How did he end up like this?

what a freak

The Phallusians are a noble race.

He bumped into the wizard from Chicken Jack. That guy's quite good at turning people into cocks.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT, JACKY BOY!
THAT GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE A MASSIVE, THROBBING, VEINY, ERECT, SOLID FUCKING COCK.

>>92519915
fantastic form babe

>>92519727

Someone put a curse on him.

The end.

He sold an expired fishing license to a wizard

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
I AKU, SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
BUT A FOOLISH SAILOR WIELDING A MAGIC HELMET STOOD FORTH TO OPPOSE ME!
BEFORE THE FINAL HEADBUTT WAS STRUCK, CAST A WICKED SPELL UPON HIS HEAD, WHICH NOW IS A COCK
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO BREAK THE CURSE AND UNDO THE PENIS THAT IS AKU

Probably called a wizard a Dickhead

>>92519768
His head shrunk. He was always a dick.

>>92519727

if he's sitting somewhere scratching his head, is he thinking or masturbating?

>>92522226
Can we follow this storyline for a while?

>>92519727
a part of me thought he was the cyborg fishman from the dome of doom episode

He was born that way, baby.

>>92519727

I like to imagine that he ran into the same dude who turned Jack into a chicken, or someone like him.

you are what you eat

>>92519727
>He went full benis

>>92519727
>"Oh my god OP, you can't just ask people why their head is a fucking penis!"

>>92519727
Probably went like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbVi1UsNhJ8