Cassus Fett edition
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>>92444996
You might as well have called this "Non-Canon Edition" you FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>92444996
>Cassus Fett
Literally who?
>>92445029
>>92444996
>>92444996
Fuck off with this shit. This is only a step above the fetish editions.
>>92445029
Off to a roaring great start
>>92444996
nope
>shitpost OP
>previous thread still on page 8
Gee I wonder if there's an agenda here
>Previous thread is only at page 8
inb4 404
>>92444996
Go back to facebook, billboardfag
What's their endgame?
So I'm guessing OP is the buttmad Mandofag from the last thread
>>92445029
>>92445092
>>92445124
You guys are hilariously anally ravaged.
>>92445301
Go back to /tv/
>It's a padme episode
>>92445301
No, no, you're right. Let's all worship the EU and its superior storytelling.
>>92445479
>padme episode
This thread was over before it even started.
>>92445424
Soooo buttmad.
>>92445482
Hey, guess what, sperg? I enjoy the EU. How does that make you feel?
>>92445515
>padme
>>92445560
No, I just feel sad for you.
SHITPOSTS ON BOTH SIDES!
Post droids
>/swco/ is so autistic that any mention of the EU causes it sperg out
>>92445598
>How does that make you feel?
>No
Poor little autist is so blinded by rage he can't even answer properly!
>>92445613
>>92445613
Sup, /swco/, how do you feel aboutalien sex?https://pastebin.com/zVMm6ERphttps://pastebin.com/kip9CJ4B
>>92445647
Is this the true power of Gonk?
>>92445672
D A R K G R E E T I N G S
We shitting on stupid EU plot elements?
I've been preparing for this
>>92445672
Man, Trioculus is ugly.
>>92444996
Don't mind the mouseketeers in this thread I support Cassus and the old Badass Mandos.
>liking the EU
How can people think this shit was good? Why can't they just let this garbage go and accept the new canon?
Disney shills will face the wrath of the TRUE Mandalorians!
>>92445792
>>92445694
Oh fuck off gayboi and your queer shit.
>>92445792
Same here.
Thread is kill.
bost gai porn
>>92445231
Keep on cashing those big checks until the well runs dry, then find another well.
Anyone else expecting Rey and Luke to stay on Ahch-To for the entire movie?
>>92445694
I love them. Thanks for the smut, anon
>>92445936
Kek, saved
>>92445694
Never trust a Zeltron
>>92445936
How many padawans had a crush on Anankin? I have a feeling and Obi-Wan were the heartthrobs of the Jedi Order.
*corrupts dick*
>>92446049
They were both tied for a distant second in the "hottest Jedi" competition.
The real number one is this sexy beast.
>>92445936
based
>>92446095
Is his mouth on his forehead?
>>92446095
Based Pablo
Jango >>>>>>>>>> Boba
>>92446188
WATCH
THOSE
WRIST
ROCKETS
>>92446188
I wish there were more fights like this.
>>92445751
Reminds me of that EU droid comic about a B1 that defected and became a farm hand.
>>92446188
Making Boba into a lame little Mexican kid was a stupid idea, though.
THE AFTERMATH SUMMARY IS HERE
>>92446338
Add Sheevspin.
>>92445979
Yeah I kinda am desu
>>92446476
>Mexican
>>92446517
Thank you very much.
>>92446615
Is that smile or a nose
>>92445899
Looks like somebody's gonna get blown up...
>>92446517
noice
>>92446517
This is golden
Now do Life Debt and Empire's End
>>92446800
In the end, as the darkness takes it, it is nothing
>>92446919
Seconding this, the more people saved from Darth Wendig the better.
>>92446681
how did anakin go from this to being a bat queen seduction master
did being around miss snippy estrogen really wake him up or what
>>92445936
>tfw that's actually my fetish
>>92447842
Anakin does give off kind of a school shooter vibe in AOTC, doesn't he? And then of course he goes and commits mass murder.
>>92447842
>>92447953
He was a warrior monk who never really dated anyone or had interest in another woman from what we know so far.
He's awkward as fuck until Padme gives him... remedial lessons.
Which is superior: waifu/husbando ships or space ships?
>>92448566
waifu/waifu ships
>>92448566
Both combined, of course.
>>92448566
Waifus.
>>92448648
gay shit is trash only__bi__sexual relationships are acceptable
>>92448673
would you marry a super star destroyer voiced by Sigourney Weaver
>>92446476
He's Maori, an indigenous tribe of islanders from New Zealand known for their warriors and strength along with being the first to tattoo.
>>92448566
This husbando and this husbando only
>>92448566
>not understanding falseflagging samefags
This general brings shame and dishonor.
>>92448746
I'd marry anything with the voice of Lauren Cohan, particularly that british accent, which you can really hear in her role in destiny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EssrdQyyf1E
>>92448914
>>92448873
I'm not asking which waifu/husbando is best, merely whether you prefer that sort of ship to a starship or vice versa
>>92448914
>tiny>tfw I'm the same height as Luke
>>92448566
are you a girl?
>>92449114
>5' 8''
LUKE IS A CUTE
>>92449277
No, just a manlet.
>>92449430
rip you my guy you can sit on my shoulders
>>92449430but are you a cute manlet
>>92449508I dunno. I have an okay face I guess. Girls always complement my hair whenever I let it grow out.
tfw 5'11 and 13/16"
being so close to 6' is worse than being quasimodo
best ship
>>92445231
>>92446188
Boba is a pretty cool guy too though
>>92449731
What's he thinking about?
>>92449804
>>92449682
Shaak Ti and Nik Sant?
>>92449731
RARE PIETT
>>92449731
I think he's cute
how fucked am I?
>>92449846
>REBEL SCUM GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY BRIDGE DEFLECTOR SHIELDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>canonfags literally defending Disney kikery
At least Marvel drones admit their product is shit.
