>yfw Shad is drawing this semen demon next

>>92574337
>Shadman
*Walks out*

>shadman

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>>92574337

Where's the fucking gun emoji when you need it>

One thread wasn't enough for you, huh?

>>92574337
>just a head and limbs
>needs clothes

SOMEONE POST THE IMAGE PLEASE

>>92575010
Fuck off with this forced meme.

>>92574337
A head with legs?!?!?!
You lot WILL fap to anything, won't you??

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SOMEONE FUCKING POST IT

>>92575186
>forced meme
Shad please

>>92575010
this

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>>92575314
>more

>>92574337
He needs to go to prison lol

>>92575314
Bumping for this. Anyone got the images, please please I need them.

>>92575444
Bump. Please, someone help.

>>92575584
Bump. Asking for a friend.

>>92575584
I doubt you're going to get it, I'm not sure anybody here actually funds his patreon. If you really want it just fork over the dollar

>>92575444
ill check yiff.party later if hes even on it

>>92575637
underageb&

>>92575675
I remember underage ban being proficiently quick back in the day, what changed?

>>92575620
Not even science or reasons?

what's cheapier?

Emoji movie of Despicable me 3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqJrbXTjJ-k

>>92575637
MODS

>>92575933
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that despicable me 3 is gonna be higher quality, it's an already established series that has a ton of money from the popularity of the minions. Although this is my first time seeing these trailers and the plot of this third movie seems dumb as fuck. While the emoji movie just seems like they're trying to make a quick buck from a current trend.

>>92576075
what i didnt like about the DM3 is the girls DIDN'T AGE AT ALL.

"hey kid's remember the first movie?!"

Are all Shad's fan underage?

>>92576187
No, but most of the characters he draws are. HEYOOOO

>>92574337
Alright, I'll bite the bullet. Who is Shadman?

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>>92574337
>implying yellow Chloe price is hotter than the tired mom character
WRONG

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>>92574337
>fapping to a character from emoji movie
>giving a fuck about shadfag

The Emoji Movie's existence actually depresses me. It's the most cynical concept for a kid's movie we've seen in years, at least based on the trailers. It's not made with any love or desire to tell a story. It's literally "Kids these days like emojis, right?" The Movie.

The Emoji Movie is guaranteed to be a ripoff of Wreck-It-Ralph, The Lego Movie, Inside Out, or all of the above. Oh, the main character is a Meh emoji but deep down he wants to show that he has other emotions? The girl is literally just Wyldstyle as an emoji?

I mean, fuck, they're not even trying.

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Reminder that Shadman thinks someone will pay him $400 a month.

No one has bitten yet.

>>92576369

WyldStyle was a pstody of these hip girls.

this emoji is straight up copy of that trope

>>92576415
*parody

>>92576369
It looks more like a ripoff of Bee Movie

>>92576324
>Chloe price
I hope she doesn't appear in the sequel

So if the face emojis eat the food emojis does that make them cannibals?

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>>92576474

>Our FIRST Movie

>>92576506
you're missing the reference anon

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>>92574337
as long he stays the hell away from pic related I'm good

Has anyone else here just cringed at the thought of people watching this in theaters? Like I'm never going to see it and yet I still just feel embarrassment preemptively.

>>92576555
Why would he wanna touch your Deviant-Art OC?

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>>92576567

>>92576566
I just feel bad for all the parents that have to take their screaming kids to this dumpster fire of a movie. I'm so glad I don't have kids yet with my wife because I dodged a fucking bullet with this one.

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>"semen demon"
>literally a basic human face with stick arms and legs

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>>92574337
Here. Fap to this instead.

>>92576387
>$400 for a simple pinup

Anyone who pays Shadman this should be fucking shot.

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>>92576601
>my wife

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gashi-gashi > shadman

>>92574337
>shadman
>semen demon

thats not a semen demon, and that shadman is drawing her is awful, heck that he is even drawing is awful

>>92574538
Girls can't be naked in children's media, regardless of how non-sexual their figures are. Just look at Sonic. The except for Sally, all other female characters wear clothes despite canonically being just as flat as a featureless like the male characters.

>>92576777
most icecream vans are better than shadtoddler

>>92576566
When I was watching a movie with my brother in the theaters, I felt embarrassed when the emoji movie teaser showed up, I kind of sank into my seat. I can't imagine sitting through 90 minutes of that shit without cringing out of my existence

Stop hating on Shad you jealous fucks.

