Last time on "4chan: The Animated Series"...

>>92452634
Wasn't expecting /k/ to freak out on /tg/ like that, especially since they've had such little interaction this season...I hope he's okay.

You got a character guide for this, OP? The image is too crowded.

>>92452697
>not recognizing all of the characters
t. only started watching the show in 2015

>>92452634
/pol/ did nothing wrong.

tfw favorite character is /y/ but because the show panders to waifufags he never gets a chance to show up

They keep trying to introduce new characters even though theres already too many.
Wtf is /bant/ even supposed to be for? Why do we need 5 /b/ clones? You can't just make another clone if you flanderize the last 4.

>>92452919
Why not? There's three Jokers running around, might as well have a few /b/'s.

>>92452634
I don't like the design of /co/. Couldn't it be updated to be a cartoonish superhero? Him being a literal fedora tipper is embarrassing.

>huge cast
>still only one token black guy

I guess that's fine...

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>>92453076
hIm BeInG a LiTeRaL fEdOrA tIpPeR iS eMbArRaSsInG

>>92453076
No, /co/nrad stays the way he is.

>>92453076
/co/ being a literal fedora tipper is hilarious, and out of all the designs, I personally think he has one of the better ones so throwing him back in the woodchipper would not be a good idea.

>>92452785
To be fair, outside of talking like an asshole he really doesn't do anything period.

>>92452697
/k/'s just feeling a fit of autism from /tg/'s unique outlooks on military and tactics

He does this pretty much every time before he becomes a true friend of that board. First time it was with /x/, then /a/, then there was /out/.

In general, /k/ is kind of everyone's friend. Weird that he has a better relationship with /mlp/ than /mlp/ does with her own brother.

i can't believe that /qa/ still fucking alive.

>>92453076
No, his design is fine. /co/ hates capeshit anyway.

>>92453076
Him and /mlp/ are the only two boards with a fedora, and it works great in both of their designs and explaining their character.

>>92453084
it's funny because /int/ is white

>>92453076
spirit...

>>92452634
>semi-/fit/ man contemplating on diddling a little girl
Which board?

>>92453291
/qa/ is a good boy

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>>92452634

>Boards get two different ones
>No /Co/lette with /Co/nrad
Why even bother

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>>92453447
He is not okey.

>>92453457
Other boards have OC to justify it. /co/ is shit

Ok guys, time for the real question
Fuck, Marry, Kill

>it's a /pol/ tries to make happenings again

>>92453495
All 3, you.

>>92453548
>fuck
/b/
>marry
/tg/
>kill
/trash/

>>92453457
/sp/ is meant for the Euro/American divide
/u/ is because yuri is lesbianism

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>>92453457
Those boards usually have a reason or meme to be.
/u/-because one girl is boring.
/vp/- are you a boy or a girl meme
/sp/- football or "football"

>>92453448
why are some slightly colored

>>92453595
This was a WIP

>>92453448
/adv/ is the dog in /an/'s hands

>>92453457
don't forget /his/ with his student

>>92453443

That's D/ic/k and his little sister, /i/rene.

Occasionally she finds the good india ink and he has to wrangle her before she draws cocks on everything.

/his/ - Ancient history and the industrial revolution
/sp/ - Yuro /sp/ and Amerifat /sp/
/u/ - Yuri needs two girls
/vp/ - Pokemon games let you be either a boy or a girl

>>92452634
my top five episodes (in no particular order) so far:

>/k/ung /po/w: Lead, Paper, Scissors

>/an/ and /x/'s supernatural safari

>Journey to the /qst/

>The 4chan-Fusion two-parter

>/m/r. T/o/ad's Wild Ride

>>92453642
/his/ is actual history and /pol/ brand psuedo history that gets spouted there as the little girl

>>92452634
How do you fit all these characters in a show anyway? Sketch show? 3 or 4 or 5 mini-episodes each 22 minutes?

>>92453665
Generally a blend of mini-episodes over an hour and the end-of-season sitewide happening episode

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So anyone knows if /bant/ have a tan yet?

>>92452634
we need a thunderdome-type event with all boards. or another board fusion event. that was too much fun, the best thing since the /pol/ meltdown when they found out moot was a cuck.

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>>92453685
What's your heritage?

>>92453180
>To be fair, outside of talking like an asshole he really doesn't do anything period
>elected the current president of the USA
>by summoning an egiptian frog god of chaos through gets in an online imageboard
>nothing

and before you say memes have no power, i'll remind you they saved a man from cancer last year.

>>92453773
>another white loli.

Is that supposed to be /b/ and /int/ child? not sure what i was expected.

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>>92453448
ok but where is /y/?

>>92453864
More of a /pol/-/int/ child that [s4s] babysits

>>92453581
>>92453602
/f/ should have been leatherman. the only reason for it to be a nigger is HOOD or falling nigger and those are far outclassed by gatimuti.