>>92445482
looks like something from hitchhikers guide, not starwars
Was Scarif supposed to be Byss in an earlier draft?
>>92450185
Probably not.
>>92445936
This meme always irked me.
>hey, wanna get me pregnant and ruin your life?
Yeah, no thanks.
>>92450185
I don't know what would lead you to that conclusion, if anything Scarif is Toprawa
>>92445799
Why do you assume everything in the EU is spinning lightsabers? Are you honestly this stupid?
Besides, that webbum you posted is canon and not EU, you dumb shit.
>>92449647
just be 6'5 with the rest of us my dude
>>92446049
>Why won't Anakin-senpai notice me?
>He never helps me with my droids.
>Why does he always keep that Slut Tano around?
>Gods, he has a fine ass.
>the empire sure knows how to ruin a perfectly good city
>implying this shithole wasn't awful before the big palace tower got built
Is Thrawn a top?
>>92450793
He tries...But he usually gets overpowered.
>>92450793
considering the fucking he gave the Rebels, yes, Atollon didn't look like power bottoming to me
>>92450793
Ask Eli
>>92450793
No, anon.
Star Wars will always involve dominant females making weak-kneed males beg for more.
>>92450931
Eli is such a massive bottom bitch that Thrawn would have to top by default.
>>92445717
Holy shit, Rebels had Chopper as a cameo?
>>92450599
>that one night after Ahsoka left the order, SS came to Anakin's chambers and tried to 'comfort' him
>"Maybe I can be your padawan tonight."
>Anakin awkwardly shoos her out
Even when she was right in front of him, senpai still didn't notice her.
>>92451441
I'd pay to see this, and pay even more for the REEEE DELETE THIS posting of ssfags.
>>92451669
How yandere would SS go if she found out that Anakin was already married?
>>92451441
Poor little SS...all that rejection, all that sexual frustration...
>>92451738
To make it even worse she tried to get Vader to become her daddy. He just told her to shut up and get back to practicing her saber spinning.
>>92451724
>Implying young SS wasn't a qt tsundere
>>92451794
At least she found love eventually, even if it didn't last long.
>>92446095
If this isn't Plo Koon, you have failed.
>clicks image
I'll take that.
>>92451798
Nah, SS was the awkward, flat-as-a-board dork, who shut herself in her room to tinker with her droids because she felt so out of place with all the other padawans.
do you think we'll see SS getting btfo by Vader in the new comic
>>92446476
>mexican
>>92445231
It's just good business.
>tfw literally all Kylo Ren figurines that have been released so far are garbage
Good merch when
>>92453040
Disney really made all the worst decisions when it came to right, didn't they?
This game is going to be the opening act to the canon ESB->RotJ "Shadows of the Empire" expansion.
We're going to get comics, books, MAYBE even something animated, all tying into the story of this game.
You heard it here first.
>>92451342
Also Hera (off-screen tho) and the Ghost
>>92454057
My dad also works at Nintendo, maybe he has lunch with your dad, and by lunch I mean casual sex.
Our dads are gay, you see.
>>92454149
Oh, so you're kinda my brother then.Let's also make sex
>>92454057
>More OT era pandering shit
wowit'snothing.png
>>92454754
>literally nothing exists between ESB and ROTJ except for a single YA Novel about how Leia got the Impirial Shuttle
>The period where the Rebellion is finally turning into a military force capable of fighting back against the Empire
>The period where Luke actually starts to become a Jedi
>Finally giving a canon expansion to this untapped period, and telling some stories in the peak of the GCW
>"HURR OHH TEE PANDUURANNZZZ"
>>92448715
Onscreen beheadings are okay if they're wearing helmets.
>>92454804
That's still OT, boyo.
Still the same stormtroopers, TIE fighters, X-wings and Rebels we are eating for too long now. I'm sick of them.
>>92454994
It's been 3 years. Only 3 years of canon beyond 1-6/TCW, and only a single ST movie is out so far.
If they're still sticking to the OT in 5+ years, and PT/ST is dry for new content, then you can start to complain.
>>92451851
>Aurebesh logo
>>92445479
so a booty episode?
what did she mean by this?
>>92455140
/ss/
>you will never walk past barriss' room and overhear togruta pussy munching noises
y god
>>92454057
I'm thinking it's a post-RotJ Boba Fett story. Mos Eisley looks like it's seen some heavy fighting and I could swear that's the back of Temuera Morrison's head.
>>92455327
Please be this.
I want Boba to shine and to earn a real status of badass guy, and get rid of the "dude in cool armor who did nothing but standing there and die" meme
>>92455290
Is that Sheev's actor in the Falcon?
>>92455368
It's not a meme if that's literally what he is
>>92455706
Only normies who have only seen the films and /tv/ mongrels think of him that way.
He was more than this in the EU, now I want him to be more than this in the nu-canon, that's all.
And for all the love I have for TCW, I think he deserves more than his few appearances.
>>92455409
Yes
>>92455755
>Only normies who have only seen the films and /tv/ mongrels think of him that way.
Are you living under a rock?
Normies suck Boba's cock and think he is the "epic badass" who escaped the Sarlacc Pit still.
Only people who follow canon know what he is actually like; A reckless fuck-up who lives in the shadow of his father, and who died like a bitch.
>>92455755
I'm all for Boba being badass, as long as he's still a looser that jobs to blind people.
Guy has a massive chip on his shoulder for a reason.
>>92455787
>died
>>92455787
>A reckless fuck-up who lives in the shadow of his father
For that matter, will we ever get more Jango stories or is he forever doomed to be forgotten? It sucks that people barely acknowledge his existence.
So just to clarify, Mandalorians all have blonde hair? And Jango wasn't a real Mandalorian, at least not genetically?
>>92455939
>that faceless dude in the background
Multi-species mandalorians con-fucking-firmed. GTFO mandohaters.
>>92452048
I hope so. She is cuter when she is angry.
