well /co/?
didn't think the Saga movie would have Sextillion
>>92444226
meh
>>92444226
only if i'm desperate for head, which looks like it's the one thing she could do.
>>92444226
Well what?
>>92444269
>>92444226
It's so fucking unsettling
it was supposed to be DEAD
"legs go all the way up" griffon.
shes a yellow ball with a face. not even a good face. no thanks
another Pac-Man cartoon? At least the pink punk looking pac-thing had a better design than this
An emoji with can I speak to the manager hair. It's so perfectly Facebook.
I'd rather Adi
>>92444244
Bretty gud
>>92444828
there are humans in this movie?
>>92444864
The movie is set inside the phone of the kid in the grey hoody. The main emoji fucked up by pulling the wrong face when he sent a text to the girl he had a crush on.
>>92444864
yeah its pretty much a Rek-it-Ralf clone
>>92444226
Yes. And no, I am not proud of myself.
>>92444828
>That fat kid in the back thinking he's so slick with his phone behind his book
>>92444226
It'd be like fucking Mike from Monsters Inc.
>>92444226
I've done it.
I've finally found something I can't sexualize.
I might be on the path to being normal again.
>>92444921
So this is just Wreck it Ralph but using memes.
She looks like she could be the main villain. So predictible
>>92445311
She's his mom, the one with the biggest grin is the villain.
Still predictable as hell.
>>92445311
Nah, that crazy looking smiley emoji is the main villain. Obviously they're going to talk about the emoji hierarchy, how the more commonly used emojis are treated better than the more obscure shitty emojis and there'll probably be a scene where those emojis stand up for the main meh emoji guy and they realize that they all have a wide range of emotions and shit with the underlining message of the film being about being yourself and going against society's norms or some shit
>>92444226
I like the design, but hate the fact that it's a fucking emoji
>>92444226
I'm glad that pacman finally revealed she was trans all along
>>92444828
>mohammad hunt for adi instead of the white grills.
>>92445513
>>92445396
Its clear the shit emoji is gonna be the villain. Ever since they showed him off, it was obvious
>>92444226
Why the fuck does the female 1337haxx0r grrrl have a body when the other females don't? Is it some sort of pant shirt thing she wears?
>>92445983
>she
>>92446061
this is still a big issue. is it even confirmed what she is at this point?
>>92444226
Probably gives good head.
>>92444226
Yep, that's the reaction women typically have to my dick.
>>92444226
Usually I'm all for tired looking older women, except this is literally just a fucking yellow ball and I hate it.
>>92444828
>>92444795
If she get's more than 2 minutes of screentime I might bother pirating this
>>92444226
She looks like Hillary Clinton, but hot.
>>92446771
Suck the chrome off a Peterbilt
>>92448280
Just like the other Meme that came around.
>>92446876
>tired looking older women
You have fine taste friend.
>>92446101
yo what the fuck is that gif from
>>92449836
Double king.
>>92446916
kys pedofag
>>92446061
>>92446575
She's probably a glitched emoji with a sob story that will be resolved when the other emojis accept her at the end of the movie.
>Why the fuck does the female 1337haxx0r grrrl have a body when the other females don't?
Makes it easier to draw porn of her since the other females are just head and legs.
There's only one appropriate response
>>92452520
Guess iemojis don't work on 4chan
Pic related is basically what I was trying to say
>>92444520
Vine was suppose to be dead too, yet look at how that turned out.
What the fuck is the premise of this movie?
>>92444828
>they all fail because they were on their phones instead of paying attention during class
>>92452691
an emoji learning to become his own person instead of restricting himself to his society-given role
>>92453074
Does this really have to be the plot of 90% of kids movies? It's just so generic and overdone that I'm kind of annoyed they couldn't even put any effort into coming up with a message/moral/story that hasn't been told a thousand times before and a thousand times better, even for the Emoji movie, I expected better.