>>92453665

I had always figured that, while everyone got a cameo every so often, the board tans would vary in presence depending mainly on the population/presence of the board they represent.

So fairly fast moving boards like /co/nrad, teeg, and /v/ tend to be used as stock/"main" characters, while slower boards like /diy/ and /sci/ are relegated to side roles and cameos most of the time, maybe getting a spotlight episode every once in a while.

>>92453870
next to /wsg/ and /igbt/

>>92453636
Thanks for letting me in on this little backstory.

>>92453076
Fuck outta here with that bait, mate

>>92453876
but [s4s] was the original meme loli, why we need another one?

>>92453957
yeah I agree with you, I wish it was a squatting slav in a tracksuit but alas

>>92452634
>tfw no /x/-tan gf

GIV.pepe

>>92452634
>Introduce several new and interesting characters like /can/, /fitlit/, and /cock/
>Kill them off on the next episode
Fuck this show

>>92454008
Can't forget /mlpol/
Damn...

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>>92453957
You can't have enough cute meme lolis

>>92453982
>>92453957
>squatting loli in a tracksuit

>>92454034
>the follow up episode where /pol/ and /mlp/ sacrificed /qa/ in a blood ritual in an attempt to resurrect /mlpol/

>>92453982
yeah it could be cockroach girl or a egypcian frog or a leaf... but is another [s4s].

>>92454300
In her grown up form

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>>92454344
My bad, mods. Pic related. Would fuck this one.

>that episode where /int/ broke into moot's control room

>>92453864
>/bant/
>white

>>92453291
>/q/ got shot in the face after moot got tried of her bitching about /pol/
>/qa/ was put into a coma after /mlpol/ messed with them
/pol/ is too dangerous

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>uncle /pol/ sets his house on fire and stays with us for a whole season

>>92454537
He blamed Antifa

>>92454042
>pantsu
LEWD

>that episode where /m/ tried to fight the forces of evil but it was only minor inconveniences

>>92453076
>DC stands for Detective Comics and founded in the early 20th century
>DC makes comics
>Conrad, aka /co/-tan, is dressed like a an early 20th century detective and likes comics

He's a very passionate nerd, and a cool one at that. It's much better than giving him a retarded superhero suit with a /co/ emblem on his chest.

>that episode where /cgl/ went to a convention to be away from everybody else but she kept running into the others who were cosplaying all sorts of stuff and there was even a shot of /trv/ at the end as they were leaving the con

>that episode where /trash/ got sick and /mlp/ tried to nurse them back to health, but in the end she had to ask /an/ for help and /an/ just called a hazmat team and ordered a hearse

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>that episode where /vp/, /cm/, /i/, and /c/ explored a spooky house

>>92452634
>>92453448
>/lit/ is a girl
absolute sophistry. I can guarantee no '''''''girl'''''''' has ever read The Ego and Its Own.

>that episode where /biz/ and /g/ tried to get everybody in on a fresh new cryptocurrency scheme but in the end everyone just had all their money taken by /vip/

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>>92455155
I guess I can post the rest of this why not

>that meta episode that was just /ic/ giving a lecture about the art style of the show and criticizing the character designs

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>that convention-exclusive fanservice episode where /aco/ and /d/ fight for ten minutes straight

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>that episode where /pol/ keeps saying that it's happening and /k/ takes him seriously and fortifies a bunker but in the end nothing actually happens

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>that episode where /cm/ and /out/ need to get haircuts but nobody will give them one because of the cat ears

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>that episode where /vr/ takes a bunch of guys to a laser tag arena and it gets way too serious, so /asp/ suggests airsoft and they end up interrupting a LARP event

>>92453657
Don't forget /b/reaking /bant/. That shit was cash.

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>that no-dialogue episode where /adv/ and Keming work on a 3d modeling project

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>that episode where /fit/ tries to go to the gym but he keeps getting interrupted by weirder and weirder things and he ends up running around a lot and losing all his gains because of the cardio

>>92453685
Does /trash/ even have a tan?

>>92454064
>and halfway through, /r9k/ tries to an hero because no board merging.

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>that episode animated entirely in papercraft

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>that episode where /his/ go back in time and a young /x/ has to help them get back

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>that episode where /sp/ and /u/ play doubles tennis and all /sp/ can do is bicker between themselves so they end up losing to /u/

>that episode where /d/emona hosted a sleepover for four girls in her stomach
>https://pastebin.com/JWhKLQiH

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>that episode where /k/ teaches a gun safety course and /e/ keeps fumbling about but /lgbt/ turns out to be a dead accurate shot

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>that episode where /diy/ and /m/ build a giant robot

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>that episode that focuses on /jp/ and all she does is sit in her room playing games and posting online and she never says anything but through the entire thing you overhear a bunch of the other characters doing stuff

That one was depressing, even if they didn't really have to animate a lot.

