ITT: /co/ food you've always wanted to try.

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>>92482897
>ITT: /co/ food you've always wanted to try.

Here's a recipe. Now there ain't nothing stopping you except fear of a heart attack:

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/01/cooking-the-simpsons-moon-waffles.html

Don't be a pussy, OP. Eat the butter.

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Lived the dream hundreds of times

>>92482897
>Homer Simpson's Patented Space Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27mUWs2wjPs

>>92482897
Once on my birthday I buttered my bacon, then bacon upped my sausage. It was pretty good.

>>92482970
>Wife is from NC, never even heard of Whataburger
>We drive by a Whataburger in Texas
>"I didn't know these things actually existed, Anon. I thought they were just made up for King of the Hill... Is it good?
>Get her a Whataburger
>She bites into it, chews, and suddenly her eyes get huge.
>Is Mega-Lo-Mart real too?

I had one of those giant pink Simpsons donuts at Universal Studios. Nothing special.

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>>92482897

>Visit Universal Studios Florida
>Go to Simpsons Land
>Go to replica Moe's Tavern which is highly accurate and awesome
>Order a Flaming Moe
>It's orange soda with dry ice to make it "smoke"

I can understand why they made it soda instead of alcohol. I can understand why they used dry ice instead of actually trying to set it on fire.

But why ORANGE soda and not grade soda? How could they fuck that up?

>>92483277
Texas seems like a fun place desu

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>>92483291
The Duff they're selling here isn't that good either.

>>92483319
why the fuck would it not be alcoholic

>>92483319
>But why ORANGE soda and not grade soda?
>"grape"

>>92483357
That I would expect. I'd assume Duff is supposed to taste like Bud.

>>92483005
Babish is great, I really want to try the burgers he made for Bob's Burgers

>>92483387
Just go to the inner city

>>92483370
>why the fuck would it not be alcoholic

Believe it or not, but they aren't allowed to sell alcohol in the Moe's Tavern replica in Universal Studios.

You have to go across the way to the open air Duff Brewery bar if you want alcohol.

You can bring your alcohol into Moe's, but you cannot order it there.

>>92483319

They probably use orange so it "looks like fire."

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>>92482897
If people come from far and wide just for some burgers, they must be really good.

>>92483435
Where does the meat come from

>>92483328

So much fun.

>>92483401
I tried his Szechuan sauce. Well, the McDonalds' mix. It was awful.

>>92483370
>>92483407
In the hollywood location, you can order alcohol from moes, and they'll spike your flaming moe if you ask them

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>>92483446
From fishermen's bait.
That's why it's so delicious to fish and why Mr. Krabs knows about the hooks.

>>92483446

Plankton.

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Cartoon bread always looks amazing

>>92483446
Crabs.

>>92483328
>>92483455

Texas is pretty chill, just stay the hell away from Austin and Dallas. They suck.

San Antonio's the best of their big metro cities, but Texas' true glory is in its outskirts and road trip fodder.

>>92483446
manitees, the cows of the ocean

>>92483467
I tried it, and from what I've been told that's essentially what the McDicks Sauce was like irl, so there's a reason it was discontinued

>>92483471
>In the hollywood location, you can order alcohol from moes, and they'll spike your flaming moe if you ask them

Universal Hollywood...
>Still has Jaws ride and Kongfrontation, albeit in a single ride instead of two
>Will actually let you order alcohol at Moe's

When you don't give two shits about Harry Potter, it's clear how much better Universal Hollywood is compared to Florida.

>>92483505

Aside from the traffic, I love Austin. I love Dallas and San Antonio and Houston too. Seriously, Texas just has "something for everyone". Everyone has stuff about it they love, but there's also that part of Texas that everyone personally hates. You can curse/bless the state in a single breath.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc
Feast your eyes on this.

>>92483319
>But why not grape soda?

Because black people can't afford to go to Universal Studios.

>>92483319
Should have gone for butter beer.

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The roasted boars in Asterix

>>92483538
I couldn't care about most of the stuff at universal. Waterworld is basically the one attraction I make a necessity of seeing whenever I go

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>>92483600
>Implying black people don't also drink orange soda

Although honestly, here in the south, nobody drinks grape/orange soda. It's all about Big Red.

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>>92483446
The secret ingredient is Seahorse meat

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>>92482897
I wonder if alien broccoli taste anything like Earth Broccoli.

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Nacho hat

>>92483497
>Crabs' claws grow back
>Mr. Krabs rips off his own claws and serves his own claw flesh to customers so he doesn't have to pay for meat

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>>92483491
It's so good, Linguini is orgasming.

>>92483863
That entire movie was brazzers-tier food porn

>>92483585
That was a great movie.

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every time this episode came on I was hungry

>>92483208
I bet it was Mango.

>>92484056
I imagined they just tasted like fried shrimp.

>>92483277
>from NC
>Being impressed by any other burger when we have Cookout
Whataburger would have to be literally made from the highest quality Wagyu filet mignon, blessed by Odin, Ra, and Vishnu, and cooked by Spongebob himself at the top of his game to even come close to Cookout.

>>92484190

To be fair, when we went to visit NC, I did love the fuck out of Cookout. And Bojangles.

But Whataburger is awesome.

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>>92484190
>tfw take your first bite if drunken cookout

>>92484178
I always pictured pop-corn chicken

>>92484291
Also valid, as are hushpuppies.