I would have given it a pass if it was an hour and a half of emojis goofing around with lame gags for retarded small kids to laugh at, but just having the most generic story for a kids movie really just puts it over the edge.
>>92444226
If you give her more humanization and draw lewd of it It would be just simpsons porn t.bh
>>92446876
>tired looking older women
>>92445195
Meme-It Meh
>>92444226
Nobody on /co/ is that desperate.
(I haven't read the replies in the thread yet.)
>>92453151
Found one
>>92446876
>tired looking older women
>>92444226
Remember that time when /co/ wanted to fuck the female character from the Pacman cartoon?
I have absolutely no doubt that there are a few guys on here who'd fuck this as well.
>>92455087
Where's the vagina?
>>92444226
Very fukkable. 8/10
>>92453074
Looking at some of the trailers they show the main conflict is that were the main character and the rest of the emojis live might deleted because of that, so really I would say 'just be yourself' message doesn't really work in this context
>>92455625
On the internet it's wherever you want it to be
>>92452623
What's the ice cream supposed to be?
>>92457137
my soul when I see this movie exists
>/co/ will actually have emoji waifus
JUST
>>92457467
>>92457584
It begins.
>>92452561
>Guess iemojis don't work on 4chan
every day i come here i give up a little more on life
>>92446916
Seeing her in the trailer is the only thing worth for this movie.
>>92452691
Some guy sent a girl an emoji to confess his love for her but the emoji did the wrong face and shiet. It's a completely stupid plot.
>>92444226
Eh, she's okay. I love spherical girls but she's no Ms.Pac-man or Green M&M
>>92459194
the green m&m and brown m&m are canonically gay for eachother
what would a pregnant emoji look like
>>92459236
Source?
>>92459572
https://twitter.com/mmschocolate/status/615220459253141504?lang=en
>>92444795
>>92444828
Whos the arab giving her the rape stare?
>>92444226
Well what? Is she going to give me a blowjob?
>>92459603
Because he's a sandnigger.
>>92459596
Huh, Green could do better though.
>>92444269
/thread
>>92460345
He said "who", not "why", jizzskin.
>>92457815
>wanting 4chan too look like twitter
Please give up on life faster
It's literally a fucking gumball on two sticks.
Do you retards get a boner while you're roasting marshmallows too?
how do you fuck a ball?
>>92444226
well, it has long eyelashes and its eyes are half closed.
of course!
>>92461081
Orally
>>92445513
charge your phone.
how do you fuck a ball?
>>92461081
VERY CAREFULLY!
>>92461143
this guy gets it
I couldn't fucking care less about any type of retarded pandering the PR department for this film chooses to shit out.
I'd rather get fucking anal warts than to actively seek out for anything about this film.
>>92461210
Source or is that the full image?
>>92461081
You stick your penis in it.
>>92461257I'm workin on it
>>92461210
nah
>>92446061
>>92452501
The old lady emoji in the trailer has a body as well
>>92444226
you made me do thishttp://imgur.com/a/QN6OG
>>92462090
Bravo /co/
>>92444226
No. It's a fucking emoji.
>>92460770
this will never take of.
Porn when?
>>92461074
>Roast me senpai!
>>92462721
I don't think anybody's expecting it to
>>92462773
>>92462784
more porn is needed
>>92462090
>>92444520
I heard that in Yzma's voice.
>"A llama!? He's supposed to be dead! "
Fun fact if this movie bombs sony studios goes under
>>92463950
hallelujah
>>92463950
>Sony executive: "We need an idea to make a good movie. If we fail, we lose a lot of money. We may even lose our jobs. Ideas"
>Sony worker:"Emojis"
>Sony executive:
>>92464204
I really don't fucking understand their line of thinking here. Even if the story isn't bad and it has good visuals (HA) nobody's going to want to be seen in public watching it because it's just such a fucking dumb idea.
Is ancap ball in the movie?
I want ancap ball in the movie.
