Injustice year 4 Storytime

>>92532760
We still need to make that bottom panel a 4chan banner

>>92532774
Harley has

>helped the Joker operate on Lois Lane to link her heartbeat to the trigger of a nuke in Metropolis. She has, as of Year 4, shown no remorse for this.
>upon finding out Lois was pregnant, her only reaction was "Why can't we keep the submarine?" in spite of her sob story about her child later. She also shows no sympathy for Superman losing his kid.
>killed at least two cops upon breaking out of Arkham following Joker's death.
>opened all of the cells in Arkham Asylum when Superman showed up with the express desire of causing the death of some heroes. This leads to the death of Dick Grayson.
>electro-tortured the Flash for fun while he was incapacitated.
>knocked out, kidnapped, bound, and gagged a 12-year-old boy in a private location.

And her only motivation during all of this is revenge for muh Joker. Good lord, does Batman not have one other person he could keep around instead of her?

>>92532788
>gets to watch the wannabe god get fucked up
>gets to watch Zeus' illegitimate child get fucked up
>if the fighting between them stops, she gets to kill the woman involved with Zeus's infidelity

Hera's getting off on this, isn't she?

I love that writers like to push that Superman and Wonder Woman are like equals, but every time it gets down to show this in a technical way Superman fucks Wonder Woman shit up something fierce. Equals my shit.

>>92532939
>>92532952
You know, in hindsight, this is Batman's fault. He has two 'heroes' fighting to the death because of his petty schemes. And surely he must have known things would turn out this way.

Come to think of it, Superman's worst moments typically are the result of Batman's insurgency poking at them.

The explanations for Superman momentarily losing the fight was pretty dumb.

>ever since Lois died Superman has lost his fear
>it was his fear that made him a strong and better fighter
>without fear he doesn't care about shit anymore and thus cannot tap into his hero force to pull out hidden strength

>>92532766
>NGHHH
>Not Naargh
A disappointing start.

>>92533014

>And surely he must have known things would turn out this way.

He couldn't. Come on. How would he know that Hippolyta would strike a deal with fucking Hera, of all people, in order to wake Wonder Woman from her magical slumber? He didn't even knew she was Zeus' bastard daughter. So how would he know that Hera would have reasons to get revenge on Wonder Woman for that?

>>92533061
I don't know why, but seeing Wonder Woman beat the fuck out of Superman is pretty hot.

What's wrong with me?

>>92533118

You probably was raised by a strict mother.

>>92533095
I mean more that Superman and Wonder Woman would fight each other relentlessness, to the death if necessary. He intentionally chose Wonder Woman to fight against Superman, remember?

>>92533143

He probably thought it wouldn't come to that. It was Wonder Woman, after all, that asked a fight to the death so Superman could kill whoever opposed him. He probably thought that by choosing Wonder Woman, Superman and Wonder Woman wouldn't want to fight each other, forcing Superman to give up his claim to Earth.

>>92533139
I was actually.

>>92533185
>>92533196
>>92533208
Is Bruce autistic?

>>92533229
How long do those pills last?

>Superman doesn't immediately turn around and heat vision her head off

Just fuck my life up.

>>92533233
Bruce 'No Fun Allowed' Wayne.

>>92533229
Kick her ass, Barry. Remember when at Batman let her torture you.

>>92533233

Are you really asking that question?

>>92533239
>>92533246
>Damian exists in this comic purely to get his ass kicked

>>92533258
>>92533268
Is Hermes faster than Flash?

>>92533309
Hey, all it's missing is Solomon and the Shazam bestoyers will be all here.

>>92533309
>Eros

What is he going to do? Fuck everyone into submission?

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you guys are woke as fuck today

Does anyone else find it fucked up how Wonder Woman decided to turn back on her patron gods for Superman? All Zeus want is for Superman to step down and hand him his rule on Earth, but she'd rather go against her father and principal god for the KBC.

Then later on Superman allies himself with Poisedon threatening to drown the amazons and demigods in Themyscera if Zeus don't step down and what Wonder Woman do? She's chocked, of course, but after seeing her sisters almost drowning she runs right back to Superman.

Hell, in the game she invades Themyscera to subjugate the amazons, so whatever.

>>92533345

He could make everyone horny and attempt to fuck each other. This could actually resolve all problems. If Superman and Batman would just fuck their issues maybe there'd be peace.