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>that episode where /t/ and /r/ go on a high-seas adventure, but get caught, and in the end /qst/ accidentally saves the day

I hate the "accidentally saves the day" meme. Why couldn't it have been /x/? She doesn't get enough episodes.

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>that episode where /co/, /m/, /toy/, and /vr/ are in the cyberpunk future but it's just /tg/ running a game of Shadowrun

>>92453448
>missing unsure
I hope this is meta commentary and not serious

>>92453128
You and everyone else using that meme are embarrassing

>>92456043
yOu AnD eVeRyOnE eLsE uSiNg ThAt MeMe ArE eMbArRaSsInG

>>92456954
Stop that.

>>92457002
sToP tHaT

>>92452634
I want to fuck /int/-tan.

>>92457186
We all do, but [s4s] won't like it.

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So these need updating, what with? or anyone have a newer version?

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>tfw /b/ has been so beyond terrible its basically a cock rate board that isn't even worth browsing
>tfw they still have the most AESTHETIC of the mascots
At least when times 4chan acts as the united greek city states of the web, right down to the shota lusting and degeneracy, they use old anon.

Trish beach episode when

>>92457487
/int/ and [s4s] are married.
/qst/ and /tg/ are likely brothers

>>92457792
But Cassandra is a kid

>>92455419
He posted her right there, she's a fatass possum furry that lives in a dumpster and has a ton of sick fetishes.

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>>92457821
Casandra loves her wife and she loves her back, don't disturb their love.

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>>92452634
>no one has made a tan fighting game yet

>>92457931
Project Hate Machine was attempted.
>it's been dead for at least four years

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>that episode where /b/ got aggressive with /pol/ and /bant/ and was actually threatening for the entire episode

>>92453076
> Him being a literal fedora tipper is embarrassing
That's the fucking point, he's a fedora-tipper who jerks it to cartoons and thinks Watchmen is the highest form of literature conceived by man. /co/lette is mainly the board tan who embodies the capeshit side of the board, being an actual superhero.

Apart from being reminiscent of the anonymous /co/mrade avatar which was often posted on /co/ before board-tans became a thing, his outfit is also inspired by The Spirit. It's been like that for nearly a decade.

>>92457548
Canceled because they couldn't animate all that semen.

>>92458197
>Canceled because they couldn't animate all that semen without going bankrupt*
Ftfy

>>92452634
where is /fit/-tan

>>92454008
>new characters
that was a shipping episode faggot
it wasn't even cannon

>>92454537
did you not see his fire safety squad episode?

>>92458409
With the MEGA MILK shirt because GOMAD

>that episode where nothing happened for hours

>>92460203
>that episode where they forgot to turn on the video

>>92453448
/adv/ is the dog that /an/s holding. Look at his scarf. Must make the guy /hc/ if it's the only board missing.

Also while some of them look great, /jp/ is flat out unrecognisable in that style.

>>92457931
At least you can play as keksandra or viol in /vp/'s pokemon clover

>>92453448
> no /hc/
She's a giant woman last I heard. As in, not a 7 foot Amazon, but a literal giant who can't fit in the 4chan house.

>>92458477
That's a banned episode anon. Normies started freaking out when it affected the real world.

>>92460358
Oops, meant /hr/

>>92460222
That was just a lame excuse to save animation budget.

>>92457508
I'm still glad that greenface anonymous is in that image. It's like... yeah /b/ sucks and has sucked for longer than some of the people who post on it have been alive for, but credit where credit is due, 4chan wouldn't be where it is without /b/.

Besides, what would you even draw /b/-tan as?

>>92457931
It's simply too much effort because every pitch involves crazy amounts of animation.

If a game was to be made, it would need to be either a Visual Novel or an old style RPG Maker game, so that it would be easier to churn something out quickly. As soon as something exists and is open source, people can take over as the person who starts it inevitably gets bored a week later.

Pitch of the game should simply be:
> Cancer overcomes the 4-tan house. Using the last of her powers before she is engulfed, /x/-tan leads /v/-tan to safety so that he can use video game knowledge (of the whole three games he's ever played) to save every other tan from their own cancer, open up the house from the darkness consuming it, and enlist his fellow tans to his quest to save /x/.

>watching zombie shit

>>92453448
The sketch is missing a few of the ones in the final image.

/hr/ is the giant woman behind /y/
/gif/ is the seedy green hat guy behind /cgl/
/bant/ is the girl with the bat behind /n/ (to be fair she probably didn't even exist when the sketch was made)

Which means /wg/ is the only missing one, and for all we know he could be the background of the entire image.
Also need a wasp girl flying around for /z/

>>92460493
One of the versions of the story for Project Hate Machine went something like:

4chan is in chaos because moot has gone missing. The boards are overrun with [insert other website we hate this year] users, and everything is shitty. /v/ gets fed up, and decides to go out fighting. He starts picking up the other characters along the way, and they eventually decide to find and bring back moot. Each stage focuses on a small group (usually four) of characters and the story bits are just text-with-sprite moments, and the cutscenes are basically comic panels (like Elite Beat Agents). It turns out that [other website] isn't actually at fault, but the real villain that's taking over the Internet is some corporate-sponsored horror that's been churning out mooks. The characters decide that they need to take out the heart of that horror, but when they get there, it turns out it's been working on clones of the playable characters, so there's a boss-rush against evil clones of the characters you played as before. After beating all the evil clones, the crew breaks into the heart of the machine and they find moot. Turns out he's been working for it, and not realizing what he's done. /v/ punches him, bringing him back to his senses, and he returns to 4chan, and things stop being shitty.