>>92444226
>The annoying orange on stilts
>>92444226
Well, no.
All I know about this movie is that Patrick Stewart is in it and that he plays the Poop emoji. Apparently he was super hyped to be offered that role.
>>92457640
oh look, it's the lego movie.
>>92444226
no.
>>92462090
you can fuck off.
>>92466914
>not ironically drawing porn of shitty character designs
>>92444269
>>92462090
>>92445513
>smiley emoji is main antagonist
>doesn't compulsively use the 'ok' hand symbol
>doesn't chug lean, wear timbs, have a Supreme tattoo, or have an OBEY hat.
>doesn't say "wus poppin B" in every greeting.
What kind of fucking ROFL emoji were they creating and shit?
>not even /co/ wants to see porn of this film
I don't even mean this for hyperbolic value
but this truly is depressing
>>92459603
He has a name, fuckwad. It's Allah Hoo Akbar III. His mom was only part goat (i.e. a satyr), which is why his dad Muhammad fucked her in the first place.
>>92461081
Firmly grasp it.
>>92444930
or inside out
>>92464583
>When you're on the verge of going under so you make a movie about fucking emojis but it goes under violating your NAP so you piss off North Korea and they destroy the planet
>>92444226
Its a circle with hair. NO
I cannot wait for this movie to flop and for Sony Pictures to fold.
>>92445123
>>92461074
>>92462768
Fucking hell
>>92468645
hot
>>92462090
>>92462090
>http://imgur.com/a/QN6OG
well played anon!
>>92444828
what a qt
I want to ram my cock down her throat and watch her choke on my cum.
>inb4 the emoji movie is so successful it gets a cartoon on the Disney channel
>shelves are filled with emoji movie merchandise
>kids everywhere have ball wyldstyle shirts and beanies
>>92452691
Its Inside Out mixed with Wreck it Raph.
>Emojis live inside phones (Inside Out)
>They can only expression one emotion (Inside Out)
>One of them wants to express other emotions/Do something else (Wreck it Ralph)
>The emoji fucks up and causes issues for the human (Inside Out)
>They go on a shitty adventure (Inside Out/Wreck it Ralph)
>In the end they learn to accept the main emojis new way of thinking (Wreck it Ralph)
>>92469657
Of course it will be. Kids love emojis.
>>92470245
>tfw work as a caricature artist
>kid with emoji shoes asks me to draw them surrounded by emojis
I hate this timeline
>>92469605
anon she's 12
>>92470353
If her age is on the clock...
>>92471585
>>92453133
>even for the Emoji movie, I expected better
That's where you went wrong Anon
>>92444226
>Not wanting to do the Wildstyle ripoff emoji
Pleb. Also, what's the point in this movie if there's no
>B emoji
>ok hand emoji
>wus poppin B is is heard
>who did this? with the lauging with tears emoji used 50 times
0/10 tbqh pham
I liked her better when she was blue and slightly less round.
Slightly.
>>92455625
between the spindly legs, drawn by a r34 weirdo with comically plump and prominent labia.
>>92462090
>cry smiley
>not eggplant
>>92444269
>>92444828
>all elementary students have very high quality cell phones
is this really how it is in school today /co/? Most of them look like they have a better phone than I do.
>>92444269
>>92444776
>>92444795
>kids standing together but on their phones
>text bubbles symbolizing the use of phones in the background
GEE, IT'S ALMOST AS IF THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO HAVE SOME KIND OF A MORAL OR MESSAGE SUGGESTING THAT WE AS HUMANS HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO VOCALLY AND VERBALLY COMMUNICATE WITH OTHERS AND THE ONLY WAY TO PROCEED AS A SPECIES IS TO GET OFF OUR MOTHER BOXES AND TALK TO OTHERS USING OUR PIE HOLES
>>92473312
>thumbnail
ok
>expand image
REEEEEEEE
>>92444226
Would.
