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>>92432139
garnat
Post .gifs you like
>>92432177
I'm open for lewd requests with the show's style.
>Best human
>not Connie but Lars
Crap thread.
Reminder that Steven condemned this sweet little cinnamon roll to floating around in space forever and he gave absolutely no fucks about it. He deserves everything coming to him and worse.
Some Poilcest?
>>92432170
jesus those fingers
>>92432206
Navy
>>92432206
this: >>92432216
was meant at you
>>92432215
Navy probably saved her
It is now time to tell you that you're all gay
>>92432206
Amethyst lewdly eating a can of black beans
>>92432206
Jasper with Aqua poking out of her hair
>>92432198
>Pearl's dink
Anon, this is a blue board.
>>92432177
>>92432177
>>92432206
Blue Diamond rollerskating in a crop top and hotpants
I hope you're all having a great day
>>92432319
Kill yourself
>>92432177
>>92432206
Blue Diamond upskirt showing lacy pantsu.
>>92432362
I wouldn't have guessed since you post it almost every fucking day.
>>92432206
Blue Diamond holding Greg under her gem, while he's just sitting there nervous and conflicted.Tiddy
>>92432206
Jasper in a wet t-shirt or revealing bikini
>>92432206
Skinny fondling Holly Blue while wearing her boots?
>>92432206
Moonstone and Sourcream getting lewd at a rave
>>92432206
Lars wearing a big comfy hoodie only
>>92432216
>>92432244
Poilcest is delicious.
>>92432177
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fanfics. Especially Yandere Lapis.
>>92432206
Moonstone eating Pearl out
>>92432479
Kill yourself
>>92432472
so shit
>>92432531
Okay, Sugar
>>92432497
You fixed his ear, but what is that background?
>>92432531
I disagree, the timing is fucking perfect
>>92432177
Oh, context. You so absent.
>>92432206
Blue Diamond giving Greg a kiss over his whole body, squishing the man against big gooey warm pillowy mounds of lip.
Reminder that STARS is confirmed endgame and the purest ship
Requesting Stevonnie teasing Lars.
>>92432635
Inside the Zoo.
Reminder that I am still mad about BD's design being changed
Which part of Unfamiliar Familiar is the best one?
>>92432754
Moar?
>>92432792
Those patches threw me off, but it's nice to see you're still active.
I hope we can see more of your work. Especially Lars or Steven
Black Pearl is best Pearl
Is Steven's thick hybrid creampie going to calm Blue down?
WHERE'S THE LEAKS!?
Is it a dog or a cat?
>>92432938
Yes
>Reminder that Greg is a Newtype.
Evil Connie
>>92432139
You have the opportunity to crossover SU into any other cartoon/anime series be they currently running or having been dead for years.
Which series would you pick and what do you want both sets of characters to do? Any fights or bitchslapping?
>>92432938
It's a fusion
Which is the best Elder Scrolls?
>>92432206
Blue Diamond using her hair as a jump ropewhile naked
>>92432880
>>92433031
90% of responses will be [insert first TES game I ever played].
>>92433049
>tumblr
IT ALL COMES
>>92433068
Why are you making an evangelion reference?
>>92433069
>>92433082
>>92433108
>>92433127
>>92433144
>>92433151
>>92433162
>haha let's see how quickly we can hit the image limit during a slow time of day XDXD
What did anon mean by this?
>>92432777
>>92433095
>that song is from evangelion
I just thought it was some generic song.
>the "evil space dictator" let's peridot speak her mind until she insults her to her face
>steven doesn't like how lars is acting so he assumes direct control of his body without his consent, doesn't tell anyone and also causes lars to find out people like him better when steven was using him like a flesh puppet
Really makes you think...
>>92433176
Hey, remember when /sug/ would reach the image limit long before the bump limit, let alone Page 10?
>>92433218
I remember a lot of awful things.
>>92433205
The two situations aren't nearly comparable. It really doesn't make anyone think.
>>92433183
Not OR but I love this to death
>>92432450
>not best
So can we acknowledge that Steven has basically no point in this show other than being the namesake, borderline a mcguffin for the plot, and being the vehicle for -other- character's development. He doesn't even really matter in the whole Connie dynamic all that much.
>Connie learns rad ass sword fighting because he introduced her to the gems and asked Pearl
>Whenever they turn into Stevonnie it looks way more like a grown up Connie rather than an actual 50/50 mix. The retarded potato face is pretty much the only slight indication of that.
>Maheswaran literally means "Lord of Universe"
>>92433294
Are you saying that Poilcest is not best?
>>92433183
>on a SU thread
yes
>>92432914
They said in 18th of May. Or they said lies.
>>92433031
They're all pretty shit.
>>92432777
Can't argue with trips.
>>92433205
Remember the episode where Steven didn't care when Ronaldo said he has a girlfriend? Remember when that very girlfriend witnessed him in the middle of the fake date and got the wrong idea? Remember how sad Ronaldo was about losing his girlfriend but Steven didn't care a single bit?
It's so damn hypocritical of him, especially considering that he held a grudge against a guy for nearly a year because he danced with him and Connie when they were fused as Stevonnie, even Connie herself forgot that the guy existed.
>>92433296
Try to erase Steven from the show, and imagine how it will look like.
Now try to make Connie disappear.
>>92433031
Fallout: NV
>>92433358
Restaurant Wars was a Lamar episode. You can't expect people to act like themselves.
>>92433376
The show would be so much better without Connie, she only exists to be the voice of reason of the episode who preaches the moral when Steven isn't around. Hell, when Steven is in the episode like in the Initial D ripoff episode, Steven will act out of character and Connie will preach to him.
>>92433006
tengen toppa gurren lagann. I want Simon to beat the shit out of Steven
>>92433296
To be fair, Connie doesn't exist with Steven. She still has no life outside of him.
>>92433296
>>Maheswaran literally means "Lord of Universe"
Goddamn, really? What a fucking mary-sue.
>>92433461
Exactly. I seems that during all S4, whenever Connie was near him, Steven's incompetence rises to exponential levels.
The last two S4 episodes were a prime example of that.
>>92432139
Steven Universe = horrible cartoon + HORRIBLE FANDOM.
>>92433376
To be fair Connie disappearing would be just about as valid as every other plot hook disappearing.
>>92433487
I guess.
>>92433516
It's a "traditional" hindi name, but given how sucrose operates we all know it's 100% intentional
>people last thread thinking BD could be redeemed
"I want to know what she thinks we're going to do with her... Because I want to do something even worse"
>>92433296
fuck off misha
>>92433516
>Mary Sue (Noun) A type of character who is depicted as unrealistically lacking in flaws or weaknesses.
I don't see how this matches Connie.
full episodes where?
>>92433615
kimcartoon you idiot
>>92433523
you are complete right, the writing went very low now to be honest
>>92433609
It does match Connie perfectly, what are her biggest flaws and weakness? She has none, and the worst thing she did was break a kid's arm and run away, but she has no personality flaws and is somehow wiser than all the adults and gems in the show including Steven.
>>92433078
Rimethyst never please.
Does Steven tell people he's been inside Lars? (Phrased like that)
>>92433571
Please just shut the fuck up
I'm almost finished with the first season! Boy, this show is great!
>>92433176
Bitch please, they're just gonna make another thread, who cares?
>>92433609
>super smart
>PEAK OIL
>learned swordfighting
>can play the violin
>good enough at martial arts to break a kids arm and run away
>Her biggest flaw could possibly be seen as her deep rooted respect for authority and unwillingness to challenge authoritative figures in her life especially her pare-
>OH WAIT WE ALREADY PUNTED THAT EIGHTEEN LIGHTYEARS AWAY IN SEASON TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Connie is basically super smart super talented and is loved by the only characters in the show that actually matter. The fusion looks way more like Connie than either of the two, highlighting that Steven is just a vehicle for -her- development. When it comes to their "shared" roles in combat, given SU sucks with that kind of thing it's not 50/50, it's
>Connie does the sword fight and Steven protects with shield sometimes or maybe bubble
>>92433743
Finally, cool fanart that isn't waifufag shit.