I pitched this (or something similar) to the team a while back, and this was before moot left to work at Google, so I guess be careful what you wish for.

>>92460643
/wg/ has the bucket on his head.

>>92453685
/trash/s tan being a fat possum is DUMB

he/she should be a skinny, shellshocked possum, because of all the horrid shit that gets posted there. Not some fatfaggot shit

>>92460757
/trash/ being obese makes her stand out design-wise and it instantly makes you think of fetish-shit.

>>92460757
Possums are too dumbo to get shellshocked.

>>92457496
Someone actually saved that MS paint scribble I put together years ago?

>>92460757
All of the characters embody the content of their boards. They are consumed by it and live and breath it. If they hate themselves it's only because they care deeply about whatever their "hobby" (topic) is.

People who post on /trash/ don't hate posting it there, so why would /trash/-tan be shellshocked about it?

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>>92457496

>/tg/-/x/

Where does the time go...

>>92455303
>newman
Oh boy

>>92460714
All you have to do is change the ending a bit. Also, moot should react differently depending on which board "saves" him.

>>92460915
It's entirely possible that the comic was written before /pol/ existed and when /new/ was a thing.

>>92460859
>>92460845
>ash/ don't hate posting it there, so why would /trash/-tan be shell shocked about it?

I shouldn'tve said shell shocked, more of like, quiet resignation of it's own depravity, I guess.

Idk, I think that giving fatfags a board tan is ugly.

>>92452634
>"Where the fuck's the van?! The van was supposed to be here!"

>>92460753
>tfw /trash/ is a better /aco/ then /aco/
Seriously, who is the moron that decided that /aco/ should be /d/ lite but at the same time be more restrictive and have arbritary rules of what fetishes are considered "okay".

Say what you want about /trash/ but at the very least it's clear cut and simple with it's degeneracy. /aco/ isn't sure if it wants to be /d/ or /h/ so it becomes this total mess.

>>92454008
That was fusion shit. All because of the MacGuffin April moon.

>>92461006
Gookmoot loves arbitrary boards.

Look up 2channel sometimes.
Several /b/s, a board for PC, for vidya, for PC vidya, food, cooking, bugs,...

>>92452634
>Manletzard
>This big
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>92458119
I mostly dislike /co/nrad art where he's made out to be anything but a fedora-tipping waifu-faggot.

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>>92453852
what?

>>92460958
Well it was supposed to be fiction with a bit of social commentary on the Internet moving on from small independent sites to being absolutely dominated by like five major players, but it turned out too real. I didn't want a fictional story that was supposed to be secondary to the gameplay to be something that could be seen as a 4chan history lesson. A few of the major plot points were there to motivate the gameplay (like the mooks and mirror-clones), so the whole story wouldn't necessarily translate into any other kind of medium.

Anyway, the thing's dead now so it doesn't matter. I'm sure there could be other stories to tell. It's not like "all hail our new corporate overlords" is all that original in the first place.

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The gun boy episode

>>92460973

You can rationalize it by saying it's a disproportionately large board for what it is, it just wont stop growing, fed by everything 4chan considers a mistake... Which is everything.

I just wish people drew her interacting more, /trash/ is nearly permanently harassing /v/ and /co/

>>92453448
>/u/

I'm confused, I thought they were twins? And the one time they were one female it sure didn't look like that.

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>It's a keksandra get a little too close with the /u/ twins episode

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>>92452634
Damn, this is beautiful. If only /bant/ was also there.

>/new/'s newspaper
Got me good.

>>92462448
>If only /bant/ was also there.
Behind /n/

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>>92457792

>/qst/ and /tg/ are likely brothers

Not quite. /qst/ was born out of /tg/'s quests but also /v/'s and other boards as per >>92462448

>>92452634
/co/ is still always butthurt and snobbish
/pol/, /v/, and /b/ are still dickheads
/gif/ lacks good porn
and the other boards...be honest do you even give a fuck

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>>92461028
>>92454008
Yea, the [s4s] birthday episodes are always the best. Kekssandra best character.

Who's the strongest?
I figure it's /x/ or /d/ because they like some fucked up otherworldly shit

>>92463037
/s4s/ ,she has cartoon superpowers so she can just do whatever

>>92463037

/x/ is hilariously mundane these days, considering the awakening of meme magic across different boards like /tv/, /pol/ or /mu/.