>>92462090
>http://imgur.com/a/QN6OG
>>92444226
Yeah, I've jacked off to Ms.Pacman and Starlow many times before. I'm no stranger to sexualizing yellow orbs with vaguely female cartoon faces on them.
>>92470208
>>In the end they learn to accept the main emojis new way of thinking (Wreck it Ralph)
but Wreck it Ralph moral was the opposite of this, that sometimes you have to do your duty even if that makes you feel bad because others depend on you.
>>92474967
HEH HEH YOU SAID 'DUTY'
>>92475165
>>92472769
dangit, that would've been good
Well, what? Can you really jack off to a yellow ball just because it is supposed to represent a mom? What the hell?
>>92475590
>Can you really jack off to a yellow ball
Are you honestly asking this question on this site?
>>92446035
Pretty sure based on the latest trailer he's just a gag side character. You're either misinformed or reading too deep into this. I mean he's a literal pile of shit, normies think he's a fucking riot just by existing.
>>92475590
Watch me bitch
>>92475590
Why is this so weird? It's got a human looking face, it works. That's all you need to make porn of fictional characters, just one relatable human quality. Normalshits need to leave.
>>92444226
I hope this movie kills worldwide interest in Emoji'and. But it won't, it will only make things worse
why does the main female lead have a body?
>>92468645
I came here for this and this alone.
>>92444828
She looks like my childhood crush. Goodness.
>>92462090
almost as low effort and as the official thing
>>92462090
EGGPLANT EDIT WHEN
>>92463950
how
>>92449836
>>92450262
You're in for a treat my friend. Double King is one of the best pieces of short animation out this year.
>>92462090
>not the eggplant
>>92459409
>>92444226
"That's how it starts...the curiosity, the interest...which turns hardened men into...fans."
>>92444921
>The movie is set inside the phone of the kid in the grey hoody. The main emoji fucked up by pulling the wrong face when he sent a text to the girl he had a crush on.
...We could have had Gendy Popeye.
Instead we get memes.
This timeline is shit.
>>92476763
But how do you put a lot of effort into drawing a yellow ball?
I wonder what excuse feminists are going to find to complain about this movie.
>>92480436
>tfw your first thought when seeing any piece of media is how le SJW is going to react
get a room already jeez
>>92480545
They out of their way to find some reason to bitch about every movie.
>>92462090
>>92471585
She's ready for the glock...
>>92476978
>>92472769
>>92478221
here
>>92473335
I actually doubt thats the message. Sony was talking about selling scenes in the movie to apps, you can see that happening with Candy Crush in the trailer.
Theyre not gonna advertise apps for and hour and a half and then go "Actually stop using them all together"
>>92481848
I'm pretty sure there was an interview with TJ Miller where he said that part of the message they wanted to teach was for kids to put down their phones. I'll try and find it
>>92457467
it will truly be the lowest of the low
its a fucking circle with hair. you might as well jack off to ms pac man
>>92481907
>implying I don't already jack off to ms pac man
this is your only option, waifufags
>>92481848
That's just product placement in general. They also have Just Dance, and they supposedly have Instagram as well.
>>92481874
I have this:
>In this movie, they talk about death. They talk about being deleted. One of the things I like about this movie – and I knew it would be this way from meeting them, but now having seen the movie I didn’t realize just how much it would be – it is a lot about expressing yourself and not hiding who you are, and talking to people instead of just texting them. That kind of stuff. But it’s also very much about – and I’m not going to ruin it for you – but it’s about women not needing to be just one thing, like a bride or a princess or a dancing flamenco girl. […] It’s about friendship, which I think is always important to teach kids about loyalty and friendship. And strangely it’s about family. It’s a good message for kids in general. All of these are helping develop a moral compass in children that we think is a progressive mindset, to be kind to everybody, to not hide yourself.
>>92482115
I'm sure there's a hot mom character who isn't in the trailers yet.
>>92481874
This generation's "Cable Guy", wow....