>>92433661
She doesn't have Steven's empathy.
She holds in her emotional pain.
She is a good fighter, but still can't take on gems.
She froze up in her first combat with a gem monster.
She abides by the rules too much.
When she does break the rules she goes off half-cocked.
She has very little social skills resulting in having only one friend... and maybe a second in Jeff.
>>92433706
>>92433589
She wasn't talking about Rose/Steven, she was talking about Rebecca, and what's worse than ruining her show by having herself being barn'd? Exactly
Blue Diamond's redemption confirmed
>>92433571
not, Steven Universe = good cartoon + HORRIBLE FANDOM.
>>92433718
>black pearl poster is a raging newfag
Figures.
Witness the Gahnet!
>>92433758
She held own against Topaz. She seems more competent than Steven now.
My biggest problem with Connie is how she has no life outside of Steven.
Do you think Steven knows deep down that Connie is just using him for magical adventures? She doesn't seem to even like him that much anymore.
>>92433758
You really are grasping at straws here, this anon (>>92433754) summed it up perfectly.
>Steven's empathy
You mean she doesn't whine and cry as much as Steven? That's not a flaw.
>holds in her emotional pain
that was for literally one episode and she hasn't done that since.
>a good fighter, but still can't take on gems.
Uh... Did you see how she held off Topaz while Steven was bawling on the floor and blaming himself yet again?
>froze up in her (first) combat
Again, happened once, she no longer tensed up or feared any gem since then.
>abides by the rules too much
Again, they dropped that shit since she talked to her mother in the hospital episode.
>half-cocked
The fuck that means?
>very little social skills
Just because she's only seen with Steven, it doesn't mean she has poor social skills, how do you explain that she interacts with the Crystal Gems and other Townies just fine?
Jesus, you're gonna apologize her for everything no matter how bullshit it is.
>>92433679
>filename
fucking kek
>>92433827
>Steven Universe = used-to-be-good cartoon + HORRIBLE FANDOM
FTFY>>9243390
>>92433899
>Connie's character development made her a more boring character
Interesting.
>>92433903
Wanna kek at filenames? Here.
>>92433926
She started boring and became worse.
>>92433896
No, Steven is dull as dirt.
>>92433932
>copy paste heads
Professionals
>>92433932
The rampant model shrinkage in this show is so frustrating.
>>92432497
>no shadow
YA HECKED UP ANON!
>>92433973
What's worse is when people try to play it off like it was only her limb enhancers and she was always a disproportionate gremlin.
>>92432497
makes me want to sneak up to him and look from undernearth
>>92434020
Yeah. She was a shapely, but small woman.
>>92433932
I mean the first change is justified and kind of a big deal.
The gradual chibification is bullshit though
>>92434020
God she looked so cool when she was tall. Will Peridot ever be redeemed :(
>>92433932
the final stage
>>92433972
the copy-pasted head is a fan edit
>>92434020
She's also taller than Steven so what the fuck was Too Short to Ride?
>>92434133
Steven shapeshifted himself taller
>>92434092
You fool, this is merely the prelude
>>92434020
It's not just her. Steven and Connie have also shrunk down considerably.
>>92434092
Disgusting. Does anyone have the pic if gross chibi Steven running with fingerless gloves?
Choose your destiny.
>>92434092
>>92434174
>>92434175
After Peridot I'd say Connie has suffered the worst of it.
>>92434166
When will this shitty excuse for horrendous quality checking ever die? If Steven really did get taller, then why he can't he reach the top of the counter without the steps in later episodes?
Fucking apologists on the loose again.
>>92434211
>>92433310
Take a guess, twas it a jest?
>>92434201
How about none, degenerate waifufag.
>>92432526
Remember that someone actually made a fanfiction crossover where Kira was transported to Beach City.
>>92434223
that's an actual thing that occurred in the episode dummy, for once it's right.
also that restaurant wars lamar steven makes me violently angry. what a fucking awful episode.
>>92434175
Except when Zuke is boarding Connie, she actually remembered what her height is supposed to be. Should have just made Zuke the designated Connie boarder.
>>92434223
No you fucking retard, he made himself taller to go on the rollercoaster. It was the entire point of the episode
>>92434217
Her head and eyes were made a lot bigger. Fuckin crewniverse giving into beauty standards.
>>92434262Link?
>>92434166
Maybe Zuke should shapeshift some boarding talent and actually watch the fucking show she worked on. Because Peridot is taller than Steven this makes me unreasonably mad that the episode to make Peridot useful was based on wrong facts and only led to her becoming more annoying and memey in the barn which she and piss ruined.
ZUKE RUINED MY SLIGHTLY AWKWARD WIFE WITH OVERLY QUIRKY BEHAVIOUR
The anon who did this greentext should do more Lapis x Steven greentexts.
>>92434217
She actually looked like her age back when she was first introduced, now she resembles an 8-year old while Steven is now a gorilla-armed midget.
>>92434286
>connie ditches her glasses
>her eyes grow to fit their size
POTTERY
>>92434266
You're right, Zuke should be regulated to shit.
>>92434300
>"We're not cavemen, we have technology"!
>>92434321
holy shit, you weren't kidding, look at the post above yours.
>>92434262
I feel like he'd just get pissed that he's not in Morioh anymore.
>>92434320
The editors just got lazy as fuck.
>>92434233
I believe it was, but it's hard to tell while I have a buzz.
>>92434320
To be fair that's just Lamar's shitty boarding.
>>92434347
will maya save this show?
>>92434320
I actually prefer the style most of the episodes are drawn in now. The linework and colors were always what were most appealing to me about the SU aesthetic. I think Steven especially looks very strange in the older episodes when he's a bit bigger. I like him as a smol boy.
>>92434300
Well whaddaya know, I have a screenshot from that very episode right here! What this? Peridot looks taller than Steven here?
That's because she fucking is, the point of the episode is that she can't shapeshift you fucking blithering simpleton
>>92433743
neat.
>>92434258
Then you die alone.
>>92434320
>gorilla-armed midget
I'm going to use this now
>>92433849
witnessed.
>>92433706
What if Kanye was a guest VA
>>92434386
Fuck of Zuke, tell your boyfriend Lamar that he can get fucked too.
>>92434211
>>92434226
This is beautiful art wasted on a shit joke.
>>92434480
He'd have a song with Garnet for no reason and it would be awesome
>>92434320
>In the newest episode of Steven Universe, Small Things, Steven discovers a new power from his mother, midgetification of the young, that not even the other crystal gems knew about
>This is why Amethyst was born a midget; Rose actually spent a lot of time in her Kindergarten, before she was properly born, pre-midgeting her gem fetus
>>92433932
>scaling the smaller forms disproportionately smaller just to exaggerate your point
It's shit what's happening to her design, but that """scale chart""" is highly inaccurate. If su crits wanna prove a point, they better make sure it all checks out.
>>92433754
>The fusion looks way more like Connie than either of the two, highlighting that Steven is just a vehicle for -her- development.
Stevonnie has a lot of Steven's traits too idiot. The hair, curves, face and skintone are all from his, not to mention the shorts. It's a blend though, is Garnet more Sapphire than Ruby? You can't easily tell because they're FUSED.
Stevonnie is definitely more feminine, but that's because Steven hasn't hit puberty.
I don't care for your other points but Connie hate is definitely overblown. If she's a mary sue then what does that make Steven "I learn a power every week" Universe?
>>92434211
>>92434226
That art is way too good for a joke
>>92434492
Okay
>>92434512
Garnet has practically no visible traits from Sapphire.
>>92434512
>curves, face and skintone are all from his
Literally how
Also,
>I'll ignore the other arguments and just call it unjustified
Jej
Hey guys, you know how Zuke got her tits chopped off recently and declared herself 'non-gender' or whatever?