She's more chuuni tier these days.

>>92453852
source me dood

where do I read or watch these episodes? I need to know

>>92462013
Hate this episode for what it did to /qa/
Can't look at him the same anymore. Writer put effort into it but ultimately he was a faggot and turned him completely OOC for no reason

>>92463037
/v/ is the strongest physical attacker, /d/ is reliable and can shape shift, [s4s] has cartoon physics but she holds back

>That episode where /po/ got bullied
>That episode where /rs/ took his data to the grave

You know nobody ever talks about the lore focused episodes
>that episode about /x/'s origin story and how she got the cursed eye
>that episode where /l/ escaped from prison and impersonated /s4s/ for a month
>that horror episode where /k/ and the kids go camping and are hunted by /fur/
>that episode where the ghost of /g/uro haunts /g/'s room
>that episode where /q/ returns from vacation and meets /qa/ for the first time
>>92463941
To be fair back when he was introduced nobody really knew what to do with him

>>92463740
bumping for this because I need to know

>>92462374
That was so obviously a fan service episode.
But we needed it, even if it was just fifty minutes of Keksandra forced into lesbianism with the two girls.

>>92464160
That episode came far after /qa/ became an established character. Fair enough he was in the background most of the time and you still can't find him easily, but he had a character

>>92464521
there was nothing that made him stand out, people even said he was just shota /q/ which is why some writers tried to change him

>>92452634
Who the fuck's the loli with the fleshlight behind /co/nrad?

>>92464679
By turning him into a mass murderer? Stop defending shit writing, sick of you faggots.

/qa/ was an organiser. He'd have his melk-smen, he'd laugh at Cactus moot, he'd put things together. Then this faggot comes along and makes him kill everything in sight and for what, a few laughs?
Did ANYONE like that episode? It was hot garbage. It wasn't even /qa/, it was the writer writing a shitty fanfic and using /qa/ as a self insert.

>>92463037
/d/ hasn't been nearly as powerful since /aco/ ripped their cock off.

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>>92457508
Tell me about it.

>>92461006
>Seriously, who is the moron that decided that /aco/ should be /d/ lite
/d/'s janitors, when they decided to use /aco/'s creation to enforce /jp/ levels of weebery on /d/. Neither /d/ nor /aco/'s users were happy with what happened, but since when have the mods ever given a fuck about what we want?

>>92465028
What was the point of /aco/ even?

>>92465094
Well I think most of /co/ hoped it would be somewhere to post r34 of /co/ related media and storytime comics that have nipples in them. Sadly yeah, it just became /d/ for non-weeb artists.

>>92465094
/aco/ should be western /h/ and /d/ should contain extreme stuff from both west and east

The message got lost

>>92457508
>>92460486
>>92464950
When it comes to board-tan shenanigans at least i always picture /b/ as the guy who lived long enough to fall from grace, all he does is the same activities every day and nobody wants him around but they respect him for the sake of the old days

>>92465283
like my grandfather from WWII?

>halfway through season
>no /f/ episode

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>>92465309
>/b/-kun

>>92465309
yeah, a cool grandpa who keeps for himself

>>92464781
"Please stay out of /jp/"

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/his/tan and the girl who is the /pol/tard historian who knows nothing

>>92452634
Why is Charizard so big? Standing up he should only be about as tall as a human.

>>92465173
you can still storytime comics with nipples on /aco/. That's not banned

>>92466548
Who won the Wacky Races?

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>The Reddit the Stealer arc will never end
>The fusion episode was good up until 90% through when Reddit fucked everything up

Fuck Reddit.

>>92466849
I think it was /m/ and /int/

>>92466571
Yes but there's no-one there to read them since everyone is just there for fetish porn.

>That one episode where /f/ is in it

finally

>>92464316
Bumping this cause I need to know

>>92466453
The April fusion special made /cock/ canon.

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>>92464160
>that horror episode where /k/ and the kids go camping and are hunted by /fur/

good times

>>92466485

still a stupid idea.

it should be [History] being Herodotus and his "that's bullshit but i believe it" way of writing down everything, and (Humanities) being a little shitbag grasping at straws to build outlandish narratives.

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>that episode where /mlp/ and /pol/ team up to fight the shills

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>>92453448
>no /vr/ tan
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>92468670
He's right by /fa/.

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>>92468362
/qa/ is objectively the best character. But he should stop hanging with /jp/, it's giving him cancer.

>>92455191
Gender is a spook

>>92468670

What board has the most a e s t h e t i c logo?

