TONIGHT

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Gotham was renewed for Season 4! It'll be back in the fall at a new time; Thursdays at 8PM. For those Lucifer fans, it moves into Gotham's 8pm timeslot and the new X-Men show "Gifted" bamfs in at 9pm.

3.19: "All Will Be Judged" (May 22nd)
Temple Shaman reveals his hand to Bruce Wayne and sets up the next phase of training. Gordon and Bullock are put into danger as they come across a crystal owl that reveals the most coveted secrets of Gotham's underworld. Meanwhile, Nygma and Penguin are forced to work together.

3.20: "Pretty Hate Machine" (May 29th)
Gordon races against the clock to save the city from the Alice Tetch virus, when Lee Thompkins intercepts with a plan of her own. Also, Alfred sees a big change in Bruce Wayne after his work with The Shaman. Meanwhile, some of Gotham's most deranged villains band together


3.21/3.22 Two Hour Season 3 Finale (Jun 5th)

>>92415358
>the Alice Tetch virus
Wew

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Will anyone be executed tonight?

>>92415528
Supergirl's ratings

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You motherfuckers ready to administer some JUSTICE?

Had to do something last week & missed Gotham. Anything crazy happen?

>>92415358
>For those Lucifer fans, it moves into Gotham's 8pm timeslot and the new X-Men show "Gifted" bamfs in at 9pm.
While I'm kinda psyched for Gifted, I really don't want to share a Lucifer thread with them, especially with shitposters running amok on /co/ lately

>>92415358
Isn't Thursday at 8 the dreaded cursed time slot for shows that will soon die?

>>92415646
It'll be more retarded than the SD/RAW conflict on /asp/.

>>92415685
it's no Friday but yeah there won't be a season 5 for this show

thank God

> Thursdays at 8PM.

Aw fuck.

Hope the writers will be able to wrap everything up next season, cuz they ain't gettin' a fifth.

>>92415694
/asp/ is 95% shitposting though, /co/ is not or at least shouldn't be
But with SDL/RAM at least it's the same company

>>92415336

>Black wally came out as half gay
>eternal suffering of wallyfags

>>92415808
I don't know, Gotham did grow on me a little. It's the only DC live action property that goes full on campy. Should have started with Bruce a little older so we could actually have a Batman pay off without a recast.

GUILTY!

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!

GUILTY!

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>>92415358
>Being used as a lead-in for MacFarlane's new shitcom
RIP Got Ham

>>92415646
Fuck Lucifer. So many shows that take an interesting premise and turn it into a fucking cop drama show.

>>92415646

I'm really excited, I like look of new show and I'm one of luciferfags that posts at end of the thread so, win win

>Show starts with Gotham completely overrun by the mob
>It only gets worse from there

Just how bad a shithole is Gotham gonna be by the time Bruce is old enough to become Batman?

>>92415358
>Gotham was renewed for Season 4! It'll be back in the fall at a new time; Thursdays at 8PM


Moving a show to a different night is Fox's passive aggressive way of trying to kill off a show. It usually works since, for some reason, views don't follow a show to it's new night.

Season 4 might be it's last. It might even get cancelled mid season.

For once I'm not working during Gotham. Should I watch on a television and suffer commercials for the sake of hype posting or wait an hour for torrents?

>>92416002
Watch on tv.

it's time friends!

>>92415993

Might? Unless by some miracle CBS moves that awful nerd show, its gonna get slaughtered.

>>92415358
>It'll be back in the fall at a new time; Thursdays at 8PM
You, know, 4 seasons is a long enough run. While I've liked season 3, it's not as kino as season 2, and shows pretty much never bounce back to their previous heights.

>>92415358
Damn it, why couldn't the Bachelorette have started in a month?

>>92415959
I just don't want the thread to become 100 "DC IS FINISHED" posts

>>92415993
Eh, unless its a comedy they wouldn't just cancel it. As a former Fringe fan, shows like this that are moved around should definitely play out the rest of the season. Fox seemed to respond well to people tweeting about Fringe and even about the ads and shit as shilling as that sounds, it helped to fund the season.

I'd imagine the biggest thing was to have the new X Men show at a good time and deal was probably that they couldnt have DC and Marvel back to back.

>>92416118
But Lucifer is DC/Vertigo.

Have they revealed that it's Ra's yet?

>I missed Selina getting Batman Returns'd
Aw.

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READY FOR LAWWWWWWWWWWWW

GUILTY

So is Executioner going to be the weapon?