Do you think she's preparing to transition from female to... dare I say it... Gem?
>>92434369
>Lamar and Katie
remember it wasn't lamar who did big head connie
>>92434625
every time
>>92434625
>she lops her tits of and paints herself green
>makes Tang wear an itchy, low quality Lapis cosplay from China
>they get married
>lapidot is canon
>>92434585
Sleeves, eye, face shape, lips, presumably thiccness, gloves
Also remember that Garnet has formed a cohesive appearance by being fused so long, she can look whatever way she wants to
>>92434585
>Third eye
>Lips
>Skin tone
>Shoulder poof things
>Gloves
>>92434585
The lips, the third eye, the weird poofy shoulder things. That's all Sapphire.
>>92434625
Can I chop her head off and declare her 'non-living' so she can transition from fat useless fuck to... dare I say it... worm food?
>>92434614
>Literally how
So you're fucking blind? Here's a Connie/Stevonnie comparison. Stevonnie looks a LOT like a more feminine Steven than Connie.
>>92434585
>Durr she has an afro so she's literally Ruby
kys retard
>>92434625
She did? Urgh is she going to get her vag removed too?
>>92433932
What this >>92434500 anon says. Sure the proportions in this show are often out of balance, but first of all she's not the only one it happened to and second like the other anon says; that is a bad comparison. Pic related is more representative. Still no excuse though, this show let their boarders have too much freedom sometimes.
I hope now that S5 is suppose to be the "fireworks" season, the budget was more invested here as well we got new (promising) revisionists and boarders. One of the boarders who had some issues with size differences, Raven, is gone too. Besides some also seem to forget there are two different animation studios working on this show, with one being much better than the other.
>>92433218
yes
I remember posting gemlings.
>>92434625
>>92434709
I think it's cause Stevonnie has Steven's pancake face.
>>92433932
Every time someone posts that shitty size comparison image i die a little inside.
>>92434709
Stevonnie never looked that proportionate, good, or feminine again as in Alone Together. Stevonnie looks even more Steven-like later on.
>>92434705
We're hitting peak edgelord levels
What an awful /sug/
>>92434552
You got me wrong.
I do, in fact, demand more fun.
The part with Pearl was pretty good, but that doesn't really help you if your punch line falls flat like a limbless Peridot.
Also, a related term in the German language to describe a female amputee would be "Bumsklumpen", literally translating to hump lump, I guess.
>>92434720
Btw I didn't made this chart and notice the person responsible probably should've added the Raven Peridot from RfR where she's literally smaller than Steven. That one was pretty outrages but fortunately not a common sighting.
>>92434775
Ignore him and he'll leave
>>92434512
Try not to argue with people who have already made up their minds. It is a waste of time more than visiting this site.
>>92434705
Shitting keks
>>92434226
I love when people run with stuff like this. Top notch.
>>92434771
Alone Together had a LOT of work done by Sugar herself. It's kind of insane how jarringly better she is than pretty much everyone else on her crew.
>>92434720
>I hope now that S5 is suppose to be the "fireworks" season, the budget was more invested here as well we got new (promising) revisionists and boarders. One of the boarders who had some issues with size differences, Raven, is gone too.
The diamonds deserve the budget, they're literally the best and most exciting characters.
>>92434625
>thank you mother
>i'm free
Fucking lol, her face makes it even funnier
>>92434768
>>92434720
>just cropping Peridot, not comparing her to other characters and call it a day
>>92434324
relegated.
>>92434859
You don't think it's going to be 25 episodes of Diamonds, do you?
>>92432206
Greg with any Gem
>>92434480
He should play another black gem and phone it in harder than Garnet's VA.
>>92432206
blue diamond attempting to seduce a human
>>92434625
>Star of David on Lapis' dress
kek
>>92433031Dark Messiah
>>92434480
>guest voice for onion
>have him say nothing
>>92434956
He did some voice acting on the Cleveland Show of all things and he wasn't bad
>>92434720
The pre-Message Received Peridots look much better than the post ones despite the sizes varying much more, why is that?
>>92432206
Anon giving Navy a spanking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D_DPYKSmTI&feature=youtu.be
We bitch about Lapis and Peridot but this short really did them great. They all had a great dynamic with Steven and didn't look awful. If only the Barn eps were like this.
>>92434956
Stop being rude.
>>92435089
cringe
get rid of lapis and peridot all together
>>92435103
It's shitposter kun, ignore him
>>92434956
I think Estelle has gotten a lot better at VA
>>92435014
I'm not sure, but Pre-MR Peri was a lot more boarded by Joe/Jeff which were the best team (fortunately Jeff is still there). I'm also wondering if Rough Draft Korea (the worst of the two studios) was already involved before Message Received...
>>92434705
Zuke the Juked hung from the tree for many weeks until her rotted body fell. When she hit the ground she burst open and worms spilled out.
>>92435133
Nobody can convince me she's bad after Keeping it Together, I thought she was amazing in that epsiode
>>92435089
The thread gushed about it last night.
>>92435014
Because they've got more than 2.5 facial expressions and 2 modes of shading between neon green and tinted red?
>>92435116
>cringe
Fuck off retard
>>92435131
but they dont breath ???
>>92432139
If you were to assemble a series of Steven Universe Compilation Films in the style of the 80s Mecha Compilations like the Mobile Suit Gundam movie trilogy and Space Runaway Ideon duology, which episodes would you include? Would you move any episodes around for clarity or flow? How many movies do you think would make up the whole show?
Also both of those movie series I just mentioned had a lot of redone animation from the series, so what is your Storyboarder dream team to redo some of the shitier looking essential episodes?
>>92435191
They blush for emotional reasons.
>>92435191
most "fans" of this show don't follow the lore
>>92435191
>>92435091
Poor Martha. Did she deserve to have her son kidnapped? Also would her husband care? He seemed pretty quick to accept the possibility of Lars being a criminal and going to jail.
Time for some Build-A-Pearl /sug/
Give me the
>Gem placement
>Gem name/color
>Hairstyle
>Clothing style
>Pose (optional)
Is there any TF2/SU crossover art? I want (read: NEED) to see Jasper in a Soldier uniform
>>92435191
They've gasped and stuff before. They can breathe, they just don't have to, I guess. Besides, there's air on their ships and off-planet stations, so chances are they use it as a medium to speak and not much else. Not to mention HW has air.
>>92435277
PUT THE GEM ON THE BUTT
unless we've already done that
>>92435191
Pearl does when she panics, she did it in Secret Team remember? Come to think of it they had two episodes focusing on gem shards early on in the show, was the cluster finalised since the start?
>>92435277
Mouth gem, so we won't have to listen to her nagging.
>>92435291
>>92435306
Done it a long time ago
>>92435277
>Gem name/color
Bright Gold Pearl.
Does Steven make himself pretty for Lars?
>>92435277
>Cheek
>Tahitian Pearl
>Wavy
>Hula outfit
>Doing a hula dance
>>92432139
Best anything
>>92435358
Please elaborate with placement, hairtype, clothing style, etc
>>92435277
Thigh.
Pearl.
Martha.
Blue Diamond robe.
Lifting her robe at the side to show off her gem.
>>92435369
No, he does it for Sadie.
>>92435277
>Eye
>Banana yellow
>Homer Simpson combover
>Blue hotpants and a white crop top
>arms folded
>>92435277
>forehead
>red
>long braided hair or ponytail
>hoodie and shorts
>>92435103
NO!
>>92435277
>stomach
>pink
>long and flowing
>short dress, barefoot
>it's getting canceled
>>92435464
Dumb frogposter
>>92435156
I'll give you that one.
>>92434768
>>92434174
it was probably also much bigger
Gems should play with kittens
>>92435245
Who drew this?
>>92435348
ignore me then
>>92435529
i'm probably wrong but the artstyle reminds me of amber's?
