https://youtu.be/o_nfdzMhmrA

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>>92430158
It's like Wreck it Ralph but shitty

Please god no

>>92430158
>ELO

It fucking hurts.

>>92430158
There's already a thread
>>92422488

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>>92430326
>mfw classic songs are being roped into horrible comedies and action shlock
Leave ELO alone you monsters

>>92430158
Looks like people were right when they predicted that the smiler emoji would be the villain

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>>92430158
>we're number 2!
I laughed harder than I should have

>>92430158
god the girl is so horribly generic, they did exactly what LEGO movie was making fun of

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i demand lewd NOW

>>92431337
Commission Shadman then, provided he isn't busy drawing lewds of her already.

>that generic romance between generic mainguy and whatevergirl incoming

>>92430158
>Steven Wright plays the dad
honestly that's perfect for him. One of the few voices that never gives a shit about anything in this world

>>92431337
>>92431362
For once I'm good with unleashing Shadbase on this

MEH?

>>92432130

"let's beat the shit out of the protagonist"

there's a difference between slapstick and this. very thin, but there is.

>"Emojis that never get used"
>shows eggplant emoji
you wish, Sony.

lego movie but bad
candy crush

also one of my pettiest peeves - the girl has clothes while the male characters doesn't. this is all over the place in mainstream furry stuff as well

>>92433437
They're on a kid's phone.

>>92430158
Humanity was a mistake. This film is proof that we should be purged from this world and all other theoretical Earths in the multiverse.

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>>92430158

>>92430308
It's a Sony movie never hold your breath.

>>92434138
Why do the emojis have hair? That bothers me more than it should.

>>92434298
>Why there's an emoji movie? That bothers me more than it should.

ftfy

>>92433542
They get younger every year, anon

>>92434298
Dunno. Why does the female emoji have a body?

going to the movies is expensive these days.

>>92430326
>>92430415
I just hope the song was only used for the trailer
Please.

>>92434373
there are literally dollar theaters, in america at least. it's only expensive if you go to the expensive places.

>>92430158
THEY
DID NOT
JUST FUCKING USE
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS
FOR THEIR SHITTY FUCKING COP OUT MILLENNIAL PANDERING AS FAR FROM KINO AS IT GETS MOVIE

>>92431337
fucking lefty girl YES.

porn of meh's mom, when?

>>92430158
>brinjal emoji in the loser lounge
kek

>>92434474
What is the opposite of kino, /co/?

Is it a flick, a motion picture, a collection of images?

>>92434578
I don't know what kino is so I can't reliably give you it's opposite.

>>92430158
>eggplant was with the emojis no one uses
Do the people making this movie even know anything?

>>92434288
have they ever made a decent animated movie besides cloudy with a chance of meatballs and hotel transylvania

>>92434578
Joint

>>92434649

dude, this is Sony Pictures Animation.

thry're out of the loop for a while.

Well I'm glad TJ Miller is getting a starring role, cause he's a good actor and I like his stuff, but jesus this looks like drivel.

>>92434675

The sequels to those films?

>>92430415

Don't worry, they'll go back to making trailers full of slow motion footage with a girl slowly singing an 'emotional' take on a fairy tale with a minimalist piano backing soon enough.

If you're 8 years old, this is probably fine, but I just felt mself getting dumber just by watching the trailer.

I smiled at the naruto emoji never being used.
Fuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM

>stop production on the Popeye movie
>favor this fuck fest of a movie instead
>crush Genndy Tartakovsky and his dreams of making this film
>use ELO in trailer
>stupid middle school kids will eat this movie up

The world is really coming to an end isn't it. When did we enter an era of entertainment where people have the shittiest of tastes and can't come up with anything original. Also the fact that Disney decided to produce more live action versions of their movies that are already out, I'm scared of what's coming next.

>tfw people said the same things about the 90's generation of kids and stuff like Pokemon and The Garbage Pail Kids

>>92430158
>Minority boy after a white girl
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>92431337
Came here to post this.

>>92435197
Yeah I felt old watching this trailer.
But it sucks

I'm not giving that trailer views, what was the ELO song they used?

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>>92435423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nkzaOPP6g

>>92435197
The first Pokemon movie at least was mildly good and made in Japan, so the US distributors just paid for the licence.

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>>92435487
Ya it was really well made even though it was targeted at kids it had some great animation. My question is why did companies stop hiring Japanese animators to help production on films and TV shows. Gotta keep it cheap I guess but still they could have a little higher standards for what is shown on screen, I hate how they favor 3D and Flash animation now instead of putting in a little more time and effort for traditional animation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRMeeuP3F0

>we'll never see anything like this on TV again

Sad time ahead my friends

>>92430158
CAN SOMEONE HERE PLEAAAAASE SHOOT UP SONY HQ

>>92435635
donate to my patreon and i will shoot sony in the head for what he has done

>>92435629
> My question is why did companies stop hiring Japanese animators to help production on films and TV shows.