>yfw Sony are so desperate they actually commissioned Shad to draw Emoji Movie porn to try and generate interest

>>92577562

they were desperate enough to make an Emoji movie.

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>>92577562
>>92577616

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>>92578843

Tried my best at fixing it.

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>>92578889
Saved and thank you!

>>92578843
>>92578889
Where are these posters from? Is this someone's room?

>>92576387
That's just good psychology. By putting an extremely high and ridiculous price in there the other prices seem more reasonable. It's called anchoring and smart businesses do it all the time.

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>>92578937

Some contrarian decided to show /co/ the error of their ways and posted photographs of a room covered from bottom to top in framed prints of Shad's artworks.

Link to archive:

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/92395985/#q92402271

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>>92579068
That must have cost like, hundreds of dollars AND you could never invite a girl into your room.

>>92579180
>you could never invite a girl into your room.
Of course you can't. It's a wall full of porns by Shad.

>>92579068
>the frames aren't even level
>not removing the smoke detector to hang another frame

>>92578937
>He said, fear gripping his heart.

>>92579262
>removing smoke detector
That's just asking for a fire emergency.

>>92579180
That's a kidnappers den if I ever saw one.

>>92579262
God forbid, those ''masterpieces'' would perish in a fire.

>>92579442
That room burning down with all the Shadman posters, fire is the least problem it has.

>>92579442
Exactly

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>>92579068
I am literally crying laughing

>>92579442
Who puts a smoke detector on a wall anyway? I've only ever seen them on ceilings.

>>92579068
I refuse to believe that wasn't just Shad himself fishing for (You)s.

The alternative is to horrible to contemplate.

>>92579501
>>92579542
>the fire refuses to consume them

>>92579751
Wait what? People put smoke alarms on their ceilings?

>>92579795
You know Shad makes threads for himself on /aco/ and /v/ right?

>>92579803
I like in the UK and have literally never seen one anywhere but on a ceiling until that picture. Also on The Sims, I guess.

>>92579803
>Wait what? People put smoke alarms on their ceilings?
Literally and I mean literally not figuratively every single smoke alarm in the US is placed on the ceiling.

>>92579816
I have absolutely no doubt shad lurks 4chan. It would be neat if he got a trip and poked in every once in awhile just to generate 50 (You)s with reactions of disgust.

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>>92579068
What the fuck!?
Why the fuck!?
Who the fuck!?
Where the fuck!?

I have so many questions!!!

>>92579839
Weird, 'murican here and I've never seen one on a ceiling before.

>>92579856
You must live in some parallel reality, no building I have ever entered has had one placed on the ceiling, only ever on the wall like in that picture. Hell, mine's on my wall right now with another at the other end of the house on another wall.
You're not talking about the sprinkler systems right? Because those are always ceiling-based.

>>92579442
That's a good thing, have you seen that room?

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>>92579917
What are you talking about? Do you live in some anti-american commie reservation like california? Smoke detectors are always on the ceiling. They are on the ceiling in all the houses and hotels. I've flown and stayed in hotels in over 20 states and every single one had them on the ceiling.

>>92579976
Nah m8 I'm in the midwest, literally every smoke alarm I've seen has been placed on a wall. I've been south and west but never noticed any deviation from the trend.
It's called a bounce-house

I have seen them on both walls and ceilings. Is this really something to get worked up over?

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>>92580023
Are we experiencing a mandella effect and communicating through a constant medium like 4chan?

>>92580072
>parallel realities shitpost together on /co/
Would explain a lot actually

>>92579839
>>92580072
What if a whole generation of people played The Sims (where smoke alarms were restricted to going on walls because you couldn't see the ceilings) and then thought that was where they were supposed to go so started installing them there?

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>>92579068
>not a single bulge in sight

>>92579180
Maybe they're gay. But that's an oxymoron.

>>92580171
Extremely plausible, but wouldn't explain older people placing their smoke alarms on walls. My grandpa for example replaced his a few years ago and they were installed where they'd always gone, a spot on the wall near the ceiling.

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>this thread just got heavy as fuck

>>92579262
>not removing the smoke detector to hang another frame
Fucking things are battery operated. It could EASILY be moved to another spot

>>92580363
You're lucky, mine are attached to the whole house's electrical grid. If it goes off, you have to push the buttons in a certain sequence for it to stop.

>Accidently burn dinner
>The damn thing won't stop the alarm until you clear the whole house of smoke
>Still goes off if it gets a whiff on smoke anyways.