>>92433661
Connie was in the wrong the entirety of that episode what first had alexandrite.
Why isn't there more of Punkonnie?
>>92435277
Gem placement:
Left eye
Colour: Grey or silver
>>92435520
Topaz should be bullied.
>>92435298
>medium to speak
That's the only thing that makes sense.
>>92435604
Topaz deserves nothing but love.
>>92435627
Bullied lovingly.
>>92435277
Top of the head
Chocolate Pearl
Straight long hair, they don't cover the Gem
Similar to Yellow Pearl, but with a thin cloak and long gloves
>>92435627
Topaz deserves nothing
>>92435638
No, just love no bully.
>>92435664
You deserve nothing
>>92435375
You like?
>>92435520
Topaz should play with her pussy.
>>92434676
>presumably thiccness
Why do people say this when it's obvious Ruby is pretty thicc herself?
>>92435581
That's a valid question
>>92435668
But why, anon?
>>92435089
But Lapis sent a video message in season 1.
>>92432652
Kek
>>92434495
>>92434514
I think that just makes it better, it catches you off guard because you don't expect such a stupid joke from the art style.
>>92435576
Fuck you that episode does not count. Connie is a Mary suuuuuuee.
>>92435581
Because modern punk looks like try-hard shite. Now, if she looked more like 80's punk, I'd want more of her.
>>92435691
Nah, Ruby is just a block
Thiccness needs curves
>>92435277
>Gem placement
Over the pubic Bone
>Gem name/color
Blue Zircon
>Hairstyle
Long and straight down to the lower back. No bangs.
>Clothing style
Loin cloth similar to slave Leia. Low rise to show off the gem. Translucent blouse over a tight crop top that is form fitting. Shoulders are exposed.
>Pose (optional)
Lounging on the furniture.
>>92435730
No she sent a message via wailing stones which had to be rerouted to Greg's TV.
>>92435718
She deserves it. She deserves to be free.
>>92435746
If it's Connie I may draw some later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHZaZclUVQ
REBECCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brotherhood of Evil Gems?
Pearl has big, floppy, ballerina feet
>>92435277
Pearl cluster?
>>92435781
Topaz is cute
>>92435800
I'm not watching some YouTube click bait garbage, summarise your point
>>92435800
>rumors.
How come every popular SU video either has an extremely spoilery title or is just cilckbaity garbage with some fat guy yelling?
I ship Garpaz
>>92435800
BUT HEY
>>92435871
You ship shit.
>>92435859
They're also mostly black dudes, what's up with that?
>>92435839
She's cure now, but just you wait.
HAS WANTED LEAKED YET I'M SO BORED OF WAITING FOR THIS SHOW TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>92435336
y-you too
Why exactly does homeworld need a large army and super weapons? What exactly is it meant to defend against?
>>92435899
Obnoxious black dudes.
>>92435336
>Crockets are just a cheap tactic to make weak Soldiers strongerI'm sorry for responding to the same post twice ;_;
>>92435762
The wailing stones, as we know them, obviously don't have the capacity to record or play video. She obviously sent the message to the wailing stone from something that did.
Plus, we know damn well that video communication technology was common before Lapis was put in the mirror, because we've seen several artifacts from the war laying around that have had the capacity (the kindergarten, the crashed ship that Peridot took over, the Diamond communicator, ect). There's no reason she should be so confused by it.
>>92435937
The murdercock
I ship AMBSPER
>>92435937
They need ways to eliminate the natives.
>>92435960
The government had computers in the 60s but your average Joe on the street would have no idea what they were or how they worked
>>92435277
>Gem placement
Navel
>Gem name/color
Crimson Pearl
>Hairstyle
Like Linda Belcher's from Bob's Burgers (and jetblack hair)
>Clothing style
Tight, dark-red latex leotard that laces up in the back, and has a circular hole in the belly to show her gem; Black thigh-high boots with high-heels.
FOR YOU, MY SUG!
>>92435937
To destroy the organic inhabitants of the planets they harvest.
>>92435997
Ew, it's the second worst Ruby.
>>92435997
No thanks
>>92435392
owo
I'm getting hyped for Stars and I know I shouldn't because it's not going to happen
>>92435997
Wow, the reproductive organ of a plant. The hell are you trying to imply here, worst Ruby?
>Connie mentions Steven couldn't potentially be the only half-human/gem
>Mystery Girl dyed her hair pink of all colours
>Steven thought about dying his hair pink too
I kinda want Mystery Girl or Sheena rather to be Pink Diamond's experimental child as a plot twist considering her relationship with Rose and all. Could add more meaning to the whole Rose shattered Pink Diamond rumour.
>>92436037
Steven having a half-sister could be cool
>>92436033
It'll happen. It'll just be disappointing.
>>92435997
wow, thanks.
>>92435997
fix your unibrow first, uglie
>>92435997
Nobody wants your gross weed
>>92436034
hehehehehehe....
>>92436012
Who's worst Ruby.
>>92436074
Rude.
>>92436082
>Says the fat, ugly dogfucker
I'm bored /sug/, tell me some gem jokes
>>92436037
Well, i'd be okay with there potentially being another hybrid running around out there. However, I'd like to see them as being the antithesis of Steven. Everyone's always talking about Gems villains. Why not a human one or a hybrid?
>>92436097
Pearl is best gem
>>92435997
Take it back! I might be allergic to flowers, or I may simply be lying about my allergies for your own peace of mind! Fuck you!
>>92436097
Rose didn't fall for another rock, but for a rock star
>>92436097
Jasper
>>92436094
CG Ruby
>>92436097
Lapis.
>>92436126
Delet this
>Aqua and Topaz
>>92435277
>left nipple
>perfectly round and white
>long and flowing
>none
>emerging from a cloyster
I hope Aqua tells on Topaz.
>>92436029
Not OR, but I like it.
>>92436150
>MUH SAPPHIRE
>>92435828
Smooch paddles
>>92436094
All Rubies are pretty awful. Low-grade, throw away Gems.
>>92436097
If Lapis saw a bullet coming towards her what would she do? She'd turn around. Get it? Because she wants to die and her gem is on her back.
>>92436097
Knock, knock
>>92435494
That's nothing
>>92433218
Good times. We had 1000+ threads constantly
>>92436295
Who's there?
>>92436295
Who's there?
Y'know to a gem diapers are actually very convenient, you just eat and expel your waste whenever you need to, and then change yourself later. And they have no conception of the baby connotations to diapers. There's no reason Lapis and Peridot wouldn't wear diapers.
>>92436325
I didn't knock on YOUR door, asshole
>>92434300
>Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
>>92436261
OMG LOL
>>92436335
Fuck you then, buddy.
>>92436342
Porn when?
>>92434749
I always wished for gemlings to become a thing. The long forgotten way of procreation of gems that was put away because it creates less perfect/consistent gems.
>>92436332
Neither of them even eat
>>92436321
The police
>>92436398
The police who?
>>92436097
A Topaz and a Topaz walk into a bar
>>92436406
Open up, we have a warrant
>can't kill myself because I want to see Homeworld and the Stars fusion
HURRY UP LEAKERS
>>92434382
What's even the point of a revisionist in a show like this?
>>92435089
I like it, it's too bad Colin is now gone forever and will never board a Lapis episode. One of the only good boarders gone too soon.
>>92434705
g-good joke anon
>>92435800
Even if they do eventually fuse, this is retarded.
If you were assigned to write the series finale for Steven Universe, how would you do it?
>Which characters appear
>What's the plot
>What has everything in the show led up to
>will a non-gay ship become canon? I'm not talking about already established couples, I'm talking about a relationship that happens in the show's run
>>92436441
If you ask nicely I'll give you the leaks
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_9EFp8VwAA-8HP.jpg
>Jasperfags.
>>92436392
If they ever ate then they would wear a diaper. I bet Amethyst wears a diaper.