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>>92482897
>ever since seeing Ninja Turtles as a kid, wanted to try popcorn pizza
>specifically greasy, trans-fat dripping movie theater popcorn on top of a super greasy, pizzahut pizza (I think they would compliment each other)
>have had both probably a hundred times since then, but never close to one another
>opportunity still hasn't come up

One day... one day.

>>92483328
>>92483455
>>92483505
>>92483565
>>>92483328
It's not if you're black

>>92484190
>Whataburger would have to be literally made from the highest quality Wagyu filet mignon, blessed by Odin, Ra, and Vishnu, and cooked by Spongebob himself

Sorry, it's actually literally made from the highest quality Wagyu filet mignon, blessed by Odin, Ra, and Vishnu, and cooked by JIM himself on a grill that uses the same flames Prometheus gave to man.

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>>92484470

Anyone remember the caveman episode of Johnny Bravo? The big bowl of cheesy nachos and the warthog sandwich always looked good to me.

>>92483505
>Dallas
We are one of the Democrat strongholds of Texas.

Anytime they ate leaves and grass in the land before time movies. Especially that scene when spike hatched.

>>92484111
I was thinking butterscotch.

>>92484509
>We are one of the Democrat strongholds of Texas.

That explains why you and Austin are the gayest parts of Texas, then.

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They look tasty

>>92484509
And so the point is proven.

>>92483277
You Americans are really proud of your fast food, huh?

>>92484537
I assumed it was lemon sherbet but damn if butterscotch ice cream doesn't sound amazing.

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>>92483477

>>92483538
Hollywood got a Wizarding World.

>>92484470
>>92484496
>Be British
>Be 23
>Go out to eat with friends
>See tacos on the menu
>After years of seeing them on TV from American cartoons and shows, finally have an opportunity to eat one
>It arrives, looks alright
>Take one bite
>Whole thing falls to pieces
>Eat the rest off my plate with a fork like some kind of spud
How the fuck are you supposed to eat those things?

>>92484676
From the side, gripping from the other to maintain structural integrity.

>>92484509
Sallad

>>92484676
>How the fuck are you supposed to eat those things?

Shaq has you covered:

https://youtu.be/CsGwPyrSNVE

Just watch out for TNS.

>>92484597
We did export the fastfood franchises to the rest of the world. Fastfood diplomacy.

>>92484190
>Getting anything at Cookout other than a Milkshake

If you want a Burger/Fries, go to Five Guys.

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>>92483477

>>92484111
>>92484537
>>92484613
its pee

>>92483477
>All the hooks don't have any bait because Krabs nicked it all before Spongebob and Patrick find them.

>>92484983
Five Guys is no good.

>>92484983
It's good, but damn overpriced. I can get a burger that's just as good if not better for literally half the price.

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>>92482897

>>92484190

I only go to Cookout if I'm super drunk or really want to shit my insides out. That shit is nothing but grease and salt in a semisolid state.

>>92483477
That's why the formular is so secret.

>>92483881
>brazzers-tier food porn
I'm okay with this

>>92485173
But do other places give you a bag full of fries?

>>92483357
They sell Duff in argentine too and there a Moe's tavern in chile

>>92484676
American Tacos are just a pale imitation of the real taco, their tortillas are weak and fall apart, if you really want a good taco you have to made it yourself or from a real mexican

>>92485066
>Plankton knows that Krabs uses stuff from over the sea, but he does not know which stuff he uses so he just uses random stuff which fell off fisher boats
>he called it chum because he does not know what he uses, it only fell off from boats
>Plankton might actually use unedible fish organs as chum, as fishers like to throw them over board

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This whole scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hsP7tSGNGc

>>92484396

I'm >>92483565 and it's fun.

>>92485674
I think he ate a hard shell version, which falls apart at the drop of a hat.

>>92484396
Live in central Texas its not that bad

>>92485760
Hard shell tacos are american adaption of tacos which is version most know by americans, the're horrible

>>92484597
>You Americans are really proud of your fast food, huh?

Among other things.

But it's cool to watch a cartoon and see something you thought was entirely fictional only to find out that it's a real thing.

>>92483565
Yeah you get to love this place even if your area is a shit hole because you can just drive somewhere else if you ever get tired of it

>>92485806
Literally nothing wrong with them. Not MUH TRADITION doesn't mean it's bad. If you have the right ingredients inside, who cares? Crunch element is pleasant.

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For some reason, I really wanted to try these burgers.

>>92485859
>Literally nothing wrong with them. Not MUH TRADITION doesn't mean it's bad. If you have the right ingredients inside, who cares? Crunch element is pleasant.

Then you get yourself some real tacos filled with slow cooked meat, grilled vegetables, lime and cilantro on a freshly made corn or flour tortilla.

My wife swore she didn't like Mexican food until she came to Texas.

>>92485674
>you have to make it yourself or from a real mexican
>you have to make it from a real mexican
anon...how many mexicans have you devoured?

>>92485970
I've had it both ways. Still nothing wrong with hard tacos with the right stuff inside them.

>>92485996
Thousand of them and i'll not stop until my hunger is satisfied

>>92483446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNDnYLYXprA

>>92484396
That's why it's great

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>>92483446
Sea cows

>>92483208
It was pee! hahaha

>>92486806
go steal some cakes, Luthor

>>92484178
I bet they taste more like fried prawns.

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Actually everything they eat in The Simpsons looks so tasty: snacks, pizza, chips, burgers, nachos, damn I am hungry and its fucking 3:00 night in my city. Damn this thread