Kato! Thank God you've arrived!

>court unleashing Barnes

POR QUE?

Oh shit he's stronger than Kato.

>>92416186
Seems so.

GUILTY!!!

BASED STRANGE

>>92416186
No.It's probably the virus, Red Queen, and/or Solomon Grundy.

>>92415528
>>92415613
Fuck, feel bad for both captains of GCPD, but then pretty excited to see him go wild again.

OH YESSSSSSSSSSS

DOCTOR STRANGE, I'M GCPD

So where'd Fish go?

Hugo escaped Fish eh

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

And to think these two used to bone.

>the one time a suicide in Gotham is a legit suicide
>the ME doesn't believe it

Lee still being a bitch, and wrong.

>>92416223
>>92416202
Ah, technicalities. Gotham's greatest asset.

>>92416230

Eh, I'm sure we'll find out

Or we won't

I can go the rest of the series without Fish to be honest

>>92416258
speak of which, what happened to Harvey's ginger squeeze?

>>92416265
She's infected too. She got blood on her when Mario was shot.

>>92416292
She probably left him

>>92416114

Well luciferfags aren't obnoxious and I've been in legion threads and they're pretty low key, so I don't perceive a problem.

Marvel and DC would be where companywars bs would happen but honestly most of people here watch lucifer are watching it in-spite of it basically being in name only. Though I must say I enjoyed the God Johnson episode that is airing tonight, a lot.

BANG THE GONG!

Killing Joke last week, T. Rex today, Barbara's club has great taste.

>>92416292
she gave him a choice between her and the job offscreen

he chose the job

>>92416292
They might've just forgotten about her.

Oh well.

>>92416305
OH SHIT

Does it feel a bit odd for anyone that they're using characters so relatively new?

Or are the CoO a lot older than New 52, and i'm an idiot?

>>92416331
This show has the best music. They really love post punk, punk and glam. It's like they raided my music collection.

>Did something happen to her?
>I heard she fell out of a window and is in pretty bad shape.

You know, just a casual Monday.

>>92416292
They got married. Bullock quit the force to be a bartender. Gordan came calling. Got tired of being puss whipped. Left her and rejoined the force.

>>92416361
It's a New 52 thing. Not particularly fond of it desu

>>92416361

I mean, they're like 6 years old at this point

I can't get over how silly those masks look. They should have stuck with the creepy, original ones in the comic.

>>92416361
It's been a couple years. It's kinda nice neat to see more obscure/newer Batman villains in adaptations

>>92416361
they're a great concept to explain why Gotham is so fucked up

I'm glad Hugo is back in action.

>>92416398
That's still relatively young compared to just about all the other characters and concepts.

>>92416361
Synergy and such.

Frankly, I thought the Court would've been perfect villains for Beware, but that got canned very quick.

>>92416361

Well, if its true that Barnes is gonna be the Executioner, then thats pretty damn obscure.

We Dr. Hurt now?

>>92416434
Well the previous season arc referenced Joker's cut off face stitched to his head in Death of the Family.

So what was in the shipping crate? Just Hugo being moved around?

>unleash rage zombies on Gotham
>GUILTY gets to be lead rager

These Ford commercials are also great

>>92416434

But long enough to be a well-established Batman thing

I mean Bane was new once upon a time

>>92416479
I said just about, not all.

>>92416361
I don't like the Court of Owls, but I like the idea of Batman's Roges destroying them and that's why Gotham is so fucked up.

>>92416327
Legion thread were comfy, so I hope for the best

>>92416486
Maybe, or maybe some dispersal agent a la Batman Begins or Arrow

>>92416486
might be the deployment method or Strange's old equipment.

>>92416479
Oh yeah, that happened.

>tfw no "post snacks"
Does alcohol count? 'Cause this makes this episode and that commercial pretty fucking good.

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Yay for season 4! They're going for that golden 100 episode so they can syndicate it. That's where the real money is made.

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>>92416515
Well, when you put it that way, it does sound fun.

>>92416544
Chocolate Easter Bunny I've been working on eating since Easter.

>>92416523
>Oh yeah, that happened.

That's pretty much Gotham's motto.

Meanwhile, in on The New Dick Van Dyke Show...

Are you ready to begin?

>>92416590
It would be so fucking cool if that was Dick van Dyke.

>>92416515
I also like how Bruce didn't create all his villains for once

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>>92416576
tfw allergic to chocolate

He reminds me of Stick, except not a complete shitbag.

>Getting rid of the rage of that night.