>>92436435
Certainly, once you explained to me the charges leveled against me.
>>92435800
>30+ seconds of shilling at the start
fucking dropped
>>92436541
Still better than Funk Pops.
>>92436551
Amethyst goes in the ocean
>>92436579
And her diaper.
>>92436605
Why would she need one
>>92436529
pls anon, I just want to die. I'll do whatever you want.
>>92436541
>>92435828
THAT ISN'T HOW BALLERINA FEET WORK. NOT AT ALL.
>>92435683
ANON I LOVE HER
>>92436578
Ugly Jasper Funko when
>>92436579
like a water... animal.
>>92436629
In case she goes on a long mission, or has to go during a battle.
>>92436636
Kill Yourself, and then I'll give you the leaks.
>>92436636
Here's the leak, my friend.
>>92436669
The next series will probably be Greg, Jasper, Ruby and Sapphire
Pearl.
>>92436763
It will be Lars, Sadie, and Greg you dunce.
Why the fuck is there no good merch for this show?
>>92435148
That doesn't even rhyme!
>>92436751
>Only >>92434696 got it right.
I didn't realize Ruby wore gloves. Oh wait, opinion discarded, my man.
>>92436795
CN hates us.
>>92436786
She's shit.
>>92436795
I don't know, it's a real shame.
Smokey a cute, a cute!
>>92436844
*a fat, A FAT!
>>92432472
Make whoever did this a storyboarder now! Please Sugar!
>>92436795
CN hates money
>>92434676 #
>>92434683 #
Only >>92434696 # got it right. Like I said, hardly anything. Garnet is vastly more Ruby than Sapphire, visibly speaking. This Sapphireerasureis a bit annoying.
>>92434716
What a worthless post from a worthless anon. You don't deserve to live.
>>92436786
She makes my willy go tingly
>>92436844
Skellige winds a wild, a wild!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQBgb0TR_6w
>>92436849
Fat people are cute.
>>92436935
No they aren't.
tfw we will neve get fusion merch bc the companies cn has hired can't handle figures with more than 2 arms
>>92436904
You're stupid. Maybe this will help you. Which character looks more like Garnet here? You just can't see past the hair and the colour.
She has Sapphire's exact fucking face with 2 extra eyes
>>92436795
There's never really good merch for shows I like (sometimes none at all) and it really pisses me off.
Steven Universe could make some decent action figures, especially with some of the Fusions.
>>92436974
Man I want a good Alexandrite figurine
>>92436949
You're cute.
>>92436153
>>92436793
>Implying anybody would buy any of those
Sketch requests? (SFW)
>>92437017
No I'm not.
>>92436795
Not even kidding, they dont make merch for it because SU is a "girl's show"
>>92436989
>"Female" Characters
>Getting action figures
Lol.
>>92436795
>>92436890
The real money is in advertising. Toys for cartoons these days are really hit or miss. However the shit they're currently pumping out still sells like hotcakes, so maybe, eventually, they'll produce something decent?
Nothing new has been announced other than the McFarlane construction sets. They better act quickly before the show ends or beforepeople drop the show after the likely disappointing one hour special.
>>92437056
Gendered toys are cancer. Could you REALLY see Rose Quartz as a fucking barbie doll?
>>92437017
>>92437029
Lol
>>92437047
A casual stevonnie
>>92437031
They made a Connie one so what's your point?
>>92437077
>Could you REALLY see Rose Quartz as a fucking barbie doll?
Yes.
>>92437052
This anon speaks the truth, the only girl shows that get merch are pink sparkly toddler shows
>>92437051
Yes you are, even if you might be skinny.
>>92437094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_QPnlhSsO0
>>92437110
I wonder how many Connies have sold? Theres no way anyone other than autistic completionists would buy her.
>>92437047
>>92437100
Make them play on the gamecube, doing a fist pump and saying "2-Player Mode Unlocked!"
>>92437047
Topaz lying on the ground, bored and patting her belly.
>>92435997
>Army is a tsundere
I could work with this.
I love Doug's theme.
>>92437197
You love shit
>>92437197
Shame he turned out to really be a boring rent-a-cop.
>>92436797
>>92436978
>he just proved my point right
Hahahaha neck yourself retard. I honestly can't tell if this is bait anymore. /sug/ posters really run the gamut from sensible anon to rage spewing moron too mad to accept they're wrong.
>>92437094
man, where do you even get images that get this garbled?
hey kids
you want some lapidot
>>92437341
Kill yourself
>>92434705
this is the worst post i've seen on /sug/
>>92437341
you know the drill: lapidirt kill yourself et cetera etc.
>>92437341
YAAAAAAAAAS BITCH
this show rots your brain
>>92436763
Why the hell wasn't Greg in series 2? He's more important as supporting human than Connie, he fits perfectly with Rose, and has been in the show since day 1. We actually got the barn gems before him. Unacceptable.
If series 3 isn't Greg, Ruby and Sapphire in a double pack like pic related, and Jasper, then there's zero hope for these fuckers.
>>92437341
if it only comes in small resolutions I'll skip
>>92437100
>>92437341
Give me all the Lapidot.
>>92437376
>a tumblrite stumbles into a lion's den, is confused
>>92432213
connie shit, lars is best husband
>>92436795
good merch doesn't exi-
>>92437215
I also love his smooth voice
real talk though
when are we gonna see her again
>>92437519
Never
>>92437183
>>92437466
that's pretty hot anon.
>>92437519
What's this kind of ayy lmao gem
>>92437558
I'm guessing that's a Malachite.
>>92437413
Looks nice, thanks
>>92437534
Good shit, my dude.
>>92435336
>Jasper
>Megatron
Absofuckinglutely not.
cute
I haven't seen anyone make this .gif yet so here.
If anyone can make a better quality one, pls.
Does Connie have the power?
>>92436974
What I can't fucking figure out is how they got a company that has proven they can do decent plush, and yet shit like pic related pops out.
>>92437648
Yes, the Mary Sue power.
>>92437650
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
>>92437341
>_500
Learn how to save pictures.
Are all fusions involving steven gonna have deformities?
>>92437647
When 1080p comes out.
>>92437671
i know how to save pictures
>>92437685
Stevonnie didn't?
>>92437650
kek
I want this
>>92437719
Could I get a blurrier one?
>>92437703
I thought it already had.
>>92437650
*heavy, audible mouth breathing*
>>92437726
That we know of....
>>92435440
>Thrashing ropes and crashing timbers
>Flashing heatrays pissed the deck
I swear that they sing 'pissed'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM
>>92436321
IT'S SLAANESH PATROL
>>92437752
Nope, only TV rip so far.
>>92437773
>409 bytes
I dont have that much space, could I get something smaller?
>>92437796
>The 6th StevenBomb is now available in iTunes RAW format. Direct and torrent downloads here.
what
>>92437466
A good lars fanartist, but i cant get over all the pedo porn he drew
I just realized something
Do you think there were multiple Rose Quartzs in 'our' Rose's rebellion?
>>92437826
It doesn't count as part of the bomb.
Lion 4 was the start of the bomb in case you got confused on that.
In fact we weren't even supposed to HAVE stuck together till the end of this month.
>>92435828
And you have a brain tumor, apparently.
>>92435871
Plausible.
>>92436935
Chris-Chan is fat.
>>92437669
*blocks your path*
Whatup party peple it me HARNEY
>>92437826
That's from Stuck Together, dingus.
>>92437854
Nice sausage arms.
>>92437850
Oh, I see.
Go complain about it on Tumblr.
They don't even draw that kind of stuff anymore
>A Lapis terraforms
This lyric used to confuse me, but just now I realized it probably means they just go to worlds with a lot of water and strip the water off, throwing it away into space.
>>92437895
*teleports
>>92437886
Pearl and Rose
>>92437886
these two
they're so mysterious yet have shown signs of depth and complexity within the space of three episodes. how long have they been paired together for? do they care about each other at all?