>>92580414
That's fucking hot. I'm hype as fuck for this image.

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>>92580363
Maybe he doesn't want to go around putting extra holes in the wall?
>mfw he has that Shad-shrine in an apartment

>>92580023
Midwestfag here, all my smoke detectors are on the ceiling. It's just coincidence mate.

>>92579442
desu I'd rather burn to death than to have the firemen find me surrounded by Shadman smut

>>92580414
POST IT AGAIN FUCK I MISSED IT

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>>92580716
>he doesn't use an extension

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>>92579068
>yfw in the far future most of the net is long gone or inaccessible and future civilizations find these posters and display them in museums as examples of art from the 21st century

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>yfw someone buys this

https://sharkrobot.com/products/team-skull-grunts-futa-version

>>92576641
MODDSSSSSSSS!!!!

>>92580864
>only 10 bucks

Given Shad's ego, I honestly expected more. Granted it's still Shad, so spending a hundred dollars to adorn your wall is still a waste.

>>92580961
It goes up to $40, the point is what kind of loser would want dickgirls hanging off their wall? You could never invite anyone over.

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>>92580689
>sitting on curb outside your smoldering home
>blanket around your shoulders, phone in hand as you try to figure out where you're going to sleep tonight
>several fireman standing off to the side murmuring to one another and glancing your way now and then
>one emerges from the group with an armload of objects
>"we managed to save some of your....art"
>he hands you your stack of framed Shadman art

>>92581061
This is the first green text that made me LOL.

>>92580995
You could always spin it that it's some bizarre surrealist take on gender roles or some other bullshit like that. Few people would believe you, but you could!

>>92575010
We need more of those pictures

>>92580023
You are straight-up bullshitting. Smoke detectors are always on the ceiling. You should feel ashamed for being such a terrible bullshitter.

>>92581061
The pics in that room are mild as fuck though.
I wouldn't be more embarrassed if someone found anime posters or 3D women in lingerie than those pictures of oversized women.

Now if it were the Hillary or loli stuff, well, that's another story...

>>92581061
>landlord has keys to your place
>needs to check out your place being they are fixing the buildings heating
>landlord and repairmen work into your room

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>>92575010
>>92581164

>>92581329
Thanks

>>92580995
>You could never invite anyone over
This place really is infested with your kind now, isn't it?

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>>92581169
Say that to my wall, faggot

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>>92574337
She looks like WyldStyle from the Lego Movie.

>>92581406
I don't get what you're implying here.

>>92581469
>that face
Uhhh...

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>not having smoke detectors on walls

Next you're gonna tell me you don't have doorguns.

>>92581511
Well it is an autstic face

>>92581469
Respec Bishop you cuck

>Shadman is so autistic he is drawing porn of emojis

>>92583018
He's an amazing artist and can make anything look good.

>that time Shad went down because of fucking Roblox

>>92574337
Only shadman has the courage to stepup to the plate and draw challenging things no one else will take.

>>92576387
>(no OCs)
Why does shadman hate money?

>>92583571
That was a joke you know that right? It was because he drew porn of the girl from Logan.

>>92580023
There's two in my house. One of them is on the wall and the other is on the ceiling. It just depends on the person

>>92576387
Actually someone WAS paying him that. They must have freed up the slot.

>>92580961
I think it's insulting enough that he's even putting up prints of it for sale.

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>>92583018
>tfw I stayed up one night drawing porn of the emoji mom
>"haha this is funny, and it's only ironic"
>had a sex dream that night involving the mom
>now I have an unironic crush on her
>I'm more autistic than shadman
fucking shoot me

>>92583617
This is a shred of dignity for him, like a fig leaf for Adam.

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>>92576567
You fucking madman

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>>92585501

>>92574337
Why do people keep creating these shitty hipster goth tech nerd gurl characters?

>>92585501
For 500$ just to draw, no dignity is too great

>>92584942
That person must have hung themselves then out of shame. Anyone that gives him $400 a month, Im not joking should kill themselves.

>>92581503
n*rmies

>>92579068
This photo makes me feel slightly better about myself.

I sincerely hope that pic is just an elaborate ruse someone with lotsa time and a printer pulled. It is a ruse, right, r-right?

>>92585773
I think it's a one time $400 commission. I can't even imagine a soul tormented enough to pay $400 a month for constant Shad commissions.