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>>92468362
That episode was fucking great
>/pol/ starts talking to himself about all the terrible things she will do to him
>meanwhile /mlp/ is just watching porn
>he overhears her making jokes about niggers
>a few hours later they were having fun together
>/pol/ realizes the voices in his head are gone and he is legit happy
>suddenly Hiro breaks up the door saying the "cleaning day" is over and he is free to go back to his room now
>/pol/ doesn't want to go and the janitors need to drag him out
>next episode he is acting like a stalker
Say whatever you want about /pol/ but his episodes can be the best

>captcha:shilling
oh wow

>>92468670
>not recognizing him

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>>92468691
guess I'm blind as fuck then, thanks /co/mrade

>>92468746
/gd/, fittingly. /b/, /pol/, /co/ and /a/ are pretty good too.

But now, who has the best anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cL4yV7_WS0

>>92469064

Kind of outdated don't you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImWkol5vfI

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>>92452634
>/vp/
>no Tentaquil

>>92469064
these are nice

>>92468362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1MA6ousJE

ITS NOT FAIR

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>>92468721
/qa/ is made for suffering.

>>92467221
I really need to know, don't leave me out of the loop /co/mrades

>there are four board-tans in the cup and they've all been captains at some point

>>92453084

Yeah he's also one of the best characters, so it's aight.

>>92468721
>Imprint it's not /jp/ who keeps breaking into his house and fucking with him, even after he completely locked himself in his room.

>That time /pol/ was right

Really threw me off the first time it happened.

>that episode where Keksandra was 18 for all of three minutes when /d/ gave her a physical sex ed class
Amazing how this got past the censors

>>92452634

>No /z/

Oh no the board is gone!

Man, I can't wait to see how /v/ and /vg/ plan to get rid of /vr/ and /vp/ once and for all. This cliffhanger is killing me!

Man, what were they thinking adding that new character /bant/? So forced. It's like when they added Steve Urkle to Family Matters!

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>/pol/ is ridden with aids
>/d/ underwent some crazed gook lobotomy experiment creating /aco/
>/qa/ got raped
>/co/ is having secret relations with /trash/
When did it become a drama?

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>>92472706
>/co/ is having secret relations with /trash/
I don't know anon, i love that fat rat.

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Hey guys, what did you think of the new episode where the 4chan house went black, making all the threads stop, the images stop being posted and making /v/, /x/ and /qa/ meet Hiroshimoot to check up on the rotting servers.

I think that may be building up to some serious arc, don't you think? This series can't last forever, y'know. It's getting stale.

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You don't really enjoy board tans that much until you've lurked enough, I've been here for almost 8 years, I've been here for too long

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>>92472805

>That hour long special where /trash/ escaped from the basement.

>>92472760
The series is saved the same way it always does: [s4s] using cartoon physics to beat up the bad guys and restore the world to what it was before the disaster.
Shit man don't you remember the Season 18 cliffhanger when she got introduced? The reddit army is about to gain control and then in comes a little girl who beats the shit out of the army and tells them "get the gtfo out dum dums :^)" Such a BS resolution

>>92472706
/co/ was always a degenerate

You know what the thread needs?
FANFICTION
Post the fanfics already

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>>92472757
>>92472905
>/co/ and /ck/ being married is cannon
>/co/ goes to a secret board, /trash/, where /co/ acts out his sickest fantasies
>Rock lesbians and horses

>/co/ is cheating on /ck/ with /trash/
Drama

What do you think /m/'s mid season upgrade would be?

>>92472959
Wow janitor was real quick on that one. Guess we know who's on now.

>>92473006
KAMI DA!

>>92472999

/ck/ should bring some enthusiasm back into the marriage by getting kinky

/tv/-tan is shit. As someone who has been on /tv/ as my home board for years I think you can do better than a bane mask on a blank face.

>mid-twenties
>male
>/tv/ shirt with a girl's foot on it
>bathrobe and slippers reminiscent of 'the dude'
>holding bucket of popcorn with crabslegs sticking out
>toothpick like 'the driver'
>shades like 'the driver'
>speaks only in memes
>"I drive"
>"For you"
>"...yeah."
>"Fuck the Malteasers goblin"

>>92472999
does /ck/ even have fetishes or husbandos? My experience with them is limited but they strike me as a very normal group

>>92469714
>>92469742
/qa/ didn't deserve this much suffering. Someone protect its smile.

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>>92473139
>does /ck/ even have fetishes or husbandos?

>>92473202
Remember that episode where /co/ found out about it? That gross-out "humor" was very unnecessary.

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>That Pic in the OP

damn, a couple of boards should team up and produce a 4chan Daicon IV or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-840keiiFDE

Hell, we got enough drawfags, animationfags, soundfags, and autism across the site to make something happen.

/Pol/ and /Lit/ are sat on the couch watching TV.

“Didn’t you say your friend was coming tonight?” says Pol.

“Huh, oh yeah, /tv/ said he’d be running late.” Says Lit.

Lit looks a little nervous. Pol sees this.

“What’s up?” says Pol.
“Oh, just try not to be too hard on /tv/, he had an accident in 2012 and he hasn’t been the same since.” Says Lit.

“Is he retarded?” says Pol, “Cos you know Hitler tried to eradicate retards like he did the J—“

There’s a knock at the door. “Here’s here! Be cool, be cool!” says Lit.