>>92455296
>not Mirialan on Mirialan pussy munching with her Master
You have failed me for the last time, anon
>>92454804
It's only a one year gap between Empire and Jedi you can't fit THAT much shit in there
>>92455956
his face is turning...
>>92456131
And meanwhile nothing happens during the 10 years between TPM and AotC
>>92456169
There is nothing to happen. There is no war going on, just the Separatists quietly building droid armies somewhere.
>>92456310
>Obi-Wan struggling to properly train his fuckwit padawan
>Stories about Plagueis
>Dooku
>Ventress
>Sifo-Dyas
>Palpatine doing some political sheeving
>even fucking Padmé
It's not as interesting as the Clone Wars, but there are still plenty of stories to tell
How does /stco/ feel about seth mcfarlane's star trek parody show
>>92448566
Well, you can't relate to or self-insert as a spaceship.
>>92456453
I hope it'll fail to avoid giving Disney some bad ideas for Star Wars
>>92455993
There's a reason Barriss snapped.
Luminara a shit.
>>92456908
I sexually Identify as an LAAT/i. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the red wastelands dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting geonosians. People say to me that a person being an attack gunship is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a repulsorlift, a pair of anti-personnel laser turrets and two mass-driver missile launchers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “LAAT” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a LAATphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>92457123
You remind me of someone.
>>92457123
>If you can’t accept me you’re a CIS scum
Fixed, hehehe
>>92457082
delet
>>92457123
>>92457253
Fucking gold
>>92456383
Of course they'll never fill that gap cause of OT/ST shit
>>92457586
As I already said on an other thread, just have Luceno rewrite Plagueis with only some minor changes to fit the nu-canon and we're good.
>>92445581
I miss those two faggots. Plus, season one was the best season in Rebels, it had some of the best Generals during that time too. But, that's just y opinion.
>>92457770
Yeah but that doesn't help fill the 10 year gap. There's so much potential there imo.
>>92445479
testing
http://sfdebris.com/videos/games/kotor.php
I wish, he did a similar analysis for KotOR II. It had a way more interesting story, then the first one.
>gettin this buttblasted over a single OP image
We need to start every thread with a non-canon character picture. This is great fun.
>in ESB Yoda and Ben say that if Luke goes to save Han and Leia he's risking the Jedi Order
>Ben Solo is born because of Han and Leia surviving ESB. He goes on to destroy the Jedi Order
Pottery
>>92455939
>So just to clarify, Mandalorians all have blonde hair?
All of the ones from Mandalore, or at least all of the ones from the capital city of Sundari.
>And Jango wasn't a real Mandalorian, at least not genetically?
He wasn't one, period.
>>92458041
Now I'm curious about the reaction to a 'Forces of Destiny' OP with the usual bait attached
>>92455939
>So just to clarify, Mandalorians all have blonde hair?
No. Plenty of Mandos come in other hair colors (Bo-katan being a redhead, Soniee a brunette). And all the Wrens (that we've seen) have naturally black hair.
>And Jango wasn't a real Mandalorian, at least not genetically?
He wasn't a Mandalorian at all. Not genetically, not culturally, Nothing. He just used their equipment, plain and simple.
Will the EUfags and Canonfags ever live in harmony?
>>92458226
I enjoy a good chunk of EU content, but for the most part the Empire Era NuCanon material is pretty good.
>>92455939
Mandalorian was a cultural movement, not a race. The original Mandalore wasn't even human, he was Taung. The later-stage "Mandalorian"s were all pussies that had nothing to do with anything Mandalorian other than residing on their planet.
>>92457984
>somebody actually thought this was an interesting concept enough to submit to the ILM challenge
PSSHH...NOTHIN PERSONNEL, KID
>>92458325
*In Legends.
What in-universe vidya is there in Star Wars?
>>92456963
They tried it. 30 something episodes of Star Wars Detours are sitting in a vault, probably somewhere near the Wii Rogue Squadron ports.
>>92458868
Gambling mostly in current canon, I know EU had a few, can't ember what book exactly but there was a multiplayer thing that was basically running a solar system and using gravitational fields to fuck up somebody else's solar system
>>92458868
dejarik
Thanks to the guy who posted the recap of the aftermath novel.... I'm not going to waste money on that trash. I take the recap with a grain of salt but even if it was heavily exaggerated, it sounds like a conviluted mess.
>>92458912
>literal Star Wars
>>92457984
WHO HAS "NO PATIENCE" NOW?
>>92458967
You know you can get access to books without paying for them right? Not only does our MEGA folder update with each book release, if you have a public library nearby they might keep up-to-date with SW books like mine does.
>>92459217
This guy here. Please support your local libraries.
I need to raid mine in search for some of the EU junior novels
>>92459217
Mine doesn't. Hell I can't find any of the X-wing books I used to borrow long ago, like Wraith Squadron, on the online system.
Still seems a waste to read though. I've heard Catalyst described as much much better, and Thrawn was pretty good.
>>92459087
I imagine that was half the joke, yes.
I want to say it was one of the Reaves and/or Perry books, they have a tendency to get a little bit clownshoes, which usually works.
>light"saber"
>no basket hilt
>blade is not single-edged
>blade is not curved
>used by some kinda monks, instead of light cavalry
Jesus Christ, what a load of shit
>>92459476
>light"saber"
George didn't name them with any technicality relation to swords in mind.
>no basket hilt
They'd have been totally redundant.
>blade is not single-edged
Every inch of the blade is effectively an edge. Even blades like the Darksaber that actually have a shaped edge.
>blade is not curved
That's probably not even possible for Lightsabers.
>used by some kinda monks, instead of light cavalry
Used by Knights.
4/10.
>>92459699
People seriously reacting to dumb shit I contrive makes me wanna push the boundaries of shitposting just to see, at what point you people will stop taking it seriously.
>>92459476
I want to see some snooty Jedi cavalry regiments now.
>>92459476
This made me think. Maybe we've been saying it wrong all this time.