Yes! Bruce is going to break out! No way he would ever let go of his rage!

>Yeah, we transferred Barnes, can't tell you to where though.
Gotham.

Honkman please

He's taking Oswald's survival well.

Yay Penguin went back to his original crush!

>>92416656
It's hard to take things not well when you have punched a man's face off

Gordon come on this is an easy one

Give Oswald the info and use him against the court

Its so cute how Oswald still considers Jim a friend.

I love that Oswald still clings to their friendship.

Wait so Ozy was gay for Jim this entire time?

>Court of Owls vs Penguin Plot

>>92416707
First day watching?

I need a secret drawer like that.

>Wayne Tech access code on the badge

Jesus, that company is run by idiots.

>>92416707
I'm still clinging to the theory that he's bi (he did seem rather...interested in that girl's perfume in season 1) or asexual, but he's just desperate for affection.

Jim, you sellout.

>>92416751
There are better ways to hide your porn.

The reason we haven't seen Alfred is because he's got a lead on Bruce and is tracking him down, right? Because he didn't buy that clone bullshit.

the balls on Jimbo

>>92416758

He doesn't know what he is. He's crazy.

This is just Jerome's plan mixed with Batman Begins.

He could have waited until he was out of sight before making that call.

>>92416744
We didn't have confirmation of Penguin being gay until months ago
Before that I just thought the show has massive amount of homo-eroticism because lolGotham

Fuck Paul

Traitorous faggot.

Thank you Mrs Skeletal

>HEY HARVEY IT'S JIM I KNOW EVERYTHING AND AM YELLING VERY LOUDLY OUTSIDE THE HOME OF THE HEAD OF THE COURT OF OWLS NOTHING BAD WILL COME FROM THIS.

>>92416791

He's obsessive-romantic

Shouldn't she be more upset that he found out her secret identity and broke into her house?

>>92416803
if at first you don't succeed

>>92416806
>>92416828

Amazing he's lasted this long, really.

>>92416807
You shouldn't need a declaration of love to consider the idea that someone might be gay.

>>92416832

At some point if you let Gotham's supercop into your secret society you have to assume he's going to find these things out

>>92416855
He knows his plot armor.

I want to slide my tubesteak deep inside Ivy.

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>>92416859
Well excuse me to being a thick dum dum

>>92416855
I just wonder when he'll remember the Court has multiple(?) undead Gungraves they can use against him.

Lucius's detached snark is so underrated in this show

>tfw really hope the girl who played Alice is still creeping in these threads :3

>>92416955
He looks like my uncle.

>>92416896

Get in line.

>HERE I STOLE HER SECRET KEYCARD TOO

Goddamnit Jim

She should know that her keycard is missing and that Jim took it.

>that blouse

how has Ivy learned to be a slut so fast?

She made a plant that brings people back from the dead!? I don't care if this is Gotham that's insanely overpowered.

>>92416995
She doesn't understand what boners are

>>92416995
With matching whore mascara too.

>>92416995
She's got the body of a 19-year old and the brain of a 15 year old.

GOTHAM NEEDS A PROTECTOR

BUT WHO?

We're gonna get out ears pierced! BFFs forever!

Hooray! More Nth metal shenanigans.

>>92417007
Questioning her after Oswald

>>92417007

Poison Ivy has been known to make pod people.

>>92416002
>be this person
>guy is doing very loud construction nearby and I miss about a quarter of all dialogue

Just fuck me.

>>92417007
it's going to make her catatoni...oh no. I refuse. I refuse Gotham I goddamn refuse!

MY PARENTS WERE DEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAD

>>92417037
Some kind of Wing of Night?

>>92417037
PERHAPS A SORT OF MAN OF BATS?
>>92417043
That last part was meant to be green-texted.

Didn't I see this in Arkham Knight

o boy a severe weather warning!

Okay did the kid develop a massive adam's apple? What is with the bloody turtle necks, that thing is ridiculous.

>>92416995
Really? She seems very modest to me.

In fact, the show has toned down a lot of sexuality after season one. Remember when sex scenes were a norm?

>>92417106

Michael Keaton

>>92417106
Turtle necks were a Burton Bruce thing.

>>92417088
Don't say anything I haven't played it yet.

HE POUNCED ON THEM LIKE SOME SORT OF...CAT-MAN

Wew Strange

Lookit that guy. Leapin' around like a monkey on a tree.

Ivy is too peppy in this.

What will happen that will lead her to become embittered against all humankind?