Technically, they haven't. It's a question of who is doing the key frames and who is doing the in-betweens. Often foreign companies get the grunt work while Americans, or Japs in the case of anime, do the most important frames.

Also thanks to shitty programs like Flash, it's never been easier and cheaper to make godawful animation.

can we try to guess the jokes outside of the trailer?

>someone will ask the poop emoji if he is poop or ice cream

>someone will say lol but not laugh, which will ponder the question why do you say lol but not laugh out loud

>a harambe joke with a gorilla emoji

>>92430158
>eggplant
>never gets used

>>92435844
>Obligatory victory dance number has Meh emoji being the best dancer/singer

>>92430158
> fucking Candy Crush
I think this is actually annoys me the most about it. Everything else is just (ironically) "meh".

Also I guess for all the advertisements, the Poop emoji is barely even in it.

>>92435198
IMO, she looks like an Asian-American

>>92434578
Schlock

>>92430158
>movie is shit
>people hear it's shit
>people see this shit
>movie becomes success
>more movies come out like this
hold me /co/

>>92436924

>our FIRST movie

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>this joke was bad, but they did the "huh, huh?!" laugh motivator too

>make the female smart, talk in a superior and knowledgeable way, and make the guys dumb and jump in her arms when scared
it's not just this movie, it just fucking happens every time now

Also why the fuck is there a clip from the trailer that plays before the trailer in the trailer?

>>92430326

>Don't Bring Me Down
>An ELO song

I never put those two together

>>92430158
>the eggplant emoji is in the 'never used' lounge for a child
I mean, if you know the context that's sort of funny. So congrats, one smile.

>>92437279
It's a Youtube ad

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>>92430158
This is pretty much Reboot

>>92430158
They took the Lego Movie and Wreck-It Ralph and just rolled them around in shit until they stuck together in the worst way possible and then they threw in James Fucking Corden just to seal the devilish deal.

>>92430158
Wasnt this concept already done with Wreck it Ralph?
>Character inside a piece of technology has one purpose
>Doesn't enjoy it, wants something different with his life
>Gets thrown with the rejects and/or out of where he's supposed to be by passing through barriers in the devices
>People irl notice the changes because of the character's actions to change
>Antagonist that tries to keep everything the same by destroying those revolting
>Main protagonist meets with a female one who has a similar issue
>They see the good in each other's uniqueness


Sound familiar?

>bye felicia reference

>>92434578
endless trash

Please don't even acknowledge this millennial cancerfest by posting about it

>>92437906
tbf the "it's okay to be different, even if others try to force that it is" trope is nothing new

>>92430158
desu senpai it looks much better than I thought it would
kinda was hoping for a so bad it's good thing but it just looks kinda meh

>>92436659
Yeah, I figured the Poop emoji was going to be the main villain or somethin?

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>>92430158
>Main characters are just Emmet and Wyldstyle

They didn't even fucking try to hide it.

>>92438337
I knew it from the moment I saw the female lead.

>>92435423

This anon gets it

>>92435471

Thanks, but this brought me down

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>That love interest
Fucking WYLDSTYLE huh?

This is like the new "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" isn't it. They didn't even parody it they're just playing it fucking straight.

>fucking candy crush
Normally I'd ask "literally WHY" but we all know exactly fucking why.

>>92434675
Surfs Up was good
So was Arthur Christmas
As were the other Aardman collabs

>>92430158
This movie could die quietly. It could be forgotten and rightly bomb. But threads like these keep being made, and awareness is held up nice and high, so it's going to make bank just on the "haha let's go see it ironically" crowd.

And you helped.

Please tell me that this movie will just be the greatest piece of satire to ever exist, please?

>>92430158
>>92430158
You guys are overreacting. Honestly, it just looks like a mediocre movie. i'm not seeing how its the travesty of the decade you are making it out to be. Just because it references modern pop culture?

>>92435197
>The world is really coming to an end isn't it
calm down it's just a film

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>>92430158
>>>92430158
>generic "I'm different!" protagonist
>love interest girl
>comedy relief friend
Can we please just end it now

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>>92430158

I never thought I'd have so much contempt for Sony until recently.

I bought a brand new pair of Sony headphones six months ago and they broke from just normal usage.

I was just about to buy a PS4 when they announced the Pro, now I'm too paranoid about getting one because I'm afraid they're going to announce a new one right after i buy it.

They made that shitastic Amazing Spiderman 2 movie.

Now this rancid puddle of rat piss is a thing.

FUCK. YOU. SONY.