Who would win in a fight, Mario or Eddy?

mario would get way more coins than Eddy

>>92466848
Why are modern post 80s american cartoon characters so ugly?

>>92466929
>trying
>to
>"be"
>"""""progressive"""""

>>92466929
Why are you such a little bitch?

>>92466929
That's how we like em

I like how Death Battle tries to be "realistic" but can't get past the basic issue of plot armor.

Like how Yoshi didn't just get torn to shreds or Peach didn't just die to Zelda's fire.

Or even how Amy's cartoon resilience was considered canon even though she's shown to be physically weaker in the actual games

>>92467012
All of them have thick super armor skin for no reason

I'll answer that, but first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

>>92466848
Eddy gets rekt on a daily basis in his own show. His only ability is that he can put up with a lot of it.

>>92466929
>American cartoon
Canadian, faggot

>>92466872
Fpbp