>>92417120

Still?

Statute of limitations is up at this point, you run your own risks

I wonder if Ra molests Bruce when he's unconscious?

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FLESH
Oh wait, wrong block.

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>>92417037
MAYBE SOME KIND OF FLYING MAMMAL MAN?

>>92417106
Val Kilmer

>/co/ suddenly hates the show and wants it to get cancelled
wtf happened, these threads used to be super hyped about the show.

>Tom Cruise is the mummy
well thanks for ruining it tv spot

>>92417167

Probably Selina telling her off. I can see that happening.

>>92417178
Flying Squirrel Man

Brilliant! Get me pictures Parker

>Become undead sex toy for a hot Mummy

There is no downside.

>>92417167

Penguin betrays her

Or she makes it to college and her professor tries to kill here

Or both

>>92417197
The show's quality took a MASSIVE nosedive this season

>>92417197
I only saw one guy in this thread who wanted the show cancelled.

>>92417197
at the end of the day it's still DC and a DC death should always be celebrated

and now for the thing that killed it

>>92417205

The girl is the mummy. She just wants Cruise to be her fucktoy.

>>92417197
It's not so much want as acknowledging that moving it to Thursday will kill it.

Bill!?

>>92417236

Says you.

It was good in season 1, but 2 and 3 have been amazing.

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>>92417236
Oh bullshit.

>>92417260

Sookie, I am mutant

>>92417260
No, it's "BEEL!"

Also, oh, hi, Root!

>Strange playing everyone

love it

>You logical bastard

lmfao

>>92417286
a Fred is also fine

So that's what happened to Silver.

Well the Court was pretty dumb to expect Strange to be loyal after they hung him out to dry.

>>92417329

That was her? I KNEW IT!

>you logical bastard

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shit that Hugo scene had classic comic coloring.

solid flat colors

wish more scenes were like that.
actors in red light
blue background

>>92417329

She parachuted into a completely different universe

I'm getting Burton vibes from the music.

So not!Raesh wants to steal Bruce's body to bring justice to Gotham right?

>>92417361
And developed superpowers.

Traaaaaaaaaaap

Odds on Penguin parachuting in here and wrecking shit?

Or else they're pulling a Kingsman Church Scene.

Is this the future home of the Iceberg Lounge?

>>92417397
Yeah, ""steal"".

/co/, promise me if you start an ancient evil conspiracy do something besides rip off Eyes Wide Shut. Play some jazz, go for modern architecture, anything.

Debutante Death Ball!

BITCHES GON' BE CRAZY!

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>>92417361
From one show that will probably get cancelled, to another show by Brian Singer. She's lucky Singer's mutant power is only works on boys.

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>>92417466
Sure

>>92417437
he's probably been tracking the phone he gave Jim

So Jim has to set them up the bomb?

AND THE MAN IN THE BACK SAID EVERYONE ATTACK...

>>92417466

Sorry, gotta follow my ancestry

So voodoo, Baron Samedi, that sort of thing

>>92417495
No, he just has to stand there and watch.

>>92417492
One hopes.

>>92417495
know Jim has to not White Knight the situation and just watch it all unfold

>>92417466
But I just printed out a bunch of papers to act as a second warning in case you crash one of my orgies and were getting close!

>Pengy was just standing there waiting for the call

How can they license Kato but not the Green Hornet.

Mr. Cobblepot's gonna HONK to the rescue right?

Oh it's an Asian Talon

TO THE PENGUINMOBILE!

is the guy from "Miami Connection" Talon?

Lucius was a real bro

So somehow Oswald and crew will gear up, make it from the Copplepot manor to the city and get through heavy city traffic in less than 15 minutes

Talons got RICED also, who's ready for epig pengy rescue?!?

Just tell her! What is this the CW!?

Wow they managed to turn Lee into an insufferable bitch, I'm actually impressed at how they turned such a likable character into...that...

What the fuck is Lee's problem?

>>92417642

Gotham needs a hero!

>It's a "I can't tell a female character a secret, even though it wouldn't harm her and help us in the long run"

It's like watching a CW show.

>>92417485

Gotham's probably going to outlast Gifted, because it'll probably get a short fifth season and I doubt Gifted will last past season one

they didn't even put an X in it like Legion, Timmy TV isn't going to give a shit

Nice one, Kato. Suppose all your training couldn't prepare you for a decanter to the face.

BURN BABY BURN

Is that our weekly Gotham moment?