Lit hurries to the door, remembers to compose himself like a good follower of Stoic philosophy, then opens the door, revealing /TV/:

/TV/ stands in the doorway in a bathrobe and slippers, and thick black shades on. He’s skinny fat and wearing slippers and his t-shirt is dirty and has a picture of a foot on it. /TV/ holds a bucket of grabs legs which has a live crab in it.

“/TV/! You came!” says Lit.

Silence. /TV/ doesn’t move. /POL/ watches this awkward silence from the couch.

“….yeah. Mother drived.” Says /TV/.

>>92473202
>>92473284
you know i am surprised there aren't more Jack jokes, seems like an easy target

>>92472920
I have a /l/-tan fanfic in mind but its very barebones and it lacks a proper climax, want me to describe it?

>>92473628
>fanfic
I'd rather you don't and actually do something with your life.

>>92473667
y-you too

/vp/ can't walk by a frog without yelling BURASTO BUN.
BURASTO BUUUUUN

>>92453852
or when /tv/ crashed that plane in 2015.

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>>92452634

HI, EVERYBODY!

>>92473860
IKUZE

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> That episode where /pol/ accidentally knocked up /s4s/ and made /bant/

>>92463037
/pol/ is the most dangerous board/tan

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>>92468362
>>92468797

nobody wanted this episode to end


This was the greatest example to delete rule 15

>>92452634
I dropped the show after they brought back /pol/ from dead.
deaths no longer matter

>>92474788
/b/ killed a guy on multiple occasions
/tv/ crashed a plane (with no survivors)

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>>92474929
/tv/ gets absolutely no love as a tan and it fucking hurts

My favorite tan was when he was a young looking guy cosplaying in CIA's clothes and occasionally had a bane mask. I don't like the new fat tan

Guess it doesn't matter because nobody cares about him anyways despite all the shit he's done

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>>92474929

>>92475133
you can't include shit from 20 years before 4chan was even created

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>>92475133
>James Holmes
/tv/ is in desperate need of an update.

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What was your first board? When did you arrive?


Hard mode: How old were you?

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>>92475245
pic related

>>92475334
/vp/
2013
15

>>92475387
that is not 4chan

>>92475334
/tg/, 2009-2013 (?)

I discovered 1d4chan in 9th or 10th grade (mind you, I had no idea what 4chan even was), read most of it, then discovered sup/tg/, which i read until about 11th grade, then lurked on /tg/ until a few months before my 18th birthday

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>>92475334

/b/, must have been 14-15, then quickly moved on to /a/, later /m/, would use /s/ and /e/ to beat my meat, /x/ from time to time, then mulp happened and I want from bashing it to becoming a nor/mlp/erson for a while, browesed /fit/ a lot my first two years of college for the keks (no homo), left that a couple of years ago, went back to /m/ for a while and I visit /out/ and /k/ from time to time, arrived here at /co/ when I got into Star Wars comics some months before TFA came out, stayed cause for /sug/.


I turn 23 next month.

fuck

never gone back to /b/ since I left it.

>>92473628
Please describe it

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>>92474788
>reddit
>most dangerous board

>>92474693
How do you "accidentally" knock up [s4s]

>>92476056
Meme magic

>>92476086
The most irresistible pheromones...damn

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I hate most of
>The NEW /co/ Mysteries Guest Staring: [board of the week]
I like ones with reoccurring characters like /v/, /a/ and /mlp/.

/a/ is his rival character
Particular great episodes being
>/co/ takes over MADHOUSE inc.
>/co/ gets Coffee for Stan Lee
>/co/rouching Tiger hidden Bunny
>/co/ learns Flamenco
>/co/ and The Man who Punches Once
>/co/ enters the Academia of Heroes
and of course the ever popular
>War of the Worlds: planet /co/rypton vs. planet v/a/geta

/v/ is /co/'s friend with anger issues
Some goods episodes being
>/co/ and his amazing friends /v/ & /tv/ Part 2
>/co/ Ultimate Destruction
>/co/dom Hearts
and
>/v/iewtiful /co/

/tv/ has quite a few episodes.
There are several allusions to him being a pedophile though.
People are pretty divisive on if any good /tv/ episodes even really exist.
I believe there are quite a few but I won't bother to name them.

/mlp/ is /co/'s autistic little sister.
Most hate her episodes understandably but I have a special place in me for ones like
>I want to come inside
>/co/ learns about dark matter
and
>101 ways to use a plushie

>>92475334


/b/
2003
20

>that episode where the spanish girl from 8gag murders /qa/

>that episode where /g/uro possesses /qa/ and murders his surrounding anons

>that episode where it's literally a fight between tumblr asd /v/
>it devolves in to hate sex
>tumblr gets pregnant and /v/ raised the child and shit goes down

>>92477187
that was a good episode

>>92452634
why is /new/ so cute?

