Which movie do you think it is /co/?

>>92431167
Definitely Pirates 5. If it was Star Wars or a Pixar movie, they wouldn't have said shit and had it taken care of secretly.

>stealing from the rich
Fuck yeah.

It's a fucking false flag you idiots.

Disney is well known for being super protective of their copyright as well as having very tight security on their premises, both physical and network. They're also pushing for more stringer copyright and anti-piracy laws.

So, this is obviously an excuse they're fabricating to push their agenda through.

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>Hackers are holding a movie hostage for Bitcoin

We did it, we're in the cyberpunk future! We finally made it!

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>>92431207
>and had it taken care of secretly.
you mean assassins, ninjas and stuff?

>>92431167
>this one dude says these other dudes said

Just wondering but uh... is it really a good idea to mess with a multi billion dollar conglomerate?

>a guy says that other guys say they stole a movie
is there anything certain in this story so far?

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>>92431273
sheeeeiit

>>92431290
No

>>92431207
>Pirates 5

How very appropriate that would be.

>>92431315
Or a live action remake of Robin Hood.

>>92431167
doesn't matter everyone is going to see it in theaters anyway because it's Disney and Disney makes nothing but great movies

now if this were a shifty studio like WB THEN maybe this would be important

>>92431315
Pirating Pirates of The Caribbean

>>92431276
I want to see what a Disney hitman looks like.

>>92431305
>>92431290
Nice religion, bros.

>>92431339
>no caps or punctuation
At least try to be more subtle, underage shill.

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>>92431347

>>92431339
Disney is love. Disney is life. I would gladly give my life for the glory of Disney!

>>92431273
Nerds stealing movies isn't exactly new. What do you think shoplifting is all about?

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>>92431347

Watch out for the plaid, lad.

>>92431347
No one, knows. They are snipers.
https://youtu.be/yZx-i6koyfU

>>92431339
BEHEAD THOSE WHO ATTACK DISNEY

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>>92431347
>It is only in their most desperate hour that the Walt Disney Corporation sends out its most ruthless warrior.
>A killing machine so hell bent on completing its task that nothing will stop it from completing its mission.
>God help any bastard that gets in his way.
>It will waddle from coast to coast or country to country to find the unlucky son of a bitch that chose to fuck with his corporate masters.

>>92431273
Wow the future really is a huge fucking disappointment

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>>92431167
Why do Korean hackers not do an Ultra fappening?
Or never have a Warner movie leaked?

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>>92431488
>>92431433
>>92431382
I honest cannot tell shills from trolls any more

>>92431612
Warner has nothing worth leaking

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pro tip: publicity stunt.

>>92431614
This >>92431614 is a shill. Note the inability to write.

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>>92431433
preach brother/sister

>you lived long enough to see the cyberpunk future

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>>92431347

mazel tov

>>92431678
Fake nerds will lap it up.

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>>92431339
>>92431433
>>92431707

>>92431678
by the hackers?

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Disney doesn't do "assassins", they march their private army up to your door, kill your entire neighbourhood to make sure they don't leave any witnesses and drag you back to the disneyland fungeon for torture and dismemberment.

they already said it's Pirates

>>92431832
Meant for >>92431347

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>>92431276
>Ah-hyuk! Gorsh, Mickey wants to make an example out of ya!

>>92431894
>the Internet-breaking surprise Marvel has in store

I was kind of hoping it was Cars 3, if only to see how much Disney really gives a shit about it.

>tfw the Wonder Woman and Justice League movies don't get stolen by hackers
meh

>>92432066
>tfw hackers steal from evil people only

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>>92431690
Are you implying my English is bad because you caught me ICE

>>92431167
>Dysney chief says Hackers Claim
????????????

>>92432066
>tfw not even hackers want those shifty ducking movies

>ever messing with The Mouse

these guys are literally and financially fucked for the rest of their lives

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>>92432066
maybe their security was too good?

>>92431167
> Inc foodfight tier replacement

>>92431167
For the hackers' sake, I really hope they don't get caught.

Seems like a pretty bad idea to fuck with such a huge company.

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>>92432167
>shifty ducking
Is mom watching, underage shill?

>>92432269
Or their magic?

>>92432066
They're not worth anything

>>92432391
He's phoneposting.

>>92432428
To the low class, at least.

>>92432298
Of course they'll never get "caught" not publicly anyways you don't fuck with the house of mouse

>>92432538
>>92432298
>samefagging
Phoneposter confirmed.

>>92431167
I hope it's Cars 3, I want that film to fucking tank.