>>92417683
Her husband was murdered and she lives in a city of insane people

what makes Gordon think those holey doors are going to stop it?

Gordon you ungrateful fuck.

they should've brought Freeze not Firefly. Ice is Talons' weakness.

Theres always a kid who suddenly forgets how to walk...

Jim, those doors aren't air tight, that's not gonna help.

>>92417696
Fun is subjective, drama is universal

This episode in particular has a very Batman Forever flavor to it.

suppose someone should start making a list for all the rogues, they're all getting their fair share of kills these days

Does that count as a honk? I'm not gonna count it I dont think.

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>>92415336
What did Fox mean by this?

I'd fuck Firefly. Even with this facial scars. She's got a nice booty. An apple bottom

>>92417754
Freeze is indirectly responsible for the Talons too

>>92417754
idk fire did a bang up job here. and if it didn't we've now got an undead talon subjected to the rage virus.

>>92417678
It's also surprising how Barbara went from being the most unlikable character in Season 1 to one of the most fun parts of the show

Harley's voice is getting worse.

>>92417678
On one hand, her being butthurt about Mario is stupid. She didn't love him that much and she knows he was infected and was about to kill her.

On the other hand, there's no reason they can't tell her. She's a doctor and a trusted one. You'd think that'd be useful in stopping a virus.

Was that Jeffrey Combs as Braniac?

>>92417773
This show has just been slowly transforming into a mishmash of the various classic Batman movies.
All we need is Batman & Robin and we're already a third of the way there.

Heard Injustice 2's story is dog shit

How did Talon let Jim hit him with that bucket. His reaction isn't that slow, not to mention he said screw it.

>>92417839
yup

>>92417818
Exactly it's like they've completely switched, Barb is just fuckin fun now.

Oh shit

Et, tu Ra's?

>>92417839
Yes.

>>92417842
It's got good production values, but it kinda is.
It's mostly pointless

>>92417842
Lies, better than first

Where is the human Popsicle?

>>92417842
It's not like the last one was high art.

>>92417854
Thats some awesome casting.

Oh god that laugh...

>>92417842
The first one was pretty shit too to be honest

Where IS Freeze?

POTTERY

lol bye

Is everyone's response to what they're going to do after a near death experience, "to kill someone'?

Ouch Jim

FUCKING FINALLY

>>92417889
Neon lights, and frosted tips are expensive yo.

Wish Lee was leaving for good.

>>92417911
yes if someone tries to kill you you kill them right back

#Daviddidnothingwrong

...and in ten years she'll be treating Batman's wounds!

Jim deserves a break. And maybe a handjob.

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>yfw Leslie is gone forever!

>CoO keeps their assets in bird cages

kek

AWK-WAAAAARD...

Well, this got awkward.

PENGY AND RIDDLER TEAM UP INCOMING!!!

>>92417982
Bring Vale back and let her give Jim a thigh job

Holy balls, it's almost over already.

Fuck him through the bars cobblepot!

>inb4 this was all just the court's attempt to get Eddie and Penguin to reconcile

THE WAR OF HONKS AND RIDDLES

Penguin getting all his boyfriends back.

That was almost kind of intense.

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>>92418015
This

BANE?

GUILTY!

IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME

Barnes looks like a real Big Guy.
Can't wait for Oz & Ed's Bogus Adventure.

GUILTY

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GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!

>Season 5 is Batman year 1
pls?

Was that...Dark Knight Rises music at the end there?

Fuck, now we gotta wait a week.

Didn't we do this with Azrael last time?

time for God

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Darn it I wanted Barnes to become The Judge.

Aw yeah King Richard as God now!

>>92418115
Father and son reunion.

>>92418096
Only this time, Barnes IS the armored nutjob instead of fighting one.

>>92418147

The Judge is just Two-Face though

>>92418169
I totally believe in God Cooper.

Alright time for Lucifer.

Wonder how the casting director will fuck up this week.

>>92418229
Oh who the fuck cares? Are you really expecting accuracy at this point? He's basically the same shtick.

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>>92418169

>>92418169
Think he'll be back for the Psych movie?

>>92418309
Why not?

>>92418309

Lassie? I think he's already confirmed

>>92418281

So what you really want is a villain in a wig and a robe, gotcha

Daaaaaad, no one calls me Samael. My name is 'Lucifer Morningstar."

"You are still on that phase?"

"It's not a phasssseeee!"

