
Come to think of it, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was.
>>92584666
Never, ever, ever.
>>92580958
Underrated.
>>92580517
Why is there little porn of these sluts?
>>92592024
You're not an alien, either.
>>92580457
>>92592024
Add eyelashes and it's a girl.
Do you even cartoons?
>>92585482
>>92581453
Now that he is back to Japan, do you think he still calls himself Jack?
>>92594686
Ashi calls him Jack right before fading away.
>>92594708
Does he even remember?
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT SHADOW LADY WHO TOLD ASHI WHERE JACK WAS
>>92594739
Well yeah man, you don't forget your own name.
He can still recall his village and the sights he's seen before Aku came.
>>92588725
I do, and their parents will wind up doing it no matter how they wind up meeting.
>>92580457
>>92582052
holy shit, that's the chick who meets jack outside of DA SAMURAI's bar. Look at her hair. If you take down the two weird bits and have her close her 3rd eye it fits.
>>92585482
>he couldn't remember her name
Jigger, just... write it down
>>92594865
I don't think he thought it was possible to forget up until that point. The conceit of the post seems to be that the memories started degrading rapidly, like Ashi herself did.
>>92594686
I think Jack has basically become his name, yeah.
>>92594604
I aint adding shiiiiiit
>>92583214
>>92594758
Maybe it was
>>92588479
The eyes and height seem similar
Anybody want to help me fill out this chart?
>>92594845
Hot
>>92594758
Momotaro, maybe?
>>92588224
>Penny from Gumball
man, was she boring. Even after she becomes a shapeshifter.
>>92587211
kek
>>92596987
Well, here's a few placement suggestions.
>>92581357
Middle right
>>92580958
slightly down and to the left of center
>>92583400
Middle left, maybe slightly up
>>92584567
far Bottom left
>>92584735
Bottom, slightly to the left
>>92584780
Middle, slightly to the left
>>92584380
Bottom middle
>>92594845
Slightly up and to the right
>>92583338
Far top right
>>92586506
Bottom, slightly to the right
How could you forget her /co/?
>>92597247
she aint pure, anon
>>92597247
>>92597396
>Jack almost falls to the same trap again
>and almost falls to the same thing again in four seasons of death
>and his love interest turns out be Aku's daughter
>and she dies on the wedding day
being Jack is suffering
>>92597705
He probably hasn't had an orgasm one in 75 years. The woman who takes his virginity is gonna drown in a flood of pent up jizz
>>92597734
His jizz must be foul, rotten shit.
Dude's gotta release, and you know he don't wank.
>>92597792
You just have wet dreams if you don't masturbate for a while.
>>92597792
Wet dreams exist specifically for that reason anon. Masturbation is natural, your body does it naturally if you're too much of a loser to do it yourself.
>>92597396
>Samueyin' dat ass
>>92580517
32 3 40
>>92593582
Pretty smooth futa insert there. But I think it's >>92588067Also looks pretty loli to me, but who knows
>>92588725
I don't think you know how fiction works.
Yes, realistically, any change to the circumstances surrounding the conception means a person entirely will be born, but that's never how things work in cartoons.
>>92585482
>>92587419
For fuck's sake, stop shilling your shitty fanfic, there are better websites for that.
Not only the writing style is too tryhard and the ending was even more rushed than SJ's one, you seem to have taken the concept of deus ex machina too literally for your own good.
Kill yourself.
Which Daughter of Aku is waifu material besides Ashi?
>>92598874
All of them are better than Onion Ashi but hair down Ashi beat them all in turn.
>>92598874
>>92597247
Good taste!
>>92584666
Holy shit.
>>92598874
http://samuraijack.wikia.com/wiki/Daughters_of_Aku#Members
>Ara
>Ana
>Asia
Where was the source to these names? I know the names of the other three were in the credits of the third episode.
>>92598959
>tfw he indirectly gives Jack the chance back to the past
rest in peace, sassy robot guy.
>>92598874
>>92598959
The good answer and spiky punk girl.
Any girls with cartoonishly long hair that reaches past her waist?
>>92580457
My headcanon is that she's a descendant of Mac and Goo.
>>92581360
Drug abuse.
>>92583366
Died in childbirth.
>>92581636
>All the black ravers have guns
my sides.
>>92582050
gravity
>>92597930
SAMORAI'D
>>92599635
>>>92580457 (OP)
>My headcanon is that she's a descendant of Mac and Goo.
THIS!
THIS IS THE BEST THING.
THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!
>>92598874
>>92580958
>>92580517
>Ashi is Aku's daughter and desperately trying to kill Jack in first half of season 5, and she becomes Jack's love interest and wife. She is also the person who gives Jack a reason to live.
>Siren #3 brainwashes Jack and makes him as hers and her sisters' slave.
>Princess Verbina is Jack's friend and a princess who is on her mission to save her home from a great evil, just like Jack's quest.
>the I realized Tara Strong did all of their voices
no one shall escape the grasp of Tara Strong, NO ONE.
>>92587332
>>92587404
>>92599635
>>92599749
Goohivemind.
clang I suppose
>>92586393
Dear Anon, I faped with that episode...please is nothing wrong...
>>92581636
Is that Finn on the third bird?
>>92586393
what a majestic creature
>>92586296
>Jack's bounty was 40 million Aku bucks
Dang.
>>92600273
no wonder the comic writer focused this aspect in the comic books series.
Here's the Sirens' monster form
I'm sure someone out there finds this sexy
>>92584735
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES?
>>92586296
that one with the headphones is surprisingly developed...in the rear
>>92600354
I could see it being sexy but not there yet
>>92584567
>the bear looks almost like SJ's retarded Totoro
Hmmm
>>92600354
Looks like there might be some rule34 of this monster online.