Maybe the name doesn't refer to the luminous blade at all. Maybe it's 'Light Saber' instead of 'lightsaber'.
Maybe there's a 'Heavy Saber' we've never seen. The size of a tree-branch. Can only be weilded with assistance from the force.
After all, George just called them 'laser swords'. Maybe that's the name of the overall category and there are different gagues of laser sword.
Muh mind!
>>92454994
Nigga, we had over 12 years of prequel content.
>>92459819
Look up "obi-wan clone wars 2003 bike".
>>92455787
>Only people who follow canon know what he is actually like; A reckless fuck-up who lives in the shadow of his father, and who died like a bitch.
You tried pushing this a few months ago and you were throughout defeated. People may not like Boba Fett for being overrated but he had an impressive list of accomplishments. Especially next to Cad and Sing.
>>92459861
Obi-Wan's emphasis in ANH:
>This is your father's light saber
It checks out.
>>92445029
>>92445092
>>92445124
Why does acknowledging Legends bother you so much?
>>92459814
>People seriously reacting to dumb shit I contrive makes me wanna push the boundaries of shitposting just to see
Do it. Trigger me more.
The Animated Origins Celebration panel has been uploaded with the pictures now. Including some of the Hammerhead models and rotating image of the models both unpainted and painted
https://youtu.be/85Jw-63YNYI
The Ghost and Hammerhead stuff is from 40:00 - 42:00
I'd post some screencaps but last I checked the images are down
can anyone storyline screaming citadel and poe?
>>92460187
do you still ask your mom to wipe your butt after you take a poop?
>>92460187
Image posting is fucked.
>>92458058
Yoda knows shit
Anyone else hoping those Sentinel Droids from Shattered Empire show up more?
thicc
Just ripped the second issue, or whatever you want to call it, of the Lost Stars manga. I'll have the translation done in an hour or two.
>>92460328
They're already appearing in Battlefront 2, which is really neat. Hopefully as we see more and more of the early transition era they'll come back up
>>92460531
Awesome, you're a star
I'm going to assume you've done the same for the first issue, where might I find that? Missed it if you posted it before
>>92460581
Yeah. Here: http://imgur.com/a/DpNrE
It's also on batoto, but that seems to be down at the moment.
Just like last time I'll be storytiming it on/a/, as well as posting the links here.
>>92459814
Your imitation of an idiot is too good, most can't tell it's an imitation.
>>92460187
Citadel was done. Check the archive.
>>92460659
Yeah, helps me blend right in around here.
Images are back I guess!
>>92460653
Oh nice! Thanks for translating and uploading!
I miss protosabers.
>>92445092
>Not liking Thrawn
Faggot detected.
>dead thread
>boba fett argument
>>92461126
threads also dead because the idiot op put "and" in the subject instead of an ampersand
RIP 4chan
did george make star wars care bear before disney got to it?
>>92460881
It was nice to see things from rebels Incorporated into r1. More ships in space battle are always great!
I'm uninvested in the series but I suppose I should watch it. It would be really sweet if in season 4 when more rebels come together, lots of them use Z-95s and maybe even a few ARC-170s. This would be a reason they want to get the more modern T-65s flowing in.
Also have Dutch Vander make another apperance, and one for Garven Dreis and General Merrick. Gotta represent the flyboys
>>92461159
Also dead because 4chins is broke
>>92460653
I wanna fuck that twi'lek
>>92444996
I have a question, how much would a full set of near mint editions of the original comics carton be worth? I've had them for years and never had them valued.
>>92461233
>4chins is broke
bad gateway? i just reset my ip
>>92461252
but that's a BOY
a VERY gay boy with fake eyebrows!!
>>92461316
No, all posting seemed to be down for a fewinutes, before which no images would upload.
It could be related to a thread on another board
>>92461412
>It could be related to a thread on another board
What
>jango fett was a common bounty hunter!, how he acquired that armor is beyond me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bwB_-HqEyg
proof jango isnt a mandalorian! right from the show
>Can't even keep this Geonosian basket weaving holoblog up
>>92462359
just need some fresh blood anon, you imperials are outdated.
>>92462543
Fuck that's a good photo of him
I love hux
>>92458174
>Soniee
BIG MANDO TITS
>>92462562
How the fuck did she age 5 years in one season?
>>92462543
imperial technology is the greatest in the galaxy
>>92461308
Check out ebay for similar items for a pricing guide. Doubt many people here know enough to give you a helpful answer.
Translation for the second chapter of Lost Stars is done.
Here's the Imgur: http://imgur.com/a/5OzpA
It'll be on Batoto in a few hours
And it's being storytimed on /a/ here >>>/a/157327940
>>92462543
I know, there's probably a canon reason for this, but it buggs me, that they call a guy, who barely started growing pubes "General".
>>92458967
No problem. I just got home from work so I'm starting on the summary of the second Aftermath book right now.
>>92462543
Did they pick Hux solely on looks?
because he'd look good on posters
>>92462618
Growth spurt, anon. Some people have them very rapidly.
Just so happens that Soniee got hit hard. Just so happened that it worked to her benefit.
>>92462730
his dad was a notable instructor/trainer for troops
>>92462562
that is an awfully big rack of tits for a disney show.
>>92462973
Cartoon Network
>>92458868
In those old youth novels, they had holo-vidya that was basically Rogue Squadron, only blatantly rigged in favor of imperial ships
>>92462730
>>92462940
His dad trained a small cadre of hyper disciplined teenage soldiers, and Brendol somehow managed to take command of them during Aftermath
Its very likely that he quite literally built the First Order's stormtrooper training regime from the ground up. Plus he's in his late thirties at the very least, so its safe to assume the clean shaven look is an intentional decision on his part
>>92461339
>but that's a BOY
Did I stutter?
>>92460881
>>92461233
yeah that was nice
>>92462703
you're a fucking hero, anon.
>>92462703
thanks!