>>92432296
Yes, please.

its X-men origins all over again

>>92431767
Not gonna lie, that would be some cool shit.

>le corporations have assassins on retainer and regularly hire them out to kill people meme

Come on guys. They're not the CIA.

>>92432616
But it was a better movie than any PotC.

>>92431167
IT'S DA RUSSIANS GAIZ

DIS A THREAT TO DA HOMIE SECURITY

>>92432680
You're right, they're bigger.

It's Pirates 5

>>92432495
What's up with that though, are Americans not allowed to swear on their phone?
Mine allows me to say fuck.

>>92431167
>yfw Wreck it ralph 2 is literally happening in the real world

>>92431556
You didn't read too much cyber punk literature, did you? it's wholly disappointing for most of the denizens of the narratives.

Welcomes to the world of...

>>92432745
>are Americans not allowed to swear on their phone?
Not if they want to be Children of the Mouse.

>>92431894
I laughed entirely too hard at this.

>>92431167
>muh hacking
is this the new rich people excuse?

>>92432829
that's what they get for installing windows 10

>>92431167
If it's Incredibles 2 I'm going to go Gamma Jack on somebody.

>>92431347
It's just Agent 47 with Mouse ears.

>>92431255
Nah, they're too rich to have to resort to a false flag. I hope.

>>92431255
>They're also pushing for more stringer copyright and anti-piracy laws.
And of course, /co/ is OK with this.

>>92431167
>Star Wars gets leaked early
>The new trilogy is shit canned and rebooted

pls happen

>>92431347
Only four kids got killed in Sandy Hook and the rest were actors. I don't know what the hell they did to cross Disney, but Disney doesn't fuck around with assassination.

>>92433494
>/pol/ arrives in /co/ shortly after company warriors
Interesting.

>>92432680
Doesn't Nintendo have yakuza connections?

>>92432745
They can swear, but most phone spellcheckers don't recognize swear words out of the box. So if you are retarded and blindly obey spellcheck you can't say fuck on a phone.

>>92431345
>Pirates pirating Pirates of the Caribbean.

I'm pretty irate about that.

It's Pirates.
>http://deadline.com/2017/05/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-hackers-ransom-1202094203/

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>>92431347
He's got a mask and a black suit and everything.

>>92431167
Bullshit, I refuse to believe a company as large and methodic as D has only a single copy on a single server of such a big asset as a new movie.

>>92432391
>Morrison doing anything to help the Gentry
In your dreams, Lord Broken.

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>Bob Iger says Hackers claim to have stolen movie
>Anon says Stan Lee claims to be the reincarnation of Frank Sinatra
I can say other people claim shit too. Doesn't make it true.

>>92432723
For you, anyways.

>>92433956
Whatever you do, don't click on the spoiler image for your own well being...

>>92433189
>too rich to have to resort to a false flag.

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>>92433956
Well that's something.

>>92432167
>21
Yes, that's why they stole a kino like Pirates 5.

>>92433635
No, that was Sega in the 90s.
Kinda obvious in hindsight, with them being the publishers of the Yakuza series.

>>92434534
Pirates 5 is going to make a billion

if this got out online that would hurt Disney a ton so yes that's why they stole Pirates 5

>>92431167
you gotta have huge balls to steal from Disney

>>92431347
The huntsman from Snow White but with guns.

>>92436119
>>92434595
You need no balls to shill for Disney.

>>92431167
It was Sausage Party and Sony took credit for it.

>>92431767
>Jew Jitsu

>>92431167
>Creatively bankrupt sequel is going to be hot garbage
>Now they can blame piracy if it doesn't succeed
>BETTER REV UP FOR DMCA 2.0 FUCKTHEPUBLIC WITH MORE CORPORATE OWNERSHIP OF THINGS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN FIFTY YEARS AGO!

My workplace had NPR on, there were people calling in talking about how bitcoin should be illegal, right after they were done talking about how it was so great that there was a smoking ban that even applies to smoking outside, on your own goddamn property.

>>92431255
Jet fuel can't melt Disney beams.

>>92437364
>>Creatively bankrupt sequel is going to be hot garbage
It's gotten pretty good reviews t b h

You're lying to yourself if you're saying you wouldn't want one final adventure with Jack and Barbossa nearly 10 years later as a proper sendoff after how bad Stranger Tides was

>>92437472
>still believes reviewers

>>92437852
Rotty Tomatty is a machine god AI that determines the fate of mankind and if we don't produce enough saliva when sucking its electric silicock, we'll be turned into empty skins and stretched over barbed wire skeletons to hurt forever

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>>92431556
>tfw still no flying cars

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>>92438010
But we have drones!