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>>92533455
the dick she lusts for but hasn't gotten

>>92533455
>your homeland and the values of people you've spent your entire life among
>being cucked out of getting Supercock by Lois

Wonder Whore is a masochist.

>>92533488
This is still pretty fucked up. Though, in hindsight, this is probably something Batman planned rather than something that Harley did spur of the moment.

>>92533344
All Superman needs is Jesus to beat them up.

>>92533541
>Superman acts like this
>no one saw his supervillain tendencies coming

>>92533541
That was quite lunatic of you, Clark.

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>>92533532
Harley wanted the gucci boy dick

>>92533532

Stop trying to blame everything on Batman, dude.

>>92533447
>>92533457
>>92533468
>>92533478
Raven a cute. A CUTE!

>>92533575
It was Batman's idea to get as many of the Regime members of the the fight as they could in Year 3. It's possible he didn't want Billy to get caught up in the upcoming fight.

Or Harley could just be out of her mind and grabbed him because she wants the Shazcock. I don't know. Either seems reasonable.

>>92533595

>Or Harley could just be out of her mind and grabbed him because she wants the Shazcock.

That's it.

So why was Wonder Woman fighting Superman?

I've only ever serene her constantly suckin his dick. Standing up to him is weird looking.

>>92533610
>Joker
>Green Arrow (already in a relationship)
>Shazam (a 12-year-old)

I don't understand her taste in men.

>>92533627
Batman and Ares set up a situation where they chose Wonder Woman as the champion of their side to fight against Superman since they were 'allied' with the amazons.

Neither wanted to fight, but Hera was all "Do it, faggots."

>>92533309
OH BOY, THE SAINT SEIYA FAGS ARE HERE

>>92533722
Hercules looks kinda like a buff Aquaman.

>Bruce was willing to let Zeus kill Clark, Barry, and Hal
>Bruce was willing to let somebody kill someone else because that person posed a danger to the world.

Geez.

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>>92533738
mirin those gains
>1 handed lifting a woman from her waist

>>92533758
Speaking of Aquaman did he kick Poseidon's ass already?

>>92533738
His arm is bigger than her body.

>>92533770

What's he going to do? Throw a batarang at Herakles?

>>92533770
Jesus, Bruce is fucking retarded in this universe

>>92533783
Aquaman's been hiding underwater ever since Superman threw his country in the desert.

>>92533808
Anon, think about this for a minute.
The Greek pantheon is almost universally depicted as petty, malicious, and insane. And Batman still chose to ally himself with them.

>>92533621
That's not how free will works. Did Zeus really expect that to work?

Okay, real talk for a second-
Is EVERYONE in this universe a complete and total asshole?

Is there a single person or entity that isn't completely shit?

>>92533865

He didn't ally with them, he just riping the benefits of their actions.

>>92533883
Alfred and Billy?

>>92533883
Swamp Thing? He just wants plants and shit, unless I missed something.

>>92533883
Lex Luthor, Guy Gardner comes to my mind. Or else, most of the dead that didn't deserve death.

Did we already pass the flashback issue where we learn that Zeus let the gods of the Third World die so that his pantheon would live?

>>92533900
I thought he didn't want Superman to win because muh war.

>>92533966
Oh, so it's an acronym. I would probably have known that if I wasn't a fucking casual.

>>92534164
That's OK, Billy doesn't realize Solomon isn't a God.

>>92534054
How many times has Wonder Woman gotten choked today? How does she still have a functioning throat?

And why is Batwoman more upset about Huntress than her dead wife?

>>92533957
The wisdom of Solomon and the brain of a retarded monkey.

>>92534152
>Hercules fucking dies

So does Shazam lose the power of Hercules?

>>92534231
He's emulating the power of Hercules. If Herc were the source, he'd have shut Billy off.

>>92534204
>The More You Know

>>92534237
>Bruce trips and falls onto a rock
>"Dammit, Damian, not again."

>>92534295
That's not what you said in-game.

>>92534295
Damian brings up a very important point.

>>92534319
Batman was trying to be nice here. Damien knew it was bullshit since he knows it was his fault too.

>>92534344
So Shazam is stronger than the gods short of Zeus?

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with all the shit going on
where the fuck are the Red Lanterns
they love wars
where the hell is Booster Gold?

