How does he even walk with such stubby legs?

How do you walk with your legs?

>>92533596
Well my legs aren't just feet.

>>92531945
You know he doesn't. Calvin just carries him around.

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>>92533752
You shut your ass. How would a six year old know all these words?

>>92533911
he watches a lot of tv, nobody ever said the words were spelled right

>>92533911
Calvin knows a shitton of words.

If we take the comics at face value, the kid is legitimately a prodigy, he just doesn't apply it and nobody recognizes it.

>>92531945
He shuffles really fast, it's hilarious

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>>92534356
Who fired the dart at him? There's no physical way he could have fired it directly into his own forehead while at the same time hitting Hobbes.

>>92534616
calvin has 2 hands dumbass

>>92534616
>>92535856

Or the entire thing took place in his imagination

In any case it's just there for Bill to make a statement about Cold War tensions

>>92534616
>it's a calvin and hobbes adopt a policy of detente and decide to raid the cookie jar instead episode

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>>92535856
How is Hobbes eating a sandwich and talking when Calvin is nowhere near him?

>>92533911
It's clearly not real, you can't spell "ucleoplasm" with 8 tiles. You do not know the rules of scrabble and should be sufficiently ashamed of yourself.

>>92536028
*7 tiles. I am ashamed of my words and deeds.

How dare you question a war veteran

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>>92536194
I think you cry more than the guy I killed to get this helmet.

>>92534616
>actually being this autistic
FUCK OFF. It's a comic strip. You're not supposed the analysis the logic of Hobbes doing things, you just lightly speculate at most if at all and enjoy the fucking thing

>>92536606
Wrong. This is art, not a commercial comic strip. The author has stated as much, therefore it must be critiqued to its fullest extent.

Oh wait, it's shit. I guess maybe Watterson should have taken the licencing deal instead of being a pretentious twat.

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>>92536637
Flanders BTFO!

>>92535980
Calvin is picturing in his head that that is what's going on. He puts Hobbes in the trap himself for the sake of the game

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>>92537159
Pure speculation.

>>92536704
I'm just glad Bill Watterson got the part in Stranger Things.

>>92531945
https://youtu.be/COA_vgQjR6s

>>92536637
Are you saying that art has to be completely realistic and can't be set in the imagination of someone?

>>92536704
I love how Watterson drew Dad has himself minus the moustache.