>>92437851
>And you have a brain tumor, apparently.
Not him, but people with foot fetishes have fucked up brains.
To be more specific certain regions of the brain associated with body image are crossed, in the case of those with foot fetishes the regions of the brain that associate feet with genitals.
>>92437047
Topaz with her teeth around Aquamarine's calf, biting down furiously, while Aquamarine is frantically trying to escape.
>>92437773
Astonishing. An ant just walked across my screen and when it reached your pic I swear I heard it squeek "What the hell is this shit"?
>>92437886
Rose and Pearl, and I guess by that last bit White Diamond too.
>>92437931
same thing but mostly if not entirely online, also with more adult cartoons
>>92437854
You look like a fucking dog toy.
>>92437854
hi HARNEY it me STEBS
>>92437939
I HAVE a foot fetish, and 'fucked up' is not the term - and I know the article you're referring to, and it's just a HYPOTHESIS by dr.Ramachandran.
I am just fucking sick of that idiot with his floppy paddle shit.
>>92437994
don't worry anon, your blue waifu was already shit before
>>92437994
A Laisfag less
makes the worl a better place
>>92437972
And now we have a shaved monkey fella knockin' about...
>>92437972
>>92437854
Why is Garnet's so bad
Are the toy people racist or did they have a bunch of left over donkey Kong plushes or what
>>92437728
You can find 'em online but Lion, Pearl, and Amethyst aren't cheap.
>>92437886
YD, best diamond. After her, Aquamarine and Topaz.
>>92437915
Ok now that I listen to it again, it sounds like "terepores". The rest of the song is poorly-sung garbage anyway so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>>92437886
Shit. Either Yellow Diamond or Rose Quartz. On one hand, all we really know about YD is that she's Freeza the giraffe and she's got some bottled up angst about Pink Diamond, but on the other hand, everybody seems to be looking at Rose Quartz through rose-tinted glasses and I kind of want to know what her deal really was before she settled down with Greg.
WHY DO YOU BASTARDS SYMPATHIZE WITH FUCKING AYYYYYS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
VIGILO CONFIDO VIGILO CONFIDO VIGILO CONFIDO!
Is there any art of Blue Diamond in a Zoo outfit
hola
>>92438200
Kill yourself
I want the human government to get their hands on homeworld tech and becoming the true enemies of the show, they end up capturing and torturing a diamond.
>>92437886
jasper
>>92438215
>Don't you dare make her thin! But if you want to make her fatter or black that would be swell
Christ I hate Tumblr
>>92437958
Eh, being against/disgusted by pedophilia isnt a new tumblr-only fad anon.
Besides, he's still cringey as fuck.
>>92438237
It'd be really fucking stupid if a Diamond could be overcome just using gem tech. They're supposed to be ridiculously powerful inherently.
>>92438215
"Beach Ready Body" Topaz when?
>>92438116
it's "terraforms"
ESLs, jesus christ
fuke zuke
>>92438246
It's a drawing tutorial. What are you going on about?
>>92438246
i don't see the issue
it's not specifically about not making her thin, its just about staying on model
>>92438215
>policing the anatomy of skinny topaz instead of fat lapis
Good to see my fucking hard earned tax dollars are going to good places.
>>92438246
Anon, this isn't a matter of fat, and nobody even mentioned skin tone. It is a simple design note that with Topaz, you should think inside the box.
>>92438215
fuck that. Let people draw whatever they want. I hope this doesn't encourage people to harass anyone who draws out of the norm
>>92437466
>mfw this fanart
>>92438300
If people stayed on model with every character we would have a bunch of really boring fan art.
>>92438311
But why? Why can't people draw her whatever way they want? Why is it a PSA?
wwhen is jasper comin back
>>92438335
thanks rebecca
>>92438353
Hey. Go back home.
>>92438353
Wwhen you kill yourself, jascuck.
>>92438353
Who?
>>92438353
Very soon, anon
>>92438386
You know, Jasper, that hot gem we met in That Will Be All.
>>92438264
If real world humans got their hands on gem tech, imagine the possibilities, especially in the wrong hands.
>>92438406
>>92437195
We know for a fact that Rubies are hopeless romantics.
We even got to see the flipside of that when Navy served up a piping hot cup of Proportionate Emotional Revenge.
>>92438353
Season 8
>>92438410
Oh right! Jasper! I like her, I hope she comes back soon.
>>92438416
They wouldn't be able to use 90% of it since it's designed to interface with the gems hard light bodies.
>>92438449
give em a few weeks
Post Jasper
Thin, beautiful Jasper
>>92438503
Jaspers should be friends
>we'll see a gem shatter in the next arc
>it will be Terminator 2-tier horrifying, ala https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOFrwimPMZM&t=1m45s
>>92438503
If you're into broomsticks, why not just post Pearl instead?
>>92438533
>_500
Stop this.
>>92438545
I hope Aquamarine gets crushed under blue diamonds foot
Topaz is fat.
>>92437886
Any Diamond
Aquamarine
Lapis but she's a lost cause I suppose
Rose
im bored of lapidot
>>92437714
is this shit real? Bolt wtf
>>92438353
Season 6 obviously
>>92438116
>a broadway singer is shit lol im so edgy!!!
>>92438604
Zuke? Have you seen the light?
>>92438651
>giving him attention
>>92438604
I'm not.
>>92438713
are you still looking forward to the potential
>>92438718
Pearl driving the Dondai into a ditch while Amethyst laughs her ass off
>>92437714
how crazy one has to be to sunk that low?
I mean, I'm writing shit on a board full of autists but seriously man. Wow.
>>92438737
I'll never give up hope.
>>92438718
Aqua smoking her wand like a joint
>>92438718
I remember. Nice determination. A big bulky Jasper in your style?
I kind of want Lapidfot to be canon now just from the shitstorm that will follow
>>92438264
If that comic where Steven stabs BD with a destabilizer becomes true, then it's 100% onscreen confirmation the crew can't plan anything for shit. YD is in charge of tech gems and she's not stupid enough to design a weapon without checking for failsafes.
>>92438765
thats very optimistic of you anon
im still hoping on that dark twist
>>92438718
Sapphire in Lapis's clothes
>>92438718
Jasper hang gliding
>>92438789
It's sealed in stone dead and only Zuke wanted it. It wouldnt catch that much heat anyway off of here. I can think of 20 other ships that will cause a true shitstorm.
>>92438718
Lapis painting.
>>92438335
Hey maybe you ought to whip your boarders in line instead of posting on 4chan, Becky.
>>92438789
it basically already is
i don't think any ship will be as explicit as ruby/sapphire and steven/connie since the crew loves fandom shipping shenanigans too much
>>92438264
>>92438793
Pretty sure it's been stated that diamonds can't be poofed
>>92438849
kill yourself
>>92438789
>>92438849
kill yourself delusional retard
>>92438410
She looks like somebody decked her in the face.
>>92436797
You don't even rhyme!
>>92438898
No
>>92438898
No, but you're an idiot for thinking they have anything to do with each other.
Not for sexual.
With Lapis being so clingy I honestly think once she gets Steven back she will likely never want him to leave her sight again.
She would be paranoid about him doing something dangers like that again and will likely follow him no matter where he is to keep him safe.
>>92438044
that pearl is terrifying.
>>92438876
Don't get why shipping is a big deal anyway, two fictional characters fall in love. who cares
>>92438898
I like SU, but I love ragging on it even more.
>>92438955
It's fucking stupid, inappropriate and often detrimental to the characters, especially in this case. Kill yourself.
>>92438943
Kek
>>92438574
Is this some sort of fetish thing?
>>92438718
Lars eating a sandwich
>>92437236
Isn't that what you're doing? Like you're spewing rage and being unable to admit you're wrong. Wow this is brilliant.
>>92437714
Can't believe I'm in a server with degenerates like this. Wish I could speak out about it without being banned or told to shut up about it but them's the breaks
>>92438430
>We know for a fact that Rubies are hopeless romantics.
