What do you think about Vanellope?
>>92514252
I'd wreck it.
Images of Sarah Silverman flit through my subconscious when I see her, so she disgusts me
Would you play Let's Jam: Sugar Rush Edition?
>>92514252
I like her despite not liking Sarah Silverman.
>>92515562
That's a child, dude.
>>92516288
Clearly he means intense physical abuse that leaves her crippled and broken.
>>92514252
>>92515562
>>92516325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfxtWf9KrF
obligatory post
>>92516497
>Not the vocaroo of the femanon imitating Vanellope
I guess it's a lost diamond.
>>92516497
Someone needs to edit the smashing noises to be wet thumbs instead of crunchy.
>>92516561
You've got me curious, let's see that vocaroo anon
She sounds more like a 40-year-old than a little girl.
>>92516497
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jfxtWf9KrF
>this was posted in a place one would in a line with rape thread
god it was fucking hilarious
>>92516733
Like I said, it's lost.
>>92514252
I think I want to play her videogame with a furious passion. It looks like Mario Kart but with gear shifts and sugar rainbows. Sign me the fuck up.
>>92514252
She's alright.
Inferior to pic related, though.
>>92516497
yeah this was when he smashed the machinen so what?
She ruined the movie
" He said duty!!@!111111 xD"
>>92517781
haha, anon said doodie
She's an idiot, a numbskull, a selfish diaper baby, and a stinkbrain.
>>92517420
Without the visuals, the audio is supposed to sound like something else.
>>92518458
>>92520596
You must hang around playgrounds don't you?
I'm glad Slugbox is obsessed with her and continues to draw pictures
>>92515616
this
Vanellope is cute but I'd rather her not be raped senseless by /co/'s fantasies. She is for hug not fug.
Sequel when? Ralph and Vanellope were these great characters and I thought they were making a second one but never heard anything since.
>>92521926
March next year.
>>92521966
That soon? Wow. I'm actually really hyped now. That's one of the best cartoon movies I've seen this decade.
>>92520754
it's a fictional character in a fictional universe of a fictional universe.
>>92518458
Where are her neck and shoulders? Why is someone pouring frosting on a decapitated head?
I think her voice suck
thread's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi4Qe8D-Z2w
>>92522076
Calm your autism. The sequel is called "Ralph Breaks the Internet" and it takes Ralph away from the arcade and into the world of internet memes.
>>92526810
I swear I am not a p-pedomophile!
>>92515616
I have a mental disorder that causes me to be attracted to Sarah Silverman.
>>92526917
How come?
>>92526942
Possibly because she drugged and raped me when I was a baby.
>>92527178
Hot.
Would you wreck it?
I think a lot of things.
>>92514252
Her voice actress is cunt.
>>92523705
Of a pubescent child modeled after an actual child.
>>92526840
He was acting mildly excited.
>>92527480
>modeled after an actual child
No. And the word is PREpubescent.
>>92527542
Sorry anon, I'm a little tipsy. My point still stands. Whether you like it or not, that is supposed to be a young child on the screen.
>>92527572
A young child some would like to fuck. Thanks for clearing that up.
>>92527542
I thought Chibi Dwarf.
>>92527456
Glad my feelings of venellope wasn't uncommon. after I saw the movie I hoped there was several aged up art of her.
>>92527594
And that makes you a pedophile.
>>92527601
They're supposed to be kids. Wasn't it a vintage arcade game anyway? They're probably old enough by now.
>>92527613
Doesn't make her less hot
>>92527611
There is, but most forget the point and ditch the candy theme.
>>92514252
I think I want to cum inside her. Non-sexually, of course.
>>92527783
>There is, but most forget the point and ditch the candy theme.
That is definitely the worst, not to mention they often make them too tall, thin, and realistic looking, figure they'd still be pretty short even as Teens or Adults, not to mention plump and cutesy looking
>>92527868
the fuck does that mean
>>92526840
>my autism
Kek, I guess being interested is autistic now.
>>92529266
purely business like.
>>92529266
Just for fun, not for reproductive reasons.
Would the movie have been better if the ages had been switched?
>>92530216
>twenty year old Vanellope
>>92531511
>They still do the kart wrecking scene
>Audio is adult Vanellope begging little Ralph to stop
Vanellope is for hugs
>>92517362I WANT TO FUG THE BUN
>>92527783
Kuvira?
>>92516288
>>92520754
>>92527613
Here's the question though: can it legitimately be called pedophilia if they're only interested in drawn characters? Especially if those characters are hyperdeformed, voiced by adults and of questionable age (May in fact be ageless).
>>92526917
Do you have a fridge and whining fetish?
>>92527900
>they'd still be pretty short even as Teens or Adults, not to mention plump and cutesy looking
So shortstacks?
>>92530216
It would make you feel better have an young adult candy woman building true friendship with a thug wrecking little boy?
>>92532319
He'd be more like a rough urchin than a thug.
It would add a layer of poignancy if Vanollope was the first adult to not shun him in light of the Nicelander adults treating him like a pariah as his life.
>>92532206
>So shortstacks?
Basically, at least for the girls*, the guys would be more like beardless dwarves in physique
*with some variance between them
>>92530216
Cute
>>92533506
>Clashing data sticks Ralph into a Sugar Rush body model
>First time the girl racers meet a boy with muscle definition
And technically as a Glitch, he wouldn't be able to get out of the game.
I got this doll
>>92536655
For your daughter to play with?
>>92516288
Can it be pedophilia if it's a drawing of a fictional character that only exists in bits and bytes?
IOW. a drawing of a computergenerated image.
>>92532206
Half a virgin?
How does that even work?
You're either a virgin or you're not.
>>92536655
Cute.
>>92514252
she needs painal followed by a nice warm shower and a good night's sleep.
>>92537934
One hole was virgin, but not the other?
She would be better if they got someone other then Sarah Silverman.
>>92537934
It's a food term
>>92539048
I never was any good with cooking.
>>92527383
I'd let her wreck me.
>>92514252
I want to bully Vanellope and cause her great psychological trauma.
Good night, /co/