>>92463541
Thanks~
BEST BOY
>>92446517
That book is fucking gay
So Screaming Citadel 2 came out today. Has it been scanned or storytimed yet?
>>92463731
Yeah dude it sounds awful
>>92463748
It's been scanned but no storytime.
>>92463629
I need more twi'lek traps.
>>92463986
download link up?
Why can't Luke just have a happy ending?
>>92464062
>>92464085
GOOD PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED NICE THINGS
>>92464136
>>92464215
>>92464124
Tell me about it.
>>92464085
Because the plot is an uncaring and all devouring beast anon
What do you think is in store for Thrawn?
>>92464554
An artistically done death?
wheres da phantom
Do we have any canon big tittied characters?
>>92464804
Mama the Hutt
>>92461570
Yup he wasn't Mandalorian.
It was just coincidence that he wore Mandalorian armor.
And recruited Mandalorian pilots like Fenn Rau to train his clones.
And based the look of his clones armor on the Mandalorian style.
I'm sure glad the new pacifist Mandalorian regime denied any affiliation with a known bounty hunter or else I'd have been real confused.
>>92464987
I like the idea that Jango was a pretender who wanted to be part of something he wasnt allowed. Holy shit, Jango is a mandoboo
>>92464804
Big tittied you say? Look no further.
>>92464987
I'm pretty sure it was the Kaminoans who styled the armour after the stolen suit Jango was wearing all the time
And it was the Republic/the Jedi who hired Mando's like Fenn Rau to train up Clones because they knew the Mando's were one of the few warlike cultures with relevant experience in fighting interstellar warfare
Plus what >>92465027, Jango is a Mandalorian wannabe
>>92465029
>tfw when no sex-starved Imperial administrator to sit on your face or ride you ragged
>>92464554
>season 4 the whole season leads up to him dying
>he doesn't, not even in the finale
>some Wendig book that comes out in 5 years mentions him having a totally pathetic death a month afterward
How mad would you be?
>>92464987
Matter fact, Jango is Bender in the Harlem Globetrotter episode.
>>92465150
>you will never suffocate beneath her big thicc tiddies
Why even live?
>>92465227
Not really.
Considering the trailer (scene with Rukh fighting Scouts), I've been inclined to think we'll get a storyline where Rukh joins the rebels only for him to be revealed to be an Imperial Spy
>>92464987
>It was just coincidence that he wore Mandalorian armor.
Correct.
>And recruited Mandalorian pilots like Fenn Rau to train his clones.
The Kaminoans did that, and it wasn't just Mandalorians that were hired.
Not to mention the Kaminoans had their own training shit set up
>And based the look of his clones armor on the Mandalorian style.
That was likely the Kaminoans.
>>92465150
Lt. Lyste is working under her now, dealing with those problems.
>>92465325
those scouts are most likely ezra and company
>>92465347
So in the end it worked out alright for him?
>>92465027
I think it's just silly that they created a whole group of people based on one character who appeared in the films, and thenake that one character not part of that group.
It's like if they based the whole Jedi order on Obi-Wan's character and then later said "oh he's not really a Jedi, he just somehow ended up with a lightsaber and force powers"
>>92465432
He's getting stuck in a rut at the moment. The daily grind is going to wear him down. He'll never make Captain unless he gets out of the office to get some action in the field.
>>92465479
Eh, Mandolorian has always been an infuriatingly vague descriptor. It covers citizens of the planet, people who follow an ancient warrior code, the descendants of both of those groups (even if they themselves don't follow the code) and a discreet race of people from Mandalore who started the whole thing off to begin with
That and Mando lore was generated in fits and spurts by different people all writing their own version of whatever badass warrior cult they felt Boba should be from. No one person really created it, hence the lack of consistency
>>92465598
He's developing a quick tongue that gives Pryce satisfying answers, though.
>>92465479
The group existed before Fett though. They were evil SuperCommandos who got wiped out by the Jedi. Boba and his father were cool enough to kill them and take their armor. Also, anon you have to understand Boba being Mando is very new. In the Old EU, boba was a fallen stormtrooper not a super commando
>>92465844
He's putting his cunning grasp of linguistics to good use
>>92465902
He'll make muff if he keeps it up. It's important to be rigid in situations like this.
tfw not part of pryce's harem of feminized sissy tranny fuccbois
What's the best of the new canon comics?
Are we shipfu posting?
>>92465844
One slip of the tongue about her plans and he'll be in deep shit, though.
>>92466092
Vader and Lando
>tfw I can't decide if I'd rather be ravished by SS or Pryce
Both are pretty hot desu
>>92466013
You cut a bit off down the bottom there.
>>92466205
Fuck.
>>92466092
Lando is awesome and a must read
Darth Vader (the post ESB series that's all wrapped up now) was a great read, but being Doctor Aphra's first appearance can make it divisive.
The Kanan comic was pretty good and I'm forever grateful to it for showing us what Rae Sloane looks like (10/10 best Impfu, Grand Admiral of my heart, would follow in the Unknown Regions again)
Other than that, have a rummage through the MEGA, see what grabs you. The main Star Wars comics are a little variable but have their moments (and, naturally, you'll have to pick up a few issues anyway to complete the story of Vader Down, which was also great). Personally I really enjoyed the Doctor Aphra series so far, but your mileage may vary
>>92465479
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandalorian#Creation_and_development
>In production for The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Ralph McQuarrie and Joe Johnston designed armor intended to be worn by soldiers described as supercommandos from the Mandalore system, armed with weapons built into white suits and known for battling the Jedi. Initially, the soldiers were called "Super Troopers" and were intended to look alike. The group eventually developed into a single bounty hunter character, Boba Fett, and the costume was reworked, but it retained elements such as wrist lasers, rocket darts, and a jetpack.