>>92534358
Damien gets so many chances in Injustice to not be a fuck up and he always chooses to get a concussion instead.

>>92534381
Hello new reaction image.

>>92534390
>Short of Zeus
Actually he has the power of Zeus. That's the "Z" after all. The Wizard loaded him up.

>>92534054
>>92534066
>>92534075
I get it, they can't do anything in the comics that would make sense because of the video game, but if you KNOW you can't kill off a certain character, don't keep putting them in situations where they SHOULD be fucking killed.

>>92534188
AND THERE IT IS!

Bruce isn't just a fucking asshole about "Never kill, no matter what" bullshit, he legit believes that dying for something is stupid to.

This is a billionaire asshole who lost his parents when he was a fucking little shit stain, and he NEVER grew up.

>>92534417
>>92534435
That makes sense and yet I didn't think of it. Is that me or has this comic killed my brain in one thread?

>>92534608
>>92534624
Alright, so everybody knows that Billy, a twelve year old, is Shazam here, so why did they never get disgusted with Harley after this?

>>92534666
Of fucking course he doesn't kill her.

>>92534655
Yeah, because THAT is the worst shit Harley has been involved with.
Ok.

>>92534666
Zeus was right.

>>92534682
No, worse shit was nuking Metropolis and operating on Lois to confuse Superman, but she's never getting blamed for that shit because everybody just blames the fact that the Joker abused her or forced her.

But they straight up see that she's being doing things to a kid, which is something Bruce usually doesn't put up with.

>>92534725
Yeah, Bruce is completely the authority on keeping children out of unhealthy adult situations.
Ok.

>>92534761
He's not the authority on anything, but he usually gives a shit when he sees children in trouble.

For fucks sake why is nothing ever Harley's fault?!

>>92534655
Does literally anyone even give a shit about what Harley does anymore? Superman doesn't even give enough of a fuck to kill her.

>>92534666
>Harley survives this

>>92534785
>"Your religions suck. Pay tribute to Zeus. Especially if you're single, under thirty, and over a B-Cup."

Powerful stuff.

>>92533273
...and lo, it was good.

>>92534798
>"I propose we vote on a formal declaration of war."

Why are these people so retarded? You tried this against Superman and it didn't work.

>>92534879
"If Allah or Jehovah or Shiva have a problem with it, they can show up any time and we'll fite."

Honestly, the Pope would shit himself.

>>92534844
>Vatican denounces Zeus

(Insert Lex Luthor kek reaction image.)

>>92533763
A TRUE ALPHA

>>92533774
>>92533787
>>92533802
Hercules is a fucking beast

>>92534037
six gods>demigod

>>92534117
>time for murderman

>>92535091
>"You think this is what I wanted?"

Yes, you just didn't want to accept the consequences of it all. Clark has been your go to for big ass threats for so long you forgot what happens when actual fucking threats show up.

>>92534152
now you're in real trouble Clark

>>92534916
>unspeakable evil

Aku?

>>92535073
It's hard to take Supes's wannabe cock sleeve's words seriously.

>>92535250
If only they all stayed there.

>>92535091
Wonder Woman is pretty cute on the right.

>>92535101
To be honest, she kind of has a point. And Bruce might not have called for it, but he certainly volunteered Wonder Woman with a smirk.

>>92534666
Satan supports this.

>>92535261
>Zeus sends Harley and Billy to Hell for /ss/

kek

>>92535434
>>92535454
...Bruce, the Oceans are fucking huge, and even if they covered that island to the fucking highest tip of the tallest mountain on it, the sea life would STILL be fine.
>>92535417
>>92535468
>WAHHHHH! CLARK YOU CAN'T TEAM UP WITH THE GODS! ONLY BRUCE CAN DO THAT! WAHHHH!

>Superman threatens to drown all the amazons
>Wonder Bitch still support him
>before she was calling Batman out on the depths he fell to win

>>92535468
>mad at batman for making her fight superman
>mad at superman for bringing poseidon into the fight

Is Diana incapable of picking a side?

>>92535506
The only thing Diana loves aside from Superman's dick is her mother.

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>>92535506
delete your image

So why Wonder Woman forgave Superman for allying himself with Poseidon and attempting to drown her sisters?

>>92535646
>bitch slaps her with a trident

She should probably be missing an eye after that.