>>92475334
/b/. Age 23. Year 2009. All because I saw the 4chan city flashes and wanted to see the site myself.

>>92475334
/b/
2006
27

Post best
>ass
>tits
>feet

>/int/
>/hr/
>[s4s]

>>92452697
>He can't tell them all apart by just finding /b/ and /v/

>>92452634
where the fuck is /co/lette in the OP image?

>>92478520
/co/lette isn't a tan she's a sidekick. There's tons of sidekicks of varying popularity for each of the boards

jesus, when was the last time EFG showed up in fucking anything?

>>92478532
excuse me but I've been away for awhile; when did that happen

I was actually the guy who suggested the boob window when we were conceiving of her.

>>92478553
I saw him in /b/ last year

>>92478559
she's never been /co/'s tan, just a side character like hope corgi

>>92478568
when did anybody decide any of this?

while not the main embodiment of /co/, I know, she's pretty prominent.

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>>92478638
well Tans are only the main embodiment. There are many side characters created all the time and they don't always stick around forever so it makes sense to not stick them in this drawing.

I doubt anyone not of /co/ would know /co/lette

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>>92475334
2004
/b/
26

i'm more or less retired now except for /co/ and /who/

>>92453180
Isn't /out/ /k/ relative? Daughter?

>>92478671
Bump and sage

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>that episode where the /u/ twins performed the fusion dance and became an even bigger lesbian

>>92453892
Pools closed

>>92453076
>who is the question?
you don't belong here

>>92475334
/b/
2009
15

/b/ was probably only my main board for a year or two, then I moved on to /v/ and I've pretty much been there since. Lots of /pol/ in the last three 3 years though. I've been off and on /co/ since I started browsing /v/. Other notable boards through out my time on here for me are /x/, /vg/, /vp/, /k/, /fit/, /lit/, /mu/, /tv/, /gif/, /wsg/, /ck/ and /soc/

>that episode that was just 30 minutes of [s4s] eating out the other girls
Solid episode desu

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>>92475047
>/tv/ gets absolutely no love as a tan
I think it stems from the fact that /tv/ has next to no content creators, at least not anons who draw. So there's no real set design. Unlike /co/, who has bunches of drawfags and anons who generally like making comics and discussing tans.

>>92479109
>somebody farts
>UNO FARTO

>>92479131
>>92479109
>It ain't me starts playing

>>92453657
Does /qst/ have an avatar? It never got a banner.

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>>92478649
Yeah. /co/lette is more prominent and used than a lot of other board side characters, but she's mainly an embodiment of things /co/ likes (capeshit, brown women, thicc thighs, bare feet etc) while /co/nrad is a better representation of what the board IS (waifu-fagging, jerking it to cartoons, crying about comics and tumblr)

>>92452634
Half the pure porn boards are underdeveloped, I think /hc/ and /gif/ are missing.

>>92478649
Wish we could still have /v/ and Vivian together, her design is great. Too bad Gamergate was a clusterfuck that lost its way.

>>92475334
2010 or 2011 when I was 12 or 13. I'd mostly browse porn boards like /s/ but started going to /r9k/ on and off for funny stories. Then /x/, now /co/.

>>92479415
/hc/ and /gif/ are both there. Look for the guy in the beret and the guy in his bathrobe

>>92466498
manlets aren't human

>>92452634
So /a/ instead of representing the shounen/moetrash/lolicon, she weilds Inuyasha's sword which is an old ass show and is a fujoshit? It seems like the designer's knowledge of /a/ stopped in the '00

>>92466849
It was a close race until at the very end, a cargo plane crashed the remaining racers right before the finish line.

/r9k/ made a tremendous comeback from last place by just jogging.

>>92453128
cringe

>>92482621
cRiNgE xD

>>92452634
/k/ is currently discussing how we are a nation on a alternate earth called 4chan
>>>/k/33970530

>>92473303
Yeah but we ain't got the organisation skills. There's been multiple "projects", but they all eventually fall through because there's no one to run the whole thing.

>>92453128
Gamzee pls

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>>92453685

>>92473303
I would work on a 4chan cartoon instead

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Boy am I glad we went back to the original /v/. Much better design and character than the brown-haired guy.

>>92454083
it is a leaf, that's not bant-tan

>>92471473
>implying it's not /jp/ who keeps breaking into his house and fucking him

>>92485106
the leaf shirt ruins it, /int/-tan had the Argentina joke going on but her design was still vague enough to represent all cunts

>>92475334
MLP back in 2015.
I was only 15 back then so never again

>>92478762
Its actually an ambiguous style ending. Its meant to be unknown whether the two /u/ twins are the board-tan and the big lesbian is their shared tulpa or the big lesbian the the -tan and the twins are her shipping tulpas.

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>>92468362
>our little /mlpol/ will neve wake up and smile again

GO TO HELL, HIRO

>>92481190
>she
its supposed to be a cute girl (male)