>>92466013
>>92466205
>>92466218
FIXED IT
NEW SUMMARY
>>92466297
Thank you so much for this, I've seen attempts to dissect the important bits from Aftermath but (despite doing their best) they proved to be less gripping than even the novel. I think the only way to survive Aftermath is to treat it as some avant garde experiment in whether or not its possible to make a riff track for a book
>>92466297
>stolen super star destroyer
Don't these things have crews in the tens of thousands minimally, with drydocks having to be Kuat-tier? How do you STEAL that?
>>92466386
They recently did a story arc in the main Star Wars comics where they stole a Star Destroyer using a small team on the Falcon. Canonically they're supposed to basically be the size of cities but somehow it's possible to steal them.
>>92466386
You're Darth Nihilus and are keeping your creaking wreck of a ship together with your powerful dark side abilities, which is also what you are using to mind control what is almost a literal skeleton crew to man the ship.
>>92466423
At the very least in story arc its mentioned several times that even their skeleton crew is about a hundred strong and even then is literally only capable of pointing the Star Destroyer where it needs to go and keeping it running, and only barely at that
A Super Star Destroyer in pirate hands would be, I assume, one of those crowning achievements that ultimately breaks a pirate fleet rather than helps it
>>92466476
Imagine the logistics involved in just smearing a pirate emblem on one of the sides, to say nothing of actually keeping the thing running.
>>92466550
Plus, the only paint you can get in those quantities is ISD white, anyway. That pissed off one Legends character, anyway.
>>92466550
You'd need about a 100 guys just to raise the Jolly Roger on one of its shield generators
Yeah, an SSD is basically a white elephant for anyone who can't throw around millions like its chump change. Or, if you get unlucky enough to live in Wendig-verse, if your capricious fucktard of a god decides he needs to escalate things
>>92466297
Aww, man.
Can't wait to see the one for Empire's End
>>92466375
>>92466795
I'm sorry it was so boring. I was contemplating making it more jokey but I didn't want to take out a bunch of details and this book has the characters going to tons of different planets all over the place. Should I make a better version with less care for actual details (other than important stuff) that's more to the point like the last one?
>>92466550
It wouldn't even be useful, anyway. ISDs, at least, can function as pursuit ships (or at least Han intimates as much in ANH and we see them do that in ESB), but a SSD is a dreadnought made for slugging with fleets.
>>92466550
You know a couple of fighters or frigates could easily paint something right? Or droids?
>>92466860
>giving painters' jobs to droids
Die CIS scum
>>92466837
Honestly, I wouldn't bother. Aftermath is only worth the effort you're putting into it now because of where it sits in the timeline, it doesn't deserve multiple takes. That and the primary point of this exercise is to get all the important shit laid out in an easily digestible format, which I'd say you're doing a great job of
New Star Wars Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-zYQdvEYQ
>Star Wars 31 not in the folder yet
>>92463629
The artist just forgot to draw her ears, right?Right?
>>92466297
>therapy ewok
>>92467795
Congratulations, you're gay now. He'll only give you that judging look a little bit.
>>92467795
According to Pablo Hidalgo, only female Twi'leks have eyebrows.
Make what you will of that statement.
>>92468088
Maybe he pencils them on.
>>92468364
>>92468088
>>92468034
>>92467795
Do you think he has a femininebosom?
>>92468427
No, but I imagine he has a femininevoice.
What's the deal with Sand People?
>>92468802
>pic
>>92468802
>he would later be sacrificed to Wicker Vader
>>92467575
anyone
or am I retarded
>>92468802
Fucking infildels defiling their holy sands with their technology.
Ishand-holdingcanon?
>>92468088
>>92467795
>>92463629
It's possible the artist just doesn't know the gender differences guys. Most people aren't autists like us.
>>92469577
>>92469859
Well, no one tell him. I want more cute twi'lek males.
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>>92467556
>they mentioned Filoni's space wolves
Solid ep 10/10
>>92468364
This. He knows what he's doing.
So I see the Poe comic continues to find new ways to completely avoid its original plot and pad itself out
>>92470943
I think the worst part of the comic is that Poe doesn't even feel like an active player in it. Half the time he's just reacting to stuff and going through the motions.
>>92468364
>>92470831
It's Maybelline, then.
Surprise, the Jedi are back in Episode VIII!
Rian Johnson tricked us all!
>>92471962
OMG APHRA CONFIRMED
>>92471962
Don't get my hopes up anon
>>92471982
Don't get my hopes up anon
>>92471962
OMG SABINE CONFIRMED
>>92471962
OMG KOTOR CONFIRMED, REVAN IS CANON AGAIN, THANK YOU BASED JJ
>>92471982
>>92472007
Fools, they are clearly KREIA AND JEDI EXILE KOTOR2 CONFIRMED FOR ONE TRUE CANON TO RULE THEM ALL
>>92471962
Flashback?
>>92471962
>Jan Ors
KYLE IS COMING THANK YOU BASED RIAN
>>92471962
The most exciting thing about this image isn't the people (humans, boring...)
It's the sky. Look how alien it is.
This isn't like TFA where all the locations felt like Earth, THAT right there looks like an alien world.
>>92471962
SANA CONFIRMED?
>>92471962
>>92471962
Star Trek:Taliban (STT)
>>92471982
>>92471991
>>92472007
>>92472020
>>92472035
>>92472048
>>92472059
>>92472082
>>92472147
>>92472163
It's an image from the new Star Trek show you gullible fools. Anon just rused you guys hard
>>92472236
What a dank lad
>>92471962
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
ITS HAPPENING
>>92472236
anon I think it is you whomst is the fool here
>>92472236
I-I knew that...
>>92472259
Obviously it's cougar Aphra and her latest girltoy trekking across the galaxy to seduce a young Ben Solo and tick all three generations of Skywalkers off her list.
>>92472259
>Nute´s porn stash
>Being found
>Ever
>>92472259
OMG BENDU IS SNOKE CONFIRMED
>>92472259
>>92472340
>>92472349
There's so much more!