Made a sheet for the Bug Princess
She held Jack's hand twice.
She wanted him.
>>92584380
Chris Hansen never comes, yet he is always needed.
>>92600741
>tfw Tara Strong voices Verbina, one of siren, and Ashi
this is getting obvious
>>92585276
>>92588762
i like it
>>92581184
I want to cum on her tooth gap so badly.
>>92597139
>tfw they see your dick.
>>92584781
Same.
>>92593878
Dw anon, there would have been months between their victory and their wedding day.
>Sending messengers around the world to remote locations
>Travelling from said locations to attend the wedding
Hope that soothes your aching heart
>>92602470
>>92602647
>there would have been months between their victory and their wedding day.
You sure? Remember Jack is the Emperor's son.
>>92600048
never seen them before, what episode is this from?
>>92600475
she was born a anime
>>92587404
>black
>bucktooth
>braided/matted hair
it's called a caricature
>>92584985
Uh, ladies?Olympus would be THAT way.
>>92597734
Pent up jizz can give you prostate cancer. Jack isn't going to be around much longer
>>92602820
Remember that Emperor's can't fucking spend 10000 gold at once to build a castle in an hour.
>>92587211
I don't understand this at all
>>92588479
>>92596960
Oh, and she disappeared because she was a ghost. Makes sense.
>>92602820
Yes, even if they paid for the guests' passage, they can't pay to make their boats move at the speed of light
>>92588762
noice
>>92584735
EYE-Y-EYE-Y-EYES
>>92602823
s3e08 Jack and Swamp Monster
>>92596987
It's already filled to completion
>>92603642
Nah, the figure sounded like an old woman
>>92581691
criminally underrated post
>>92606055
she got old and died and became a ghost of an old woman
>>92607226
She'd only be like, 58. That's not really the age where people die of old age
>>92607235
in the future that is aku it might be
>>92586151
Thicc
>>92603642
>>92607256
possibly. Come on, we have celtic magic bring old man back to his form (as a ghost). Anything is possible, really.
>>92609636
"forgot to add "youthful"
sorry for the typo
>>92600354
reminds me of this
>no Lulu
Fags, all of you.
>>92610727
Lulu. Take care of Lulu.
How many nig chimpouts happened because of this?
>>92580499
Actually she never got to exist in the first place because Aku timeline got erased.
What are the odds that killing Aku in the past only killed Aku in the future?
Like, after Jack went back in time with Ashi, what if La Resistance saw Aku suddenly fade away all Back to the Future style, and the world was still as it was with all of them in it and allowing them all to live an Aku free life from that point on without being erased themselves?
>>92613351
0.0000000000000%
>>92588762
rack to the ass...
>>92580457
I leave for a few hours an no one post this?
>>92614305
She has nice DSL I give you that
>>92613209
Who are the two on the far right supposed to be?
>>92587211
What's so funny? I didn't even crack a smile.
>>92616163
Must be a normie teen thing
>>92613459
Samurai Stacked.
>>92580958
best tier waifu
>>92597209
Do those sound about right?
>>92615454
Second to last is Faith from Mirrors Edge
Not sure about the other one
>>92584567
>>92617376
Easy there, Chris. She's legal now.
Surprised Olivia hasn't been mentioned yet
>>92617581
She's an old hag at this point
>>92583473
Is there any fanart yet of the scotswoman as an old woman with dozens of sons, or as a ghost girl?
>>92600354
Looks like a persona 4 enemy.
>>92617298
>>92615454
I think she's a Danny Phantom villain
>>92617416
Was she the three eyed alien bartender?
>>92617581
She hit my older woman fetish.
Forgot pic.
Heres the best girl of the series.
She is from season 3 and look to really cool.
>>92618150
>Was she the three eyed alien bartender?
Count the eyes, genius.
>>92618183
Heh
>>92618068
Spectra.
>>92585819
Girl next to her is 10000/10
>>92618116
How did he get away with that post?
>>92582052
This.
>>92618121
who was it?
>>92585482
>>92560191
>>92584666
What does this mean
>>92598111
get out of my cartoons thread roastie REEEE
>>92623703
What... exactly is this?
Barney.. like... the dinosaur, right?
That shit still airs?
>>92600208
did genndy do acid or this just legit how weird his dreams were?
>>92580457
>tooth gap
nice
>>92624617
maybe both, considering how weird that episode was, I am not surprised.
>>92616857
>its a normie thing you wouldnt understand
you need to leave
>>92593878
s-stop
>>92580499
no she's just in a different reality
>>92624076
It's like a license to print money with preschoolers.
>>92587469
You mean the font all closed captions on cable are in
>>92624076
It's supposed to be getting a reboot/revival this year, but I haven't really seen anything come of it since the announcement back in 2015.
>>92617899
Just as a MILF/years after genderswap
>>92580457
Reminds me of my ex. Including the tooth gap.
>>92580457
pls let there be more lewds of her
>>92583473
>not rule 63 Jack
dude, come on.
>>92584518
Underrated.
>>92584563
>>92584781
>>92586226
thought i was the only one that noticed that
That one rave chick with the Yotsuba hairdo
>>92580457
>>92582052
Yup. Her name is Narc BTW.
>>92585154
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, CARLOS!
>>92597247
Dat Bustle.
>>92580457
Will she ever have a name?
I hear this is where 4chan dumps all the dead waifus.
So don't mind me, just adding this recent victim to the corpse pile.
>>92630687
Who else /crush/ here? Headcrush is my favorite.
>>92599065
Source please?
>>92583366
Scotsman mentioned her when telling Jack about his children.