>>92483355
>talking to people instead of just texting them.
Yeah that's what I was referring to.
>>92483355
>>92483630
So "The Emoji Movie" is, according to T.J. Miller, about the following themes:
>Death
>Expressing yourself
>Communication
>Feminism
>Friendship
>Family
>Progressivism
>Being kind to others
>Being open and outward
>>92457640
so they just put a fabric tube around their legs?
>>92459596
Made two days after gay marriage was legal huh
>>92483770
They're gonna be just cycling through a whole bunch of messages in this movie, huh? I really want to see an emoji die though
>>92481662
>>92462090
I can't believe my eyes have to see this
>>92485874
REEEEEEE
>>92445183
1-800-cmon-now.jpg
>>92480027
that's the thing.
you don't sexualize a yellow beach ball.
>>92485898
I want her to have sex and be completely disinterested during it.
>>92485874
>>92485898
How did you fuck up drawing a circle, anon?
Dude's got it right, with the charm here >>92481662
>>92444226
>>92481662
>>92462090
could just think for the moment what this movie implies
like these emojis clearly reproduce but only have one emotions
so you have two meh emojis having sex and they're really going at it but it sounds like they're just screaming sarcastically at each but you know they're really into it because the meh emojis are having some hardcore kinky sex shit but it just sounds like they're not that into it
can you just imagine after all that hard core sex the male emoji just says "that was... something" and the female emoji just replies with "meh"
and what about other emojis?
can anger emojis only have hate sex?
do sadness emojis cry uncontrollable as if they're being raped by each other?
just think about it for a moment
>>92486073
those legs look off
and what is that cum
>>92486073
I didn't draw those two, I just found it on tumblr while I was looking to see if they hated the emoji movie.i did draw the eggplant one though
>>92486193
I've never drawn jizz before
>>92486186
well, the main character emotes in several ways, but tries to make only one expression because that's what his society tells him to do. So I'm sure most other emojis can make different faces if they wanted to, but it would be seen as very taboo. So I'm betting that most emojis try to keep the same face when having sex, but for some it could be a weird fetish to make a different face, and no harm no foul because it's in the bedroom.
>>92473340
why what's wro-
oh shit
>>92444828
>Pale loli with dark hair and dark eyes
No way in hell Shad doesn't do porn of this.
>>92486923
kill....me..........
it already has toys
>>92487497
why the fuck is this thread still up
>>92487640
porn
>>92486923
One of those dual pics. Jailbreak or one of the other females masturbatory fun while she's got the phone on vibrate for her fun.
>>92479931
Can...
Can it even give birth?
Or is it stuck in a state of perma-pregnancy?because the latter is making me diamonds
>>92489908
Considering emojis canonically have parents, I'm guessing that once the emoji gives birth she retires from being the pregnancy emoji and some other pregnant emoji takes her place.
I wanna bang this bitch.
>>92483355
>I'm sure there's a hot mom character who isn't in the trailers yet.
Are we looking at the same OP image?
>>92480436
Probably that it's a bad movie.
>>92490054
guess you can relate the the MC then. I'll just wait for a cut of all the human scenes
>>92490054
Why is a little girl wearing eyeliner and blush?!
>>92490760
Get with the times grandpa, all the CG cartoon children are doing it
>>92444226
Popeye died for this.
>>92444226
The thing that pisses me off the most about this is that this character could have been my ideal cartoon woman. An older woman with tired looking eyes and doesn't really care about anything in the world except for watching you suck at the soccer games she forced you to participate in. She just wants you to be happy even though it kills her a little bit inside when she sees you emerging from the basement at 2 am. Her body isn't what it used to be but she still tries to feel good by doing something sexy for herself like buying lingerie she probably wouldn't usually wear. But instead we have this literal yellow ball with 4 toothpicks stuck into it. How the fuck am I supposed to get off to that???
>>92453133
Hey there's alway the angry birds movie if you want enthno-nationalism
>>92444269