>>92472352
>BENDU and SNOKE both have 5 letters
fuccing confirmed
S-snoke?
>>92472399
Snoke isn't that ugly, its obviously Malak
>>92472399
The leaks were true
>>92472399
Did he get stung by bees?
>>92472369
I can hear them. Even now. In my mind. In the deep secret silence of my heart.
>Hulloooo and welcome to the cancri-
>Hoi goise it's me Ryan and my twin brot-
>Here are ten things you-
>Exciting new rumours-
>Secrets and easter eggs of-
When will it stop?
>>92472369
>Dengar's hat
Tee hee!
>>92472571
>that picture
holy shit
>>92472340
ITS TIME TO JACK OFF
>>92472236
Maybe like two of those are genuine, dude
>>92469382
It just showed up.
>>92472852
>Space Aladdin becomes Space Jasmine
>>92472952
Happy Rex looks kind of apprehensive
>>92473029
Does the smile one work on her?
>>92473094
It only slightly changed her smile in that pic
so how do i navigate the archive to find the storytime of Screaming Citadel #1?
>>92473161
very carefully
>>92473161
It's under one shots in the comics section
>>92473141
Rey turned into Hillary Clinton
>>92473435
>comics section
The comics section of the canon mega from the pastebin in the OP, just to be clear.
>>92473464
And mathew broderick
Post dumbest TIE Fighter Variant.
>>92474108
tie bomber
bravo lucas
>>92474108
Worst TIE coming through
>>92473840
And Hugo Weaving.
>>92474198
TIE reaper is bleh too
>>92474108
>That one level in Rogue Squadron 3 where you are forced to pilot it
>Its about as strong as a piece of paper.
>>92474331
so that's why i get angry when i see it
>>92474329
Yeah, but at least that one's a straight transport and not a traditional fighter
>>92474395
They should have just used the transport from TCW/Rebels tbqh
Much better "TIE Gunship" design
>>92474437
I dunno, the reaper is bland but I've never liked the police transport thing. It always looked ugly and cobbled together to me and I don't know why so many people love it.
>>92474437
>>92474329
It's Kylo Ren's shuttle with TIE panels in a unique configuration instead of ugly dumbass bat wings that don't make any sense and don't fold all the way.
>>92474490
To be fair, I don't hate the Reaper, it's just meh.
Kylo's shuttle can fuck right off, it's full retard.
>>92474470
I don't really like it either but your reasoning isn't really sound. It's just a Sienar product, along the same technological development lines that would become the TIE. Incidentally, Sienar produces most of the shuttles but only combined the TIE panels with em on the "republic helicopter"
>>92474526
I like the center hull (which is evoked in, and thus derived from, the TIE reaper and Zeta cargo shuttle) but the way the wings go from |_| to \_/ not only doesn't make any damn sense, it's also not cool or interesting in any meaningful fashion.
>>92474558
I hope it's in Battlefront 2.
Concept art seems to suggest gunships are going to be a thing in that game, and the Empire is going to need one.
>>92474490
>Kylo Ren's shuttle with TIE panels in a unique configuration
All I see is an FO troop transport with TIE striker wings
>>92474558
Not him but the TIE panels do feel just kind of slapped on there.
>>92474108
>>92474755
That stormtrooper looks like hes trying to break out
>>92474755
Not as bad as this
>>92474755
>>92474804
Raith Sienar got all the best spice.
>>92474900
You joke, but his addiction is a serious issue and he's just surrounded by enablers. He needs help.
>>92474801
He has the plans to destroy Home One, but he is trapped in there with 7 other Stormtroopers, and Luke Skywalker.
Jesus christ why did Screaming Citadel #2 have such shit art.
WHOA GUYS-
THE FORCE AWAKENS SPOILERS HOLY SHIT-
http://www.swtorstrategies.com/2014/12/potential-star-wars-episode-vii-leak-from-4chan-warning-possible-spoilers-within-read-at-your-own-risk.html
>Chrometrooper is an Inquisitor
>Boyega is a Force Sensitive
>The empire and republic are still at war
>Kira is Solo's daughter
>Lando is famous
>Yoda's force ghost appears in the movie
Wow!
I can't believe all this will be in Episode 7!!!
>>92474980
>yfw the Rebels are just trying to get him to go to Rehab
>>92475028
>Kira
Who?
>>92474655
I hate this ugly lump of shit
>>92475028
Adam Driver's character is a descendant of Count Dooku!
>>92475077
t. axis
>>92475028
>Jyn is an Imperial double agent in Rouge One!
>Grey Jedi and Force trees in Epsiode 8!
>>92475065
Han Solo's and Leia's daughter silly! Played by Daisy Ridley.
>>92475183
>Daisy Ridley.
Who?
>>92475110
You know I am genuinely surprised that the Endor Speeder Bike mission was able to run at a solid 60 throughout.
>>92475183
FAKE
Daisy Ridley is confirmed to be playing Jaina Solo
>>92475195
the xenomorph from alien
>>92475237
And Domhnall Gleeson is Ben Skywalker
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>92475254
OHHHHHHHH
Gotcha
>>92474713
>TIE solar panels
>on a gunship operating below the planet surface on coruscant
You have a point
>>92475486
>on a gunship operating below the planet surface on coruscant
The gunship isn't only for the Coruscant underworld
>>92475486
>>TIE solar panels
Anon, they are radiators.
>>92475810
Anon, they're solar collectors
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_collector
>>92472439
What leaks? Are there credible leaks?
>>92475895
I've been living a lie.
>>92475942
is was only joke
>>92473494
>space legal
>>92473010
>that old hera
>final sequence of the series has old hera walking out
>it was a simple story...
Who's best clone
>>92476851
>God Tier:
Fives, Rex, Waxer
>Great Tier
Bacara, Hevy, Echo, Paratroopers, Cutup, Hardcase, Kix, Wolffe
>Good Tier
Boil, Galactic Marines, Bad Batch, Cody, Tup, Gregor
>Fuck off Tier
Gree, Fox, Slick
I know I missed dozens, but I am tired, those are the most important ones
I miss Yarael Poof.
