Will Jack ever get to have a gf who isn't secretly Aku?

>>92465371
yes
when he openly fucks aku

No.

Aku is best girl

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>foolish samurai getting away from his one true love
Don't be silly OP

>>92465389

LONG AGO ON BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, I AKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING BOTTOM OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE ROMANCE!

I warned you about Akus bro.

>the reason Aku doesn't just kill Jack is because he'd be lonely and sad without his rivalfu

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>>92466133
What if Aku subconsciously gave Jack eternal life?

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed unspeakable blue balls uponl a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword. Before he was able to obtain release, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my cockblocking is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

>>92466170
/thread

>>92466170
>Green and black clothes
Back away Samurai, it's another trap

>>92465371
I'm sure you don't want to hear this OP, but this is essentially Jack's Life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsifVU45hcE

>>92466273
AKUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>92465371

Technically, Ashi isn't secretly Aku. She just has Aku's blood running through her veins.

>>92466170
That was just a passing assassin who flirted with him to get his guard down. No real connection was established like with Ikra, Ashi, or the Geisha from the comic.

>>92467453

She's literally 50% Aku.

>>92465466
This

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>>92465371
When he nuts away Ashi's black goo with FIFTY YEARS of white goo, he'll have a gf who isn't Aku.