And dumb. Don't forget dumb.
>>92438449
Not a problem. Experimenting on Steven when?
>>92438986
>you will never be this autistic
>>92438932
No, she most definitely is for sexual.
>>92438718
Hey there, thanks for those two pieces.I would just like another cutesy Sapphire and Centi picture, but please do the other requests
>>92438932
peridot is for fugg, hugg and everything else. I thought we already discussed this...
Alexandrite + Lapis will fuse and fly to get Steven
Peridot gets left in charge of Earth.
When they return, they find that Peridot has conquered the planet and become a tyrannical, autistic dictator (an autistator if you will).
>>92438718
hot dang, this is pretty
just gonna... flip this around in mspaint for my own pleasure
>>92438955
>I don't even know what shipping is.
>>92438789
If you weren't a cancerous lapidirtfag and really wanted a ship to become canon just to cause a shitstorm, you would root for any Garnet ship, Pearl X male ship, or Jasper X Lapis, since any of those would make Zuke and your other fellow cancer incarnates on Tumblr kill themselves.
>>92437236
Not really, Garnet has Sapphire's arms and sholders too.
>>92439058
>horse
Bye.
>>92438718
Aquamarine's gem prison days where she shanked an uppity bitch for backtalking her.
>>92439058
bye
>>92439058
Rest in shit.
>>92437386
Probably.
>>92438940
A Greentext/fanfic should be made of this happening.
>>92439096
my art is subpar, but want me to draw some stupid shit on paint?
>>92437386
No that's the alcohol and drugs.
>>92439001
pretty sure it is, but It'll be awesome to see regardless. I want Blue to squash Aqua with her foot, but Steven saves her in time so just her gem is cracked.
>>92438986
I mean it'll be annoying if they started acting like ruby and sapphire in hit the diamond
>>92438718
Sadie walking in on a freshly showered Sourcream
>>92439058
Rip faggot
>>92438856
When was that?
>>92439038
>>92439048
Not for sexual.
>>92437931
Catering exclusively to AI's.
>>92439140
Fine, but I want Topaz to be shattered.
>>92438856
>Matt
>>92437648
She's got the power to do that...
>>92439163
I think one will be desu
>>92438274
>>92439163
Why would you want that?
>>92439157
>>92439058
Damn Anon, you cant really be this new can you?
>>92439135
sure
>>92439013
>Like you're spewing rage and being unable to admit you're wrong.
Which Su character is the purest?
>>92439264
the second topaz, the first one is a slut.
>>92439179
Just what I'm hoping for.
>>92439200
>Topaz doesn’t know what she would do without Topaz
This is why.
>>92438986
>being this angry and autistic about some irrelevant thing people do for fun
I think you need to leave your basement. Get some fresh air. It will do you good.
>>92437714
This is legitimately frightening.
>>92439264
Buggo
>>92439264
Steven
>>92439264
Lion
>>92439299
Not anymore.
>>92439264
Loli Jasper
>>92439286
The context was it having a place in the show, learn to follow post chains, retard.
>>92439320
He hasn't been raped by Blue Diamond yet
>>92439264
Me.
>>92437714
thank god I'm at least not this bad
>>92439358
No, you're not.
so, why did Rose bubble Bismuth for wanting to shatter the diamonds when she herself shattered a diamond
>>92439358
No /sug/ poster is pure
>>92439410
Shattering PD was necessary.
Shattering other gems isn't.
>>92439410
She obviously regretted it and didn't want to make the same mistake again
>>92437714
That reminds me. Wasn't there a guy who worked on the show with a bizarre affinity for Pearl? I remember seeing images he'd drawn of Pearl and himself hanging out with Sugar and Ian.
>>92439210
I'm open to suggestions, gentlemen.
>>92439451
It was a one-time, one-off boarder
>>92439058Former. Never really wanted to fuck them but liked the show. I still catch up occasionally however the magic is lost. Don't think the show necessarily became a lot worse but I was just burned out after so many years.
Now delete yourself pls
>>92439456
Draw me taking a nap on Topaz's big ol' belly.
>>92439456
Aquamarine giving Topaz a piggyback ride
>>92439456
Lars eating a sandwich pls
>>92439444
so are all gen 2 gems literal children? Leggy, Peridot, Aqua, even Topaz is a big fucking baby.
>>92439332
>>92438986
It's only garbage when it's badly done. Even Lapidot could potentially work if it was written by someone that can actually write.
>>92439456
Skinny, and post it in >>>/trash/Steven
>>92439456
Lapis eating at least 3 cakes
>>92432810
from what? Her mural or her hooded appearance?
I wonder if she was poofed some time during the war....
but Matt laughed when asked if Diamonds could be poofed?
>>92439478The show went entirely too shit after Faust left. They started trying harder and harder to cater to the adult crowd.
>>92439426
So Gems weren't killing humans back in the day?
>>92439456
Draw this but with Aquamarine
>>92439456
>>92438767
>>92439525
>Matt
>>92437761
peirced
they say peirced you fool!
Uuuuullaaaaa!!!
>>92439526
I regret watching that show. I feel nauseous when I think back on it.
>>92439456
Peridot in Quark space
>>92439525
That predates when PD was revealed to be shattered btw.
>>92439410
She realised you can fuck gems
>>92439552
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>92439525
You're really going to believe anything that retarded apeman says?
>>92439565>tfw i still think some of the episodes are cute and charming but i cant watch any of it without scorn from others
>>92439410
Rose's sin was not telling the others about Bismuth, not bubbling Bismuth in and of itself.
I can accept the leader of a rebelion poofing and bubbling a subordinate who doesn't follow orders, but not everything afterward.
>>92439526Nah not really. It is becoming more degrading now that all of the old staff is gone basically, especially the old writers like Larson,
AKR etc. But like I said before the magic is already gone for me so I don't really care either way
>>92439495
Too bad nobody else on the crewniverse liked Lapidot outside of Puke
>>92439605
Nah, there's pros and cons to both sides of that. Either she can tell the CGs and be completely open and honest with them or she can lie and leave them to remember Bismuth as a friend and loyal comrade.
>>92439451
yeah he was the one who brought us that beach episode and those pearl paddles we see posted so often
>>92439495
*could have potentially worked
>>92439687
really? i'm pretty sure that was all lamar
>>92439565I still think the first two seasons are fine for what they are. It's fun, silly and lighthearted. The cast is also pretty well written for a children's show and lovable enough. It's cute, light entertainment and its not like its trying to be anything more. But then it went to hell and from what I can gather it's nothing more but a huge clusterfuck.
Please stop hating Lapidot here it stresses me out
>>92439702
*could potentially work
there's still many directions they could take it to revitalise any interest we could possibly have in their dynamic
>>92439686
I smile when I think of how BTFO Lapidirtfags are too
>>92439754
Kill yourself, lapidirt.
Love you guys so fucking muchWhich character have you jerked off to the most?
>>92439754
embrace it
>>92439495
I just want some Amedot bone man... Is that really so much to ask for? We've been dry for months now, Crewniverse please, I know you peruse these threads... Please throw us a bone maaaaan! PLEASE!
>>92439754
Say "safe-space"! Say it!
>>92439765
can you elaborate?
>>92438940
>It had been almost a month since Steven was rescued from Homeworld.
>After being almost executed by the Diamonds and nearly killed on multiple occasions the Crystal gems finally saved him and by the skin of there teeth they managed to get back to Earth safe and sound.
>Of course the gems were all angry at him for doing such a dangers thing and scolded him hard for what he did.
>But the gems were still more then happy to see him and after the scolding it was all hugs and apologies to one another after everything was done.
>But Lapis who was the one who saved him from near death in the first place didn't cold him or seem happy she just looked at Steven with a sad expression all the way home.
>After a few days of things getting back to normal everything seemned normal again except for one thing.