>>92585887
Wrong, this is a $400 per month payment. ITt's Patreon so you pay him $400 at the start of every month.

>>92585918
Wew.

>>92586027
Hence why I said, anyone giving him this much should noose themselves.

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>>92578889
Perfect.

>>92579068
wow
that is really not good

>>92575186
Forced meme or not, Shadman is shit

>>92586306
Look at his Patreon and all who support him. I beg to differ.

>>92586333
Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good.

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>>92586306
I like his art because it is bad if that makes sense. Sometimes to just want to throw back some skunky ass natural ice beer and go with it. Sometimes you just need to beat your dick to some terrible shad porn.

>>92586510
Is this a reference to the Bill Nye cartoon?

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Shad needs to do more Raven or /co/ girls. He's been doing too many memes lately.

He also needs to draw more dickgirls.

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>>92579068
Like one is alright I guess
but this is a bit too much

>>92586759
Yes. Where the other flavors disrespected vanillas ideals and then raped him.

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>>92587297
>Like one is alright I guess

I own like 10 Shad posters. That's not too bad is it?

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>>92587721

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>>92574337
>Shadman

>>92580764
The internet is eternal, fool. Everything we ever do will be recorded for future generations.

>>92585249
Green text the dream anon.

When is Shadman going to post it? MY DICK IS SO READY.

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>>92588005
Didn't he actually do this? I kind of remember people getting pissed at him for doing something with keemstar but i can't quite remember

>>92588005
He didnt do it

>>92589123
No

>>92576387
No way he's asking for that much.

>>92575186
T.shad

>>92580716
You could just check desuarchive
but I'll spoonfeed you. https://imger.co/i/2Glu

>>92576567
I knew I've seen that style before.
I wonder how DA is doing these days?

>>92589454
Oh ok, then I must be remembering wrong.

>>92583018
He made two pieces of his own mom, and showed them to her.

>>92589881
And his mom is an emoji. It didn't go over well.

>>92589741
Whelp. Time to jerk off.

>>92576369
The concept for Lego Movie is just as bad. It was "Hey Manchildren Remember Legos?": The Movie

>>92576387
Should I do this? Is Shadman's art worth $400 a month for a pinup?

>>92590027
At least nostalgia is a real, marketable thing. Who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to?

>>92590146
Do it and ask him to fulfill the Keemstar's daughter challenge.

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>>92576777
truth

>yfw Shad made you become a big fan of The Incredibles from his porn

>>92590027
no

commission a better artist or save your cash

>>92590479
Shad is one of the best artists there is.

>>92589881
>showed them to her
WHAT. how do you know that? I always knew that he drew porn of her but I had no idea that he showed them to her. Got any proof?

>>92589765
No, you remember right.
The angry mob was so big that he backed out of doing it. It takes a lot to get Shad "ON MOTHER'S DAY!" man to back out of something.

>>92590027
Except that was a toy that was universally loved and is still loved. Emojis are just little faces on your phone. Will kids actually have nostalgia for something that insignificant?

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Just Chloe's luck—after insisting NO EMOJI she is actually reincarnated as one, poor thing

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>go to his website to see what changed
>some code lyoko smut that's actually not bad compared to his usual shit
>tfw he didn't even draw that
>tfw click next pictures and he still draws the same shit in the same shit style

>>92590027
Stop comparing this sack of crap to the lego movie. The lego movie had good writers working on it.

>>92588554
no thanks, I think I've humiliated myself enough

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>>92574337

STOP FUCKING HATING ON SHAD FOR NO REASON YOU JEALOUS FUCKS

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>>92589881
>showed them to her

Bump for Shad

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>>92596835

>>92596835
>>92596887
i like it

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>>92596835
>>92596887
>search google for this image

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>>92596835
>>92596887
>that fucking stereoscopic effect

>>92592479
Chloe is forever JUST

>>92596835
>>92596887
It's official, after seeing these I'm gonna donate to his Patreon. His art is simply amazing.

>>92586510
Where can I get more of these Vanilla images?

>>92598032
>gross looking butthole
I knew it

>>92575262
I have never experienced affection so I feel my emotional void with strange porn
I have masturbated to a mail box with anime eyes, it's pretty safe to say I would masturbate to anything

>>92596835
>>92596887
>completely change the body type
>still calls it the same character

I also love how even when he completely overhauls the design the elbows still look awkward as fuck.

When will shädbase draw shädbase?
because he has a cute boy body