>>92476904
fuck, I forgot Slick existed. What a dingus
Is there a reason all the lighting in Dark Empire is coloured puke green and piss yellow? I get using it for effect but not half of the whole comic.
>>92476904
>Elder God Tier:
99
>>92469968
This is a blue board.
>>92477739
>>92476904
>Higher than God Tier
Boss, Fixer, Sev, Scorch
>>92449943
On a scale of 1 to Alderaan. Alderaan.
>>92477499
The colours in general are pretty trippy in Dark Empire, don't pay attention to such small details
>>92477776
I love you
>>92452174
You know I just noticed the collar of his coat. Looks like Harlock's. Hmm...
>>92475028
Damn, I wish we could have this film instead of the trainwreck TFA was
>>92477886
I am enjoying the trippy visuals, I just wish the colour palette used was more diverse.
>>92462359
>Geonosian basket weaving
I guffawed well.
So whats at the very bottom of the Coruscant Underworld?
>>92476904
>Fuck off Tier
>Gree, Fox, Slick,Boba
Fixed that for you.
>>92478120
Black Sun dealers trading unreleased copies of1313
>>92478162
We talking about a pre Fett build?
>>92478120
The meaning of life.
>>92478180
>implying this dude wasn't Fett without his helmet all along
sweaty lekku suck
Consensual hand-holding and forehead kissing
>>92478212
Roonga nee kotoonga !
>>92478120
A Sith temple, and some creepy as fuck monsters that I hope we actually see some day
>>92478233
That's only below the Jedi Temple though.
>>92478233
That's some Evangelion level of weird shit
I wish we got to see some cosmic horror in Star Wars some day in some stand alone comic or vidya
This is Dash Rendar's ship in ANH, which is a canon movie.
GTFO Pablito, Rendar is canon.
>>92478431
Anon...
Rebels already expanded on that ship, its now owned by Sato's little shit of a nephew.
Rendar is still not canon.
>>92478120
Dark Greetings
>>92478120
Nute Gunray'soh you know what I'm talking about
>>92478120
A pebble. The entire planet is a small pebble at the centre.
>>92477776
They were so good they broke through EU and became canon again
>>92478934
As if the core of Coruscant could contain it all.
>>92445792
>>92445828
>>92445819
Sup.
>>92458174
But then why the vast majority of them is blonde? I just assumed the exceptions either have dyed hair or had non-Mandalorians among their recent ancestors.
>>92462703
Is this mango official? Or just some fans adapting the book?
>>92479062
Sup.
>>92479196
Definitely official
>>92479170
>But then why the vast majority of them is blonde?
Because the were meant to invoke a Scandi vibe. While many of them are blondes, not all are.
> I just assumed the exceptions either have dyed hair or had non-Mandalorians among their recent ancestors.
That's entirely possible, but not for sure. Especially since hair dying seems to only be a thing with Sabine.
Bottom line, MOST of them are blond, others aren't.
>>92479214
Oi Malak
>>92479259
HEYA REVEN
How do you fuck up the gene sequence so badly?
>>92479309
They didn't. The members of Bad Batch were designed, not an accidental.
>>92479273
HEY DADDY :DDDD
>>92479344
I understand trying to give them different/better skills, improved strength or intellect, etc. But why do they also look like completely different people, with different facial features, voices, skin, and so on? It's like the Kaminoans didn't just make adjustments to Jango's DNA, but rather mixed it with other people's DNAs to see if they can get the best from both donors. Hmm, maybe that's actually what happened. In that case it would have been more interesting if they used DNA of other species, to have their racial traits. E.g. add some Wookiee genes to get an ultimate tank. That would have been really cool to see.
>>92479478
>But why do they also look like completely different people, with different facial features, voices, skin, and so on?
The same reason why Vader's eyes turned yellow in only certain parts while on Mustafar, as opposed to being yellow most the time;Dramatic effect.
They look that way to visually/stylistically exaggerate their mutations to make it obvious for the viewer to readily identify what each member is about.
The fact that they're the results of experimental mutations should be enough of an in-universe explanation. You really shouldn't bother thinking too much about it.
>>92479344
They did though, why do you think they're called the Bad Batch anon?
This is even alluded to by 99 in Season 3, as Filoni himself said.
>>92479628
>The fact that they're the results of experimental mutations should be enough of an in-universe explanation. You really shouldn't bother thinking too much about it.
Thanks. I know, I just can't help it.
Would have been really cool to see half-alien clones though.
>>92479661
>why do you think they're called the Bad Batch anon?
Irony. A joke. Because they're not defective since the reasons why they're different is because they were intended to be so.
>>92479679
>Would have been really cool to see half-alien clones though.
We sorta got that in the form of Dr. Cylo.
>>92479720
>We sorta got that in the form of Dr. Cylo.
Oh, right. I really need to catch up on those comics.
>>92479762
>Hey!
>Hey, Vader!
>Whatta' we gonna' do on the bed Vader?!>Pomf! =3
>>92479776
>>92477927
>the trainwreck TFA was
TFA was the opposite of a trainwreck, TFA was like driving a scooter on a nice day through your old childhood neighborhood and seeing the weird new people who live there now. Pleasant and nostalgic, but unoriginal and simple.
In the big picture of star wars films, when there's a damn dozen of them, TFA will be remembered as a missed opportunity to do more and be more daring with the setting.
>>92479939
>Pleasant and nostalgic, but unoriginal and simple.
I actually did this not too long ago. It wasn't anything like that. Especially since I didn't see any people.
It was actually kinda creepy.
>>92479939
More like watching your old childhood neighborhood demolished before your eyes.
TFA was a good movie by itself, but a horrible, horrible piece of the Star Wars mythos. Everything that happened in the original 6 films was rendered pointless by it.