It's Pirates 5, ya fucking mongoloids.

>>92431167
>Pirates 5 set up to be flop.
>Main star tells people "if you voted Trump dont watch muh movie."
>Boycott of the movie.
>Set sail to be the biggest flop in history.
>Disney suddenly claims "we got hacked, movie stolen guys."

Ya, no, fake fucking controversy.

>>92438531
Oh man, because boycotts of movies always work.

And nobody cares about the domestic audience for these movies, it makes its money on OS.

>>92438531
Didn't this happen some years ago with that comedy about North Korea?

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>>92438531
WBeat ya to it Disney

>>92438603
Yeup, they claimed North Korea hacked the studio and stole the movie, along with NK will launch nukes against them if they air it, OH BOY GUYS WE CANT AIR IT! YOU SHOULD SEE THE MOVIE SO PATRIOTIC!

Then the movie was a fucking mess.
>>92438569
>Being this much of a retard.
Disney has been in deep shit in the past few years spending 200million+ on movies and barely seeing back a million in sales, Lone Ranger was one of them.

Dont be fucking retarded, they are just pulling one from the Sony Playbook.

>Go see Disney's new movie, stick it to those Russian hackers!

>>92438763
>Make a movie nobody gives a shit about.
>Put it up against a movie thats got so much fucking hype it could power a space shuttle.
>Smart.
wew.

>>92431167
Marketing stunt for Wreck it Ralph 2?

>The plot is that a hacker called 4chan stole the upcoming nostalgiabait "Fix it Felix: The movie" so Ralph has to go online to get the movie back and save his game from falling into obscurity and being shut off

>>92438763
That's not a franchise, anon.

>>92438822
>implying GotG2 wasn't a flop

>>92438763
I'm looking forward to WB shutting down. How close is that?

>>92438930
It will happen when you lose your virginity so never

>>92438978
So it's already bankrupt?

>>92438799
Oh yeah, all those billion dollar movies Disney. All that merchandise Disney makes with all the franchises they own.

Disney is in such a bad place, man.

>>92438993
Fapping doesn't count, permavirgin.

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>>92438930
just a couple more months now

>>92438912
Oh, I get it. You're just an idiot.

>>92438930
Sony will happen first. By 2020 at least.

>>92438930
>>92438993
Big studios can't go bankrupped anymore anon. They have several insurance contracts and ghost Headquarters and Sets on germany, so they can have all the money they blow up back from that stupid 90% money back lawm that Uwe Boll exploits

>>92439052
>>92439062
If they're doing so well, why don't they pay you to shill here?

>>92439085
Awww, did the sad truth hurt you again?

>>92439115
I'm afraid mousefags are too dirt poor to know what insurance is.

>>92439117
Yes, Daddy. Hurt me more. Make me your little painslut.

>>92439214
>marlel interns are whores
That explains all the butthurt.

>>92439239
Yes Daddy, make my ass hurt more. Hurt me more dada.

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>this thread
But why all the butthurt?

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The vast majority of people who go see movies are people who don't know how to pirate or people who prefer to see new movies on a big screen at a theater and Disney knows this

These are worse pirates than Jack Sparrow

>>92439052
>I dont know how to google or be on 4chan when a movie flops and they have to bend the knee to the higher ups every time to make things better.
They also write it off on the taxes and get money back.

>>92439406
Yeah, whatever you say anon. Keep saying it, maybe one day you'll believe it.

>>92439291
This. Don't die for a company, Jesus.

>>92439486
>Business Economics is a lie!

>>92439551
Dude, this is America. Where hobos bodyguard billionaires.

>>92431207
I don't give a flying fuck about Pirates

>>92431207
> Pirates 5
> Pirated

Pottery

>>92431767
underrated post

>>92433967
That's not how it works. Hackers get one copy and threaten to release it early on pirate sites, cutting into profits.

>>92440168
>cutting into profits.
wrong
>>92431339
>>92439339

>>92439569
Say what you want about white trash, they still live in trailers.

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>>92440289
Motherfucker, that was a good one.

>>92440232
The plan premised on it cutting into profits. Whether or not it will work is another thing entirely.

>>92431556
What did you expect when today is just yesterday's tomorrow?

>>92431167
If hackers are so good at stealing things, why haven't more films been leaked? I feel like a lot more shit would be going down. More nudes getting leaked, more shit getting done, more corporations to laugh at... I mean, what do most hackers do?