Captain Caliph

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>>92523367
>What's his origin story?
ALLAH
>Who are his villains?
HU
>What sort of adventures does he have?
ACKBAR

>>92523367
The Black Widow of this guy would dress in full Burka mode. The Red Skull would be a Jew. And his adventures would have a lot of sand. Sand every fucking where. Also sand.

>>92523478
why wouldn't Red Skull just be a different sect?

>>92523478
Red Skull would be a Crusader not a Jew.

Barron Zemo would be a Jew.

He'd be from the Ottoman Empire as that was the last acknowledged Caliphate, but while Captain Caliph is frozen in inc the Ottoman Empire falls.

He'd still to European, but a convert to Islam (think janissaries) but fully on board with the idea of Islam. He view Al Queda with contempt, as he'd be above Suicide Bombers as it's Allah who decides if you're to be a martyr not the man.

>>92523478
I don't like sand, it's coarse, dry, and it gets everywhere

>>92525642
>janissaries
so he'd have no balls? gotcha

>>92527391
>janissaries
>so he'd have no balls? gotcha

what

>>92525642
>Red Skull would be a Crusader not a Jew.
So I'm assuming Captain Caliph and him fought during the Middle Ages, but then were stuck in sand and awaken again during the modern age?

>>92523367
Man, remember when Captain Caliph got disillusioned and became The Kurd, Man Without A Country? Or when he was a werewolf sometimes and couldn't help himself from eating during Ramadan?

I miss PLO Agent though, he was a weird little sidenote.

>>92527537
>That time Red Skull used a cosmic cube to convince Captain Caliph he was a member of the Teutonic Order

>>92527391
the janissaries weren't harem guards anon

>>92523478
>>92525642
>>92527524
The Red Skull would be completely unchanged. He's a racist Nazi for fucks sake, he hates Muslims.
Do I need to post that page that triggered /pol/ so much?

>>92523367

does this stand for France?

>>92523367
>Who are his villains
The Red Jew
Baron Zion
JIDF'o Lantern

>>92527800
harem guards had balls too. they just guarded the specific places where they cant see women in harems inside

>>92527426
Isn't he Persian? They not Arabs

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>>92523478
>The Black Widow of this guy would dress in full Burka mode
Dare I say she would be a Burka Avenger?

>>92529476
Ugh

>>92529476
Is she supposed to have massive tits?

>>92523367
Hail Trump

>>92529476
>Didn't just portmanteau into Burkavenger

This is why we can't let them win.

>>92523367
HAIL HARAM.

>>92528283
His name is motherfucking Abdul, but
>only arabs can be muslims

>>92523478
I don't like sand.

>>92529502
>>92529534
>would create a Secret Empire to bring capitalism to the Middle East

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It would be something like this.

>>92527391
Janissaries were not eunuchs.

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>>92523367
He is actually steve rogers.

But big twist:

He was working for isis all this time!

>>92523478
>>92525355
Red Skull would definitely be a Muslim of some kind too. White America and Germany are basically two expressions of secular white ideals and have much more in common than muslims and Jews.

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>>92527933
>Implying Arabs don't like Nazis.

>>92527933
The enemy of the Muslim is the Jew, how blind are you? They consider Jews to be the scum of the fucking earth.

>>92525355
>>92530248
Good point.

>>92527567
>Deus Vult

>>92528212
Literally Cross Bones. A guy with a buncha christian iconography.

Baath-roc the Leper

>>92531215
Oh, sure, right now, but that's mostly because they're arguing over holy sites. Seventy years ago Muslims barely gave a shit about Jews, and were mostly okay with letting them live in the area.

There's literally no reason why the Red Skull, a Nazi, cannot continue to be a Nazi in this circumstance.

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>>92523367
Golden Age Captain Caliph was an average street kid from an unknown Mediterranean city, who against the Axis fighting in the desert. 1940-1943)
He got his codename thru an translation error.
He vanished 1948.

He was succeeded by an impostor Captain Caliph who helped to place all the regions dictators in place, siphoning funds and tech from the US and the Soviet.
He was the Kingsmaker. Well respected but corrupt.

Then came Ultimate Captain Caliph during any Iraq war, who was actually several crazy clones of the impostor.

And since 2011 we have Rebirth Captain Caliph, who fights for truth and justice, inspired by the Arab spring. He thinks he is the original. But he gets angsty and emo everytime he runs into another evil Captain Caliph clone.

The first Captain Caliph chills actually in a cave near Iskenderun, Turkey.

>>92528212
May Allah forgive me for saying the word, Albaniacop

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Captain Caliph, and his trusty sidekick ABU HAJAAR!

>>92530248
>Red Skull would definitely be a Muslim of some kind too.
Shiite? Like he was flaying himself with knives one day and went too far?
You now realise that Iran has IRL flagellants.

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>>92527933
>He's a racist Nazi for fucks sake, he hates Muslims.

Only the internet nu-nazis hate muslims. Real life Nazis ranged from indifferent to positive towards Muslims.