Would you keep this disgustingly hideous creature as a pet?

I don't have the kind of money/space required to maintain it

>>92447824
If it helps me fucking sleep, then yes.

I'd make her my sexual Pet-fu.

i mean people intentionally breed dogs to enter 'ugliest dog' contests...

why not mantis?

>comics readers have had no problem distinguishing between Mantis and Gamora
>movie can't make Mantis green because it'll "confuse audiences"
Why are movie audiences so retarded?

>>92448500
>breed mantis
I volunteer

>>92447824
Of course not, I would euthanize the Xeno scum

>>92448599
Think about how stupid the average person is and then think about how half the population is dumber than that.

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>>92448614
>Two of the ugliest, most hideously disgusting creatures in the universe making children

>>92448599
For the sake of diversifying the look of the characters for purely aesthetic reasons I thought it was a perfectly acceptable change.
Also Mantis was a cute

>>92448713
You're here, aren't you?

>>92448614
Consider this, she's not comic Mantis who's a human, so she probably has to eat your head after procreation.

>>92448614
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

>>92448265
This would not be difficult since she can use her power to share your feelings and is also what my intent would be. Plus the sleeping aid part. Manic episodes can be a bitch.

>>92447824
>have her wear a cute hat
>maybe some contacts to tone down the big pupils
She'd be good to go in public.

>>92447824
If it means I can tongue-fuck her food hole and drawn her cervix in my shame gravy, then yes.

>>92448735
It was fine, I just think ultimately it's not necessary.

She could have had a different tone of green, she could have had a different skin texture. Just feels a bit uncreative.

>>92448779
There are worse ways to go.

>>92448798
Hi Drax

>>92448599
For the first half of the movie I thought Gamora was Drax's daughter.

>>92448599
I thought it was a greenscreen issue. Gunn didn't want to put up with more than one green character that was a pain to film.

>>92448754
D'oh ho

>>92448880
This is one of the reasons, but not the only one.

Gunn is pretty autistic when it comes to these kind of details.

>>92448779
>so she probably has to eat your head after procreation
In my language we call it a good bye.

never read guardians comics, but do we ever see drax's wife? like a picture or memory or something?

Im getting really big "the scottsman's wife from samurai jack" vibes.

>>92448846
So you were not paying attention right?

>>92448977
in the comics drax was a human killed by thanos. so thanos's father took the dudes soul and stuck it in a body designed to kill thanos

>>92448977
In the comics Drax is a human named Arthur Douglas. His family is human and his wife is basically a background character.

>>92448677
you have to go bag. /tg/ is a containment board!
so tired of these terran supremacists fucking up this site.

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>>92448977
This was his wife in the comics.

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>>92448977
In the comics Drax and his family were humans that Thanos randomly murdered outside of Las Vegas

>>92449089
>>92449095
>>92449107
>>92449113
Dang, thanks for the quick replies.

I really dont know the source so i could be 100% wrong but I like movie drax a shit ton and i think the majority of the reasons i like him would vanish if hes just a human dude in a super body.

>>92449113
>that Thanos randomly murdered outside of Las Vegas
Wasn't it collateral from one of his countless invasions?

If by Keep you mean Rape and Pet mean breeding stock, i would.

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>>92447824
Yes.

>>92449065
They're both green with weird scarification stuff on their faces.

>>92449164
I dunno man, Draxophone gags never fail to me make smile. It's a whole other level of kooky charm.

>>92449250
his first one

>>92447824
Post feet.

>>92447824
I don't like Snail women.

>>92448880
One of the reasons, the other sis that Gunn doesn't like green skin for some weird reason.

He had no problem having multiple pink and blue people not to mention two blue people in the GotG.

>>92450128
3 if you count Ronan.

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>>92448686
Glad to see that not everyone is a fucking pink boy out here.

I hope you get your slack back, anon.

>>92450146
What about all the kree people? There was at least the one on the communications with Nova Prime.

>>92447824
Yes. With her help I would never have to worry about the possibility of being decapitated by a door ever again.

>>92448599
Just remember this country elected a walking meme to be our Commander in Chief.

The average American(which Hollywood wants to pander to the most) is stupid.

>>92448599
when I watched it at the drive in the car next to me didn't know Gamora and Nebula were sisters and it took them 90% of the movie to realize Ego was in the opening scene

>>92451357
Reagan or FDR? Jackson?

>>92447824
It was the first question I asked myself.
The second was if I would treat her better than him.

The answers are a yes.

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>>92450057

I'd cut off her antenna and stick them into my urethra to try to pick up public access TV channels

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>>92447824
Posting superior version.

>>92447824
Quick question: Is she Quill\s halfsister? Did Ego fuck a telepathic grasshopper on his quest for universal domination?

>>92452519
didn't ego say he found her as an egg?

>>92451233
One of these days, there will be a story about somebody in the news being decapitated by a door, then the first reply will be a picture of mantis that gets 50 (you)s.