Secrets thread

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When I was like 5, I thought Wolverine's name was X-man.

>>92520727
I thought Cyclops was X-Man.

>>92520727
>>92521069
Not really secrets, more like childhood mistakes

>>92520623
Dude, that movie was fucking terrifying as a kid, you're not alone. They actually did really well making this into a horror movie for children.

>>92521110
One of them few times Scooby Doo was legitimately scary

it took me ages to fully 'get' that Marvel stuff all happens in the same universe. I'd never read the comics and most of my exposure was to self-contained cartoons and movies. Seeing Black Widow, Wolverine, Nick Fury etc and them all talking about Tony Stark and the Fantastic Four in Web of Shadows was really really jarring. It felt like one of those gratuitous crossover fanfics

>>92521192
Understandable

>>92521273
That is pretty embarrassing anon, was it the..
HYPER REALISTIC EYES?

>>92520623
>>sing "here comes a thought" to myself when I'm feeling anxious
Either a girl or very young

Scenes in cartoons where characters put on gas masks used to make me lose my appetite the whole day or so, even if it was a girl. I was kind of mad at Space Jam for two scenes for a while before the effect dulled out.

>>92521384
Why, how are gas masks and your appetite related?

>>92520623
It's OK anon, I'm afraid of sleeping with your mom, too.

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>>92521348
>>92521379
That's why I put the embarassing part

>>92521452
It's ok anon, I sing the song too. But that's because I like too.

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I hate balloons.

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I unironically still read and enjoy Sinfest.

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I thought I had gone insane for years because I'd seen the last few times they aired the unedited, offensive cuts of Looney Tunes right as they were being pulled, but before the age of the Internet. Everybody slightly younger than me had no clue what I was talking about, and thought I was taking a racist joke way too far.

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>>92521424
'cause shit looked weird and kind of jarring I guess. Like when I saw Tails in a gas mask on that AoSTH episode with the mind control pollen or Garfield with one, there was a feeling of uneasiness.

Maybe all the hoses or how the characters eyes were either obscured or projected on the goggles or the idea something so silly looking was the line between that and whatever said mask was protecting them from.

These days one probably wouldn't know it,
but fuck I felt like Chucky on the Greenhouse episode of Rugrats, only I didn't get over it in a day or whatever the timespan of the episode was from problem to resolutiion. It took a few years and a little help from the internet to cope with it.

>>92521992
Least you don't cum on floor tiles.

I like edgy shit like belts and pouches that do nothing, undead with exposed muscle/organs, and gratuitous blood.
This didn't go away when I got older, just fetishized.

>>92521615
You unironically have shit taste then, Sinfest has was forgettable at best near the beginning and became one of the worst webcomics on the internet when Tats became a rabid feminist years ago.

>>92520623
I unironically liked BvS despite its numerous flaws

>>92523029
Yes, that's why it's an embarrassing secret.

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Despite being 6', fit, moderately attractive and in a good position for a young age, and with a good social group, I have never had a gf. Thats not the embarrassing part, I have sex pretty regularly.

I instead fantasize heavily and have created an entire world in my head that I play out in when I run or am stressed and alone. I play out a storyline involving ghoul school, school for vampires, and other cartoons and video games while using various pieces of audio and photos. Winnie is my waifu in the scenario. Women are just not interesting to me at this point, and I feel like a maniac.

>>92523152
I'm just wondering, what do you enjoy about it? The art isn't anything noteworthy, the characters are poor caricatures used for little more than shitty political commentary, and the story is basically the wet dream of a feminazi.

>>92520623
I loved that movie because the ghosts were real and worse, they were tourists who had been turned into zombies and were trying to scare them off the island to save them

>>92520623

That movie WAS scary though. Nothing embarrassing about that.

I don't really have any /co/ related embarrassing secrets, other than maybe that I read empowered.

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>>92520623
>>92521110
>>92521154

Fun Fact: If you're not already aware. The plot of the movie was based on an unfinished episode of Swat Kats, The Curse of Kataluna, which was supposed to have a succubus. The whole cat monster thing makes it obvious in hindsight

With that in mind, it's no wonder this was pretty scary for a Scooby movie

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>>92523399
I've kind of been tuning into it at least once a week or so out of habit and I've grown kind of attached to the characters. They're cute and quaint, for the most part. I find most of the jokes pretty inoffensively bland, like a newspaper comic, but occasionally there's a gem or two. I do actually recognize a good deal of fault in the various metaphors and feminism political shit, I just don't think it's worth sperging out about as much as I see people on /co/ doing. And the art may not be eye-poppingly good, but it's still nice. Best thing I can say about the comic is its reliability. It updates every day without fail, and I really appreciate that in a webcomic, especially when I'm waiting on other better comics on hiatuses.

>>92522359
Tile anon?

>>92523677
I guess I can't rag on you too much but it still boggles my mind how anyone can actually read that dreck and enjoy it outside of the sheer quantity. I mean, I used to read it before Tats started inserting his politics and it just felt like an inoffensive newspaper strip and I suppose I read it like you for the regularity of updates despite never really enjoying it. The few years however just feels like Tats went completely up his own ass and you can't really ignore the political shit since he's made it the central theme of the series now.

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>>92524127
Dude, Sinfest has always been political. It's just that it used to be on an opposite side of the spectrum in certain issues. The theme never changed, just moved to the other pole.

>>92524256
Dude, whatever politics that were in the older Sinfest strips were ancillary at best. Hell, the strip you just posted at least has a joke in it, even if it's not very good. The vast majority of modern Sinfest is entirely focused on that kind of stuff and Tats will go multiple strips at a time self-fellating himself about smashing the patriarchy or whatever and manages to be less subtle than a goddamned political cartoon.

>>92521384

Interesting.

one of my least favorite cartoon gags is when characters if forced fed. Like that Looney Tunes cartoon with annoying dog who kept pestering everyone for gravy for his meat, and disney(?) one where a little pig had a nightmare it was strapped to chair and machines kept feeding, and feeding him.

When I was like 11 I set the ballbusting scene from Flushed Away on loop, and...
Well, his moans and expressions just did it for me, man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqajhtzQ40

When I was younger, I used to fantasize about being caught in a spider Web and being molested by my dream oc spider monster girl.

I wish I joking. I was like 9 but for some reason i kept having that dream.

Also I was afraid of the duracell bunny.

>>92520623
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't this movie get its television premier during a marathon and also that weird Blair witch parody?

>>92524487
What was her body structure like?
Like Spider-Man so essentially the same as a human? Human head/torso with spider body and legs? A giant spider that simply speaks english?

>>92524578
If I remember correctly, she had a human body, but multiple appendages and legs.

I guess it just stems from my fear of spiders when I was younger and the fact I was sexually and non sexually bullied alot by other students.

I'm almost 100 % positive this is where my fetish for dom woman and bondage came from. Sometimes the roles were reversed and I was the spider.

>>92523249
I related to this on a very personal level, thank you

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I wish for more porn of Kubo.
Also I made this: https://clyp.it/0bxdzhg4