>>92418309
probably

did they ever find out he was faking I kinda stopped watching

>>92418396

Juliet found out in the last season, but they were dating so it had to be done

>>92418396
Juliet knows, I think the Chief knows. Shawn made a DVD telling Lassie the truth but he stopped right before that bit, so Lassie probably knows but just decides to keep playing dumb

>Shawn and Juliet's actors dated and broke up
That's gonna be awkward

>>92418396
Shawn left Lassiter a DVD explaining everything in the series finale.

Lassiter threw it out rather than view it.

Fucking sad, man.

>WHO STOLE MY PUDDING AGAIN?
>The two guys at the desk point to each other

kek

Brother Blood don't be an idiot

>it's a primordial entity wants to make me her fucktoy episode

>You sonovabitch

>I was bunkmates with God in the loony bin
Beat that bar story

>>92418593

Meh, been there, done that.

>>92418169
Seriously? He was just Cain on Supernatural

>>92418711
he wasted on drama, he's a better comedian

>>92418748
He's a jack of all trades.

>>92418711
Neat.

The Scooby Doo method of crime solving tells me the killer is that black doctor.

I knew Santa couldn't be trusted

the doctor is hitting on her isn't he?

>A serial killer murdering spastics

Well that's one way to lower insurance premiums...

>The big bang was literally God jizzing in Mother of Creation's pussy

is anyone else weirded out that King Richard actually ended up being God?

>Literally the Big Bang

>Second One of Us reference

Drink!

Little on the nose, Guy-Who-Picks-the-Music.

>>92418877
well there's no real proof yet he just has healing powers

>The shrink is getting wheeled out with a paper bag
I had a good laugh

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>>92418775
>>92418877
not only God

>>92418924
He also seems to know that Lucifer is Lucifer.

>>92418973
And called him by his real name

>>92418924
>>92418973
granted he might just be a mouthpiece for god, but still god is indirectly getting involved

Gonna make a claim:

>It really is God
>Except only a sliver of 'him' is in God Johnson
>God just jumps from human to human on a whim
>This ends with God Johnson being cured but warning Lucifer that God is now aware something is happening.
>God Johnson becomes lovable oil baron again

>it's a "wacky kid tries to get his divorced parents together with wacky hijinks episode" with Satan

>>92418996

or god is having a giggle m8

>>92419015

>he's missing out on parent trap joke

>lucifer gives a mentally ill arsonist a lighter

oh geez

What a fascinating montage.

>>92419091

He likes watching it all burn too.

>it's a Dr. Linda fucks God episode

>>92419120

They got 4 extra episodes that are playing this summer that are going to play with the format a little, so i'm curious what they can do with it

>I've seen your mom dress sluttier than this.

wew

>>92419120
It was almost artistic. Lucifer does a lot right, despite being what it is.

Amenadiel's not going to get to see God is he?

I hate this song.

>>92419059
>The show runners are /co/ posters

>>92419059
SHE SAID THE THING

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Amenidial what the fuck are you doing

>>92419190
>>92419213

>not knowing that secretly it was a meta thread to go with god episode
>I am also god

>Amenadiel's there to fuck

>>92419182
"You know this much is true....?"

>>92419310

Yeah that. Hate it.

Meanwhile, God gets kneed in the groin.

oh yea, he still hasn't told her Six is her mum yet

inb4 God Johnson is just a regular guy or another angel/demon trying to trick the gang.

Inb4 he's not actually god

>Someone different does it every year. Even I did it a few years back...
>IT'S A SANTA MASK

christ no wonder people go nuts.

>>92419584
>>92419590

>He's not god, he got his hands on a piece of divinity and is channeling god. sorta

AAAAAHHHH DEMON DOGS!!!

Crap, I was wrong.

>>92419615
How long until someone who possesses other pieces of divinity, like The Voice shows up?

>ironically Santa is legitimately a super hero in DC

>And the killer is...THIS WEEK'S EXTRA!

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Have these fucks appeared at all?

>>92419766

Family Guy made that joke.

the belt was the piece

>>92419809
...

I am now the manatee.

You guys called it, piece of divinity

so, god just lets divine artifacts with aspects of his essence float around on Earth?

>>92419858

What bro, don't like a good joke?

I mean the worst thing that can happen is people going around good deeds.

>>92419879
the fucking knife makes people homicidal

Brother Blood don't suck it up again

>>92415336

Time for brother blood to go deep.

And so begins a Jackie Chan Adventures-style treasure hunt.

Goodbye, God Johnson! You were too pure for this world.

>>92419974
maybe they'll kill him and have god take over his body for real