>Lapis would not leave Steven alone.
>Since day one Lapis wanted to stay over at Stevens house and never left the room without him.
>Even when he went to bed Lapis just sat next to his bed and watched him sleep with a stern face.
>Steven tired to go meet the townies but Lapis would not leave him be.
>Before he went out Lapis stopped Steven and said "Hold my hand Steven"
>Steven said "What? Lapis I don't need you to hold my hand."
>Lapis was not having any of it and forced Steven to hold his hand likes he was a small child
>All the townies were glad to see Steven again but they did fine it odd how Lapis stood by him holding his hand even more odd was how hostile she was to everyone.
>It got worse when the cool kids asked if he wanted to go skateboarding and Lapis gripped Stevens hand tight and said "No! that's too dangers for Steven."
>Steven was embbrased the whole day he was treated like a child by Lapis and forced to hold her hand.
>It only got worse from there as Lapis would never leave him no matter what she watched him sleep all night long stayed outside the bathroom and shower constantly knocking on the door to see if he was ok,
>>92438789
4chan hates it, but tumblr loves it. I think it will be a big victory for them honestly.
Hey, do you guys remember when Steven and the CG went on adventures to fight Gem monsters and collect artifacts? What happened to that?
>>92439829
>Things only got worse when Lapis presented Steven a list of townies ranging from acceptable visits from Greg to Connie to Vandilya.
>To list of townies who should never be allowed near Steven such as Ronaldo Lars and Onion.
>Things hit rock bottom when Lapis officially announced Steven was moving in with her to the Barn without any warning to him or the other gems.
>There was a lot of arguing at first but Steven had to accept when Lapis threatened to leave Earth.
>At the barn Lapis had made sure to get rid of anything sharp or dangers and made sure everything was nice and soft for Steven so he wouldn't hurt himself,
>Even worse not even Peridot was around to help as she was kicked out when Lapis found out she gave the orders that got the humans kidnapped and Steven almost killed.
>Everyday Steven was now forced to hold Lapis hand or hug her her close because she was afraid of Steven getting hurt Steven felt like a spoiled toddler and it made him so embarrassed but at least Lapis was happy that her Steven was safe with her that's all she could ever ask for.
>>92439776
Either Pearl or Lapis, my two least favorite gems.
>>92439776none, i can't get off to su characters
>>92439754
lapidot is shit
shiiiiiiiit
>>92439849
Fusion stuff
>>92439756
I don't know. I think that'll require a lot of work and time because the characters and their relationship are in a shitty place right now because of Zuke and it would be better to just give up on it.
>>92439843
>tumblr loves it
Tumblr has mixed feelings.
>>92439880
not really
lapis and peridot are clearly dependent on each other right now and you can take that in a dark and interesting direction very easily considering lapis' past experience with dependency
>>92438789
Why do Lapis and Peridot need to be lovers? Explain yourself, and don't say something like "cuz itz kewt" because that's not an argument. Give us good reasons why it should be canon and how the show would benefit.
>>92439869
>has to wear a boot
Pathetic!
>>92439802
Hold on my friend. There should be at least two more Shorty Squad episodes in the future with the previous recording pics/tweets we've seen. And you never know what other upcoming eps they might have some more pretty gud interactions.
>>92439912
>implying a ship needs a reason to be canon
>implying 'its cute' isn't a valid enough reason
>>92439849
It is like Kamen rider. We are past the toy spam and into the meandering and sometimes plot
>>92439802
>wanting anything to do with the other shit ship puke tried to force
>>92439813
I smile when I see delusional faggots here, probably from redit, who think lapidirt is anything but shit and dead, even though it's been months since Puke left the show, admitted that she was the only one pushing for it, and that it's never happening because she couldn't get her way
>>92439869
>>92439931
Why do these pictures show Lapis shattering Peridot when Lapis is the worst one.
Get Peridot away from the Barn and she's good. Lapis is still the same moody unapologetic flat cunt.
>>92439941
>I don't give a rat's ass about good writing
Lapidirts in a nutshell
>>92439884
Whenever I go to tumblr, all I see is 1000 pieces of lapidot in the SU tag. Those two haven't done anything in a longtime but they're still present.
Honestly, I don't see how any relationships between gems will be beneficial for the show in any way. The townies are probably more for that kind of stuff anyway.
>>92439947
why do you care about it, then?
>>92439941
>as long as I get muh ship, to hell with decent writing
>>92439941
>>implying a ship needs a reason to be canon
Yeah let's just waste time writing something so a specific subset of autists can post "SOOOO CUTE" on their Tumblrs
>>92439912
I don't give a shit about the ship, but it'll be some quality entertainment watching the reaction that follows, just like Jashi.
>>92439955
This
>>92439958
literally one of the main points of the show is that love isn't logical and it just is what it is. peridot had to learn it, ruby and sapphire had to learn it, pearl had to learn it.
so, why is it an issue?
>>92439955
Because Lapoopfags are elitists
>>92440005
>literally one of the main points of the show is that love isn't logical and it just is what it is
Another main point is that love is more important than "i think ur qt let's fuck lawl"
>>92440005
But that's not... Where did you even get that?
>>92439955
im a lapidirt and i agree with this
peridot is a better character than lapis in every way and if anyone should be shattered, it's lapis
>>92439955
She can die too
>>92440029
have you ever heard of a show called steven universe?
>>92439967
I expected reactions and fanart of the 6th bomb in the SU tag after it aired but the vast majority was fucking Lapidot
>>92440005
Because the message of the show is pointless if it fails to convey itself in a way that makes sense. If you have ships "just because," then the impact of the message isn't as strong.
>>92440005
Then by your logic, why can't Frybo and Navy be lovers?
THIS THREAD IS GOING TO GEORGIA
>>92440055
Remove #lapidot from your search retard.
new thread?
>>92440073
WHAT ABOUT LAPIDOTS?
>>92440050
I mean, it's fine if that's the message you're getting, but it certainly isn't one of the "main points of the show".
>>92440055
I can't wait to see how it gets uprooted and destroyed honestly.
>>92440088
THERE'S ACTUALLY PLENTY OF TIME, BUT FUCK 'EM
>>92439811
I'll go boil the eggs.
>>92440088
WHO CARES?
>>92440031
Everyone already knows that the remaining Lapidirts are just Memedotfags who never talk about anything other than autistic peridot ships and her limb enhances because their waifu is a shitty meme and even they know it.
>>92440057
the 'just because' is that lapis and peridot care about each other and how that affects their characters and supports their wellbeing
you can criticise the way it's executed, but we're simply talking about the reasons why they should be lovers in a purely hypothetical sense
>>92440094
I'm genuinely excited but for all we know Zuke was being dramatic and it's just Peridot and Lapis not falling in love and snogging on-screen like she wanted to.
>>92440094
I'm hoping it's something big, but knowing Zuke, it's probably just gonna be Lapis and Peridot having a minor disagreement.
>>92440061
they can because we're discussing this in a hypothetical sense
congratulations, you understood my point
New thread
>>92440024
>>92440024
>>92440024
>>92440124
For all we know, it's Lapis and Peridot falling in love and snogging on-screen, but not in the exact way she wanted.
>>92440073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89p8ya3ZdnQ
>>92440169
You're literally retarded.
>>92440189
excellent rebuttal
>>92434879
You can go a long way by simply making the size of her head match across multiple pics. You can see the difference between her body size in relation to herself that way.
>>92439552
done.
>>92439869
>>92439931
Of all the things to become a new fetish.
>>92440169
Doesn't sound like you had a fucking point at all
I thought we were talking about good reasons Lapidot should happen? And all you can come up with "well it's not literally impossible"
>>92440251
try reading comprehension then
love happens just because, and this is one of the messages the show gives. there's no logic in it, and a major aspect of peridot's redemption was letting this sink in. therefore, it can happen 'just because'.
>>92439754
I fuckinglovelapidot